/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Today I'm gonna think all about my beautiful spidermom and how much I love her

I miss my boyfriend.

Shima status?

Are we freezing Kazu or is Kazu free to take?

>>74224560
Christmas stream soon (lie)

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

So is Mio streaming this week or not?

My spidermom is simply too cute

>>74225823
Yes, she changed her mind about taking the week off after about an hour

>>74225077
If you are Juna, you’re probably taking his butthole right now.

>>74226298
I will save my nigga Kazu by taking Juna's butthole

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1782396405719417164

>>74228003

>>74222579
guerilla membership stream?

Midsemi Midlock

Good morning, I hope you slept well and have a great start to your week. I love my fluffy, huggable spidermomma and the delightful sensations of her knuckles pressing down on my belly with extreme momentum. I'm Ami's punching bag

I love Miori Celesta

New MS paint cuteness

I thought those were ice cubes when I saw the thumbnail

>>74231459
Ah, so that's where Asta's balls went

>>74231660
Asta had a hard life...

Today is the day that Ember's internet will finally cooperate and she will have a normal, uninterrupted stream!

>>74226298
I'll take one for the team and let Juna molest me instead.

>>74232372
lol

today, a study of spider

>>74233270
>>74233270
Holy SEX those look great anon

Mio will be going to offkai in person with Yuuna and Tonya

>>74233270
Thank you for the blessed work anon
That bucko sniffing their mom's ass, me btw

wose...

>>74233499
lol lmao even, nope

>>74233499
only if she hates me

I just noticed Mio posted her schedule
was it just now?

>>74233270
UOOOOOGH

>>74217278
It still worked, because Mio will always ignore what everyone who cares about her thinks to bite the SEAnig bait

>>74234563
>gunpla

I think Lisa should eat more

>>74233499
when did this get leaked?
t. offkai staff

>>74233499
Remember when Mio could do something as simple as attending a convention in person with her friends, without antis and "Beerpals" unsubtly trying to guilt trip her out of going or trying to spread misinformation about it? I remember.
https://twitter.com/mioricelesta/status/1543041901154091008

>>74235674
Calorie charged sheepy!

>>74236326
>pre GFE Mio
worst Mio

>>74236326
Looking back at how good things were back then just makes me feel even more sad about how badly everything went downhill

>>74238539
>how good things were
She said back then she was suffering even more, she was just hiding it, nowadays it just seems worse because she shares everything

>>74233270
The fat fuck bucko? I wish that was me

>>74236634
To think this is like a feast to her...

Alias is premiering her latest ASMR video (again)
https://youtu.be/I9h6_K5_Ueg

>>74241066
>tfw my headphones broke about an hour before this
Pain, suffering even

>This ASMR

The fuck is happening in this ASMR?

>>74242381
A woman is being nice to you

Mio I love you please see that

>>74242522
rare!

>>74241066
I love my ghost girlfriend

I love Mio

>15 minute delay

>15 minute delay
Ami is masturbating right now

>>74233270
Drawfriend drew my spider-mom!
She looks so cute too!

Dizzy schedule. Is anyone watching that phase wars thing? It looks lame, I don't know if Eber and Dizzy can carry it

>>74244609
>>74244619
>>74244677
please under stand Mega Man Legends art style makes her horny

>>74244619
Yeah, to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIPcFvvBVNs
eber

Ember Slice & Dice (maybe)
https://youtu.be/YIPcFvvBVNs

>>74244609

EBER!

>>74233270
>>74244770
Also I appreciate how uncontainable you made her (s)ass look in the bottom drawing.

>>74244894
Finish that rocket and get Volnut off the moon already!

>I think finally the ISP is stable
>I mean, I said that last time and it died mid-stream, so...

>>74245098
Soft warm plump spinneret free to the sunshine and the breeze...

[Sad news]
Tiffany went home

>>74238997
I know she's said that quite a few times, and I don't doubt it was true maybe a year and a half ago or so, but at this point it just feels like she's lying to herself to cope when she says it and I don't really believe her anymore.

>My gym arc only lasted two weeks... womp womp
>I've been trying to go on walks, if that counts?

>They won't stop making food, they won't stop feeding me. I can't stop eating!
We're so back

Ami is live and playing more Elden Rolls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHIdOXZPEPo

Ami King's Field
https://youtu.be/eHIdOXZPEPo

Ember's soft plump cheeks...

>>74245645
>>74245653
LOOK AT HER

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>74245783
>>74245828
Look at those silkers

Ember will never recover from talking about how suckable her toes are in front of the dev

>>74245783
>>74245828
Authentic version

Why do people do this?

Is it just me or Ember has two ahoges today?

>>74245958
I saw them in Mio's chat as well

>>74246027
im pretty sure it's bot

>>74245958
Ideology on the level of religion.
It's mostly just them though. They show up in like every vtuber chat. Some thing they are a bot.

>>74245958
Ami doesn't mind

>Ember telling us her McDonalds order in excruciating detail
>Again
She wants you to commit this to memory Kindlings

MALE VOICE ON AMI STREAM

>>74245993
>Israel
Does she have a second version of her model behind herself?

>>74246196
Yeah, you can see the edge of a second shoulder on the right in that screenshot

EMBER IS A ___ ____!

>>74246192
AMIPAT AMICAT AMIPAT AMISNORT

>>74246192
Yeah, John Madden

Why can't I hug Ami?

>>74246067
Ami also never acknowledges it past saying hello like everyone so what's your point.
Well beside that time she didn't say hello and got a hate maro.

>>74246263
HEFTY HARLOT

>>74246356
She's missed a hello to me multiple times but I don't send maros over it because I'm normal

>>74246356
>>74246441
to clarify I don't think Rapture Queen sent the hate maro but it was almost certainly why it was sent.

>>74246337
Because she already got you bucko, RIP

PolygAmi!

>>74246263
GIGANTIC GAL

>>74246248
I wonder if she'll notice

>>74246263
MASSIVE MADAME

>>74245958
that bot says the same thing in dozens of channels

>Ember taking you on a tour of every fast food restaurant in Texas

Hi Yuuna!

>>74245958
This is a bot. It appears everywhere

t. Whore

[Ember news]
She reabsorbed her clone

>Ember actually likes Burger King

>>74244874
I'll probably watch it specifically for them

[Good news]
Ember is eating

man Ami was broke broke when young

>A dutch oven? Isn't that when you trap somebody under a blanket and then you... send them to hell?
>I would never!

>Ami has a learning disability
actually explains a lot

DEEP AMI PLANET LORE

Fluffy spider probably gives the best hugs in the world

>>74246441
I say hello then mute for a minute when she starts greetings so that if she doesn't greet me I can cope that I missed it.

>>74247443
She needs brushies!

I want to hold Ember's normal sized hands

Ember lives in the most American place in America

I made that model so long ago, i didn't expect Ami to ever actually get it rigged and use it. It's a good day

>>74247835
You did good anon, it's perfect for her

>>74234028
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

[Non-news]
Ami is hungry

>>74244874
I need all the Ember I can get this week after being deprived for so long

Ami's driving when she plays GTA is gonna be fun to watch

STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE DIZZLER

Friendly Ami reminder that strawberry shortcake is HEALTHY

>>74248427
Sticking out your cyatt for the fuzzler!

>I'm mulchpilled. I'm a loamsister.

Miori Celesta is a WHORE (my whore)

>The MRE will be my meal for the whole day
How much do you want to bet she eats something else later?

>I have digestion poblems

My heart jumps into my mouth every time Ember's stream buffers now

a

>>74249329

>>74249046
Me extending my time inside the digestive tract

Ami is urinating right now

Alias is here with PAM doing VA for Nikke
https://youtu.be/WKef92FDV-A

Shimada...
https://twitter.com/ShimadaTiger/status/1782229708119380006

>>74249046
We buckos get to fight and hug and kiss inside Ami as we digest slowly! Yay!

Would you name your dog Emburger?

>>74245958
why do you care

>>74249652
I want to hug her

>>74249652
Hopefully those people trying to take her home find their way into a snake pit and their weak selfish spirits will ensure they don't get out

>>74249547
>See Nikke
>See Alias
>Now thinking about Alias in Elegg's outfit
fuuaarrrk

SPONSOR MY MOM DENNY'S

eber my beloved gambling addict

Magic in Kings Fields is somehow more useful than in the rest of the Dark Souls series

>There are no rhombus Buckos
Thank god, fuck rhombuses

>>74250024

>>74250853
GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED

>>74251111
Jesus Christ! Someone kill it quick!

>WHAAAAAAAT!?
gottem

>>74251111
Jesus fucking christ

>And then a skeleton popped out

It should've been me getting crushed by Ember, not the dwagon...

>Ember almost went to her endscreen
Nearly had to UUUUUUU there

>>74251161
>>74251204
>empty
>clearly contains a skeleton
FROMbros...

>Zoomed in
>Middle of the screen
Yup, we're officially back

[Ember news]
She's a real girl now

>I know candle strats now
>I feel like I'm a real girl now
Candles are that intrinsic to womanhood?

>I was reading something recently and it had femboy tag on it, but there was no femboy
>Not that I was searching it out or anything

>>74251567
based

Ami is not a haggling hag

>>74251111
of all posts to get quads

>hayggle

Amanemama is getting slandered today

>"Why are you so cute?"
>I definitely didn't get it from my mama
Damn Ember

Analizing my spidermom!

HALLO
HALLO
HALLO

>Lisa, I'm divorcing you because you're a lowly fish market seller

>>74252365
She's so smug :3

>>74252365
size queen Ami... I'm sorry... it never grew that much...

REBECCAAAAAAA

God I missed this absolute goober

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

uuuUUU-w-WEEEEH..sniff.,,,UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

Ami looks like a bit of a bum today (a cute bum)

[Good News]
Ami doesn't Naruto run

Haggard cleaning ladies...

SLIGHTLY HAGGARD CLEANING LADY EROTIC

Tiny latina cleaning ladies stuck in the dryer, again, trying to get cloths out...

[Awful News]
Ami dosen't Naruto run

>Ami dressed up as the mom from Dexter's Laboratory
Bros......

>You guys wanna see me dressed up as the mom from Dexter's Laboratory? Is that really what you want?
I am imagining so hard right now

Tonya... Not like this...

>>74252871

>>74253091
She's so hungry she's trying to eat tape Yunna FEED HER

>Ami surprised that people tell her not to put something in her mouth

>What have I ever done offstream that was unwise?

orlag tweet https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1782517841927028736

>>74253091
It is literally impossible to tell whether Yuuna is talking about Tonya or Ringo/Ayame when she posts stuff like this

>>74252871

>"That won't hold up in the police report"
>Why not? They're not here.

>>74253678
I kind of get it from the other side, reading shit clearly meant for women is wack

>>74253577
Pixelmiya needs to come back.

Shimada is going to make it, the indomitable human spirit does not waver

I NEED Ami to play a racing game with the 3D model, I beat she leans left and right like crazy

>>74253990
GANBA SHISHOU

>>74254090
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>I don't have an Ouya! Why would I own an Ouya?
Ouyabros...

>Ember's stream is still live

I have crossed the streams

>>74254818
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am four eels
>Never meant to make your daughter cry, I am several fish and not a guy
This dork...

For all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these;
"It was a skeleton again."

Ami...

>>74255567
The angle looks like she's approaching the chatbox to beat it with a guitar

>>74255648
hot...

>>74255836
>>74255848
Now kiss!

I WANT TO PICK HER UP

>>74254818

>>74255897
Absolutely built for uppies

Noir Ami...

OwO

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Muyu...

I miss...

I...

>>74257327
Why'd you post a picture of fish food?

>>74257431
Alice... where is Alice...

>>74257431
I... I...
I thought you were a GEP gun.

You are now aware that it is Char's birthday today.

>>74257431
>water in a mug
I don't know what Jelly did to her but it was 100% justified

>>74257431
back in the box with you

>>74257932
I did not forget Char's birthday I forgot Char entirely

>>74248159
>>74244874
>3 days wasted because of an event they're not even participating in. SAKANA HATE, I WANT SOME REAL EBER STREAMS

>>74258306
Pretty sure they're going to be the commentators for the games.

>>74257932
Who?

>>74257932
I shall listen to her burp compilation to celebrate

Mio Love

Dizzy Backpack Battles
https://youtu.be/eyi8sxBK7sY

>>74260164
I still don't get the sponge thing

Dizzy's on the starbies

>Ton of supas and members
>"GUYS LET ME START THE FUCKING STREAM"
kek

>>74260664
>If you don't let me start stream I will find you and whip you with a wet towel so hard you'll think you're in one of my yaois

>>74260824
IT'S DIDDLIN' TIME

I'm Dizzy's little freak

Caretaker here!

>Got signed up for the unity cup in july, don't know which day
>Don't know the opponent yet either
I think one of the organizers might do a special rematch or something, I dunno

Cup starts 7/6, mark your calendars
I'll remind everyone the week of

>remember to submit or request any chants (soundbites) if you have any

Poor Dizzy wants to stream but chat won't stop throwing money at her

>Canada has communist healthcare

>>74261068
FUCK YEAH DIVEGRASS

>>74261068
The hero we needed, but didn't deserve

>I haven't had the chance to talk about my personal life aside from the trauma in a while

[Good news]
Dizzy has been having fun streaming recently

It's Goober!

>Here's the other side of the trauma story
Oh boy

>Dizzy third wheeling her engaged friend and her fiance while furniture shopping

>>74262351
>Fiance was a guy that another friend tried to set her up with in the past
>She blew it because she was too autistic about that one Final Fantasy character
Dizzy...
Dizzy.............
Dizzy.........................

God she's such an embarrassment, I need her

>cucks your oshi

>In conclusion, I may die alone

>>74262559
Unironically that's how you know she's marriage material

Goobert's really letting the team down

Jerry!

Dizzy has been attempting to tell this story for the better part of an hour now

>>74263376
>All this just to tell us about some frying pans she bought
GFE

rrat:

>>74263882

Dizzy is luckmaxxing today

>>74253823
The only female-oriented media I've ever read is reincarnation webtoons, and they're as trash as weeb isekai for males. Probably not a good example though lol

Ami is so fashionable
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1782555337062490591

Dizzy my goddess

>I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, auntie. No offense. Respect your elders and all that.

>I AM DIZZY DOKURO, SLAYER OF DRAGONS AND BUSSYYYYYYYYYY

It's Dokurover...

How does Dizzy do it? She always ends when something funny happens, it's hilarious

>Fails the run
>Immediately ends the stream

>>74265605
Suffering makes you funnier

>>74235674

>>74266625
no... my feeder Lisa brainrot is going to strike again...!

>>74266690
She's so beautiful, I just want to hold her her and squeeze her...

Women can be slender and still be soft

I miss Mio...

>>74270512
she not miss you

It's so nice of Mio to not overlap with Mono's ASMR this week, she loves me!

I have a overwhelming urge to hug mio And i also want to do other stuff to her as well

>streaming again at her local 8am this weekend
Mio stop it, everytime you schedule at that time you either delay or force yourself when you "don't oversleep".
Schedule for 60/90 minutes later as it is just better

>>74278350
Then EST cries

I want to shove my cock into Mio's butthole

mio hate

>>74280157(me)
love*

>>74280226(me)
but she hates me and admitted it

>>74280332
she may hate (You) but you love her

>>74280383
but since she hates me I'll leave her so she doesn't have to see someone she hates

Dizzy love!

mio obese
mio disgusting

mio chubby
mio cute

mio hates beerpals

Where's the next thread?

>>74282433
page 10 baby, and we're in the fastlane

Mio love!

Bread doko?

first time baking /here/
>>74284228
>>74284228
>>74284228