/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Liggerman needs correction!!!!!!!!

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

>No good vtubers on
Vtubing is dead.

Love my wolf wife

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*is holg*

>>74149756
cum cat is on

Happy Monday lig I love my oshi!

>>74149729
Obesely disintegrated knee cartilage tissue brought on by low levels of below average human exercise.

https://clips.twitch.tv/EndearingZanyAardvarkOMGScoots-d_phyiDK9vDiy72-

>>74149756
the CEO of yapping is live
singing even though she is sick and her voice is scuffed

>Fall asleep to clown wife and her friends
>Wake up hearing positive affirmations
it was a good stream

>>74141867
Who is she?

>>74149805
90 minutes early?

>>74149686
>Kekji
Explain.

>>74149879
>used to scream because she liked to lose her voice
She was a really weird kid

https://twitter.com/PirateSoftware/status/1782015240345198916
spread this to chuuba servers for brownie points
though I doubt there'll be many liggers that are big enough for the discord to actually be tracked

>>74149941
Drama buff stream 3 days ago. Numbers anon hasn't posted any new numbers since. He continues to get no discussion in the thread other than from tourists asking why he's in the OP numbers.

If I had a nickel for every ligga that has memento mori tattood across their chest I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's kinda weird it happened twice https://twitter.com/SiiaKiname/status/1782020053506154829?t=wlYaT07FQ0grVGm5nLKCVg&s=19

>>74149921
kuu schizo's oshi savehymn, he keeps spamming her here constantly lmao or it's just meredith herself

>>74149971
What does that bot account do?

>>74149879
Olivia isn't live.

>>74150065
ChatGPT rewrite this post in English

>>74150037
He got keked by a girl toy (who weirdly enough isn't Jatsukii) then nutted on by his former bros which made him cry like a bitch. This should've put him in the polar opposite position of what he is now.

guys i took the grimmi potion at 3am i am not feeling so good
ouguh
i am... cHaNgiNg...

>>74150065
you're mentally ill

>>74149971
>He believes any chuuba knows what that is or what those instructions mean.

>>74150093
scrape everything

https://clips.twitch.tv/ClearCuteHamPlanking-8KI6ZFRDmepskyaJ

she is not wrong about western vtubers

>>74150158
Into a painslut??

Maybe it's brain damage from watching saru so long but I really like it when saru gets mad at ne/us for things that arnt our fault

>>74150170
Oh... That's not good. Good thing that my oshi only posts stuff that shouldn't get scraped in her t3 chat. I guess the bot can't get into that chat at least

>>74150166
just find the account, ping the bot and the mods and say "this is a bot that scrapes everything on the server"
they can bypass rule accepted roles

>>74150166
They suck piratesoftwares dick so it doesn't matter if they understand it >>74150166

>>74150136
I prefer to call Oli the "Yap Princess"

>>74150183
>>74149879
explain this shit

https://www.twitch.tv/nekrolina/clip/TawdrySmellyBibimbapDoggo-ujgjVZL23dmmR9Zy?filter=clips&range=30d&sort=time

>>74150170
my years of logs in the jerma subs chat...

>>74150207
I rarely watch her at all but I think it's cute too.

>>74150284
What is there to explain? Take a shower. Now!

14:30 Sarus so cute

liggers for this feel?

fyi nagi has over 128 thousand dollars of wanted stuff on throne

>>74150207
It's GFE

>>74150150
The numbers represent CCV of the stream that day, not whether a streamer is good or bad. Blame whoever the fuck watched that garbage for adding a +1 to that number.

>>74150368
Shondo

>>74150369
heheh its okay! you dont have to do it!! unless...?? heheh

What am I?

I'm still sad saru didn't put the frilly pink babydoll outfit on throne

>>74150504
boring bitch

>>74150504
A blithering idiot

Is noomcraft already dead

>>74150504
irony poisoned bitch

>>74150504
Not nise.

>>74150504
cute

>wake up
>no good liggers live

>>74150602
Was it ever alive?

>>74150368
Sayu

>>74150624
no lig is live so I'll just watch my cute shota

>>74150284
she has her moments

>>74150624
Sarus on

>>74150602
>>74150651
they built houses and then just use the emote/in-game chat to have group chats in-game and not actually play, it might as well be a discord call.

>>74150691
that game is boring

Let's face it, /lig/ is over party. I'm watching Miko

>>74150707
That's why I hate Mc, it always turns into a discord call

every week I look forward to the weekend, but my oshi doesn't stream on weekends so I'm left feeling empty

>>74150707
There literally isn't anything interesting to do Minecraft

>>74150504
dumb

>>74150707
They also got god tier shit after like the first day before most people joined so there wasn't really anything else to do besides exploring

Happy claps

>>74150832
socute socute

I don't know what to stream today

Remember to do your kegels

extremely hard cock thrusting in and out of wet vtuber pussy

I wonder how much Saruei masturbates

>>74150912
why haven't she graduated yet?

>>74150707
Every minecraft server is doomed to die unless there are a few Minecraft autists who will play just for the love of building huge monuments or making farms for every resource in the game.

I miss feemsh I tire I wish feemsh was in my bed and I could cuddle her to sleep. I bet I'd wake up more refreshed.

>>74150938
I don't know, I'm just flexing my asshole right now

I just masturbated

>>74151019
Not with a bro? shame

>>74151018
What's the point of kegels
>>74150972
I think you should be on medication of some kind feemshmisser. I'm afraid you're going to snap one day and kill someone.

I will now masturbate

>>74151019
Did you cum??

>>74151078
Shooting farther

>>74151082
yes obviously I'm not some gooner degenerate

>>74150955
You'd have to do build wars or pvp to sustain stuff like that

>>74150929
2 to 3 times a day lately

>>74150755
Sorry, I don't work on weekends so it's the only time we can spend the full day together.

>>74151129
Just checking

>>74151136
I wish these minecraft arcs were more like Nyan's Longest Aliver than a social club that lasts for a week and a half. Minecraft is the perfect medium for game shows and group adventures.

Whenever a ligger dies something sexy I imagine the volume of cum it generated from all of us, like we're all standing in a circle and cumming on a spot

My oshi got banned
https://twitter.com/StreamerBans/status/1781961301238890551

>>74151319
Me in the middle

>>74151319
With her in the middle

>cum cat was worried because a viewer lost the sub name color for a day
cutest parasocial streamer

Upcoming on the Youtubes

>Onolumi: Guild Wars w Jorunna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7i4USE6XpM
Lida: Mascot Crochet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5FC0Kvz0UA
2h - Miyo: Drawing Emotes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awtmG3k_BA0
3h - Verac: Boltgun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dujAYdXjpXI
4h - Shiki: Anime Zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nPs6zN08Wg

bit dead innit
also watching that kyoresu debut and subbing put a bunch of ruskies in my algo, fucking troll

My teeth hurt.
Liggers for this feeling?

>>74151340
again?

>>74150929
Pussy juice probably smells like vinegar.

>>74151018
>I'm just flexing my asshole right now
you're doing kegels wrong retard. there should be zero asshole movement

Teenruei saying daddy hits different

>>74150295
you really choose oshis that stream once every month you unlucky bastard

>>74149686
Slut hate

https://clips.twitch.tv/SmilingBlightedDelicataDuDudu-96QXalItBPLBum5Z

so this is the power of magic and summons in Elden Ring

Clio has streamed 12 hours 2 days in a row

>>74151516
Aetheltspng

>>74151841
what's wrong with her?

>>74151680
I know. It was just memeing a bit

>>74150368
wifey

>>74151340
i was about to write >INIS NO!

I think my clown wife is asleep

I'm tired of grooming chuubas, I want a chuuba to groom me

>>74152184
Watch Olivia.

buOg

https://files.catbox.moe/qzu4gc.mp4
how hungry /lig/?

>>74151340
Goddamit Inis, not aga-oh, that's surprising

>You're at a thrift store and you run into Rainhoe.
>She has to shit.
>There is no bathroom available.
What do you do?

Well... about that...

>>74152204
imagine olivia creeping into your dms and asking for dirty pics

How do I fill the void?

>>74152209
any news on this boog?

>Literally the only posts about rain whore are scat
Really makes you think.

>>74152285
turn around and let snuffyposter fill that void

What do you anons have to say for yourselves now that Mikey learned how to ego search the /vt/ archive and read about all the times you made fun of him?

>>74152285
Jesus

>>74152285
alcohol

>>74152334
I don't suppose this is recent and that she still streams?
By the way, Abi's mods are fundamentalist fags, but she's cool

>>74152334
she realized you fuckers are coomers and will never repent thats why she graduated

its all you guys fault

>>74152316
iirc most of the rainhoe posters are in vsj

>>74152316
Rain got flanderized. Bao is next soon all the posts will be about her fat ass getting slammed by dogs.

>>74152331
He is an autistic retard, but he already knows this, because I've told him this in twitch chat on multiple occasions

>>74152440
>vsj
nobody talkes about her there either

Listen, any gfe vtuber who eats microwave meals, specificly saru, I have an amazing idea.
>partner with some microwave meal company you like
>shill it on your stream
>always eat on stream and tell people which one you're earing so chat gets the same one and eats together
>sell 1 per viewer every stream because everyone wants to eat with you
>you save time by always eating in stream
>viewers get more loyal because they eat "your" cooking with you every day
>you get money from the meals

>>74152285
gambling, alcohol, masturbation
all at once

losers

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

drawing little Vespers until she comes back Day 11

>>74152676
Factor is a microwave meal company (owned by Hello Fresh) that actually does sponsor chuubas.
Doubt they would partner with a french streamer though, as they are US based.

>>74152676
>he thinks any actual company wants to parnter with vtubers
bro, they only food related sponsorship vtuber can get is gamersupps and sometimes hello fresh but it ends after one round because why the fuck would you buy meal kit subspriction service just becasue your oshi is shilling it
this isn't like a standee or a shirt that you can throw in the closet and forget about

>>74152728
shooting alt

>>74152285
for me? Its fallout 76

>>74152762
>why the fuck would you buy meal kit subspriction service just becasue your oshi is shilling it
I have heard bitter 2views gripe that Hello Fresh sponsorships don't work, but Coqui and Tob do them, and they actually sell really well.
You have to know what you are doing and have viewers with money

I like inis pings

>>74152728
this kinda just looks like she has a weird mouth

>>74152762
>why the fuck would you buy meal kit subspriction service just becasue your oshi is shilling it
As with anything else, no one is buying shit because they need it, but because it's shilled by the influencers

>>74152762
Hello Fresh is actually pretty good.
My Oshi tried it recently and I gave hit a try. The meals are really good. I basically pay for one takeout but get multiple days worth of meals.
Will definitely get another box when I feel like it, but I currently paused all of my deliveries

>>74152209
uuuuuu im so worried

>they wouldn't buy food to eat the same thing with their oshi on stream

>>74152852
I've watched few chuubas like Dya and she sold one sponsorship durring her entire hello fresh sponsored stream
if Coqui and Tob sell them good for them but it's not the norm

>>74152976
some anons oshis eat spoiled sandwiches and raw wallmart mice

>>74152762
Raid Shadow Legends is actually pretty good.
My Oshi tried it recently and I gave hit a try. The game are really good. I basically pay for one battlepass but get multiple packs worth of content. Will definitely buy another pass when I feel lit, but I currently took a break from playing.

>>74153029
Literally me

>>74152899
Same. the quality of their meal ingredients varies WILDLY depending on which one you select, but some of them are great. I like their risotto and ramen kits and their seafood is pretty good.
>>74153010
Dya has no salesmanship. People underrate just how great Coqui is at talking/improv and all charimsa-related rolls.

>>74153010
Dya is an art streamer their audience is weird and nobody gives a fuck about them. Artfag watchers are like ASMR watchers but they don't oil.

>>74153092
This makes me happy, that all of Dya's viewers are poor and indifferent, compared to the affluent and engaged viewership of Coqui of Tob

>>74153128
It's no surprise that Coqui has extremely high quality viewers.

>>74152779

>>74153046
this is a good post

>>74153092
do asmr watchers even oil if there's no incentive like $n for [trigger] or [x] stream at [milestone]?

>>74152976
i cook my own food, amerishart

>>74153092
that is why Dya's audience is superior to Saru's

>>74153155
Coqui's hugbox of a community is absolutely terrible, though.

>>74153199
That's a very low bar

when will there be vtuber sponsored by actual established brand like monster or coca cola

>>74153187
you have to cook meal kits yourself, doofus.
the veggies dont even come pre-chopped or anything and the meat is raw. they just do the shopping for you.

>>74153199
you say this as if that wasn't an incredibly low bar

>>74153199
Wierd cope. Do people even even tell dya they want to fuck her? Imagine being a vtubers with a sexy body and you get zero validation from your chat kek

>>74153258
Juni...

>>74153233
which community do you like, low social skills anon? please tell us.

>>74153233
Who has the best community?

>>74153240
that just sounds like a terrible deal all around
>pay a massive premium for ingredients
>they don't even prepare it for you

>>74153238
>>74153242
Saru has the best comunity on lig

>>74153164
oh nice one anon! This is genius.

>>74153236
Weren't flesh streamers Dog and Hafu in a McDonalds commercial (it probably ran on twitch only, but still, it's a mickey d's sponsorhsip). I'm sure Ironmouse could do something like that.

>>74153292
communities are almost always hugboxes

>>74153233
this will bring the 3am schizos out of the woodwork, excellent bait

>>74153236
If you go on the front page you can see some sponsored streams like Twix or fucking Fidelity, I think I saw Coke once

They're weird streams tbdesu

>>74153293
poorfags just don't get it. we don't like to go outside.
we have good jobs, and our time is actually worth money.
that said, meal kits aren't for everyone. if you love to cook but hate stores and aren't on a super tight budget, they are perfect

>>74153335
multiple streamers got that Mcdonald's deal during covid, Fuslie routinely gets insane sponsorships from major brands like Dr Pepper or fucking Bounty paper towels

>>74153306
Do you have a peer-reviewed source to back that up?

>>74153306
well they're better than Numi.
I wonder how many Hello Fresh kits Saru could sell. It's an interesting question.
Certainly more than Dya, who was mean to her.

>>74153335
McDonald likes to do limited edition items with local influencers

t. eastern euro
there was burger and special shake collab with some local zoomer idol
never saw any vtuber collab though

>>74153430
He said on lig, numi has no community here.

>>74153342
It's almost like people in the community like the streamer

womp womp

>>74153292

>>74153092
>>74153128
Dya's audience is also the Italian-coded type that goes ballistic when someone puts pineapple on pizza or breaks their spaghetti in half and would not embarrass themselves by using hello fresh.

>>74153272
Juni is a very good looking woman but mods will snap you on sight if you compliment her.

>>74153335
>I'm sure Ironmouse could do something like that.
A Little Keezer's ad would draw massive eyeballs to their shitty pizza. Why are ad execs so stupid. THEY ARE IGNORING AN UNTAPPED GOLDMINE.
Also Tob and 4Loko... but I actually feel like this will happen eventually. are alocholic beverage brands allowed to do sponsorships on Twitch?

>>74153518
Yuro's consider meal kits beneath them, like any sane people. East Asians don't fuck with meal kits either.

Just found out I'm a boring autist. Ligger for this feel?

>>74153477
i'm talking about people always agreeing with whatever the streamer says, even if it's a bad idea, people will stay silent instead of saying it's not the best idea

>>74153530
Nobody wants to advertise to pedophile neets

>>74152285
I've been touching grass and watching 2 views

>>74153530
speaking of goldmines Buff werewolf dildos would sell thousands

>>74153646
what about pedophile wagies with TONS OF DISPOSABLE INCOME?
you think we.... er, I mean, they... don't exist?

>>74153622
Me

>>74153622
any of the australians

>>74153615
THESE ARE AMERICAN companies that only ship to America
this is not even a valid discussion.

>>74153233
Kill yourself, 3am splitschizo.

>>74153530
Alcohol sponsors are perfectly fine, Soda had a Bacardi sponsor a couple years ago. Streamers that aren't 5views aren't getting major brand sponsors, thats the reality of it

>>74153739
i thought hello fresh was also shipping to UK or rather they had a branch there

>>74153680
https://bad-dragon.com/products/davidpaw
not an untapped market

>>74152285
Watch her friend Soya, she normally goes live on Sunday.

>>74153629
A good community encourages them to do the bad idea and fail for their entertainment, otherwise you're watching streams wrong

why aren't male vtubers getting period pad sponsorships
majority of their audiences are female

Shondophrenics have been quiet lately whats up

>>74153824
This isn't ip2

>>74153622
girl_dm_
assuming you like to watch vutbers who are boring, just like you.
If you want to watch autistic vtubers who are exciting and interesting, check out chromuchromu

>>74153872
>check out chromuchromu
pink thing more like no stream

>>74153801
sorry, i was preferring primarily referring to the comments that said Italians and SEAfags look down on mealkits, conveniently ignoring the fact that ordering the mealkits isn't even an option.

>>74153680
all me

>>74153854
streams are TV shows where you can jeer and make the monkey dance for money, Vtubers are no exception

>>74153910
good afternoon, time machine-sama. Hope things are going well for you in the world of 3-4 months ago, when chromuchromu was lying in bed all day and feeling depressed. Here in April 2024, where you have unexpectedly shown up, chromuchromu streams 4-5 times a week.

Why do you niggas want streams where you're being shilled lowest common denominator slop for hours

>>74152233
>I'm gonna pop some tags
>Only got 20 dollars in my pocket
>I'm hunting, looking for a come up
>Walk into aisle, anxious looking woman is heading my way
>This aisle is packed with junk, my meaty mcfigure blocks the path
>Think about stepping back so m'lady can pass through because she looks like she's in a hurry. But I'm no "nice guy" huff, "nice guys" never get any respect huff. I have to alpha male this interaction.
>She looks at the exit behind me
>umm excuse me
>WHAT? (in what I think is a new york accent) AAAAAIM WALKIN' HEYA
>oh noo... she wimpers
>I push my mighty form forward slowly, pretending to look at every item on the shelves in turn
>umm excuse me, this aisle is a dead end um, so could you
>YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT THEN, BITCH!
>spit flies from my mouth. I'm really getting into this "alpha" male thing I've been reading about.
>continue looking at every item in the aisle, picking up broken housewares and examining them closely, lifting my fedora and pushing my glasses up as I peer into the intricacies of a disney princess themed nightlight
>each step I take she's forced to take a step back towards the dead end
>she's getting more insistent, my alpha programming is working. I've never received so much attention from a woman before
>we reach the end of the dead end aisle with a bunch of mismatched planks
>I turn around and begin examining every item in the aisle a second time. halfway through I smell an oopsie and hastily shove my hand down my oversized sweatpants and lift it up to sniff
>whew. it smells so bad. smells like someone just took a fat dump in here. I gotta run before anyone notices.

>>74153931
Chuubas are my friends I would never hurt them

>>74153917
there are other companies that do mealkits here and absolutely nobody uses them besides 80 year old geriatrics

>>74153739
>>74153801
Hello Fresh is a German company from Berlin.

>>74154001
>niggas want streams with ads
bizarre comment. I just want my chuuba to make money. You think I actually enjoy playing Ant Legion? I am doing it for Pink Thing.
Okay, I admit, I actually enjoy playing Ant Legion.

>>74153846
Since fujos are likely to free bleed.

The Rainhoe scatposting is ironic right?

>>74153917
there are lots of meal companies in Europe
it's just they don't sell you kits with food you have to make yourself but rather ready made meals tailored to your diet
Like if you want to have a keto diet, or lose weight or gain muscle etc. there are fuck tone of companies that will send you every few days giant bag with meals that just need to be reheated

bunch of people in my office bring those meals to work for lunch

>>74154017
perhaps but they are not shilled by Dya and Tob, that's the relevant fact

>>74154110
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2073364505?t=1h37m17s

>>74154110
No

https://www.twitch.tv/saiiren

noomcraft is thriving with many ligger personalities such as saiiren, kabhal, and bipsy

>>74154132
Did Rainhoe learn her "talking about poop in a cute, sexy voice" schtick from Vei?
Vei doesn't get enough credit for being an absolute pioneer of poop.

>>74154110
no

https://clips.twitch.tv/BumblingBenevolentGiraffeBuddhaBar-wfRNXJPsRSQhKl6O
she is not suffering nearly enough

>>74154110
i honestly clicked on her stream and she came back from brb saying her ass was burning from the huge dump she just fed the toilet

https://www.twitch.tv/selkie_vt

Selkathon day 2 starting now

>>74154190
>many ligger personalities such as saiiren, kabhal, and bipsy
this is irony? right?

>>74154227
hot

You guys have, generally speaking, pretty terrible taste.

>>74154190
grape is there as well, she even got herself a model. but she's playing it offline

>>74154033
Stop being retarded. If they are German, then how do they ship to the US without the food spoiling?

>>74154247
stinky stinky

>>74154289
hi anon

>>74153629
but what about the streamer who's always agreeing with what viewers say?

>>74154247
why is her face slanted like that

>>74154298
he raises an excellent point, anon. explain yourself.

>>74154289
your oshi a shit

>>74154289
Thinking of Rainhoe's heavy hangers, thick thighs, and huge shits

>>74154062
But if you ever looked at a front page ad for the bigger brands it's not the same as hello fresh or an actual video game being shilled where they can do a regular stream

The streamers that are shilling you junk food are extremely fake, there's an eerie off putting sense because the big companies want their product shilling to be sanitized and also the focus

This isn't meat saying at the end of stream "yeah also get Nord VPN" and honking tits for 8 hours if it were coca cola they would have to plastered over the stream while every 10 minutes reminding you to buy Coca Cola TM

>>74154289

>>74154292
that's sick

>>74154378
I don't think that's the case at all. every company is different. but we don't really have any test cases (vtubers with mega sponsors) yet, so it remains in the realm of speculation.

>>74154263
no way. anon's would like to paint noomcraft as dead and a failure because the main squad isn't streaming it for 12 hours a day, but it is in fact, hip, and happening, and with it, and all the hottest liggers are playing there.

Calling all petal pals, rally to /vsj+/, we need you

>>74154336
She had a stroke (the model is set up to track when she does a face like :/)

>>74154298
>>74154359
>a company only operates in the country that it is based in
I'm german and I own hello fresh stock

>>74154519
*petalphiles

>>74154505
you make a sarcastic point, but you also make a legitimate point, that the top tier liggers can't be in the server ALL THE TIME (unless you have a genuine autist like Haruka or something in your server).
Do they at least go in there SOME of the time?

>>74154562
Not everyone can hop on a plane to buy stocks at wall street. nice larp

>>74154625
that's why you call your broker to take the trip for you..

>>74154519
For what reason?

>>74154502
>vtubers with mega sponsors
you mean indies, big sponsors are commonplace in the corporate space

>>74154289
Still thinking about stretching Snuffy. Yesterday was so good.

>>74153846
vtubers need to get sponsored by ketamine clinics this is how they can help society

That guy’s Bat twitlonger was pretty funny
>Uh I didn’t pass the vibe check and get invited into the inner circle
>I was being weird but it’s your fault for not telling me I was being weird
>Bat I liked you so much I thought you were my friend but you’re a bitch and I hate you now
>Bat’s fault I got banned from other communities too
Anon you write like shit and you’re a weirdo.

>>74154887
hell yeah dude

>Nekrolina playing elden ring
I can't watch for another hour or so, but please tell me she plans on doing a full playthrough

>>74154944
is it that 16 page one she mentioned? do you have a link for it? i want to read it

>>74154944
is this an essay in a previous thread or an actual twitlonger

>>74154951
probably. She just spent like 30 minutes or so trying to poke different enemies with spells before running away
this is mind boggling on an entirely different level

>>74154887
>stretching Snuffy
what

>>74150912
No, kegels make me cum too quickly

Hi this is Saruei. I finished playing 4 hours of Darkest Dungeon. Now I will watch Darkest Dungeon memes.

>>74154951
Tell me if her gameplay is bearable, I hate watching women be terrible at games

>>74155071
can you say womp womp on stream?

>>74155090
>Tell me if her gameplay is bearable, I hate watching women be terrible at games
I was going to post the picture of my DAL-E generated AI fat crying man saying these words, but I think I deleted the folder accidentally

>>74155042
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1srv4vk

>>74154887
Snuffy makes me go feral

>>74155211
I didn’t check the date beforehand. Is this really from 2022?

>>74155090
Normally I agree but watching girls struggle through from software games is kino

>>74155064
Don't do them while jerking off then. Don't you want to shoot ropes across your bedroom?

>>74155211

>>74153751
amen

>>74155211
This bloke must have always been mindbroken.

I've been sending messages to Kuu for 4 weeks straight and she still hasn't banned me

>>74155439
ok Cyphi you don't have to flex

>>74155211
Whoa bat is a piece of shit? Who would've guessed.

autistic

>>74155439
try again after two years hoe is loyal I'm still not banned

>>74155437
what would happen if I ate the thing dangling from her head

>>74155211
isn't this that native american looking bat cosplayer?

>>74155439
that’s nice cyphi when is vesper coming back?

>Sinder is a big Neptunia, Danganronpa and Granblue fan
Now that is some shit taste.

Love the silly lady

>>74155439
>>74155528
What are you even messaging her about? Just normal dms?

>>74155439
take your meds schizo

>>74155565
It would be painful.

>>74155211
This is from 2 years ago, why are you all discussing it so much now?

Let's see, if we get a glimpse of the spedge

>>74155357
No, I mean ever since I started doing them, whenever I'm close, I start squeezing. But I've started to squeeze harder and as a result, send myself over the edge, so I've started to trigger HFOs
Its so fucked up
Really wish Lucy didnt taught me that

>>74150912
doing kegels alone are bad for your pelvic floor and can lead to weak erections or full on erectile dysfunction

>>74155565
You wouldn’t actually put it in your mouth would you anon

>>74155849

>>74155808
is she camping with her?

>>74155808
oh they're doing it tomorrow already? nice, looking forward to it

>>74155871
anon no that's her cocka you're sucking on fish sticks

>>74155849
>The methods anglerfish use to locate mates vary. Some species have minute eyes that are unfit for identifying females, while others have underdeveloped nostrils, making them unlikely to effectively find females by scent. When a male finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male becomes dependent on the female host for survival by receiving nutrients via their shared circulatory system, and provides sperm to the female in return.

any yapping ligga live right now? I'm playing a grindy game and i need some noise, don't wanna listen to music

>>74155899
yeah shira mentioned a couple times that the plan was to go camping with Naiyo during her japan trip. didn't think it was happening this soon though

Tell me about Saruei

>>74155964
https://www.twitch.tv/varidetta
behold

>>74155211
Is he wrong though?

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>74155808
We've already seen what she looks like from her photos of her trip to Spain.

>>74156014
you good?

>>74155816
Then what should I do, oh wise master of the pelvic floor?

>>74155718
I recommend her anime every now and then and just dm positive messages and she always kindly replies. Also she watched some of the series I recommended which is nice

>>74155964
https://www.twitch.tv/nekrolina

I NEED TO DO SOME IMPORTANT WORK SHIT TODAY AND I AM TOO NERVOUS, LUCKILY LUMI IS HERE TO KILL MY NERVES
LUMI TIME
ROBO DINO TIME
https://www.twitch.tv/lumituber

>>74156039
Naiyo is a rich nepo baby right

>>74155993
she used to be really mean and angry, and now she became nice for some reason

>>74155808
>chomolungma

"Get a Baggoneggancheese or get out bud, my shifts almost over."
Bodega's new model debut in one hour and fifteen minutes.

>>74155948
god it’s so romantic

>>74156068
kegels and 'reverse' kegels

>>74155964
Selkie is yappin right now

>>74156106
I doubt it. Her school stories suggest she isn't.

>>74156116
Since she was losing viewers as everyone got tired of her.

She's awake. All good

Give me your oshi's twitch emojis

>>74156039
Well I haven't. Did she show the photos on stream, or on twitter?

>>74156165
I think it's the opposite actually she realized she hit the point where she could do nonsense all day and didn't have to be as aggressive personality wise

>>74155849
Ngl i thought this was a Nu Lig. What happened

Our Queen.

>>74156222
They were on stream, yeah. You'll have to see if she archived it or not.

>>74156223
it's actually the opposite she was forced into kindness because bitch did not pay. she lost, and we....we won.

>>74156250
This would've been sexy if I didn't know that that's Pen's fag ass skinwalking.

>>74156210
Sure, just send me $5.

>>74156073
That's wholesome. You're a good person

>>74156290
weird post

>>74156250
No

That song jingle that plays when marimari gets raided has been stuck in my head for hours, i dont like this form of brainrot.

>>74156307
Sent

>>74156322
it's what actually happened

>>74156073
that's cute

Jamalkie

Sitting on my oshis head while she is fishing

>>74156382
heavenlyfather

>>74156390
Me molesting my oshi's butt while she tries to reel the biggest fish of her life

liggers for this feel?

>>74156362
I hate those, they look like 50 rubles, a pain in the ass to count, and at first some people were skeptical of them and thought it was fraud because no one saw the point in 5 paper rubles

>>74156498
marimari

>>74156498
this one

>>74156468
NOOOOOO

Just moved up on my oshi's favourite chatter list, I'm finally top 5.

Americans are the best!
USA! USA! USA!

>>74156181
Good Morning. Snuffy is Cute

There are no good liggers live! There’s only Saru! And Saru is a bitch!

>>74156271
Do you have a date for her return stream?

>>74156545
Her butthole clenching on my finger but eventually loosening once the line snaps

she's not real she can't hurt you

>>74156498
Sex

guys i was in bed with mint castella and i said "prodigious size alone does not dissuade my tiny pp" and she didn't think it was funny

>>74156498
beri would look exactly like this if she wasn't fat

Anon no! You’re goslinging too hard! You’re getting too parasocial! It’s dangerous! You have to stop!
Me:
https://youtu.be/3Q9rewnLFYw?si=tV5Z3S4Qz-sX_iqN

>>74156651
Yes please

>>74156751
Sex with (You)??

Sarus noises somehow got better after becoming younger

>>74156622
Unfortunately, no. You'll have to dig around.

>>74156740
This post was sent to the future by someone in 2013

>>74156822
Thanks. I can roughly estimate, by her twitter posts about going to Spain so it shouldn't be too hard

I'm live lmao

Listening to Motherv3 talk about her drain snake

>>74156834
Actually it was made using internet explorer

Saru is so cute. I will start watching her again.

>>74156976
focus on the stream

Its kind of unfair how someone will raid with 1k and get an entire introduction but when someone raids with 1 person they get ignored.

The enemies of /lig/ are thriving and inclining. How do we stop them?

BREAKING NEWS: INIS IS DEPRESSED

>>74157199
how is that unfair?

>>74157216
gift them subs and say nice things about them

>>74157199
This is a litmus test for your chuuba honestly. There was a 1 view raid in Hymns chat yesterday and she treated the guy the exact same way she treats 200+ raids

>>74157221
[Breaking news] I don't care

>>74157216
>shows 1 of the 3 founders of lig

>>74157032
>032▶
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People used chrome in 2013

>>74157199
I too saw that asshole who raided Saruei with 1 viewer. Can't you make it so that's not possible?

>>74157216
whaddya mean these are lig's greatest allies

>>74157199
people who raid with 1view are often non streamers that just want name shoutout

>>74157199
1 view raids should be treated as advertising.

I want to hear a chuuba yell and rant for 10 minutes at someone who raids her with 5 or fewer viewers.

>>74157221
Entirely unsurprising. I think she needs serious help (if not an entire intervention) to prevent her from an heroing

>>74157257
True, Olivia is nise to whoever raids her.

>>74149686
I like Coqui and her friends.

>>74157216
That's a cute bait, I'm giving you a (You).

>>74157373
Olivia raids her viewers

>>74157287
ITS A JOKE THAT IE IS SO SLOW THAT IT WILL TAKE IT 11 YEARS TO MAKE A POST
GOSH WHY ARE YOU SO DIFFICULT

Even Juniper thanks 0 view raiders.

>Selkie taught Mr.Selkie how to drive
>Now she never drives and he drives her everywhere

Sulkycats > Selkie

>>74157216
lumi is /lig/

>>74157451
don't be weird.

Bedge. I don't actually know what the exact plans between naiyo and shira are but I think it's safe to say the bug probably won't be doing her usual stream. Juni said she's doing the flesh streams whenever she feels like it now, so that's a gamble too. Also the lice is scheduled in about 4 hours iirc, playing some finnish postapo point and click.