/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Always remember: Cover is a tech company making most of its profit from advertising deals. This will inform every decision their board takes and will filter down directly to what your oshii tells you. Enjoy the content accordingly.

Kek.

I'm in love with this shark.

>Another EN JP permissions fuckup
When will management learn?

>>7430293
>double members thing that was promised
>becomes a scuffed short greyfest
>"changing the goalposts"

Sometimes I wish for better interlocutors unironically, lol.

I want to walk same-chan

>>7430414
reminder that no one would care if she just streamed something else instead

>>7430414
Management learned that you will excuse their behavior and keep consuming the product. High-fives and bonuses all around.

>>7430451
you know as good as everyone here that member karaokes are the most scuffed of them all because she uses them as practice

>>7430512
And? A promise is a promise.

>>7430512
Don't think he does when he's complaining about grey spam in a karaoke

>>7430466
pls understand, shark is an autist that does not do well with unexpected problams, friday was a break day and now has a stream

I love Gura

>>7430592
Me too

>>7430554
Correction: friday has a possibility of a stream. It's not very high.

>>7430537
you are such a whiney little baby

I thought the reserve stream was late. Just saw the tweet that said Crazy Taxi was moved to the 6th because of permissions. The more I see stuff get affected by permissions, the weirder I think this whole permissions thing is tangled up in a ludicrous clusterfuck of idiocy. She couldn't play the PC version of DJ Max because of permissions, even though they should be essentially the same game on either platform. She couldn't play Resident Evil Village english dub because of permissions. Mori couldn't play english Princess Connect because she lived in Japan, even though she made a song for it. That last one was from memory so I could be wrong about that. Then you got games one branch can play but the other branches cannot for whatever reason. Other than a set scheduling conflict, is there any other reason for the 4 day delay to play the game? Did the permissions just need to be revived because it ended a day or two before her scheduled crazy taxi stream? What an odd thing to happen but at least she's still playing it.

>>7430592
Same desu

>>7430619
Forgive me for expecting something at all. I have to say I am smarting on this front too, if slowly, kind of like EN management lol.

>>7430624
No one knows how it works other than it's a clusterfuck.

>>7430614
I know you just want to doompost and be a dramafag but if gura got a message that permissions were lost 5ever she would not have scheduled just 4 days after the fact

>>7430624
Permissions are fucking complicated as fuck. It could also have something to do with Japanese and American versions of the same company? No idea but it keeps happening

>>7430661
Yeah, not even management seems to know how this shitty permissions system works.

>>7430414
>>7430485
Think about it guys:
1) The permission problem suddenly appeared today.
2) The permission problem will be resolved within the next four days.
3) Gura was certain that she would be streaming it yesterday evening as the Dead Space 3 collab was coming to a close.

My rrat is that SEGA pulled the plug on perms temporarily due to recent events. They're having a 30th anniversary celebration for several of their IPs and You-Know-Who just got arrested.

>>7430749
>responding to them
I thought you were better than this.

>>7430677
She may well get such a message tomorrow, kek. We'll see.

>>7430749
my guess is that they have to renew and today was that day

>>7430749
And how would streamers playing their games even interfere with that? It only raises the profile of their anniversary.

>>7430781
How do you kill a rrat? Suffocate it.

>>7430378
>Cover is a tech company
i do not believe that cover has any tech staff on payroll at all.

>>7430892
Two popsicles at once??

>>7430907
And with this motivation, you made your own, lol!

Gura would be the type of person to drop her Switch in the tub

>>7430951
Memetic Backburning

>>7430913
What is it, then?

>>7431015
it's just a badly-run talent agency.

>>7430929
She's holding mine, we're going to eat it while kissing

>>7430554
Gura should really get more comfortable with streaming something suddenly, like a short DBD session or members singing/ukelele reps.
Seems like she has way too much anxiety over deciding what to stream.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>7431124
I'll be happy if she does a member post linking whatever video she's watching, really. Streaming is asking too much.

Instead of doomposting or speculation about permissions, what are you going to do instead? Avorions 2.0 is on the beta branch so I'm trying that and I'll watch Friend play Siren on the side

>>7431124
I wouldn't mind Gura doing a spontaneous stream that's different from her schedule when these things happen, but considering that she moved it to a break day, it makes sense to make today a break day instead.

>>7431124
A backup/mainstay at this point in time seems a pretty obvious solution. I get that she hates Minecraft solo plays, but what is preventing her from doing it the Ame way and just making a zatsudan? Read SC backlog, shoot the shit on whatever topic, shitpost even.

>>7431206
i am making something to help everyone calm down

>>7431206
Going to play some vidya and listen to some good music

>>7431206
get high and play vidya as usual I guess.. nights really are so much better with shark

>>7431206
I'm going to finish up my reps and play some games. Maybe record some gameplay too. I've been toying with the idea of making tutorial videos for games with difficult entry barriers.

Have some cute Gura slurping

>>7431383
that sounds interesting, actually. I honestly don't usually watch tutorial videos because depending on the game they can go out of date fairly quick. Maybe something to keep in mind

>>7431206
I'm watching my twitch oshi and playing puzzle game.

>>7431485

>>7431206
Extra time to do my weight and drawing reps. Might throw an old stream on in the background for fun too

oceanside humming two-hour ambient stretch

https://files.catbox.moe/j2bjsc.m4a

>>7431492
That's true. New player experience can change rapidly if the developer feels like doing so. I'll keep that in mind and try to focus on teaching mechanical skills that will help new players excel even if things change. Thanks.

>>7431220
I would love to have both

>no Crazy Taxi
Damn it, I was looking forward to the sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg8-eR5NUA8

>>7431600
Is this based on the audioanon version?

>>7431650
yes

>>7431600
Haunting but beautiful.

>>7431206
drink vodka and watch anime

>>7431206
drink vodka watch anime

>>7431768
>>7431853
The power of vodka

Is Gura in the box right now?

There's was a lot of schizo-posting in the previous thread. "She hates us", "I'm canceling my membership", "She hates streaming".

Benefit of the doubt (management is to blame) and a forgiving attitude (>>7428455 ) are better mindsets to strive for. Go worry when it becomes a long-term pattern, go do reps, come back tomorrow.

>>7432640
I'm too happy with Oceanside to mind one missed stream.

>>7430451
>>7430537
>>7430655
>Bitch about not getting karaoke
>Then changes into not being MEMEBRS karaoke
>Then changes into karaoke being scuffed scuffed even though thats exactly what members karaoke are
???
retard

>>7431206
DS3 VOD since I haven't watch that
>>7432640
>lot
it just usual tourists anon, pay them no mind.

>>7431646
See you on friday.

I think I’m gonna rewatch the RDR2 VODs, my memory is kinda hazy on them despite enjoying them so it should be nice while I do some gaming

>>7432613
That's Gura's home. She sleeps there.

>>7433402
It’s not her fault

Shark is smart.

>>7433551
Gura's vibrator-trident... Uoh...

>>7433505
She’s smart in unconventional ways

>>7431853
kill yourself

>>7433837
Evidence that shark is smart:
Gura was the first one to shoot the latch.
Gura figured out how to use telekinesis doors first.
Gura used stasis on the deadly fans as a reflex.
Gura figured out how to use oxygen tanks first.

Counting smart moments to "prove" she's smart is just asking for someone to compile a dumb moments list and nobody wants that.

>>7434218
Stinkies already do that. I'm just tipping the scales back the way they belong.

Damn, what? I thought there was gonna be a stream today

>>7434368
Moved to Friday due to some mixup with permissions

>>7430378
>making most of its profit from advertising deals
Do retarded people actually believe this?

>>7431230
>but what is preventing her from doing it the Ame way and just making a zatsudan?
Shes lazy....

>>7432640
I will continue to love this cute little idiot and no schizo can stop me

>>7434843
I’m gonna squish her lazy tummy

Is she not streaming anything in place of Crazy Taxi?

>>7435085
Not that I'm aware of. She rescheduled it to one of her break days.

I bet Gura is using this time to study audio set-ups and streaming laptops, and NOT watching a video about mowing a lawn.

>>7435205
She probably staring at her pc screen looking at hololive work she has been putting off for 2 months and not doing it because shes lazy and doesnt want to.

>>7434872
Same!

>>7435205
to be fair those lawn videos are really addictive, I've watched several since she mentioned it

>>7430451
>interlocutors
christ go back to r*ddit

>>7435120
Are permissions really that fucked? I think I'm starting to buy into the "Lazy streamer" thing a bit. What I'm more worried about is the possibility that her family thing is worse than she let on. Praying for this shark.

>>7431230
she doesn't know how to talk to her chat the same way ame does.

Friendly reminder to lift for gura

>>7435639
Yes they are that fucked. I 100% believe it was a permissions issue, so she decided to be a couch potato today

>>7435639
>I think I'm starting to buy into the "Lazy streamer" thing a bit
Bruh are you new Gura is lazy as fuck and we all know it and she admits it.

>>7435757
i love it

https://twitter.com/dudultv/status/1422361328799428612
Gura cute Gura cute

>>7435757
She hasn't made a habit of lying about it though. Even so, you're right - Gura is amazing, and we should cherish every bit of effort she gives.

>>7435205
uhh, yep video about mowing a lawn it is then...

>>7435205
mmmm lawnmowers

>>7435865
How do I save GIFs from Twitter?

>>7435639
luna's crazy taxi got demonetized and korone privated it for a bit

>>7436201
look for free converter on google

The next two streams are collabs, feels like we haven't had a regular stream in a while.

>>7436201
Find a twitter video downloader or get a extension for your browser of choice

>>7436243
The ASMR was great but I am looking forward to the next solo stream. At least now we’ll have two back to back

Love this shark

Through some serendipity I had already planned on skipping Gura's stream today to hang out with my family and it ended up being a great day. I'm glad I wasn't here for the meltdown of bait and shitposts. I'mma go shower and hug my Gura daki. You buds have a good night, take care of yourselves.

Unpopular opinion ahead:
I don't care about collabs. All i need is gura's solo streams. I just want to hear her talking about dumb thing with us

>>7436201
https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/E7093kvXEAcZ1-x.mp4

>>7436849
That generally not unpopular. Collabs would be better if Gura didnt basically close her chat box during them and at least interacted with chat a tiny bit.

These are my crocs and their croclings.

>>7436835
There wasn't much, really, since she was quick to update on it, and it's fucking permissions bs, which is nit her fault.

>>7436900
Closing chat is the price we pay for a happier Gura.

I hope this artist makes a taco bell version

>>7436835
Night buddy

>>7437018
Are Taco Bell ads the price we pay too? There is no way she had a say in that sponsor right? I mean she made the stream fun and did the best she could but man..... I just dont see Gura as someone who would want to do that stuff.

>>7437075
Yes, anon, Gura, the girl who talks about food constantly, had to be forced at gunpoint to eat a few nacho fries, do some RP, and talk with chat like she always does. While getting paid a ridiculous sum of money.

>>7436849
I would be kinda sad if she stopped doing collabs all-together but I do enjoy her solo streams more

>>7437075
Coco was surprised at the low payout from working for cover. I imagine a big sponsorship that pays a lot in contrast. Earning 10k in a day to shill some fast foodfor an hour, getting to appear on TV to show your family, it sounds appealing to be honest. I can't blame her, I would've probably done the same.

>>7437192
Seriously, it's the most hilarious cope ever. Gura almost certainly doesn't share the same anti-corpo/sponsorship autism that this board seems to have. This wasn't her first sponsor, it won't be her last, and she's more than happy to keep doing them for right companies.

>>7437225
It's probably close to 6 figures too.

>>7437312
>6 figures
what makes you believe that?

>>7436849
She can only be herself when she's talking to us. She almost started talking about dumb things with Ina, but stopped herself.
Pretty big difference to how comfortable she was during Oceanside.

>>7436855
Thank you, cchumbud!

>>7437368
It's Taco Bell and she has a cameo in a pretty big ad campaign. Her VOD views are pretty high too and it's a full dedicated 1 hour shill stream. It's just a guess though.

>>7437411
Maybe she'll eventually stop herself less. It would be nice if she's able to be herself with her coworkers. I kinda have high hopes for the Ame collab in that regard.

>>7437368
Hes retarded

>>7436849
Idk if it's unpopular but I completely agree. All of the EN girls are way too awkward to have any kind of decent chemistry, and as a result I find collab streams nearly unwatchable. Most of what makes Gura entertaining is only found in her solo streams like >>7437411 said.

>>7437560
Well honestly they have some fun moments and stuff but its super clear none of them are real friends with each other. Yes that includes Ame and Gura.

>>7437602
They're only not real friends if you start using a retardedly strict definition of friends.

>>7437602
I don’t really get that line of thinking. They’re friends but they’ve never met up in real life like the JPs can and that can make a huge difference.

I was away for a few days. What's the state of Gura's mic now?

>>7436201
twitter is serving it to you as MPEG-4 video and the easiest (and arguably best) thing to do with it is save it using youtube-dl and keep it in that format. i don't think there's a way to get the GIF anymore. you could convert it back into a GIF if you really wanted to.

>>7437602
Is consistently talking off-stream with one another not a sign of friendship?

>>7437602
Ame and Gura are definitely the best pairing in EN as far as comfort and compatibility though. The latter half of fish tank when they both settled in was basically the only collab I've enjoyed so far, but I haven't much cared for their gaming ones in the past.

>>7437664
Back to using her old mic in the last stream. Sounded good.

>>7437690
Nice.

>>7437643
This.
Also, Gura is friends with us, as well.

I love Gura~

>>7437643
>>7437653
>>7437686
Co-workers.

>>7438246
Not mutually exclusive

>>7438246
Sure, coworkers who frequently talk about how they want to be better friends with each other.

>>7436849
Unpopular opinion ahead:
Gura is astoundingly cute.

>>7438489
Substantiate your claims

>>7438515

>>7438515
She is objectively and scientifically proven to be cute.
Gawr Gura has
- A large head relative to body size
- A large forehead
- Large Eyes
- Round Cheeks
- Small Chin
- Small Nose

5/6 Therefore cute.

>>7438332
and yet they never are..... sad

>>7438588
6/6*
I don't know how I fucked something that simple up

>>7438613
I'm going to superchat them about it.

>>7438613
Maybe it's just hard to do on stream while trying to entertain both of their audiences.

>>7438670
As much as I dont like NijiEN..... they really got us BTFO on the friendship department. The Gen1 seems like legit good freinds and they actually want to play games together and its not like a 7 month long chore to get 2 of them to play a game together again.

>>7438808
Pretty sure they were literally friends before debut it’s not really a fair comparison

>>7438515
Take this, you fucker.

>>7438837
So were Ame and Gura apparently but idk they really dont seem like friends to me at all. I mean Ame has openly said she doesnt want to do stuff wtih Gura because she doesnt want to be seen as just her friend.... like idk man seems kind of like something a friend wouldnt do but maybe my friends are just better than other peoples or something.

>>7439236
It's almost like having reputations and clippers circling like vultures makes you interact differently with your friends.

>>7435639
I'm pretty sure it isn't just permissions, if it was she would still stream today.

I'm a bit annoyed that she just decided to not stream today period instead of doing literally anything else instead of crazy taxi. It really does give the impression that this is just a job to her, and not something she really likes doing. Which hey, is probably true, I'll be the first to say that EN chat is absolute cancer, but it does somewhat ruin the enjoyment to see her use not having permissions for a game as an excuse to skip a stream entirely without any further clarification.

>>7439481
Simple, she isn't in the mood for a stream because she hit the permissions wall again, besides she swapped a break day for it. We probably would have gotten another bus sim stream where people would be complaining about her overusing a meme or swearing too much if she went for a stream today.

>>7439580
but the bus sim stream got the most views since Assetto Corsa...

>>7439580
> people would be complaining about her overusing a meme or swearing too much
Those aren't people. If you think she gives a single shit about dramaniggers, you're delusional.

>>7439580
>she isn't in the mood for a stream because she hit the permissions wall again
Probably true
>overusing a meme or swearing too much
overreaction from retards.

>try to watch Gura vods
>get too invested in them to do other things at the same time
Fuck.

>>7439345
Only if you are a bad friend to begin with.

>>7439580
The people who would be complaining likely aren't a part of her actual fanbase.

>>7439481
The time she tried to stream trials, didn't she stream something else in the end? Goddamn I don't remember.

Anyway, JWU, found out I didn't miss any streams so yay.

Have my unsubstantiated schizo rrat with no proof whatsoever:

She's an afficionado of Chris' life and work and has taken a day off to monitor the situation and shitpost on a smaller imageboard.

My other rrat is serious and equally has no proof. Read at your own peril:

I'm actually starting to worry July has utterly exhausted her both with the family trouble, the sudden opportunity to earn some cash with Taco Bell, PC trouble and probably more. She just might be a bit overwhelmed emotionally and even physically, or if I want to go that far may be burned out, legit burned out from the obligations and streaming. She's a moody girl and her emotional state might be bad and she just needs and wants to have a few days alone doing nothing. We had good streams and content in July, true. But I think she overworked and overworried herself and that we didn't get the whole picture of her family issues and how much she overstrained herself.

>>7440327
I think she did, this time she moved it to different day

>>7439481
I know Gura by now she will complete her schedule and log off after that, if she can't stream one game she would just ditch streaming that day, she would not give updates about her cat or food or anything, she is a complete introvert in her way of life amazing she became a streamer but theres that something about her.

______________________________________________________________________________________________Gura cute________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>7440502
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I agree, Gura cute___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>7440385
The first is retarded
The second is just the truth

That's a lot of words to say Gura needs her 2 day break she always has at the end of a schedule.

Inflammatory comment to farm (you)'s

>>7437368
Smaller corpos pay more than that to big streamers.
Figures in the 100k range are not uncommon
https://www.sportskeeda.com/esports/twitch-streamer-reveals-offered-300-000-play-game

>>7440385
i really hope she's okay.

>>7440745
how dare you

>>7439481
She posted an eight day schedule after her PC broke while she continued doing offline work for Hololive. If it's anxiety causing her to cancel only 1/8 streams, then I can seriously relate. Gura was quiet during her two most recent breaks, but she made an effort to let us know about today's cancellation several hours beforehand.

We're all disappointed that we didn't get some Gura today, but blaming this wonderful shark seems kinda silly when you take everything else into consideration.

>>7440547
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________The cutest!____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

If shark were having a bad day I'd want her to know that she means the world to me and I'd do everything in my power to help her feel better.

>>7440854
I do too.

>>7440888
The younger portion of the audience has no frame of reference for what is likely happening and thus some feel cheated or that she's lazy. They'll grow out of such opinions in their own time.

>>7440920
Unbelievably cute.

>>7440920
_____________________________________________Gawr is cuter_____________________________________________

>>7441020
Gura would call this post sweet, which is code for I don't like it but I'm not allowed to say so.

>>7439481
I hope you can change your expectations of her so you don't get annoyed at her. She doesn't really have a staple game that she can just fit in whenever an issue like this happens, unless she's in the mood to play DbD. It probably takes her a lot of time to come up with a full week schedule so I don't expect her to be able to decide on a different game to stream 3 hours before it's supposed to happen. In this case though she simply moved the stream so there's even fewer reasons to be annoyed.

>>7440888
I desire the shark every day. I'll survive without her, though.

>>7434783
You tell me, kek.

>>7441175
Even if that's true, the closest thing I have to the power to help her feel better is hope that I can. So I will hope.

>>7432932
How nice of you to sign your post like that, lol, keep doing it.
But I was talking about the members thing from the beginning, so promise was very much broken.

>>7431124
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO STREAM. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD. And no, she didn't replace a break day with Crazy Taxi. She will still be taking her standard two to three day break like usual after Friday. Probably three.

Cute double bait.

Imagine trying to gaslight people with patently false statements on a Vietnamese oil painting image board. Gura so obviously loves her fans that it's amazing anyone tries to deny it.

>>7441576
She does, but she also doesn't enjoy streaming as a recreational activity.

>>7441375
She's genuine when she calls stuff sweet. It's when she says okayyyy that you have to worry.

>>7440502
>>7440547
>>7440920
>>7441043
>>7441063
I find it disgusting you would try to hide all these terrible statements under spoiler tags like people weren’t going to notice

>>7441608
Streaming for over 15k people while representing a corporation is probably stressful, even if it's something she likes to do.

>>7440327
nope

>>7441576
Gura doesn't love her fans enough to replace a scheduled stream with literally anything else despite being a variety streamer.

>>7441375
Literally link a funny cat video here in this thread. In fact, that should be standard practice any time someone feels the urge to concernfag.

>>7441723
I apologize, she streamed Minecraft instead that day

>>7441969
The list of games they're allowed to stream without getting an okay from their manager must be pretty short, and Gura doesn't like any of them.

Honestly I just don't get it. Gura has a fanbase that gave her $60k on her birthday. A fanbase that sat through an hour long poorly thought out shill stream that earned her tens of thousands. A fanbase that regularly showers her with incredibly fanart. And she can't even throw them a bone with a replacement stream for an hour or two? How can any of you still seriously believe she 'loves' her fans?

>>7441608
>she also doesn't enjoy streaming as a recreational activity
That bait is believable enough that I have to let any of the newer chumbuds know that Gura has literally disproven this on multiple occasions. Even as recently as two weeks ago.

>>7441576
lol cmon, I'm not on the "she hates streaming" side, but "obviously loves her fans" is just as much of a stretch. She's shown time and time again to be fairly appreciative but mostly indifferent. Probably the healthiest mindset for her to have desu

TIIIIIIMEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

>>7442028
shark sleepy, pls understand

>>7442007
the real problem is that she refuses to do a zatsudan unless is with some stupid gimmick

I want Gura to bite me. That sounds like it would be fun.

>>7442057
I love it when she starts ina poor mood and gets better as the stream goes on

Gura loves you guys. Even Gawr might like you guys.

>>7442057
You haven't disproven anything. Gura having fun streaming does not mean she views it as a fun activity to destress with. If it was, she'd be streaming WAY more hours than she does.

>>7442057
Her actions and her words have never aligned on this. Nor for a lot of other things. Hell even in that tweet she's literally using the parasocial streamer 'we' while simultaneously admitting that she doesn't care about her fans enough nor enjoy streaming enough to bother replacing the stream.

>>7442148
...and then the hour and a half is over and we're back to being ghosted completely. I find it pretty demeaning to be about par with something like a bottle of valium or whatever medicine.

>>7442164
I will love Gawr even if she knees me in the balls, says she hates me, and spits in my face.
Actually. no. ESPECIALLY if she does all that.

>>7442237
Sounds like you should switch to Kiara then, you sound pretty unhappy

What's the point of doing my best for my oshi if she doesn't try hard enough to do her best too?

>>7442257
She already does something much more painful. Apathy.

If Gura hates solo Minecraft so much, why did she play an extra hour after Mori left during their collab? Also, she was talking to chat the entire time. I think she's just being tsundere. She says it's boring, but secretly she misses doing the old Minecraft zatsudans.

>>7442101
The fact that she's said on stream she needs to convince herself not every stream needs a game but she wants to do more non-game streams should tell you where her head's at. My personal rrat is that she mostly really enjoys streaming when she's streaming but she doesn't like the idea of doing it when she's not doing it. Basically she just has a hard time with starting and that creates the barrier. But maybe I only think that because I'm the same way with a lot of things I like.

>>7442028
She could have used the evening to catch up on some of the work she is behind on or could be doing something else stream related behind the scenes. You have no idea why she chose not to stream other than the permission issues. Not that it matters to you because you're a baitfag and will probably just reply that everything she says is a lie.

>>7442391
She really wanted to finish that circle instead of having basically 0 progress after 2 hours.

>>7442391
Superchat that she's tsundere for Minecraft. I fucking dare you.

>>7442237
Im sorry anon, but demanding a full blown parasocial relationship is a bit much, better luck with polka or kiara, gura likes her audience but she'll probably never obsses over them to the level you want

>>7442278
I've found my replacement entertainment right here already.

>>7442412
I know this feeling all too well. Getting started on something is almost always the hardest part of doing certain things for me. Once I get over that hump then I'm fine but sometimes it can take a bit of effort. Gura has talked about being a procrastinator, she's no doubt the same way it just depends on how much it effects her.

>>7442412
I relate to that as well. I think another good example of that side of her is how nervous she was at the beginning of the summer festival but she got over the initial barrier and started interacting she was fine. Same thing for the Ina prank call.

>>7442540
>stalks twitters
>reads prechat and types replies that she never sends
She's already there. All she has to do is show it more.

My reps are done for the night. You guys did yours right?

>>7442583
dyrbi?

>>7442542
That’s just sad though. There’s like 50 holos and a million nonholos you could be getting a kick out of

>>7442622
I really beleeb it.

>>7442540
Just call it what it actually is, functional indifference. And a message every now and then doen not even begin to get close to obsession.

>>7442602
I will not do reps
I will not play the horse game
I will not learn Japanese

>>7442692
>indifference
nah, she constantly lurks for fanart, cried when dudul said she renewed his interest in animation and always gets happy while talking to us dumb stories in SC readings, I'm sorry you want constant updates to me the love she shows while streaming is more than enough

so many words to say you're confused by women

>>7442891
She didn't like any fanart today.

>>7442891
>a message every now and then
>you want constant updates
I believe you can do better than this, kek. Though, at this point, anything over outright ghosting will be a big improvement.

>>7442727
Horse game?

>>7443000
anon kindly point me to that so called ghosting, she put out a message today she was moving the stream day, how is that ghosting?

>>7443031
How new?

Oh no no no chumbuds, Gura is ghosting again.

>>7442565
I joined about five minutes in, right after she had to redo the stream. She was calm, remarkably so, if yoylu consider the number of eyes on her that night.
So I don't buy it.

>>7443074
Ghosting on this board has somehow been warped to “doesn’t communicate much outside of streams” instead of its actually meaning of “disappears without notice or warning”

Are you having fun replying to bait? Is this how you wish to spend your time?

>>7443077
Forgive me for not following every trend there is. Did you mean Uma Musume?

Hey guys, did you hear? Lex Guthor stole 40 cakes!

>>7443169
stop your timeloops

>yfw Gawr gives you a tailjob with that rough sharkskin tail
Do you plead for her to stop and try escaping, let it continue or offer to let her her bite you to satiate her urges?

>>7442148
It's so good. We get the best of both worlds.

>>7443145
She was noticeably nervous that stream, not even to mention the times she straight up said she was nervous

>>7443169
I have fun when the baiter's argument gets completely reduced to complete gibberish, after that I stop replying to them

>>7443208
Let her continue until I either cum or can't take any more. Then offer her my neck.

>>7443240
Please stop giving them attention. They're like animals, if you feed them they'll come back.

I'm sorry lads, I'm not gonna make it. I love you all. Excluding shitposters

>>7443312
Hope nobody notices but this audio is extremely comforting. I'm a fandead so hopefully Rushia doesn't find out about me being here.

>>7443074
>perfunctory message that might have been written by a manager just as well
>nothing outside of it as per standard MO
You tell me, kek.

>>7443208
I like imagining Gura has shapeshifting powers and would only keep it rough for a second to add some thrill.

>>7442101
I hate this, some of her best zatsudan content is when she's fucking around in Minecraft. She doesn't seem to particularly enjoy it though.

>>7443230
Her actions tell a very different story.

Hey chumbuds, do you play first person shooters?

>>7443369
Please tell me there's more of this edit. PLEASE.

>>7443401
Her actions of being nervous? You are a very strange individual

>>7443395
Solo Minecraft is dead and it's never coming back. This is a good thing. The game fucking sucked and always did.

>>7443412
Yeah, in real life. Even now as I'm talking to you, bud.

>>7443423
Just neuronormative, with all useful baggage that brings in.

>>7443353
ghosting doko?

>>7443476
You tell me, kek.

>>7443517
you don't know what ghosting means do you anon?

>>7442602
I will have them finished before I go to bed. I need to maintain a better sleep schedule though. I've been staying up too late for silly reasons.

Where do you want to take Gura on a date?
Hard mode: no love hotel or your room

>>7443312
Goodnight bud.

>>7442391
Because retards in her chat would have started screeching door so she wanted to shut it down by building something substantial

>>7443600
I have no desire to date Gura.

>>7443468
Nah, you’re the only person I’ve ever seen who has claimed she was calm during that stream, but I’m not surprised since your motives are to see Gura in as worst a light as possible

>>7443557
Just enough to have you spinning in place.

>>7443600
An Indoor playground

Babytalk soundpost doko

>>7443600
a love motel
checkmate atheist

Gura is friend, not food

>>7443726
>fuck

>>7443626
I'm sorry your grasp in english isn't very good anon, I'll be a useful teacher and tell you that ghosting means disappearing with no trace and not a single message about it, the fact that gura put out a message explaining it makes it not ghosting

does anon want more english lessons or are we done here?

>>7443622
What can I say to this, improve your socialization outside of 'tism circles? Leaving your standard projections fodder aside...

>>7443763
kek

>>7443767
You were done way before you started it. But you can run away if you want.

>>7443828
still have yet to see that ghosting example anon

>>7443873
Look up the thread.

>>7443893
point at it big boy

>>7443787
You’ve already self admitted that you come here purely for the entertainment of typing up superfluous bait and getting called a dumbass for days on end so I think you are the last person anyone should take advice from

>>7443909
Do your thread reading reps, kek.

>>7443600
I'd take her to an aquarium or a museum or a park. Anywhere simple where you could get her talking and going off on cute tangents while getting to know each other

>>7443932
oh no, no examples how sad

Oh no no no chumkeks
Typically gura hate message to farm (You)
Why do you have her as your oshi again? kek

>>7443919
It hurts to be informed of your inadequacies, I know. Still: look at what she does, not what she says there.

https://youtu.be/xZa5QcQeD1E?t=105

what is this song? 1:44

>>7443984
Oh no I’m mad now

>>7443984

>>7443960
Why would I do your job in this?

>>7443984
I can't be mad at her, she's cute.

>>7443984
Kys

>>7444043
because I already looked up the thread and didn't found a single ghosting example, please anon I'm dying to hear one

>>7443984
I like her singing?

>>7444079
Do your thread reading reps again then, to failure this time.

>>7444108
I already did, all I see is some deluded post saying a message is ghosting even though a message explaining abscence is literally what ghosting DOESN'T has, I'm afraid I need to be pointed to a real example

>>7444164
Should just stop replying to him at this point.

>>7444164
Keep going, someday you'll succeed. Maybe.

>>7442257
You're a fucking gaywad if that's all it takes for you to stop loving Gawr. Remember that genuine pain causes people to try to hurt others.

I want Lex Luthor Gura to step on me

>>7444079
>>7443909
>>7443873
>>7443557
Smug Gura makes me penis happy.

>>7444210
That's exactly why Lex Guthor will absolutely never step on you!

>>7443600
Renaissance festival with Gura

>>7444244
Oh noooo denial I hate thaaaaat

>>7444263
You can do the reverse, but it probably won't work on Lex.

>>7443600
Aquarium and then pet store, and asking her to pick out a leash

>>7444200
wow anon maybe some day I'll be just as schizo as you and see ghosting everywhere

postan more smug gura for the anon that liked it

>>7444241

>>7444263
Oh nyooo

>>7444309
You are getting there just fine. Do more reps.

...imagine laying your head on Gura's pregnant tummy, and feeling as your spawn eat one another in her womb.

>>7444397
What about eggs?

>>7444347
thanks anon, maybe the next time she moves a stream ahead of time after giving us a reason why she did and the date for when it will be instead I'll be the one going schizo and calling it ghosting

>>7443466
Which branch chumbud?

>>7444448
the children would be 3/4ths human and thus drastically less likely to be birthed like sharks.

>>7444448
Does Gura have to sit on her eggs?

Sorry sir, there was nothing more we could do for your wife ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

>>7443600
The beach or a park, I am comfortable talking to people in those places

>>7444481
>>7444448
She lays them in the bath tub and will smack the back of your head with her tail if you watch her lay them

>>7444510
Peeping on Gura with divination spells... Uoooh...

Imagine getting teased and denied by Gura that would be just terrible...
https://files.catbox.moe/yni2cc.gif

>>7444528
Anon she'll smell you...

New extremely cute Gura

>>7444397
Its only one species of shark capable of this process and it isn't a salmon shark

>>7444537
How could Guba be so cruel...

>>7444541
I'll time it so I cum right in her face as she walks in. She'll instantly lose.

>>7444457
Your excuses for Gura reps are important, I agree.

No horny posts!

>>7444572
Gura said she came from an egg in the womb, I don't see why she'd be any different

>>7444569
That is a really cute Gura.

>>7444621
Hi anon

>>7444621
Try and stop me!

>>7444621
https://youtu.be/vci-RuRSios?t=3627

Imagine giving Gura a piggyback ride knowing she's going commando. The warmth against your neck.

>>7444779
And then a liquid!

You may not like it, but Gura's twitter usage is what peak performance looks like. She doesn't flood your feed, no yab interactions, and the cheerful good morning tweets are rare, delectable treats. She probably reads every reply she gets, and you can rest easy knowing she'll always be back in less than a week with a new schedule. I feel my schizophrenia decreasing ever since she became my oshi.

>>7444811
Oh god, I need to go to bed before I get the urge to fap

>>7444856
I switch between Gura and Rushia. It's very exciting for me.

>>7444856
She doesn't like/retweet fanart often enoughhhhhh

Now I want to see Gura play payday. Who do you think she should play with

>>7444569
Praise Klaius

>>7444856
That's a lot of "probably" here.

>>7444856
I hope she doesn't read the replies.

>>7444972
>>7445033
Gura browses /x/, you're better off discerning her there
https://www.youtube.com/embed/kyw0CU4bFhc

>>7445033
she reads them enough to know the dumb "new gura tweet" template

>>7445033
She said she doesn't read all the twitter replies during the bath stream. She's probably pretty good at ignoring shitty ones (and stalking the ones she likes).
>>7445048
I wouldn't be surprised, but I've never clicked /x/ in my life and imagining posts are Gura isn't worth it.

I love shark. I will keep on supporting shark through all shitposts and rrats.

>>7445185
I think they make me love her more tbhdesu.

She's so cute!

>>7445156
>I wouldn't be surprised, but I've never clicked /x/ in my life and imagining posts are Gura isn't worth it.
I'll go there for you, been a few months for me

>>7442602
Went overboard and did like 1.4 times my normal reps. Felt good.

Gura changed her yt profile pic again?

>>7445529
Yeah, sometime in the morning she switched it to the same image as the new banner

>>7445529

When did she change her pfp?

>>7443763
i cant believe i saw this exact post and someone finally make a soundpost about this,,,

>>7444510
oh god