/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73957961
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>73957975
amen

>>73957975
amen!

>>73957796
>>73957818
wtf?

>>73957961
cute, many yummy areas to slide my hand up~

Kneel to the gamer of tempus

the lack of pilot pits content makes me depressed

>>73958238
gonna lick those delectable pits~

That guy has to be the ugliest anime character I've ever seen

god knew i would be too powerful so he made me attracted to flay

>>73958610
Wrong anon. You are powerful because you like Flay

MODS

>>73958299
he'd probably get really embarrassed and start squirming, you'd have to hold his arms up
looking into his eyes as he whimpers and stutters because you refuse to move your face

>>73958845
god yes....I'll give him all the love.....

>>73958809
This would unironically happen to Bettel if he went to akiba

>>73958895
yes, he would pay for it

>>73958895
oh 100% he'd be an idiot and walk down the wrong alley

Why does this intro feel like the start of persona 5

kek

KEK you're not sorry!

KEK retard

this nigga knows what he did

RETARDED HAG LOVE

my cute retarded pilot who sexually harasses women

>>73959541
i wish he sexually harassed me

>>73959511
i love her

DOUBLE DOWN

This is fucking great lol

NOT EVEN THE OJISAN IS SAFE

holy kek

GG

He coomed too hard

HOLY KEK

what happened? i was pissing.

>>73959786
he asked gramps to strip and they left him to burrn

>>73959833
thanks, i just heard flayon's giggling in the background.

This one right here officer

>>73960003
>that smile
kek

>>73960248
I want him to look at me liek that....

Wait her measurements were something like 30 20 30 but how does that make sense? If you have a decent sized chest your measurements would be 90 for the tits and thay hag is stacked, game doesn't make sense

im laughing my ass off at this game now, didnt expect it to be like this at all

>>73960384
eu anon...

>>73960384
>90

>>73960487
Oh god don't tell me it's just burger measurements

>>73960384
anon... not even a newborn baby has a 20cm waist

he's just like me fr fr

>kcd 2 announced
>manor lords coming out
I need a medieval chuuba

>>73961212
Ruze 2nd outfit. Trust the plan.

this song isn't bad

the combat is so stupid kek

>>73960632
Even for burgerland, those would be the measurements of a tiny ass girl.

UM

Jesus Christ

>>73961940
>for burgerland
not sure if that's the best standards for a normal sized girl kek

Holy shit

She got tummy bulge'd....

You can get arrested? kek

How will GTA6 compete?

This is where he belongs

>Purple Heart Shirt
This game really is peak 2013's

>Flay likes to crossdress boys
Oh my....very nice Flay

RAP GOD

Someone should sex Flayon. I nominate Hakka

Flayon is a dangerous boy

>>73964997
no worries i'll take one for the team

>>73965170
holy FUCK LUCKY BASTARD

>>73965170
...I thought that white was hair at first

H-hot...?

>silent reaction
Yup he got a boner

>>73965625
adorable

>>73965170
Why is it cumming from the head

>>73965765
Flay's pushing it alllllll the way in

This is what me and Flay would look like if we date btw

>>73965625
do guys actually get boners that easily? or is flay just that horny

HOLY https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1781125567338672582

>>73966182
It really depends on the guy and their libido, my best friend says he never gets a boner unless it’s porn and only jerks off like once every two weeks, but me I’m a fuckin horndog, I see a lady in a formfitting sundress at the grocery store, boner, I can think of boobs and get a boner, hell sometimes I just get a boner for no reason

>please andastand
Flay is /ourguy/ isn't he

FLAY YOU CAN USE MY MOUTH

Use WHAT

>>73966313
good for you, US bros

>>73966313
sasuga yagoo

kek

He really is spending most of his time just changing the mc's clothes

>>73968146
the boy likes to be cute

https://twitter.com/QamaSyahmi/status/1781121428500451656

I NEED to baby trap him...

>Take your clothes off!
My sexpest oshi

>>73966313
REASONABLE SHIPPING SOON? PLEASE

>>73968339
KEK

>Its fun stripping people
Yeah, Me

i miss him

>>73968339
EXCITING!

>>73970292
Don't worry he'll job content warning in a few minutes RIP tempus if no one taught him how to play the game

whose pov would be the best for content warning?

>>73970465
Your oshi, otherwise Shinri always has nice volume control for everyone's voices and manages to catch a lot of funny moments

LAST CHANCE PLACE YOUR BETS ON TEAMS

How is this collab supposed to work, are they going to take turns?

>>73970654
>Ruze joins last minute with the steel chair

TEMPUS VS ARMIS ON THE VIRAL TELLY
Octavio - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5kowsk-mvU
Jurard - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F1Ht_3-k_U
Axel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_86gwNyy9xg
Flayon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V39ucx-hZu8
Hakka - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIEQpvNY8AY
Shinri - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVWN7YA3TyQ
GB doesn't have a PoV

>>73966473
damn sounds annoying as fuck, (in the nicest way possible) how do you avoid being a sexpest? i've never been more grateful for the ability to have degenerate thoughts in public without it being an obvious issue

Content warning, CONTENT WARNING, content warning

>>73961212
It's going to be Ruze, maybe, he was in some medieval combat recreation group or something

Ruze and Jurard's run-animation still irritates me. there are plenty of better and cool run animations in League of Legends to reference

>>73971087
>7 players
>Uneven teams
Sasuga starsEN

>>73971087
MAYBE?
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1781142617683550640

>>73970636
You may have cursed him

>Jurard told me to fuck
what did hakka mean by this

>>73971436
>>73970943
jesus

>>73971487
well fuck me

I got space for One Armis boi POV who do I slot in

>>73970943
>ISREAL

>>73971087
>>73971436
RUZE POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MImfjUDmw0

VIRAL ELFMAN ON THE TELLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MImfjUDmw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MImfjUDmw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MImfjUDmw0

Poor Mama...

>>73971087
SHINRI OFF THE TELLY

Jurard sulking about everyone playing Palwork without him kek

>>73971678
SHINRI BACK ON THE TELLY

Bubbies come claim your man

>>73972150
We like it when he does that

>>73971100
Just thinking of other things can calm it down or flexing a part of your body so blood flows there instead of to the dick, also most of the time it’s in a soft but hard state so you can just subtly move its position to not be noticeable, but let’s say you were having sex or jerking off and your dicks hard hard and someone needs you to do something, that’s when it’s hard to hide cuz at that point you are as stiff as a log, I do the hunched over motion to hide it when that happens
Also very funny thing with dicks and the brain, you can accidentally Pavlov it to get hard during certain conditions like if you jerk off a lot in the shower, most of the time in the shower your brain will start thinking “oh boy jerk off time, GET HARD PENIS”

>>73972150
yasss auntie slayyyy

>>73971995
Sasuga jobbers

the tech issues... they finally caught up with him

>server issue
this is codespeak for Bettel not being here isn't it.

>>73972532
anon, bettel was never gonna be there

>>73972462
rip shinri

>>73972532
Bettelion gws

>Jurard is losing his shit and going americayaaaa

>>73972618
no... the cuck chair memes are real

>>73972618
shinwi...

>>73972349
Kek, that sounds kinda fun. I would be training you penis to get hard at different stimulus all the time if I had a dick

>>73972572
and at some point he'll never be here too.

why...

>>73971534
You cursed him lol

Stars En please take 4 minutes out of your life to test games before collabs....

>>73972745
>Pavlov training your dick
Amazing concept

WE DEM BOYS

AND THEY'RE LIVE

please tell me they're not really going to make me watch two separate groups play at the same time

The regret Shinri is feeling with Jurard screeching into his ear...

>>73972848
No Bettel again.
No Arutea.

>>73972745
I accidentally trained it to get hard when I go to sleep, since I’d jerk off before goin to bed, so now whenever I lay down for the night, I just get hard, it was a problem when I slept over at the homies house and he freaked out seeing me dead asleep at full mast

mama streaming from the void

They look cozy

>>73972929
Slowpokechama

>>73972959
Ruze is angrily watching Hakka try to cuck him...

>>73972959
shinri's fugi is so cute

>flay has the retarded chat transcript
I need this to die

>Tells Jurard "that spicy shit will loosen your asshole"
wdhmbt?

Mag got that too

>>73973234
that spicy shit will loosen his asshole

>>73972745
pretty sure i've already seen that as a fetish somewhere
>>73972929
honestly i like bettel but even if he were here, he would zone out from all the voices. it's not that much of a loss tbdesu

>>73973241
Can't get sick when he is dead

GB is gonna end up homeless...

>>73973348
both Altare and Axle said they met up

Hakka fake Armis

>>73973441
Yeah they went to the cemetery to piss on his grave

the boys a're relatively behaved today. i'm scared.

>>73973441
Did they say that Magni got sick?

AXEL????????????????

TEMPUS DILDOS DOKO

>>73973487
he's just the double agent. altare sent him to disrupt the bounty hunters

>karasutengA

>shinri doesn't have anything to wax

KEK Shinri beta male confirmed

Shinri is a fucking Charles Xavier.

>bra reveal
There is a woman among them.....its true...

>werewolf boxers
>cinnamon infused underwear
>does ben10 count?

MY WHORES

>>73973635
>cinnamon infused boxers
You spoke too soon

>>73973871
you already know

ok /MANS/ what should their batsu be? hard mode: something they could realistically do i unironically think the waxing is a good idea

>>73973963
oh...oh yeah...

>Hakka wants to kill all the lactose intolerants

>>73973979
if armis loses and they don't have to reveal their pantsu I'm going to be so disappointed

>>73973979
Go to a doctor and have your penis measured professionally, then post the results on Twitter.

>>73974024
Hakka wants too milk everyone to death

>>73973979
>i unironically think the waxing is a good idea
Nah, Ruze and Shinri can't do it, so that's already 1/4 of the participants going to no-sell it

KEK the immediate silence on the Tempus side

>>73973979
waxing is hardly a punishment. i do that regularly.
i'd rather they stream as a group while watching each other moan

t. a woman

Flay im revoking your Gamer status you earned earlier

>>73974101
Ruze already spoiled his, there's no point he wants you to see it

Why can't they play Counter-Strike? There are 10 of them.

>the dungeon is like flayon's mind
empty? dark?

WTF AXEL IS JUST GONNA TAKE THAT?!

>>73974285
because they have hakka

Lol, someone always ends up in the Saw trap when Jurard streams this

what the little red nigga doing

It's not an Armis stream without Jurard frantically yelling for Ruze

So what's everyone's strategy for watching this?

>axel is llooking for another entrance

>No one tardwrangling Flayon when they know he's shit at fotm games
It's so over

Ruzerex the only survivors...already...

>>73974546
sickly victorian child....

>>73974434
jobbing like the retard he is Donmai

>>73974196
it'd take a while for the setup but i would support a period sim moaning batsu
>>73974434
no clue t. roon

they let flayon die. finally.

Hakka, you scat-loving shit

Jurard's blind trust in Ruze is cute

I had forgotten how bad Flay gets in collabs

>>73974807
he's just playing around he isn't a scatfag...!

CURRENT STANDINGS
>Tempus: 1.4k views
>ARMIS: 2.3k views

Flayon is in peak form already.

these boys....sure are dumb.......

>"You are a hinder to our success"

>>73975033
>>73957975
>>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.

Does Armis have any hope of overcoming the LostTavio debuff?

>>73975253
kek

Tentacles that only rapes Filipinos...

>>73975253
FUCK HIS ASS HOMIE, LEAVE HIM QUIVERING FOR NUMBERFAGGING

>help me! my balls, they hurt! RUZE!!
RUZAVIO STONKS

>Ruze the sole survivor
my Knight of Doom...

the monster touching tavi's balls? Me.

>>73975253
>Third reply
Twi...

HAKKA HUGGED SHINRI TO DEATH

2 k DORYAAA!
-Jurard

Armis field twip~

>>73975033
>Armis Winning
Leader's gonna rape correct Tempus when he finds out

>>73975429
shota tavi going to ruze crying because his balls hurt and his peepee his hard and ruze has to teach him how to masturbate

nose blowing asmr from axel

>>73975793
It sounded so odd somehow

>watching armis get all sweaty trying to speedrun
>switch screens to glance at shinri's pov
>tempus just fucking around (?) every time
it's so over guild tempiss is done for

Axel says no homo

>>73975752
They were doomed the moment Hakka rejoined their team

>>73975907
Tempus is basically a threeman team

>>73975978
saying this when Flayon fucks off every single time

>>73976042
It's having both Hakka and Flayon on one team that makes victory impossible

>>73976042
gomen ourr pilot is unironically a little dumb

>"It's gaping - it's pulsating~"

>>73976147
At least it's a game they just have to walk around in and not actually play. Shinri probably still has nightmares over L4D2.

>>73976301
HQ vs VG was such a bloodbath

flayon reach-around ToT

Axel is such a coward, no wonder he can't save others and is always left as a lone survivor.
He's the Lion from Land of Oz

More Ruzerex alone time...

>I'm worried about what the batsu is gonna be, chat
shinri knows they're doomed kek

Content warning sucks

>>73975752
>Altare caring about any of this

Why the FUCK is Axel's voice so loud

>>73976469
it can be fun

They're really sexually harassing that one monster

>>73976469
it was good for a stream or two but I'll be glad when it's over. gameplay's way too repetitive

>>73976426
MOGGED

>>73975907
Armis is leaving them dead in the water

>>73976469
The novelty wears off real fast after watching several streams of it

>>73976470
>Altare caring about Tempus

Hakka would use a spine as a dildo, that whore

Watching Flay in collabs is like cheering for your idiot dumbass kid in a soccer game. you're just happy when he manages to kick the ball

Hakka is so lucky...

>>73976955
kek yeah

>>73976955
>soccer

Flayon...

Poor GB is never gonna make it out alive

>>73976426
Ruze is just a better tard wrangler because he's able to command authority over his tards. Shinri is too gentle and has more tards to wrangle

>>73977121
Yeah. The proper word for it.

>>73976955
More like taking him to a soccer game but he doesn't know what soccer is so he just stands there looking at you while everything happens around him Seriously why didn't they teach him the game if it was a competition

>>73976778
He cares about Tempus, the one who started in 2022.
I still remember what he said when VG was announced and his chat asked him what he thought about it, but unfortunately for him two of his beloved guildmates left him behind despite getting new models while he's stuck with his original one.

I love the way Jurard films

digits?

>skip day 3!
Shit, do they have time for that? There's 20 minutes left.

>>73977196
Jurard is actually pretty good at Content Warning. It's only really Octavio that needs carrying.

>>73977287
That Tempus died a long time ago anon, hence my original statement

>>73977283
I just dont think he can wrrap his head around these kinda games

>>73977178
even in a joke run gibby dies kek

>>73977427
As long as Octavio dies on film, it's still a more valuable contribution than usual.

>>73977287
He should graduate then

Ruze torturing Jurard with electric shocks on video...

>>73977458
It still lives for Altare, it's why he wants to make an official unit with Axel now that Tempus is finally getting unified with them receiving 3D and making a new plan for the next 12 months.

>>73977514
Hey he isn't that bad...

>>73976955
more like you regret giving birth to him

IF THERE'S A HOLE THERE'S A GOAL!

Will they still bother doing the second round when they see how hard the Tempus boys are being destroyed

>>73977669
Might do a team scramble?

>>73977514
he won't be octavio if he survives

>I lived bitches
>BEHIND YOU

>two shock sticks
>Ruze and Octavio spend most of the time using them on Jurard

Tempus just ignores Flayon during group collabs and I can't blame them

>Leaving flayon behind

>>73977885
sounds about right

Axel is so fucking loud holy shit

>>73977903
He just gets excited to be with his friends

Armis are working well together this round

AIIEEEE HAKKA IS GETTING MOLESTED WHILE HE SLEEPS

>>73978282
All me

Hakka's shit hand...

shitty bird....

Jurard made another work of art

How many runs have Armis done? I swear every time I look over they're watching their videos.

Holy shit, sweaty ARMIS is impressive.

>>73978742
Yeah, their team work is great tonight

I love when Axel panics and screams in JP

>>73978638
right now they're on their eighth

>"Oh, it delivered him"

>slime delivers octavio back to armis
cultare picking the winning side

>hakka jumping on axel

Poor shinri. If it's not his teammates being incompetent, it's his game randomly scuffing at the worst possible time, lmao. Low luck indeed.

>>73978882
Is tempus on their 5th?

>>73978948
average axelotl

76k on ARMIS speedrun, jesus

kek

Only 49K total? Yikes.

Tempus: 49k
Armis: 189k

>>73979342
Armis: 139k (Octavio can't math)

139k was only the week 3, Ruze...

>>73979244
>>73979305
Can't wait to see hakker electroshock his nipples

>>73979305
Armis did a speedrun, Tempus had Shinri trying to gently tard rangle but mechabirbo randomly fucked off and they delated sleeping every time
It was never gonna end with a Tempus win with Flayon on the team

Jurard's getting too cocky, get him on the team with Flay and Hakka so he can get humbled

Shinri sounds so defeated

It kinda hurts seeing Tempus do so bad with games, HQ used to be at least a bit competent

>continuing current run
Stop, Octavio! They're already dead!

>>73979520
No one deserves to be put on a team with both Hakka and Flayon

ARMIS NERFED

Shinri...

>OCTAVIO DISCONNECTED
God is still on Tempus' side

>>73979520
They should switch Hakka and Flay to Octavio and Ruze, see how that goes

THEY GOT NERFED~!!

>>73979693
I don't think it can overcome mechabirb debuff

>>73979632
The anons that want to be molested on the train would beg to differ

THEY LOST DAY 2

>>73979632
>>73979778
ME

>>73979632
mechabirbo is a handicap...

>>73979693
>>73979765
not to mention tempus morale is low...

>We can relax
Armis is gonna start jobbing now

>>73979916
Only way to cancel it out is Altare, and they don't have him, so they're completely doomed

shinri is so laggy

>Squish it
>I'm pushing it
>Grab it
>random moans

QUICK SOMEONE DO A POWER OUTAGE IN THE PHILIPINES THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN TURN IT OVER

Shinri's game is fucking dying

>>73980074
I thought it was just me. Thank god for all the povs I had to switch cuz it was making me motion sick

Tavi thought he was shocking a monster and shocked GB to death instead...

Octavio's clear "hahahahaha" laugh gives me life

it was funny when it happened to armis but it happening to mama makes me want to cry...

Hakka keeps molesting Axel, how good is that knot

ARMIS JOBBING AT THE SAME SPOT AS LAST COLLAB

>>73980301
don't believe the puppeteer's lies.
he did that on purpose

>>73980353
i just want shinri to be on a winning team for once

>>73980430
>i just want shinri to be on a winning team for once
Should carry harder. Skill issue.

>>73980430
He can't that goes against the idea of him sacrificing himself so his team can win, one day it WILL happen and you'll all be crying at how kino it was

>>73980394
this fucking axelotl needs to stop being driven by lust and help his fucking team win

SHUT UP, SWIFTIE! FOCUS!

mama love

>>73980430
Unfortunately he's stuck in a gen with 2 baby gamers and 1 absent jester

>>73980531
no amount of skill will help you carry if flayon is on your team

Ruzerex sole survivors again...

JURARD YOU INCOMPETENT-

haxel stonks

>gibby betraying armis
sasuga vestie

>>73979860
Also me

>you told me what to do so I started walking slower instead
jesus, flayon

Jurard and Ruze unknowingly fleeing into danger...

Gibby what the FUCK

>>73979632
>>73979860
NOT ME
I want to be the one molesting them

>>73980998
flayon should get bullied

Mechabird too heavy for Shinri to carry

>>73981181
franky, the 5th member of armis :3

JOBBERS

Axel is so done

armis FLOPPING

>>73981198
i'm going to bully him with lots of kisses until his ears bleed

i think tempus would actually do better without flayon

>"I will use my body for content - welcome to my OnlySpooks"

Nobody misses Bettel...

>>73981495
imagine having Flayon on your team. I'd be done too
Shinri was taking deep calming breaths

shinri...

Jurard can't type a captcha...

>>73981596
Remember that Hardcore Minecraft collab? Once Flayon died and was forced to exit the call things started going really well kek

>>73981596
>first timer gets thrown in raw expecting to know how the game works
Shinri should've just begged bettel to play

Radioactive semen?

>>73981792
I love that Temma doesn't give into Flayon in moments like that kek

>>73966313
I’ll check out my local one this weekend and report back if nobody else does. Hopefully they have stars stuff

Jurard giggling while failing that captcha on purpose...

>>73981844
Peter Parker

>>73981817
>Bettel
>collab
its understandable now since he's flying but let's be real, anon

>>73981817
Bettel is resting leave him alone

>"Self harm with the boys~"

>Self-harm with the boys

>>73981923
>SHUT UP, CAT

>ARMIS jobbing advantage after DC
>TEMPUS on 0/128k last day

Not like this....

>>73966313
>west coast USA
ffs west coast bias so annoying

>>73982071
>resting

>>73981817
I mean what more do you need to know other than do bits and film them? There's nothing to do in the game besides wander around

>>73981792
Did anyone expect him to do decent? Be honest

>"You weren't nervous, were you Goldie~?"

GOLDRUZE REAL

>>73982071
Hes been resting for 9 months

>>73982265
No, but he was annoyingly trying to die despite knowing it was important to stay alive. In the end Shinri and Temma told him not to mess with the beehive and he did it anyway just to die and be silly

>>73982373
>9 months
who's the father?

>>73982373
forgive him, he was pregnant

>>73982373
>9 months
you're making shit up

>>73982510
It's random