/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74038248
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>74038248
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
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>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
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>>74038304
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>74038304
amen

>>74038248
ritual, you say?

AWWTARE CUTE!

>>74038304
AMEN

>>74038623
ewwtare

>>74038316
O-men

PILOT CARCASS GATHERING ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl9z_PZHrIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl9z_PZHrIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl9z_PZHrIA

>>74038651
KILL YOURSELF

>>74038248
brb going to japan and killing myself so i can become a ghost and rape hakka

>>74038829
have fun with your revenge, bettel!

>>74038829
rio is already like 5 steps ahead of you

>>74038794
Seethe

Longest intro ever, is he jacking off?

>>74039316
in me, yes

Hakka's membership watchalong of Jurassic Park 2 & 3 starting soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0um5kKxPWV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0um5kKxPWV4
https://om3tcw(period)com/r/mag

>>74039245
here, have a hug

>>74039490
don't touch me, you disgusting fiend

>Hakka scheduled for 9 am JST
>Hasn't started
Unsubscribed, unmembered, unliked, unviewed, uncommented and reported for terrorism

>>74038667
Why did he have to be a fucking swiftie? So many great artists and idols and you choose the most generic, basic bitch not named Katy Perry.

awwtares so fucking ugly i kinda miss him

>>74039686
CHU~!

>>74039490
Be quiet onahole

>>74040261
he's flip. melodramatic lyrics about love, regret and breakups give them life

>>74040420
>>74040322
can't help it if awwtare's beautiful

who the fuck are these people

>>74040261
I think we've reached peak Swiftie. They're going through white chick 9/11 right now.

>>74039490
>>74040599

i love the way hakka pronounces bougie

>>74041027
The way he says certain words tickle my brain

>no waiting room
chances of shinri oversleeping?

>>73981936 (me)
I went to the most touristy one instead of my local one since I was in the area. No stars stuff.
All the acrylic stands were of the girls in their kinda ugly stage outfits. Would have bought one of my live oshi if it was her default

>>74038248
Why do so many of them wear nail polish

>>74041565
Man that sucks, maybe they'll add more variety as the settle there

being sandwiched between jeff goldblum and hakka

>>74041847
cursed mental image

>>74041972
you just don't have a patrician's mind it's okay

>>74040261
I want to like this guy because he's perfect for my timezone and he has a nice voice, but virtually everything else about him is awful. Taylor Swift and JRPG slop part 12 the chooba

mama on the horror watchalong menshi telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJcqZm5qslI

kek wtf

sex with the sugita ghostman

That extra chapter felt so pointless

>>74042244
Special Message

hakker...

fuck, this movie isn't available at my region's netflix and I'm too lazy to look for it rn

>>74042981
123movies or fmovies is your friend

>>74042981
movies seven daht to

>>74042981
sflix

>really like Octavio's voice the most of Armis because of the boyish nasally quality to it
>realize he kind of reminds me of a less raspy Zuko
>Zuko's va is also a flip
/mans/ is this a flip voice fetish

OUCH

for the love of christ please don't make me watch Skinamarink over a subtle difference in UK vs US endings

>>74043234
is skinamarink that bad?

>>74043126
Are you into this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xryjKRQbGg

>>74043291
experimental art film, watch the trailer. It would've made for a terrible watchalong imo

>>74043080
>>74043087
>>74043114
look at these anons corrupting me
I appreciate it but I think I'll watch it tomorrow, I just got out of a movie session and watching 2 movies+extra stream afterwards means I'll have to stay up until like 4AM

>>74043443
nta but the accent is pretty attractive

>>74043443
It sounds more handsome than his markiplier voice

Maaaaan the teacher seemed really nice rest in pieces

just a bunch of kids having fun fooling around

>>74043457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVXCr6upWUo

wtf hakka

>Keeping one of your friend's eyeballs after you cannibalize them
Uhh based?

>>74045551
god i wish that were me

I forgot how fucked up the shit was with the kids

burying cute boys alive TOT

Thought Ruze had a butthole on his hand

Shinozaki's a schizo

>>74046452
She's the worst and Yoshiki doesn't deserve to put up with her shit.

>>74044561
I wish I had that timestamp of Ruze saying it's always morally correct to pirate

pisskito is alive...

HE HATES US

DOKO

>>74046090
what kind of buttholes have you seen wtf

He left us

Ruzaders on the telly btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyHe5z53i5s

RUZADER REVEAL ON THE TELLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyHe5z53i5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyHe5z53i5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyHe5z53i5s

If you are watching a membership stream and your gifted membership runs out. You can still watch the stream as long as you don't refresh. The chat will stop updating however when it runs out.

>>74046774
She's kinda annoying but she's cute so I forgive her

>>74047656
You won't by the end of this

>>74047652
oh yeah, I learned that lesson in the past when I didn't realize my membership ran out and I refreshed the page because I couldn't send messages anymore.

Youtube-kun you fucking faggot

ruzaders sound gay

these motherfuckers are going to look like little hollow knight bugs

It's him

THAT'S A FUCKING CAT

Look at this little fella

i'm so cute

huh

>>74048005
So cute

>>74047955
*unzips*

Huh.

A Ruzader cutting a Bubby in half with its tail

>>74047947
>>74048061
CUTE
U
T
E

cat+lizard+bug+demon

i'm a pokemon clone

>>74048005
Armis more like armless gottem

KEK was the panty shot necessary mid breakdown

Youtube's chat is fucking with my browser, I have to close it in order to watch the stream. weird

CUTE

FAT BUG FUCKS ON THE RUNNING SCREEN

F A T
U
C
K

i run fast at least

1 minute. Draw a Ruzader

Okay, so the Ruzader and the Bubby are both obviously rookie level digimon. What do their final forms look like?

>>74048430
Hey, I saw that guy in the Teen Titans cartoon!

>>74048481
Obiously hot girls with big boobas that will awake an 8 year olds sexuality

They're breeding...

are those fucking shimejis

CUTE

SHIMEJIS

>He got a shimeji
I kneel Ruze

the pattern on back of head is quite cute too

I am the last straight male Ruzader

RUZADER SEXX

It's Armis Nibbler...

What it's type?

i sleep

ANGRY

>>74048842
Normal

How are they flying though?

>Ruzaders talk in dogwhistles...

>>74048842
i hope cute nerdy girls like me are his type uwu

okay fine. the design is growing on me

>fug

>>74048842
Bug Fighting or Bug Steel

>>74048963
we must secure the existence of our people

It looks like a starter Pokemon

Ruzaders look puntable

>>74048842
Dark Steel

>but we already went through legal-
>I don't care, scrap it
cover kneels to this madman

>scraps original design to accommodate fan design ideas
You got a good oshi, Ruzaders

>one thing they can do is this, watch this
>it goes to sleep
woah

>>74049220

He bullies us

>>74049397
DO NOT

>>74049397
kek

>>74048430
>>74049172
beautiful kek

He gives us lore...

Is this the first mascot that isn't gay, racist, antisemite, sexist, deviant nor a retard?

>>74049397
R

>"Ruzaders are often seen belly down, wagging their tails"
WHORES

>>74049614

>not designed by P-POCO
A bit of a waste desu

damn i'm tempted to get the shimeji

>>74049562
It'll be all of those things right after I'm done with it

>>74049562
don't speak too soon

>>74049721
has a mascot ever been designed by their mama?

>>74049790
Phantom

IT'S NOT A FUCKING CRAB!!!
It's cute though

>>74049562
>>74049589
>>74049397
well there you go
GAYZADERS
WHOREZADERS

NEW EMOTES?

>>74049828
Fan mascot, not mascot character. Shit like Hiyamaru is not a Kishimen, Senzaki’s Phantom is not a Bettelion, etc. Bettel was just made in the Jap style of having a mascot character.

That stupid head will spill the fucking milk

>>74049562
He's still learning words, there's still time to teach him how to say "nigga"

I think Bubbies would win, Ruzaders lack the killer instinct and battlerage of the Bubbie

>>74050103
He looks like he has strong bones though

>>74049828
bettel too lazy to make his own mascot kek

Leaker here. Jurard is trying to make his mascot a fucking dodo for some reason

>>74050112
true. it already said "fag" on stream

Leaker here. Taking a piss right now

>>74050182
>dodos are extinct
>Jurard's family is extinct
I believe it

>>74050139
Ruzaders look like they'll give in after a belly rub

This is me btw

Leaker here, I'm leaking

>>74050161
Are you retarded?

Man, now I wanna do a speculative biology thing on this creature. Hell, maybe even a National Geographic-style thing.

>>74050139
Bubbies are nigga-coded, they win

Leaker here, Octavio is currently locked down fighting with management over their refusal to add a fleshlight pouch to his mascot plushie

>>74050335
brother?

I wish I could picture what they evolution would look like. All the mascot feel like first form pokemon

>>74050139
Bubbies seem like they'd beat someone to death without the slightest bit of hesitation

>>74050291
>>74050378
they seem like a cat that likes being patted like a bongo and aggressive pets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAGxKrj3Qs

>it touched on so many cool design notes
>like references to my mask and shape
>and it's clearly a little imp or a little demon which I am not since i'm a very average normal human
DYRBI

puniko remains the ugliest

https://x.com/detectiv_eee/status/1781513973315289257

>>74050546
except the altventurers. we're just slimes

How does it reproduce though?

>>74050877
>>74049220

>>74050378
Puntable, 10/10

>>74049562
Which ones were Vesties? And Vestea?

>>74050877
when the mommy ruzader loves the daddy ruzader very much...

>>74050772
This little guy? Me

Puzzle time, Ruzader edition I don't even watch Flayon anyway:
https://jiggie.fun/grUMou

>>74050772
wow fast drawing

Ruze may have taken his time developing the mascot's design but it was worth it. Not only because it's cute (it's very cute) but he also prepared a lot of stuff for the ruzaders and higher tiers of membership

>>74051255
It's the artist of the ruzader design

>>74051332
ohhhh I should've checked

>>74050982
Sexist Deviants and Gay, obviously.

Ayumi you're a bitch

>>74050378
love the axetail! now ruzaders are canonically dumbaxes

love flay's noises

I hate Ayumi truly

>>74050877
They steal Ruze's semen at night and bring it back to their hive

[Milk Update] >>73661122
Ruzaders just like bettelion have a fuck ass head but their horns being solid can help them keep the table still but any movement will tip it over, thus the milk being spilt will depend on their self-control to remain still

>>74050645
rude

Good night MANS, will avoid this general during the weekend because of the collab, I hope nothing important happens

>>74050877
Like this

BURN THAT DOLL NOW

>>74051064
I wrote this post. I was also the armpit axelotl. It’s a good day to be a fatfuck.

>search "ruzader" on twitter
>it's just a bunch of girls saying how cute it is
>search "ruzader cool" on twitter
>nothing
Straight bros... we lost...

>>74051705
still hate how skinny bettellion are, i'm no architect but i have a burning desire to fatten them up
>>74051937
holy sexo, sauce?

>>74051995
8w8

>>74051995
StarsEN has lost its brotuber status... it's over...

>>74050546
it'll sound like a gyarados repeat but puniko's final form I still imagine a serpent type form. bubby final form maybe something griffin like but emphasis on arms that will punch through a brick wall

why are the other fan mascots look angrier than the mascot of the angry member..

Bubbies are finally not lonely https://x.com/006P14/status/1781517501404483808

>>74051995
How do you not get it by now? Cute is what gets the ladies, I'm gonna have all the oneesans patting my head

>>74052156
It's called gap moe

>>74052111
The final Ruzader

>>74052160
cute, now there's only two left

YOSHIKI NO

>>74051995
They just don't get it.

>>74051937
RUZOOOOOOOOOOO SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74052541
holy shit... a ruzstrider

>>74052023
@55wa1059jya9

octavio already showed that the octoposse are dog-ish creatures. but i still kinda wish they were random inanimate sock puppets for the voices in tavi's head. that'll be more sinister and sad i think

>>74052807
i owe you my life anon, tysm!

>>74050376
Do it. Pick up nature anon's sword

I just checked and the ruzader mascot is truly completely fan made, it was a good choice

Based pilot

>>74052156
They lack hate, they won’t survive the winter

I really don't get what's the point of these extras with characters that mean fuck all

I've been infested

>>74051995
Cool is cute you SAN FRANCISCAN PRANCING JIGABOO MONKEY

>>74054087

>>74053830
Its mostly just extra episodes showcasing how all the random corpses you can find around the school died. Corpse Party was originally made like 15 years ago and has been remade a shitzillion times so the devs just added a ton of extra stuff with every new edition

Time to play league with my friend from the desert

Bro why was there just fart.mp4

>>74054137
KEK I'm so retarded, why do I make this stuff?

he is so done with this shit kek

Nice, she's already assimilated the ruzader https://twitter.com/semi_finalfight/status/1781517222734922227

One day every mascot, fanrep or non-fanrep, will be getting kicked off multiplayer game lobbies for calling people niggerfaggots and that's just beautiful

>>74054578
cute mama

>>74054408
This is the best one ever, 100/10, chu you schizo-chama

>>74054684
you think this fat fuck could say a slur

Would Gibby eat a Ruzader

>>74054926
No, he's on the receiving end of the slurs

Abigail eats rocks, Ruzader eats rocks. How do we get mama to join a lore stream with Ruze. I need it. Forget Stardew Sunday, we NEED Minecraft Monday with Ruze collab. They can go mining gems together and talk fatfucks.

>>74051995
The thing is, Twitter is for celebrities, girls and gays. Real bros communicate vie phpbb forums.

>>74052541
TT: Extremely cool.

OCTAVIO AND JURARD PLEASE DO THIS ON VOICE TWEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmByK2NMk6w

>>74054684
Life is beautiful like that

>>74054926
>>74055020

>>74055427
i don't get it
also, post this on their tag if you really want them to do whatever this is

>>74055725
TAKE IT BACK

>>74055765
>i don't get it
A Philipino boy sings Coca-Cola bottle in a funny voice. Nothing etraordinary,

>>74055725
Sugoi

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE COOL NOT CUTE WHAT HE FUCK

The ugliest mascots remain koipanions (lovingly) and bettelion (offensively).

>>74049614
>only 10hp
Ruzaderbros... are we lvl 1 fodder?

kois remain the ugliest mascot

>>74055725
didn't know you had it in you, fat psish

>>74056080
Need a Ruzader version of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvgsGBzuurU

>>74056170
>gem sense
you just know ruzaders have big loot

Miku is a numberfag therefore she deserves the rope

>>74052959
I'll definitely consider it. This thing is my bread, butter, and jam.

>>74056080
>That speed
We're like a shitty metal slime

>>74056146
He's done quite well with his new vocabulary.

banchou heartbeats and panting soon...

>>74055207
I've been trying to manifest this with no luck. Maybe it's because my will is strong, but my showings are weak.

>Ruze is a gladiator type hunter that charges in head first
>Ruzaders are weak little bitches that rely on stealing shit and running away
what the FUCK

>>74056432
When he said he hated you he wasn't kidding

>>74056432
Think about it: Ruze needs a mascot that will make himself look better. Not that he isn't already, but the ego boost is undeniable.

>>74056432
What if the Ruzaders just run in after Ruze because he softens things up for them

>>74056432
Ruze wouldn't be able to take on all of us. Especially if our goal is to undress him with our axes.

>>74056569
Stop it whorezader you will not undress ruru

i'm passing out goodnight /mans/

>>74056432
He throws us

Been a month since expo and still no VG 3d announcement...

>>74056789
Leaker here. Announcement after Hakka's birthday.

>>74056789
Luckily we have all the VG boys' streams to tide us over until the announcement.

All the VG boys.

Leaker here. I didn't make it to the bathroom again...

>>74056892
Incontinence-sama...

>>74056892
Are you indian

>>74056789
bettel going back to elysium ruined the scheduling

>>74056849
If there's no 3D announcement on his birthday, I'm raping Hakka.

>>74057670
Don't lie you'd do it anyway

>>74057670
>Picrel
YOINK
Didn't have this one, thanks

fuckfuckfuck don't do it don't go into a deep dive into mollusk biomineralization and biomemetics god how am I using engineering degrees for memes

>>74057807
Hakkalewds collection?

>>74057995
Well yeah that too, but I really like how shadeanon draws Hakka and didn't have that one

>>74049614
i need glasses. i read that as
>cum sense

>>74057670
The 3D will be on his birthday. Belieb.

>>74057344
hakka got sick
shinri pulled a muscle
flayon

>>74058389
I will belieb. But also I'm gonna rape hermanito anyways

>>74057919
The best application of higher education.

>>74057919
some of us here got our degrees because of the memes. you're good

https://twitter.com/sadihx/status/1781533180803121440

>>74058592
>>74058706
See you all in three weeks after multiple rounds of edu-procrastination. Is it better or worse that I've been reading over related research for potential PhD work?

>>74058389
His birthday is literally less than 48 hours from now, 3D stuff is usually announced at least a week before

>>74058796
love it

DINO RING FIT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHgPTQjVWHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHgPTQjVWHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHgPTQjVWHc

https://twitter.com/sky_the_gremlin/status/1781544827647087089

>>74059848
HEARTBEAT ASMR

It feels kinda weird seeing his full-body model...

FULL BODY BANCHOU~

He is on stage...performing "questionable acts"...

Jurard should do a flip.
The flip being me

banchou polite mannerisms someday... I want to see it

>>74060180
I wrote this.

Having that big meaty tail out can't be comfortable during exercise.

TAIL PHYSICS

UUWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

TAIL OUT TAIL OUT~!!

I would like Shinri to watch Violet Evergarden on stream because I think he would really like it and for reasons, I need to hear him cry.

IMMA SMACK THAT FAT TAIL

AWOOGA

imagine jurard getting fucked from behind and he wraps his tail around his lover's leg...

Do you think they could ever get perms for the labo kits? Jurard would love it

>>74060459
>spoiler
anon he's done that plenty of times on stream already

He fucking violated that ring thingy

>>74060554
Not to the extent that he could if he watched this. We need to break new ground.

Holofemales when playing ringfit: unintentionally (?) moaning
Jurard: screaming like Dio

>>74060646
>Jurard: screaming like Dio
I wouldn't have it any other way

which movie did (You) think was better menshi kois?

>>74060676
when I first saw his videos (before he started streaming, he was focused on content creation), I always associated his voice with Dio.

He's already fucking dying

>>74060778
Spoilering doxxshit, is still doxxshit nigga

>"What the fuck is a spine?"

>>74060770
boring centrist opinion: both of them in different ways. The Descent was peak mid-2000s horror flick, and The Ritual was good. Bloody women are hot

>"I'm going to go fucking shirtless for this."

SHIRTLESS BANCHOU

how durable is the ringfit thing...

shirtless sweaty PEROPEROPERO

AIIIEEE HE'S STRIPPING

>>74060908
compared to the descent the ritual felt a pretty slow in hindsight

bonus Shinri guerilla round: FAILED

>"I've never done a leg day in my life"

I bet his armpits smell like clam chowder

CHICKEN LEGS CONFIRMED.

>>74061022
i can only get so erect ToT

>home gym
>home office
sasuga prince rexford

>>74060554
Can you link when he cried the hardest?I’ve been so stressed the past couple days that I know if I hear him cry I’ll cry and that’ll help me get it out

>Shinri raids while he's making whorish sounds and not doing any exercise

CLASSIC SHINRI RAID DURING YABAI MOMENT

rip dino

>I was looking at the straps
yeah MINE

Yeah...

Banchou panting ToT

>"I'm shirtless and vulnerable right now"

>dinofuck already out of breath
Wtf happened lol

>>74061187
He said before he's super shit at cardio

>>74060646
And now he's screamoaning

>>74061187
First time doing leg day

>>74061187
Skips leg day and cardio

IMAGINE HOW SWEATY HIS ASSHOLE IS RIGHT NOW WITH THAT TAIL OUT ToT

>>74061112
You know what fuck it, link me any HolostarsEN clips that make you cry, I really need a cry rn and I want it to be the boys

Imagine walking in on this

>>74061088
You do realize that the Rex in Rexford means king in Latin right? Also, Tyrannosaurus Rex means "Tyrant Lizard King"

>>74061305
stop lurking here Ollie

I feel bad for the poor noise, they oshi the chillest and quietest idol and due to their schedule alignment they're always getting thrown out of their peaceful koi pond into this loud ass dino...

Whore

I'm imagining him making those sounds during torture ToT

HEARTBEAT ASMR ToT

>>74061088
It's a soundproofed home office too.

>>74060530
>>74061305
please stop i'm not degen enough to get off mid streams

This goddamn whore ToT

is it his stream having those random frame drops/lag or is my pc dying

He's going into labor

JURARD WTF LMAO

Jesus, he's giving birth

god damn it kek

>HARDER

Mpreg ASMR...of course.

>>74061594
Makes sense, Ollie's there

THE BABY FUCKING DIED

>The baby's dead
No...

>"It got sucked in."

>the baby got sucked back in

what the fuck KEK

>>74061392
How are you doing right now, anon?

This is the unbirthing ASMR I've been waiting for

>>74061652
He'd do this bit with just about anyone, honestly

>>74060513
Imagine running your hand along the underside of his tail; He starts to whimper; You notice a bulge developing in his pants.

>>74061756
that bulge? me, a ruzader, sucking his dick.

Leader tomorrow on a FF XIV collab
https://x.com/girl_dm_/status/1781549218504835122?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ

Banchou should rest his tail on my head.

PENIS BIRTH?

>my balls pushed them back in
kinky

>the stones are stored in the balls

>>74061112
Most of these you'll need to watch the stream to have the full context of why he's so emotional, but here are some timestamps
https://youtu.be/hrc6Z8GtuoQ?t=21490
https://youtu.be/gy6wYjUPvKA?t=5667
(HEAVY Outer Wilds spoilers) https://youtu.be/qU-M0ZgitX0?t=29336
https://youtu.be/uN4JLQASDGs?t=10532

....where do mpreg babies come out of?

Oh, the temptation to tie him down and force him to properly learn anatomy and physiology.

>>74061874
Dammit, I was already there live for most of those. Will check out that last one though.

>>74061885
the urethra stretches to make passage for the baby

>>74061885
The cloaca or whatever it's called I think.

>>74061849
speaking of penis birth, did you know that female hyenas' vaginas are a bit elongated making them look like penises? It makes sex hard and giving birth even harder. look it up.

>>74061901
calm down, Octavio ,let him stream

Uuum...why isn't there a koi sucking my dick right now?...

Sorry, Banchou but I can't take it anymore. Back to consuming the Homestuck.

>>74061969
I don't think I will but that is interesting information

>>74061969
It's also extremely painful and miserable. Sometimes, the mother and the cub don't survive.

>>74062031
>Sometimes, the mother and the cub don't survive.
now that's something I didn't know. thank you for adding to my knowledge/archive

The Switch has declared him a woman.

>>74061334
Not a clip, but i always cry when i rewatch the start of Hakka's membership opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNf2mHPeRi4&t=132s

>>74062060
AWBS

Assigned Woman by Switch

>>74062069
AYO THIS NIGGA CRIES LMAO *slaps your ass* YOU SISSY BITCH LMAO

>>74061989
sorry I was distracted by the noises coming from that loud dino

banchunk

>>74061969
Also, the kind of hyena you're referring to is the spotted hyena, in which the females are bigger than the males and also have similar genitalia. They're the oddballs of that genus. (Just decided to look into it a little bit more because I remembered something but didn't quite grasp at it.)

>>74062131
UUUUUUUUU ToT

Happy birthday Hitler!!!

>>74061981
But my PowerPoint presentation!

>>74062175
IT'S WEED DAY YOU IDIOT

>>74062135
yeah, I forgot to mention that one but didn't bother anyway because nobody knows the existence of the solitary brown hyena. Also, Spotted Hyenas are matriarchal unlike other mammals that form packs like wolves and lions

LET'S GOOOO
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1781561995281785200

>>74062221
We can come to a compromise, weed chambers

>>74062221
it's both

taking a fat hit in his honor