/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>7418216
Not enough sex

>>7418539
I know you’re joking but isn’t this the majority of crazy bitches issues?

>>7418216
Unironically Daddy issues.
do your roommate reps

Shes not a highly skilled musician and not black so she can't just coast in the music industry. She has become bitter that her success in her chosen field is now inextricably married to entertaining emotionally damaged manchildren by pretending to be an anime waifu.

>>7418216
brapping

she knows her music is lame but keep making it anyway because she needs to make money somehow

She doesn't really care about Hololive. I bet she doesn't even know the names of all the holos. She is clearly disinterested from Hololive activities as seen in every single collab where she just does not give a fuck. She is just using the brand to get more popular. In fact she could quit now and all her deadbraps would follow her to other account.

>>7418629
The fuck I know I'm not a pussy psychologist

>>7418216
She just wants to fuck a shortstack guy.

>>7418216
Miss her already? Don't worry, she'll be back tomorrow.

>>7418216
Whats her problem?? Whats your problem?

>>7418645
You are thinking of Kiara. Mori never talks about anything bad about her father.

>>7419028
She even seems to have a pretty good relationship with her father since she has told several stories involving him.

>>7418216
5%

She still hasn't gotten a swimsuit alt yet, hope Cover fixes that.

>>7419028
>muh Kiara
Cope, deadcuck.

>>7419156
lole

>>7419135
It's going to be a nice one-piece that shows off her figure. Fit reaper from all the scythe swinging.

>>7419135
Actually coping

Calliope had the best design of all the ENs

No manlet bf

She's living at the mercy of her fucked up brain
Maybe Anon is worse, he gets off to her pain?
No- she suffers a curse, she can't bear the shame
Of when she stumbles in a verse and lives with weeks of self-blame.

>>7418539
This also applies to everybody on this board

Quick question to deadbraps or lore wizards: was she bullied in high school? cause if yes that would explain a lot

>>7419695
Yes, she was.

>>7419634
Well, she is femanon.

>>7419525
But... I'm 175 cm. Well, not that we'd get along well if we somehow met anyway.

>>7418804
This post reads like it was made by an /hlgg/-trained AI

>>7419703
cool ty

>>7419525
>Not a manlet
>Her pained expression is my preference
I see this as an absolute win.

>>7419525
Honestly hows does this bitch not have the manlet bf of her dreams yet? She is living in japan which has manlets all around and she has yellow fever too so what is even holding her back??

>>7419839
Autism

>>7419839
She's attracted to confidence and lives around japanese manlets.
Engage your brain for a second, anon, and tell me why she doesn't have a boyfriend.

>>7419900
>attracted to confidence
She gives me the vibe she wants someone perhaps a little less shy and reserved than her. Could hardly call that confidence.

>>7419939
>someone a little less shy and reserved than an autistic weeb
Oh shit, i'd written off my chances because i'm not a gigachad but maybe...!

>>7419525
Manlet starts at 5'9"? Come the fuck on. Just 2 inches!

>>7420075
Well to be fair, Mori is like 5'6.

Brapcucks... we just can't compete...

>>7419985
>>7420204
Yeah, Charlie is her ideal at least in terms of looks. Mori might go out with a super hot Chad despite feeling flustered, but her menhera would show its head and she would feel unworthy, constantly ask him for validation, or say he should be with someone like him (hot). So unless the Chad is a saint, I think Mori going out with a less shy manlet than her would make her feel most at ease. Because who the fuck would want to spend hours just reassuring your gf that you aren't too good for her or whatever.

>>7420204
Now show his legs

>>7420310
Charlie is too good for her. Fucking indie jap rappers are too good for her.

>>7419403
Ina>Ame = Mori>Gura>shit> Kiara

>>7419525
I want mori to give me the 5'9 look

>>7418216
She's the misfortune of being a woman

>>7420383
Then who is below too good for her then?

>>7420383
Don't be rude, she is a nice girl just with a bit too much self-loathing thanks to years of bullying. She should probably find real help but her living in Japan kinda prevents that.

>>7418962
>Miss her already?
Yeah. Watching VODs doesn't help at all.

>>7418216
Hates her fans
Hates vtubing
Hates streaming

Don't worry she'll come around eventually though

>>7421179
ogey

>>7420821
Me. Dumb bitch should get with me. I'm the only one who's trash enough for her.

>>7420848
She should just bite the bullet and sleep around with the talents in Japan like they all do to ease their sexual frustrations while wondering what a real cock feels like.

>>7418216
>Whats her problem?
Literal autism. She's so autistic she thought her insane dream was actually possible. So the absolute mad lass went and did it. But her autism also makes her constantly drop her spaghetti. It's a double edged sword.

>>7421350
Honestly she should just bite the bullet and sleep with me. I'd be just as disappointing but I would at least have the decency to ghost her as soon as I get my nut in.

>>7420310
This post hurts me. Why did I have to notice this post? Then one day she wakes up and feels too emotionally dependent on you and destroys the relationship.

>>7421350
Sorry, she is too damn straight for it.

>>7421465
>spoiler
Now maybe i am being delusional but i think if Mori would find a man she genuinely loves, she would not let him go so easily.

>>7418216
she turns every woman around her gay but she's still straight

>>7421848
Oh. It wasn't easy. I've never watched someone try so hard to forget about someone who did nothing wrong to them. I even specifically did things to try and avoid that feeling of over-dependence from developing. But everyone's different so if Mori runs into that someday hopefully she'll deal with it better.

>>7421945
what do you mean, that's the best thing about her!

>>7418216
>tfw no chad charlie eceleb bf
>tfw she hates her bazongas
>tfw she self identifies as an effeminate gay man
She grew up in a pozzed country that grants women rights and encourages them to be men. Obviously no amount of success will make her happier than just being a woman. Which she either doesn't know how to be, or is too weak willed to just be herself. It's not really even a choice. I think she's just too repressed and insecure to lower her guard and allow herself to be feminine. Truly a shame. Many such cases.

>>7421848
Some women seem to get scared by the idea of a relationship being "real". At least from my experience they'll have points where they feel a certain gravity about the relationship being serious and immediately try to stay sabotaging it

>>7422015
>she hates her bazongas
More like she used to hate them but nowadays is fine with her body.
And it's not like Mori doesn't have feminine side as she was just recently talking about her going to barbershop to do her hair and her wanting to go to spa date with Milky.

>>7422015
Your country should have encouraged you to take meds.

>>7418884
Kek

Mori is literally a femcel virgin

>>7422179
Some people also destroy their relationships if they feel they're not giving enough of their time to their partner but don't want to give up their goal/career. And that's even if their partner isn't disappointed in them personally for the periods of low time together. Weird stuff.

>>7422015
Mori should read Sakurai-san. She's tactfully assertive. She's even got pink-hair.

>>7423341
Is this series NTR?

>>7423876
Not at the moment. But I wouldn't put it past the author to have the guy get distracted with another girl so that the main girl is more direct with her approach. She's not a tsundere, just taking her time and being playful.

I still don't get how she managed to attract unironic unicorns. Not saying this as a slight against her actually but like I'd figured everything about her would be a huge turnoff for unicorns--rapper, being a gaijin, rejecting the traditional idol image, etc.

>>7425300
As long as they can convince themselves that she's not getting dicked on the daily, they'll stick with her.

Both too autistic and too based. Even if you hate her game streams and social autism like me you have to respect the sheer amount of original music she's done and the TTRPG.

>>7425300
There was some anon that perfectly summarized her appeal.
>She's the only holo that gives the GFE of an American girl who's dorky and awkward despite her bold interests like rap. Plenty of lonely english viewers don't want a shy, submissive Jap girlfriend but instead that charming girl from highschool who seemed obtainable
And also she is only EN without confirmed ex-boyfriend.

>>7418216
She gets bored of doing things if she's forced to do it as opposed to doing it whenever she feels like it.
She was bored of being a vtuber a month into the job.
She's bored out of her mind every time she has to collab with people that aren't personal friends of her that she can shill for.
She's probably bored of her "rap" carreer now that she's sitting on a pile of cash and that management and her fans demand more songs.
She'll be depressed her entire life because no matter how succesful she is , she immediately sets her eyes on something else and gets butthurt because she can't get it. Right now she's clearly butthurt because she can't just collab with all the people she wants to shill for and can't find a manlet BF that fits her insane standards.
Amelia and Gura respect their senpai and respect the company they built up that allows them to make a shitload of money while playing video games for a living. Calli thinks she's entitled to the money and she got there because she deserves it.

>>7425789
Ogey

>>7425599
No, I don't. There's absolutely nothing based about Mori. Don't dislike her as a person, but she is a shit-tier entertainer.

>>7425300
Not a unicorn, just a ghostling.

>>7425879
t. cuckbeat

>>7425789
That's a lot of armchair psychology, Freudchama.

>>7426058
t. deadcuck

>>7418216
She desperately wants to be a mother.

>>7426058
>>7426133
Come on, deadbeats. One more day and she will come back.

>>7419525
SHOTACON
SHOTACON
SHOTACON

>>7418216
no manlet Japanese male wants to be in a committed relationship with her

>>7419900
She also speaks their language like a brain dead retard.

Watch this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ODTxNmp3VMk

Idk, probably irritable bowel syndrome

>>7419525
Holy shit! I've got a chance! Brb, mori my love I'm coming!

>>7425631
>she is only EN without confirmed ex-boyfriend
this is bait right? I sure hope so or you are high on coke and her hearting your yt comment
she is one of two (three?) in EN with a CONFIRMED ex Boyfriend

>>7427929
Nah, if it was confirmed the threads would have been on fire for weeks. There is no Morigeddon, check the archives and you'll find nothing

>>7427253
This seems really on point for a dumb bait thread

>>7419156
Ruro rumao

>>7419839
Japs are omega betas simple as

>>7420204
Man, his eyebrows look perfectly manicured

>>7420366
Doesn't matter, dude unironically has a long cock.

>>7431685
how the fuck do you ironically have a long cock

>>7425599
>you have to respect the sheer amount of original music
No thank you. Rap is shit, I don't understand why do you even call it "music".

>>7431769
>asks for more music
>NNOOOOO RAP IS BAD
this is why we're just going to be getting lore videos retard, I hope you're fucking happy faggot

>>7419028
Not her real dad

>>7431837
????

>>7431802
Yes, rap is garbage music from a garbage culture made by garbage humans and it has no redeeming qualities

>>7426151
But she would be a terrible mother.

>>7432062
Don't want her? I'll take her.

>>7432062
Yeah, but she REALLY wants to be a mother
https://files.catbox.moe/xrpmmt.mp4

>>7432211
Enjoy raising your child all by yourself while Mori focuses her career.

>>7432280
Thanks, I will.

Going to end up on a street corner and then fall into increasingly degrading JAV

>>7418216
She literally hates her """""job""""""""

>>7418216
I want to rub my dick all over her soft face.

>>7418884

Is this the birth of a new meme?

>>7431384
5%

>>7432260
Kek, I always imagine Mori would be the type of parent that would be there for the good times but never for the bad.

>>7420204
Why does someone who looks like this have a gf like his?

>>7418216
She's too based for /vt/

>>7434844
Ma boy hustlin' living on your head rent free

>>7418216
You ever look at a girl and think how much prettier she could be with a few more holes in her chest?

>>7436260
He’s 5’6 dude

>>7431769
Boomer fuck off.

>>7432043

>>7436935
>wigger deadcuck
LMAO at your life.

>>7437483
Clearly you have a bit too many few holes in your skull.

>>7432260
How precious. I haven't gotten to her PP playthough just yet. Was thinking about finally diving into the game the other day.

>>7438273
Au contrarie, I require nothing but a sufficiently long knife to drastically improve your oshi
Perhaps if I remove her throat we can be free of her self doxxing trash forcing its way into my Spotify radio

>>7427253
wow

>>7438750
Just stick to writing thesis, Nikodem.

>>7418905
People really still think this? Please put two and two together anon...

>>7439881
I will write my initials on moris heart with .45 caliber bullets if it's the last thing I ever writrt

>>7440055
That sounds like a profoundly stupid way to write.

>>7440139
I'm yet to find another way

>>7434958
Knowing her past i don't think so.

>>7432260
Wanting to be a mother and being a good mother are two different things.

>>7444593
True but i don't think would be a bad mother.

It's all about confidence, you faggots. This is unironic. There are many people who don't look good, and are in fact fat and not attractive and they get the beautiful and cute women because they are confident in what they say and know how to talk to women. That's literally it. I've seen it too many times

I mean, go ask /fit/ for fucks sakes.

>>7418216
anon.....she's mine now haha

>>7418216
She's an E-thot from Kansas.

Wait hold on doxxbeats does moris roommate actually have fat milkers? I thought it was just the model
In that case someone needs to inseminate her ASAP

>>7418665
Surprised nobody has responded to this since its bang on the money. Mori just thinks vtubing is cringe. Shes a normie at heart.

>>7446552
>baseless assumption
gee i wonder why

mori's fat fucking milkers

>>7419525
5'7" I'm too short for normal women but not short enough for women with a short preference. Fucking sucks.

>>7445928
I'd say they're definitely prominent, although not enormous like her character.

>>7419088
Whats the 5% rrat?

>>7446780
It ain't any better for us manlets who are shorter than her because we know we never will meet her.

>>7447120
>Mori only puts in 5% of effort into hololive
but of course it was taken out of context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTXgCF-Ezyk&t=9892s

>>7447292
What was she thinking? That was idiotic on so many levels, not to mention mathematically wrong.

>>7447120
She only spends 5% of her day thinking about streams. Which is funny considering she usually spends more than an hour a day streaming. I think she was just trying to establish boundaries and expectations between herself and her audience, but she kinda fucked up and /vt/ ran with it for ages.

Raised it's head in a few other Mori streams, notably the one where she said 95% of her fans/members are decent people.

>>7448341
Mori doesn't think before she speaks, anon. She's a bimbo, she said it herself. Living, breathing proof that you can be a nerdy, depressive introvert and also be a complete airhead.

>>7448341
She has way with words but it seems like she has gotten better at not saying everything that comes to her head at loud and think before saying anything.

>>7448452
>She's a bimbo, she said it herself
You're joking, right? She said 貧乏

>>7448452
She can be an airhead sometimes but that's not what she meant when she said "bimbo"
https://youtu.be/f2Qv42N1LC0?t=588

>>7418216
(You).

>>7428075
I know ame but who are the others? Could not be shark, she seems way too introverted

>>7438200
She a homie, nigga. Don't try projecting 'cause i have a social life, and a happy family. Your cuck fetish can stay with ya'.

>>7427253
Maybe Gura is the same

>>7425300
Deadbeats are freaks

>>7445928
They're pretty big for a 5'6 girl, kind of like how big Marine or Flare's are.

If Mori was only 4-5 inches shorter...

>>7445928
She has a nicer ass than milkers though.

>>7448341
It was very clear what she was talking about if you aren't a retarded threadwatcher.

>>7446122
Muh dick.

>>7452567
How do you know how her ass looks?

>>7449751
Sure, deadcuck. A real homie who shares 5% of her life with you, lmao. Disgusting wigger waste of life.

>>7453682
t. deadbeat

>>7453212
Roommate isn't exactly private prior to last year.

>>7420204
he really is just a half-asian version of Lyle

>>7427929
>>7449578
If Calli is confirmed I don't know any EN without a previous/active relationship. Kiara if nothing else had a sugar daddy sort of scenario.

>>7458133
What did gura have?

>>7449578
>Ame
Confirmed to have an ex.
>Gura
Confirmed, but an online relationship, might still be ln contact.
>Kiara
Idk, according to Orcshizo, she might had a BF on her teens, but broke up when she moved to Japan, and unlikely that they're still on contact.
>Mori
You know why she gets alotta pass for whatever shit she does. No BF, and large tittied.
>Ina
I don't know this one.

>>7418884
Kek

>>7418629
Crazy bitches are 50/50 down to not enough sex or too much sex

>>7418884
Kek

how do i stop visiting this stupid fucking board and site

>>7481818
*cums on you*

>>7481846
this is a cry for help

>>7421311
based egoist

>>7432043
mumble rap yes

other wise your ears are deaf

>>7481818
dude just like get a productive hobby lmao what's stopping you from not wasting your life hahaha

>>7481818
im addicted and its destroying me as well.

im contemplating posting some brutal shit to get myself blacklisted on purpose so i would stop

>>7482010
this site

>>7482022
same. i keep wasting so much time on this god damned board arguing with random retards when i know it's a pointless waste of time
pls help
is it possible to ask to get perm banned?

>>7482074
MODS CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING PERMA BAN ME.

SADLY I DON'T HAVE ANY ILLEGAL SHIT TO POST TO GET ME BANNED PLEASE JUST FUCKING BAN ME

>>7482159
At least spam some porn

>>7482159
what if i post gura cunny

>>7419839
Simple. She doesn't know Japanese.

>>7436260
Probably met her before blowing up as YouTuber, after being that successful most relationships are just faked for the sake of your money/fame.
Never throw away love and stability for shitty thot love, that's what escorts are for.

>>7482159
>>7482074
Just start posting random facts about Chinese history from wikipedia or criticise libertarianism. Free 1 day vacation.

>>7484168
the one where they celebrate eating their children and women in a siege defence as a great victory?

>>7432612
>Ey my dude you're pretty cute
>So uhhh, you have an uhh...vtuber oshi desu ka?

>>7431769
please go back to /pol/

>>7482295
Where’s that cun cun anon!

>>7482159
Here forever, faggot.

>>7438085
>boomer
4chan is counterculture, it's far more likely that he's a teenager mad about the acceptance of rap than he is a boomer who probably don't even care anymore.

>>7445928
They're big but she always intentionally hides them by wearing big jackets

>>7431769
>implying Ben Shapiro has any authority on what’s considered music

>>7448341
Stop being retarded.

>>7426091
And it's correct, too! Don't believe me? It's okay; go Chris-chan your mother - it's good for you.
t. Fruedbeat.

>>7419839
She doesn't speak Japanese. The only japs with the confidence to even try would be:
-some yakuza type manlet who is only interested in groping up the gaijin
-an otaku fan who isn't confident, he's just lost all social norms, and wants to pero pero mori-chan

>>7418216
why don't you guys watch real vtubers like pic related

Ho, possibly ignorant question but, what exactly is she back from? Did something happen in July?
She was only away for 3-4 days as far as i see between the Irys and MYTHBREAKERS collabs.
Did her leave weren't an "I'M BACK"?

>>7454657
At least Lyle is funny, and actually creative

>>7500504
Back from getting dicked down by yours truly.

>>7501234
>Lyle is funny
>and actually creative
Maybe relative to sh1tikal, but objectively? C'mon now.

>>7501422
Lyle doesn't sit down and react to epic yt vids all day

>>7501292
Best 2 seconds of your life.

>>7501547
There's only eight original words in my post, how did you skip four of them?

>>7495225
Ben Shapiro is one of the chosen people. Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks. Racism is not allowed on this board.

>>7500504
>what exactly is she back from?
Nagasaki.

>>7502848
Even she's not that big of a bomb - besides, she likes a different kind of rice cooking.

mori is a prostitute and does anal for free

>>7503544
With me

>lives in Japan
>shit at speaking the language
Literally how

>>7503544
I think you misunderstood its not "for free" she just doesn't charge extra. Don't worry I made the same mistake when I first became a tier 3 sub.

>you will never get to casually do shrooms and listen to MF DOOM with calli on a couch
Why live

>>7514730
i'd smoke pot to doomsday with calli

>>7516212
America’s Most Blunted cover when?
Or more seriously I’d love her to do the female part in Guinesses or Eye

>>7418884
Kek'd hard
thanks

>>7517355
mori should be a wu-tang cover

>>7516847
>Bling bling, cha-ching-ching-ching, black perzon ima-nig-ga rap rap rap
holy based

>>7418804
>She doesn't really care about Hololive. I bet she doesn't even know the names of all the holos.
I think this is mostly a difference in standards between Japanese and Americans. Japanese are super into things, know everything, put lots of money into it. Americans are casual fans. You can see the same thing with Gura and Ame that often don't know obvious things about Hololive

>>7516847
>gimme dat extraterrestrial ass

kek

>>7418665
Ding Ding Ding
someone understands

It seems to me western white girls don't like being vtubers, don't have the neet pandering idol culture of japan. They all have this not so thinly veiled disgust and disdain for their audience.

>>7517679
She could invite her favorite rapper, R-Z-A

>>7418216
Autism in girls manifests differently than in boys.

>>7418216
Not enough cock. Ill help her out

>>7418216
Gangsta Braap.

>>7418216
Sorry guys...thats my bad I haven't fucked her in awhile. Once I can travel to japan again I'll make sure to give it to her good

Gura and Calli characters died a few months ago. Now theyre just the chubby dykes vloggin. (and lmao that jewish bitch senzawa still doest speak japanese? pathetic)

Give me one (1) piece of evidence that Calli hates vtubing.

>>7520892
Explain
Kiara

>>7503544
Source?

>>7520892
>It seems to me western white girls don't like being vtubers, don't have the neet pandering idol culture of japan. They all have this not so thinly veiled disgust and disdain for their audience.
So there was a reason I felt there was no genuine enthusiasm when I saw some en vtubers except Ironmouse because for her that's the only way for her to socialise with other people. Also wrong to say there aren't japanese vtubers that do not have passion for vtubing.

>>7529196
She just likes the fact she gets to interact with Pekora and hololivers directly but doesn't necessarily mean she likes vtuber culture. As long as she gets to be around Pekora and others, she doesn't mind working there.

>>7517679
Cream! get the money, DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALLL

Bitch just yawned on stream, ffs. Dislike and close, back to Astel and Roboco.

I just can't fuckin do it. She's clearly disinterested in Henry Stickmin. She's forcing herself so fucking hard. The chat is either autistic and unable to pick up on tone inflection or willfully oblivious.

>>7418216
5%

>>7530510
You sure you aren't just emotionally dead to the point that you project your lack of care onto others based on armchair psychoanalysis? Nah, they must be completely uninterested in this entire subculture that they actively applied to be a part of.

>>7530510
Stop watching holoshit, and watch the og english vtuber natsume moe

>>7523370
Is... is she always like this?