/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Draw or die, one month left
https://magma.com/d/fpkighhsbx

that is it
i will retain semen until i marry my Priestess.

Ninomae Ina'nis is one of the dumbest girls in hololive that I’ve had the “pleasure” to watch. A sullen, dull and quiet girl, she added nothing to holoEN except, “Gee, let's blow up KFP.” Also, illegally released many classified Chickens. A real dope!

>>74252258
quick upd8

Peak female performance

Takos, don’t get me wrong, I like big tits and the women attached to them. I honestly can’t see how you cannot like them, but why do I always prefer small/flat chested women? Something about them hits the primal urge in my body to breed, more so than bigger ones.

>>74254996
Younger women are more viable for good offspring. It's just genetics tako.

Friendlies setup has started teams get 1 match some already booked we in? And if so who?

>>74255502
why not ggg, flat girls stick together

>>74255502
/doog/ maybe? we have played against them a few times in the past

>>74255600
the mentaiko match/Umisea
>>74255805
my ptsd...

>>74255975
actually /doog/ just got booked looks like anyway

Live.

Ina's flat chest

>>74254996
you can hold smaller chested woman tighter and closer to you maybe
i don't get it either but i also have a huge preference and need to breed small chested girls, they're just so huggable

*cough*

>>74259442
sex with this thing

Booked /ggg/ july 17 22:40UTC

>>74260349
imagine the double naizuri, should tie at 0-0 to symbolize their breast size

>>74260349
looking forward to it

>>74260349
May we crush them.

>>74260349
coolio

someone post the imagine the smell soundpost please

>>74268667
I don't have that, but have this

https://youtu.be/-U82HO2wP4Y

>>74272039
Flare cute

eigo ha jouzu desu ne!

>>74272785
Ina...

Inyan

>>74272039
does Flare know Ina is the coolest girl in the world?

I would never get promoted to become Ina’s butler because I’m too much of a bumbling retard. Looks like I have to stick with being the her dildo forever.

Does Ina masturbate with a vibrator or does she just use her hands?

owahsumi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vi_QOxhFFA

In

>>74286026
THANK YOU INAAAA

>wake up
>phone says it's 5:51
>"oh shit, I missed the first hour of takotime"
>it was actually 5:51am

It's time to tako

>>74286026
I don't get it

>>74294171
I don't get it either
>google it
>bling bang bang born lyrics
Goddammit

kukuku

>>74296472
She had to replace her PC after this didn't she...

Another dream-tako update. I've never dreamed of Ina twice in a row before, but it happened again last night. This time was an intentional summon rather than a random encounter.

>In a bedroom, messy.
>Convinced thusly this is real life
>See a dog, it changes color, hella weird
>Do the "read text then look away" trick on an advent calendar nearby
>There's numbers on the little doors like 27, 54, 56, which obviously don't exist on a calendar.
>Attain lucidity, think "I must find Ina"
>See the closet door, think "I will open this door, and Ina will emerge."
>Turn the knob, but the door opens outward, awkward angle, so I don't actually see what's inside but step to the side pulling the door toward me
>A second passes, Ina walks through, short hair gamer outfit
>Close the door and ask her to talk to me, but she just takes me to the bed and kisses me.
>She fades to a picture on my phone, then the sound of my router wakes me up

My theory on random Ina vs summoned Ina seems to be true thus far. Randomly encountering Ina has a higher chance of her having a personality and talking, while summoning Ina through a door/corner is mute and can only do basic actions. She at least has initiative to take my hand and bring me to the bed, and did initiate the kiss, but still wasn't capable of speech or opinion like the Ina I encountered 2 nights ago.

>>74302285
do we tell him?

>>74302285

I once dreamed about watching an Ina stream

Yesterday I complained about not remembering my dreams anymore. Today I dreamt about watching my cute hikki ex-GF getting pounded by some random dude and I can't forget...
Nice try Niggerman. Thank god it was her and not Ina...

>>74303602
depressing

>>74303602
My dreams aren't lucid but my dream self always chooses action packed violence when things are bad in a dream.

https://twitter.com/Kaffsu/status/1782726749824090203/photo/1

>>74305413
My dreams always default me being inside the stalker game every few weeks, haven't played the game in more than a year

Today I can hear and pass some time with my Ina, what a blessed day

【隨筆】
「你有餅乾嗎?」
第一次見到這群被那位Ina稱呼為Takodachi的小章魚們,那位被稱呼為『觀察者』的女性明顯的僵了一下。
在過去的千百年來,祂見過的下界生物來來去去,身為上界的一位古代神祉,祂從來沒有預料到這突如其來的問題,祂還真不知道怎麼回答這群柔軟

wah

>>74251992
cute ina

Iceborne today, right?

>>74312473
Yeah, unless she somehow jobs for hours to one of the three fights that are left

>>74313714
Ina is going to job to Behemoth

I am really behind on VOD reps, can any soundpostbro please make this one?
I feel like its usefull
https://youtu.be/epxuZDSavUM?t=13m20s

>>74313714
Teostra and Xeno'jiva are both pretty easy, and so is Vaal unless she forgets to bring Effluvia Resistance.

>>74308989

Ina is the kind of girl who still thinks Deviljho eats his own tail

>>74318099
I want to fuck her so badly man…

>>74318213
same...

>you only think about eating don't you Handler
Glass houses

I'm surprised Ina never made a HBD emote given how often she gets those superchats

Ina please use your fucking brain and stop being a retarded ape

Watching Ina fishing in Monhun is more fun than regular monhun

>>74318368
Is literally do anything man. I'd burn down an orphanage, I’d become Hitler part two, I’d get my dick bitten by bullet ants if it meant having even a chance to get it bitten by Ina. I don’t care, I’d sacrifice the world if I have to…

>>74319949
based

Ina’s character appears to be wearing granny panties, just like her.

>>74320165
>>74320227
ew, go back

Post in the damn thread fellow takos.

>>74320388
post what, i got nothing to say

>>74320388
what the fuck do you want me to say?

>>74320388
Oh wow, that sure was some monster hunting just now

>>74320388
im gunpla

>>74320433
>>74320463
Post that Ina is cute today.

>>74320519
She's cute every day.

Ina please stop speaking dog language and speak english like a human

>>74320388
I’m masturbating to the absolute sex Koahri posted so I’m a little busy

I hope the poogie dies

I'm out of the MonHun loop, why is deviljho called a Pickle?

>>74320777
have you ever seen a pickle?

>>74320704
shit, you too? i just finished...

>>74320519
ina is cute today

>>74320777
it looks like a really big pickle, same reason why teostra is called toaster.

>>74320519
that Ina is cute today

Ina can't fucking read

Guys, I think I love Ina. Not in a memey way either, like I think I genuinely love her. This has been building for the past 3 and half years since debut, I’ve never felt this way for a girl so the feeling is new to me but I think it’s love. Every time I hear her voice and my chest tightens, I swear man she gets cuter every day. I don’t want to be a parasocial weirdo, and obviously I’m not going to be a creep in chat or anywhere public besides here. I’m keeping this to myself, but honestly I don’t know where to place these feelings onto. What should I do?

I hate when she wastes time like this

>>74321802
Become the biggest man in the world, cover yourself in gold, and wed a femtako. That's my endgame anyway.

>>74321984
You could save a whole lot of time by just turning the stream off.

Ina misses when this WAS the gameplay loop

>>74322262
How did it change? I've alway been a monhun fan (never played any games).

she is so stupid today, probably didn't sleep

just came back from work, did she say if this was gonna be a short stream?

>>74322305
Once upon a time this kind of walking around the map to pick up shit was required.
Not going out to hunt a monster but going out with a bug net to catch bugs and thats what you are doing

>>74322423
"iceborne today" so at this rate it might be a 10 hours stream

>>74322423
We're definitely getting to Iceborne for real this time, so at the current rate we'll be here til August

>>74322423
such a sexy ina picture

>>74322463
She's not too far away right? only missing Teostra, Vaal hazak and Xenojiva rigth?

>>74322534
she is missing a platinum fish, that is 8 hours alone for someone like her

>>74322534
Yes, just like she was an hour ago at the start of the stream!

Man I love Bazel, just a big walking weakpoint

this >>74322618

>>74322430
Okay and how does it work now?

I don't know why Capcom advertised and promoted aerial so hard in all their material and then proceeded to make all aerial MVs shit as fuck; playing IG optimally is probably the most boring weapon in the game

>>74322728
You dont really need to do that stuff, you have a tree in your base that grows all the stuff you need between hunts. It makes the game much faster but it lost a certain ge ne se quoi.
Hunting prep used to be part of the gameplay loop but they more oe less made in automatic

>>74322879
Meanwhile I hate tedious boring shit like that so I open CE and gave myself 10k of every item

Great game Todd

Nice game Crapcom

second one that escapes my retard today

this is why I gave up on IG. It's such a ticklestick

>>74322954
A lot of people did not find it tedious or boring and enjoyed planning ahead and seeing their work pay off with a good hunt.
The series moved towards being more accessible and while I still do like Monster Hunter it has lost a lot of what made it unique

>>74323159
means it would be good as a status applier, poison or paralyze

I don't like how Capcom decided to paint this guy blue and call it Lunastra

>>74323250
So you think what makes Monhun unique is.. running around empty maps picking up shit, not hunting giant monsters?

>>74323511
At least they gave her a different moveset with world instead of literally just being blue teostra before.

>>74323528
Hunting is more than the killing part, being ready was important.
So yes I do think the hunting was an important part of monster hunter

The IG chores are what got me to drop the weapon. Also wtf that scream was so freaking cute

All things considered, Ina is pretty good at the game

the only reason I hunter this loser back in the day was because of the Dante set

>>74323922
The bug in Rise that drops powder that refreshes your buffs is honestly a game changer. I doubt I'll have any interest in Wilds IG if that doesn't make it in.

>Ina doesn't like Vaal
No... he's one of my favorites

INA PLEASE HUNT A BEHEMOTH WITH ME

>>74324743
I played DB this time through so I hated Kush because I just couldn't fucking hit it, Vaal was great after that bullshit

>>74324743
Vaal's cool, but effluvial buildup is an annoying mechanic.

Vall is cool but white vaal is trash

>>74321802
Bad news, Ina posts here and will see you confession.

>>74325090
wow, racist

>2 hours
>1 monster
for sure we getting to Iceborne today right..?

>>74325415
Blame Capcom for the track-gathering bullshit.

>>74325415
this is what she has left in base world

>>74325495
It's just Vaal and Xeno before IB

Im pretty sure that Girros was a gold crown

>>74325495
It lets you skip the last two hunts and go straight to Iceborne.

Finally I get the goddamn respect I deserve

This dope

I didn't know you could cut his tail

Effluvia is the worst mechanic in world apart from alatreon elemental break

>>74327200
just don't get hit dummy

>>74324000
Not really but if you're only using other Hololive members as the benchmark then yeah she's much better than most members, aside from Luna. She still doesn't clutch claw (not even just to reset the clagger duration) and does too much aerial.

That was very cute.

Iceborne now?

>>74327439
Xeno first

>>74327200
>I'm bad at the game
It's okay anon

>>74327516
whatever you say ika

i want to be inas poogie

We Iceborne?
I thought she had to kill 3 beasts, what was the third one?

>>74328000
Kush was last stream, this is the last fight

>>74328000
this is the third one

Takodach

obviously this isn't until much later but I think safi'jiva's arena nuke where the game does silent except for a heartbeat until the nuke goes off was the coolest shit when i first fought it

>>74328423
agreed
I still wonder if it's possible to dodge it with the FF14 jump emote

Who the fuck is this Takodach and why am I so jealous of him.

>>74328423
endlessly cooler and better than fatalis nuking you from the other side of the map every other attack

Some great ina noises this fight

>>74328423
yeah that shit was nuts

>>74328592
No

My greedy Ina...

>>74328423
Iceborne is full of great moments like that Kulve taroth melting the arena or the Shara Ishvalda reveal come to mind. Just so fucking sick.

>>74328762
I thought his nova in world was pretty cool. I think it's hard to make "dragon breaths fire" seem intimating but the raw power of it punching through a foot of steel and covering the entire arena was cool. Previous iterations were just big lumbering jackasses but you could really get an idea for what a threat they were always meant to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhGzRcfmK0I

actually fantastic Ina noises this stream

I saw Ina's butt

>>74329403
oh not it's definitely cool, it's just annoying how often it puts you out of the fight to go hide

call me pard one more time you whore I swear

Yay, Ina killed a baby!

I'd fuck the handler if she kept that helm on

>>74329629
Yeah, ours :(

WHO THE FUCK IS TAKODACH

Ina's pheromones

"it's a beatiful world... this Monster Hunter: World of ours..."

What happened is the game over had to go eat

>【MONSTER HUNTER WORLD】 Wiggler Is ICE YORI ICY
I don't get it

>>74330110
Base game ovah.
Onto iceland very soon after some farting around

ina...

I couldn't set a song I like as an alarm, I'd just start hating it

Ina should try Into Free as her alarm

>>74330575
Yeah as kino as something as Proof of a Hero is, I can't imagine waking up to it everyday would endear me to it

BEHEMOTHBROS?!??!

Extreme Behemoth can go suck a dick pretty fun fight tho

playing as Geralt was boring as fuck, change my mind

>>74330984
Nah, it sucked balls. I only did that quest to get the attack deco

>>74330984
You are right it was awful

What the hell is this? This isn't part of Iceborne.

>>74323922
Same

Since the beginning such a great expansion.

The best part of Iceborne is having the Serious Handler

>>74331628
if only they didn't add the clutch claw shit it would have been perfect...

I’m going to be honest, I don’t play Monster Hunter so I’ve had no idea as to what’s been going on during these entire playthroughs. It’s my Ina though so I’ll support her no matter what.

>>74331803
You hunt monsters, it's not exactly a difficult concept

>>74331719
>doesn't stay forever
actual tragedy

>>74331743
They got mad about Toukiden 2 and said "We can do that too!". Then they failed to do that too and then did do it in Rise

>>74331803
>what do you do in monster hunter

>>74331926
You spend an hour fishing first

Ina’s mention poo poo a lot. I think she wants to shit in my chest

the cunny handler in rise is the best

>>74332394
In?

>>74332399
Aside from visuals Rise is just better

>>74332479
Yes

>>74332598
The combat feels weightless in Rise, that's my only complaint but it's a big one

>>74332479
Takodrome

>didn't tenderize
this is going to take a while...

I took a nap listening to Ina being a dope in MH. Phone died, woke up, charged phone, ordered Tako Bell, and Ina is still a dope in MH. Life good.

>>74333187
If Ina ever stops being a dope the world will end

Seeing takodach run in the snow is very cute

now I remember this monster and the next one suck ass

>>74333422
you have to tenderize or it takes forever
they're damage sponges

>>74333364
T-thanks

>>74332856
Sound design is ass too. Listen to Charge Blade blocks in World vs Rise, that's just one example of some mindless sound changes they made.

>>74333484
It doesn't help that when she gets an opening, instead of doing damage, she goes straight into the air which is the lowest dps for Insect Glaive, and not by a small amount. She also uses the wrong combo when she does do grounded combos but that's a small nitpick compared to her doing helicopter shit when she gets topples.

>She cut off its sac

>>74333745
Big finish move for IG on the ground does most of its damage, no?

>>74333827
Yeah, tornado slash, which she doesn't use.

>>74322879
>ge ne se quoi
How did you manage to spell "quoi" correctly of all things when you fucked up everything else in that sentence. I'm genuinely impressed.

>>74334170
Bone apple tea, anon. Walla!

imagine encountering this at night

legend has it she's still eating

I'm actually excited for the Shiori collab. She's the complete opposite of Ina so it has the potential to either be a great collab or an impressive failure.

owahsumi

>>74334836
>Shiori makes a double entendre
>It flies right over Ina's flaps

>>74334836
Impressive failure is very likely, at least Ina knows it won't be for everyone

my biggest fear is a world without Ina

>>74334836
She's a real weirdo but Ina's got some experience with weird girls, should be fun

they're here again

Ina today was extremely cute, I'm glad she finally reached Iceborne too
Next monhun collab will have less fumbling around now, right?

>>74335402
As long as they can find a common thing to get nerdy about they should be fine (and cute).

>>74335473
Kinda yeah but its gotta be more grinding now for the sets/weapons. I Think she will start playing with takos tho.

>Staying late at the office
>Most people on earphones
>No one knows I'm listening to Ina.png
>Anon? what are you listening to?
>My oshhhh-*cough* m-my online course...
I must have had a grin in my face or something. You put my life at danger, Ina

>Shiori microwaves water
I think it's all going to work out with Ina

>>74337588
what if she was here during that thread

>>74336611
Just say that you are listening to a podcast and if they ask just say it's about sports or something they won't be interested
when i have to listen to Ina on public i try to keep a straight face because i noticed i smile when i listen her voice...

I want to thank Ina for introducing me to TKG

behemothbros...I think it's over for us...

>shiori collab
>not even on ina's channel
criminal, I hope they don't waste too much time at least

>>74343924
I don't get the seething about the collab, at least wait before the collab happens. The only bad thing is that its at TT+5 and that i wont be able to see my Ina live.

It's been a month since the Hololive America headquarters debut and there's still no Ina x TakoBull collab

>>74345546
shiori is a twitch thot

truth hurts the jannies I guess, if only they were so trigger happy to delete Ina antis

>>74345546
From what I've seen, she hasn't collabed with homos and it makes sisters seethe for some reason

>>74349615
Sisters love her, she's basically a niji

>>74350045
Nah, they hate her. Like even raiding her threads, probably moreso since their site is down. But this is getting too offtopic so I'll leave it at that

>>74350489
Like our thread keeps getting soft-raided ever since the collab was announced?

Owahsumi

thinking about Ina

>>74350627
Eh, maybe. Wouldn't surprise me desu

I hope Ina's eating...

>>74355673
That's awesome

>>74355673
Ok armor is from Namielle whats the IG from Alatreon if I had to guess.

>>74355673
Ina tako or Ina kani?
https://twitter.com/Toast_bun2/status/1783004827574051035

>>74356390
カニ ToT

I'm going to grail my Bunyan in Ina's honor

>>74350045
This

>>74346043
>TakoBull
Yeah, me for my Ina.

Did Ina drop an F bomb last stream?

>>74362844
not that i remember

>>74362844
Her dopey ass voice makes it sound like she’s dropping naughty words constantly so it was probably nothing. That being said the only time I remember her legitimately swearing was when she said “shit” during a half life stream, and also when she confirmed that she does indeed have a giant ass.

My Ina, the cutest girl in Laniakea

weh

>>74367220
nice

Inomae

>have to work early tomorrow
guess its vod for me

https://youtu.be/nFm3B-nurb8
Frame is up
Surely Ina wouldn't eat moldy bread... right?

>>74374699
>500k subs
huh?

>>74374699
>4AM
Fucking hell, they usually both stream at EU hours, why...

In

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Ina'a, Ina'a, Ina'a ftaghn

do you all just start having a stroke when Ina isn't streaming?

>>74379381
We share one brain cell, and it's Ina's

Ina'a syha'h

Ore no... Ina. Ina. Ore no Ina. Ina.

>>74367220
topless > fully naked

finally finished this. Not the greatest, just glad its done with since I had 0 inspiration for the colour scheme

>>74382033
Next project is to paint this as ina, hopefully done before her birthday

>>74382033
>>74382088
Cool stuffs

>>74382033
>>74382088
looks nice, good luck on your project

>>74382033
michaelis my beloved.

>>74382088
>>74382033
Really cool, and I bet the Ina version is gonna be really cute too. Make sure to post it on the hashtag, so she sees it

>>74382033
>>74382088
neat

>>74390138
>>74390138