/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74063124
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

He's so deeply immersed in the Ring Fit lore...

>>74063124
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
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>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
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>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
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>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

fat fuck

this retard keeps talking while measuring the heartbeat...

>>74062481
>>74062912
UOOOOOOOOOOHH
Didn't see them last thread thanks anon!

>74050613
>"Unlike the Christian folklore, demons in Germanic legends were not necessarily always evil. Imps were often mischievous rather than evil or harmful. In some religions, they were attendants of the gods." (from Wikipedia article, Imp - History)
I'm going to let Ruze cook.

>>74063367
Jobbed.
>>74050613

>>74063413
jobber :3c

>Ruzettelion
>both imps

>>74001147

>>74063788
Perfect

>leg day skipper confirmed
Sorawrity... your oshi....

Jutard will believe anything sorawrity tells him…

>>74063996
I will tell him to fuck Octavio

Excited to hear waif again

so would you still love your oshi if they were a bowl of oatmeal

>>74065293
yes, and would use the oatmeal as lube for masturbating

>>74065293
I would probably eat the oatmeal.

>>74065384
I would do the same then your oshi will be part of you forever, very romantic

>>74065523
All the cells in your body are replaced over time

>>74065523
I'm just hungry.

>>74065523
>forever
I dunno man, oatmeal's pretty rich in fibre.

HAKKA SEXO BUMP

>>74064390
>ffxiv
ah yes. we're never leaving depression arc are we

>>74066530
>That expression
Fake. Hakka is the kind of slut that would get hard from feeling the ropes binding him and digging into his skin, and would get even more hard from feeling like a pervert for popping a boner from bondage in the first place!

>>74067531
*gently teabags you* rest up lil dickhead

is the lazy blue retard ever doing anything again or??

>>74068148
You say that as if he ever did anything interesting to begin with

>>74068148
>>74061829

>>74068148
he suffered the ultimate allergy, being ded

>See my drawing was retweeted by Ruze
>Realize it's like half the size and compressed to hell, the ruzader no longer so shiny
Twitter has scorned me and I am arthur fisting, if anyone gives a shit this is the full size image

>>74068148
fuck you. get unbirthed.
how dare you be mean to my son.

>ruze retweeting every ruzader OC
>retweets art including bettelion form
He has done more to acknowledge #Bettelion than Bettel has in his entire career

Mama got Ao Oni sponsorship! I didn't even know there was a remake, so good for him!

https://www.youtube.com/live/23m_B84ayWY?si=b5ZPac8cAAMjz09V

>>74068930
ugly link, ugly koi

Why is bettel like this

>>74069046
Don't be mean to the kois

>>74068320
you got some pretty nice art

>>74069058
Because he HATES hakka. Also he's LAZY and STUPID I HATE HIM!

>>74069058
>What do you mean?
>Check
I am really trying to be understanding Bettel

KWAB
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1781620456908566952

Tavi is a supportive wife

>>74069120
...This better be a damn bit, Bettel.

>>74069088
Thanks bro

>>74069120
The joke stopped being funny the third time Bettel, you can stop now

>>74069176
Even as a bit it's a really poor one

>>74069191
Why is Spiritomb trying to kill Aniki?

>>74069234
He's just asking his hand in marriage

>>74069120
bets on >>74062516 being his excuse?

>>74069120
kill the jester

>>74069120

graduate gavis bettel
no really, what the fuck

>>74069372
Bettel please come home, I miss you

>>74069120
The long awaited VG karaoke...

Wasn't it bettel who first pitched in the idea for VG karaoke?

>>74069573
he was drunk at the time

>>74069389
He really should've left at the one year mark, what has he done since then? Get a new outfit and finally getting an official fanmascot that he doesn't even really acknowledge

>>74069573
Probably
That was a full year ago, now that I think about it

I'm so glad that Bettel isn't my oshi.

>>74069120
Nande...?

>nopixel cancelled
>backrooms cancelled
>no jp offcollabs bar one karaoke
>content warning cancelled x 2 combob
>birthday no-show
graduating before tempus anniversary 2

i've lost all trust in bettel by now. what a letdown.

>>74069120
this is why they divorced, he just doesn't give a shit

Remember when Magni said a mere two hours before Bettel’s gartic phone birthday stream that he wouldn’t be attending and everybody butt patted him in the comments?

>>74069120
>wish i could be there
does he know that telling people his wishes means they will never come true? yeah, he probably does.

Im happy I care about personality more than the targeted boy failure audience pandering by cover.

>>74069776
I wish. He will keep letting everyone down and dragging the whole branch because it's easy money for him

>>74069776
he's just gonna go through with the 3D before announcing his graduation. he'll basically be farming his severance pay.

what is bettel so busy with?

>>74070060
busy little bee. soooo busy, many meetings. jester work. jestering! tehe!

Bettelion status?

>>74070142
Currently sourcing a set of rusty nails to give Bettel a forced dick piercing.

>>74070142

>>74070142
Preparing their coddling comments

>>74070142
No longer a Bettelion

>>74070142
Converted to anti

I’ll be happy when he graduates because at least this farce of pretending to care will be over

>>74070142
Reminded that I liked his model and not him.

Is axel gonna stream VCR today?

>>74070142
Inhaling both copium and hopium that they're all just trolling at this point.

>>74070520
bettel ought to inhale the exhaust from his muscle car and end his worthless miserable life

It's a shame Bettelion will never share their disappointment publicly

Will you forgive Bettel if it's just a joke and he will be at the karaoke?

>>74069917
deja vu

>>74070653
https://twitter.com/cervidaequus/status/1781626176194433093
this guy did

>>74070830
KEK

>>74070830
kek

>>74070142

>>74070830
based

>>74069917
The difference is at that point Magni hadn't skipped group streams. Honestly Bettel has made me appreciate that Magni left before he became like this

>>74070716
no. that's emotional manipulation. you don't do that to your fans.

Posting actually good oshis that improve your life
https://twitter.com/fyonfyon_/status/1781551781895393478

>>74069917
Remember when Vesper missed all the important collabs and ruined HQ forever?

>>74070926
Amazing, my favorite mascots. I hope they'll be great friends

>>74070895
>attended the first WoW weds in mid april
>no pov, dicked around, basically silent and non responsive on mic, kept running away from the group and not interacting with or responding to their plans
>next week, started up a guerilla loop stream one hour before the collab, revealed he wouldn’t be there and overlapped it
>didn’t collab again. went on his dumb fish week arc

https://x.com/daily_phantom/status/1767974958607774010

>It will be a funny bit if I suggest and hype up VG karaoke and then don't show up, my fans will love that

>>74071003
That really doesn't sound as bad as you are making it out to be. Especially if you compare it to current Bettel

>>74070926
Anything is better than the absolute disappointment
https://twitter.com/006p14/status/1781517501404483808

>>74071003
You can say what you will about Magni but he did in fact show up to things regularly
It's odd that you target Magni and not Vesper who was historically criticized for skipping out on collabs

Stop complaining you know you will follow me to my pl when i graduate :)

Is this why Hakka prefers Armis?

>>74071414
Where is the piss option?

>>74071587
Piss? Where’s the shit option?

https://twitter.com/sc_c7h5no3s/status/1781355778055848068

>>74071587

>>74071407
graduate already, bettel

Armis is my last hope for true brotherhood in starsEN.

Why are VGfags the most insufferable faggots on here... I'm unironically getting more irritated when visiting this thread

>>74072146
Go back to xitter discord hug box then

>>74071407
you know he's going to vshojo

>>74072146
cry some more

>>74072198
Actually shut the fuck up.. I genuinely hate you pieces of shit fuck VG.

>>74072146
It's just a bunch of dramafags taking advantage of the Bettelions' (justified) irritation.

>>74072146
>VG
>was never a thing, just shinri's wishful thinking

>>74072287
Now that his best buddy kuro opened up the concept of vshonen he won’t have his application rejected this time, yippee!

>>74072304
>fuck VG
TTOTT

>>74072146
never really saw the appeal of VG they kinda fell out after a while because they lack a little something.

>>74072304
>fuck VG
I'm working on it. Be patient.

>>74072422
they lacked group collabs mostly because Magni stole Bettel

>>74070830
Isn't this a 50 gift chad lol

>>74072503
More like Bettel latched onto Magni kek

don't let this distract you from the fact that we hate hate HATE ewwtare

>>74070897
that's the thing bettel loves to do the most. he will pretend to get hurt while trying to do a handstand. he wanted to pretend that a weight fell on top of him during the workout stream with magni. he wanted his april fool's joke be that he was graduating

>>74072882
we love love LOVE regis awwtare

>>74072958
I guess he was just pretending to no-show all the previous collabs and events too. And Shinri and Hakka are lying in the replies to his tweet. Wonderful version of reality you have there

>Bettel the Elusive
>Flayon the Flop
>Hakka the Grifter
>Shinri the Father
glad i moved to being an armada

>>74071418
I believe it
-altare and axel are like his big bros, but they are doing their own thing, kinda
-flay is like the friend you once had, but he turned into a direction that you don't vibe with and is kinda embarassing sometimes, so you still pretend to be his friend, but you also don't go out of your way to reach out to him and invite him do stuff together
-shinri is the friend you get along well with, but gives off the vibe that he wants to be alone for the most part and
-bettel is the friend who wants to do things with you, but then "forgets" or has other "important things" to do, and a few months later you find his second instagram profile with tons of party selfies with other people

>>74072817
sends akas too i think

>>74072998
extremely punchable face

>>74073161
Poor Hakka. Armis hangs out with him but he'll never be one of them because he's a senpai

>>74073307
i offer a better alternative

>Funny
>Idoru
>Organizes stuff
>Does random bits
>Loves stars
>Generally happy to be alive
This man is your friend

>bettel hasn't put out a schedule in 2 months

>>74073527
Genuinely the best EN and hard carrying all of Tempus.

>>74073527
Wish he was better at videogames

How do we save Gerber Baby?

>>74069120
KEK I fucking knew it. God this is just sad at this point

>>74072998
extremely fuckable face

>>74073557
>i don’t want to commit to anything in writing and then disappoint by not fulfilling it
and then gets his face slapped from and center of multiple collab streams he completely ditches on

>>74073639
Unfortunately women are inherently bad at vidya

How did Bettel being a dumbass become about the rest of VG?

...Actually, nevermind, I already know. Anything to satisfy your dramafaggotry, ig.

>>74073747
We don't

>>74073527
>the only good starsEN is a woman
Uhh

>>74073883
Hakka is a MAN

>>74073415
*PUNCH* *PUNCH* *PUNCH*

>>74071418
No, he prefers Armis because they have a sexy mpreg-able dinoman who talks like Dio

ok I'm not really up to date with starsEN, but what the fuck is going on with bettel? like i understood in the beginning. mental hort and shit, okay it sucks
but i thought he got better. what is it now?
i'm so confused, how hard can it be to join a collab for 2-3hours?

>>74073904
Stop stuffing your pussy with sex toys hakka

>>74073941
either he's still travelling or he got delayed

>>74073941
just so busy! doing my irl jestering! sorry! know that nothing goes unnoticed, i see you all out there, very much appreciated. support the boys while i’m gone. i’m so fucking tired, i’m so busy and stressed. really truly grateful. y’know how it is.

jwu how was the content warning collab?

>>74073904
Stop editing the image!

>>74073904
>>74074054
I hate these images delete them NOW

>>74074046
Armis side good, Tempus side bad

>>74074046
Armis bad, Tempus good

>>74074046
ARMIS SWEEP, TEMPUS WEEP

>>74074046
wdym jwu. you slept for 30+ hours? are you altare?

>>74073941
Unfortunate string of travel, illness, travel, mental illness, more illness, more travel, and then more travel

>>74074022
anyway thanks for the akasupa!

monthly bettel stream

>>74070830
no fucking way

>>74074675

>>74074849
how can he lie so easily

>>74074675
>>74074849
Idk why but I find these funny kek

>>74074917
it keeps the money rolling in.

>>74074675
>>74074849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0&t=47s

>>74071297
when will my sorawrity brothers get a form? i crave their flesh

>>74075140
I hope for Armis fat fuck plush by their one year anniversary in November.

>>74075186
Dino and octo would probably need mascots very soon then

Man I miss Octavio's NBA stream. Hope he does it again. Last one was hillarious. Fuck Final Fantasy.

Jacking off to /mans/ hoping it'll release some tension

>>74075478
Now you're gay

https://twitter.com/makoto_shih/status/1781647312403767383

>>74075580
i thought this was flayon at first

>>74075547
>Now

Sucks that ruzaders aren't fat fucks

>>74070926
How do I commission a series of short stories about an Axelotl trying to take care of a Ruzader but almost killing it every time because he's too dumb?

>>74076246
Yeah but at least they have fat heads

>>74076246
They are though

>>74076432
Not fat enough

>>74076246
Have you seen them run!?

>>74076346
Just like you'd do normally, or throw the ideas /here/ and hope a drawanon does it

Bettel is so unlucky that he takes a whole week to travel from burgerland to Japan

axel doko?

>>74076876
How many layovers is that

>>74076921
do you think he'll remember to do his batsu, or was it such a boring one that he instantly memory holed it

>>74077020
axel hardly does any batsu t b h

>>74077042
He has missed as many batsus as Altare so far, if he does this one

>>74076876
sorry, i can't help myself from hijacking his plane and detouring it everytime

>>74076921
Tomorrow is the last day of VCR. Guessing the hay fever finally got to him to the point where he can't stream...

>>74077020
but i like his live 'putangina bitchhhh'

Maybe the real Bettel was the friends we made along the way

No one posted amen, truly a forsaken thread.

imagine if bettels brother was identical to him (mostly his voice)
i bet he would abuse him to stream in his place

>>74077500
fuk u
>>74063131
AMEN

>>74077500
the original thread runners MAGrated. Now all that remains are heathens
>>74077226
imma kms

>>74076246
We have big heads, for thinking

Bettelion look so out of place next to fat fucks kek https://x.com/tsugawhat/status/1781582609337974954

>>74077674
it's funny
bettelions make hundreds of cute fandesigns, but bettel chooses to hire someone for a design after one year and it's..eh?
ruze comes up with a design, lets cover go through all the legal bullshit and then just chooses a cute fandesign anyway

>>74077500
thread was created during sea hours [spoilers]there would've been at least one but it feels weird saying it when I'm the one who bakes [/spoiler]

>>74077226
I wanted to see some aussie interactions... goddamnit

>>74077878 (me)
oh wow I've never jobbed a spoiler this bad. going back to sleep ig

>>74077674
malnourished, deprived from clown content

>>74077878
So what you're saying is that SEAfags are heretics

>>74074624
so excited for year 6 months in review!

>>74077909
I'm kinda sad actually, this was gonna be an opportunity for him to properly interact with his EN senpais too...

>>74077844
I like the bettelion design, it just that it grapples with the issue of more detailed of a design than you would normally want for a mascot character.
It's kind of like how pokemon desperately shilled lucario, yet it's clearly not mascot material. Too many complex shapes and arbitrary details. Bettelion is comparatively simpler, but with the same issues

>>74077909
me who has been wishing for more leo and axel ever since the last time they interacted...

>>74077909
>>74078474
>>74078582
>spoiler
Been a long time since I've seen those types... how time flies...

>>74078567
that and it's 3 different designs depending on member tier, one has armor, artists hate armor

>>74075580
https://twitter.com/forwardvbs/status/1781555931546816977

>>74077674
Truly an awful design to an awful fanbase of an awful vtuber

Wait I just realized: Hakka has a collab at 3AM and the karaoke at 10AM

When I saw the announcement for the VG karaoke, I was really excited! Then I got the notification that Bettel won't be able to make it I was standing in line at the grocery store, I just felt my knees go numb(?)then I blacked out and woke up outside with an ambulance coming. I hate Bettel and I hate everything he stands for.

Axel...

>>74079838
Well that explains the no stream today.

>>74079777
Jackpot

>>74079838
Dude probably had a fallout with a friend of his or probs got yelled at by Mama Syrios or whatever

>>74079838
The chiikawa obsession only worked so far...

>>74079945
fallout with his friend is more likely than whatever Mama Syrios told him considering he talks shit to her daily with little to no repercussions

>>74079838
bettel graduation confirmed

StarsEN for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf3RvzLEb2U

>>74079589
The collab will last about 1-2 hours which means he'll go to sleep at 5am. I won't be surprised if it gets delayed

>>74079589
strongest holostar

>>74079945
Knowing Axel it was probably another project falling off for reasons out of his control and him losing money once again.

>>74080070
Sounds inevitable desu...
The fact that his audience consists of some nijisisters I'd probably do the same desu

>>74080246
the tempus dildos...no...

>>74080246
that'd be like 3 in a row by now. shit i hope its not anything like that that's crushing

>>74080246
Song perms take longer these days...

>>74080070
Looking to be more and more possible. He hates being in Japan, who knows if he is having a panic attack over the 3D and probably doesn't have his brother with him

>a whole thread spiraling about Bettel

NOOOO!!!! BETTEL JOIN THE KARAOKE!!! DONT DROP OUT!!! THERES STILL TIME TO TAKE IT BACK!!!!!

>>74080246
gomen guys i was testing the prototype tempus dildos and hakka's got stuck up my ass because it had no balls. the whole project got scrapped because they didn't want a lawsuit on their hands

>>74080511
All they would have to do with that is to put in a warning "vaginal use only"

man this deja vu, huh?

>>74080511
just shit it out?

>>74080663
I joked about him having a Japan arc but it's actually true

>>74080663
Idk I'm not even bettelion but his flaking doesn't feel the same as the other 2

>>74080791
Magnoir wasn't really flaking, they just quit streaming all together suddenly. Sure Magni had a nad month leading up to that but he had just gotten his new model and got his first orisong out. And everyone knew he was busy with conseason. Bettel just. Is there but not streaming...

>>74080704
Japan Arc is a disease that only happens to white people.

>>74081012
At least Bettel isn’t too much of a coward to just say “sorry guys, I won’t be there”

>>74081117
>white people.
???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIQxK4SZY4s

at least tavi's having a good day

https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1781691435622052068

>>74080587
they didn't want to exclude the horny male hakkitos
>>74080671
it got lost :/ they had to bring in octavio for an emergency procedure

>>74081547
Not being able to sleep is a terrible day. Or is it night?

>>74081575
SAUCE???

i wish i was a popular corpo vtuber. just hussle for a year and get people to become parasocial with you, and then just stream once a month and still have everyone praise my ass for doing nothing
must be nice

>>74081653
https://twitter.com/AltKiu/status/1765312753701421139

>>74081012
Magni didn't but Vesper did. I meant more as I knew after some time after debut they'd be graduating at some point, Bettel is going the barely streams route that a lot of holomems use.

I wish I had big dino tiddies. Must be nice

>>74081747
Bl3ss you

>>74081789
anon wrote this with one hand only kek

>>74081764
No, he was skipping some streams before the end due to him being nervous from the cover coming out and all the recording for songs he eventually was cut out of, but before that he was streaming really consistently

Is Bettel in Japan yet? Did he bring Bettel 2? (probably not) Will he go menhera without Bettel 2 (EXTREMELY LIKELY)

>captcha: GR0YPS

>>74082100
>Did he bring Bettel 2
no

>>74081747
wow hakkitos have huge dicks

>>74082100
Remember when he thought he was going to move and live without Bettel 2?

These are so cute, if I wasn't saving for birthday merch I'd choke on the $16 shipping to my country https://x.com/genieart_/status/1776326133845574100

>>74082234
I'd give him a week

>>74082234
>>74082287
he has about 2 days until he's shaking and crying having a mental breakdown in his hotel room alone without bettel 2

https://twitter.com/forwardvbs/status/1781578476656484389
>who needs to summon their oshi anyways….summon the FANS (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) و

*Side note, But I like how in lieu of an official art of the Vestie we all just use Vespers drawing of it, kek

>>74082263
>$16 shipping
lucky!

>>74080663
The situations aren't comparable at all, now go back to your femboy podcast channel.

BIRB DAY BEGINS https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1781700300019286393

>>74082417
If octoposse are not some kind of squid or octopus looking ragdolls I will be disappointed

>>74080663
Wait, what happened?

>>74068320
>Don't fuck with us, brother - CR

>>74081781
Jurard wishes that as well

>>74082718
FUCK YOU NIGGER HE HAS DINO TITS, THEY ARE REAL
REEEAAAAALLLLLLL

>>74068320
Post that Ruzader by it's self please

>sorry I couldn't make the VG collab happen

>>74082263
>doesn't even ship to my country
not that i was planning on getting fucked by double that amount for shipping and taxes but still. i'm this close to just making my own merch but i can't draw chibis for shit

>>74082802
Still hurts, why couldn't management just wait 2 fucking weeks, WHY!

>>74081619
he was just waiting for a korean drama episode.

>>74082801
Just print it out on a Shrinky-Dinks film

>>74082234
Are twins usually this attached to each other?

>>74083036
yes

God ---- you all!
The way your all talking I thought something happened, he's clearly just running late on getting back!
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1781620456908566952

>>74083036
Depends, my experience says no

>>74082793
Here you go homie

>>74083226
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74081978
I did

>>74082602
tavi has shown a draft of his octoposse design before. they are are dogs

>>74083329
I don't know what that is, but it's not a dog.

>>74083195
hell yeah sis, keep inventing reasons in order to defend his ass, I'm sure he'll really appreciate it

>>74083195
He probably just messed up his flights:
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1781490219864482198

>>74083329
I think I saw that in Ruze's homestuck stream

>>74083329
looks like dog from The Thing (1982) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C9JbK7slrk

>>74083383
only kind people with pure hearts and minds are able to see the dog

>>74083397
He's been on this flight for a week at this point

i'm putting gavis bettel in a chastity cage until he starts making regular schedules and attending collabs again

>>74083808
maybe that's the issue he doesn't have a makima to boss him around

how do we fix gavis bettel?

>>74084059
we leave him to rot

>>74083329
Jesas what the fuck is that

>>74084059
All he has to do is stream and the problem would be fixed.

>>74084275
The depths of Octavio's mind

>>74083329
If I didn't know he was a puppeteer I would say it had stink lines.

>>74084059
pavlov conditioning him into enjoying streaming

>>74084385
octopussy doesn't shower

Well, time to fuck off this thread for the next few hours.

>>74084711
sorry that people aren't sucking your oshi's dick

>>74084059
With rape

hakkitos i kneel
https://x.com/hakkitocord_/status/1781714992414245034

>>74084827
It's not about that retard, it's about all the nijiniggers about to flood this thread.

>>74083649
No anon, he needed to "prepare his brain" for six days before time travelling

>>74085199
sorry i don't keep up with drama

>>74084827
Bettel saved us by bringing fresh new drama to drown out that collab. Everyone say "thank you Bettel"

>>74085199
It'll be fine, they have their own thread
I'm not sure the avallum dudes do though

>>74085199
you got 2 hours still

>>74084059
you cannot
A holopro talent's first trip to JP studio is a monumental chapter in their idol life...
Some come out of it motivated and ready to put their all in - Altare, Axel, Hakka etc.
While some realize what being a holostar and idol actually means and get demotivated - Bettel
Nothing wrong with it, its time for Bettelion to realize it and prepare for his exit

>>74084711
see ya in an hour

>>74085461
Nah, even I know that getting mad about nijisanji posting during a collab makes no sense. But if people continue to do so even after it ended then I'll do my thing

OH SHIT, ITS THE HOLOSTAR
WHAT DO YOU DO??

>>74085621
nothing because everyone in Holostars job

>>74085734
He's gonna blast your bootyhole anon, what do you mean you do nuffin

>>74084987
AY DIOS MIO! en translation for eops
>Hi Hakka I'm Goku!
>[Laughs] Ok Hakka I'm not Goku I'm Mario Castañeda, voice actor for Goku from Dragonball, you probably already knew.
>The Hakkitos tell me they're your followers, your fans, that you are Banzoin Hakka, a vtuber, and that you are a fan of mine, of my work, of Dragonball, of Goku, I don't know maybe. Hakkitos told me to send you this greeting because it's about to be your birthday or it is your birthday, I don't know, I don't know exactly which day, they didn't tell me which day they didn't tell me how old you are but it doesn't matter.
>Congratulations Hakka, happy birthday! The day it is or will be I hope you celebrate it with friends, with family, with the hakkitos, with all the people you love and all the people that love you. Here's to many more and thank you for being a fan of my work, you know I'm very fortunate, I do what I love and I love what I do, what else can I ask from life? People like you that really appreciate my work, thank you very much
>I send you my regards, a hug, and all my Ki. Hakka la vista and I send you a KAMEHAME HA! See ya
kek he sounded so confused at the start

>>74082801
you could commission artists and ask them if you can use their art as merch for yourself that's what i've been doing for years

>>74083808
>implying Bettel actually uses his dick enough for that to be effective

>>74085880
I'd be a bit confused if some purple birds were asking me to say happy birthday to an anime nip who is actually a spic

>>74084059
Make move into Shinri's shoebox office

>>74086166
Then Shinri's just gonna be dicking Bettel 24/7 instead of streaming

>>74085621
That's John Holostar. This is The Holostar.

>>74086027
that's an idea but i want to draw it myself since it feels more special and i'm kinda a poorfag. any ideas for merch you can shove in an itabag that isn't chibis or mascot stuff?

https://x.com/nooooouuuuugat/status/1781715239966507327

>>74085332
There are like a grand total of six Avallum fans on this board, and half of those also follow StarsEN, so it's not gonna be an issue.

>>74086130
kek I'm so used to associating "Xenokuni" with nip theming that I forgot how weird it must look to outsiders
>>74086079
when he faps he uses his dick to cling to his last strand of heterosexuality but the only sex he ever has is up the ass

https://twitter.com/konoha_kairi/status/1781707552520323464

>>74086867
hey you forgot me!

Is the game armis gonna play later as fun as gang beast or jackbox?

>>74087027
It's knock off amongus

>>74082263
what are those bottom two things

Is Altare's collab with dm's group in 4 minutes or in an hour?

>>74087367
Evil beings nerissa's fans and fwmc mascot

>>74083808
Phantom is so perfectly spherical here
100% round

>>74087455
it's now, don't think Altare will stream his pov so putting this here
https://www.twitch.tv/girl_dm_

>>74083649
No, only a couple days, he was still home at the beginning of the week

I will do a ritual to improve Gavis Bettel's condition

Hakka love!

>>74087756
>girl_dm AND FFXIV
Wow, that's like the pinnacle of blandness

>>74087862
CUTE~!!

>>74088044
I'll take it over that other collab

do we want Hakka as next OP? I feel like we'll end up having like 8 birthday threads with the way his bday seems to span several days

>>74087756
I'm so done with Final Fantasy... it's all Octavio's fault!

>>74087862
save that drowning hakkito!

>>74088152
fuck it we ball

i'm getting anxious over goose goose duck. our boys are so gonna job. it's in their nature. i'm already feeling the embarassment

>>74088123
I'm an Altrawrity, and I like one of the members of Avallum quite a bit, so I'll take the other one any day. Could do without the Nijis, but that line-up is whatever.

>>74088152
use tavi. he organized i think

>>74088178
there's only 17 final fantasy games, he's gotta run out at some point

>>74088462
Armis jobs less than tempus. We'll see.

>>74088532
nah, I was about to use picrel

>>74086523
if you aren't confident in your art skills, you could try making your own pins by editing some official art of your oshi, that's how most official pins look like anyway (see picrel). otherwise maybe you could try with oshi marks?

>>74088608
i jobbed *16

>>74088660
kek seconding this one

>>74088660
Is hakka giving Bettel's ear a blowjob?

>>74088743
He's saving him from the snail mind control

>>74086027
You don't need to ask them if it's for your own personal use.

>>74084711
>>74088123
How about you permanently fuck off and never come back? Goes for all the Hololivetrannies. You are not welcome here

Great now even the schizosis is here

>>74088532
He organized Content Warning, not this one

>>74088959
Wasn't enough tribalfagging, I guess. Someone had to try to drum more up for no reason.

>>74089099
He says not to the people who started the tribal fagging

>>74088660
actually that's better. thanks baker-chama!

>>74089099
I feel like we only have one "hololivetrannie" anon. Today's a big event for her

>>74089244
Kek

Did Jurard ever do that Goose Duck game with members? I thought they couldn't actually stream most games behind paywalls

>>74088677
nah, there's tactics and X2. Pretty sure there are a few more unnumbered ff games

>>74089244
Yeah, it's a nijisister that is now a bettelion, life is not that great for her at the moment

>>74089244
You're seething because, contrary to how much you hate them, Hakka is friends with them and loves them. Maybe you can go watch your primary oshi in hololive instead whilst the collab is going on?

>>74089244
KEK

>>74089332
yeah

>>74089332

>>74089395
Not a bettelion. You faggots think I'm actually telling you my two oshis so you can shit on them too? lol

>>74089410
you have such a beautiful mind, I can't even begin to grasp your logic

>>74089487
obviously a machiroon

>>74089487
You previously have said you were a bettelion that ships flaytel. You have like one picture of Ruze that you use to thwart accusations of you being a nijisister. Whenever someone gives you an answer that makes it clear that they indeed are a tempura/armada you have nothing to say. One time I told you all of the ships I like and you never got back to me.

>>74089487
Sure hakkito now go eat hakka's poop

>>74089487
Nobody's shitting on your oshis just to spite you. People are shitting on you because you're annoying.

>>74089410
Hakka is your typical naive shota protagonist that doesn't understand why he needs to kill the monsters instead of trying to befriend them. There's a reason Altare, Axel and Shinri were smart enough to stay away from this shitshow, especially with *ke being there.

>>74089612
Oh I remember you. Yeah your ships were wack so I didn't bother replying, sorry. Just know that Hololivefans are 2nd class citizens here and that they should know their place

>>74089756
I like how you're so incapable of actually formulating an original opinion that you had to default to anime references lmao. Hololivetrannies really are retarded....

>>74089756
>Altare, Axel and Shinri
Yeah I believe those three are like the prime targets for nijisisters

THERE HE IS

Goose goose duck is to amongus like how palworld is to pokemon

>>74089859
Isn't there some hologirl you could be watching right now brotuberanon? Why are you arguing here?

>>74089933
It has nothing in common except it's a social deduction game?

Lol, I forgot this is what Jurard's stream rules look like

For the avallum fans in this thread, any info on those who are in the collab?

Remember to report and ignore the bitch she thrives on attention

>>74088919
kys nijinig, the collab hasn't started yet so stay in your own thread

>>74089823
>Any starsEN ship being wack
Way to out yourself as a tourist, we literally had multiple people shipping vesmachi. Not everyone that hates niji watches livegirls, I don't but I have nothing good to say about that company. Why on earth are you so vehemently defending them

>>74089966
But it’s true, isn’t it?

>>74090111
It's all five of their members.
Gale - Pirate, talkative joker type, cheerful
Cass - Elf, softspoken FPS guy/singer, speaks German and French
Lucien - Vampire, chill singer guy, plays guitar, speaks Spanish
Zander - Incubus, British, story games and ASMR guy
Rosco - Zombie, gamer, speaks Spanish

>>74090111
wrong thread

>>74090264
I don't like that company's management. But I hate hololivetrannies and brotuberfags even more. Why would you defend the people who dont even care about Holostars?

>>74089371
Just in the compilation of FF7 alone, there's the original FF7, Dirge of Cerberus, Crisis Core, Remake (Intergrade) and Rebirth. In the overall series there's also Type-0 HD, XIII-2, Lightning Returns, Crystal Chronicles, Chocobo's Dungeon and Dissidia and probably some others as well. The puppet show never ends.

>>74090365
A nijisister watching Axel would get a heartattack

>>74090449
I'm not defending anyone, I just hate how you draw the thread to shit whenever someone mocks nijis you instantly call them a holotranny

>>74090490
The irony of a brotuberfag saying an actual Starmin doesn't watch streams. I like Axel. But axeprime is the only good axelotl here. And maybe gorexlotl if she gets some help

>>74090449
Cool. I don't like that company's management and I don't like most of their talents and toxic fans on twitter. Why do you even assume who you're talking to watches hololive? Just go to the nenmen thread. If you want a pure experience.