/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

don't die

It’s been hours

Rrats: >>74315746
>Gura was watching Kronii

I adore Kronii, why'd it die while I was installing my new SSD...

>>74323034
NERISSASCHIZO DON'T LOOK

I thought you guys were gone for real this time

>>74323478
They gave Kronii the right gun at least.

I forgot to bump because I was playing MC…

>>74323334
She was checking out the buckshot roulette

>>74323623
Watcha buildin kronie~?

i thought we were back kronies...YOU let us die

It should've been Kronii...

>>74323978
Eventually KIRA bro... believe in the PW collab at some point...

>>74323759
A little hidey spot to chill in

>>74324150
Cozy! Looks big enough for two dontcha think~?

Let's talk about Kronii's tits in the meantime.

>>74324511
I fear them

>TimeRyS cover hasn't even reached 200k in 3 days
I Knew the ship was weak, what a waste.

>>74324386
Unironically ya

>>74324511
What about them

>>74324670
I don't like TimeRyS but you are a fag

>>74324833
They are nice and big, but Kronii hides them often.

>>74323684
She witnessed Kronii slowly lose her mind kek

>>74323034
>Not even 150 posts
Lmfao

Archive Anon here: This format for drop in MC collabs seem good?

>>74325742
it's been worse

>>74325959
Looks great.
Thanks for the hard work.

Do you keep your merch in packaging?

>>74326310
No that's weirdo shit
Might as well buy a picture of it if all you're gonna do is display it like one

>>74326310
Most of it, but I get usage out of her first year birthday goods so I can't complain on that front.

>>74326310
Naw, the plastic gets in the way

>>74326310
Only stuff I don't use, I take out everything else

>>74326310
I have everything still packaged except the kronie plush

>>74326310
Yes, I don't want to ruin it.

>>74326416
>>74326730
>>74326746
>>74326925
>These kronies fear the entropy of time
Ironic.

>>74325959
Yeah good work

>>74327663
>subway

>>74327663
>Kronii making a sandwich

>>74324959
Based
was this about viewers?

>>74327830
>
Back to the catalog you go little tourist

Double Kronii collab tonight!

>>74328642
It’s gonna be a good night

A lot of Advent feat. Kronii tonight

KRONII WAKE UP

>>74329401
which channel is the collab btw?

>>74329700
Shiori

>>74329715
Thanks

>>74329700
Nerissa has the PWS pov for the later stream

>>74329928
Nice, thanks for that too

Not again

Also, 20 more minutes Kronies

>>74330912
Sorry, I was watching anime

>>74329302
but she hates them I thought

>>74331168
Stop reading the catalog

>>74331168
she also HATES Fauna according to catalog fags

>>74330912
I can't tell what page we're on because rapeape keeps breaking 4chanx.

>>74331211
I miss reading the Sears catalog

>>74331312
That's a weird reference, but okay

>>74331312
Oldronie

>Watching Kronii and Gura play MC together
I wish I was into Vtubers earlier. Pain

ACTIVITY, Shiori rt doko

busy day for Kronii

>>74331580
Being a kronie during the peak activity of MC was suffering because she rarely streamed it despite playing it non-stop. It was a problem at the time.

>>74331889
It was only a problem if you were autist about MC building on stream, otherwise those stream were peak Kronii content.

I can feel the influx of crow art already. Fuck Nerissa.

>>74331960
You're a retard because we missed out on so much Kronii content because she refused to stream.

>>74331960
Kronii being off-camera is peak content yes

>>74331987
>I can feel the influx of crow art already
Thanks Nerissa.

Just realized why Kronii was using the 3d model for the buckshot game. Since you can point the gun at yourself in the game Kronii with her classic depressing humor wanted to make a joke about shooting herself but her manager probably vetoed the idea but she already had 3D set up so she didn't switch back.

>>74332034
>Bunkeronii was already fully constructed by the time of her very first stream
It still pains me that we never got to see the beginnings of it. It was just there.

SOON

>>74332210
Be less schizo

I just saw the Aerith v. Tifa TimeRyS clip. Kronii really has a type huh.

>Aerith
>Holo
>Mumei

What's her favourite girl in Fire Emblem?

TAKE
YOUR
WHATISTHISGROUPCALLED

>>74332362
Eirika and Lucina are her top two

>They're already playing
AIIIIEEEEEEEE I CAN'T SEEEEEE

Shiori has a weird set up

>>74332362
she has a long hair fetish

Shiori's chat overlay sucks

>no PNGronii
SHIORI HATE

>>74332314
Be less retarded faggot Why was kronii using the 3d model then? My assumption isn't implausible, she's always saying something along the lines of "oh my god I'm gonna kill myself". And note I said this was a JOKE she wanted to attempt, I'm not saying Kronii should kill herself.

>Kronii is yellow
>Kaela is blue
what does it mean?

>rrat
ogey

>>74332385
They're called No Chemistry

>>74332256
Technically we were there when Kronii broke ground and met endy.

>Chop meat, like Rissa's cat
Jesas christ

>>74332562
>>74332314

>>74332413
Neither are brunettes, which is surprising.

>retweeted Nerissa's room

Most low energy game of Overcooked I have ever seen

>>74332813
It's Krover...

>>74332493
No, she went into more detail. She likes longhair brunettes with must protect younger sister energy.

Bros, it's...boring.

Shiorin...

I don't get Shiori's humor.

>>74332753
Ok cum bucket, I'll ignore you. The point is I believe Kronii wanted to attempt a funny joke and got told NO, too dark, bad for hololive image, simple as that.

Or would you rather complain about Kronii saying the names of her paypigs.

I can't even hear her...

>>74332931
Overcooked sessions usually get chaotic in the later stages

OFF STREAM

>>74333077
>>74332314

>>74333077
>>74332314

Also damn that Canuck-as-fuck "soury"

Damn, they are all pros

Guys…kinda awkward isn’t

How long is giving this stream a fair chance?

It's a good thing this stream has a time limit

>>74333355
>Shiori and Bijou talking amongst themselves while Kaela and Kronii are just silent
Yes

>>74333217

The other three have grinded the fuck out of the game in the past, don’t know if Kronii touched it but it doesn’t matter

>>74333430
Kronii literally said she beat it like not but 10 minutes ago
Is the stream just so boring you checked out

>>74332314
As someone who occasionally gets called out despite very rarely actually posting, asking /∞/ not to be schizo is a TALL order.

>>74333423
Yeah, zero chemistry honestly as a group so far.

>>74333394
It's not going to last any longer than 2 hours since Kronii has her collab with Nerissa as well.

>>74333423
Kronii is saving her voice and Kaela is dead.

this group has no chemistry...

>>74333610
No, they're just not putting in effort besides Shiori.

Kronii...

>>74333610
Biboo and Kaela do. Kaela and Kronii do. I'm not sure as a trio they work. Shiori is... I don't hate her but I also don't really like her either.

Kronii could be a soundboard and I would never notice, 1 line every 5 minutes

They are cruising on the game... but as a stream...

I'm hard

Kronii sounds fucking dead

I mean we all knew that Kronii goes silent when she's focusing and it's certainly not helped by the fact that shes so quiet we probably can't even hear her small quips if does them

Kronii is a very soft girl

Cheesed to meet you?

I'm just gonna rage at Wii Play Tanks instead.

It has the same energy as a Timesmith Raft stream which I love but I was expecting something more energetic for Overcooked desu

>>74333984
Raft stream are low energy but high quality rapport

Shiorin needs to commit to being cringe like Kronii does. Stick by your bad jokes

Ela based

Kronii is already mentally in Powerwash mode.

Nice RT Kronii

Kronii is really zoned out

She didn't get enough sleep...

I’ll come back for power wash. Have a good stream.

>>74334462
She probably didn't get her midday nap in considering she had something to get up for at 10

This stream quite awkward...
Who organized it?

hopefully she wakes up in time for powerwash

>>74334631
is not awkward, just kronii and kaela not really talking, Kronii's going to read chat, feel bad and start talking more dw

Kronii's laughing!

>>74334716
I guess, but Their like "Oh we should be louder" And such.

>>74334631
Shiori.

>oh shit

KEK

Kronii's getting aggressive.

YES CHEF

I will be back for the next stream, this one is boring, which is sad because I love TimeSmith.

Oral Cronie

>It hasn't even been an hour yet
dear god

>>74335485
But timesmith streams are mostly boring

I don't see the appeal of Shiori

>>74336182
Kino content for me

Hey guys what's going on

>>74336250

>>74336466
A just Ok stream. What should I know about your blue woman?

>>74336484
I love novelite reaction images, they're always funny

>>74336466
Waiting for the stream with your oshi to kill this snorefest.

>>74336466
HELLO JAILBIRD

>>74336250
her solo streams is where she shines imo

>>74336250
you shut her mouth with your cock

>>74336466
kronies are bulletproof, just letting you know

No one ever laughs at Shiori's jokes..

>>74336605
nta but I can believe that for what I saw on Global

>>74336658
I do feel a little bad, but some of her jokes are really out there.

>>74336250
I miss her handcam streams.

>Off stream
>With 'friends'
AHHHH, THE MODS!

>>74336658
I laughed at some of them

I hope they do the “What we did wrong” bit

>0 stars

>>74337105
This isn't a bit kind of crew

Kek Kronii

Weirdly enough this is the most tame I've seen biboo in a collab actually.

Depressed asians love their water cocoa huh

>>74337390
She has been streaming pretty heavily lately so its probably a bit of tiredness.

>>74337562
Cocoa here is actually delicious so you don't have to add anything

>Shiori hates change
>I hate change
WE ARE... Autistic?

>>74337562
same
I'm lactose intolerant and have to do non-dairy cocoa mix anyway

so much dead air...

Reminder that this group might be planning a Plate Up collab

>>74337715
no one likes change anon

>>74337876
Isn't plate up a better game though?

>>74337882
depends really

>>74337700
>Using milk is """adding""" something
Bro it is literally your medium, it's not MSG

I only use water for my hot cocoa because I have an electric kettle and even as a burger I'm not that much of a savage to heat up water in the microwave.

>>74338153
why are you autistic? just use the microwave, it exists to heat things

>>74338153
I don't understand this given they both heat shit up and it comes out the same way.

Shiori gives off "need a good tsukkomi to help her jokes land" energy, but this is a bad game to throw out quips when people are hyperfocusing on tasks

Cute try hard... Sally ..

Kronii Overcooked PTSD

I don't. get shiori's humour how is it funny?

>>74338709
it might just be shiori. that plate up game from awhile back with fauna/bae had a lot of back and forth banter.

>>74337876
wtf it's the exact same game

>>74339160
She is being funny?

let not start a holo vs holo fight

>>74339556
>Not subscribed

>>74339595
I think Holos should fight like in Keijo

I'm going to imagine any KFP is instantly going to jump on this and call me an egg or whatever, but I while I don't find Shiori interesting to watch, at the very least she doesn't absolutely talk over everyone all the god damn time like Kiara. I can't watch collabs with her because of it.

KFP, I'd be fine with your oshi if she'd just shut up for a fucking second.

>>74338709
That's why I like her with Nerissa actually, they always banter with each other.

Kronii

The war flashbacks continue

>>74339160
>shiori's humour

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>74339851
I asked

It's fooking raw

>>74340211
You could make it less obvious your doxsite is still down, sis

This is boring.
When will Kronii play Bunny Garden

Krodon Ramsey

>>74340293
>spoiler
Never

>>74340211
Bro chill

Kronii is gonna miss her collab with Nerissa....

>>74340293
We both know that's not Kronii's type of game.

Nom nom that bait Kronies. Just report and move on

>>74340293
When will she play otokonoko cross?

Didn't Pegor also play DoA recently? That's something I need Kronii to play

They’re bantering now

>>74340293

I'm sorry but Shiori's laugh is ugly.

>>74340736
10 minutes left

I still think shiori and kronii 1 on 1 would be kino

>>74340211
Holy fuck, is this actually what Shiori is like? wtf I love her now!

>>74340933
both of them would work best in a collab that's literally just talking

>>74340933
Agreed

Did Kaela break or something?

That felt longer than 2 hours

>>74341109
She had to touch grass with MamaEla and hasn’t been able to stream

RATE
THE
STREAM

Poll for the pairing name on Nerissa's stream

>>74341210
Better when they started talking with each other/10

>>74341222
>RavenClock
>TimeBirds
These both fucking suck. One of them is just mostly Nerissa's own name and the other isn't even accurate.

>RavenClock
>TimeBird
which way kronies?

>>74341210
It picked up as time went on, honestly Kronii's gotten alot better at these kind of collabs.
Kronii and Friends love!/10

>>74341222
I don’t like either desu

>>74341352
of those choices RavenClock but both suck

>>74341210
Biboo cute
Kronii cute
Shiori ok
Kaela

>>74341210
Unironically got a lot of work done with this as background noise. Not too exciting or engaging but just entertaining enough to get me through my work

>>74341222
>bird name as an option
I genuinely would not be surprised if Nerissa was unaware Kronii's not a bird

>>74341210
eh

RavenClock cuz Kronii's not actually a bird.

>>74341210
Let's not do that again / 10

Rack

KroNer

>>74341449
She is definitely unaware

>>74341532
not the "n" again

Jailbirds have the worst fucking taste I swear to god

>>74341561
It's properly pronounced Kro-Ner because that's their names. And it sounds like boner.

>>74341624
well yeah, they like Nerissa

>>74341345
>>74341352
>>74341222
Both of them suck, should have gone with jailtime

Is this going to be better than the previous collab?

>>74341545
Corvid-19

>>74341714
that one could work for Kronii Bijou as well if you think about it

>Ouro Kronii's name is a play on "Kronos" and "Ouroboros" both terms relating to time
>le crow!!1!

>>74341820
>Kronii Bijou
That's StoneAge

>TimeBirds
The s there implies Kronii is a bird which she isn't.

>>74341726
Well this one has no real pressure attached to it so probably

>>74341726
it's just chatting, so probably

5 seconds in and it's already cringe

The perk up.

>>74341852
They're both blue birds. Nerissa said so. Accept it.

Wake me up when this slop is over

Why did she bring Boros?

>Cursing

>>74341978
To drive it home to Nerissa she's not a fucking bird

>>74341978
Boros is cool

>>74341978
he's gonna eat Nerissa's eggs

Nerissa is asking too many questions they are going to get her.

>>74341973
I too make random shit up to the ire of others.

these blue women are hot

So this collab is 100% a quid pro quo for Kronii to get a foot into VAing right? Not sure why she'd collab with Nerissa otherwise

Kronii…

>"OHHHH NOOO PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARE THE WOOORST!"
Nerissa they were her fucking friends lmao

>>74342136
She's using Nerissa as a foothold to get more white women into her harem including her sisters

Kronii got the energy in this collab

>>74342136
Hololive is a massive step up from being a voiceslave

>>74341352
TimeBird sucks RavenClock is passable

Already better background noise

Okay, if 'rissa keep bringing talking points this might work

God I fucking hate white women.

>>74342110
There's no question they're blue women.
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1782841457394491668
She said they're both corvids.
Therefore they're both blue birds.
What's so difficult to understand?

Kek Kronii

>I want to get trapped in your room.

Bros...the laughs...

>>74342452
Kiara... I'm so sorry

They're doing it! They're bonding!

>>74342355
Get better bait nerissaschizoschizo

>>74323034
BLUE WOMEN POWER.

>>74342505
Kronii will get Kiara too

>broke a saddle
Architects?

>>74342452
she is giggling too much with her...

they're horse girls....

>>74342452
Kronii's happy.

Wow this going a lot better then I though

>>74342605
She never laughs this much with XXXX

>>74342534
I'm just the messenger. Do you hate Nerissa anon?

Kronii love powerwash.

>>74342611
its true, I've seen the videos

>>74342702
>>74342534

>>74342714
Oh fuck, THOSE videos right?

Powerwash makes everything better

>>74342292
Fauna.... Ame....

>>74342688
moom...

i want their tiddies to suffocate me to death

We know Kronii...we know...

>Reoccurring PWS
I’m ok with that

Aww, ain't that cute

>>74342292
gooba...
fuwamoco...

>isn't everyone your lady?
Kronii calling her a WHORE

>>74342765
Don't hate on Nerissa anon.

SHE CALLED RISSA A WHORE

She called Nerissa a whore...

sex voice collab

Nerissa watched that clip eh

>>74343010
>>74342534

Kronii is the one harem member who knows what the MC is doing and may be ok with it depending on your choices

Haha Kronii maybe you should reach out more instead of lamenting when people don't reach out to you haha

>Lore talk
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE GO BACK GO BACK NOW

Ok this collab is fun

>>74343233
I’M WINNING

PERMS HATE

I HATE CHUUNI

Let's move on Kronii

>Kronii confirms she's the most OP
Get fucked lorefags

Kronii is either the strongest or second strongest hololive member in terms of lore.

need them to powerwash me with their piss

>>74343321
IRyS is stronger

I think Kronii is not enjoying the chuuni talk

I think it's funny how Kronii has worked her lore into "has OP powers but literally can't do anything without permission from her boss" which is exactly what she wants because she just wants to be normal and not have to think about loreshit constantly.

>>74343321
I mean I'm a lorefag and I agree.

>>74343362
>Goes back in time and aborts IRyS
Nothing personal

>>74343362
Only in a timeline where hope is overflowing; time is always present by comparison.

>>74343321
the only real competitor was Bae and her powers are effectively unsalable anyway

>>74343071
I'm fine as long as you understand they're both blue birds.

>>74343321
>>74343338
She just said she can't do anything without permission from higher up and she has been adamant about this point since forever.
Ergo she is artificially turbo-nerfed.

>>74343433
*unscalable, why can't I write today

>>74343362
I don't actually read comics but IRyS is like silver surfer and Kronii is like galactus.

>>74342244
Chat seems to like JailTime

>>74343402
IRyS wasn't born from a womb, she is a fusing of nothingness and infinity

>the hood
Wha...?

>>74343460
>>74342534

Nice bait Kronii

>Went to the hood for a field trip
What fucking field trip

>Kronii went to the hard streets of Baltimore

Kronii gangster?

>the hood
this is a crazy thing to talk about honestly

Funeral home???

https://youtu.be/6CqXgs-7ico?si=g0CC68FAm8YA9ikR

What?!

Kronii in da hood

Yo what?

kronii you can't say that

>>74343569
Canadian Hood don't think Detriot think Alberta

>>74343566
So made up shit.

KEK

Crow is having a field day, holy shit. I'm so glad for her.

WHAT?!!?

They went to fucking Chicago didn't they. Kronii used to live in EST IIRC.

>>74343672
weed's legal now it's cool

Sounds like some Vancouver shit

Holy fuck, that story is crazy

>>74343692
yes, all lore is made up shit anon

That teacher's name? Albert Einstein.

KEK KRONII

Kronii killed the vibe kek

>>74343570
I only spoke the verifiable truth. You're the one who's schizoing over Nerissa.

Is it chill for Kronii to bring up bongs, I have no idea with Cover's autism

>>74342639
Ofcourse she is she got asked to collab by the sweetest escaped convict

>>74343792
>>74342534

YES, A FORT! THAT'S A FIELD TRIP! WHAT THE FUCK, CANADA?!

Rissa wanted to buy rocks. What a crack whore

>Korean girl in the hood
Please don't tell me she went to the rooftop

I have a great-aunt who lives in Vancouver and from the few time I've spoken with her, she always go off about the Koreans there and talks about how they're turning the city into a slum.

>>74343809
Honestly I don't think its a problem, she just was talking about things in the past

>>74343862
she was holding the gun

dammit I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THE LORETISM I FUCKING LOVE LORE AUTISM AAAAAAAAGHJHHHHH

Fox love

>>74343862
>>74343915
/k/ronii confirmed

>>74343902
Yeah I figured, I have no idea with Cover though they're anal about the stupidest shit

Pretty sure raccoons don't have opposable thumbs

>>74343984
Yeah its a very flexible finger that looks like a thumb but isn't. They just have good grips

>>74343964
I would love some anal with Kronii

Question is? Did Kronii's field trip go and visit a Jail or did she her go to jail herself?

Honestly that's not the worst story I've heard about Canada; I went to a Days Inn there once and it definitely felt cheap to the point of it probably being a drug front; when I checked in, some dude walked into the lobby holding a bong saying he found it in the ceiling and asked if he could keep it.

>>74343984
Rissa confused possums for raccoons. It happens.

>>74343900
Why though

there is no rabies in Japan. it's time to become Japanese

>Once a rabies infection is established, there's no effective treatment. Though a small number of people have survived rabies, the disease usually causes death.
>the disease usually causes death.
Are you ready to die for kronii's curiosity?

>>74344102
iirc, she did tell more crazier stories about Canada

>>74344130
>confuses possums for raccoons
>confuses a snake for a bird
I say, boy I say this bird certainly has a bird brain, don't she?

>>74344208
Based foghornleghornposter

>>74344193
>
No

>>74344193
If she comes to my death bed.

>>74343838
We both know you're just spamming that because you can't find any lies from my posts and point out how much of a schizo I am.

They need to bond over something they're both passionate about

>>74344349
>>74343838

>>74344355
Dood, they cooking, give them time

>>74344355
fucking Kronii?

Kronii wants the sweet release of death

>>74344355
They're doing a good job shut up.

>>74344400
they are washing, not cooking

>Kronii craves solitude

>Self-proclaimed spongebob fan hasn't seen the fucking time machine episode

>>74344505
Well, same difference

>This is Kronii's idea of serenity

Yeah they're gonna have sex at least once.

>>74344563
Old SpongeBob is so good

Honestly, I though Kronii would be turn off by Rissa's horniest

Why is Rissa pissing on my wife?

Kronii peeing on Nerissa.

>Kronii shutting down the sexy bait
No...

>>74344697
You see, Rissa is a woman tho

>Nerissa: "Kyah, Kronii you're making me so wet!"
>Kronii: "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!"

>>74344697
I mean she hasn't reciprocated it at all

>>74344751
Umm, I guess

>>74344758
Kek

YJK

this pair has more chemistry than story time

>A week without washing
WTF do women really??

>>74344744
Did you expect her to play into it?

so why the fuck did she go to the hood for a field trip

This is kinda awkward but they're trying

>>74344966
Women aren't as naturally greasy or sweaty as men yes

>>74344966
A week without washing for women is not using shampoo and conditioners
They still rinse it with water

>>74344966
A week sounds reasonable unless you're living in extreme areas

No...

>Nerissa doesn't know about the schizo mode

>>74344966
They still use water anon.

>Nerissa doesn't know the KroniixKronii bit

>>74344890
And that's the weird part I just can't get. Never though these two would get along but here we are. I'm genuinely quite happy about it.

>Kronii didn’t take her meds

>>74345239
Come on, it was written on the fucking wall. I called this a thousand times.

VIEWER BEWARE, YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE

>>74345281
Good, they never worked

>>74344890
i'm surprised

>>74345306
>harpsichord vamp with the pipe flute bit

>>74345308
Well, Guess hindsight is 20/20 uhh

>Cthulu

she loves Pochi...

>kronii read lovecraft

Kronii definitely didn't read Call of Cthulu.

Is Kronii talking higher/cuter than usual or is it an illusion because Rissa has a lower voice?

I hope Kronii has memes about Lovecraft's cat

>>74344993
I was hoping she'd be a bit flustered idk