/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Total Dizzy Victory.

>>74189482
You're pretty cheap, baker

>>74188920
Yeah sorry I forgot

wose...

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

Midsemi Midlock

MioLove!!

>>74189482
Those are some fat fucking tits

>>74190577

Meru Love!

>>74190577
wow, what a cutie pie. The type of girl that i want to marry and live a happy life together

Mio showing up at Offkai offline would be a horrible mistake

>One of the new PixelLink girls is probably named Chio
Just a coincidence, surely...

>>74190805
I would kill someone to have a married life with this woman

Mio you have a stream in 5 minutes, stop biting bait on tellonym

>>74191190
I do agree she sounded a bit ungrateful to the people supporting her

>>74190584
Full of delicious goo

gf live https://youtu.be/52eHN-epxAo

Mio 3D date
https://youtu.be/52eHN-epxAo

>>74191488
i've never seen an ennui

>>74191808
>going 3d prostitution route
Sad to see

>>74191823
I think it's one of these things.

Cute.

>>74192221
friens :)

He has returned

>>74192221
nice

>>74192221
kino

Why are miori's tits constantly expanding with each new model?

>>74193092
It's hot! Do you need another reason?

Tonya 3D singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDqlxh2_auI

>>74192221

>>74193532
who?

Please tell me the top layer comes off

>>74191320
I never cheated on her but she still called me a cheater, that one hurt

>>74192093
No, that's an emu, but now that I remember a bit, aren't ennuis the eskimos?

>>74193621
Im pretty sure it does

>>74192564

>>74193576
I can't remember her name, it's been so long...

>>74193872
there is two fat fucks there

>>74193941
And I want to have sex with both of them

>>74194022
>t.

>>74193576
no one, don't worry about it

Why her grey are like this

>>74193621
Here probably the closest we are going to get

>>74193287
Love fatto catto

>beerpals watching tonya instead of going to mio's date
found some cheaters

Dumbass ghost should finally be dropping her latest ASMR video in 10 minutes. Probably.
https://youtu.be/QKufTfpDG-4

>>74195096
I've been taking screenshots of her ass and stuff

I need Mio's tits to be bigger.

Mario just try to kill my wife.

>Alias's ASMR overlapping Mio's date
FUCKKKKK

Thank you based Cataquack

Good evening, I hope you had an enjoyable weekend and tonight will be a good night. I love my sweet, dorky spidormother and being hypnotized by her soft, gentle whispers and giggle as she smashes her fists into my tummy. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>74195096
These vrchat streams are boring

>>74195494
The ASMR is a video upload, you can just watch it later

>>74195494
whore

>>74195620
that is a fat ass

>>74195527
Not the melon level...

>>74195715
a fat ass on an obese girl

>>74196187
she is the perfect size

dumpy

>>74196319
jesas those erotic tits

Got an ass shot where toad also stares into your soul

God i wish that was me

i can see mio's butt so much
i'm gonna jerk off

>>74196942
tapping out this early?

I love my sexy otherworldly gf

>gain a 1kg yesterday
HOT!

[Mio News]
She thinks she gained two pounds yesterday.

>>74197223
>>74197254
FAT FUCK

>>74197223
okay now even I am jerking off

>>74197254
this menhera is draining all of my semen

I'm new. Does miori like people jerking off to her?

>>74197409
yes but only when she's horny

>>74197409
Yes even when she's not horny

>"My wifi is spotty"
>streaming in 1440p

>>74197409
no, she spends thousands in porn commissions because she's disgusted by the thought of people masturbating to her

>>74197409
Yes but only if you're one of her favorites

>>74189482
Dizzy Love
Dizzy Lust

>>74197588
Yeah, me.

>>74197588
translator's note: everyone outside of south-east asia is one of her favorites

>>74197572
Hot if true

>>74197572
as a goonpal, I find the visual aids of what *not* to jack off to very helpful

>>74197588
I mean I hit a view on the tribute I sent so I know she saw it

>>74197939
huh, was there a mio art you tributed to specifically

Is it too late to get into Mio?

>>74198177
Yes

>>74198177
No?

>>74198177
Maybe

>>74198177
I dont know

>>74198177
I don't know

>>74198177
I'm not sure

>>74198177
Can you repeat the question?

>>74195351
>deleted

Girlfriend...

>>74198441
FUCK I WAS SAVING IT FOR WHEN I GOT TO BED

was it too kino for the masses?

Mio is a big dark today

Oh no my dick is gonna explode

>>74198545 (me)
*bit

>>74198509
Mio sent her a message threatening to break her ghost legs if Alias fucks with her men nah Alias just became a perfectionist over mixing errors and took it down.

>>74198545
dork*

>>74198509
Haven't watched, here's a recording of it https://gofile.io/d/E8UTzk

>3d asmr mio
My going to die this stream

>>74198707
*i'm

>>74198108
One where she's giving a handy while topless. Old lust

Can these faggots stop donating in the middle of the asmr

>>74199211
Stop being poor

>>74199289
I don't want to hear the donation sounds

>>74199337
Why do you hate money

>>74199403
This is where I shove my cock.

>>74198997
Link? Don't think I've seen that one.

>>74199374
I want to hear my gf's voice and not pagpags sending blue supers

Attention thread rep

Your main car has been found severely slow in the technical tests. Please name your replacement from the list. Alternatively, a new one can be named as well.

And... [add chrono on discord pls, this facilitates template distribution better.]

>>74199669
CLK GTR

Is this another legendary blowjob ASMR?

Mio...

>gets adviced to do more public ASMR
>public earlicking the very next stream
Bitch desperate so she is going full whore i see

>>74199751
Final answer?
Gad I wanna kms, that was supposed to be spoilerpost

She should keep alert sounds off during asmr

>>74199995
This is just a test, let her be

>>74199995
You know she usually does? This was something she randomly decided to try

Mio is molesting my ears And i am love it

>>74199995
if she cranked that shit up she could give an ojipal a heart attack

>>74199470
You wanna see other beerpals cock?
You the one from CC acting jealous?
You'll have to find it on Twitter it's a follower of that alt.

>>74200047
>>74200079
I don't want to get my ears destroyed by loud alerts

>>74200286
What? No, the art.

>>74200454
Oh my bad here
https://twitter.com/abndhsldhshdhsn/status/1582964227542687744?t=2f0496cy-VGswhjUw_zabw&s=19

>>74199669
Livery-anon here. I still haven't gotten my alt account back for Discord. I sent you a friend request on another one I still have access to with a name that starts with no and ends with ks. If you want me to verify I can send you screenshots of the discord emails trying to verify login showing I received it.

>>74198177
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>74199995
Finally

I love Mio

>sorry about the alerts, I'll turn them off now
is she watching this thread live?

>>74198177
With 3D ASMR there will be a new flood of beerpals joining so don't worry

I love Mio but she hates me...

Tonya just kissed me, later virgins

>>74200733
Yep, I saw him, has a Fauna pfp.

>>74201232
she hates me more

why is Mio calling us dumb?

I think at this point she actually means it with Beerpals being useless and stupid.
Just stick to beinh horny, you coombrains are no good for anything else but humping your mogu plushies

>>74201572
that's fair. I wouldn't spend hours of time and hundreds of dollars on Mio if I weren't stupid and useless and only good for cooming

>>74201368
My tiger wife

smoochable
plapable

>>74201572
That plushie is too squishy, i just have sex with her daki once a week

>>74201674
t. Yuuna

>>74201523
Because she hates us

>>74198177
you are in luck. she was about to start a new channel

>>74201860
Yuuna is Tonya's mother, and my mother-in-law

>>74201860
get real

I don't really like gfe but every now and then I think about how lucky beerpals are to have an oshi dedicated to her craft while my (not-so) oshi is too busy doing literally nothing...

>>74201860
Yuuna is my wife

>>74201986
Who?

>>74201986
GFE is not the reason I love Mio, but sometimes it is nice

>>74201986
Who?

>>74201860
Yuuna the lover with whom Embers cheats Dizzy on

>>74201986
Shima?

>>74201986
GFE is the only reason I watch Mio

If Mio stops with GFE I'll stop watching her

>>74202214
i don't mind GFE or people who like it, but I find this to be a profoundly sad mentality. if you only like her because she does GFE, then I don't think you really like her. feels very transactional

Tonya raiding Mio, she'll find the cheaters

>>74202396
All relationships are transactional.

>>74202269
THIS

>>74202396
Don't respond to bait, anon.

>>74202087
>>74202122
I already moved onto other people but it still stings every now and then.

>>74202396
Bait

>>74202396
I started watching her a year into her career before she did gfe still thought she was just a ball of concentrated cuteness

>>74202624
>>74202662
even if it's bait I know people who say shit like that unironically and it bums me out

>>74201381
Correct

>>74202396
Her GFE is the only thing that sets her apart from other streamers. But she bites way too much /here/ baits for me, if there's nothing setting her apart I'll just watch someone that won't make me feel bad every other day.

>>74202396
Every relationship is a transaction

>>74202641
Post tits or just gay?

Of all people she had to raid the turbo lesbian that instantly picked flirting with her?

I did not miss raids
I wish she hadn't enabled them again

>>74202641
k*zu beans...

>>74202396
Same honestly, I just hate people who make it a requirement.

Sorry Mio. I said Slime Raid but I refuse to participate in the chat or stream further. You will not push me away

>>74202907
Do Mio's mutuals not know what kind of content she does or is this intentional?

>>74202928
They help for visibility
Not much but they help on the algo too

>>74203093
It's just Nana don't think too much about it

>>74202809
OK
>>74202950
Not me. In fact I'm not sure what happened to her. Last time I saw her being mentioned anywhere was a year or two ago and it was because she was spotted in a Niji chat.

Fuck, I was about to send an tellonym complaining about the raid target being too flirty, but I'll hold back to not make Mio sad
I have to control myself better

My girlfriend is cheating on me

>>74203213
Why the fuck would you even consider that?

>>74203186
Seeing them flirt with her still makes me uncomfortable, and probably makes Mio uncomfortable too

I hate unicorns and Goslings so much

>>74203207
nice tits

>>74203291
I'm extremely jealous

[Great news]
Famous jap doxx site is dead

Oh right I forgot SEAnigger hours were starting
>>74203295
Imagine being uncomfortable with fake ass yuri bait. I didn't think it was possible to be this pathetic

>>74203344
what the fuck did he ever do to you

>>74203371
Schizo

>>74203213
Bait

>>74203371
Being jealous over yuri bait is the height of pathetic and subhuman. Why don't you just chop off your balls off

>>74203397
a national day of mourning for flipland

>going from lovey dovey kissing session to that
I hate Mio

>>74203397
That site had barely anything, the discords have much more

took this girl a long time to get to the actual singing

Beerpals are pathetic

Why can't SEA lose Internet forever?

jakarta time it is bait open season

very organic levels of activity from /tsunx/ at 12:45am est innit

New rule: don't reply to anyone past 12

Mio just ignore every post after you ended stream.

Mio just ignore every post before you ended stream

I want to rape Yuuna

>>74203717
edt* my apologies to that one anon i keep forgetting

going to be thinking my wife as i work through the night

>>74203885
your wife cheats on you

>>74203885
she won't be thinking about you

Holy shit it actually is just one nigger spamming isn't it?
I'm sorry I'm genuinely stupid and thought that was a cope.

>>74203932
>>74203979
The crustacean urge to see a man happy and immediately try to bring him down to no benefit of your own

>>74204179
I think it's 2.

>>74204179
No, there's at least two of us

>>74203507
Not really bait, in the past I sent her some pretty mean stuff that made her really sad but that made me feel awful later so I swore I would never send any mean stuff to her ever again just because I'm angry, just hold back and wait until I'm calm again

>>74204234
Disgusting. You really don't deserve her at all

Mio...

>>74204685
>i need raids on bc of events happening in may that i require them to be on for
What kind of event is that?

>>74204685
for any newfags, this is consistent with what she's always said.
>it's fine to watch others, just don't be a whore and get intimate with them if you're intimate with me. i'll reciprocate by not being flirty with other vtubers.

There goes Mio retweeting her favorites again

wait, is mio's entire thing being a communal gf that you can't actually fuck or do anything that you would do with a real gf?

|\|\

you know what /pcg/ needs?
orlaposters.
if they're anything like orla they'll have a good sense of humour and could whip the thread into shape.
I know Orla wouldn't join so how can I get the goblins to go?

>>74204936
>you can't actually fuck
I can, i'm her boyfriend

>>74204914
did you post a video too?

>>74205057
If course he didn't

>>74204936
it's a communal gf that can treat you however she wants because you're disposable to her, but you're supposed to treat her well all the time or get timed out

>>74205002
/pcg/s issue these days is not the quality, though that could always do with an improvement, but rather the speed, it's too fast

Mio...

Dizzy love!

>>74204685
Mio...

Mio!

Eber!

I will probably drop Mio

>>74204685
Even she knows some of her mutuals get too "friendly"

>>74204685
Still gonna cheat on Mio

Muyu...

I'll cheat on Mio on main from now on

>>74206142
Getting mad at yuri bait is no different from getting mad at loli and shota. None of it's real

>>74206358
but Mio does get angry at shotas in her porn

>>74206358
Except she said herself that she feels more romantic attraction to women.

>>74206412
She doesn't get mad at it for existing though

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/sAgC94Wob2M?si=-SdUf2agcEDsXfuJ

Damn did anyone save the tellonym before she deleted it?

stop talking about it or you're gonna make the schizo in me complain about it to her

>>74206830
What did she say

>>74206748
every gundam track i hear is fucking amazing. but i'm intimidated by the prospect of actually getting into gundam
good post anon even if i'm not sure i get it

>>74206830

Beerpals be normal for five fucking minutes: challenge level IMPOSSIBLE

>>74207124
>"Beerpals"

Mio not bite anonymous bait for five fucking minutes: challenge level IMPOSSIBLE

>>74206914
It's pretty simple to get into. If you want main timeline just watch MSG TV series or movie doesn't matter both have pros and cons, then watch Zeta TV series only, then ZZ then CCA after that you can just watch whatever. Technically the next true continuation after CCA is Hathaway's Flash but those aren't finished yet. Alternatively you can just watch an AU first like G or X or 00, but keep in mind no 2 AU are the same. Also watch Turn A Gundam after that stuff because it's a masterpiece

I'm going to be so fucking happy if that phase x SPWN collab ends up being some sort of 3d concert. I'd give anything to see Ember on stage.

>>74206914
i'd say just watch the UC timeline altogether. its grueling to complete it, but trust me it's worth it

>>74207706
I think just focusing on Tomino's works for the UC timeline and then watching whatever ova catches your fancy is a better way of doing it.

Mio said she was on a diet because she was afraid beerpals would leave her if they saw how she looks. Many saw it when the seanig posted it on twitter and nobody left. Can she finally stop with the diet now?

>>74203207
Yeah, it's wild to think that there was a time when Kazu was sorr of attached to his chat and streamed almost every day. I accepted a while ago that his heart isn't in it and probably won't be again.

I'm starting to think, nay, perhaps even theorize, that alias anono isn't the smartest vtuber.

I only cheat on Mio with someone she dislikes and who streams when Mio is sleeping, that way she’s never in chat to see me

>>74208328
I love my other girlfriend Alias Anno and watch her when Mio is not around

I love my daughterwife she was even cuter today

why dafuq are these members only now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5GNg953jPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hXAbasP0b4

*hits pipe*

>>74208328
I man she did injure herself trying to use a arc setting to impress a guy she liked.
Severely enough they caked 911

>>74211828
Using a sex swing.
I'm fucked up rightnow and glide type sucks

>>74211438
Poorfags don't deserve a girlfriend

Alias is on that Gosling grind

i'm trying to navigate miori's carrd but i haven't had success on her store. where do you buy her voicepack?
also whoops, initially posted this on lig

>>74212132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN-aZDW2EY

>>74204936
Yeah but I think she has her favorite cocks so don't try.

>>74212132
I don't remember her doing this many ASMRs before....

>>74214302
She is horny
or she is gonna try to speedrun her numbers then chill out after the first month

>>74203717
its a curse to be edt and a night owl. sleeping yuuna is the only source of sanity i can grasp in this sea of SEA

>>74212232
https://cherry-war-f92.notion.site/VDAY-2024-2c55a6668a8d42ffa45dca183fdbe01e

>>74207916
>Mio still comes /here/
>Probably sees that basically fucking everybody who cares for her wellbeing at all is begging her to quit the diet because it's obviously doing more harm than good
>Refuses to quit the diet and now has probably memed herself into an eating disorder because the SEA retard keeps spamming "mio fat"
Why is it so easy for a single idiot to oneguy her into doing something stupid but completely impossible to get her to listen to a majority opinion with the intent to help her?

>>74215783
thank you beerpal. also, how was i supposed to find this? did she post it on members, on her twitter? she needs to streamline her merch & audio sales to make it easier for non-beerpals. for example, if it was members then to write on the youtube community tab "valentine's voicepack available, join today!"

mio fat spam wasn't even insulting enough. that schizo need to come up with better harassment

>>74207644
Would she even be involved in it if it happened? I assume that'd be why a bunch of the talents flew out to Japan, but Ember wasn't one of them.

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>74207644
What's SPWN?

>>74217012
her valentines stream

>>74211828
>>74211897
>Injured herself so severely on a sex swing that they faked 9/11
Damn...

>>74219086
Extreme embarrassment requires a measured response.

>>74218222
Jap service that handles paywalled streams for concerts

>>74197442
VRchat streams make me too horny. She does her cute intro bits, all's going well, until she wiggles her fat ass into the camera, and I spend the rest of the day gooning to her. Every time without fail.

>>74197223
>>74197254
Is there hope?

>>74219941
You guys actively ruin the streams for me.

>>74220525
This is like saying your steak is ruined because it touched the potatoes

>>74220525
I just came.

>>74212132
>Gosling grind
Curious to see how long it lasts, she was never gosling/CGDCT friendly in the past
Though it seems that v4mirai is leaning more into gfe stuff with this latest gen
The globie connection has the strong possibility to make things awkward though, might be funny

>>74202144
>Yuuna
Can cook.
>Dizzy
Cannot cook.
There was only ever going to be one outcome in the Emberbowl I'm afraid.

>>74220819
More like thinking your steak is ruined because someone else in the restaurant is eating a salad.

>>74220861
How long have you been watching her?

>>74220901
And it took this long for tonya to reach over 100 IBS?
My stomach is fucking growling I WANT THAT

>>74220861
I think she makes it clear enough that her GFE content is just performative, she's been pretty consistent about that.

>>74220819
I dont want to listen to men talk about jerking it to my favorite gfe every single day it's kind of gay.

>>74220974
>And it took this long for tonya to reach over 100 IBS?
The "culturally Korean" status effect gives a -75% debuff to architectural gains, even a level 99 feeder master like Yuuna struggles to overcome that.

>>74220974
>>74221220
Tonya mentioned a couple times that she has to lose weight to visit her family. Korea is fucking crazy.

>>74221220
Tonya is unironically a 10/10
I was actually surprised, no wonder Mio feels self aware going out with her

>>74221478
Tonya is definitely very conventionally hot but I unironically think Mio is the more attractive one of the two.

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>74220926
I don't watch her, only learned about her when she became Haewon and did the typical deep dive around that time and people spam her here so by passive exposure I see what she's up to
>>74221000
I mean it's performative for virtually every vtuber
Vtubers with an actual girlfriend-esque connection to their audience, Mio for example, are far and few between
Usually though when offering gfe it's understood that the overall environment will be male free

>>74221084
I know it's a little rude of me to straight up jerk it to the communal girlfriend that keeps shaking her tits and ass at me and shares ero art on her various twitter alts. I hope you rest easy knowing that I don't chat or interact with her otherwise.

>>74210793
>she was even cuter today
Did I miss something?

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; wrapped up in soft silk blankets, her plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

New thread
>>74224006
>>74224006
>>74224006