/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

i did forearm exercises for the first time and i noticed my right forearm is waaay stronger than my left one

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

I am actually deeply in love with this tiny anxious bratty womanchild. I need to protect her.

Bikebandsbinbabourblass,
boboobarbabaysbofbourbives

Give me the shark and no one gets hurt! I'm not afraid to use this thing!!

Baguraette honhonhon

>>74167681
I think I need to make my own French Gura image to use as a ritual response. I want to say something like wee wee monsieur.

>>74167784
You have my blessing, go for it chumbie!

I think I have figured it out.
But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

>>74167784
>>74167907
Blitzkriegura heilheilheil

https://files.catbox.moe/nx5f7v.mp4

>>74167351
samen

>>74167357
same desu except that applies to my entire right side of the body, it's weird because I'm actually left handed

>>74168034
Did someone say blitzkriegura

>>74168034
>>74168139

Gurass

>>74167579
You'll feel better if you drink this.

I wuv (You)

>>74168275
E...Even me?

>>74168306
Especially (You)

Are we done with copes like "personal issues" or "health problems" or "busy"?
Look at her, back from a huge leave, that was preceded by a huge leave, that was preceded by huge leave etc
And she can't even stream once every few days.

>>74163703
it's crazy how you think being against Anita Sarkeesian-tier nonsense makes you "schizophrenic" and a /pol/ user, when literally every single person you would encounter on the internet and even real life hated it less than 10 years ago. These are the kind of people who pollute the Gura threads despite obviously having her, I suppose.

>>74168203
SNIFFFFF

dino

Instead of the obvious bait above, can you give me a (you) instead, please.

>>74169396
Of course the crossposting schizo is a polfag

>>74169512
dozo

>>74169560
does the word schizo mean literally anything to you beyond "person I don't like", you disgusting cockroach?

>>74155548
>>74156477
>>74156856
>>74163703
>Women and femininity existing as a distinct concept is /pol/ brainrot
Holy infertility, batman
Seriously, why are moderns like this? It's like someone flipped a switch in their brains that turned off their ability to grasp metaphysics, resulting in epistemological strangulation wherein their whole view of reality is permanently stuck on a setting of "100% atomized and granular"
Concepts like individuals being expressions and outgrowths of their group, or that particular elements of a set can vary in their accident while remaining the same in their substance, or even that, yes, if you hypothetically DO have a disproportionately high occurrence of substantial outliers within a sample then that is the very definition of an improbable statistical anomaly, are rendered utterly elusive to the liberal mind. Two things are either perfectly identical, or entirely unique; they are, quite literally, literally incapable of seeing the forest for the trees
Frankly, it is deeply disturbing, and the fact that this mentality has become so utterly ubiquitous among certain subsets of the population should constitute serious cause for alarm among those who yet to lose their sanity. I wonder what Gura thinks, in those times where she's unfortunate enough to encounter such individuals in her day-to-day life

>>74169512
I can do both, (You) know

Can you not help yourselves?

>>74169930
I could if I wanted to, but my autism leads me to believe that sometimes these things need to be said

>>74169660
waaat? that's crazy... are you telling me "based" just means "something I agree with" too? preposterous.

>>74169930
sorry. I just got kind of set off by the anti-Gura posting along with this obvious anti hanging around in the thread. Sometimes I think it helps to show them that they're not welcome, so new posters don't think that's how they should act

>>74170145
Yes that is what based means. That's what it's always meant. "Schizo" isn't some hip young lingo for "uncool", it means someone who literally suffers from a mental illness that causes them to fabricate grandiose conspiracies. You would probably know that if English was your first language.

>>74170278
>someone who literally suffers from a mental illness that causes them to fabricate grandiose conspiracies.
The thing is people of that literal definition are extremely common here, it's not really an overuse, it's accurate, they're just abnormally prevalent.

>>74170278
did you not detect my obvious sarcasm?

>>74170445
I am so fucking tired of retards like you. I didn't say anything about "overusing" the word. That person isn't using schizo in response to some absurd rrat posting, he's using it to mean "someone [he] disagrees with."

>>74170605
Didn't seem that way to me at all, I think it was the mentally ill grandiose conspiracy part that caused him to use that word.

I ate chinese food just an hour ago, but now I'm hungry again...

What a few days without sharkunny does to an ebi

>>74170537
Yes, I clearly caught it, dumbass. Did you not catch that I thought your point that you conveyed via sarcasm was retarded? It's like arguing with a brick wall.

>>74170742
shark juice is my natural habitat, I can't survive long without it...

>>74170740
I ate a large stuffed crust pizza from little caesars yesterday. I think I need to eat something lighter today.

>>74170740
Yeah I notice that too after eating Chinese. Drink some milk maybe.

>>74170779
I thought it was funny

>>74170685
"I think liberals are wrong about everything", the world's most grandiose conspiracy

>feed me

Drink shark juice, it's heathy and good for you.

>>74171026
Bait shouldn't be this mystifying

>>74169660
Yeah, it means someone who says stupid ass shit because they're retarded

Are you are chumbybumby

>>74171048
say aah

I had a dream where I got to play with Gura's tail. It was moist and rough like sandpaper but sharper. Gura also got aroused when I pulled her tail upward. I wasn't allowed to touch her broken fin despite panties being A-OK.

>>74171330
How is she supposed to chew that you retard? You need to feed her baby food.

>>74171396
My life is hell and my dreams are only nightmares of people from a distant past.
I walk alone on this dead black asteroid.

>>74171502
Some day you'll have Gura dreams.

>>74171464
yes just ignore the razor sharp teeth...

>>74171396
>>74171502
>>74171592
NTA, I only dream like once a year.

>>74171664
That she can't use with the dental work going on...

>>74171692
Do you smoke weed? I have to go sober for a few days before I get my dreams again

Why does poop sometimes float and sometimes sink?

>>74171723
nonsense...

>>74171920
I’ve never had a floater ever.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura has been fertilized by me

>>74172366
me in her tummy

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>74171920
gas.

Are you a wumbagooey tho…

Gura finds stuff like this funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H72D8ivI0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2uZ4WeU1_4
And honestly? I do too.

>>74172366
I made this post

>>74172749
I will ponder my gorb

>>74171089
Gross. That's a man skinwalking her

>>74173805
Don't tell them or they will have another melty.

>>74173805
retard

>>74173805
>>74173895
You really don't have to do this loop again.

>>74174088
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>74171747
Nah it's probably just because I sleep like shit.

Why does she want to get spanked so much?

>>74174838
I said it many times before, she is literally begging for correction, but nobody ever fucking does it.

>>74174838
She's into DDLG

>>74174838
She's a brat that has no one but us to correct her.

>>74173895
Good. We shouldn't allow that brown faggot to skinwalk her. She ghosted us during all of May and all we got was a bunch of those Kanauru music videos on her birthday

>>74175078
He only did the skits, bozo.

>>74175146
>He only did the skits
He did just the skits for that stream but her past two birthday streams were skinwalked. You watched a man dancing in a Gura skin

If Gura is not a child then why is she so erotic?

>>74175338
>>74174066

>>74175396
but she's a child?

What are chumbies doing on this comfy Sunday?

>>74175329

>>74175513
I will play civ6

>>74175513
I will train arms and back today

>>74175513
Playing MH world, I don't remember it being this tedious to advance in the story...

>>74175513
Playing utawarerumono mask of deception

>>74175513
work

Chumbuds, why is your oshi so gay?

>>74175513
Delivering pizzas. Listening to podcasts while driving.

>>74175513
Mourning an old friend by listening to bach

>>74175869
why does she have TITS

>>74175513
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>74175869
More importantly, is Gura a top or bottom?

>>74176156
definitely bottom

>>74176156
She's a switch

>>74175945
Well gura does like her women with some melons

>>74175925
I don't know who you are and it means nothing, but I'll still express my condolences. That sucks, man.
Let's go.

Gura should play one of those games with Marie Rose in it.

>>74176272
>>74176318
Apex predator.

Is Gura a fembud?

>Gura still calls Miku her wife but told us she doesn't actually see Miku that way
>anons still trying the lesbian angle
Sorry buds, she's married to me and there is nothing you can do about it.

This girl has good tastes.

Gura is now a Vocaloid. She is following in the footsteps of her childhood idol, Hatsune Miku.

>>74175513
t. nightshiftbud, just got a call from my boss, heading in a few hours early today
Works for me, three hours of overtime let's gooo

>>74177123
She sees Miles, Lucio, and Blade that way and was trying to hint that she wants lewd artists to draw her with dudes like that.

>>74177123
>>Gura still calls Miku her wife but told us she doesn't actually see Miku that way
Dumb homos often say stuff like that

>>74177465
Gura likes white guys
Maaaaaaybe she's okay with asians due to her anime brainrot/vtubing background, but our shark ain't no mudshark

Succy~ succy~

>>74177610
Gura loves SEAbuds the most

Alright don't bring race wars into this, we're just having fun and being comfy, yes?

>>74177123
Looks like cope to me

>>74177787
Ogey bud, since you asked so nicely I shall wage my comfy race wars in another thread <3

>>74177783
Because she finds their ESL and schizophrenia adorable?
Is there a name for such an obscure, specific and esoteric philia?

>>74177610
She said she was not into young Dante and not into pretty boys from anime, but she seemed interested in those three darker guys.
>>74177787
Just trying to figure out what kind of lewds Gura would like. I'll wait and see if she makes a horny comment.

>>74178041
Please don't give whatever thread you're talking about a hard time, they don't deserve it either.

I love her.

>>74178189
>not into young Dante
yeah same reason she didnt like nero, because they'e both little bitches, but she does like oji-dante aka me

>>74178474
Yeah but she also clarified saying she doesn't see older Dante that way, just as a cool old dude.

>>74178349
Not as much as I do tho

>>74178671
Gutsbud! Get him!

Stop being so horni for my wife.
Go goom and then come back. If you're not satisfied goom again.

>>74178850
I will. BY GOOMING ON HER

>>74178671

>>74169660
Nta but I explained it last time. A schizo is someone saying something that goes against reality. Sky is green or Gura is Gawr

There's clear evidence that she isn't gay but I'm not allowed the post it

>>74179228
Gawr is Gabby dumbud, that's why she's such a slut.

>>74179519
Retard

today's stream is delicious!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118031705

MY wife

>>74177787
This post stuck out to me a bit, a while ago.
>73888593
I don't care for most of said post, hurf durf all her fans left etc, but I do sorta agree with the very last bit, in that this thread in particular is just troll trolling each other. Many have outright left and those of us remaining are mostly staring silently. I don't think I'd call this place comfy even during a lull anymore, it's more like schizos larping at it until the fullblown schizoposting starts up again.

>>74177465
>>74178189
She mostly played as Lucio in OW. She says a lot of things are cute. And everyone thinks Blade is cool. Don't know why you try to push this angle just because she spoke positively of those characters. It's really weird.

>>74179878
>And everyone thinks Blade is cool.
Nah, that's not true, vampires don't think he's cool.

MY Gurandma.

No one understands her like I do.
That's why I will marry her.

>>74179878
idk I'm just considering doing lewds with Krita and wondering what Gura would like.

>>74179878
>She mostly played as Lucio in OW
demonstrably false, she played almost every healer, some tanks (reinhardt and zarya) and soldier 76, but she mostly played ana and mercy

>>74177465
retard

>>74177473
>Gura is only lying or wrong when it doesn't fit my version of her
You're wrong anon, let it go.

>>74180123
Gura likes getting rough handled and sexually bullied T u T

>>74180242

>>74180304
And the same things can be said about you. Do you see how dumb internet arguments are?

>>74180367

>>74180492
>And the same things can be said about you
Im trusting what my wife to be said is true, not making things up about her.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

MY wife

I share my birthday with my Oshi!!!!!

>>74180632
I want hamborgar too

>>74180676
I ate a spicy hamborgar 3 hours ago and took a nap. Jwu

>>74180520
Relax, I didn't really intend to make the shitposting worse.
I still love her more than you

ok fags where is the "anatomy of a chumbud" edit? I know you have it.

>>74180978
no idea what you're referring to

>>74181443

>>74167241
Gura has to be said that when she was the has to show where we can be there is.?
If there was for a way to show for her to show us then when can Gura be there with show for us.?

Gura does not want you to cum on her.

>>74181651
She wants me to chum inside her

I have sickle cell anemia and strong foot odor

>>74181482
Damn what a gigachad hes even got a g/f in her sexual prime

>>74181733
I just can't believe there is no gura version but now that I think about it...

>>74181764
It’s in the last thread

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>74181801
Yes I am mister

>>74181482
I want to be just like that guy

>>74181482

>>74181929
>vtuber
not gura enough for me

>>74181962
I didn't make it

>>74181987
Not my problem. Fix it. NOW.

I’m literally the last 10 posts in this thread. What’s going on

I think I'll chill and play more Unicorn Overlord tonight.

>>74181987
STILL I need to say it

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>74182335
>*Li touchí*

>>74181999
>>74182148
too much work, I don't even agree with most of the edit, just make a better one from scratch yourself

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>74181573
Hi strokebud

Wife soon?

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>74182716
Wife always and forever

>>74182514
>*Lo touché*

>>74182885
https://youtu.be/x7_jYYISAbM

Why the fuck has frogposting been allowed lately.

>>74183185
Suck it

>>74183185
There are financial incentives. If you know, you know.

>>74181929
based

Uh oh. Frog bros I think we got too cocky

>>74183072
Cozykino

>>74183185
because you did not say "kys frogposter" enough.

Fembuds fembuds fembuds

>>74183817
this but unironically

Are you a chumbagooey

>>74183957
Please stop doing corruptions of the ritualpost!!!

this is what gura likes

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

>>74184106
based

I wish Gura would do twitter likes it's mildly annoying that the most recent one isn't her but her friend mumei

>>74184054
They’re not “corruptions”. It’s how I show that I love you guys

>>74184106
she's just like me...

>>74184316
I wish I was Ame...

>>74184106
I think they should kiss.

i hope she gets to schoolgirl with kronii next time

>>74181727
You forgot your worst affliction:
you're black.

>>74184054
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semem fo rehtom ,aruG yknitS>
sus/ggg/ ,ynnuc yht fo tiurf eht si desselb dnA>
silol tsgnoma uoht tra desselB>
eeht htiw si oogaY>
rwaG fo lluf ,aruG liaH>

>>74184892
begone unholy demon

>>74182514
If Gura is lonely, imagine what that says about how she thinks of us, considering she doesn't want to stream.

So we're never going to get consistent streams ever again, are we?

>>74185159
But we're back?

So we're never going to be free of threadshitters ever again, are we?

>>74185159
Ask Gura.

So, I finally got around to watching Her. Been planning to for a while, seemed especially relevant now with all the recent AI advances. Also been wondering why The Moon Song makes Gura so emotional.

Different from what I was expecting, but good. Did not see the ending coming. A surprising amount of parallels between the relationship with the AI and with vtubers. Also, we're actually pretty close to some of the stuff in that movie being a reality already. Pretty crazy.

Speaking of crazy, I have to mention the movie is literally named HER and then the name of the AI OS?? Reality really feels like a cosmic comedy sometimes.

>>74184892
HOLY SMITE!

>>74185069
Imagine punching this thing as hard as you can right in its solar plexus. Kek

>>74185451

>>74185451

And now I need to actually watch Bladrunner 2049 because I've only seen the original

>>74185657
I’ve never seen it either. I have a hard time having an interest in anything anymore…

>>74184892
Fuck off Satanbud

>play Resident Evil 4 remake
>expect the perfection of the original with modern polish
>You should play on Professional if you played the first game!
>oh okay, I beat the first game on Professional lets do it

>enemies are bullet sponges
>the pistol is now a peashooter
>ganados often do not get staggered when shot in the head
>one attack deletes most of my health bar
>there is no dedicated dodge button anymore

>>74186235
Yea but you can play it in VR can't you?

>>74186235
yeah but Ashley is pretty hot no?

>>74186619
>yeah but Ashley is pretty hot
Luis' "The President equipped his daughter with ballistics" line censored.
Tits nerfed
Legs covered
Age increased

>>74186700
aw, well I've only seen the new art and animations from it, I've seen nude and outfit mods from the previous remakes, they're pretty good.

I just had a nice nap

>>74185159
Ask Gura this

>>74186971
i just ate half a chicken. life is good.

>>74187096
fat

>>74187096
You ate half a live chicken? What are you some type of ogre?

>>74187294
the chicken was dead. I don't know who killed it

>>74187213
I need to snuggle this creature

>>74187431
Her breath is probably rancid

>>74187476
False. Gura takes care of her mouth and uses mouthwash regularly.

>>74187508
Hmmm.

>>74187508
mouthwash? yea my semen

She uses kid toothpaste.
I'm trying to convince myself that she's actually a full grown woman and not a child, but she keeps doing and saying things that convince me otherwise.

Gura is my real girlfriend.

Gura is my real Gurandma.

Gura is my real gurwife

>>74188085
You'd use kid toothpaste too if normal toothpaste made you nauseous.

Gura is my real wife

Do you think it's true?

>>74188836
yes it's true that Gura is my wife

>>74188836
yes it's true that Gura is my Gurandma

>>74188836
yes it's true that Gura is my girlfriend.

>>74188836
Yes it’s true Gura is my goofy goober

It's true. Gura is a real and cute girl that thinks about (Me) when she feels bad.

I kinda wanna drink a coffee and play vidya but I gotta get up early tomorrow. What do

>>74189382
go bed

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

Man I love dried shredded squid. I wish it didn't give me the shits.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming

Child

I already feel sick. Reading that last post really put me over the line

>>74190346
gura vomits when aroused

>>74189606
she became a kia boy

I don't understand why she doesn't want to spend more time with us. She seemed happy during the Mon Hun stream.

>>74191222
the fear of doing something is usually worse than actually doing the thing, that's how it is for me anyway.

>>74191065
I’m watching an asmondgold video about that now

Yeah the shredded squid is hitting now

You guys are scaring me. I feel, I know I've seen seen this entire thread before almost word for word. Either that or I'm losing my grasp on reality.

It hurts a lot. I wish she had empathy for us. I wish we could make memories with her again.
I don't think things are ever going to get better. I really don't.
This was last year by this time. Things are only getting worse.

>>74192915
I get that feeling too and wonder if I’m losing my mind. One of these days I should tell you my ideas on eternal recurrence

>>74192915
I know what you mean. Just try and learn to get used to the loops and try to ignore them.

>>74191222
>don't understand why she doesn't want to spend more time with us
Ask her yourself

Cringe bait alert

>>74192915
It's been like that for over a year but you're just now noticing.

>>74193601
you don't need to alert people have brains and can tell on their own

>>74193015
cool

>>74193565
Do you really think she would want to answer that?

>>74193682
I'm kind of retarded.

I get the loops and ritual posting but man this is something else. I also had a crazy nap dream. Probably that threw me off for the rest of the day.

Damn I Love Gura

>>74193807
Don't know. Better than just asking it here where you're guaranteed to not get an actual answer.

>>74193015
Look dude, when all this EN shit started it was fun and games, primarily thanks to the COVID lockdowns. The girls were friends, they had time for eachother, and they didn't have very much back-end business shit going on to draw them away.

When the lockdowns ended things changed. Now they've got business trips, corporate contract deals, concerts, recording, all that shit. Gura's never been one for the 9-to-5 work grind in the first place and that's a lot of shit to deal with. Steaming isn't part of her contractual obligations, so it's going to fall behind 1) Work and 2) Personal Time. Not much to be done about it.

>>74193015
if those are just public stream and I'm reaading it correctly I'm legit counting the same number of streams as last year

Ugh, that OP image is gross. I hate art that makes Gura's hips, ass and legs so big. She's tiny. Why do faggots do this?

Remember when Gura said last stream that she doesn't "love Miku like that." She is not a lesbian and you all fall for the kayfabe. She likes cock only, and not yours.

>>74194517
The fact that she had to clarify to Miku specifically is absolute proof that she has had these feelings for other women.
Go ahead, try to counter this point you can’t

Peanut budder and bellys…

>>74194323
Gay.

>>74195524
mmh belly...

does Gura have a jelly belly?

>>74196277
Yeah and cankles too kek

>>74193601
But my wife is cringe and I love her despite it, hell it only makes me love her more.

>>74196915
Gura isn't cringe. She's been cringe exactly one time, when she was explaining morbing to Shion. No other time.

>>74194264
She had 9 public streams by this point last year. This year she's done 9 including the unarchived karaoke. Now maybe she might do better later, but right now she's doing just as bad as last year

Day 3! Give it up for day 3!

>>74197410
Nah she's cwinge, and I love it.

>>74199639
She is not cringe!

>>74199196
You’re living on borrowed time Krabs, mark my words

>>74199849
I love the nyamunyamy

>>74199682
She is cringe, and I love her love for fanfic/roleplay!

You know what? I'm not longer anoyed Gura didn't learn japanese, I think it is for the best.

>>74200816
but I thought she's still learning?

>>74200816
Why? And also I'm not sure you even really know English.