/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura have a caregiver, right? There is no way people around her let her roam around by herself, right? She is utter clueless about even the most fundamental stuff of being a human

>>74323473
My sharkwife likes big booba

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

>>74323536
that caregiver? Me.

Baglette hunhunhun

>>74322706
It doesn't make me happy because I'm jealous of them and he didn't even super and got a "hi" twice. I hate favoritism

>chat was making gura uncomfortable
is the worst bait I have ever seen. I guess it worked though so it might be the best bait I have ever seen.

>>74323704
Retard. If you're actually upset then I'll correct you. He sent several hundred dollars. She said hi to two different Lukes. One was Luke Fabis who donated a lot, the other was Luke D who sent a single yellow SC. Retard.

Gura made chat uncomfortable

>>74323808
this could be the tagline for her streams

Gurass

>>74323707
Yeah we made her so wet

>>74323857
SNIFFFFF

>>74323786
Okay if you're right then I am no longer jealous. It's weird she didn't use the full name though

Sex with a fembud.

You guys think Gura have a puckered pink butthole that looks kissable?

>>74323994
Gura has hemorrhoids

>>74323882
Also not true but there's no point in discussing it with you incels.

Man I'm so in love with this dumb little brat...

>>74323955
Dumbass pay attention if youre going to freak out

>>74323994
yes

>>74324053
so do I, we have so much in common!

sex

my supas got skipped, but she read 3 of my normal comments, wich is actually even better.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>74324302
fembuds dont want me, what do?

Catching the VOD now since I didnt see more Gobidaba content coming today. Pretty good turn around on my day

I wonder how many times Gura masturbated to senran kagura, and which game did she own?

I had a very American dinner tonight, corndogs and french fries, how about you buds?

Rate the stream

>>74324551
I made meatballs and pasta

My wife is now tabloid famous?
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/gawr-gura-merchs-insane-price-tag-scares-off-hololive-fans-2618648/

>>74324551
Haven't had dinner yet, but I did have a bacon cheeseburger yesterday

>I don't feel that way towards Miku
>My girlcrush
I've been telling you that she's not a dyke. LGTV people would never use the word girlcrush

>>74324687
Ha, that's funny. The prices on those really are ridiculous.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

i wanna see gura play the booba bunny game

>>74324551
I played wc3 customs

>>74324749
When a girl says "i rly want a cute girl friend to wear matching outfits with , huff", does that mean she is straight or gay? Just asking for a friend

>>74324062
Why do you always expose yourself so easily, sister?

>>74324687
oh so it wasn't only this shithole that complained about it?

>>74324792
that game or any senran kagura game or DOA volleyball or more cunny gachas

>>74324053
I will kiss them away

>>74324870
Notice how she separated the words girl and friend. Someone asked her if she was the big gay but she said no

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>74324883
>$200
>made in china
I struggled to find anyone who was happy with it

>>74324551
An American dinner would be a slab of ribs potatos in either mashed freedom fries or salad form your favorite flavor of gun (I prefer 12 gauge but 10mm is good too despite metric) garnish with a Big Mac on Mac n Cheese and either a extra large Pepsi or Coke depending on if you have taste or not

>>74324818
Is that how you sustain yourself wc3bud? It makes so much more sense now...

>>74324628
I love my wife/10

>>74324950
Proof?

>>74324062
>incels

>>74324551
All I had today was a ham sandwich. And also a serving of shark wife.

>>74324749
She's definitely bi, but I do think she's trying to play down the gay lately. Probably a little tired of how overboard chat goes with it sometimes, like with insisting she must have had a crush on the girl she was trying to be friends with and bought Fairy Tail manga over.

>>74324749
Yeah, I mentioned that when she said it on the last stream. She said she doesn't love Miku like that. Which means the lesbian shit is all kayfabe, which any sane person already knew.

>>74324950
>Notice how she separated the words girl and friend
She can't spell for shit, are you a newfag or what, can't deduce anything from the separation

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>74324774
samen

>>74324551
i made one (1) borgar on the grill
it was pretty red inside but food thermometer said 140F so i hope it's OK

>>74325032
Not wanting to marry Miku, a fictional character, has nothing to do with whether Gura is gay or not.

>>74324878
If they were intelligent enough not to blow their cover they'd have already been recruited by the glownigs to shill for HRT

>>74325032
>I mentioned that when she said it on the last stream. She said she doesn't love Miku like that.
I love when people use a samplesize of 1 in statistics <3

>>74324551
I went to the dentist and my mouth is numb so I can't eat anything yet
Yes I had one (1) wireless earbud in listening to the stream while in the dentist chair

Wait i didnt realize she was streaming, was it members only?

>>74324551
French fries with gravy, chicken and green beans

>>74325196
yep

>>74324551
I'm having rice with braised short ribs and a bowl of winter melon soup.

>>74325196
Members only and a 1 hour warning.

MY wife

>>74324950
But didn't she marry Shion and sit on Kronii's face? Does she want hentai of her with girls or with dark men? threesome???

>>74325171
weren't you worried about laughing while he's working in there?

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>74325123
>proof or disproof is a matter of statistics
>... somehow
Oh sweet Jesus not this retard again

>>74325345
I'm sure there will be

>>74325240
what's she streaming? I had stopped member due to the drought but maybe its time to reup

>>74325345

>>74325369
Zatsu

MY Gurandma.

>>74325326
No but honestly I didn't really think of that. I listen to streams while doing work or other stuff a lot and usually even if something is funny I don't laugh or really react, although I do sometimes watching them alone. I guess it's like a mindset thing?

I wish she'd do members babbling streams every week or so, FUCK that felt so good...

>>74325322
You don't have friends? I say gay shit to my friends all the time. Girls like lesbian porn but they wouldn't date women

>>74325548
Same desu Even once a month would be nice, honestly.

wait senran kagura games are on steam? are they censored?

>>74324792
Gura should become an eroge streamer I think that will help her reignite the flame

>>74325589
I get what you're saying, but I don't think a totally straight girl would have fond memories of playing Senran Kagura. Or watch lesbian porn for that matter, not sure where you got that from.

>>74325355
Yes, "sample size" is a concept of statistics yes, and retarded you used a sample size of 1 in your failed "proof", no wonder you constantly fail with your retardness when you constantly cant grasp even the simplest of concept that is being tought in first grade

>>74325660
There are hentai games on steam lol.

>>74325589
I have friends but we don't say anything gay ever.

>>74325752
yes, and a lot of them are censored, so... are they censored?

>>74325716
Pornhub statistics. Women watch more lesbian porn than straight or gay porn. Gura likes cute girl aesthetics but she's not into them

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>74325101
You're going to die chumbud...

I don't know what Gura's into so I'll just draw her getting sexed by everything at once.

>>74325779
Those are not your friends

>>74324687
They're going to make one for every HoloMyth right?
Right? They're all getting this exact same collab merch

>>74325716
Gura did not say anything about Porn that I know of on that member's stream. What were you watching? hell did I miss something on stream?

>>74325809
Doesn't that just show there's a lot more gay and bi women than previously thought? I don't get why anyone would watch porn that doesn't turn them on.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>74325858
But I've known them for 15 years...

>>74325809
We don't give a shit who Gura wants to settle down with (it's me btw) all we care about is whether she wants to FUCK GIRLS and goom with us to cute girls.

>>74325873
Yeah, jacket, backpack, watch, and stando.

>>74325881
No one is saying she did, I was just responding to the anon about supposedly straight women watching lesbian porn

>>74325923
I care because it will be ME

>>74325923
She's an idol, she's not going to settle down with anyone, which means it's even more important to draw porn that appeals to her.

>>74325121
>>74325123
Lesbian fembuds seething

>>74325851
i see that it should have been 160F...
if i don't make it, tell goob that she really needs to take a shower

When i grew up we had a thing called "Böglyft" (gaylift), google on your own risque, it was a minigame where one of your friends got naked and then you held him up with his head on one of your arm and then grabbed his dick with your other hand and lifted him up in the air

No one who participated was gay though, all of my friends have girlfriends, so you can do alot of "gay" things without being gay

Gura however, is hyper-mega-gay though

>>74325923
Gura wants a husband who will goom inside her while watching cute girls. She said she wanted to pass her Hobbit book down the lineage(my lineage) and she can only do that with a man

>>74325808
Not any more censored than the original games.

>>74325101
I've eaten some pretty raw borgars before. I think you'll live chumbie

>>74326042
False. She could have a test tube baby made and pass the Hobbit down that way. Or adopt.

>>74326039
enjoying gay sex does not make you gay

>>74326039
Look, I have friends but we never got naked and touched each other's dicks, I think you're just being gay if you're doing that.

>watch 5 hours of Gura livestream
wow that was short
>catching up on a 2 hour VOD
holy shit it's barely been 40 mins!

What's the explanation for this event?

>>74326042
yeah but someone cute like miles.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>74326196
I'm a nice pervert

>>74326125
ADHD genuinely. If you want to keep watching something live, you're forced to not pause and keep watching. If you're watching a vod, there's nothing stopping your brain from fucking off every 3 seconds.

>>74325991

>>74326183
I'm black so that's not a problem for me

>>74325722
>Not just retarded and mathematically illiterate, but ESL
Big fucking shock
Read what I said again and try to pay attention this time, faggot. I said nothing about "sample size" whatsoever - YOU did, and I pointed out that it's a non-sequitur from someone who understands neither proof nor statistics. Why? Because "sample sizes" are only relevant TO statistics, and statistics has nothing to do with proving whether someone is a lesbian or not
More to the point - liking one singular male, EVER, is enough to disqualify Gura from being a lesbian. She could literally have thirsted after women 1488 quattorvigintillion times in comparison to that ONE example of liking a man, and yet, the fact that there is one SINGULAR example of her being attracted to a man is enough to prove you categorically wrong, period
If this concept is too advanced for you to wrap your tiny little Jakartan mind around, then just kill yourself now and spare the rest of humanity your presence

>>74326196
ye

I'm starting to think Gura has a denial-fetish

>>74326183
good that such a thing doesn't actually exist

>>74326227
I actually prefer that to watching live. Generally by the end of a 5 hour Gura stream I'm tired as hell and ready for it to end, that doesn't happen when I can take breaks.

>>74326345
I will never understand that, live is so much better because she's actually there right now and you get a chance to interact with her.

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>74326235
She does like Miles Morales, Lucio, and Blade...

Why is the wall-of-text replier still here? Must be the biggest austismus maximum poster in the entire ggg, i would be surprised if anyone has ever read past more than 2 words of his schitzo ramblings?

How do i filter out posts longer than X amount of words in my browsers filtering?

>>74326419
>Changing the topic

>>74326125
Youre actively engaged when shes live

>>74326227
Huh, I see. NTA, but I often have the same problem, can watch a long stream no problem but constantly get distracted watching VODs and YT videos in general. Makes sense that having to stay if you don't want to miss anything keeps your mind focused on the stream. Being engaged by chatting as well, I would think.

>>74326410
Gawr's a mean one...

>>74326396
I don't interact during streams other than the occasional emote or answering a question she asks. Very, very rarely I'll say something unique but I just don't get the urge often enough for it to outweigh the convenience of watching vods.

>all these posts pretending to be me, Gura's real husband.

>>74326479
wdym, I was backing up your point by detailing the men she likes.

>>74326570
This is my post btw

DIAPER MENTION

>>74326570
I don't remember making this post.

>>74326455
Post your bushy pucci lesbud

>>74326585
Ignore the schitzo, he is just here to argue for the sake of arguing, like people did in pre-school. He could atleast put in some funnies but nope, he is just a tard lashing out at everyone and everything

>>74326419
what makes you think she likes lucio besides the succy joke she made while playing moira, a character that attacks by succing? also blade is just a good movie(she also fell asleep halfway through), Idk why you use it for your shitpost.

>>74326585
Hmmmm, okay then, carry on...

>>74326670
Gura definitely has no hair, and is made of slime, and is isekaied

>>74326455
idk, try filtering out hitler references, that should get rid of him.

>>74326753
>Gura definitely has no hair
Greybud she mentioned her body-hair in todays stream

>>74326787
Timestamp? I'm pretty fucking sure she didn't.

>>74326688
No, seriously, I mean it, post your pucci for us, sweet bush and all

>>74326277
go on

>>74326689
Well, she said she likes Lucio and usually plays as him, likes his design and zooming around, and also made a joke about giving him succy. It's not a shitpost, this is important discussion for drawing Gura porn. Also, ear.

>>74326762
>Filtering out Austrian painter references
Anon no, you'll make Gura cry

>>74325722
If she's a lesbian why did she make us a guy in her Valentine's Voice? If anything she's bi but I highly doubt that

>>74327000
>lso made a joke about giving him succy
She literally didn't though, she was just rambling and said something retarded.

>>74323857
Based Gurass poster.

>>74327027
>her valentine's voice
That was scripted by Cover. It's not hers.

>>74326869
She did not so you are right.

>>74327059
idk anon, looks silky smooth to me

>>74327000
she didn't play him more than other healers, she actually played mercy and ana the most.

>>74326869
Outing yourself as a greybud in ggg, brave move. you seriously didn't hear her starting of with her rambling about her nose-hair? Then other body hair mentions

>>74326492
Yep it's one of the primary reasons I like watching live. A 5 hour stream I can watch for 5 hours, and sure as it goes on I might have annoying thoughts about needing to do X, Y, or Z after the stream ends, but I can put it off til it's over. Watching a a 5 hour vod, I'll pause every 3 fucking minutes to look up something she mentioned, or because of some noise outside, or to check the thread, or to check for a GPU driver update, or to think about what to eat for dinner, etc, etc, and it will take like a week to watch the whole thing. It's a tiring brainrot.

>>74327158
She talked about playing Overwatch before and that Lucio was her favorite back when she used to play.

>>74327161
Nose hair is not body hair. If she mentioned body hair, it wasn't prominent enough to make it into my notes. Just post the timestamp already, if I was a greybud I wouldn't be able to view it.

>>74324551
Salmon burger, usually don't like fish-burgers but this one was alright

>>74327135
She would definitely have less boring underwear

Imagine the sound of Gura ruffling her bushy pucci right after the stream ends.

>>74327386
I agree, Guras underwear picrel, she likes to keep her penis warm

>>74327319

>>74327552
I can't imagine something impossible.

>>74327552
No need to imagine, she did it once in a stream, she blamed it on her pony-tail but it was way to velcro sounding to be head hair

>>74327692
why not? It's not real but you should be able to conceptualize it in your mind.

Listening to the VOD after work, she's so goddamn cute and bratty. I love when she just goes on stupid tangents about things from her childhood like the commercials.

>>74324551
Im making shrimp to go with some spinach and cheese ravioli. Not sure if i'll just do a beurre monte for the sauce or make some white wine pan sauce

>>74327279
timestamp?

if there isn't fanart of baby gura with unicorn stuffies fuck all artists forever

Imagine you ran so fast that you become asian

>>74328127
I'm already asian though.

>>74327862
she mentioned it in several streams, here's one.
https://youtu.be/1hSMpYUctlk?t=4935

>>74326455 (me)
I'm trans btw, to buds whom it may concern

>>74328226
alright

>>74328289
This (You)?

>>74328166
My condolences

>>74328289
>>74328390

I wonder if Gura remembers these comememmerciables: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTcV-7Ubzpg

gura gets in trouble when she gets a (YOU), i wonder if she did some doublespeak here. even if gura or her manager isnt here(anymore), i think writing like that is either an inside joke or some kind of tease

West fallen
t. Chudbud

>>74328638
how would she remember 70's commercials? She was born in the 90s probably

>>74328674
North Rhine West Fallen?

Did Gura have an inchworm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=memW8V7GgQ0

(i love old commercials, thanks for the memories Gura)

>>74328638
i wonder if she remembers shake weights

>>74328806
Atlantis is Literally in the Sea Fallen

>>74328711
Greyfag and newfag at the same time doesn't know that Gura is 9485 years old

>>74328916
She has one.

>>74327065
>Scripted by Cover
No it isn't dyke copebud

>>74328916
newfag...

>>74328916
Well, considered that she have one, yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTDag5Dyfus

>>74328981
Yes, it is. You cannot seriously believe Gura wrote those shitty voicepacks.

>>74329036
man. i'll never get over how cute she sounds in vr. gonna rewatch a vr karaoke i guess

>jghfw
>shart streamed for once
i think im gonna cry and or kill myself

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg5hrCdLfZI

My shark wife was so cute again today... I don't know how this womanchild does it.

Why is everyone schizo thinking she streamed today? Dumbuds are plenty here.

>>74329441
>he took his meds

>>74329387
>I don't know how this womanchild does it.
We can cure aids but we can't cure babies

I guess I'll have to catch up with the VOD. Didn't know she was streaming today and even if I did, my work wouldn't allow me to be there live. Guess I'll have to same my superchat for later.

im sleep. goob night

>>74329824
sharkdreams

>>74329824

>>74329914
Still the cutest goodnight she's ever done. I really hope she does one like it again someday.

yeah im ngmi im gonna be sick why did i have to miss her

>>74330001
Aim better next time.

>>74326235
NTA, but have you ever considered that maybe she doesn't like to gush over males on-stream because she knows it would make some of us uncomfortable?

>>74329998
She's done cute goodbyes in so many streams, someone (not me) needs to do a compilation of them.

>>74329824

>>74330111
I agree, and I think it reinforces my point
My Gooba is a pure idol, the only cock she thirsts after is mine

Every member of hololive talks about what kind of female characters they like. Do you really think that all of them are lesbians? Of course not.
Some of you have never been around women or even talked to them. It's really weird. If you had ever met a real lesbian before, you'd know that pretty much not a single member of hololive acts like one. Except maybe Kronii sometimes.

GABBY MENTION

>>74330432
I have a lesbian sister, but I've been saying Gura is bi.

Friggin sexy shark makes me so angry

im gonna go cry and sleep as to not get more schizo

>>74330559
We don't need a stinking play-by-play by a filthy VOD-bud

>>74330559
Confirmed that Gura is NOT Gabby.

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>74330697
That was already confirmed before this, retards just don't want to accept it.

>>74330762
Retard

>>74330111
I'd be uncomfortable if she talked about real males, but it's fine if she gets horny and suggestive around some dark dude character.

Please call me a retard.

>>74330972

>>74330972
smarty

>>74326419
Because she knows it's like saying she likes a cat or a dog or a goliath beetle.
She isn't going to have a relationship with an animal, and so when she says she likes chubie, her male cat, no one gets jealous because that would be stupid.
Same thing.

>>74330762
Gura admitted she is gabby today live on stream

>>74331099
Its not about a relationship, its about finding the melanated attractive.

>>74330432
>Do you really think that all of them are lesbians? Of course not.
Same with relationships, do people really think 70 hologirls are single? Of course not.

>>74331099
Okay, hopefully she will motivate the artists a lot, then.

>>74330899
no

>>74331294
The way people find a cat or a hamster or a pig cute and the way that people find people cute are different.

>>74331403
C'mon, why the condom? she's practically begging for a warm throatpie(from me)

>>74331391
If being straight meant that you'd automatically be in a relationship, then you'd have had a girlfriend by now, anon.
Unless...

>>74331294
which she doesn't

>>74331694
condoms are hot

>>74331658
I understand that my saying that I find a girl cute implies a level of attraction to her, which is not implied to animals. Gura saying that Miles is cute implies a level of attraction.

>>74331910
wrong

guys I also liked spiderverse and blade what should I do?

>>74331733
Is it you, the freewheeling interpretation slinger? Shouldn't you be back at StackOverflow with your schitzo fantasies?

>>74331910
Fucking with a condom is pointless, you might aswell fuck a sofa at that point, same sensation

Calm down, dorks.

UNICORNS MENTION

>>74332028
according to that anon It means you want to have sex with both main characters from that series.

Women are different than men. They don't care if people think they're gay because being bi or a lesbian doesn't make them lesser women in men's eyes (to a point, not counting buzz-cut bull dykes).
It's not like how men who act like effeminate faggots. Because they ARE lesser men.
So that's why stuff like skinship between girls exists, or them going to the bathroom together, or them bathing together, or them saying how cute another girl is. Women don't think the same way as Men do. They'll even do shit like practice kissing as kids, but they aren't munching carpet. There's no attraction.

Like most women, Gura likes cute girls because they're cute. Not because she wants to fuck them.

Strawberries are overrated

>>74332028
>>74332268
I didn't say that. But I'm monitoring for another hint that she wants lewds like that.

>>74331986
>Gura saying that Miles is cute implies a level of attraction.
No, she's saying he's cute like a dog or lizard is cute.

L*ll* is now replaced by Mittsu

>>74325660
>>74325808
No they aren't censored. In fact a great deal was made when the remake of the first game came out on PS4, when it was brought to the US the room feature was completely cut of the PS4 version but stayed untouched on the PC version, so you can enjoy it without worry.
PC got ports of pretty much every game that came out on PSVita/PS4/Switch, the only two missing are the two 3DS games, but the first 3DS game got remade so you won't miss the story if you play the remake.
There are even nude mods for them if you want to enjoy extra tits.

>>74332615
Can you not, I dont want them conflating what Im trying to say, Im not trying to be a shitstirrer. Im gonna drop it.

>>74332150
I honestly don't know what you mean by that, so I'm going to guess that I'm probably not.
But answer the question, anon: are you straight or are you a faggot?
Because according to you, if you were straight, you'd be in a relationship, right? But you're not.
So that must mean...

>>74332884
What were you trying to say?

hello chumbies
I'm back with goodies

>>74333013
die, .ogg soundposter, i kill you.

>>74333085
gura already threatened to do that to me this stream

>>74333013
Please do the part where she says she loves us.

>>74333013
gura cute

>>74333315
timestamp?

did she talk about upcoming stream plans?

>>74333013
Fucking wild that 4chan, in the year 2024, still can't handle embedded webm properly, freaking software stack from the 90's

>>74333633
they do on /gif/ and the porn boards

>>74333603
Apparently she's going to be streaming a lot over the Summer.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>74333603
stream not tomorrow but maybe thursday or friday

>>74333603
she said she's busy for a couple days, but wants to stream soon™

>>74333519
https://youtu.be/ld0-CgXtkfE?t=845

>>74333706
Why isn't this a porn board?

>>74333603
She said if everything goes as planned and she is not pulled into meetings at all hours of the day and night like she has been she may see us in about 2 days she hopes.

>>74333519
This could also be a fun one.
https://youtu.be/ld0-CgXtkfE?t=2373

>>74333603
come back in july

I wish gura would do cake asmr or some kind of rp instead of a 3d live

>>74333774
Saying something with love does not mean she loves us. All it means is she loves me more and all of you guys are an afterthought because I'm the real last chumbud.

>>74334036
>"I love my dorks"
Retard.

Still trying to decipher why she was in such a hurry and needed to vent so she slammed up a frame with 25 minutes to go & all it ended up being was a regular "just chatting" stream, no hate on the stream itself, it was great, but the absurd impromptu haste, what?

Gura loves her fembuds the most.

>>74334289
She was hopped up on caffeine and wanted to yap before getting stuck in hours of meetings.

>>74334292
she loves 1 particular fembud the most

She should skip meetings instead of skipping streams.

I'm glad Gura is eating good food, she must've seen my posts about fruits & veggies and wanted to reassure me.

>>74333774

>>74334606

I swear to god I get rate limited on twitter faster if I'm browsing loli artists' pics and likes.
What is this bullshit, Elon?
Shit fucking sucks.

>>74334806
Are you sure you aren't just looking at more images faster in that subject

>>74334289
How the fuck should anyone know that? You might as well ask why she decided to stream today at all considering she hardly ever does in recent months.

>>74334935
It happened after like 20 minutes of scrolling.

Do you guys actually get jealous when regular commenters get called out by name in chat?
Some of you seem to be getting menhera over that from reading the last thread

>>74335360
I've been in love with Gura for three long years but she doesn't know who I am. THREE YEARS AND WHAT HAVE I DONE TO GET CLOSER TO THE WOMAN I LOVE? AIEEEEEE

>>74335360
I do get jealous but not enough to complain about it. I just wish I could get her to say my name every once in a while when sending a chat comment rather than just from superchats

>>74335360
yes, I do get jealous when the woman I love gives someone else who I'm competing with more attention than me

If your asshole doesn't look like the Japanese flag in the morning; your food wasn't spicy enough

>>74335580
>>74335616
>>74335710
Wow, what a healthy and sane streamer/viewer relationship

>>74335947
Fuck off tourist

>>74335885
Does Guras butthole look like the jap flag currently?

>>74336020
Gura can't handle much spice, i doubt she eats really spicy things often, especially with her tummy issues

>>74335947
Lmao, this is nothing.
You should see the paypig twitter ruffian clique. They're obnoxious.
It made me appreciate you guys a lot more, honestly.

>>74336333
I'm almost afraid to ask.

I think i found the perfect perfume i am gonna give to my wife Gura:

XERJOFF CRUZ DEL SUR II
"Characterised by the fresh and fruity top notes of mango, pineapple and apple blossom, this exotic scent opens into a blossoming heart of green leaves and floral bouquet.

Earthy cedar wood and musk base notes add depth to this spirited scent."

Watcha guys think?

>>74336333
I'll ask.

>>74335360
She called me out once, I never superchatted but I always chatting

If Gura had an australian accent she would have been perfect, now she is just a 2/10

mittsu is a fembud(barely legal too) but did you know that zame is a fembud?

Gura thinks some of you are silly. The others are schizos that have never entered her mind

>>74336532
I know the meme would be fishy scents but you might actually be on to something.

>>74337115
what if I'm both?

>>74337042
really? I didn't know

Gura please bless my gacha rolls on this day

>>74337042
Anon isn't Mittsu like 20 or 21 now, I remember retards making a big deal about her being 18 a few years ago.

>>74337592
I'm gonna call any college student barely legal and you can't stop me

>>74337042
are you stalking other chumbuds now?

>>74337791
Doesn't really matter to me, I only care about Gura

>>74337592
NOOO MITTSU ISN'T A LOLI ANYMORE

>>74337836
two chumbuds that gura recognizes by name are fembuds I think that's important

>>74337592
Are you telling me I missed out on fembud cunny?

Gura, do you recognize me by name?

Gura love

>>74336596
Some ruffians thought specific other ruffians were getting too much attention or being chosen to be featured in their morning show too often, even when they didn't superchat. And they were somewhat right. One fan was picked three times in one episode back in January, for example. But a few of them were going ballistic in /baubau/ and becoming obsessed with a couple of specific ruffians that they began to hate.
They threatened to bring it up to Fuwamoco's attention and basically call them out during stream, but a lot of others told them to fuck themselves because that would probably make the girls sad.

In order to prove how often these specific ruffians and any other fans were getting read, someone downloaded every timestamped chat from all their VODs and put it into a a big file and called it "pandora's box". The intent was to go back and see whose chat messages were getting read and to see if anyone was getting special treatment and more attention. One of them started to hate Fuwawa especially, because he thought she was giving more attention to one particular member that didn't superchat but was one of their fans from years ago.
Some of them make the schizos here look sane.
Also, fuck you for making me type all this out, lol.

How to you pronounce gura when you say her name out loud?

>>74338325
lol I remember that one stream where someone superchatted that they felt like others get more attention and everyone had a meltdown over it
if you want to know how bad FWMC's fans are, all of their paypigs buy twitter blue so they can get a blue check mark and appear at the top in their twitter threads

>>74338325
which one is fuwawa? is that the one that always got the distorted face?

Biggest takeaway from todays stream is that Gura admitted to getting fat <3

>>74338537
Fuwawa is the fluffy one.

Gura is canonically a pegasister.

>>74330652
Then show me an instance of her simping over a dude. And I mean ACTUALLY simping, like thinking he's hot. Not acting like a giddy 5 year old over how cool he is.

>>74338909
Holy shit anon what do you not understand about Gura not doing something like that on stream because she knows people wouldn't like it

>>74338462
Yeah, instead of saying all their schizo shit, that superchat was what all this retardation culminated in.
The current shitstorm is because they're going to stream in Japanese for a few streams during golden week. Some of them think they are getting cucked by JP fans and throwing a tantrum. Fuwamoco were basically crying the entire members stream they anounced this, proving they lurk /baubau/. They went through two 1000+ post threads during that stream with people arguing about whether it was a big or not.
It made me angry because they don't understand how good they have it since those two stream the most in all of EN.

>>74337520
thank you Gura for blessing my rolls!

>>74336596
During the early months /baubau/ anons decided to do a project called "/baubau/ sings", where they would sing Fuwamoco's original song to show their appreciation and post it on Twitter for Fuwamoco to see. This ended up getting featured on their morning show a few days later. Because the participants were anonymous a lot of people(the one who did not participate) in the comments and twitter replies started taking credit for the project without knowing only about a dozen anons actually participated. These attention whores then proceeded to form a private Twitter group chat with each other to circlejerk each other and compete for fwmc's attention. They often brag about the Twitter likes they get from FWMC to each other or how many of their comments in chat got read, some of the paypigs on the clique shit on each other if they don't send superchat and do a bunch of other toxic faggy things. If you check Fuwamocos tweets you will often see the same 20-30 people at the top, all with the same coordinated prewritten message and similar amount of likes, real weird shit. they do all of this for their rm too
TLDR: think of how weird and attention starved Kronii's fanbase is and crank it up to 11

>>74338537
idiot, one dog is named fuwa and the other is called wawa, together they're fuwawa.

>>74339030
Gura literally gets away with not streaming 90% of the time. If you think she'd be scared of Hololive firing her for saying a guy is cute then you're retarded.

Why is the dog fanbase crossplaying in ggg?

>>74339726
nta, but are you actually braindead?

>>74339726
>If you think she'd be scared of Hololive firing her
you are beyond retarded if that's what you got from my post

>>74339727
What were we supposed to do August to January when Gura didn't stream?
Watch Biboo? Ew.

>>74339216
Do baubau fans want to marry both twins or just one of them?

>>74339970
According to Fuwamoco themselves, it's either both or nothing