/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73992806

>>73992857
Kek.
At this point, joining nijisanji will only ruin your career.
Unless, you join to expose nijisanji and be the next dokibird.
Yeah, if i'm a nijisanji management, i'll be afraid of that possibility.

>>73993678
yeah but if you join you could finally get your chance to have scarle suck on your nutsack

>>73993855
*sigh*

>>73993678
It's also a very good ticket to Vshojo.

>>73993678
>Join Niji
>make Ironmouse laugh
>graduate
>Join VShojo
Easiest route.

You guys know people can use Hololive as a VShojo ticket as well, right?
>Coco
>Rushia

>>73994069
Yeah but you have to get into Hololive first, which is harder. And then you're in Hololive, which is better than Nijisanji.

>>73993899
you still need to be one of the top in niji to join vshojo.
It's why that faggot Quinn couldn't get in. Matara and Kuro had to shill him very hard, but he still ended up a pathetic 3view

>>73994069
>>Rushia
and where is she now?

>>73994266
>3view

>>73994271
trying to sell some poorly printed shirts

>>73994305
is he fucking leeching from numi now?

>>73994069
Genuine hololive graduations are just incredibly rare. Hell, there's hardly any willing turn over in the company. At this point most are terminations for people that fucked up hard in the company, like Rushia who literally leaked inside info to a dramatuber

>>73994069
>You guys know people can use Hololive as a VShojo ticket as well, right?
Only if you fuck up your holo career, then sure but you have to be a fucking colossal retard for that to happen.

>>73993881
this meme will never not make me laugh

>>73994332
Its so shit that i actually want it lmao

>>73994409
We've only had 2 real graduations, right? Coco and Sana. Sana felt a little more rushed than Coco's which had a lot of build up for it. She could've easily waited just 1 more year for the anniversary as well as an appearance in a FES to cement a legacy but she thought her artist career was more important in the long run and left. Such a shame she couldn't stick it out a little longer for those 2 things as a just-in-case to jump back into vtubing again if she ever feels that itch some years later.

>>73994425
>say taiwan once
>cover destroys your career in a botched attempt to appease the people who want to murder you
epic

>>73995148
>destroyed her carreer
>was the most SC'd vtuber right until her graduation
That being said, what really push her to graduation was all the red tape put around her after the Taiwan incident

>>73995029
And both were because of china...
(aloe also graduated but she was too mentally ill to get a proper one... wish she came back but oh well)

>>73995029
sana didn't renew her contract and those are signed a little bit before they debut so she couldn't have stuck around for the anniversary or fes unless she stuck around for at least another year

is humiliation ritual the new buzzwords of the month, been seeing that everywhere suddenly

>>73995837
giving birth to you is your mom’s humiliation ritual

>>73992806
It can't be that bad to join for a year then go back to my indie life can it? It would be a gigantic boost in visibility.

>>73995837
Yeah jews are trying to dilute the original meaning.

>>73992806
>Pomu
>Selen
>NIna
>Yugo

It hurts to see it but at least they're all doing better now.

>>73994069
Why tf you want to leave hololive for vshojo? Unless you are a retard like
>Kson
Literally a relic of the past

I'm joining niji to take it down from within

>>73996272
Got a particular plan in mind?

>>73996272
>apply
>debut as usual
>completely disappear, no streams, no comms with nijisanji, no social media
>completely ghost nijisanji
>they will have to do a termination, which is their absolute last resort right now
>people will think nijisanji will have done another assassination attempt

>>73993881
The fact this is all he's known for now is hilarious

sometimes I wonder if niji ever tried scouting active hololive member
>Gura is not streaming! Hurry offer her even worse contract!

>>73992806
>Enter interview
>One of the question is: "if you have a competitor, what are your plan to overcome them, even if they happened to be the most popular vtuber ? Btw all of this is hypothetically"

>>73998462
>'yeah so, hypothetically speaking, if you got hired by an exploitative company, what legal steps would you take? would you sue'?

>>73998462
>be me
>try to enter niji
>ace the final interview
>2 days later, hear a knock on the door
>holy shit it's Riku
>'Herro, I have a mission for you. If you want to join our family you need to prove your commitment."
>he hands me a small package and a manila folder
>the package contains a handgun
>the folder has a picture of a woman and an address in British Columbia

>>73998043
Also a legendary feetcam stream with Finana. Props where they're due, the man has beautiful legs and grippers and he knows how to use them

>>73998792
>Nah I'd an hero

>>73992857
ouch