/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

I love Gura the most!

>>73962803
Gura is my friend

>>73962818
SNIFFFFF

Sex with a fembud.

I might read
I LOVE GURA!!

TotallyNotJapan: The Village

im the emperor of /ggg/

The MH language is retarded.

My mommywife is here to beat me up!! Just like her desk!!!

you don't have to lie gura

no one loves rampages

I kinda really don't like the Monster Hunter language.

MH language is gay

>Gura starting Monster Hunter Rise
ahhh back to good times in 2021 April

>>73962937
it vaguely sounds like japanese

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>73962926
you're only the emperor of your goon cave

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

So she really dissed World like that ha, what is her problem, why I felt she is actively avoiding chance to collab or she wants or ruined the World trend in Hololive right now?

>>73962980
you can upvote superchats?

I had to turn it off. Why is this game so boring?

>>73962980
since when could you like superchats? seems like a retarded feature that encourages attentionwhoring

>>73962980
based, more people should have the balls to do that.

>>73963019
samen

>>73963038
Maybe if they want to collab they should play the newer game instead.

These are just like old times God we're so back

Rise has cute girls instead of that piece of shit handler, why do monhun autists hate it again
Fuck this I'm buying it the next time I see it on sale

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>73963019
samen

Years later, I know way more Japanese than the last time she streamed this, and so the MH language sounds really wrong because it just sounds like fake Japanese.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Gura wiggle

>>73963019

Gura is architect. She likes them girls that are round like a dango.

>>73963134
it's on sale right now for like 10 bucks

>gonna moan the word box

Holy fuck

>gura moaned the word bussy

>>73963088
Sort of, it's definitely peak cringekino that could only be improved if the faggot killed himself
Same with all the faggots circlejerking him, like (You)
The based part is that she's completely ignoring it, kek

She's telling us stories about JP!! Ones we haven't heard yet!!

I'm Bus btw

>>73963265
yeah but I'm out of money that's why I said next time

Is Gura...autistic?

Gura with holo members waiting for bus in Japan and she was moaning for "busss". She did it because she saw a funny video of it. Ame was there. She realized nobody saw the video.

"Tell me if i have told you this already"
Tell a story about JP, but she has had a stream since JP that wasn't the collab, great memory Gura

What the fuck is wrong with Gura?

She's so autistic and cute

that made me laugh, she's such a dork

Chumbuds...is Gura...you know?

>>73963399
yes

Baguraette honhonhon

so she sounded like timmy from south park
got it

>gura gets carsick
shes just like me...

>assigned seats on a bus
?

>they had assigned seats on the hololive bus
how fucking autistic are these adult women that yagoo assigned seats?

god I wish I could have heard it when it happened...

>>73963434
She told us some things during the twitter space, nice memory.

This feels terrible because I feel like there's nothing I could say to make her stay.

>gura got rosa parked...

my wife

>>73963440
'tism

My Gurandma.

>>73963108
And yet, she is the only one playing this "new" trash, lol. just look at how many people ask, why she plays Rise? She knew what is her intention. Lol

Jhobros?

Gura hates beef pickles, I love my hyper lesbian wife.

>carsick
She is actually a child

>>73962980
I would say based, but in the end she still runs away with his money.

She went to Capcom store in Japan. The Big Devil Joe figure. Devil Joe funny to her. Like an oversized tadpole. Like a beef pickle? Oh she's using the bow.

poot

>>73963611
Her intention is she likes rise better, she's said that before.

I'm beginning to realize that I have zero interest in monhun whatsoever

>>73962980
>why don't you tell her that?

>>73963508
No she didn't the twitter space contained virtually 0 info about her jp trip

>>73963652
maybe he was serious, wouldn't surprise me judging by the things people in chat say unironically

>>73963134
Everything faster and Wirebugs kind of mess with a few gameplay elements. Like, you're kind of encouraged to spam wirebug attacks to get mounts, and you can escape knockdowns as long as you have a free wirebug.
Also most attack hitboxes are bigger than they look to offset the fact that the player can zoom around at a million miles per hour.

I still really like rise, but I get why a lot of the older fans aren't into it.

>>73963759
newbud?

>gura saw the monster hunter movie without us

>>73963822
Those all sound like positive changes though.

>>73963399
someone post the "we know gura" minecraft clip.

>>73963776
You straight up didn't listen to it then. Or you've forgotten, nice memory retard.

Gura has seen the monster hunter movie. "yeah, it's a movie". She didn't like it.

>>73963759
Zoomerbud pls

>>73963923
it was pretty shitty

Her mental age is devolving, i am not even joking, it is surreal to witness, she will be back at the mental age of a toddler within 1 year, wtf is going on?

>>73963867
Adding it to the list

Is Gura a pro now? I've never played an MH game, but her movement doesn't seem bad.

>>73963949
Sounds awwright to me

>>73963949
T u T

>>73963982
I wouldn't call using the wirebugs to move "pro"

>>73963759
It's such a boring game. Gura's Mohun streams are the only ones I couldn't sit through.

>>73963867
Why would she ever want to watch it with us?

>>73963949
Shes lost her filter with no streaming. Shes out of practice.

I want to be isekai'd too

Gura likes the bug place in monster hunter movie. Only memorable part to her it seems. Gura would like to get isekai'd if given the chance.

>>73963949

Gura is tired of this existence

Can someone Gura soundpost her bussing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGgNzIVRcX8
Thanks if you do it

>>73963949
I think she's just anxious about streaming and trying to get used to it again.

>shlorp it right out of the beak

>>73963982
Didn't she beat one of the Mohun games offline? She plays with her real friends

>>73963949
T u T

>>73964080
same desu I wish for death/teleportation every day

really hate when she censors herself

>>73964068
I mean the entire game is a mechanically satisfying combat system with a bunch of reasons to make you keep using it for hundreds of hours. Obviously it's fun to play but quickly boring to watch.

>>73963714
Trust me, I really hope that is the real reason, lol. The "kid" really thinks she is cool and standingout or what. You know what, let her enjoy it alone while others having fun through Collabs and community hunt, and let's see how happy she can be, lol.

>>73964178
Yeah, probably both world and Rise.
She played Rise again when it came to steam.

>>73964205
Yep. Thankfully I don't need to watch Gura to get my Gura info. Everyone posts' it here.

>>73964223
I'm much happier to watch a solo stream than a collab any day.

>>73964223
She isn't alone. She has us.
Although she probably isn't going to play again after today.

>>73964223
You sound angry at a girl just playing a game she likes. Let that sink in.

Gura is craving that spanking chumbies. Let's go!!

>I crave my spanking
someone make a sound post

I need art of Gura getting knotted by her palamute

I WILL GIVE YOU THE SPANKING YOU CRAVE BRAT!!

>>73964391
Oh I'll give her spanking alright

she did this so she could escape her spanking for movie may... I will not accept this, Gura! the deal was "1 spanking per member, gently..."

Oh, excuse me, she doesn't even care about other Holomens, and also her fans lol. She streams because she need money again.

this game is so comfy to watch. good vibes.

If I see another person cry about her not playing World I'm going to kill

She's playing PC now on xbox controller. Had to do a new save since the other one was on the Switch.

>>73964562
She could have used the switch layout...

Gura wants to eat chumbud meat

>>73964506
>seething ESL

meatspin

>>73962803
Why is ina here?

>>73964620
lol

>>73964609
we have so much in common!

meatspin lol

wait, I zooned out, why the fuck is she talking about watching meatspin?

She mentioned the meat spin. That title from years ago when she first played the game way back.

>>73963822
Most older fans like it compared to World, because it focuses gameplay, not a bunch of fluff. Also the game does the opposite of encouraging wirebug spam for mounts, as there is a hard cap on mounts per 10 minutes. hit boxes are actually smaller in Rise compared to World, and youre movement during combat is no different in Rise compared to World.

>>73964668
FATFUCK

fucking tourists

>>73964719
actually someone from chat mentioned it and Gura read that

>>73964702
she likes it when I spin my meat in her face

>>73964702
what she titled a previous monhun rise stream, "meatspin lol"

>>73964339
Don't be so sure, I could be just teasing to see some of your losers' reactions, but you are nit wrong, I am pissed, because I could smell her scammy intention mailes away.

I want to ungabunga with a greatsword

>>73964668
>>73964718

>>73964506
She definitely doesn't need money. She has millions and probably makes more from investments than streaming.

>>73964641
Gura collabed with Ina and played MH rise back in 2021.

She talks like a teacher talks to their pre-school students, does she know her viewers are 30 year old greasebastards?

why is she being so bratty?

gurandma...

Wanted the dog to be pink. She'd be riding Mococo then? Gura's leg hurt so bad. She was gardening and it was not used to be squatting for so long. She's really a Gurandma. Had meeting to day and tried not to whimper in microphone. She didn't use the mute button.

>>73964768
Instead of wasting your time seething at a girl on the internet play a game she likes, you should learn English.

>>73964717
Also, visually it has the same style as the 3DS games.

No gardening in the Winter?
Why not... ?

I love this retard so much

>>73964897
Because you didn't spank her enough

>>73964897
It's her natural state

>>73963465
>Hon hon wee wee

>>73964941
it cold

Gura that was very sexual

There are so many soundposts already...

>>73964880
why are all her viewers from greece?

>>73964941
cuz weeds don't grow in winter, duh.

HOW THE FUCK HAS IT BEEN AN HOUR

I'm the sole Greatsword and Gunlance user of /ggg/

Gura should play Borderlands

>>73964930
Yeah it looks like shit lol.

I used ot have a soundpost of someone going YOURE PLAYING MINECRAFT WRONG and gura mocking htem but I lost it.

>>73965046
this, Gura fucking hates weed

>>73965062
I use GS too, chumbie. You're not alone.

>>73965062
Gunlance my beloved

>>73965062
I like greatsword because I don't like thinking

>>73965079
Want, just to hear you wispy laughter at all the dumb shit.

>>73965064
the gura time warp is real

>>73965114
Yeeeeeeeeeah, sure she does, sure she does

>>73965062
Dream on nerd.

World-heads will do 30min of investigations for a pink rathian quest and tell you its peak gameplay - and if you call em out on it theyll tell you the slop tastes better by iceborn

>>73965064
>ISREAL

>>73965062
I started world a month or so ago and I'm almost finished playing through the story with my brother (he's slow). I googled the meta weapon before playing and it said greatsword so that's what I went with. I also tend to use slower weapons in arpgs anyway.

>making fun of the gifter

That fucking sarcasm kek

What's a good entry level MH game?

why Gura? WHY

Gura approves of sub gifting.

GURA WIGGLE

>>73965168
>you
how the fuck?
I meant her.

Gura likes boom boom gun. She likes watching things explode. Old friend Izuchi. Should have no problem with it now. Gura saying nice to guy who gifted 50 in stream.

>nice gifts
you now remember the delusion that Gura hates gifted memberships

>>73965279
you wish it was sarcasm

>>73965277
This one genuinely

She hates the gifters

>>73965064
just went and came from the store and it's indeed ben an hour since i left and came back, we are in for a 5h stream chumbie, believe.

>>73965264
>>73965199
>>73965167
>>73965165
>>73965121
My brothers...

Pretty obvious that she is sick and tired of her fucking fanbase the way she talks back <3

>>73965276
>>73965279
people will not notice the sarcasm, see it as encouragement and gift more

>>73965337
Thank you, Anon.

Gura ate food.

food is what she calls my cum

oh nonono Gura is being chubby isn't she?

>>73964925
Nah, English is not a good language anyway, and knowing it's mostly spoken among westerns makes me feel even more cringy. Lol. I will keep typing broken English here to you losers, becuase you deserve it.

>>73965367
Tackle the world, chumbie!

i got the mead and the skittles and i got back just in time for the stream

I am convinced that Gura has become fat

>>73965277
MHW and Rise are both the best starting points. I think Rise is a bit better as it gets rid of a lot of fluff introduced in World.
World hits newcomers with too much mmo-esque nonsense from the get-go but thats definitely not the most popular opinion.

Both are just fine though.

M*ri tried making Goob fat in Japan

>>73965391
Why are boobros like this

Gura definitely ate a Jap.

>>73965391
I am her fanbase and am sick of her fanbase. Everyone is

>>73965479
English is the natural language of God himself and all other languages on Earth are inferior to it, thirdie, dream on.

I am the only Lance user in this thread.

the amount of shit that must have come out of this shark

she should try shirako

>>73965062
GS is a pretty common weapon choice, I used it a lot in FU, Frontier and GU

>>73965367
I use GS in the mainline games but I can absolutely fucking destroy shit with Insect Glaive + Aerial Style in the Generations games.

>>73965391
arent we all

>>73962803
https://files.catbox.moe/nx5f7v.mp4

>>73965567
kill yourself already

Gura ate so much food in Japan. Best thing she ate? Not sure. Had ichiran ramen, zuchi, okonomiyaki and a lot of convenience store food. She tried hot star chicken. Bigger than your head? She tried stinky tofu.

Shirako.

>>73964988
>>73965046
>it's cold in the winter
Not where she supposedly lives.

>>73965062
I just started using GS a week ago. It's fun.

Hi chumbuds, it's me again. It's been a long time, almost two years! >>17084907 >>17086586 >>17087791 >>17087846
I hope you'll treat me well like last time. You were surprisingly friendly.
I've got a follow up from my old questions since it's been a long time. I didn't want to ask during a stream since I thought it'd be rude, but I know you guys get hit with trolls a lot and someone said you guys aren't really here if Gura isn't streaming because of that, so I kind of felt forced. I'm sorry about that.
Anyway, cutting to the chase, I was curious and wanted to ask any self described unicorns, gachis, idolbros, etc. about how you guys felt about some of my previous questions
>My theory is that western unicorns don't actually give a shit about male collabs as much as the japs so long as there's no flirting going on, would you agree with that sentiment?
>If Gura collabed with a guy who wasn't a leech, had actual entertainment value and all that good shit, would you give it a pass if he didn't start getting uppity or would you give it a no no matter what?
>I also think that Idol guys, and gachis/unicorns get mixed in despite them not being the same thing and only having minor overlap. Would you agree on that, or no?
As well as the main question I have.
>Do you think your opinions on these things have changed in the two years since I asked? Have Tempus in particular embittered you about these things? I know that caused a lot of problems for people. If you were here when I first asked, could you point out your post and tell me if your opinions have changed and how?
Thanks in advance friendlybuds. Peace offering Gura just like last time.
Feel free to hide this post if it interferes with your enjoyment of the thread.

She had several members of staff with her, cuckposter BTFO again.

gura should play insect glaive

>>73965645
Anything under 70F is cold. At least to me it is.

>syphoning the Advent collab viewers by playing the worst MH to date
throughout heaven and earth, she alone is the grifter one.

Gura is totally into that.

>>73965671
Not right now, anon.

>what do you want to eat
>everything
>i'm scared of nothing
>while in china
Gura ate dogs and bats and fried rocks

>>73965538
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, whatever my dude. xD

>>73965645
Manny plants can die from an ambient temperature change of like 1 degree over the course of a month. You're a retard.

>>73965632
in taipei aka taiwan

>>73965671
Hey

>with staff
There you go. There's the answer to that one shitpost.

>>73965725
I don't know why anyone thought she wouldn't be escorted by staff members. Letting her roam around Tokyo is one thing, but Taipei? Nah.

Some nigga is going hard on the hearts. Mad props.

>>73965752
Says a lot about those advent viewers if they are watching the worst MH to date.

>>73965763
that's mainland chine, she was in taiwan.

>>73965763
You mean Taiwan

She is SO FAT, this is the 3938th time she has talked about stuffing her fat face with all the food she can find, last fall she talked about stuffing her face with BBQ buffé and pizza and many other stories

100% she has gained alot since her KitKat arc

>>73965671
Males fuck the fuck off

>>73965752
Who give a shit about advent

>too many high quality photos on phone
God she's so autistic, I love her

>>73965894
sisters do

>>73965752
Rise is way better than World

why is gura the only one I can listen to without switching after 5 minutes

>>73965761
It's cool if you want to wait to answer later too. I just had to make sure actual chumbuds at least saw it instead of the trolls you guys get. Sorry about that anon.

>>73965479
>Brown hands typed this post
>Poorly
>But it probably sounds even dumber in his unevolved heathen tongue

>>73965852
What a shame.

>>73965850
Taiwan is China, just not the PRC.

>>73965479
Chinese sounds like you have mush in your mouth. It is the language of dogs.

goob

Pokemon emerald came out 25 years ago...

We've all gotten older since 2017...especially the anon reading this post

I'm gonna steal that flash drive

>>73965645
anon, the equator is all the way in south america...

>>73965852
She's basically M*ri at this point

>>73965725
>ichiran ramen
Yes, because she could NOT be there with staff AND others at the same time, the universe would implode as that would break every law of physics

>>73965952
It’s because she’s literally a main character living in our world. It’s part of her Protag. buff.

I wonder if she liked braised mince pork in taiwan
It was ok when I tried it but I'm tired of tasting star anise on every dish they had

>>73966010
I was about to call you a faggot and say you're full of shit, then I realized I'm over 30. Dread.

I lost count around 27.

>>73965752
What exactly is being grifted? Hasn't Advent collabed like a million times with no Gura stream in sight, what makes the one time they overlap significant?

>>73965839
>>73965932
shit attracts shitters, I guess

>>73965850
Rhetorical dispute. Taiwan is the pre-revolution government of China in exile. China actively denies Taiwan's sovereignty. Taipei is the capital of Taiwan and the PRC calls the island "Chinese Taipei." Ergo, calling it Taipei is the safest thing for business folk.

Gura's scared about reaching 30, uh, 30,000 I mean

Sorry goob but I can't wait my life is over

>huhaha

>>73965852
Gura talks a lot about food and then eats tiny baby amounts and acts like it's SO MUCH.

>>73966010
Play Inclement Emerald if you haven’t yet. Easily the best ROM hack, but you gotta know your stuff.

>>73965671
All male vtubers should be injected with aids then terminated then fired

>>73965932
I wonder what would you say, if she streamed World instead?

>>73965993
>>73966190
Jesus christ. These people really support the Chine/Taiwan thing.

>>73966232
normal humans outside of the US don't eat pounds of food for every meal, anon.

>>73966010
no it didn't. Gold and silver came out in 2000. how would emerald have come out in 99?

how my fellow ojibuds doing

>>73965671
If she collabed with males I would drop her and then anti her until graduates.

>>73966236
Sounds interesting. I beat kaizo emerald last year so how hard can this one be?

>>73966246
fucking annihilated.

>>73966299
I mean actual baby amounts. Gura starves herself regularly.

>>73966299
people outside the US are so poor they are always on the brink of starvation

>>73966299
She legitimately eats barely anything a lot of the time. She couldn't even finish a small thing of yogurt during the course of a stream

>>73965671
I'm the one who posts KILL ALL MALES and I mean it. Probably you got falseflagged last time.

>>73966305
2000 was 40 years ago anon

>>73966003
Jee, dude starts to insult now lol (too early). I thought you English speakers love dogs. Lol.

>>73966285
I support the legitimate government of China in Taiwan.

>>73966434
you truly are a chumbie...

>>73966366
I haven’t played Kaizo yet, but difficulties are probably similar. In this you can set the difficulty too

I like when Gura gets into fights because I have time to read the thread.

>>73965752
You do not even know what a grifter is you gigantic faggot

>>73966172
why stream now, during this specific time slot, when she could've streamed at any other day, at any point in time?

>>73966467

>>73966285
>These people really support the Chine/Taiwan thing.
Which people? I don't support it, I'm just telling you why people argue about it.

Would you hate me if i SC about "Movie may THIS time?"

Still rough but doing at least better than her past playthrough at least.

>>73966580
No, do it. That would be based

>>73962803
I hate gura for the simple fact that there will never be another vtuber better than her. She is the apex of vtubing which means that when she's truly gone there is nothing left.

>>73966580
No, but Gura would.

>>73966580
no

>>73966580
Everyone would ignore you while you samefag your own post here to try to make it look like poeple care.

>>73966580
I'd give you an updoot

>>73966548
5 PM PST/8 PM EST is Gura time, newfag.

>>73966299
1 kg is 2.2 pounds, retard. So yes, they literally do if they eat 450 grams of anything you stupid fuck.

>>73966566
The arguments are funny because the PRC is literally a tiny dot in Chinese history. This whole predicament will pass.

>>73965870
>>73966239
>>73966348
>>73966402
Can you expand on the "why" of that? Last time I got similar responses and they generally had fairly well constructed and surprisingly reasonable responses when they took the time to talk it out.

Look, how we got from a little girl just wanting to play a Momster Hunter game to China and Taiwan shit within just a few posts. Lol.

>>73966548
Still trying this angle, huh? Get new material you dumb niggerfaggot

GURA IS SWEATY

GURA IS SWEATING

Important: Gura is sweaty!

>>73966713
Because they fucking suck

>>73966580
Do it faggot you won't

Gura already sweating. I guess from all that gardening she did earlier because it's only been over an hour of playing.

>>73966580
Ask her about what happened to Jazz Reflect and Full Color instead

>>73966713
You are asking at the wrong time.

>>73965671
don't hate them
I don't even think about them unless I'm forced to by beggars, schizos, or cover. I'm more annoyed by that than anything
My opinion has not changed I think

>>73966713
Nobody who isn't a shitposter is going to reply to you. Gura is streaming right now. All the real fans are busy watching her.

>>73966580
I'd just call you a fembud and ask you to post your bushy pucci

>>73966451
We do, but we also know you chinese mainlanders hate them.
>insult early
You came here with bad intentions and I could smell the bat soup on your breath through the monitor.

Bow looks lame. is heavy bowgun good in this?

>>73966825
They have become Jazz Color

>>73965763
>>73966458
>>73965993
That's like saying Singapore is China because the people are Chinese. Different rules, different society. Amazing how culture and leadership makes such a big difference.

>>73966713
Anon, I'm not going to write out a thesis while watching the Gura stream. You definitely got falseflagged if they spent that much time on you.

Did Gura really stress test her kouhais?

>>73966881
It's actually worse

>>73966451
>Love dogs
We do, just not enough to eat them

>>73966548
>why is Gura streaming at the same time she's streamed at for 3.5 years?

>>73966743
>>73966747
>>73966783
Thinking about Gura's sweaty little feet does something extremely vulgar to me.

Tell her to play club penguin you coward

>>73966881
Bow's not really a solo weapon unless you're top tier sweat.

>>73966713
nta, most people don't like it when their love interest gives more time and attention or is closer and has more fun with another person of the opposite sex than you.

>>73966713
Not right now I won't. I'll waste time insulting your homobegging ass when she isn't streaming

>>73966809
She is sweating from sitting still because she has become fatter than Boba the Hutt himself

>>73966948
>>73967012
Makes sense. I switched to greatword in world because I kept getting my shit pushed in playing heavy bowgun solo.

>>73966938
Gura has more viewers alone then everyone else combinded lmao and that with a shitty old game nobody cares about anymore

>>73967079
Gura isn't fat. Quit trying to push this when it's so obviously not true.

>>73966892
Singapore is rightful British clay, duh.

>>73966973
>>why is Gura streaming at the same time she's streamed at for 3.5 years?
Already forgot that for some weird reason she streamed this years Valentines 4-5 hours earlier than her usual timeslow, still a mystery as to why though \o/ huh

>>73966458
>>73966566
You two retards really think I didn't know about the Taiwan/China dispute. Tards

>>73966548
>this specific timeslot
the one she always uses
>why stream now
cause this is when she felt like it. advent are doing literally nothing special and didn't even start at the same time as her. they've done dozens of collabs, nothing about this is noteworthy, they're just as whatever as a random Gura stream for MHR

>>73967121
content warning is old news now

>>73967205
Cause member streams are usually earlier, keep trying

when is she gonna fight the flying dick monster

>>73966656
Surely you can extrapolate the context of the conversation to realize your assertion isn't really a good argument against what I said.

>>73966713
because no one wants to see cute girls flirting with other men. legit total male vtuber death

>>73967241
good, the game is worse than lethal company, watching Gura's footage was pretty fun though.

Gura opening lobby to play with us. Time to carry her chumbies.

Damn, I wish I played this game now

The stream sounds pretty boring so far.

>>73967217
Call me Retard one more time mother fucker. Please.

>>73966877
Yes, Showing your low Intelligence early. Really aggressive, just like a dog. I wonder...

>>73967324
she's gonna finish me after stream

>>73966938
>>73966548
this is gooba time, if you don't want to get run over don't stand on the tracks when the train comes by

my download will finish in about an hour, I might be able to make it...

>>73965671
I'll tell you something. Male collabs have no place in hololive.

I'M GOING INTO GURA

Guess it's time to boot up the game

>>73967205
Member streams used to always be at 5:00 pm so she could do a public stream afterwards at 8:00 pm.
Obviously she would never stream that much nowadays, but the 5:00 pm slot is still common for members streams.
But also it was so she could have the rest of Valentines night free.

OH GOD SHE'S LETTING PEOPLE IN

i don't like this, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

watch there be no one joining because its monster hunter rise lmao

Of course she'd used boob as a password. Of course, Gura dummy... She forgot to show Lobby ID.

It’s storming really bad chumbies…

>>73966844
>>73966868
Like I said, it's totally cool if you hide the post and only reply later if you want to. I really didn't want to ask during a stream since I worried it'd be rude to you but if you guys flee because of the trolls after streams (I don't blame you) I didn't really have much of a choice if I wanted real answers from actual chumbuds. I know trolls will get mixed in now too, but I'd practically get all trolls if I asked in real off-stream hours.
I'd recommend hiding the original post though so all the replies get hidden too. I won't make another post that isn't a reply to one of those so you shouldn't see me again if you do that.
>>73966860
Thank you anon. I'm surprised, most people seem to be more anti-male these days, myself included. Kudos to you for not getting driven up the wall by beggars.
>>73966901
That time it was just after a stream since trolls were less prevalent, that's why I said it's okay if you guys just wait to reply later. I just really didn't want to wait and miss you guys.
>>73967076
Not begging, if anything I'm firmly on the anti-male side these days. I just wanted to see if anything had changed with you guys since you were the general I'd asked before.
>>73967050
>>73967327
I think I asked this last time too, but if it were a more professionally based collab with no flirting, one-on-one streaming, etc. would that be better to you?

how has the stream been? has she mentioned why she hasnt streamed consistently in 2 years?

Absolute dingus

>>73964163
lol imagine believing Gura will ever stream enough to "get used to it" again

>>73967741
go back faggotface

>fembuds
I need to hear them gura. Please. I love fembuds

>>73967217
Rude.

>>73967741
>how has the stream been
ok, common gura shenanigans
>has she mentioned why she hasnt streamed consistently in 2 years
no
but she did open up a lobby for viewers to play with her

Did she just say booba? I swore she just said booba.

>>73967777
>Quads of truth

>>73967668
I am watching now what?

based sharg

>>73967740
>but if it were a more professionally based collab with no flirting, one-on-one streaming, etc. would that be better to you?
no, I don't want to see it at all because I know it wouldn't stay professional, it never does.

god i should've played rise

>>73967735
Dubaibud...

>>73967740
total male vtuber death, no exceptions. total male streamer death

That's a rank of 999? Must've grinded a lot for that. Now Gura has access to all your dangos.

Typical RiseGODS W. Worldslopfag common L.

Did someone here tried to join?

>>73967973
But what if I want to see good gameplay from someone skilled

>>73967847
don't know. I was reading a shitpost and I can't read and listen at the same time. everything mutes while I read. Its why I fucking hate subtitles

I really want to know about Jazz reflect and Full Color but I'm too poor to superchat.

>>73967847
she typed booba

>>73966948
I'd say it's fine. The special moves with the wires aren't amazing but do the job well

>>73968068
I, too, have this autism-induced sensory tunnel vision debuff
I feel for you chumbie

booba?

>>73968068
let me guess, you also don't have an inner monologue?

>>73966548
THIS IS HER TIMESLOT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I FUCKING HATE YOU I HOPE YOPU DIE YOU FUCKING SHIT STAIN YOU NIGGER HOPE YOUR FAMILY DIE YOU FUCKTARD KILL YOURSELF FOR POSTING THIS PIECE OF SHIT YOU FUCKING FAILURE OF HUMAN

>>73968068
It’s because you’re not activating both of your hemispheres. Do your neuro shock therapy reps.

>>73968049
I tried to copy paste the code but it copied the dashes and didn't work cause you're not supposed to put the dashes...

>>73968250
Calm down cuntmaze

>>73968211
Big evidence that Gura loves booba dropped today...

>>73968233
I'm not brown like you are, faggot. I have an internal monologue and that is why I can't listen and read at the same time. the internal monologue too loud

>>73968068
I too can only focus on one thing at a time chumbie. Don't worry about it.

>>73968285
Retardbud...

The rocket move for Gunlance should be in future games

how often does a vtuber play with viewers that have a yabai name (PL name etc)
that always worries me when they play with viewers

>>73968250
Very well said, chumbie. Dunk on they ass.

Why is bow annoying

>>73967946
Im mad because I put most of my time into the switch version and when it came to PC I didn't feel like grinding again.

>>73968399
Stop replying to yourself

>>73968392
if you watched streams you'd know

egg farts

I just want to know what to expect going forward.
I want her to say why she doesn't stream anymore and if we can ever expect her to come back and stream regularly again. Does she even want to?

When my wife says TB she is talking about me.

>>73968250
High quality post right here

>>73965752
>>73966548
I feel like this kind of person would have a heart attack if they ever looked at Holodex during JP prime time.
Or after Cover releases more new EN gens, whenever that may be.

>>73968488
Same desu But at this point I've learned to just accept and enjoy what little we do get.

>>73968392
There was an incident during smash, but she ignored it.

>>73968440
You’re not getting me to upload a screenshot, fed. Nice try though.

>>73968488
then ask her

>>73968427
I hope the next game has cross play and cross save, any game you can put hundreds of hours in should have it at this point

>>73968594
Drat, foiled again

>>73968493
you have tuberculosis?

Do you guys think that Gura fantasize about that octopus that swims into the females pussy and throw is dick into the female cave? She likes to watch weird stuff like that

>>73968579
I can't enjoy any of it. All I can think about is how she's going away again and there's nothing I can say to make her stay.

>>73968601
Hopefully, yeah. It sucks that they've done this twice now.

>>73968488
Just enjoy when she does stream and don't get attached?
Quit being a faggot
This is why no one likes you irl

>>73968687
maybe, she knew about the anglerfish, so the "go fuck YOUrself octopus" is not far off