/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thinking about Lias pink butthole

Who is Lia from Phase Connect? to the blind, she is the light. to the hungry, she is bread. to the sick, she is the cure. to the lonely, she is company. to the sad, she is joy. to the prisoner, she is freedom. for the poor, she is treasure. for me, she is everything.

Liking Lia is the healthiest thing a man can do, Lia is the best medicine, I only need Lia to survive, more than oxygen, food, or water, I need Lia

why is it pink and not brown? convince me why

>>74018429
Lia exudes cuteness in every way. a pink butthole is cuter than a brown butthole. therefor her butthole is pink

>>74018429
Lia is a white valley girl. It is pink like bubble yum.

>not even 10 posts in
>already looping the color and smell of Lia's butthole

>>74018677
nobody said anything about how it smelled until you showed up

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>74018677
...what does it smell like?

>>74018677
the pink/brown debate is more like a ritual at this point

>>74018795
it's not a ritual, rather an ongoing discussion over a contentious and controversial topic

>>74018821
is there one without the yippee heads? a rare time where i think it being the regular kids faces would make it funnier.
the idea of kids discussing lia's butthole is funny

top reply to one of Lias tweets last night

>>74018903
bro

>>74018915
kek

rumor has it by far the cutest Phase girl on location in Japan is Nasa.
Nasa and Lia are gonna have a cuteness street fight when the day comes. Nasa is the first phase member to challenge Lia for cutest IRL phase member crown as judged by their peers.

>>74019160
hot take but I got Nasa winning this one

>>74019160
has said Lia is the cutest
>Airi, Uruka, Shiina, Nyaru, Yuri, Iori, Lisa

has said Nasa is the cutest
>Pippa

The person who can make this call is none other than Himemiya Rie because she is the only one that has met both Nasa and Lia.

>>74019309
sakana and muumi have also met both nasa and lia, but probably not appropriate for them to commenting

>>74019309
>the only people who find Lia cute are ugly chinks
Grim

>>74019400
>Lisa
>ugly
annnd he's off

>>74019400
youre so retarded it's unreal

>>74019400
Yuri is not asian.

>>74019472
worse she's jewish

>>74019624
nah that's Lumi

>>74018251
Chat is this real

which shirt do I order?

>>74019805
All of them. Duh.

>>74019805
I really like the middle one

>>74019805
the one i am most likely to actually wear is A.
the best value is B.
C could be the cutest, but might be an offkai exclusive shirt

>>74019805
it depends if one of these 3 was the lady at offkai last year on the virtual tour who said "fuck that, you're Lia. you deserve merch too" made one of these. I will give her my money first because she is a real one. i should probably go back and watch that stream and see. is there a link to it anywhere?

I think Lia’s butthole would be cuter if it was brown

>>74020228

honestly I wonder how much it would cost to get Lia from Phase Connect divegrass scarves made

Any Lia

praying for a Twitter space in the middle of the night on of these days

>>74020785
this would be great. how would we be able to even organize it to make it work tho.

Lia has a nose where her butthole should be

>>74021368
yeah, my nose in her butthole

>>74021368
wdhmbt

Do any of you even look like Lia

>>74021505
All likers look like underage boys yes

>>74015500
i'm not going to offkai, but I didn't realize it would be so cheap. can make one for under 20 bucks

>>74022140
imagine if this was a part of Lia's merch bundle. we will never get Yippee merch, but they do anything they want with the Lia stare. It's the kind of shitpost merch that would sell well. Maybe if fish put it on a coffee mug.

>>74022594
Late. You better have a note from your mother

>>74022140
do it, no balls

>>74018677
I would prefer that over jp manager posting

I heard Lia HATES me

>>74022140
Junkoposter I dare ya

>>74022708
Got one from your mom instead.

>>74023658
based

I like Lia, ok?

>>74024432
imagine the smell

I wonder if Lia will go see any death match wrestling in Japan?

>>74024988
I hope she sees an exploding barbwire deathmatch with rurumi

Gays out!

>>74026137
Youre late too

>>74024866

I wonder if this cover by Lia friends was what got her into The Feels
https://youtu.be/NC2UK0uvDdk

you can't convince me lia wasn't with the group yesterday and she was being overly paranoid and didn't want people to know she was there

I miss my Lia give her back to me

hey homos, try and think of your favorite Lia Clips. we're gonna have a clip night and once we run out a vod or a movie

>>74023583
Going to be wearing a cheap Junko cosplay so this will be on the back burner.
>>74026247
At work idiot.

>>74026957
All my favorite Lia clips got taken down

>>74026678
Lia probably didnt want to meet with all of them at the same time because of anxiety. Reminder when her Airi Hime and Uruka rented an air bnb, she had to call Rinmama to come pick her up and take her home because of an anxiety attack. She also left the last offkai trip 2 days early.

Looks like Reiny resurfaced here
https://youtu.be/jwh1AO-Zhpc

>>74027162
I want to baby her so much right now

I've made an AI generated clip of Lia calling a fan a nigger faggot in a private stream
I am going to post it to YouTube, exposing her as such a horrible person and end her career if a liker itt doesn't post their ass with a bito crown drawn on the cheek

>>74027162
dyrbi

>>74027162
Lia is shifty sometimes. It wouldnt shock me if she goes the entire Japan trip without meeting anybody. It also wouldnt shock me if she was with the phase group the whole time.

>>74026957
I cant im on mobile

>>74027238
anon who said she was going to idol status?

>>74026957
I made a giant playlist of random Lia clips, and I'm planning to add more as I come across them. I have it set from oldest uploaded clip to newest, hopefully acting as a Lia timeline from past to present.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVMKuQqTv0w_OYqWcLAkygzWHbyYei8fg&si=I2GSYoEoSOas2ORx

My favorite Lia clip is when she flirted with a fat brown man on stream

>>74027238 (me)
oops, I linked the wrong one
https://youtu.be/KU8y4xJ2rMw

Thinking about Lia's brown butthole.

The most based thing Lia has ever said is "All women are whores and liars"(yes she actually said this)

paid shills in the lia thread...

>>74029286
huh what you mean

Any Lia

>>74030446
I wish i could lick the

>>74030480
soles? toes?

>>74030515
Both.

>>74028540
hella based

>>74030480
cunny

Lia time in 59 minutes?

I feel like I have seen so much brapposting here and it's beginning to invade my trending searches.
What does this even MEAN

>>74031827
click it and find out

>>74031827
You tell me

>>74031953
>>74032026
I did and it’s just some political bullshit. I don’t know if I should be relieved or disappointed

>>74032099
brap posters have infiltrated politics!? this is bad

UUUUUUUUU

>>74032659
UUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>74031826
Anon…

I miss her. The pain of no Lia is starting to grow

>>74033514
let the pain make you appreciate your love even more

>>74029286
Is this in referance to Reiny? She is a long time Lia friend they go way way back

Lia is my girlfriend

>>74034466
why are you dating a teen girl

>>74034563

>>74034618
who is clem and why is he pus'd

>>74034680
Clempus’ing means you made a mistake and youre not very proud

CLIP TIME
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace DOT with .

>>74034989
feel free to send clips here or in the chat and i'll add them

>>74035141
i want to put my tongue in her naval

I think Lia RULES

>>74035674
this is factual

>>74035674
i made this post

I think Lia DROOLS

[OffKai News] literally who are these jabronies and what happened?

>>74036107
They helped to dox Kenji in Discord, who helped doxxed and harassed Sayu publicly. That basically the gist of it, I think

luv me Lippa

>>74036343 (me)
I meant that they doxxed him in Discord while he did the same to Sayu publicly and called her a pedo. My English is fucked today

>>74036343
>>74036437
why is she always involved in drama? at this point i am convinced she was somehow involved with yuri getting fired, or the chicago fire.

Phase friend KK is going to draw on her broken arm cast
https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber

>random Himemiya Rie at the end of the clip
>open vid
>hit dislike
>close vid
I'm here all night

>>74036635
based

>pack it up, Skittle Squad

I remember gay baby jail

>>74036107
never heard of them, but the group name Mofongo Boyz sounds GOAT they sound like party boys

chic fillet goes hard. as a homo I approve

chickfilet sauce is an american treasure

>>74036635
bump

I wonder if Lia is awake?

[Sad News] KK got KWAB'd by a curb in Japan at holofes stage 1 and broke her wrist

whatchu do if you get growled at by a wild Liker

bros I think we're gonna win

>>74036539
>why is she always involved in drama?
in her defence, she's involved because she was doxxed so it's not like she tried to get involved

>>74038007
oh you misunderstand I didn't mean it to sound like she put herself in the middle of it. Just like why always Sayu, you know?
Why doxx her? it's the real version of the "le evil woman Lumi sabotages everything" meme

>>74037984
you're late. lia pocket shirt is in up for sale!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/shopchocola/?etsrc=sdt

>>74038111
she made a joke about shotas

Imagine Lia with a fat lip

Imagine Lia with a fat ass

imagine Lia with an even flatter ass

>>74038111

Lia is pure and not for sexuals.

Imagine Lia with big brown pancake nipples

am i the only one who thinks of lia in a family way?

>>74039826
I want to hit you in the head with a rock

[Phase 3D News] THEY'RE BAAAAAAAAACK

>>74040040
>wonders.ai heard anon talking shit literally 3 days ago
lmao

[Sad News] hime is out of twitter jail

>>74040040
oh shit how much you want to bet that is what Phase is doing in Japan right now

>>74040040
they probably aren't with phase
>>74040120
I thought they were canadian or west coast techie company

>>74040120
As far as I'm concerned, wondersai owes Shiina and Lia a make good for last year.

>>74018755
Its a butthole, it probably smells like shit

What are your favorite movies you have watched in the cytube that you had never seen before?

>>74040353
Network, Girl Interrupted, Talladega Nights, and Planes, Trains and Automobiles

>>74040353
Blood In Blood Out
Frankenhooker
Dolemite
Showdown in Little Tokyo

>>74040331
Lias bhole smells like strawberries
>>74040353
prolly dolomite, godfather, blood in blood out, or the civilwar. I don't like watching movies by myself so 90% of stuff shown in the cytube is stuff I haven't seen before

>>74040353
The Hitcher
Freaked
All Rudy Ray Moore films.

>>74040260
I think that is fair and i hope lia and shiina don't forget it

>>74040510
Forgot The Princess Bride

kinda surprising girls like zelda since it has so many puzzles

>>74041132
Lia, like almost every girl, likes Zelda because of BOTW, which is what Genshin is based off of. almost every girl likes Genshin.

>>74041211
are the puzzles in BOTW hard? never played it, I stopped playing em after the wii ones

>>74041302
no. most girls like BOTW because of the open world. they likely all watch playthorughs to figure out the shrines so then they can get back to doing open world shit

I want to kick Lia’s dog down a flight of stairs

>>74040040
>buttercookies and lia likers when they find out phase is still in business with them

https://youtu.be/47L3ioWlF2Q

>>74041532
kek

>>74041532
https://youtu.be/O1Kj7DLM6Sk

>>74041390
>this is my first non botw zelda games
>she dropped it
checks out

>>74041532
vince is so goat'd

I miss Lia

does anybody have a link to Lia's offkai tour?

>>74042803
https://archive.org/details/offkai-virtual-tour-2023-06-17-ee-4p-1irl-rbw

>>74042901
ty based anon

Reminder we fight niji at 2pm tomorrow, be there or be straight

>>74043173
make us proud

>>74042901
Lia catching Sakana in person sitting at a jong table in the middle of his makeshift vtuber coffee shop and him groaning in horror as she approaches is one of the greatest Phase Connect moments ever caught on stream.

>>74043460
do you have ms paint drawing of her mecha by chance?

>>74044200
nigga what's a mecha

>>74044876
her mobile TV stand she rolled around on

>>74045381
dont work me, brother

>>74045600
my brother in Lia you were JUST talking about it

>>74045600
why is she giving off radiation?

>>74045852
Im a dumb head oops :/
No i don't have the ms paint picture

>>74045866
her green bones are toxic to non-autistic humans

>>74046084
oh good, I'm safe then

>>74046118
but you aren't safe from me

QRD on greenbones?

>>74046264
her bones are literally green. no cap

>>74046264
imagine bones, but they are green.

>>74046264
When Lia was an a little bitty Lia, she was given Tetracycline antibitoics. The turned her bones green uniroincally.

I hope I wake up and see there was a Lia twitter space or something

I hope I dont wake up

honestly Lia should get a nosejob, boobjob, and BBL

>>74046792
but if you don't wake up you won't see Lia again

>>74046224
i wouldn't come here if i wanted to be safe from your

>>74047000
from your what?

>>74047049
I mistyped and meant you

>>74047000
my hands? my lips? my cock? all of them at once?

>>74047157
hah idiot

>>74047372
cute dumb boys are the best

>>74047372
meanie

>>74037984
kinda shocked. fuck it we ball a Lia shirt is kino

>>74047866
also if it sells an ok amount, maybe chocola would be inclined to do a plushie yippee? or a rinmama boobpad?

this image makes a noise in my head but I don't know how to describe it

>>74048750
it gives me a ringing headache

>>74049747
can you do a 20x20? asking for my gay friend

>>74049841

>>74051004
real

>>74051004
this goes really hard bro, my gay friend says thanks. now do 100x100

>>74051456
My computer cant handle it

>>74051560
how you do it, mine might

>>74052285
nta but just use his 20x20 and copy and paste it next to and underneath eachother until it is 100x100

give lia me give eat lia me eat lia give me eat lia give me you

This time next week, Lia should be back home

>>74052702
is this the longest sentence ever spoken by a Liker?

>>74049747
>Rate my 3x3

>>74053713
you have amazing taste

need art of Junko getting analized desu

>Lia is sexually attracted to a robot
>I'm sexually attracted to a robot
WE ARE

>>74055531
you want to fuck freddy?

>>74036343
>>74037062
this boyz puerto rican, right?

>>74056068
No but if I was held at gunpoint to say which fnaf animatronic I'd have sex with it'd be Monty

>>74056207
what robot do you want to sex then???

>>74056291
Screwllum

>>74056537
honestly? he's pretty classy. if it's a british robot it can fuck off and die tho

>>74040040
Kino is back

>>74056875
this one is way too real

fucking schizo bitch

>>74058622
Fukawa/Syo become so much better in DR:AE

getting the bleep out of here

>>74059733

wishing Lia had a fat ass and pink butthole

>>74061016
she has one of those things

>>74061190
none*

>>74061469
Both*

>>74051004

Thinking about hotwife rinmama

lick the lia pits

>>74018251
>One week of no Lia
it hurts mates

>>74061925
now THIS is art

That psycho, he turned that nigga into fucking butter. This game is fucking with me more than I really expected Jesus Christ.

>>74063319
like he turned him into a tasty spread and put him on toast or he just liquefied him?

>>74063482
...without getting into spoilers, both.

>>74062630
I have clips of Lia interacting with my regular chats and super chats and we watching those normally does it for me. Why don't you try that to see if it helps

>>74064455
Rewatch*
I'm not ESL I swear

>>74064455
>>74064487

crashing this thread
with no survivors!

>>74061846

>>74065591
for you

>>74067920
what if i licked you?

I miss the coochie posting

>>74067920
i prefer lias boobes personally

I miss Lia

hello, VTLA divegrass fag here again
reminding (You) that WE HAVE A GAME TODAY AT 16:00 UTC, I will notify (You) again shortly before our match starts

>>74068554
whats that in human time

>>74068554
CORRECTION, because Im retarded, our match is actually at 18:00 UTC NOT 16:00 UTC

>>74068616
11 AM PST
2PM EST
8PM CET

lia

Lia?

any Lia twttier news?

>>74070632
why dont you just check

>>74070646
Cause i dont have it and rely on this thread

>>74061925
How did you make this

Im awake, but at what cost?

>>74071356
tree fiddy

wdsmbt

>>74071719
>apartment
interesting

>>74071746
Yeah almost like shes gonna be living there

>>74071783
but she already rented an apartment? when does she leave full time

>>74071719
Incest Choke Dental is a weird name for a business

>>74071800
Nobody knows
It could be the end of summer or the start of 2025.

>>74071800
Pre lease/sublet agreements exist.

>>74071800
yeah sone places you can reserve and apartment
it would probably really be helpful to Lia’s cause to visit Clara and get to know her. See if she would be down to help Lia out if she needed to ship boxes of clothes and stuff to her place before she moves so stuff up there by the time she moves.

>>74072526
i hope her and clara can become friends, clara could be a big shoulder for lia to occasionally lean on and she may only be a couple hours train ride away

being a stranger in a strange land, having somebody who speaks your language and is your friend is key.

>>74072526
Phase has management up there too. Lia could always send boxes up them so they are up there

>page 8 in 9 minutes
why board fast

>>74071029
I used Krita, steps are probably going to vary in other programs
1. Make a layer with all the tiny lia faces
2. Apply a desaturate filter to make them grayscale
3. Make a layer on top of that with a single lia and stretch it to cover the surface of the tiny lias
4. (optional) Apply a color balance filter on the giant lia to saturate the midtones, which helps the colors stand out more when averaged together in step 5
5. Change the blending style of the giant lia layer from “Normal” to “Multiply”
5. Apply a pixelize filter to the gaint lia at a ratio that makes it look like every tiny lia is composed of roughly 1 color. I couldn’t quite get that to line up perfectly with this method, and went with “close enough”

I wish Lia did a twitter space :( or something

[Sad News] https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1781653581482918347

>>74068554
nice hyp!

>>74074188

I miss Lia :(

I dont miss Lia

ok I lied I really REALLY miss Lia

I wonder when Lia is actually traveling back. Has to be like Wednesday
The fact her return streams are going to 3 immediate Phase War stream is fucking brutal

>>74074758
is she even streaming them? why would she need to stream them? jisn't the entire point of Dizzy and Ember streaming it on the Phase Channel so people watch it there?

If you have a twitter and order Lia merch, show support this might be our only chance at a Yiippe plushie

https://twitter.com/chocola_vt/status/1781540718928081013

>>74074982
I dont have a twitter but i would buy one so long as its at a fair price

>>74074982
>>74075056
its called X

>>74075138
my mistake, bigdaddy

>>74073761
based art CHAD

>>74071719
told you boys she was apartment hunting

UUUUUUUU

Do you guys think we should bring back Caturday

>>74077356
What is caturday

[Good News] Lia will return from Japan still a virgin, the only Phase girl to do so

>>74077504
dyrbi

>>74077504
not if i have anything to say about it

>>74077600
I dont have to believe. I am a knower, it is fact.

>>74077504
>implying she was a virgin in the first place

>>74077666
dyrbi shes not?

My rrat is the reason why during the offcolab a couple years ago Lia left early and called Rinmama to pick her up is because Himemiya Rie tried to kiss Lia, and Lia spazzed out
That is how pure she is

>>74077895
>Kiss
They had hot sweaty yuri sex and Lia left all flustered

>>74077795
>do you really believe it she's not?

>>74078144
well do you?

>>74078187
mark

>>74078211
nah that's you

>>74077383

>>74077895
during an IDV collab Rie offered to teach Lia how to tongue kiss, and she nearly vomited at the thought

baker status

i can bake

new
>>74079527
>>74079527