/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bumping my own rank funeral. Thanks for not showing up anyone

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>>74013258
I was too traumatized by your death to show up to the funeral

sex with older women

I brought the parlor sluts for the funeral

>open mjs
>ranked match
>click jade room
>Oops, you cannot enter this room with your current rank.

SEX with LITTLE BOYS (cute)

>>74014685
>unstreamed derank in the middle of the night
why do you hate us

>>74015520
I wanted as few people to witness my shame as possible

does the event mode count as seal clubbing?

>>74016894
poor kid did it twice in one game

>>74016894
no

is there a reason to play the event over normal ranked?

>>74018131
not sure how long the games last. whatever is fastest, which would be tonpuu sanma or one hand friendlies

Pippa! Come play jong with us! We will beat your moldy ass to a pulp (in jong)!

>>74019533
Pippa! Come! >:3

>>74024181
Me in the top right

>>74007744
https://files.catbox.moe/p3y8wv.png
Here's the whole archetype currently.

>>74013258
>imposing self-importance

Next time post your log for anyone who actually gives a shit

>>74026643
? I didn't bake the thread nigger I was asleep

This thread is not long for this world.

>>74027762

>>74026425
very nice, cool theme to have /jong/ers get banished/shadowrealm'd

>jellyjonger is a searcher
that's funny, he brought me to /jong/
uuuu jonger doko?! :'(

You did qualify, right?

Touka here looks so fucking hot

>>74028864
looks like the threshold is gonna climb to above the point where I do...I even got scammed by a point tie in one of my games so its probably over for me.

>>74028864
probably not

>>74028864
im too busy placing 3rd in ranked for tournaments

guy in my game

>>74029598
god that's an aesthetic triple yakuman

>>74028864
I haven't finished my games yet...

>>74029722
let me scroll through the participants list to try to figure out who you are.

>>74031053
probably the smurf

Morning jong

>>74033185
whats local time streamer chama?

>>74033226
give him the benefit of the doubt and assume it's only 3:30 pm

>>74033226
Morning is when I wake up, night is when I go to bed, simple as.

>>74033303

Y’all a bunch of neets playing jong and watching vtubers all day huh

>>74033605
Yes?

>>74033605
Yeah, where do you think you are?

>>74033605
we also have a piss fetish

>>74033893
>we

>>74033605
oh so it's not just me? noice

>>74033937
we

>>74033605
Im not a neet but yeah thats basically what i do

>>74033605
>Y’all
go back to wherever you came from

>>74034817
fine, guess i'll go back home to my dixeland delight

>>74034113
Urine fetishists. Together. Strong.

>>74032724
stop posting my Konami girlfriend

>>74033605
i got a job recently and it's ruined my life

>>74033605
I only do the first part

Reminder today is the last day to submit for QB mahjong tournament

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfN_EWUt8lQULhrDUqwQZdO6fgbxJdUfH9dmXHWcuXGkcXQLA/viewform

I don't enter tournaments

>consecutive 3

>>74037568
what's the matter?

>>74037760
I don't want to yakuman fish for 12 hours.

>>74037338
>i put M2 on my original application

>>74038749
oh god I kinda feel bad
but also, lmao

>>74038749
I'm glad I managed to avoid dropping, was almost about to derank when I listed mine.

>>74038920
this whole week has been nothing but L's for me

alright after 10 games in gold I'm finally closer to ranking than deranking

Majsoul Friends Room 27698(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27698

jong

>>74039835
started

I shan't queue

wow the big fuzz is on a roll. very nice

>>74039835
WJ

>>74039835
wj
gotta bail

>>74039835
WJ!

>>74039835
wj

>dernaked m1 is still losing in gold
it's over...

>>74043374

>>74043277
they play with no logic or sense of self preservation but still get rewarded for it. maybe i should start playing like them

>>74043689
play like the furry

>>74043689
you can't win a duel by not showing up, anon

>>74043689
just get lucky

>>74043844
id be thrilled with just not being unlucky

>>74045568
change your luck, read flow book 1

>>74045614
i saw /mjg/ say that masturbating is good for flow so i might start doing that during my games

>>74045568
Jongstalker seems to do fine despite being unlucky, try getting to a consistent 81-82 mortal rating.

https://www.twitch.tv/exclamatia
>average furry main

>>74046092
ive only had 2 games below 75 and 5 or 6 above 80, but theres nothing i can do to stop constant first row riichis for haneman and pushes eating my riichis

And with that, I'm thinking the archetype is complete for now, the deck is getting pretty full. There's been a few minor revisions to cards, but not too many significant changes in most of the cards I've posted.

https://files.catbox.moe/7nbobo.png

>>74048344
With my deck complete, it's time to duel.

>>74048344
does duelingbook support custom cards? we should make jong decks and duel each other

>>74050547
Seems to. I'll try to figure out how it works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aht9TAgQFM

Fat ass mahjong SLUTS are waiting for you at Tanakas mahjong mansion, hit a yakuman and get your dick SUCKED tonight

Majsoul Friends Room 92950(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=92950

>>74054661
started

https://www.twitch.tv/profbloomvtuber Idol Mahjong Final Romance 2: Hyper Edition

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/112332553
Blue archive cunny and mahjong are perfect together.

>>74056225
catbox?

How does one get auto matching to stay on when they do the settings for a tournament? A certain dork is having trouble with it.

Yeah I was about to ask if the /pcg/ TO was around, or anyone else thats messed around with it. Dumbpire is being extra dumb and setting it up the day before.

>>74057379
if you know the one view TO might want to ask on twitter

you could ask on mahjong general too

>>74057476
Not verified so I cant DM him

well that took a while.

Wj! sorry for playing only 1 game, i may play later..

>>74054661
well jonged!
nini~

>>74052588
>south 4
>dealer round
>dead last
>converts hand to chiitoi to avoid dealing into a riichii
>iishanten
>draws into tenpai
>calls riichi, waiting on the dora
>West also calls riichi
>Nina draws the dora
>dealer iipatsu tsumo
>haneman for first place
Hell of a way to end a stream.

>>74058142
where's gren maju (level 3 fiend btw)
>>74054661
well jonged!

>>74058616
I just threw together a list at random. The ratios are probably way off and there's many tech cards that could be added.

>>74058142
nice, play it against some old decks

I think it might be public, but I'm not sure how to check it actually.

>>74058142
>>74058906
I'll do a draft of the "curated card pool" at https://ygoprodeck.com/master-duel/arena/ and duel you

>>74059191
sorry but i dont really know how to play yugioh, hopefully someone else will play you

>>74060782
why did she take of her clothes to play mahjong? this is not against the rules but it should be

gold room has been a masterclass in humility

>>74060782
furiten

>>74061060
Maybe you should take some time off until your flow returns...

I place one card face down and post a totally normal koko
Majsoul Friends Room 16907(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16907

>>74061295
Yes...perfectly normal

>>74061295
I reworked this to be a continuous btw, because there's no escape from the suffering

>>74061395
if there's no escape from the suffering why aren't you in here suffering

>>74061460
I'm playing yugioh

>>74061295
started

>>74057043
Benriya 68 Datsui Mahjong Ichi

I haven't played in a real room in so long...

now i remember why i dont play her in friendlies, autist emotes

its happening

>>74062153
go get em tiger

>>74062153
It's not.

>>74061919
You wouldn't abandon your wife just because she has trouble expressing herself due to severe autism would you?

>>74062252
i will summon exodia one day...
at least I won the match

>>74062303
no but i will give her a rubix and a weighted blanket while i go have fun with my friends

why did i go for junchan with honroutou so close...

>>74062459
because it's the cutest yaku

>>74062477
>outside hands

>>74062303
nta, but no, you get used to it.

>ill go for suuankou this hand
>discards 2s
>draws 2s
>discards 2s
>draws 2s
well i guess its not gonna happen

>>74061295
wj

>>74061295
well jonged, 2/4 if anyone else is around

>>74061295
WJ

well jonged! >>74061295

>>74061295
giving it another 5 minutes and then posting it in /mjg/

>>74061295
3/4

>>74061395
you should make it give the jongers some jank protection, like "If a "/jong/" monster you control would leave the field due to an opponent's card (except during the Battle Phase): you may immediately Special Summon that monster." since only a bit of an attack boost is a bit weak tbdesu

>>74063190
I don't actually know who the 3rd is, but I'm guessing

>>74063261
sadly /mjg/ hit image limit

>>74061295
started

>>74063227
I definitely considered it, but after going through many variations of targeting protection from unaffected to untargetable to can't be destroyed by card effects or battle, I couldn't figure out one I liked. I definitely want to have the 4 unique names condition on a card somewhere, but having to tie an effect to that that's in flavor is hard.

god i want to be inside of aru so bad

>>74061295
3/4 again rip nyagger

>>74063897
closed

fuzzy are you in the /mjg/ tournament or did qbs start?

>>74064604
just testing stuff to make sure the tourney works

This thread better be here when i wake up

>>74066311
It won't be

This thread is not long for this world.

Is it possible to farm fes budget coins with east 1 only friendly rooms?

>>74067820
yes, there's also a sanma 1 round tournament lobby for it for another few hours 320813

Don't die before I wake up

Are you guys getting game lag right now?

>>74069522
Not right now, but 30 minutes ago I couldn't even discard, and it kept on reloading the table..

Are there games being played in the Qubie tourney?

>>74069855
no tourney starts later

>>74069873
I see now, what's the lobby ID?

>>74069931
dunno, she hasn't shared it yet

Finally managed to force one in the Shan'tma farm room

>>74070034
Neat
Too bad tournament games don't go on your stats

>>74069973
I hope she won't forget, it's a pretty useful magic number.

How many coins are you saving up?

>>74070419
0. I'll play enough games to get what I need regardless if I farm them or not.

Kinda sucks that Pippa's trip lined up with QB's tournament, I'm sure she'd have liked to take part.

Whale Cup 2024 started some hours ago btw. It's open qualifiers.
Matches are being streamed here - https://www.twitch.tv/overlordwhale
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