/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73921380
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>73921380
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>>73921391
Amen.

>>73921391
O-men.

>>73910250 (You)
>Who is Kyousha
I keep seeing him in his and sometimes Octavio's chats, and yeah, he looks familiar. Who is he?

>Salonpas is some kind of muscle pain relief patch
3D SOON

which movie do I vote for to unlock the shinri guerilla bonus round

>>73921391
Amen.

>>73922104
kek I was coming here to ask the same thing
>>73921391
amen

>>73922077
PLEASE 3D FASTER
The anxiety is killing me

>>73922104
I voted Mama for the meme

Axel VCR stream in 5 minutes

>>73922238
nta, but same lmao

ANIKI RUST JUMPSCARE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70y4qlS-2FY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70y4qlS-2FY

>>73922282
Do you think he will do a oneeshota VP part 2? I think nana-sensei would be willing to.

ANIKI ON THE VCR TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70y4qlS-2FY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70y4qlS-2FY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70y4qlS-2FY

>>73922378
Well if she asks him i'm sure he can't deny
kek

>>73921391
Amen

>>73921391
AMEN

>>73922411
I think he said no to her on the first day, i could be wrong, im operating on passion nihongo.

>Good morning everyone
Aniki its 7pm

>>73922481
she begged in chat and he said no voices because his throat fucked with allergies

>>73921391
Amen.
>>73922077
I beleb

I wish that Axel found a new group in RUST...

>>73922533
>throat fucked with allergies
Allergies hate...

aniki sounds extra ikemen today

arupi live

will they ever play Minecraft together again

>>73923919
god I hope so

Comon Aniki, go talk to Fuma, he was literally right there...

What are the chances that the tempus vs armis vod won't survive? Wage-slaving sucks but i gotta work to keep this hobby. Please livepost lots, /mans/.

I love this artist's Hakkers doodles
https://twitter.com/PUNPUNWAN_09/status/1780874155023548509

>>73924384
takobro prob might archive it! belieb, anonchama

>>73924653
He only archives karaoke

>>73925427
oh really? he archives other things too before but if not i'll try and do it then, might be slower than him because i'll upload it in gofile? let's just hope they won't nuke the vod at least lmao

Cant believe Aniki tried to kill his senpai...

Why is Hakka such a two timing whore? Pinche puta le tienen los oyos reventados

>>73925866
Hey man the scalie is just trying to get a chance with the dino boy, can't blame him for that!

Guys I can save Bettel I just have to get into hololive

>>73926066
But you will never be female...

>>73926066
Vshojo*

>>73925866
>gets raped by armis because he's the enemy
>gets raped by tempus when he returns home because he's a traitor
hakkers can't stop winning

>>73925866
traitor needs reeda correction

>>73926269
Reeda is in lazy mode now so Hakka could get away with it this time

I want to punch kohaku

>>73927179
I want to pat kohaku

I just woke up and jacked off to Shinri's vod, his daddy energy is unfortunately wasted since retards in chat kept trying to push it

>>73927179
Are you me?

>>73925866
He wants that dinussy so bad, please understand
https://twitter.com/sheeppiles/status/1751865069540139432

I want to kiss Akirose

>The final solution
OCTAVIO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HOLOCAUST? I KNOW YOU'RE PART OF THE HOLO VTUBERS BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST

>>73927780
Wrong thread

>>73927824
She's with Axel right now.

>>73927785
They are one in the same brother

>>73927824
Watch streams

>>73927780
Aniki's ability to always have ecchi na onee-sans take care of him is honestly amazing.
How do i learn this power?

>>73928090
Just be retarded

>>73928090
And cute

>>73925557
thank you, anon. mwah!

>>73928254
I am already retarded
>>73928335
Ah, i see the problem now..

>>73928090
and japanese

>>73928090
be dumb ikebo

I miss Altare

i miss Banchou...

>>73928482
if you're not cute on the outside, just get yourself a cute/childish interest to maximize the gap moe appeal and activate a hag's maternal instincts. if you're too ugly for even the ugly bastard enjoyers it might be over for you though

I miss Flayon

Has Axel been this silent the entire stream?
t. jwu

>>73929146
Me too...

I just sharted

>>73929630
Ew

>>73892739
Wish I wasn't fucking reminded, my day's ruined. Why does Bettel hate us. He can't be bothered to tell his fans he won't make a collab but he'll jump at some irrelevant vshojo nobody. I have no hope for him anymore. He doesn't care, I don't think he ever did.

>>73930723
he is playing hard to get

>>73929613
He's having to focus more on the game mechanics this time so his brain shut off, he isn't particularly close to anyone in this group too so he probably doesn't feel comfortable being heehee haha.
But more importantly, Aki's pressure is too strong for him

>>73929630
T-trainshitter? Is that you?

>>73916303
You're right, the view on having hobbies is essentially the crux of it. I'm not sure what to make of it when things you previously had to hide are now considered normal. Did everyone forget about the "hide your power level" days?
Congrats on the forced normalization, Ruze. The mild bitterness is understandable.

>>73931137
>he probably doesn't feel comfortable being heehee haha
Oh yeah that'll do it. Also being around a senpai probably has him in polite mode

>>73930723
>>73931471
Stop crossposting nigger

>>73931521
As if Aki knows who he is

>>73931521
Yeah he's talked after the first VCR I think how self conscious he is about not upsetting other people's viewers, which only gets worse with a Hololive senpai even if she's super friendly
>>73931628
Watch streams

>>73931666
I'm going to watch clips to catch up on this VCR arc and there is nothing you can do about it

>mfw i want to do more ruze oc but I hate drawing short spiky hair

>>73927914
>>73927919
i was watching octavio's membership. i didn't know.

>>73927780
right thread
feel free to post Aki lewds

>>73931309
No, I'm octoparty

>>73931971
Why, that kind of hair is fun since it's not a careful hair. Rather freeform
Just have to get the swoopy part in the middle

cute xenokunians
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1780970177569653247

>>73932470
BRUTAL SEX

>>73932470
how do 2 bottoms have sex?

>>73932806
frotting

>>73932806
double sided dildo

>>73931971
just draw him with longer hair and fairy wings

I am going to replace all of his alcohol with water

>>73932470
I didn't expect the Xenokunians to become so friendly with each other in this Japan arc, but I'm glad, they are cute.

Has Ruze ever done a karaoke?

>>73934076
He's done one almost every month since debut, check the archive

>>73934076
Yep, the archived vods are around somewhere

>>73934076
>>71815360
>>71318046
>>70345514
>>67952335
>>65732341

>>73932851
hakka desperately frotting against shinri whilst he's tied to the cuck chair being forced to watch hakka getting railed by jurard ToT

>>73925866
seems like Hakka doesn't know which team he's on either

>>73934201
>>73934217
>>73934594
Thank you all

>>73934743
TTOTT
but Shinwi....

>>73934594
Thanks!

>>73932470

>>73934949
same could be said for his sexuality kek

>>73935406
he's a Whore

>>73935394
HAKKA NO, THATS YOUR MOM

https://twitter.com/27wichs/status/1780951151036465181
REX SEX

>>73934949
>Bettel confirmed to not attend
>Leaning into Altare probably won't either
>Octavio not playing, but he's organizing it????
>Doesn't confirm Axel until a day later
>Teams are now unbalanced if Octavio doesn't play
>Jurard adds Hakka into his team
I'm so fucking confused

>>73935968
Octavio is playing, it's Ruze who can't be there. I have no clue why Jurard used Hakka in his thumbnail.
So Tempus team will be Shinri, Flayon, Axel and... Altare? Maybe?

>>73935968

>>73936149
Could be, it's honestly more fair having Flayon and Hakka on opposite teams. Having the two of them on one team is too much of a handicap for Tempus

>>73936149
Wouldn't he have announced Altare's participation by now like he has all the other boys? Unless Altare is going to sub in last minute like he has before, I guess

>>73936149
Did Ruze mention why he can't attend?

VG 3D doko...

>>73937269
I'm starting to doubt brosisters...

>>73936899
Not for this one, but he explained having to change his content timeslots and stream times because of private reasons last week so it's probably related to that.

>>73937269
>the boys keep talking about idol duties
>shinri taking next week off
>bettel time traveling
something at least sure is happening

>>73938472
If Ruze moves into the night slot I'll just die

bonganon here, did some research and seems like the only con (besides VeXpo from a few threads ago) that has had big name vtuber guests in the past is Animecon UK. Might be too late to make a request for this year but fuck it I sent them an email anyways regarding this year or next year (and you should too). Did the best shilling I could and mentioned how they sell out tickets at other cons and have a dedicated audience and shit. Their website makes my eyes bleed and the contact form on the website is broken but (You) should send an email to the address on their contact page. NEVER GIVE UP EUBROS! POWER IN NUMBERS! will update if they ever reply

Do you think he'll let me cope a feel while he's drunk?

>>73938762
3d

>>73932470
Holy fuck, which duet did they record for the 3D debut?

>>73939128
he'd let you cop a quick feel whilst sober if you say you saw a mosquito, drunk flay would definitely let you give him a full on thigh massage that goes a little too high

>>73939344
wait I didn't even think about that... imagine a Do As I Say choreography in 3D

>>73938974
It's really odd that barely any cons in UK had vtuber guests, and even in Europe, the only one I can remember is dokomi having Kiara. Rooting for you yurobros

>>73939569
Hakka looks so pretty here

>>73931924
link? where is this from?

>>73935394
one typo error away to degeneracy
not that he's not already there

>>73933647
now why would you do such a hateful thing.
do you want him to never stream again?

>>73940536

>>73939936
Huh, that is weird. I swear that France has been a huge weeb hotspot, too, and they speak English well enough to shit on any French person using French in an English community.

>>73940618
UOOOOHHHH

>>73940633
The French aren't real
>Verification not required

>>73940633
I don't think France is that big on vtubers yet. They love their fleshtubers

>>73939427
This slutty pilot...

>>73940614
I'm keeping him in my rape basement forever

i dreamt of leader raping me because i dared to look at aniki when we bumped into him during our date

I MISS MY BLUE FUCK ER

>>73934949
Never trust a purple.

>>73940925
What in the actual fuck anon? kek

NO FF7 LET'S GO
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1781002161482281091

*braps in your path*

>>73941261
Lol. Seems like he's aware of some viewers' FF7 fatigue.

>>73938974
thanks anon, ill shoot them an email too at some point
>>73940633
in my experience yeah i think france is way more into anime than the UK at least, but the general interest in vtubers just isnt there at all

>>73941261
>>73941354
>No FF7
>Fills schedule with FF14 instead

>>73940925
Just like god intended
I miss him a lot too…

>>73940348
Oi! my wife always looks pretty!

>>73941333
SNIFFFFFFFFFF

>>73939936
can't speak for the rest of europe since places like japan expo and dokomi seem like decent anime cons, but the UK anime con scene is shite tbdesu. they're all as family/normie friendly as possible and tend to branch out into things unrelated to anime to bait parents i assume. my local (decently large) comic con has a corner dedicated to pro wrestling kek. anime feels fairly mainstream amongst teens/people in their 20's but i guess they don't understand how to market a con well here. impossible to find other vtuber fans irl though ;-;

>>73942062
The only vtuber fans I know in Europe are all UK, I'm going to V-Expo with 5 of them. As for continental Europe, vtubers might as well not exist.

*schlorrrp*

how much longer until Ruze gets a plushie? I want to hump it so bad already.

>>73943408
About 2 years but you might be able to hump a ruzader on their1st year anniversary

>>73943277
FAT ASS BIRDS

>>73943545
STAY AWAY FROM ME I WILL NOT BE ACCOSTED

>>73943551
BUBBIES AREN'T FAT THEY'RE JUST BIG BONED

>>73943408
I'm hoping for nuis for Tempus 2nd anni merch. Yeah Armis isn't part of Tempus but I doubt they'll release Armis nuis seperately and they could pass it off as a starsEN anni thing.

Clumsy red fuck
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1780987897967149451

>>73943765
Not the pizza...

>>73938974
Kys nigga

>>73943674
bubbies are ugly

>>73943909
trying to get the boys to more cons gets you a "kys" now?

>>73943909
not before i see my oshi in person

>>73940633
France isn't weeb, they treat manga as regular comics from Japan. Sure there's a long history of cultural exchanges between France and Japan, but that's more related to architecture, art, clothing.
Manga being huge in Japan is just a consequence of the comic market being huge in France in the first place, it's a national passion and mangas arriving during their first exchanges made it so ingrained in their culture that they don't see it as weeb, just another type of comic.

>>73944003
>>73944033
>nijisanji shilling
>being bong
Just get stabbed to death already

>>73944147
reading comprehension doko

>>73944147
Do you have a disease that doesn't let you read?

>>73943674
YOU JIGABIRDS LITERALLY FOLLOW THE BIGGEST, FATTEST BOZO BECAUSE YOU CANONICALLY THINK ITS A SIGN OF POWER AND AUTHORITY

>>73944147
read my post again anonchama i hate the vtubers in the pic i used too but it's the only convention i found that has any sort of vtuber presence so far

>>73944254
josuiji nigri...

I hope he's doing well and not being too mean to himself ...

Skimmed through Skinamarink and it looks boring as hell, hope it doesn't win

>>73944186
>>73944254
>>73944288
Oh sorry my bad, I'll start posting other companies under the pretense that I have the best of intentions and it's definitely about Holostars, don't mind that I have no need to post other companies in order to talk about the con but it's alright as long as I say it's not shilling and apologize for off posting

>>73940925
very based

>>73944744
Nigga If you have a problem with that then why didn't you attach my post that mentioned Kiara? Trust me I hate nijinigs but attaching a shitty graphic design poster from an old con is not the shilling you think it is

>>73925866
It's at least fair since Ruze is basically Tempus

>>73944744

>>73944977
Huh? I get the Hakka is Armis joke but how is Ruze Tempus?

>>73944621
Shinri? Not being mean on himself? Haha... I hope so too

I just want to be squished in between mechabirb, is that too much to ask?

>>73945247
YES

>>73944744
anon.... it's an advert from 2023, LAST YEAR. there is no shilling, the event is long finished. if a single, spoilered slightly off topic jpeg during dead horas gets your jimmies *this* rustled you're probably just retarded. take my final (You) and begone

Oh man I hope we can have Holostars in Taiwan soon, there're a lot of tempura here and they already do a lot of stuff with Hololive so it should be pretty easy to happen.

I am once again begging /mans/ to ignore the tribalschizo and stop giving them (You)s to reply to and shit the thread up further. They don’t respond to basic logic

>>73945074
nta but he was at the tempus karaoke

>>73945374
can't wait to see the thread during next Saturday's collab

>>73945374
sauce?

*meows homosexually*

kek he's really mad

>>73945457
Kill yourself nijisister, you're not welcome /here/. Go back and sing together with all your organs

>>73945489
I don't really think it makes sense to single Ruze out since Jurard was supposed to be there too, but the stones got in the way.

>>73945500
here you go https://twitter.com/sexmetalpilot/status/1777578391849295992

>>73945074
He's joined a few Tempus streams for impromptu collabs, usually to help with something

>>73945630
What a pussy, imagine if he could launch those stones out of his wee wee like a shotgun blast. Like tiny meteors of pain and piss blockage

>>73945247
Imagine you get to be seated on the train between them, both fall asleep on each of your shoulders, pressing against you, and you sneakily start groping their thighs and crotch!

>>73945683
thanks!

God put Hakka in tempus because if he was in Armis we could not handle 2 scatfags in the same gen

>>73945630
i think its just a little joke anon, dont take it too seriously

THERE ARE BIG BLACK MOON AGENTS OUTSIDE OF MY HOME

>>73945830
HAKKA IS NOT A FREAK! HE IS NOT A SCATFAG! IT WAS A FUCKING BATHBOMB!

>>73945989
try giving them a little kiss and see what happens

>>73945989
prepare to get gaped

>>73946021
NO
>>73946028
WHAT'S THAT SHIT? ANOTHER ECLIPSE MOONFAGGOT PLAN?? I'M ONTO ALL YOU BLACK NIGGER ECLIPSE MOON AGENTS. I WILL SEND YOU TO MOON AFRICA.

>>73927461
>sexier, cooler, muscular, louder, taller
hnng

Gibby mindbreaking Jurard into his own personal walking dildo

>>73945735
Consider this: being squished between mechabirbo on a packed train and feeling their tense breath on either side of your neck as they try to avoid accidentally grinding their dicks against your thigh! Hearing them whimper softly in your ears when the train lurches and squishes you all together!

>>73945735
I've been having fantasies of sitting next to flayon who's sitting next to hakka and groping his thighs while hakka is unaware it's happening, while flay just looks at me nervously

>>73945247
you will never get this

I WILL join Holostars
I WILL be the first real dancer of Stars
I WILL BE AN IDOL

>>73946572
Don't bring me back to reality please...

>>73946504
Would Hakka be into cucking?

>>73946658
I believe in you...KIKE

>>73946270
this but with them molesting me instead and I struggle to keep my voice down

>>73946257
Gibby's nit really intelligent enough to execute something like that

>>73946934
That's even better actually... baiting them with a gothy jirai kei outfit and being called a pervert~ for whimpering when their hands "accidentally" go up your skirt

>>73946504
Flayon is nervous because he doesn't see it as sexual but rather is scared you will hurt him

>>73947397
>Flayon
>Not seeing something as sexual

>>73946864
NTA but I think he would be actually devastated if he got cucked
I still remember him getting emotional in a karaoke and saying that he got through a really rough time emotionally listening/singing to Drown by BMTH, it probably was just a teenager experiencing a bad breakup but yeah

>>73947397
If anything I think he'd be more more embarrassed or scared to cause a scene

>>73946864
Judging from his Needy Streamer Overload playthrough, no

>>73947577
>>73947784
Fuck that makes it even hotter

Hakka, Bettel, and Altare should do an off-collab where they talk about their bodycount and then rate dildos
At the same time, Shinri will do a stream with his lowpoly 3D model to sit on a chair

>>73947926
this is what the NTR podcast should've been

>>73946658
please dance with mama

>>73947892
>putting flayon through a torturously pleasurable experience and causing him to struggle for years not to let the intrusive thoughts pour screaming out of his adhd retard mouth every time he sees either of your faces

>>73947892
If he found out he could go all depresso like >>73947577
Or get so pissed that he snaps and fucks Flayon several times in a row for multiple days to try and make him only his

>>73947926
i know this is a whole cuck fantasy thing but its funny imagining this knowing shinri is the one with the whore bodycount

Mechabird will never collab again

>>73948493
nip nops

>>73948517
it's not about the bodycount, it's about not adding those three to it

>>73948649
They will!

>>73948649
Duo collabs are basically non-existent in tempus

>>73948871
Altare does them a fair amount when he's not depressed. We just got cheated out of the chuunibros one recently

>>73947375
i like the way you think, anon

>>73947375
He really nailed his audience with this one

>>73946658
I WILL lewd you behind a locked twitter

I wanna go clubbing with StarsEN and StarsJP
maybe get some molly

Did you like Hakka and Gale's (from Avallum) collab?
I just watched the VOD, I already knew Gale so I'm biased to answer it but I think they made a good duo.

>>73949052
How dare you post my dox god I want to be degraded by him so bad

>>73949052
I swear I didn't want to end up like this so I'm blaming him

>>73949521
I don't make a degrading clip but I do have this praise one you might like https://files.catbox.moe/ysqpbp.mp3

Bettel is already back in Japan. VG 3d announcement soon.

>>73949780
How many times did he stream while back in the states?

>>73949780
>Nothing on twitter
Menshi or doxxtellion again?

>>73949814
4 times
or 5, if you count the time he got so frustrated at the climbing game he decided to switch to Fall Guys as 2 separate streams

I had a dream where there was an Octavio cosplayer at a local con and I waved and did the heart hands but making it into two O's instead that Tavi does and she did it back. It was cute, I wish there was any stars cosplayers where I live

>>73949814
You can't count it yourself? You only need one hand

>>73949061
Who's Molly? Are you gonna club her? That's not nice

>>73949915
Checking his X activity and going by how many days he took off last time before his flight.

>>73950100
>X activity
Bettel does porn now!?

I'm scared of machiroons and bettelion

>>73950155
Yea with me

>>73949132
it was vey gae. i couldn't believe hakka would whore himself out life that

>>73950259
Bettelion are only a danger if you look like a skinny cotton candy man. They are only brutal rape apes for that

>>73949663
holy shit tysm anon, I like petplay too even if it's "praise" because it feels extra condescending/degrading. I unironically think Flay has at least a mild petplay kink considering how much of his Valentines stream was him clicking and ordering us around, even mentioning Pavlov conditioning and the good puppy thing again. He also mentioned buying a collar with a leash in Shibuya recently and I can't stop thinking about it...

>>73950155
Hope you're into ageplay

>>73946934
HOT

>>73950322
JOBBED, MEANT FOR >>73950216

>>73950216
If you're scared of horny femcel fanbases lol gay you should be scared of Tempura/Armada as a whole

>>73949132
it was aight

>>73950324
i wonder who gets to be leashed, him or his partner? gives me shivers LOL

>>73950216
I'm actually scared of koipanions

>>73950827
Isn't it obvious?

>>73950322
well that's precisely why, they seem like the most likely group to shave themselves bald in his honor
>>73950669
i've gotten used to you femcels
>>73951019
honestly i don't see it

>>73951019
how? we're the most normal out here

putting lucy and molly in altare's drink when he isn't looking

>>73951069
ME?!

>>73951069
god I want him to walk me on my hands and knees in a park, ordering me to strip naked when he feels like i haven't learned my lesson

so when will Altare remember he is a Holostars?

>>73951174
>Altare looks at you directly in the eyes before drinking it whole
>Unfortunately anon had no idea he had been building resistance his resistance to them by consuming low doses for years
>Anon's ass is now in danger

>>73951089
Wrong, we would shave Bettel first

>>73951300
he's not going to resist five tabs worth of lsd

>>73951254
he streamed last Sunday and just came home after being in Japan since January, I'd cut him some slack

>>73951300
anon he can't even handle a drop of alcohol

>>73951089
>>73951306

>>73951631
roru

shiny spicy plushies https://x.com/meltedicecubes/status/1781050552190931431

>>73951254
we hate regis altare?

>>73951216
hearing him laugh at you and calling you a good puppy for learning not to use silly human words... grinding against his leg like a bitch in heat because he's been keeping you on edge for hours... ToT

>>73951840
fuck regis altare

>>73951254
He's having his depression week off after a trip

Gibbie shaving his butthole
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1781027498181963819

>>73952007
FOR FREE????

>>73951988
hate fuck regis altare?

Weegis Awwtare?

>>73951868
>iwn look up at him with tears in my eyes

>>73952087
for jurard

>>73948655
Damn, savage

>>73950297
>i couldn't believe hakka would whore himself out life that
I can

>>73952007
WHORE

>>73951810
The guy was breathing Cover and Holostars during his three months in Japan, let him have his week off duty

>>73952205
don't remind me ;-; it's happier being delusional

Who's to say Bettel and Altare are eloping and that's why they're MIA

>>73952175
hate hate HATE

>>73953186
Not on my bingo but it would be a good twist

>>73953186
Magnoir 2.0...

>>73953186
Nah, Axel Holland would have leaked it by now.

>>73953186
>Eloping
Sure

>>73953609
why is he so based?

I HATE Flayon....

have some AI slop

>>73954131
I don't think I will

>>73954131
wtf ai is scary bros i know it's nothing new at this point but somehow this song is really uncanny

>>73954131
i listened to it

>>73954131
next time use Dionne Warwick's voice to really capture that gospel vibe

>>73953821
would disagree with you but he just went back to sleep. stupid mildly hungover pilot... odds on him actually coming back after 30 more mins?

I HATE MACHINA X FLAYON

I RAPE MACHINA X FLAYON

>>73953609
stop he's already dead!

I WANT TO FUCK MACHINA X FLAYON

qrd on the game flayon is playing soon?

>>73952007
He's preparing for the ass reaming he's about to get tonight if hakka really is on team armis

>>73955056 (Me)
oh nvm, a quick google and I know what it is already.

Tomorrow, 20.4.2024 – an auspicious date to be sure – will be the one year anniversary of the psish stream.
https://youtu.be/S6RolVEmBdY?t=1710

sleepy pilot is made for somnophilia

>>73955215
Apr 20, 2023 #JosuijiShinri
can't wait!

>>73955215
that day was an auspicious day, my eyes were truly opened to his basedness

>>73955215
truly an iconic stream

>>73955215

>>73954131
thanks anon, this is terrible. I will use it once in a while

>>73951174
Lucy and Molly didn't do anything wtf

>>73955215
i will wait to rewatch this stream to properly respect this holy anniversary

why goalbullet doesn't streams his collab povs

why gaybullet doesn't stream his art on non menshi

why guybullet doesn't finish games

why groomboolet doesn't stop grooming

why galbullet doesn't stream the goldruze sextapes

did Armis ever get art of their CW collab, or was it only the first one that got some?

WHERE IS FLAYFLAY?!

why gildedmunition doesn't stream the guild-shared gloryhole

>>73956216
passed out

>>73956031
I counted and was surprised he's actually beat nine different games. He just doesn't finish games he can't do in one sitting kek

>>73956267
Jurard streams himself just fine all the time

>>73956318
kek

>>73955703
Hey im Lucy, DONT interfere

>>73955798
Was he the ARMIS boy thats a Kronie? that would explain it desu

Why is the japan arc making my boy alcoholic

>>73956270
can't wait to hear his sleepy morning voice when if he drags himself out of bed

>>73956536
Bettel's influence and fault

yep flay deffo fell back asleep....

Vanguard as Smiling Friends
Charlie- Bettel
Pim- Flayon
Alan- Shinri
Gleb- Hakka

>>73956068
Too busy editing his Goldrex sextapes

SIGHTED

>>73956962
cute babe woke up

>>73956994
If only I was there in his life to make him a nourishing breakfast and ease him awake....sigh........

>>73956417
Now I'm thinking of a couple slimes named Lucy and Molly happily playing in one of those massive fishbowl drink specials. Just jumping around and splashing about without a care in the word while the guild moans about how much that cost

>>73956676
I love kids, Bettel. I LOVE KIIIIIIIDS

>>73957113
they'er just gonna have to eat them (me)
It cant be helped....

>>73957151
>Jello shots but Altventurer slimes
Hmmm

>>73957116
KEK

>>73957193
oh fuck yesh thats hot

WEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EekPxDwI65U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EekPxDwI65U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EekPxDwI65U

DELAYON STRIPPING ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EekPxDwI65U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EekPxDwI65U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EekPxDwI65U

This is how machiroons feel when you call them a pervert, is it worth it?

>>73957378
Good thing being the one stripping doesnt make one a pervert, only the overreacting watchers

>>73957436
i'm glad you agree

>>73957436
being an exhibitionist doesn't make you a pervert?

>>73957585
no, as long as its in an appropriate place

what the fuck is this shit

>>73957676
A Japanese game

>>73957676
peak

>>73957627
when is it?

>>73957746
at your oshi's meet and greet

>>73957746
Like a private residence or a late night AB panel