/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

Soon

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

>Oh anon...won't you rub and massage my sore feet for me?~ they're starting to get blisters...

I always bloody miss Lia's twitter spaces, just noticed she did one.

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

Can we make this thread better please?

>>74113116
NOW (Literally right now)
Kannagi Loki (16:00UTC | LIVE | Persona 3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icQ9oorU8fA
Fujikura Uruka (00:20UTC | LIVE | Drug Dealer Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBIYTmvM6uQ

SOON
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 2h40m | Frame Miku - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRkevo03xsM

LATER
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 3h40m | Ghostwire: Tokyo)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kaminari Clara (06:00UTC | 5h40m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbRMWVje4jo
Kokoromo Memory & Kannagi Loki (11:00UTC | 10h40m | Goonect)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIwK3fPzeYY
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 10h40m | Earth Science: Shimane)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlEOZSpMPTY

Notes:
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/
>Phase Wars is coming up, signup to play https://phase-connect.com/phase-wars-ii/

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Erina & Ember

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 3

>>74113313
im working on something

>>74113231
Is she seriously going to smoke on stream?

>>74113278
If you mean the one 2 days ago it lasted like 3 seconds before she closed it

Hime's a SLUT and I LOVE her!

>>74113278
>bloody
You should stop being british, it's embarrassing for everyone.

>>74113329
>Loki streamed throughout the night
What audience is she streaming for? The night shift workers? The nocturnal neets?

Janny have mercy on me.

>>74113519
Literally nothing wrong with being British.

>>74113400
Ah.

>>74113313

What drugs is Uruka slinging? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone? What?

>>74113602
All of em

Surely this thread will be better!

>>74113521
Japan probably has as many 24/7 convenience stores as america has churches.

I love being british

>>74113177
Something...is off...

>>74113521
>What audience is she streaming for?
Me, apparently

What's the hardest drugs the phase girls have done?

>>74113650
I like beans on toast

>>74113597
Don't do this to me anon

Reminder that Youtube takes a 30% cut and Twitch takes a 50% cut. Always use Streamlab to donate to your oshi unless you love sucking Google's cock.

>>74113684
my dick

>>74113602
She isn't, it's a LARP

I LOVE PIPPA

>>74113711
I'll invest that money in myself and let Google/Twitch and whores starve to death

Nigger

>>74113684
my penis :)

>>74113116
who is this

>>74113762

>>74113684
I smoked adderral from a natty lite can

Thread needs more manko

>>74113684
male attention

Which phaser can throw that ass back and make them cheeks clap?

>>74113790

>>74113781
bloomers or diapers?

Runie is a virgin

I had sex with Dizzy Dokuro

I hope all of the Talents have a good day today

>>74113832
whichever you want

I kissed 2 girls and 1 guy today. I never kissed anyone before. Why did nobody tell me kissing feels so good

>>74113849
Gross.

>>74113582
>Literally nothing wrong with being British.

>>74113650

Hey /pcg/ I think I made a pact with the devil without knowing

>>74113711
B-but I NEED my name READ! I don't care if my oshi gets less money! I NEED MY NAME READ

>>74113709
No matter how bad it gets, listening to a cute girl sing will always make it better. Even if it makes you feel lonely, it's better than some of the alternatives

>>74113762
Where?

>>74113874
Homo

>>74113874
lol fag

>>74113849
shut up Pippa

>>74113874
Faggot

>>74113781
Hot

>>74113762
Ai!

>>74113927
You can still get your name read via streamelements. You can even get your name read without paying at all.

>>74113874
>1 guy
Was he cute at least?

>>74114033
cute

>>74113849
my condolences

>>74113874
Faggot be gone

>>74113927
Skill issue, my oshi reads my messages whether I donate or not.

>>74114042
I was trying to be sarcastic but yes agreed

How to I become less schizo and start becoming normal like Pippa

>>74113388
Jelly is a bad influence.

>>74114104
Open your ass and your mind will follow.

>>74114104
>anon is more schizo than Pippa
man that's rough

>>74114100
nta but the other asshole, I figured but I am autistic, please understand.

>>74113798
Was that rock bottom or did you go lower

>Loki still going
I kneel

ohio /pcg/

>>74113684
I don't think Pippa has done anything more than drink considering she wanted to give her sister shit for being a tradewife now when the worst she said her sister did in the past was smoke pot.

>>74113874

>>74113874
>Why did nobody tell me kissing feels so good
But we did. It's a legit antidepressant.

Glory to Phase best friend, anal rape to mods mothers.

>>74113827
Ember

Thoughts on Pippa x Lisa?

>>74114104
>normal like Pippa
1. Meds
2. Less parasocialism
3. More interpersonal relationships.

Good luck to us all.

>>74113762
Thank you Nasa, very cool.

>>74114279
friends forever

>>74114186
You're fine

>>74114266

Uruka is a terrible dealer

>>74114266

>>74113762
Death to all "'s".

did you know that loneliness is worse for your health than smoking several packs of cigarettes a day?
the government puts warning labels on cigarettes because they are bad for your health, yet they don't do anything about loneliness, let that sink in. society wants people like you DEAD.

>>74114279
My two cute pure little sisters.

>>74114214

>>74113209
>But maybe it’s just something she saw her half sister do and she internalized it.
Might be a good point, has Pippa talked about how old she was when breederkin started popping out kids? Early enough and it could have painted the whole thing in a bad light.

>>74114366
>did you know that loneliness is worse for your health than smoking several packs of cigarettes a day?
wrong

>>74114266

Phase friend henya wants to play majong with pippa again.

>>74114266
Amen

I'm in love with the sheep

>>74114266
>hey guys, back from ban evasion. I hate mods. Am I cool yet?
No

>>74114419
Hey man I saw an article ok

Phasers are the best livers.

Hina's erotic angelic farts ingested nasally

>>74114279
They should kiss

>>74114408
>cross-thread

>>74114366
That's just modern mental health pseudo science poppycock for lazy benefit scroungers to get sick notes

>>74114279
I love them

>>74114454
Frankly Runie's farts are more appealing to me

>>74114436
I disagree, anon is VERY based.

>>74114366
Extremely debatable.

>>74114364
“Slavs”?

If Pippa and Lisa love each other, why do they never collab?

>>74114436
Why do you come here anon?

>>74114408
I just assume everyone talking about vtubers and sex are just liars and slanderers. Spreading rumors is such a gay thing to do.

>>74114454
>>74114500
we lost our best braphog forever...

>>74114545
Because Lisa has had a year long mental and physical breakdown and is only now starting to recover

I think they should install a gloryhole at offkai

>>74114436
I think he's cool.

I will not brainworm about the lack of twitter activity. I will not brainworm about the lack of twitter activity. I will not brainworm about the lack of twitter activity.

>>74114422
>Ukrainian nazi paraphernalia
Why do post so much off topic shit?

Yare yare daze

>>74114598
only if sakana is a surprise servicer.

>>74114366
Jokes on them, I want me dead too

>>74113781
Cute diaper butts.

>>74114598
It would only be staffed by lia likers and bitos

>>74114501
“Based” as in off topic.

>>74114153
Nta, but yeah, its not fun...

>>74114608
Go do something to occupy your brain.

>>74114612
>Why do post

>>74114652
And starknights

>>74114279
I really hope they collab again once Lisa's voice is all better

>>74114586

am I not allowed to post this anymore?

>>74114586
Yuri wears diapers

>>74114436
>Reeeeee

>commieschizo is on her period again
damn how unhealthy do you have to be to have multiple periods a month

They fear the strong and the truth.

>>74114557
>why do you cum

I come for Phase Connect

>>74114359
She has such an insanely beautiful voice

>>74114586
The good old days

>>74114608
:^)

I'm gonna say it men are more entertaining than women

https://files.catbox.moe/xodgct.mp4
Had to dig through the archive for this one, hope the original lumi/clara anon is still around

Praise to Phase best friend Hitler.

im awfully fuckinh high

Lia should marry me, I can support her.

>Joke about having weed in Twitter
>Now Lisa is spamming me DMs
What I should do anons?

>>74114970

>>74114988
[stares motherfuckerly]

>>74114988
The only thing you can support is someone else's dick in your ass.

>>74114970
I'm calling the police.

>>74114970
I get drug tested too often to partake in anything beyond alcohol. Even then, I am forbidden to drink on days I work and the day before I come to work.

I miss Pippa, and I know next month is gonna be similar cause of offkai...

>>74114999
Let her suck you off

>>74114920
Name 5 male vtubers you watch

>>74114808
Preach.

What's /pcg/s favorite soundpost?

>>74115099
they are all men with voice changers.

>>74114999
I'm genuinely getting tired of this bloody joke, Lisa does none of that stuff

>>74115099
No not vtubers just males in general.

>>74115054
Random drug tests are the worst

>>74115119

Praise to Phase best friend Filian.

>>74115128
Hi Lisa, hope you are doing well

>>74115119

>>74115119

>>74115119
I have so many that I cannot choose.

>>74115119

Pippa status?

>>74115075

>>74115146
SAKANA'S STRONGEST WARRIOR

>>74115119

>>74114970
Don't fall, bitch

>>74115119

>>74115099
I have watched a couple clips of Neurosama
But aside from that there’s only been some YouTube recs, where you hover over them and can listen for a sample. And they were computerized voced female models. Like two or three people watching. Gee thanks YouTube.

>>74115119
certainly not haha poopoo peepee

>>74115260
Still didn't reply to my marriage proposal.

>>74115119

>>74115119

Woah phasers, look what I caught on my home security camera, was that a labham?

>>74115260
having breakfast probably

>>74115289
Lia's diaper looks extra full

>>74115119
/wsg/ generals

>>74115260
AWOL

>>74115239
Do you have the Lisa's gosling soundpost?

>>74115119

Pink thing and purple thing are playing fortnite.

>>74115325

>>74115341
KEK

>>74115396
I have this one

>>74115146
Pico is so fucking cute...I really need to get off my ass and do my JP reps

>>74115365

>>74115003
https://files.catbox.moe/0qiz7s.webm

>>74115365
you have twinks in your home.

>>74115119
haha poopoo peepee

>>74115365
For what purpose is the doro included.

>>74115443
That's the one I wanted. Thanks!

>>74115239
Praise to Phase best friend Chikafuji Lisa.

>>74114970
ENJOY!!

My favorite horse is building a $700 Titanic Lego set. Being a moderately successful chuuba sounds like the good life bros.

>>74115365
he's cute

>>74115365
Eimidoro is the harbinger of fags.

>>74115373
who in phase makes the biggest ones

>>74115365
thats how illf uck likers at offkai

People should be nice to girls

>>74115516
her voice sounded rough yesterday, but I think the wont stay gone for long this time around.

>>74115260
>chinning
Marking territory with saliva

>>74114586
why are women like this

>>74115119

>>74115571
Lisa should smoke a joint with me for 4/20
This one is on the house

>>74115606
A boy posted that.

>Give Uruka a game about saleswoman busywork
>she's entranced
Simple as.
Is there something a little less hectic than the Freezaria games she could do? Maybe about a hotdog stand or something?

>>74115571
People should be nice to everyone

>>74115634
Lisa doesn't do drugs, she's a good god fearing woman

>>74115128
Lol
Lmao

>>74114608
What twitter activity? Whose?

>>74115365
source?

>>74115646
There are those lemonade stand games.

Stop talking about Lisa and talk about phase girls instead

I MISS ERINA UUUUUU

>>74114999
Weed is legal in commiefornia, why thevf would she spam that

>>74115119
>>74115325
>>74115425
>>74115504
I would also go with either poopoo peepee or the muyu new bread ritual poster. If it makes me smile I like it.

>>74115260
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1781850337697038420

>>74115678
>music girl
>doesn't do drugs
Fucking (x) to doubt.

anymore druggie streams today?

>>74115119

>>74115771
Kill yourself

>>74115742
>thevf

>>74115771
Don't engage with the mentally ill.

>>74113507
Full image?

I forgot that Germany legalised weed

>>74115725
Lisa will phase in on October 25th

>>74115742
She's very silly

>>74115412
Giga whore and whore

>>74115260
Busy

Let's talk about which phaser has the stinkiest pussy

>>74115725
well how about the phase girls actually stream on saturday for fucking once instead of leaving the whole day to be dead hours?

>>74115775
>anymore druggie streams today?
Hime is on in 2 hours and Lia might hold a Twitter space.

im so terminally insane i have started writing a self-insert fanfic about me being a girl and joining phase and designing my outfit in my head and playing out what id say on my debut or who id do offcollab with

>>74115830
Neither are whores

>>74115565
Oral only

>>74115801
There isn't much r34 of Hime out there, you'll find it with the most minimal of google searches.

>>74115882

>>74115805
to be fair, it was on April fool's day

>>74115904
I never understood why.
Hime is a literal sex idol.

>>74115882
That's a little fruity anon.

>>74115882
I already have my name and my intro phrase btw

>>74115888

>>74115882
Well clearly whatever you're doing for your mental health is working and you shouldn't change a thing and continue to suffer in isolation.
Anything else is bad because... well it just is.
t. /pcg/

>>74115882
I want to see your outfit design

>>74115882
Get help

>>74115882

FACT: Lumi's "dream collab" is with Vei (proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAmABTJJ-PY))
FACT: Lumi practices and regularly shows off her Vei impression (proof: 1. https://implying.fun/video/vtl/2021-10-03/?t=2:00:14.0 2. https://youtu.be/lFxZ6hUIdFw?t=720 3. https://streamable.com/a104rv))
FACT: Vei openly talks about getting railed and has zero respect for her viewers.

If you are a Gumi you should be very concerned about the direction Lumi wants to go in. You can try to bury your head in the sand, dismiss this all as bait, but I've come with receipts.
I'm telling you this for your own good, if you choose to ignore my warnings and continue lusting over Lumi you're only going to get hurt.

>>74115799
I'm not mentally ill, I'm just defending my oshi from slander.

>>74115771
People aren't fictional stereotypes

>>74115769
>>74115951
Oops, didnt notice

>>74115937
As much as people don't like numberfagging here, it's just kind of an objective fact that vtubers with smaller audiences get less porn of them drawn.

>>74115882
I don't imagine myself as a girl, but I do imagine debuting and streaming all the time. Sometimes when I play I pretend I'm streaming and think of what I'd say and what my imaginary chat would be saying.

>>74115951
Goth Pippa is hot

>>74115951
Pippa has eye bags
I have eye bags

WE ARE

>>74115571
>>74115651
People should give handjobs for free. I got no weed, girl.

>>74115937
>>74116025

The quality and amount of a girl's R34 scales with how well-situated and functional their fans are.
Hime's a bit TOO relatable to people who just cannot function so they're too broke to comission porn.
Size plays into it but it's more that sufficient size compensates for average level of viewer brokeness.

>>74115964
i would be a military tomboy fennec wolf with a tan and deep voice

kind of like polka but more /k/

my lore would be that i participated in [local east euro civil war] and was hiding for years after until fish found me or something

>>74116084
I love that artist

>>74116005
>he never hung out with the music kids in highschool
lmao sorry bud

>>74115992
I don't even care about any of that, Lumi is just garbage in general lmao

Japan seems overrated honestly

>>74115566
pippa

>>74115882
Don't troon out anon...

>>74116128
He never hung out with everyone that's why he insists on everyone having as trite and unremarkable a life as him.

Artspur

>>74113597
Whenever I hear this song I think about children who have been murdered and how their parents likely grieve for them. The lyrics seem to fit this image

>>74116084
Looking good. Give me 3 catchphrases and your niche

>>74116084
Reminds me of Whiskey_Project

>>74115992
There's no way Lumi has the ability to land a 5view millionaire streamer boyfriend so we're safe.

>>74116128
I literally dated one and she never did drugs

>>74115882

>>74116222
"FUCK KIKES FUCK TURKS FUCK GYPSIES"
/k/ handcams

Lonely JOP in Uruka's chat, passed unoticed

>>74116252
Nobody thought Vei could do that either, but she proved the world wrong and proved to other imitators (virtually all female vtubers) that they can score a millionaire just by having a sultry voice and being willing to have sex whenever they want it.

>>74116165
The recent rise in anti-Japan sentiment on social media has been very interesting to observe.

>>74115992
>FACT: Vei openly talks about getting railed and has zero respect for her viewers.
At the same time, a girl who openly talks about getting railed is one where you know where you stand, there's no illusion involved.

>>74116297
They don't rhyme...

>>74116277
>his girlfriend kept secrets from him
lmao I am SO sorry bud!

>>74116084
>me me me i had a dream so i'm on topic right
stfu off topic nigger retard

>>74116252
People will say that's not true, but you're absolutely right. There's no way Lumbert is as attractive as Vei because of her powerful Slavic genes.

>>74116222
niches:
>i cant sing but i can make rad trash techno with balkan tones and do slav party streams

>i play boomer games, and trying out console games since i didnt have any growing up

>military tech general talk (very purified and non-political)

>>74115119

>>74116349
Shitting on Japan is like the tides, it ebbs and flows, and generally the thing that makes it flow is Korea getting butthurt about something Japan did lately.

>>74116416
They're both eastern european, Vei is Polish and Lumi is Russian.

How does Eimi feel about consensual non consent?

I wonder if Lumi has a rape alarm

>>74116430
Ah yes, reknowned dentist Dr. FutaOnMale

>>74116493
Slampig

>>74116533
There's not enough of that stuff man

>>74116420
Ok looking fine. Give me the catchphrases

Why did my god given quest in life have to be staying up until 2am defending anime girls from antis on 4chan?

>>74116585
She merely said her most frequented

>>74116430
Dr. Yuri

>>74116493
>[insert 25 minute increasingly frantic tangent flitting between shrill and baritone registers constantly and ending in MSPaint being opened and rapidly turning into the conspiracy wall of The Question here]
>>74116585
Male on futa is better. Especially if it's a sensitive premature dick that she's super embarrassed about.

>>74115571
they like me better when im mean to them

>>74116652
male on futa is just gay dude, what's the point in them having a dick if they aren't going to use it? Just look at regular porn at that point.

>>74116416
But they are both slavs

>>74116420
You 100% should. Especially if you have an accent.

Phase male branch to be announced at offkai

>>74116685
Male on futa isn't gay you fucking retard. It's a girl's dick so therefore it is straight.

>>74116878

>>74116878
t. ranny

>>74116878

Why do the jannies keep deleting my high-effort, homoerotic, phase themed edits? Do they hate me? Do they not believe the nudity in the edits are tasteful and artistic? What the fuck phasers

Sakana needs to poach Roca so badly man

>>74116846
You misheard, he actually said it's a mail branch to improve shipping times.

im gonna get drunk and play video games again

>>74116846

>>74113116
>>74113329

>>74117000
commieschizo...

>>74113521
me

>>74116846
Those males? Me. But I only collab with the girls off stream in real life with my penis

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです
now that Loki-sama's stream is over my life has lost purpose

>>74116878

She's back bitches
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

Tenma Live

>>74117010
You misheard, he actually said he would mail brapps to improve the community's morale

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Hell yeah!

>>74115119

what do I need to have sex with pippa

>>74117259
>>74117272
>>74117302
do you know what she is playing today

I will defend my girls no matter what it takes

>>74117320
A peepee.

>>74116591
>>74116799
You guys just want him to troon out to laugh at him, I see your plan.

>>74117334
At the moment juts a return zatsu, probs gonna talk about her break and meeting with the girls
She might play something later though

>>74117008
It's kinda strange how the poaching meme is still ongoing despite Fish only ever having poached 2 talents and even that one is technically debatable(Lumi and Yuri were indies for a whole two weeks when they joined)

>>74117390

>>74117320
Marry her

>>74114934
pretty good

I'm reinventing pussy sex

i am not watching your disgusting gypsy chuuba

>>74117433
Wemi, Nasa & Clara were poached as well.

>>74117340
Posting nice things about them is a better use of your time than engaging in shitflinging contests with mentally ill people who will hate them no matter what.

THE PHASE BOT IS REAL

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

Does something seem different about her today?

>>74117613

>>74116375
why do you insist that everybody needs to be the same

>>74117399
Shitposters on 4chan gaslighting some idiot into trooning out to laugh at him? Surely not

>>74117642
What do you mean?

>>74115805
is it legalized or decriminalized? There's a difference but potheads rarely understand things

>>74117674
>>74117642
Chat is this real?

Did Tenma just literally admit to botting Lumi on stream?

>>74117691
Why do you insist that everybody needs to be the same as you? There's a difference between yourself and other people.
Why is this so difficult to understand?

phase girl for this feel?

yeeeehhh

>>74117691
Because I am a loser with no friends so my entire idea of people is based on stereotypes.

>>74117642
>>74117674
What are you guys talking about? She's just a normal vtuber, don't be rude.

>>74117758
It's legalized under strict guidelines, unlike the Netherlands where it's only decriminalized.

>>74117824
Take your pick really

>>74117748
True, I would never do it myself, personally.

>>74117785
You're all my metaphysical manifestations. Once my current body dies I'll be reborn into one of you, or one of the many others throughout the past and the future. This will continue until I've experienced all lives on Earth; from the lowliest bug to the greatest beast.

>>74117642
you're right. she's cuter than usual
she's unusually cute

>>74117824
Lumi and her coffee.

>>74117562
Good idea
Nini

>>74117852
So is he so you're in good company.

>>74117776
huh where do you get that from?

>>74116005
>I'm just defending my oshi from slander.
So you are mentally ill?

>>74117890
haha in at least half of your lives you liked men

>>74117961
see
>>74117674
>>74117642

>>74117529
Taking clara from adultworks doesn't count