/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

thinking about Lias pink butthole

>>74106112
you're playing /hag/

I miss Lia :(

>>74106219
hag is a solid team, should be good for testing stuff

what did we learn this afternoon?

>>74106302
>twain gypsy

>>74106302
beebs big girls

>>74106122
MY NAME IS LIA
I’M CARRYING THE YAB

I've lost count of how many years it's been since Lia last streamed...

Thinking about Lia's brown butthole.

>>74107010
thinking about (you)r butthole

>>74107107
Mine actually is pink tho.

>>74107354
Proof?

>>74107354
i never mentioned a color

>>74107010
Same

>>74089116
>>74089441
Phase girls could probably be re-assigned to Phase JP, but that probably still doesn't do much for them. From what we've heard, talents aren't actually employees but independent contractors; this is the reason they don't get benefits such as healthcare. So unless they are actual "staff", like managers, it's unlikely that would help them in a visa situation.
I presume many people could live like "digital nomads", essentially on a tourist visa, working remotely online. They'd probably get a tourist visa valid for 6 months, and then they'd need to leave the country, go to a different country, and then re-enter Japan, at which point they can stay another 6 months or so. This is what many people do in these situations; with Americans that live in Mexico, many cross the border once every 6 months and go back to Mexico without ever getting permanent resident status. However, without a proper residence permit it would be hard to do some things locally, such as open a bank account or enroll in schools.

>>74106249
i want that fingy up my butt

Gays out!

VTLA fag here
our match tomorrow is against /hag/ at 19:20 UTC (12:20PM PST, 3:20PM EST, 9:20PM CET)
it'll be our own lovely hag vs a whole team of hags

>>74107354
…Can you show me?

>>74107788
>cross thread manager posting

>>74107903
Gg today!

>>74107903
Rinmama out to prove she's the best hag ever

>>74108020
I told you we have the best manager posters in the league

UUUUUUU

>>74108566

Do you think Lia hates us?

MOVIE TIME
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace DOT with .

we pimpin today

I like Lia ok?

does pcp really do this? wtf

I want to take pcp and watch Lia

>>74110317

Got a gallon.

>>74110443
I want it

>>74110443
yeah but this guy has 6

Lia doko? Any doko?

>>74111602
Bro she is in Japan

>>74112393
she's gonna get fat if you keep feeding her that much

>>74112599
Nice

>>74112625
no, not nice. she need to stay skinny

>>74112599
she doesn't actually eat the dog food dummy

>>74112705
I want Lia with a juicy pillow butt

>>74113167
another broken donothon promise

>>74113245
if you slept on Lias butt you'd wake up with a stiff neck

>>74113543
kys

>>74113685

[Liker's Sister News]

>>74114172
LET'S GOOOOOO

>>74114172
Likers stay WINNING

>>74114172
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74114172

>>74114172
>divegrass W
>anons sister W
today was a good day

this movie is from like 2000, so it was ahead of its time

>>74114697
I only know that the girl who played Gogo in Kill Bill is in it.

I miss Lia. There is a pain in my heart with her gone.

>>74114834
Tarantino is a huge fan of this movie and Kuji Fukasaku in general. His Battles Without Honor and Humanity series from the 70s could be cool to watch some time.

>>74115070
*Kinji

is this what lia's fashion school will be like?

>>74115177
yes, all japanese schools are like this. why do you think the scores are so high?

>>74115177
she wishes

Id sign up for this.put me out of my misery.

I wish Lia with stab me

>>74116718

did this movie invent hunger games and fortnite?

why not just take the collar off. DUH.

>>74115177
Lia thinks school in Japan will be like anime

>>74117967
kek

HEY LIA!
5 DAYS, 21 HOURS, 16 MINUTES AND 55 SECONDS UNTIL YOU STREEEEEAM

Imagine being rescued by 4 cute japanese girls.
and you live in a lighthosue with them

>>74118969
correction: 6 CUTE GIRLS

I think Michi sucks

>>74119467
yeah, bruce campbell

>>74119501
Be gone cuckboy

>>74119501
hot

>>74119748
you too >>74119659

>>74119659
>>74119799
Michisister...

you are getting sleepy. you are so sleepy. you are falling asleep. you are asleep. you are sleeping so deeply. now, listen very carefully. when you awaken, you will be obsessed with watching lia. you only watch lia. your oshi is lia. you only think about lia. you love lia. wake up

>>74120021
I love pankophile penis

id finish top 5 no doubt

>>74120476
In five seconds? Bro, gotta work on the stamina

>>74120697

[Good News] Lie friend Kawada won.

it was a swerve

I wonder if Lia is thinking about us

>>74121374
Nah
…Unless…..

Now what?

>>74119467
>>74119501
>>74119748
>>74119911
Niggers.

>>74121971
Now we go back to missing Lia

UUUUUUUUU

How does Lia have an apartment already?
Is she moving to Japan a lot sooner than we thought?

>>74123307
stop noticing things

>>74123307
The anon doth notice too much, methinks.

>>74123307
nobody knows. whatever is gonna happen is gonna happen, we just know it is gonna happen

[Lia News] https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1781877504522789197

>>74125171
cute dork

do you think Lia will actually stream while in Japan or go on a Haachama hiatus until the school year is over?

>>74126972
on weekends maybe

>>74126972
Hiatus

>>74126972
i think she will stream because she still will need to make some money.
if money were no object, i would go on indefinite hiatus if i were her and get the big king's welcome back return.

graduation would be retarded unless she is complete fulfilled or over vtubing/phase connect, which I don't think she is based on how she was talking in the last member stream.

UUUUUUUUUUUU

board fast

>>74129124
it's been fast all week. what gives?

>>74129256
The normal dramawhores are going at it again

>>74129256
It's best to stay out of it. Really don't want to get caught on the crossfire in this particular shitstorm. I have a feeling a few careers are going to go up in flames this time next month.

>>74129611
what happened now. fuck it maybe we can get some thread bumps out of it

>>74129745
Sayu decided she needed to get herself involved in another pointless shitshow with some literal who male

>>74129745
Nigger going menhera on Sayu.

>>74129902
>>74129988
it must be absolutely exhausting to be a fan of hers

>>74129902
>>74129988
That male is the one who doxxed her initially. And for some reason a lot of people even vtubers and an ex-niji are backing him up all because she is a shotacon.

>>74130177(me)
Forgot to mention that he himself was also docs recently and is blaming her for it.

>>74130273
Sorry for the typo phone posting

>>74130177
>backing a niggerhomo because the other side is a shotacon
pretty retarded if you ask me

>>74130177
Can NIJI -or- ex NIJI shitters go 1 month without drama? It's always them.

>>74130521
I remember when Phase Connect was the dramanigger corpo. they tightened up around May of last year

>>74130034
i've managed to not get dragged into talking about it but seeing how it's dead hours and you're already talking about it, it's tiring, and this one hurts because she's clearly the victim

>>74130634
Phase was never that? People just magnified the supposed yabs

>>74130868
and what do you think is happening to sayu?

>the small company with a reputation for hiring menheras is relatively drama free while even bigger companies like nijisanji and indies implode
how does something like this even happen

>>74130868
Lia has one of the biggest yabs in vtubing history

>>74130795
I like Sayu but I think she should probably let it go, avoid talking and stuff.

>>74130634
>they tightened up around May of last year
this means we are due and it will be >our turn in the chamber soon

2023 was pretty brutal run from January with Lietnam until May with Pippa camelot. year 1 was rocky too.
but honestly the Selen stuff put it all into perspective that what felt like a big scandal at the time really wasn't.

>>74130909
She's a retarded drama queen who thrives on this shit. She's one of the most toxic people i have ever encountered

on one hand, Sayu saying she is a shotacon is 99% just a shitpost and she is just saying shocking stuff for the sake of being based. This is fine and acceptable. I view it no differently than Lia saying she wants to "have sex with her big brother" and "wants to eat literal humans." It's not real life, bro.

on the other hand, if there is drama every month and you somehow are always involed. idk you do, girl. Again, it must be exhausting to be a fan of hers. and I say that being a Liker, and we all know sometimes we ourselves have been put thru the shit by Lia.

>>74131315
She literally did nothing to deserve the shit she's going through right now for once. She's just surrounded by actual Psychopaths.

>>74131796
correct me if i am wrong, but didn't she out of the blue insert herself into it by her "karma" tweet?

Sayu seemed nice and I enjoyed her and Lia a few weeks ago. Whatever trouble she got mixed up in is unfortunate hopefully it blows over and people can go about their lives.

>>74131926
Yes

>>74132169
She needs to kept as far away from phase as possible

>>74132169
Yeah this is a good take. Now I feel really bad bringing this topic up in the thread.
Sorry bros.

>>74132237
so she just couldn't help herself. that sucks for her fans that they have to spend another week in the trenches and they seemingly never get a break.
BUT it's just a woman moment. Lia has woman moments. they all do. She'll be fine.

>>74132380
nah I too enjoyed her and Lia together and I think she is also friends with Shiina and Airi.

>>74132459
it's fine. we're not invested either way nobody is really taking shot here. i imagine this is civil compared to whatever shitshow is happening in the catalog

>>74132609
Her fans are all brown don't feel sorry for them

>>74132875
they were nice to Lia when they collabed so they are fine in my book.

UUUUUUUUU

>>74132875
kek, this demolishes the dramasisters

Everyone wonders what color Lia's butthole is, but have we ever discussed what color her nipples are?

>>74134323
Lia's butthole is pink, but her nipples are brown and wide. Figure that one out.

>>74134416
kys

Keep the lights on, brother

>>74134323
small pink mosquito bites

>>74134416
peach

>>74134323
both are brown and she has a mole on her left butt cheek

>>74135583
Ok how you know

>>74135890
wouldn't you like to know

Board is still going fast, keep the fire lit!

I have awoken and will stoke the fire

put your hands to the constellations
the way you look should be a sin
you my sensation
I know I'm preaching to the congregation
we love Jesus
but you done learned a lot from satan...

She is in my eyes
She is in my ears
She is in my blood
She is in my tears
I must be all these things
For I just threw out the Lia of my dreams

wonder what the lia doin

Bet Lia has a stinky butt rn

>>74139610
why do you anti

thinking about that week when Lia made us watch that thresh animation like 4 or 5 times

>>74139627
Wym it's good if it's stinky

>>74139911
wdhmbt

>>74139911
unwashed cute girl butts stink like shit the same as everyone elses

>>74140017
Haha imagine a massive log coming out of Lia's little brown butthole

>>74140230

Lia hasnt talked about Lia Friend wheatley in quite a while

honestly I relate to Wheatley

I miss her so much

I sure do like that Lia

>>74141969

so lonely

Some of you are so fucking nasty

VTLA fag here, our match against /hag/ will be TODAY at 19:20 UTC (12:20PM PST, 3:20PM EST, 9:20PM CET)

>>74144617
BEAT HAG

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1781988200002552053

>>74145738
by hot guy she means a fat, sweaty, stinky, old ojisan with a smegma ridden smelly cock btw

>>74145793
That ojisan? Me. Also, doesn't Lia like her guys on dumb side more?

>>74145738
Yeah me

>>74147519
Who the fuck is that?

>>74147570
lia from phase connect

>>74147607
Never heard of her

Im awake but at what cost?

I miss Lia

I miss Lia the most

>>74148962
nah i miss Lia more than you

>>74148962
No I do

>>74137724
Based fire keeper

Lia doko

>>74145738
>i'm a lesbian by the way
Lia liar

>>74149909
Worked

>>74149957
>w-werked
it was poor damage control. Lia didn't know what the fuck she was doing at the time

>>74150145
the mark continues

>>74150173
hope she sees this bro

>>74150145
No kidding

>>74150194
do explain how it was a work and not a poor attempt at damage control

>>74150281
Next thread

>>74150334
nah, it won't be the next thread or any thread cuz u can't

>>74150431
so you admit you got worked

>>74150431
Worked

>>74150454
you can't read

>>74150495
you can't hold in your dookie

>>74150561
this dude from planet retard

>>74150607
nah that's you

Boys, boys, please, you’re both from planet retard

>>74150852
he and i aren't even from the same damn solar system

>>74150876
Agreed. I like Lia. You dont. We are not the same.

Wait, do you guys refer to other planetary systems as "solar system"?

>>74150852
Is travel to there cheap? I want to go

I wish i could hear lias voice

>>74150946
you're right, i don't like her. i fucking love her

>>74151120
>loves Lia
>gets up at 8am on the Lord’s day to anti her
nah

>>74151193
>anti'ing is when you don't defend every dumb thing your oshi does
nah, glorified yes men like you are a cancer. you can't grow as a person when you have retards kissing your butt all the time

>>74150987
Surprisingly affordable

>>74151239
I want to kiss Lia’s butt tho literally

Been under a rock patrick star style for a minute, what's new in the world of Lia?
Also how'd the new divegrass event go?

>>74151278
i want to kiss her pink butthole

>>74151311
Lia is in Japan and found an apartment
Her moving their is imminent

>>74151370
>their

>>74151370
moving their what

>>74151311
>Lia is on vacation in Japan
>has a bunch of cool 3rd party merch coming out check op if interested
>team won 9-3 yesterday with 6 goals from Rinmama
>we play /hag/ today

>>74151409
>>74151432
not today, grammer nerds

>>74151644
next thread then?

>>74151239
Baaed

>>74152462
>Baaed

Spending your weekend mornings anti-ing an anime girl on a small thread has to the worst way to spend your day that I can imagine and I know you're not from America so you time shitstering right as most of us wake up. You seriously need to get a hobby because this is extremely sad.

I wonder what Lia doin

>>74151644
>grammer

>>74153397
Probably winding down for the day

>>74153757
AKA getting plapped

>>74153805
Yeah, by me

[Lia news]

manifesting a Lia twitter space

manifesting Lia getting bukkake'd by a bunch of Japanese salarymen

>>74154116
>nips who'ing Lia
Fuck them. Two nukes weren't enough.

>>74154219
あのサラリーマンたち? すべて私です。

>>74154415
You misread that. It's someone coming up and asking if that's her and she's denying it.

>>74154484
Oh, yeah, that's fair. But surely among 125 mil. people there should be at least one who doesn't know about Lia. So fuck them in particular.

>>74154688
why would japs watch an EN chuuba

>>74154747
we have to spread the happy virus so they know.

Day 8 without Lia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=822KO8dPs0M

>>74155045
take it easy, man

>>74155968
So cute

>>74155968
wholesome

>>74153213
>pointing out lies is being an anti

>>74156805
what you think are lies is actually a work.
that makes you a mark, brother

what time is memball today

>>74156972
>if I use my dumb wrestling terms I can convince myself i'm not just a dribbling retard who gets tricked by a woman

>>74157071
who are you quoting

>>74157156
You

>>74157188
no one said all that albeit

>>74156805
this lad probably still thinks the tooth fairy is real

if pcg runs gold dmf lia liker again today....

>>74157259
Ironic coming from someone who believe every word Lia says until it's inconvenient

>>74157814
no one believes every word Lia says, you're literally projecting and further revealing yourself as a mark. Do you think she's actually a virus?

>>74157814
Lia is who she always said she was
She is a mentally ill weeabo autistic cosplay girl

my head hurts :/

>>74158105
this will cure you

>>74143155

>>74157935
She also always says she’s a hikki.

>>74157259
Next they'll believe Lia thinks of her audience as anything other than an ATM machine.

>>74158168
my 4chan X is busted, my sound button randomly went away

>>74157898
Are you fucking retarded?

>>74158234
Yeah and she also said her therapist says she needs to go and get exposure therapy beyond just going to cons once every couple months. It’s called improvement, anon.

>>74154431
I was able to read this, and it's hilarious

THIRTY BINGS

>>74158298
no thats you who's been seething about the same thing for a year

>>74158336
Yeah we're supposed to believe an agoraphobic somehow has no trouble going to cons on the regular, but anywhere else is somehow insurmountable. It's all bullshit, man.

>>74158503
>It's all bullshit, man.
Yes its fucking vtubing, anyone who expects truth is a retarded nigger who needs a new hobby

>>74158224
I am still unconvinced Lia wasn’t at the Phase meet up and she was just eb8ng incognito for whatever reason. She rarely responds to or likes her companies tweets unless she is currently in the mix with them, and she has been liking and tweeting at Clara, Pippa, Nasa, Pico

the games for today

>>74158594
It makes no sense to hide it. It just raises more questions where she is. Shit, it'd be preferable to pretend she's with them even if she wasn't.

>>74158503
You know these types of mental conditions comes in waves and levels right? Some days are easier than others.

>>74158696
Lia does not owe us constant updates about where she is or who she is with

>>74158696
pcg experienced this with pippa and the thread had several days of meltdown, I suggest you don't invoke this juju here

Hey, SEA anon I have a question for you. If you are convinced that we're dribbling retards that will listen to anything Lia says then why bother coming in this thread to tell us otherwise? No matter what you say you're not going to convince us to whatever rhetoric you're saying, so why bother?

>>74158803
this thread constantly bitches about /pcg/ and acts the exact same way
>>74158900
stop feeding you retarded discord faggot

too many parasocial retards here

>>74158696
Lia has hidden who she has been with before, and then later it is revealed. She is under no obligation either way
I remember she went to a con with “my friend and we went to the bad dragon booth” and then a few weeks later we find out it was Uruka. Then another time her Uruka and Sakana went out to dinner with a friend, and that friend was later revealed as Airi

>>74158959
Do you know where you are

>>74159028
does anyone ever really know where they are and what they are doing?

>>74158921
The only bitching about pcg I see ITT is about Lia Liker not being a gold dmf.

>>74159071
I understand this is a testing event, but how did anyone think the golds being in the midfield was a good idea. is it a real soccer strat or something?

>>74158921
Threat is going to be archived soon anyways so it's not that big a deal. Just curious on their thought process and why they waste their time here. Also it's almost bedtime for our SEA friend anyways.

>>74159162
In soccer often the number 10 is a midfielder, and it's the best player because he distributes the ball to the scorers. That is, the top scorer is often not the best player, he's just the big dude that finishes what others set up for him.

>>74159070
I'm here to express my love for Lia obviously

>>74159162
I think the tester is a Gumi and he tried to force her into the main striker role, so he put gold Pippa and Lia in the midfield.
Lia specifically is a dmf, he turned her into a 5th defender and all of the pcg attacks were essentially short handed because of it.

>>74159290
She has such cute Asian woman hands

>>74159356
meds but hilarious if true

>>74158696
My thought is it is because where they were meeting is close to where Lia’s new apartment it, and she doesn’t want to take any chances.

>>74159290

>>74159481
Actually not a bad reason to be so secretive.

>>74159481
>>74159544
she already said the thing about the dentist so she clearly isn't that worried

>>74159290
>>74159525
I need to hold these hands

>>74158402
Ahh so now your just gonna change your tune entirely. Seems like you are the one who got worked all along then

>>74159578
Japan is incredibly small country, there's probably like 20 different apartment complexes near a bunch of dentist offices.

I got a small cut down the middle of my pointer finger on my left hand. typing hurts a lil bit

I just hope Lia met Clara at some point and they hit it off. Clara could likely be a lifeline that keeps Lia sane while living there.

>>74159638
I didnt change my tune at all

>>74159217
>calling people brown whilst simping all day long
LMAOOOO

>>74159638
You should get to bed soon, should probably get to gathering your ingredients for your pagpag before the pickings are thin.

>>74159685
it's not a small country, but it has Asian mentality of making cities dense

>>74159743
you didnt laugh that hard bro stop pretending, I doubt you even chuckled

>>74159762
Do you think Lia cooked your favorite dish pagpag when she met up with exo?

>>74159788
nta but I think it's fair to assume he did that thing where a little air comes out your nose but you didn't really laugh

>>74159821
oof, you lost already...

>>74159783
Yeah that's what I meant thanks for the correction.

>>74159855
>I called them brown so I win
Why are you black?

>>74159783
that's just non american mentality. euro cities are pretty dense too

>>74159848
same two points every single day

>>74159933
And somehow they manage to be effective at shitting up the thread every single day

>>74159933
I like this loop it's goofy

shut the hell up divegrass is liv

>>74159933
meant for
>>74159821

VTLA DAY TWO IS LIV
https://cytuDOTbe/r/vtleague
(replace DOT with . )

>>74160015
but when do we play, I dont care about anyone else

>>74159965
you reply every. single. time.

>>74160045
what else is there to do?

>>74160042
at 19:20 UTC

>>74160162
systems of time that go past 12 do not exist, mr subhuman

>>74160045
It was matter if Lia was streaming right now then it would be a problem but right now it's not that big of a deal desu. It's not like he's saying anything of substance anyways.

>>74160162
bros I finally figured out how to get EST from this retarded time figure, just subtract 4

>>74160184(me)
Would matter*. Please I swear I'm not ESL!

>>74160253
there aren't any hot sexy pankophiles here sadly

>>74160218
i'll try to remember this

>>74160300
why does it have its ass out

Lia from Phase Connect friend skynetFC is up first today
>>74160407
he's a slut

>>74160184
>lalala it's all fake
Have some self respect in life

>>74160442
>lalala
are you a child

did someone say child?

>>74160442
I have plenty. I also know when to not interact with fan bases or content creators I dislike.

Do we have a baker on site?

>>74160920
I don't wanna bake

i miss hasanbito

>>74160949
GET IT TOGETHER MAN

>>74160970
>implying this wasn't him

>>74161007
he would never

new
>>74161268
>>74161268

>>74159928
not true, European countries have one big city, the capital, and maybe two additional "big" cities (barely a million people each perhaps). You need to step outside of London, Berlin or Paris to experience the small town life. Asians exaggerate because they immediately start building skyscrapers, it's their idea of modernity. In Europe there are virtually no skyscrapers except in the capital cities.