/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with my cute wife

thanks for making me suicidal. i have no future after graduation...

lets stop having a depressing topic for this thread

Maggie!

https://magma.com/d/u31k_xfmzb
https://magma.com/d/u31k_xfmzb
https://magma.com/d/u31k_xfmzb

no more work discussion after this line please

__________________________

Yuyu Q. Wilson rabu rabu!!!

anons how did you find your first job... i literally have no job experience

I need a petite feesh gf so bad this woke up something in me...

Love you, Milord!

>>74208180
Ahhhhh but due to privacy reasons, they probably wouldn't let a kindred go with you to your appointments! But you could bring a pape with you! I bring Milord's pape since I get nervous at the doctor, and they'll let me squeeze him while they do the blood work!

wuca wuca!
head hurty and im hongry

>>74208472
Rabu!

:D

Ike doko

lets fuckin go.

>>74208464
im going to save you briskadet

if anons keep flirting with each other i’m stealing your oshis while you’re all distracted

>>74208537
i got bored of balatro way too quick but itll be fun watching her

>>74208579
I have like 60 hours in it.
Worth all the money.

>>74208567
Both my oshi and my favourite anon are mine

>>74208520
chus your mole

delusional fujoshi ramblings are fun to read when it's a ship i like and within containment

>>74208642
Who are they?

>>74207708
>another claude collab

>>74208418
*sigh*
*unzips dick*

>>74208537
i dont know anything about this game but elira is playing it so im sure it will be fun

>>74208651
dont say this, im going to end up rambling again and its going to be a ship you dont like

briskadets....

>>74208579
>he said this while he's a dota player

>>74208479
For my first job, I saw a posting online for an abacus tutor for young children, and basically they just asked if I was good in school and would be willing to learn the coursework and have decent patience with teaching others. Other tutoring jobs, like for private tutoring for placement exams, basic school certificates, or practicing conversations can pay somewhat decently for a first job. Also it helped me get a job in other positions where I have to learn to talk to more people since I had no experience beforehand.

>>74208579
not me baby

>>74208690

Ikey! <3

>>74208690
it's not gay if it's aster

>>74208763
The drooling quilldren? Me

>>74208763
Ahhhh this pic of Ike reminds me of the new MC for Mistonia no Kibou! So pretty!

>>74208720
i'm just going to hide your post, better here than in public account where your oshi can very much read it against their will

>>74208814
myanon should wear this.

>>74208733
thanks for sharing your story kindred
you always sound so kind and caring, you must have been a wonderful teacher

>>74208814
cosplayers are so pretty..

>AR Live Watchalong 7 AM JST
no petra, rosemi, luxiem, sonny and fuuchan.....

>>74208877
NTA but i don't know if it's just me but when i read kindreds posts i hear a big boobs oneesan speaking....

speaking of tutoring i wonder if that anon who was babysitting that kid with horrible parents is here i was worrying about the kid randomly the other day

>>74208884
why can't they do it aa bit later i hate ESTfags
i wanna order fried chicken but it's at 3pm for me

>>74208833
Oh that's very similar to Ike. Boy or a girl?

>>74208862
i can talk about foxmafia again then is what im hearing

https://twitter.com/thesungoesachoo/status/1782115878148186301

im too stupid to tutor anyone i get frustrated but even data entry jobs ask for a year of experience . please just hire me....

>>74208884
>no petra, rosemi, luxiem, sonny and fuuchan
ok skip

>>74208952
who is the seme and who is the uke for you?

>>74208643
oh my god...

>>74208952
yes of course! i don't ship but i don't dislike them either, they're cute

>>74209030
yes

>>74208884
thats so early wtf

>>74206881
gl on the competition and i hope you can catch vox’s stream soon! cosplaying is so cool i wish i could watch and root for you

>>74208923
I get the same feeling

>>74208862
>where your oshi can very much read it against their will
Are they such big babies that reading a fujo tweeting about shipping them with another boy makes them cry? They can handle it. If they don't like it, they can just scroll away.

>>74209011
what do you even do for data entry...

>>74208933
I think elira want to watch it with finana, uki and ethyria

>>74208884
>no rosemi
UUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74209064
thank you because theyre a dead ship and they will die with me

>>74209145
yea but it'll only be 8-9pm for them it's not that late

>>74209132
i think they're stupid if they don't like it when all they fucking do is mention it 100 times in stream and reply to tweets that are not only untagged but even censored thus boosting it on everyone's TLs and bringing up omegaverse for the millionth time in a stream and so on and so forth

>>74208731
but i like deck builders just not this one..

>>74206881
I'd wish you good luck but for a girl as pretty as you the win is pretty much guaranteed.
Have lots of fun Kindred!

>>74209132
i know you're trying to start an argument but whatever i'm not gonna entertain you

>>74209082
I kinda miss seeing this menhera artist drawing them

>>74209225
Yeah, exactly. So seeing BL ship stuff wouldn't be "against their will," if anything they support that kinda thing.

>>74209096
it's really late too someone like finana

>>74208579
do my programming homework nerd

>>74209282
i think she's dead.. last time i saw her tweet was when she tweeted about killing herself and her current name is "pain" with a razorblade as her pfp

https://youtu.be/EEk4JGzqoFg?si=orxFAk-nIbR98bXB someone cover it in niji

>>74209320
not really, isn't she cst?

>>74209365
I will when I get in

>>74209193
it's never dead as long as it's in your heart! i also have a dead ship and i might not think much about them anymore but every time i come across their arts i always remember them fondly

>>74209348
ah I thought I saw her tweeting a few weeks ago but she hasn't drawn anything new...

>>74209423
siamese twins

>>74209420
they were a rarepair even before they died.. so i'm going through the bottom of the barrel in my heart still
>>74209423
yeah since he's graduated, she's been silent. i did find that one shota artist for them again but she hasn't been drawing much either

sonny is using the tissue from my pussy...

this thread needs more lolisho

>>74209567
What about shosho. I need to see more tiny boys.

>>74209594
why not both

>>74209631
Because I only draw boys

>>74208877
Aww thank you! It was a fun first job at the time,
and the kids were rowdy at first but sweet! I learned little way to get them to focus by giving them doodles and stickers for doing good work.

I also just always tell people that no matter what job you have, you'll always learn at least one random you'll somehow end up using at a future job. So if the first job just doesn't seem at all like where you think you should be, just remember it's a step towards the bigger journey!
>>74208923
Ahhhhh~~
>>74209248
Aww thank you Pomie!! I've been very nervous and have been keeping my entry as a surprise from even my regular friends, it means a lot to have support here!
>>74208934
It's a girl MC named Applause! The game should be out sometime soon!
>>74209101
Ahhh thank you Pentomo!!! And I will! I'll be back by Sunday night to get back to my daily schedule too! Just the gl seriously means so much!!! Ahh I think there might be a stream for the contest, so hopefully there'll be some way somehow my cosplay skit elsewhere will be around!

what if there was a wizard and when you saw him he cast his magic spells

https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1782235434418086348 kunai looks way too weird in this art

>>74209678
then post those boys

>>74209199
it's too early for aussie and japanese group

i've been feeling lately that en as a whole has been pushing shipping more and more and i'm talking about like almost everyone, like as a general thing. it sucks cause i don't enjoy it and it gets brought up and pushed when i'm watching streams and i wish they'd all stop it. and now i expect that schizo is going to hijack this post for their ntr delusions but i'm not even talking about that kind of stuff

I will dream of Ike

>>74209489
>siamese
Anon...

>>74209703
B-but this isn't shota.... rape warning
https://files.catbox.moe/viiwom.png

>>74209757
i know and i hate it. i blame the girls

>>74209702
she looks like an old hag in brazzers's movie....

the doxxsite went down. The evil piece of shit sisters will soon be swarming here.
If you see any tell them to die

>>74209791
me on the right

I love my nerd wife Enna!

>>74209760
The proper term is conjoined twins.

>>74209791
why does he have female tits

>>74209757
this happens with every exclusive male wave or even just males in general. i think sonnyban being a thing mentioned unironically by all of them have gotten weird and its just reminding me about luxiem ships all over again but it wont stop them unless they say anything. wilson also pushing it has been making me uninterested in his streams

Sonny LOVE
Feesh LOVE
Wosemi LOVE
Stream Cendrillon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Stream Break Free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Stream Ringo Mogire Beam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4

>>74209525
oh yeah her shota lewds were so good... based on her tweets i think she's more into other fandoms now, but i dunno her other accounts

>>74209791
the one time i ask for shota and i do not get any shota *sigh*
but nice rape correction for not streaming

>>74209791
I don't even know tako is a rapist....

>>74209866
she drew foxmafia recently but it was them as furries, she draws kuro sometimes too but so many of them have just stopped posting or moved to a different account..

>>74208479
currently working at my first job and my mom helped me because i was a neet for 2 tears and i wanted to get my ass outta the house. mainly doing it for my own money and work experience.

So it's true that the women here see everything in a sexual context and are basically using this branch for "pornography" while their real oshis are in the main branch?

>>74209225
Even their mane-sans bring up BL ships to the boys all the time in the discords. The girls can't stop talking about polykrisis to Krisis. Just because members like Kyo cried about shipping doesn't mean all the boys are like that.

>>74209757
I'm worse, I hate this whole 'imagine the livers doing x' thing that's been happening as of late like Wilson's school stream, that plus shipping delusional talk on streams about people who aren't on the stream makes me anxious

>>74209702
just makes me think of baiken for some reason

nijien for this feel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYBIt3uyntM

We need EN idios for real
Especially, Lolis

>>74209967
wilson was the who bring BL ships during that stream in the first place

>>74209919
that's the kindred drawfag...

>>74209837
the thread is normal though, we're honestly just too dead to bother to raid anymore and it's fine because it's comfy

>>74209225
>mention it 100 times in stream
Because they're desperate for popularity so they are forced to wade into this water, even if the water is disgusting as hell. It takes a toll on their psychology though, just look at Vox.
>bringing up omegaverse for the millionth time
That's Elira who clearly has some kind of political gender ideology and is forcing this shit in the branch

>>74209757
I like ships in my own space and time, but I hate it when the livers directly reference it. Unironically, it really is the girl's fault for being fujos and pushing it heavily. There's a difference between teetee and this outright shipping that EN has been doing, and as a viewer, I don't like it. But the livers accept it and the majority of fans gobble it up so I'm in the minority.

>>74209960
>krisis
funny you say that because vanta leplied to untagged polykrisis art and willy can't shut up about omegaverse

>>74209919
>he doesn't know

Gonna end work early and nap goonai

>>74209837
i have a feeling they've always been here lurking

>>74210111
goonaity!

>>74210098
They have "Ethyria syndrome" and are obsessed with getting however much money they can, since their wave was a failure

>>74209757
like ships within EN? i have noticed the guys are mentioning them more, which is highly annoying

>>74210111
Good night!

>>74210111
gn baby

>>74209791
God I love vottom. Is right just mob or did you have someone in mind when drawing it

>>74209967
It's his stream and if he wants to talk about gay ships and getting alban pregnant, who's gonna stop him?
>that plus shipping delusional talk on streams about people who aren't on the stream makes me anxious
Who traumatized you? Why do you think someone is gonna throw a hissy fit over something like that?

Femanon, do you want to start horny posting frequency? It starts to stink here.

Why don't you guys ever make a twitter post or comment it under their stream if it's a problem? I don't mean this passive aggressively, I really think you guys should speak up about this and you'll be surprised at how many people will agree with you that were previously too afraid to speak up.

>>74210142
It's because you're a psychotic unicorn who thinks Livers is your love interest.

>>74210025
true

>>74210208
i'm having a crisis over jobs i can't be horny

>>74209923
ah you're right... january felt so long ago
i remember seeing her tweets about wanting to draw shiparts again, hopefully that means we'll get more foxmafia in the future

>>74210211
kys retard i am fujo

>>74210089
i know you're shitposting but your post is a symptom of my annoyance. omegaverse isn't even about gender ideology it's about sex pollen and rape but since those topics cannot be discussed on a youtube stream without being weird they just turn it into a masculine vs unmasculine debate. they should start talking about raping each other or just drop the entire subject of omegaverse forever

>>74210256
Fool femanon. Fool. Use your hornyness as an achor to reality related to your job issue.

Doxxsite is gone and this thread smells like pussy.
Sisters, please kill yourself

>>74209853
He just has big pecs!!

>>74209907
Gomen ne~
Y-yeah....definitely for not streaming...haha...
I need to think of what kind of shota to draw

>>74209919
For the last time I'm a hako oshi (≖ ‸ ≖ )!!!

>>74210183
It's this anon >>74209838

why does this dude keep bringing up the doxxsite
is this self reporting

What frustrates me is my oshi clearly has no interest in shipping or omegaverse but still gets dragged into it because other livers can't shut up about it.

>elira
>gender ideology
another one for the filter.

>>74210268
i hope so.. im jealous of brothers that shippers because artists still draw them together so frequently. but the best part about these two were just their usual interactions

The idea of tourist camping here waiting for some drama ingredient while reading sisters fighting over dumbest thing possible really amuse me

>>74210370
Lucub...

>>74210210
it's more a preference than anything, not really something valid to criticize. you can come across as nitpicking and telling livers what to do. no one is taking that risk and getting crucified by the yes man type of fans.

>>74210298
Masculine: me
Unmasculine: you

You are retarded disgusting fuck and your gay shit is pure rancid evil. You should be thrown into a peat bog like the faggots of yore. Fucking die die die

>>74210379
they certainly do get creative

In My Opinion, Women Should Have Sex With Men
Fuck the gay shit

>>74210401
imagine dramafags camping this thread for juicy drama only to be met with femanons arguing for a whole thread about omegaverse and yaoi, my brain would melt if i wasn't so used to it

AAAA MY HEAD HURTS BUT WE HAVE NO WATER
LUCA YOU FUCKING CURSED ME WITH YOUR HEADACHES

>>74210371
after all that he just needed to vent...

Shipping or not I just want my oshi to get railed by someone because I can't physically do that

>>74210401
When you put it like that it's really funny kek

>>74210487

boys should kiss girls and girls should kiss me (i’m a boy)

>>74210401
they must have learnt a lot about periods by now

>>74210188
>Alban
He seems to have a pregnancy fetish so that's actually fine he is consenting to being a part of mpreg talk. I just do not like the idea of stereotyping livers. And as for who traumatized me you don't even have to ask that don't pretend that overzealous shippers haven't made things weird for youtubers or vtubers

>>74210516
You lack imagination.

>>74210415
luca is a sonnyban and ikeakuma shipper

>>74210480
Oh no!!! There's no way to get any water, or any sports drink?

>>74210424
Not really. Just frame it in a nice way. Just say something like "Hey I'd really appreciate it if the shipping could be toned down during streams". If someone disagrees that's fine, people are going to disagree. And you could just turn off notifications for the post. If they see that there's some people that aren't into it being in every other stream I guarantee you they'd have no problem stopping.

>>74210298
Isn't the only thing the sisters even care about "top vs bottom". It feels like they don't even pay attention to the guy's personalities or watch them at all. The only aspect of the personality they care about is "top or bottom". The vtubers are just hollow shells, like barbie dolls, that they are playing around with, making kissy sounds with, putting in a barbie house together and pretending they are married.
The guy's personalities don't even matter, the sisters just coom to the model and write horrible gay fanfics to masturbate with.

The EN branch is just "porn" for them, their real oshis are in the main branch. They aren't even EN viewers they're all asians.

>>74210516

>>74210563
all we have is cranberry juice, soda and coffee

>>74210583
>sister
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

In my opinion, a woman should have sex with a woman

>>74210580
I think you have cute prolapsed anise star

Oi you guys woke it up wtf that's not cool

>>74210210
because i would never do that on my regular twitter since i would be lynched for it, and making a burner would make me look like a falseflagging anti even if i worded it really gently, so all i can do is bitch and whine in this general since none of you are even real people and are just soulless automatons casting shadows on a wall for my damaged brain's amusement

idk why but i find it weird that elira and petra (and now rosemi) mainly only mention shu’s ships
Shuca, shuuki, clawmino… why is that?
I dont mind nijien ships, but since i watch these girls a lot, i notice its only really these ships being consistently mentioned
Shu doesnt seem to care so its nothing crazy but i just find it awkward sometimes

>>74210580
Correct. Men are only good for being objectified like the walking dildos and holes they are.

>>74210516
ANON YOU CAN FUCK YOUR OSHI, I BELIEVE IN YOU

In my opinion, femanons should have sex with pomies

>>74210639
it's been awake. it got mad anons ignored his mika bait to talk about how depressing jobs are

>>74210674
BASED

>>74210609
Oh no... I'm sorry! Maybe cranberry juice might have some water content? Probably not enough but it might be the better of the three options, unless the soda doesn't have much sugar. Do you have any fruit? Peaches, watermelons, oranges have water in them that might help a bit!

i think boys should kiss boys and girls should kiss girls

>>74209925
good for you peep
the first step is always the hardest, it's nice that your mom's there for you

In my opinion, Pentomos should have sex with pomies

>>74210565
nah, still not worth the risk. i'm better off waiting for fulgur or someone else to read this here and relay the sentiment to the rest of the livers. i've already written several complains to anycolor official contact, mind you.

wape

if vtubers aren’t pandering to me specifically just like my animes then what’s the point, they’re weebs just like me

>>74210724
i might try cranberry juice and just take tylenol..
i havent eaten either so ill eat a pudding, i guess

if we're gonna be like this i can finally ask, after a shower do you dry your pussy or do you just put your undies on and let it get a little wet? i don't wanna put towel near my crotch even if i'm clean, it's just weird to me... so my pubes get my underwear kinda wet and i can feel it for a while.

>>74210794
sucks to suck, vivi was literally made for me i'm pretty sure

>>74210782
@Fulgur_Ovid @D_Dropscythe

can't believe i'm agreeing with our resident lobotomite but yes EN fans aren't even writing me some good omegaverse based on how much it's been mentioned on stream and barely anyone ever draws it so why do they mention it so much when no artists care and are still just drawing blowjobs or vanilla missionary or faceless mob instead of knotting REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do Femanons genuinely hate Yaoi or is it just shitposts to troll the Fujos?
As annoying as it gets sometimes, I just can't seem to hate it because it comes across as genuine good fun idk desu

>>74210480
does water help with headaches?

>>74210609
You're a woman right? Drink some cranberry juice, it's especially good for you!

>>74210848
KEK

>>74210565
>And you could just turn off notifications for the post
you underestimate how long people hold grudges on twitter. a day ago an anon was posting the link of some shoto fan he was mad at and suddenly she got private quote retweets

WATER WATER GIVE ME WATER

I like raping Alban and having others rape him but I'm not really a fan of all the mpreg talk. It was funny for one stream, but now everyone else references it and won't shut up about it and hes known as the pregnant guy now.

>>74210820
this is a problem with either sharing towels or not designating how you use your towel. so for example if the towel had a tag you can choose the tag side to dry below and the opposite end to dry above

I think Petra should be raped by me if she doesn't stream.

nijien boys should pull a shu who doesn't care about ships and just let people enjoy it

WTF is happening right now?
What hour is this?

>>74210880
ya

>>74210923
Ngl I think Alban was ready to drop it after that pregnancy test stream but it keeps getting brought back up by the other livers so I guess he just has to live with being the mpreg guy

>>74210782
I don't understand what "risk". If you don't want to do it then that's fine but if it's enough of a problem for you to write several complaints to the company about, I don't see why you can't comment it. It's not like anyone will remember your name after a day or two. I remember someone a long time ago sent Luca a streamlabs about toning down the Lucy voice and he stopped (for a while) after he got it. You could also try streamlabs too if you have $3.

>>74210974
it's cock hours. pants down. NOW

>>74210820
just use mutiple towels

>>74210794
This but actually literally and unironically.

>>74210876
i love yaoi which is why i am so triggered, it's like being poured a screwdriver but instead of pouring the vodka the bartender just waves the vodka bottle in front of you and serves you orange juice and anons are telling you why you don't like the screwball and you open twitter and retards are acting like they're getting drunk off orange juice

>>74210820
just use toilet paper

reminder that ike is the only who said he hate bl shipping

>>74210880
yeah, youre usually dehydrated if you have a headache..
>>74210885
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

One thing I noticed with asians is they really lack gender dimorphism.

The women prefer more feminine men. The men prefer more masculine women.
In fact if you look at asians the males and females look very similar and don't have much distinguishing features between them. So being gay is more natural, because a woman looks like a man anyway.
Asians are typically very short people with not much in the way of muscle development.

Whereas with white people, the women STRONGLY prefer things like muscle, broad shoulders, strong chest, athleticism, extreme levels of height....etc. And the males strongly prefer curves, breasts, and feminine behaviors. Homosexuality is basically reviled. I see white women who sometimes make it into this thread complaining the males are all feminized and unmasculine, and they really dislike the gay shit.

>>74209960
To be fair to kyo, if you think about it he was only 19 when he debuted in niji and was being shipped with a man a whole decade older than him (Ren) He’s talked about how he has had allot of creepy older men approach him online and even offline when he was a teenager. He probably didn’t want to see his good friend in a weird similar light.

i caught one guys hehe

>>74210801
Hopefully the cranberry juice is at least a little refreshing, even if it's not water-water. I think the cocktails usually have some percentage of it! I was also just putting a cold cloth to my face recently when I was low on water. Not sure if it actually helps but I felt a little better!

>>74210999
that stream just made it seem like it was his fetish
why would you pee on three entire sticks and tell us about it

I don't mind shipping since I have my favorite ships within en. I don't usually mind the rabid following that ship gets, my issue is when they let it bleed into the public space. I like how it is in JP where an artist separates their shipping account from their account that interacts with livers. Like, it's there if you look for it, but it's not in your face. For example, if a liver uses a thumbnail or interacts with an artist and I go check their page out, I'm not going to immediately be bombarded with images or posts about ships.

>lucubs hate shuca
>briskadets hate sonnyban
>quilldrens hate ikeakuma
>yaminions hate clawmino
simple as

>>74211130
Idk he's not my oshi, is it actually his fetish?

>>74210848
I will I'm just slow ueueueue I'm still storyboarding my first doujinshi about incest hate sex |´∀｀●). Actually, I have a lot of ideas but I haven't written any omegaverse! I'm up for bouncing some ideas around. Who would be best for omegaverse? Ren would be the easy answer because he's an alien but let's think of an actual AU where only the boys exist and two of them get together!

>>74211004
You are going to suck it.
Please be nice.
Im still a virgin.
0_0

i will curse this day to never happen, i seriously hate sonnyban shipper and how obnoxious they are when sonny and alban do nothing besides just existing. How can they not just enjoy two people talking to each other and having fun without turning off their shipper-o-meter and delusions down. The biys do nothing but shippers still found a way to make some kind of scenarios that their theories are real and that they actually are a couple(fr fr trust me) and don't even tell me how even though i block everyone that does this kind of behavior still end up appearing in my tl when they collab or even include them together in every fucking fanart even though its not even needed like i want solo art of them not a snippet of delusional ship just to make it believable. I fucking hate shippers and they ruin everything for everyone because they can't keep it in their pants and minds. Can't they just simply fucking die or just ship them in their fucking corners instead of showing it to everyone by putting it in your face

>>74211071
He never said that, he's neutral about it

kowai

>>74211185
he isn't my oshi either but everything i read from takos he is apparently into japanese men molesting him

>>74211109
it's probably because i haven't ate since 3pm..
i got too absorbed in something luca mentioned and probably did it the wrong way

>>74210820
I don't dry between folds or anything, I just pat dry the outside with whatever part of the towel

why are you like this
if my oshi acknowledges my ship i will just be happy

>>74210876
This is a joke but sometimes I genuinely think the fujos here actually hate yaoi and it's baffling.

>>74211093
I notice the males are often very "submissive" and preferring a strong woman. That is a weird thing about asian cultures I think. The women seem to be fine with a "cute" guy, there is a huge "cuteness" culture that doesn't really exist in the west. In the west a woman really wants a strong man instead

I really fucking hate shuca shippers so much i really hope they fucking trip with their head first and get concussion so they'd forget about the ship

>>74211169
I don't hate ikeakuma

https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou/status/1779328593895543009
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1779328457903612180
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1779328221609132207
you guys don't know how much this tweets make me so fucking mad

>>74211073
N-no, I didn't mean anything offensive! Look up cranberry juice for women's health and you'll see that cranberries are especially good for women! They have anti-inflammatory antioxidants and prevent UTIs!

Fujo class startan

>>74211169
quilldren are the ikeakuma shippers

>>74211242
Ohhhh! I hope you'll feel okay soon. Yeah sometimes the food gaps can feel blegh. And ohhh, what did he say? It's okay if you can't say!

>>74211130
One was a false positive

does anyone else have ethyria's "i beg you" cover on loop or just me

>>74211216
i wasn't actually meaning to be mad at artists donmai... but if you would i think ren forcibly impregnating whoever you want would be based bonus if he hypnotizes them or entrances them with his alien powers, or maybe he can make them physically paralyzed so he can do what he wants with the body while the guy is mentally aware of it all

Cmon anon bait him to spout /pol/ bullshit. I want to achieve peace faster.

>>74211329
wish there was a yume version. not trying to summon the schizo or anything but this is a funny metaphor kek

>>74211329
i'm a snake fujo

>>74211329
based turtlefrog me

I understand why femanons hate bl ships because I FUCKING HATE DOGSHIT PETRAREIMU

>>74211327
oh! i like cranberry juice especially the mixed flavors, those are yummy
>>74211336
i should, i finally turned the lights off in my room. he just talked about drinking water before meals but i just forgot the meal part

As a fujoshi, the blatant shipping pisses me off. The thrill and joy of shipping (FOR ME) is having to look and interpret the words and actions of livers, not because it's forced down my throat. It's just boring when it's like that. It's why I have a tendency to gravitate towards rarepairs.

>>74210901
I've gotten private quote tweets by shoto fans and crazy dykes who seethe at there being more yaoi fanfics than yuri ones. I don't fucking care. Stop letting these 14 year olds' opinions dictate your actions. Don't be scared of them. What, do you think private quote tweets will manifest into knives and give you TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS?!?!?!
Seriously though, if you don't wanna say anything that's fine but you can't expect change by not doing anything. Remember how Stargazers spoke up about the moderator issue.

>>74211341
I do too!

so... are we going to start an attack on the new traitor or what?

im talking about michi or whatever is her name.
she was slandering niij

>>74211329
this is not relevant to this current discussion but i am a turtle/snake

>>74211325
So if they just replaced those words with Shu and Luca instead it would be fine?

>>74211435
based and real

>>74211380
Make it yourself anon

jesus christ the doxxsisters really arrived

IM SORRY I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT FOXMAFIA

>>74211329
Mostly snake-snail.

>>74211325
kek

>>74211414

>>74211435
Same

>>74211329
All of them are disgusting people who should die

>>74211329
i'm a snailsnake

Kys doxx sisters

>>74211487
if you're in uni you can just go the career service center for job help

>>74211435
BASED this is why i have been enjoying sonnyren lately since it hasn't been brought up on stream in a while

>>74211487
lucub... don't ever stop loving foxmafia

Why are anons freaking out about other anons talking about yaoi and BL ships? Nobody's attacking each other, it's been a civil discussion.

>>74211435
yeah exactly

>>74211093
>I see white women who sometimes make it into this thread
This anon can see b e y o n d the s c r e e n

>>74211416
Ohhh! That's helpful!!! Ohhhhhhhh I get it now! I hope you'll feel better soon though, and appetite will be okay. I don't know if it was warm where you're at, but today's heat also kind of made everything feel a bit blegh, so I could understand if you also didn't feel like eating too because of it.
>>74211435
I can't say I'm a huge fujoshi but I agree with it... and practically any other ship in anything else I enjoy.

>>74211568
Because it's disgusting shit and you should kill yourself

>>74211216
I really want Ren x Doppio but no one else seems to like bottom Doppio like me

>>74211568
cmon anon, use your brain think of which anon would seethe so hard that no one is biting his bait

>>74211462
i like when anons out themselves and think nyfcofags would post here when they would kill themself from religious guilt if they saw a shota

>>74211437
the sides seething about more yaoi writing than yuri is hilarious and i’ve seen it in all corners of fan circles, you can tell yurishitters just don’t give a fuck about making their own content and expect to be spoonfed

they are not even gay

>>74211606
I think you have a cute butt male anon.

>>74211435
I like it when there's a little bit. It's nice when they keep the ship alive but when they go further sometimes it feels like anything else is a no-go because the one ship is too canon.
And I get worried that fans might get mad about it or something.

>>74211169
Meanwhile Kindred want everyone to either run a train on Vox or have Vox run a train on everyone.

i like ikealban

>>74211596
..ayo where da white women at!??

>>74211435
My thoughts exactly. I especially hate it when it’s constantly sexual too. Just feels so forced.

The heat is excruciating...

>>74211234
>Can't they just simply fucking die or just ship them in their fucking corners instead of showing it to everyone by putting it in your face
You're gonna kill like half of EN if that happens.

>>74211566
i won't. if foxmafia is mentioned and i don't respond, that means i died.
>>74211603
i tend to eat less on my period and just in general lately so that's really all it is

>>74211639
really?

>>74211662
That's a good way to lose some teeth cunt

>>74211694
omega anon......

>>74211684
i like vantike

>>74211684
based and same but i also like mob x ike+alban

>>74211714
yeah they're all twitter sjws

>>74211673
Kindred, that anon is shitposting. Lucubs, Briskadets, Quilldren, and Yaminions are all fujos who like those ships.

its looking better

>>74211727
Aww this male anon so lonely. He want some kiss. *chu*

My fucking god
Luxiem was really a mistake

>>74211704
don't die your too sexy haha

>>74211714
me in the middle

>>74211749
but kyomies like shota right???

>>74211435
So it's all a game of pretend for you

koto come back.

>>74211694
Anon...

>>74211435
>It's why I have a tendency to gravitate towards rarepairs.
exactly the same for me. the less they fujobait the better

>>74211435
this is why luca x shu is popular

>>74211784
They're anime boys. It's all pretend.

>>74211727
aaiieee watch out he’ll kill you through a taiwanese origami imageboard

>renshu
>evescythe
>luta
>wilsonny
rate my taste

>>74210580
>The EN branch is just "porn" for them
>their real oshis are in the main branch
But fujos also think of the main branch as just "porn" and sexualize their oshis.

>>74211704
Ahhh okay! That does make sense. Aww though also I'm glad that there was that foxmafia chat on Friday and now it's going on today!

what am i learning today is that any hetship is inherently a rarepair
i'm winning, i guess

>>74211834
based
based
cringe
cringe

>>74211777
nice trips but i am oogly boogly

>>74211770
I think you're an ugly piece of garbage and you should kill yourself to improve the species.

>>74211834
what is luta luca x buta?

>>74211877
Aww now this male anon want some huggies. Come here and let me give you huggy wuggy

>>74211727
Two digits IQ anon TToTT

>>74211357
Oh I remember seeing this idea! Hmm it's hard to wrap my head around but I do like the sadisticness of Ren paralyzing someone and the victim being mentally aware of what he's doing. The rape in that kind of situation sounds delicious! How would the paralyzation work though? Does he excrete a type of substance that would paralyze a victim if it comes into contact with skin? Would it come from his saliva? I like adding a bit of logic too it since I think biology is a fascinating subject.
Maybe it could start out with consent and turn into noncon by him licking someone all over and before they realize it, they can't move! He tells him to stop, but Ren just keeps going....

>>74211622
I feel like power bottom Doppio could work. What kind of scenario do you imagine Ren and Doppio in? It's hard for me to think of something omegaverse related for that kind of pair. I'd maybe need to watch some interactions of them on streams to see their dynamics and what ideas I can come up with.

>>74211913
As long as it's lucy I wouldn't mind..

>>74211913
>luca x buta
BUUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>74211836
when he mentioned mysta, it just reminded me how much i really liked their friendship so it's been on my mind lately..
i kind of wish to have that same kind of friendship one day.

>>74211812
Anon, Shu x Luca is rarer than Luca x Shu. The ship name fucking sucks because it's become the catchall for both dynamics. You look up shuca and you'll have more top Luca than top Shu.

can we do https://www.idrlabs.com/positive-emotions/test.php
maybe we need a happy quiz for anons

>>74211684
I like any ship with Ike. Ike being loved and adored by anyone and everyone is a good ship to me.

>>74211961
oh shit liver X another liver fan. That is spicy

>fukuma
>luban
>shusta
>kuzonny
rate my taste

>>74211858
i can't get into dropnette because i don't get it even if there's a lot of art and has been explained to me they don't really have ship chemistry. there is a girl who has the best hetships but i do not talk about it since i don't want to make her fanbase feel weird

we should do a ship-only gartic

aaaaa now i miss mysta

shoto X ike

we should turn rosebuds into breeding sows

>>74211973
yeah, that's why i said they're popular...

>>74211923
Aren't you asian? black hair black eyes? ugly face?
Short little body with zero athleticism? fucked up genetic issues?

Seriously kill yourself. You are literal genetic garbage.

how are you, what are you doing?

>>74212008
based
cringe
OMEGABASED
cringe because sonny isn't american

I really dont like my oshi's main ship and the more they collab or they show up in chat the more anonyed I get. I wish they could just talk normal like their first collab but every time they show up it feels like one is drooling while the other one talks and its kinda frustrating when anyone else they collab with is just normal. Even in groups it feels like at least twice they need to stop and pretend to be lovers. I feel like I wouldnt mind if it was with literally anyone else but I dont know if thats true or just me being bitter because I dont like the other person at all now.

>>74211937
I think the women here don't realize how someone would actually react to them in public. They are in real danger of getting their face smashed in.

ike x mysta is the only ship that matters

>>74211974
happiest anon itt

>>74211435
I like being fed and making my own food! Lucky me!

>>74212021
i would draw it but i have no ships i care about, so i got no good prompts...

I ship penguinsiblings

>>74212043
anything but that. I don't vibe with shoto but I'm sure he's a a nice guy

>>74212021
i ship me and (you) >w<

>>74212008
>KUZONNY
based fellow kachirusibs enjoyer

>>74212008
Incestpilled
Incestpilled
Incestpilled
[Redacted]

>>74212062
take a guess. lmao

mysta x vox was my fav ship but it died a long time ago and the two artists also stopped drawing them...

>>74212082
briskadet...

>>74212062
headache, i have no clue whats going on itt but im watching old luca mysta collabs!

>NA hours
>fujo and nenmen talk
Sigh...

>>74212062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMc4Lcxmmso

>>74211974
Happy...

>>74212082
briskadet...

>>74211980
Any ship with Ike is good so long as it involves another man. Ike should be loved and adored by any man and every man only.

>>74212082
comfydant?

>>74211435
WOW ANON LOOK AT ALL THESE REPLIES AGREEING WITH YOUR EXACT SAME SENTIMENT. IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU SHOULD COMMENT THIS UNDER A STREAM SO YOU CAN GET OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE THAT THEY'RE NOT ALONE AND ACTUALLY SEE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE. HOLY FUCK.

>>74212052
Ah silly me. This male anon need his beauty sleep. No wonder he is so moody. (ﾉ_ヽ)
Nah I give this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-vBu2rf8TI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-vBu2rf8TI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-vBu2rf8TI

There you go. Be a good boy will ya.

>>74212153
A lot of free time in the household kitchen

Luca love! Good morning(afternoon)!

>>74212136
this isn't 2022 sonny and alban act normal on stream towards each other, and they do not go in the others chats and drool

>>74211972
Aww yeah! Honestly it's nice that it's being kept alive, especially with the way he sounded when he mentioned it! And yeah! I think you said it best before, like platonic soul mates!
>>74211980
This is so sweet!
>>74211974
Ahh my results!


>>74211980

>>74212062
WE ARE FIGHTING NOW

>>74211974
idk..

reminder that shu is 100% sluttier than fanmade mv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHGtJ9kUaNM

are you guy ok with michi slandering niji?

>>74212202
but no one else fits that description...

>>74211945
Power bottom Doppi, yes. It's a sort of misunderstanding on Ren's part because he doesn't understand human socialization that well yet, so when Doppio starts flirting with him he thinks Doppio wants to top him which he fights against. Ren's not used to his humanoid body just yet so Doppio manages to mount him, but he's surprised when Doppi inserts it himself and rides. That's all I had so far

>>74212201
good moon!
>>74212218
yeah platonic soulmates!

>>74212175
the fact that you people are using this vtuber branch for your shipping fantasies to begin with proves that Nijisanji
1) Is not non-parasocial like people claimed
2) Is not "just a streamer house" like some people claim
3) Is fucking up when it comes to the male audience, since they clearly don't like any of this shit.

>>74212201
Good morning!! Hope you're having a good day so far!
>>74212062
Doing good! Prepping for my competition while watching Vanta's stream from yesterday! Hope you had a good weekend!

>>74212218
the real happiest anon itt.......sugoi

i don't ship my oshi with anyone not even me they have to stay pure for my enjoyment

the only ship that matter is incest ship

>>74211568
Anything longer than 3 sentences = argument, ennaschizo, amogus, etc. I remember one time anons were spamming finana amogus memes (meaning they thought there were shitposter tourists around) just because I was criticizing something that happened in one of the boy's streams that day. Everyone in the conversation replying to me were equally as civil. Unfortunately, there is no critical thinking here.

>>74211974
man

I miss Elira things would be better if Elira was streaming right now.

>>74212083
all men are equal on the other end of a gun, now bend over anon

>>74212250
>this one top, this one bottom
>hurr durr durr
this is really the discussion you like having huh? I'm imagining your brain is like an empty room

>>74211974
I have no joy or contentment or pride but I do have Ike

>>74212248
since when did sonnyban have an onstream lovers moment in recent times? even their offline heartfelt words were only ever brought up when enna saw it and mentioned it, if sonny and alban were like what you think they are then they would have opened stream with that story

>>74212136
>>74212163
>>74212172

>>74212083
*fingers your butthole*

>>74212380
oh rrat.... :(

>>74212248
Unironically watch someone other than luxnoc

>>74211974
its so joever for me..

>>74212392

>>74212399
me on the left

>>74211761
There's kinda some truth to that shitpost judging by how much I see complaints about shipping though. Besides, I just wanted to say the train thing

>>74212399
IS THAT

>>74212392
I didn't realize this was a video and thought I was fucking tripping when it started to move

he's really going all out did someone call him a pedophile again

>>74212448

>>74212519
he got mad that anons were ignoring his baits so he defaulted to his pol shit

>>74211974
I love my oshi more than I love myself kek
>>74211980
Agreed

>>74212519
Even worse. They ignored him.

>>74211169
I do hate ikeakuma

>>74212380
i didn't even know she had a ship thing going on... with who?

>>74212273
>>74212292
The weekend was great!