/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-ZeXcxLQn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-ZeXcxLQn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-ZeXcxLQn0

Extremely late night thoughts about my beautiful, sleepy spidermom; tucked into her warm belly, the grumbles and growls rumbling me on one side while she scritches me on the other, cuddled in safe while she meows and snores, I love her so much...

hope the bread is good

>>74284435
You did good for a first time baker.

>>74284435
It's a good bread anon very tasty

>>74284289
Professional gambler and smoker Jerry Hoshumi took 23 minutes to beat that game

>>74284556
>>74284564
i usually bake other places but they have static OPs so i wanted to make sure the one i did here was good

MioLove!

>Jelly has more empathy for this thing than her chat does
How the turn tables

Head full of thoughts of Mio.
Can't wait to see her in the morning.
Watched a guy OD at work during 3rd shift.
Need to cleanse palette with my beautiful virtual wife.

>>74286731
hang in there bro. they call it a graveyard shift for a reason. my sleep schedules still fucked from it

>>74286731
Here a Mio laugh to help you get through your shift

https://files.catbox.moe/jhs7cu.mp4

wose...

>>74285741
Jerry's mind is an enigma

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

Shimada's in a Tekken tournament this week

Dunno if it was in last thread but I saw Mio pudge art
https://twitter.com/D3_Misril/status/1781971636847259689

>>74288808
rero rero

Still no waiting room...

>>74288808
great artist

Where are my daughters?

>>74289289
They are! I only wish they put a but more meat on my spider-mom

>>74289217
She hates us...

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

I am thinking there is gonna be no stream

>no waiting room
>no tweets
Mio...

And here we go again with another week of NON STOP MIO MENHERA

>>74291094
There was a stopping point before?

>>74291094
She's probably just oversleeping cos she's sick, chill out a bit

I miss my boyfriend.

>>74291094
>>74291033
Guys she's just slithering over to get an egg.
And wiping up her thighs

>>74291094
Always a storm in a beer mug with you pals huh

Wait, how many of ours are about to be forced to move out now?

>>74291467
?????

Waiting room up, 90 minute delay she's very horny today

>>74291467
Just Dizzy and Shimada as far as I know

>>74291499
The shimada poster made me remember that her and dizzy are in similar situations. And Lisa/Mio are planning on moving again iirc

>>74291501
I left a big mess

>>74291559
>And Lisa/Mio are planning on moving again iirc
I know Lisa's been planning it for a while and looking at places with the girlies but this is the first I've heard about Mio moving out again

>>74291603
The whole situation with her dad is a blur so some wires could be crossing there. I've been awake for 15 hours now

>>74291559
Mio isn't moving out as long as her mom is alive

>>74291686
Papalesta is doing his best to achieve that result

>>74291662
>>74291734
Are you from the catalog or /pcg/?

>>74291760
I legitimately had a shower thought seeing shimada, my guy. What tourist would know this?

>>74291760
Hey don't put this evil on us.

Midsemi Midlock

Midori Midlesta

>>74291997
t-tell me more about this lesbear
I like her fit

>>74287655
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spider; wrapped up in soft silk blankets, her plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>74291382

>[Sheepy news]
Possible radio sheepy today? Holy scallop!
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1782758072878010857

>>74293668
would

>>74295069
>Possible
More than possible, we are going live RIGHT NOW
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

mio hate

>i won't be around much in chat, gonna be working out o7

Imagining Lisa working out her skinny little body while this absolute noise blasts in the background

>>74295449
Imagining a world where Lisa and Chai both enjoy daily morning ayygs as they get /fit/ and pretty

Beerpal hater is here https://youtu.be/WAD2iK6HkEc

god I fucking love Mio so fucking much
she's the only reason I haven't killed myself yet

>>74295701
/fit/ vs /ag/, the showdown that will divide /tsunX/ i've learned to appreciate some muscles but I can't shy away from softness

>>74295830
Honestly would've offed myself in my dorm room if I hadn't found her when I did.

>>74295830
unfortunately she hates her fans

>>74295701
>Lisa was forced to start working out because Chai is becoming too buff from constant aygg consumption and starting to pose a threat to her authority

>>74295939
She loves me though.
She said so

>>74295939
No, she loves most of them she just hates me specifically because I fucked up.

>>74295991
She said she hates you while drunk with her filters off

Time to be productive so my wife can be proud of me

>>74296000
She also hates me but won't tell me why

>>74295939
She only hates non US fans, everything is for them

Reminder

[Non-news]
Mio is hungry

>>74296192
she likes the euro schizo and the euro paypig

[Good news]
Mio is eating

DIET HATE

DIET LOVE
She is too fat she needs to be Tonya level

>I really want noodles, I want carbs, I want ramen
Do it.

>>74296286
But she only makes changes for US because god forbid they get inconvenienced

>>74296412
She ignores me? I think you're just retarded

Mio needs some vitamin D

>>74296412
She also makes changes for our two flipnigs because god forbid they send mean messages to her, her actual fans be damned

>>74296465
this, but unironically

I think all Beerpals should be slaughtered and turned into meat products for Mio to eat

>>74296475
What changes for flipnigs?

>>74296562
Everything she did or stopped doing for the past years because "I'll get harassed over it"

[Sad news]
Mio has cancer and HIV

I honestly feel like the Beerpal menhera is more performative and satirical than earnest at this point.

>>74296800
Just like Mio's pity baiting menhera

Slightly irritable and sassy Mio my beloved

it's hot when Mio calls beerpals gay

>>74296800
I genuinely get pretty sad when my stuff is ignored but I never post about it lmao. I know there are always going to be others so I just think what's the point?

>I like most of you, and the minority that I despise don't even talk in chat, they're usually random people.
>Usually most members behave. Usually.

>>74297238
>>I like most of you
Except me, whom she hates

>>74297294
You don't talk in chat and you're not even a member so that's true

>Menhera Beerpals are a little too real and I don't know how to deal with it
>Somebody spamming my inbox every day and asking for reassurance that they're not annoying me annoys me more than whatever they think they did
Beerpals need to chill

>>74297238
well you don't think she likes people like blossom and that Elira guy despite them being members, right?

SHUT DOWN BOTH TELLOMYN AND CC

>Are you just giving me back everything that I refunded for you?
Based
GET MONEY STUPID WHORE

>>74297492
watch streams

>>74297409
They literally talked about writing stuff like 2k words long everytime she remotely has issues it's insane.

>Menherapals are one bad day away from turning into the worst antis ever

>>74297644
We've been one bad day from someone showing up on her doorstep with a gun for a while now.

What's the deal with Koreans?

>>74297743
Just put it in your mouth instead. You won't be missed.

>They'll send me the most anti comment ever and then the next message will be "Sorry, was it wrong for me to say that?"
>And I'll just be sitting there like "You need help."

she doesn't even have that many KR beerpals

Mogus, crush his skull. Thank you.

>>74297590
I do watch streams
CC and Tellomyn cause her terrible mental damage and stress on a daily basis
Shut it down Mio

Honestly, it's the price for doing GFE, you get way more donos than the average vtuber but you get these types of crazy people

>>74297754
The crippling pressure Korean society puts on everyone from the moment they enter school probably has a lot to do with it. The standards for everything are unrealistic, but they are expected to meet them.

>>74297754
Imagine the hyper Individualist socioathy of Silicon Valley with the repressive collectivism of Japan and you got Korea.
It's the worst aspects of oriental and occidental societies and there's no such thing as an attainable win state and never was. A nip wins for being very good at something. An American wins by attaining financial independence.
A Korean wins... By getting back at everyone that's ever wronged him.
It's a fundamentally ill culture and every Korean no matter how successful considers themselves not enough.

So all you have to do is pretend you're going to kill yourself to make Mio never do anything to anger you?

Imagine being the beerpal who suicide baits on multiple accounts. Just go through with it bro what are you scared of?

>Just be normal

>>74298117
>A Korean wins... By getting back at everyone that's ever wronged him.
An entire nation of Seto Kaiba's...

>>74298004
There's a reason there's such a taboo against parasocialism. It's destructive and dangerous as hell.

>just take care of yourself
says the bitch who slapped herself just a few days ago

>>messaging viewers who leave
Won't dm me to tell me she loves me. Why live?

Mio, this story just talks more to you than them....

>>74298359
leave her so she'll dm you

>>74298431
I left and she never dmed me

No idea who she's talking about

I mostly watch big corpos, so the idea of a chuba DMing you to ask why she hasn't seen your comments on her VOD in a while is crazy to me

>>74298258
Almost like she wants us to not be like that as well

>>74298483
Tenth

>>74298533
Oh my God I forgot about him.
But I remember hearing that name a lot in the earlier days

This whole talk makes me wonder if my former oshi feels this way, I used to be just as active with her as I am with Mio, but one day I suddenly disappeared from her channel because I started watching Mio

>>74297402
>You don't talk in chat
Not anymore because she hates me
>you're not even a member
I've been a member for over a year

Mio finally gave me a kiss after three years of lurking, later virgins

>asking for Mio's number
Should have gotten it from the seal drawing stream

>>74298692
I hope this happened because the person I did it to deserves the pain

Rest up sheepy o7

>>74298728
I know who you are

>>74298977
>:Rocky theme intensifies:

[Non-news]
Mio is talking about food

>>74298878
who was the whore?

>>74299099
what was the sauce she was talking about. i don't know how to spell it

>40 minutes to eat an orange
I can fix her...

>>74299215
Yangnyeom

>>74299182
amanogawa shiina aka dumpling whore she is still the same as then

>That butt at the bottom right of the first ref
>That tummy at the bottom right of the second ref
unf

[Mio news]
New model debut will probably happen in early June

I wish I wasn't poor

>>74299644
I wish i lived in NA, always the short straw

>Quote unquote Beerpals
Even Mio's catching onto the "Beerpals"

I serve Mio signed tellonyms teling her how much I love her.

>more self dox

>#voice
>"out of breath"
>"tell me you l"
>"the lingerie is"

Mio is South Parking herself right now

>>74299967
>unreads in #depresso
>unreads in #cuts
>unreads in #vents

>I will eat your regional manager
god that's hot

Sex with Mio plushie

The things i'll do to the Mio plushie when i hand my hand on it

>>74300245
Is Mio working with the same company that did the Ami and Jelly plushies or is it a different one?

>Looking forward to doing guildmaster LARPing again when she gets her new model
Mio cute

[Mio news]
She doesn't want you to cum in her food

>>74300552
Lies and blasphemy

>>74300552
That's it I'm dropping her

>>74300587
>>74300609
She only wants it as a beverage

>>74299967
It's also her PL discord account

So yammy!

Mio please stuff me into your mouth

Mio would be a bit cuter if she just put on a but more weight

Mio would be much cuter if she lost more weight, I was disappointed when I saw those photos on twitter

Good morning, I hope you had a peaceful night and wish you a good time today. I love my fluffy, charming spidermama and having my insides turned to mush as she ferociously slams her fists into my tummy. I'm Ami's punching bag

Tomo stre- ah fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfmENx_rgo8

>>74300785
We need to get her back on the Chinese magic medicine

>>74299967
Why does this make me sad

Now that Wose finally collabed with Ange in 3D, she's finally free to wander this Earth...

>>74301209
Because it looks like she's talking to a boyfriend

>>74301209
Did you even hear what the context was? It's just Mio messaging herself talking points to discuss on stream.

>I want food so bad right now, I want really unhealthy food and a beer. I want chicken.
EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT

>>74301255
It's me, her boyfriend. I live in her head, rent free, literally.

>>74301293
Yeah I know, the comment is more of a self reflection on how pathetic I am and I didn't expect an answer. I wish I got more attention from her without having to be a sperg.

>>74301390
no, she has to diet until she's a stick

>I hope when you try to diet, you fail!

>>74301452
She HATES me!

>>74301390
I miss when she'd eat yummy food on stream with the handcam and make cute happy noises, I wish we could have that again

>>74301255
I will assume that's the case until proven otherwise. Why would those messages be in a #voice channel if there's only Mio there?

>Me hungry! Me want food!

Feeding Mio an entire horse!

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>74302218
>Maria culo

Mio accidentally showed her room

>>74302787
That's my room stop doxxing me

>>74302787
Still hate what they've done with Randy. The weed thing arc was so fucking boring and long, made me drop the show.

She's really getting into this Seinfeld hypothetical

Lisa makes my heart feel...things...

Mio LOVE

>>74303375
</3

I miss Mio already :(

>>74301240
I do wonder what's next for her after this hiatus is done

>>74303796
the only murmurs I hear from the nijis is the fact that the biggest talents are preparing to get on the bilibili arc, with her going on hiatus as it's happening I imagine she's not going on board....

>>74304855
I can still see Rosemi being on for a bit longer depending on her contract, but I'll still follow her wherever she goes.

>>74304855
>>74305686
Isn't Rosemi getting an outfit in Tekken or something? I doubt she'd leave before that

>>74306031
apparently, but management is retarded, if they did it to pomu I can see them doing the same to the wose

Mio please stop making me horny at work I can't jack off during a meeting

WHY

>>74306131
What's stopping you?

>>74306131
coward

>>74306291
WHY WOULD DIZZY DO THIS

>>74306422
>>74306445
If I lose my job I can't send Mio half of my salary

>>74306031
I'm not sure how that would pan out due to the legal logistics, like getting Anycolor to sign off on it, getting EN management to work things out with Bamco, maybe getting Rosemi's mama to agree on it depending on whether she owns the rights to any costumes, ect.

>>74306291
You've got to be shitting me

Morning walks in the warm sun with beautiful spidermom...

Mio owes me sex

>>74306291
>Power: Out
>Lettuce: Stolen
Straight up not having a good time
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1782826273070313884

>>74307199
I wrote this.
She also owes me a photo of her butthole

Mio owes me an anal sex skeb

It's 3AM
Mio has a stream in 6 hours
And she is still talking about her porn on twitter and tellomyn

>>74307900
Based

She clearly thinks i am a menherapal....i fucked up

Mio takes porn more seriously than even R18 creators
Is it because unlike R18 creators she's a femcel?

>>74307900
Wouldn't have it any other way

>>74308000
She publicly called me a menherapal and started ignoring me... it's over for us bro

Stop being schizo in her tellomyn and it will fix on it's own

>>74308051
If she publicly called you out correct yourself and be happy. She could have just ignore you and said nothing.

>>74307776
soul... pure soul

>>74308118
I don't even send her tellonyms anymore

>>74308168
good.
Just be nice on stream and twitter, she will stop being scared of you

>>74308118
I literally don't use tellonyms it's so annoying with bot spam.

hmmmm should i draw a one page of muyu dying from zumba or dizzy getting isekai'd ?

>>74308735
Hard choice but I have to go with Zoomba Muyu

>>74308735
As much as I'd like to see an artist's rendition of Dizzy getting hit by a truck I'm gonna have to go with Muyu zumba this time

>POWER IS BACK ON YAYAYAY
We're so back

>>74309132
>>74309491
ok i got you. i draw dizzy after

>>74302349
Needs an actual Maria version with all of the fallen black company logos being crushed between her cheeks

Choose wisely, Kindlings

>>74310361
Is ember going to be the gf? Do I need to cheat?

Ami is live and playing Journey To Silius!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01dkMDWvJ5I

>Ami Journey to Sillus
https://youtu.be/01dkMDWvJ5I
>Ember Death Must Die
https://youtu.be/p3daaCFFC3s

>>74310817
no. You're the one turning into a chubby Hot Topic slut

>>74310817
>Is ember going to be the gf?
I don't see a "Big GF" option on there

Dizzy is breaking

I LOVE TWINTAILS

Pixel Ami my beloved onahole

SEXXXXXXXX SEX WITH TINY PIXELMIYA ROUGH ANGRY LOVING SEX WITH PIXELMIYA, THROW HER AROUND AND CATCH HER AND FUCK HER BEFORE SHE HITS THE GROUND AAAAAAAAAAA

Sex has entered the building

>>74311294
plushie ami is going to get jealous

>>74310361
>"No fire GF option?"
>That is not a girlfriend, that is a mother
What did she mean by this?

If I start ritual posting "Mio meltdown status?" every day do you think that would have a chance of making her reassess her life after realizing that her ritual posters are just taking it for granted that she's having daily meltdowns or will it just make her have a meltdown? I am also asking because I genuinely want daily updates on her latest meltdown but I also genuinely don't want to cause her harm.

>Ember's been thinking about waking up early (6am-7am) to do morning Twitch streams
She could save us from dead hours...

[Sad news]
Ami bathed

>>74311554
>Returns to 4AM guerilla streams
Just like the old days

>Both of Ember's cousins wanted to be referred to as Tiffany on-stream

>>74298493
Thanks, you just gave me a new fear about the vtuber I've been clipping for lately. I can't do this forever, this shit takes ages, and I don't think I'll have it in me to keep posting once I have an actual job to occupy me.

>Ember doing squats in front of you
>Shows off her whole asscrack every time she bends down
>Turns her head around and winks at you

>With how deep dryers and washers can go, it's probably more common than you think to get stuck in one

>>74311053
Shimadacore tweet

>>74311527
>I also genuinely don't want to cause her harm
>wants to do something that will obviously cause harm.
I hate all of you I just want her to notice me and love me yet retards like you will always be her main focus. I want to order rope on Amazon.

>Ember was struggling to open a jar of pickles today
>Eventually did it all by herself
OVERWHELMING PRIDE IN EMBER AMANE

only 5 more hours until i can see my gf who loves me again :>

>>74311352
Could Pixel Ami defeat Plushie Ami in a fist fight?

>Did they show more Gaydes 2 gameplay?
Very appropriate Freudian slip there Ember

>>74284228
>This card is unaffected by the effects of "Virus" cards

>>74310817
If somebody drew Ember as the goth gf I'd cum buckets

This music is so good

Ami making me smell her coffee breath...

>Did you know that oysters are aphrodisiacs? That's a myth, but I like to tell people that because...
Eber...

>>74312544
this is Sleepy's plushie right?

>>74306534
The mama has no power here. When she handed the finished draft to ANYCOLOR, Rosemi Lovelock became an IP belonging to ANYCOLOR. This includes character rights. I don’t think the Tekken thing will go through especially now with Harada under fire for the game’s micro transactions.

>>74313204
It is indeed

>I'm addicted to the LARP

Mio smell status?

Would you still love Ember if she was a posh British brat?

this is why Ember keeps bringing up oysters
https://youtu.be/mOuaeAULjnk

>>74312873
Good looking game too

>>74313555
That's about Ember's level of flirting ability too

Auntie... Was the hiatus really that bad?

>[Ami news]
She's based

>>74314095
She's losing it bestie

>>74313464
Citrus
And my cum

Throat goat...

Ember can't even afford a loaf of bread with her single doubloon...

>>74314799

>>74315239
MISS

>>74314633
I want these two to collab already, I need Clara to bring out Ember's inner freak

Ami's aygg sac...

I wish I was Ember's dentist

How often do you think Ami swears off-stream?

How far into the game is Ami right now?

>>74316138
With how casual it sounds when she slips I'd guess a decent bit more than she'd like us to think
Dunno why she holds herself back as much as she does but I don't really harp on it since I assume she has her reasons

>Maybe once a year I put something weird in my mouth

It has been zero streams since Ember brought up shitting

only 3.5 hours before i can see my gf who loves me again :>>

[Ember news]
She is going to make an AI bot of herself and probably do depraved things with it

Eber...

My mom's sensitive molting belly needs rubs and pats...

I will save Ami from menopause

Is Ember ogey?

>>74318092
She might be molting if her and Ami are still synced up through here

Ember says she needs a beach episode and by god do I agree

She wants to fuck Lia.

My god, Ember, you're grossly overthinking this shit..

I want to hug Ember...

GBN...

>>74318755
Happier times.

My girl deserves happiness

>>74319342
Does she though?

That is actually what Ember want's from chat, uwu.

>>74319626
Yes

This game giving you 1 continue for all the levels is kind of bullshit for how hard it is

https://www.twitch.tv/tsukimibdohrnii
Tsukimi with brand new mecha action game, Megaton Musashi W.

I'd pour hot wax on Ember.

Why is the thread so slow? Did everyone her get banned?

>>74320058
That's how you make them last longer. In this game's case, perhaps it went a little too far. Decades too far. Ami did well getting past the second level once.

>>74320569
I'm not home right now, rare Tuesday obligations

Ami is urinating right now

>>74320569
I'm just kind of sad and really tired today so I don't want to post about my wife. Just watching vods

>>74320743
Sorry you're having a rough day anon. I hope things improve for you.

>>74320058
There's a debug menu where you can set the continues to 9.

>>74320569
Weather was shit so I couldn't do any cardio which means I'm just zoning out instead of in posting mood

kazoo trust levels?

>>74320144
Dang that's her AC emblem? it goes hard!

>>74321408
10%

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

UUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EBER

I missed a bit of the stream at the end, what was Ember sadgirling about?

>>74321408
It's bedtime either way%

Dizzy Fractured but Whole finale (real)
https://youtu.be/XISMBtP10ps

I like chuuni Dizzy

I'd break Ember's hips.

So does Mio not care if beerpals know about her PL account anymore, since she left the discord leak up?

>>74322351
Not her pl you subhuman monkey it's just her discord has a profile set up for her server. Any other server she is in sees what you could see.

>>74322351
This is like the fourth time she's leaked it. She's either actually retarded or doing it on purpose.

>>74322470
Retard, look at the account name on the bottom left

>>74320630
>Got past the second level again
Truly a gamer spidor

>>74322494
The notion links she shares are from her PL account

>Dizzy Dokuro always gets what she wants!
And other lies you can tell yourself!

New thread
>>74322768
>>74322768
>>74322768

Stream tonight for real!

>>74301293
It’s also just overall note for self, the #’s are 3D outfit poll options/winners

>>74322513
Oh well not like it matters Im not important enough to even risk dming it.

Mio Love!