/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura hot Gura hot!

I'm fighting the urge to order pizza

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>73892584
samen

Gurass

Day 4! Give it up for day 4!

I wish my wife would just come home and beat me already...

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

look at my wife

>>73892835
my post btw

>>73892436
Gura becoming rebel

>>73892704
SNIFFFFF

>>73893178
*touch*

Baguraette honhonhon

Sex with a fembud.

>presented to your face
what do?

>>73894890
bury my face in there and deeply inhale several times before I start eating her out

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>73894890
lick it duh

>>73894890
>Gently grasp her by the ankles
>Pull them apart
>Rape
>Raise happy retarded mutated human-shark-shrimp hybrid offspring
>Live happily ever after

my wife

>>73894890
Drag

Honestly I simply just think Gura
All the time Gura

>>73896914
Wow. It's the complete opposite of how often she thinks about you.

I'm going to play through majikoi now. What am I in for?

>>73897215
Yukie best girl, ignore everyone else. Except Kokoro, maybe.

>>73892527
I just ate like 7 baby bags of skittles.

MavBoarding a flight wont read.
I LOVE GURA!!

>>73893178
>*Le touché*

>>73894405
Hon hon wee wee, chumbie

>>73898225
you're mine!

>>73897299
Momoko, Chris and the doggy gets my dick hard so I disagree

>>73897299
There seems to be a tutorial too. This game was ahead of its time.

>>73898673
Oh, right. Wanko is pretty good too.

>>73898838
>Wanko
kek

Is Gura a fembud?

>>73899573
If so then she gets to have sex with her oshi every time she masturbates
Lucky bitch

Imagine if one day you open youtube and there's a frame up for a S*nz*** stream

>>73899788

>>73900151
Kek. Fucking got his ass

>>73900151
>Didn't crop out the icancer watermark
In fairness it might have been oddly appropriate given the context
Kind of brings the meme together

>what the heck I got a happy meal meal b it
>I want to ryona T u T is that too much to T u T T u T
>gutsbud slays ryonabud

I wish she needed me again.

>>73900917
But enough about your mother

>>73900917
I would say she’s always hated you but she’s too nice to hate antis. We hate you though and some of us pray you have a heart attack

>>73900917
Sorry. You were replaced.

>>73901215
>>73902010
How can you see this and want to defile her?

>>73902026
Not him, but the real anti is the one that can't tell fan from anti anymore because he is terminally broken.

I think I got a sunburn.

>>73902199
>and want to defile her
I just want to kill bloop

>>73902351
Cover and all the sponsors pretty much said it’s a nogo gura

>>73902293
Where

>>73902271
Nta but I can paint a picture for you
>Schizo shit
>Attacking gura
>Passive aggressiveness towards gura
All antis with the third being a gay anti. Now you won’t be confused

>>73902431
Seems like its my upper back, forearms, and thighs.

>>73900303
Thank you I try.
>>73900437
Don't you think?

>>73902514
I always picture you as a screeching monkey throwing a tantrum.

>>73902545
Sounds painful

>>73902746
It doesn't seem that bad at least. I've had worse burns before.

>>73902726
But he said nothing about numbers though

>>73902726
Well I never think about you

>>73902815
I want to lick your sunburn

>>73902995
you just did ;3

>>73903150
I'll let you have the flakes

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

I ate another 6 bags of skittles

Me rn, with old Gura minecraft streams playing on the smart tv in the background
She's currently cringing herself to death over chat's obsessive door jokes

>>73903395
Tell me the title and timestamp. I’ll watch with

>>73903290
H-hot

>>73903371
im so glad they put the lime flavor ones back in. those apple ones they used for a while were really bad

>>73903516
>[MINECRAFT] DIAMOND #GAWRGURA #HololiveEnglish
>40:57
The door cringekino was a few minutes back and I'm too sleepy to check the exact timestamp, and I'm also definitely gonna nod off soon, but I appreciate the company nonetheless

>>73903636
Wait can you actually tell a difference in taste? I don’t think I ever tried eating them one by one…

>>73903835
i eat em with a mixed handful but the apple ones made the mix taste bad

>>73903835
C-chumbie...
You're cute

I’m watching with you chumbie. I’m at the 47:00 mark nnnNow!

>>73904127
Ayyy watchalong, glad to have you aboard
>Applebees
>Ikea
Kek
God I wish I could stay up and riff with you chumbie, unfortunately I'm also the anon dealing with gubmintlizards and I need to go in to do so tomorrow, need my rest
Just know that I shall be hearing what you hear in my dreams

>>73898225
What a qt

I'm excited for summer. Word on the street is that Gura has like 30 streams lined up for us.

>>73903312
i want to cumbud in Gura's cunbud

>>73905064
but it's all stinky and slimy in there...

>>73905546
yea sorry about that

Child

>>73905024
BIZZAROBUD TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Chumbies I feel sick.

>>73906654

>>73906654
Do you have any 7up

Are you a chumbud, a scumbud, or a cumbud?

>>73906688
No I will not take meds.

>>73906727
No and I don't want to go outside and buy some. I can make some chicken soup however.

>>73907245

Are you a cherd or a nad?

>>73907218
uhh, I'm not a scumbud at least.

>>73907218
I used to be a scumbud, these days I like to think I have been promoted to dumbud

>>73907218
Due to being sick I think I fall under the geriaticbud category.

Are you a chumbabooey?

Hello, stinkies.

I’m a dungbud. (I shit dung balls due to a rare blood disorder)

>>73908792
someone's begging for correction...

>>73908792
I want to smell horo

I think my dog has imposter syndrome.

>>73909712
Does it woof or does it foow

>>73905546
BY ME

>>73909712
why?

>>73907218
I’m a humbud (humming)

>>73910226
Because he’s been acting petty sus. please wheeze

Moomers talking mad shidd about sharks rn

im a funbud, i molest sharks for fun

>>73910354
She and Gura should scissor

>>73910313
sounds like humbug to me...

>>73910313
That’s a pretty gay super power chumbie.
I’m a gumbud. (I eat gum)

>>73910878
eating gum is a super power?

>>73906654
Feel better, Gura!

>>73910932
Hey I’m just spitballin here. Just throwing things against the wall to see what sticks.
You can be the cunbud. The chumbie with the biggest cunny

>>73911255
I do that with pasta noodles sometimes

>>73911357
No you don’t. i bet you haven’t cooked a single pasta noodle in your whole life.

>>73911614
Bitch I cook angel hair all the time (don’t ask me how I got her hair)

does Gura have enough blubber to survive the winter?

>>73911777
Only if she pulls from the tail reserves

>>73911777
she does when she binges a carton of Kit-Kats

>>73911777
It’s spring Einstein

>>73911977
trips of truth trump dubs of truth
it's winter

>>73912212

>>73912497
Bratty…

>>73912547
Duhhh. So what.

>>73912630
God she’s so SMALL

>>73912630

And just like that, she was gone again.

>>73912576
Wait, is this part of the same picture where he’s dragging her off..?

>>73912806
She’s kinda like a roaming Pokémon if you think about it. Like suicune or Entei.

>>73912818
I think its the one where dino gura is knocked out and everyone is running away.

>>73912818

>>73912806
Jelly Hoshiumi from Phase Connect?! What are YOU doing here?!

>>73912806
u better bum me a smoke huhaha

I wish Gura would just get it over with and graduate.
I wish she wasn't such a lying whore.

Chumbuds are always asking where is Gura but never asking how is Gura.
I hate this place so much.

Gura has a nice forward air

>>73914188
It doesn't matter. She completely abandoned us. Why should I give a shit how she's doing? She couldn't care less about us.

Never forget what they stole from us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWufEOxWVI0

>>73914162
Stop projecting your mom on to Gura. It's weird.

https://voca.ro/1b0mgukiIgP7

>>73914406
gura is not your mother

>>73914605
they let her do Ai Like Hambaga though

RIP oyasamebud...

>>73915848
Oyasame

>>73915848
sleep tight buddy

>>73915848
sharkdreams

>be chumbie
>go sleep
>feel licking of my feet
>darn dog
>wake up
>remember dog died
>look under bed
>see gura

OooooOOOOooo

>>73916329
color me spoop'd and aroused

>>73916329
what if Gura is your dog all along?

>>73916329

im gura

>>73917595
pls come back to me.

>>73917595
wtf gura I love you

When I get Gura I'll make sure to let you guys have a turn. I believe bratty cunny like Gura is best enjoyed shared and ryona'd T u T

>>73918419

i think gura

I love Gura more than anything!

Tiny slit

>>73914744
>>73915415
I know that literally no one in the entire world has ever cared about you besides your own whore of a mother, and so that's the oy thing you've ever known, but people are capable of caring about others that are not their kids. In fact, most relationships between people are not mother-son relationships.
Gura said she cared about and loved her fans.
She lied.

>>73919939
*only

>>73919226
That's Gabby

>>73916921
>>73916329

Does Gura know how erotic she is?

>>73892708
day 4?!?! oh shit I miss the stream

>>73920743
She doesn't have the full picture. All she knows is we like her butt.

>>73920743
She knows we and others like her a lot, but she doesn't really believe she has any sex appeal and generally lacks any confidence herself.

boobahuhaha

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>73922263
#not my gura

elfgoob

>>73924038
protect

S L U T

https://twitter.com/holomeetxtpe24/status/1780914177646727333
get your tickets for the monthly sighting

>>73924341
Yeah mine

>>73921493
look at that cutie she wants uppies!

>>73924354
Ask her why she ignores her fans

>>73924422
she's not, buy a ticket and you can talk to her

>>73924354
Surprised she would risk someone calling her a lazy bitch to her face.

>>73924354
Of course she prefers Taiwanbuds over her normal chumbies. They actually appreciate her and don't go around calling her a whore and a slut.

>>73924442
I don't think she would care

>>73924442
you act like they won't vet the social media history of anyone who attempts the lottery

>>73924489
Are you implying I wouldn't pass a social media vetting? What are you smoking?

>>73924442
Surprised you think anyone would act like a schizo /here/ outside of this board.

>>73924904
>you are a schizo for pointing out facts
She has the least stream hours in all of hololive for the second year in a row.

>>73925466
while making most money and having tons of event and concert appearances

>>73892436
Gura, please return Mumei's clothes, she's all naked and cold.
Also, the hair colour doesn't match the clothes.

>>73925169
>>73925169

>>73925832
Go back to sleep you fucking brat

>>73925833
See that mouth? That's where my goom goes.

>>73925832
Damn I missed it

>>73925832
Why does it show eastern time when I look at the post through the link but if I click on it and go to the thread then it goes to my local time? I never noticed that.

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

here we go... don't get too excited chumbies

WIFE!

My onahole...

>>73926303
It's too late. I just goomed.

my wife is lying on the bed right now

New Gura retweet and likes. Its rare for her to do that this early so I wonder if she is back in Japan for more recordings.

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73926334
What's wrong with your cat sir?

>>73926377
Her contract stipulates that she has to retweet the taiwan meet and greet #104, don't get excited.

>>73926395
I spanked her too hard now she's horny

STREAM TODAY WIFE WIFE WIFE

CODE BLUE I REPEAT CODE BLUE

>>73926448
This fucking slut better not! I'm taking hybrid classes this quarter and Thursday nights are the one day I have to sit in class.

>>73926413
They would just have manager do it if it's only that.

>>73926489
It was tweeted a just a little over an hour ago. That's not a coincidence.

>>73926542
Then what is she waiting for?

>>73926542
how about you just shut up and wait for 8-9 hours

STREAM TODAY, TEL AVIV UNDER ATTACK
TEHERAN ON FIRE

>>73926542
That dum bitch probably just liking fanart on her bed. She will retweet it once she check the discord or the manager call her.

>>73926606
Whatever the fuck she always waits for when she does this. Why do I have to know?

Gura loves mangoo.

>>73926303
LITERAL US NAVY CARRIER IS HEADING TO HORMUZ STRAIT, GURA ALWAYS STREAM WHEN WE HAVE A WORLD CRISIS

>>73926692
YES YES YES! More sacrifices for my wife.

WIFE?!?!?!

>>73926740
Can they just launch the nukes already so I can watch my wife's streams for the rest of the afterlife?

>>73926745
>>73926777
thread theme for Gura stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGBZold3-qI

>>73926413
Proof of this? because I see any tweet about a meet.

more likes!

>>73926801
Holofest but in Iran, they even have a chant too lmao

>>73926897
Thank you for the heads up gura.

>>73926692
>STREAM TODAY
i believe it when i see it
long gone are the days where retweets and likes meant she will stream on that day as well

She posted talking about me!!!!

Oh Yea t othe fun we have together.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1780940747836973092

>>73927104
Sorry I am licking her cunny too hard

>>73925466
>Whining and venting your feelings is pointing out facts
No, it isn't. It is literally the opposite - disregarding evidence and objective reality in favor of your own personal, petty little emotions, even after losing the argument over and over and over again for months in a row. Clinging to YOUR truth rather than THE truth, etc. etc.
If retards are no longer capable of distinguishing between these two things, no wonder the human race is fucked

bilibili stream today!

>>73925723
You don't WANT Mumei to be naked?

>>73927104
Why is this slut teasing me now?

>>73927218
To be honest, I don't mind.

OH YEAH

OH YEAH

>Hi guys I will stream today! Also I want to talk about my journey to taiwan!! :3

Instead we get

OH YEAH

why is my oshi like this?

>>73927218
no reason to stream on blibli since taiwanese can access youtube

>>73927293
You might even get to watch if you have a valid taiwanese phone number

I picked a good time to wake up

>>73927413
She's such a dork I love her
OH YEAH
Also >Reddit spacing

>>73927428
The problem with youtube is that you can also access it if you're not in Taiwan.

What the fuck did she mean by this?

>>73927433
jokes on you
I am a chinkbud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgX5FiOzor8

>>73927557
>The great ghosts are returning all at once
Is it a collab or something?
Is Shion streaming tonight too?

>>73927557
global is the other way retard, kys

>>73927557
I wish Gura would stream Rust or Monster Hunter
those streams were so fun

>>73927624
Ayame has been streaming every day all week.

>>73927624
do not count your chickens before they hatch
there is literally no guarantee that gura will stream today

>>73927690
>Ayame has been streaming every day all week.
Maybe Gura should try VCR Rust

>>73927700
nigga you're cringe stop it

sigh Is she mocking us again?

Goob morning retards

>>73927788
Goob morning faggot

>>73925627
>tons of
kek in your dreams maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr28TRk9vCg

>>73927690
>Ayame has been streaming every day all week.
Ayame wishes to avoid being mocked by Mr Crabs so she is making up for lost time.

Oh yeah

I don't want to see you get your hopes up but she is not streaming today. Remember I told you guys nothing. -----Sewer work.

>>73927413
Unironically autism.

>>73927413
I love this retard so much

>all old likes except the last one
I love when she goes through old stuff

Gura is looking at possum's lewd arts right now

>>73928495
No she isn't. She did that days ago when she did those likes.

>>73929165
Is she trying to pin me down and rape me?

>>73927932
I now wonder what denomination of US currency would give you the most mass per a given number of units of currency, say if you wanted to make X dollars weigh the most tons
Surely it would be one of the coins? Either the penny or the nickel, if I had to guess? How many tons would, say, a hundred thousand dollars in nickels or pennies weigh?
I'd calc it out myself but I haven't had my coffee yet, some other chumbie spoonfeed me pls

>>73928533
>Not having them open on a side monitor, constantly glancing over to stare and appreciate the anatomy every few seconds as she tweets and/or doomscrolls
Are you calling my wife a scrub

>>73929543
Yeah. She is one. You know it's true.

>>73927982
Why would you NOT want to be mocked by your own personal dedicated Krabsposter though, that sounds pretty kino

>>73929608
She's so incompetent and therefore cute
I ust protect and provide for this femautist as she cannot do it herself
Scrub-a-dub-dub

Maybe I should go back to sleep…

>>73929763
sleep is good

>>73929763
No you shouldn't

>>73929882
You sound like my boss. Fine. I guess I’ll consider being productive

How do we get Gura to share her cunny? She's being really selfish by keeping it to herself.

>>73930231
love

Cmooooon shark, stream today, blueball Krabsposter into having to settle for a measly four day streak this time after spoiling him with three digits for so long, take away anon's ritualpost heroine and make him SEETHE

you guys are seething toward that krabposter?

>>73930382
no more gura streams for 2 months. move along.

>>73930422
Easy target. Gotta redirect the bad feeling from being abandoned towards someone.

Dirty south (dirty dirty)
Can y’all really feel me
East coast - feel me
West coast - feel me

>>73930503
let chumbies answer that first, schizo

>>73930422
>>73930503
Nah, I don't have a problem with him, I just think it would be funny to imagine if he DID seethe
Like you're doing right now

>>73930590
he always seethes though

>>73930422
I don't much shit about him. He can't even make his "ritualpost" consistent so I assume he's just an attention whore who randomly posting when he remembers.

>>73930567
>>73930590
I answered for myself. Nothing stops you from giving your own answer.

>>73930422
>>73930503
>>73930631
Found the Krabsposter

>>73930630
his oshi left him ofc he is gonna attention whore this place

Gentlemen

>>73930994
OH YEAH

OH NYO

OH YES

Oh nyo..

Oh BOY

Is it tasty, Gura?

>>73931469
source?

>>73930689
Wrong. I just found the REAL Krabsposter
>>73931524

I still haven’t gotten out of bed.

>>73931667
I got out of bed because I had to update my Gura notes and I can't do that on my phone.

>>73931568
What's he doing acting unmedicated in global

>>73931810
G-Gura notes? Like what kinda notes?

Gura raped me again.

Gura liked more things

>>73932197
Usually timestamps, but during the dry times I note when she did twitter likes etc. and sometimes when other members mention her.

>>73932289
I'll add your time to my notes.

>>73932289
Gura wants those hoes

>>73932233
Sorry chumbie that's not Gura, that was actually me.

>>73932397
I get such big sexxo vibes from Mumei.

>>73932289
>saved the goom perms for last
It's been so long since I had perms

>>73932572
She is the queen of sex, actually

>>73932768
cute

Translate it weebs.

>>73933112
it says gura cute.

New Gura likes.

>>73933891
It's only one like since the last announcement but thank yo ufor the heads up chumbie. Gura really likes when we post pictures of our merch so remember to buy it!

>>73933112
Apple translate
>When this card is placed on the stage from your hand, if the opponent's front row character is less than 1 card, you choose 1 character with a cost of 0 or less in the opponent's front row and place it under the mountain card [2] When this card is placed in the waiting room from the stage, you are cosplay You can pay the money. Then, you look at your mountain card, select one character (Holo Life) and show it to your opponent, add it to your hand, and shapple the mountain card.

>>73934101
that one anon who actually plays this card game, is this a good card???

>>73933112
you have a woman's hand

>>73934198
That’s rude chumbie. You just don’t tell someone they have bitch hands.

is something wrong with kemono it hasnt updated in days

>>73934198
>>73933112
>Fembud spotted
Post the card again but this time covering your bushy pucci, fembud

>>73934198
That would explain why Gura liked it, yeah.
>>73934549
do you actually think that's my hand did you people not check Gura's likes wtf

WWWIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wKHHONbWW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wKHHONbWW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wKHHONbWW8

Oh fuck oh shit. ISREAL

I don't mean to sound like a sourpuss and I'm happy for any stream, but why Rise instead of World?

>>73934659
my wife...

>>73934659
Goddddddddddd

10:37:27 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN i play BOW

>>73934659
Fuck... stupid whore had to pick the one day I have class.

My wife in chat

>>73934787
Perhaps she wanted to disprove the claim that she only plays fotm games by playing the Monster Hunter game nobody is playing right now.

>>73934659
WWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73934787
Probably cause she doesn’t want to start over and has already played this

>goomba is a mh:rise fan
no...

I love Gura so fucking much bros it’s insane I’m literally about to fucking explode

WIFE CHATTING

>>73935052
who is minoto tell me mh nerds

>>73934597
I do not have a Twitter account and I don't know how to check likes on Nitter

>>73935108
One of the dragon twins

>>73935143
post a picture are they cute

>>73935015
She is just like me

AAAAA I LOVE GURAAAA

>>73934659
uhh wrong fomo game gura...

>>73935208
gura kicked me!

>>73935140
>Nitter
is dead
Musk jewed up to the loophole they were using

>>73934659
SHE FUCKING DID IT
SHE CAME THROUGH
THE SLOW-AND-STEADY-RECOVERY-ARC HAS BEGUN AFTER ALL
BACK TO FULL 2021-TIER KINO BY 2025 YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FAGGOTS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>starting fresh on PC

>>73935260
Why are you like this?

>>73935247
But the nitter.poast.org instance is still working just fine for me, as it let me view the tweet itself without issue
I just don't know how to check likes

Gura is going to be my heal slut.

>>73935373
Isn't nitter like shut down a year ago?

Gura streaming? RESET THE COUNTER

Really surprised its monhun after she said it was a terrible stream game.

>>73935346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRqF9_qliRw&t=7970s

>>73935208
>online lobbies
I'm not gonna get my hopes up at all for actually managing to get into a game, no matter how badly I wish I could