/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

https://files.catbox.moe/dksts0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4

I want to fuck Uruka nonconsensually

Also watch her stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjvV1Hk6vO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjvV1Hk6vO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjvV1Hk6vO4

imagine threesome with clara and airi

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Lia.

i want to hold hands with Lumi, fingers interlocked

>>73918846
Hag love

>>73918966
My dick would end up falling off if she posted a video of her toes.

Pipkiss

>>73918966
What the fuck lori

>>73918966
Just skip to the good part.

>>73918966
Either the translator is incompetent or she misunderstood the task.

>>73918996
You arent even fucking married!

>>73919026
yet

>>73919019
I don't even understand what she's trying to say there

>>73919026
He wants to be the guy she pays 90 bucks to be her pretend boyfriend at family gatherings so the family crones leave her be.

>>73919084
Honestly I should start doing this with my family. They need to fuck off. Idk how I am supposed to have kids in this economy.

>>73918996
cells
interlinked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRcpnM26nJM

BIG NEWS

catch
or mayhaps 捕れ

I miss Pippa

>>73919136
JONG WITH CHINCHILLA NOW

>>73919063
She wants to show and prove her toes' flexibility but not want to show her hands even by accident. So she wants to make her hands be transparent or censored someshit.

I'm going to get drone striked within the next two decades, aren't I?

>>73919137

>>73919153
I already did

>>73919164
learn2tunnel scrub

>>73919137

>>73919142
She's busy, see? >>73919153 >>73919136

>>73919136

>>73919159
Yes but that makes no sense.

>>73918867
NOW (Literally right now)
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | LIVE | Roblox: Forklift)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snw8nWYfUKQ
Fujikura Uruka (03:00UTC | LIVE | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjvV1Hk6vO4
Amanogawa Shiina (06:00UTC | LIVE | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg-r8_kMalM

SOON
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 1h15m | Ring Fit Adventure)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCnvAfedZyo

LATER
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 3h15m | Bunny Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cntdt0gkNx8
Ayase Yuu (13:00UTC | 5h15m | Undecided Game)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 6h15m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Pico is taking submissions for the Runie collab this week https://forms.gle/ojy3rphFCTDSw1Hm6
>Pico is taking submissions for the otaku zatsu this week https://forms.gle/wLKiSJ19tiiGs6BE6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/
>Phase Wars is coming up, signup to play https://phase-connect.com/phase-wars-ii/

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Uruka, Panko, Erina & Ember

>>73919084
>He wants to be the guy she pays 90 bucks to be her pretend boyfriend at family gatherings so the family crones leave her be.
Then i make a good impression in front of her family and they insist on meeting me more, thery start asking for vacation pictures too, Me and Lumi start spending more and more money together so she can send pics to her family, slowly she falls in love with me, we get married and form a happy family.
What started as a lie to fool her family transformed in a happily ever after story

Its almost 5pm in Japan

>>73919214
y-yeah. totally.

>>73919199
What did Clara mean? We just waiting for a twitter signal for a gojira stream?

>>73919214
more and more time together

>>73919117

>>73919215
Again, if she went to japan for work, than both her and/or fishman are retarded for the hush-hush when its something they should at the very least be teasing. If she went on a personal trip, that at the very least saying that she was going somewhere instead of acting like something came up makes more sense. And all of that is ignoring how she tried to stream twice last week.

>>73919197
I don't understand either, but I think she's just shy about showing her hands. How can understand women logic?

BIG NEWS

>>73919310
why do they have to tell us? stop being entitled.

>>73919199
>Phase Wars is coming up, signup to play https://phase-connect.com/phase-wars-ii/
Make your predictions now faggots. I'm betting on a Michi sweep

My god, I just know Uruka's footsweat tastes divine

>>73919334
Surely you're being sarcastic.

>>73919322
No. I mean it makes no sense logistically. How would you show your hands to a camera at 50° angle on the floor? Even accidentally.

>>73919367
It does.
t. knower

>>73919334
Anon, we're paying their bills. Sakana may be writting the checks but we make sure they have cash flow

>>73919328
IT HAS JUST BEEN REVEALED

>>73919368
Does your waiter tell you when they take a shit?

>>73919431
I insist on it

Uruka
>Father bear doesn't speak Mandarin
>Mother bear insists on talking to her in Mandarin
>Made to go to language school from a young age, homework to 11 pm
>Grandpa bear speaks German (US Army translator)
>Had to learn lots of hymns from church instead of fractions and math

>>73919431
No, but if I asked why my food was a week late they'd have a reason.

I just want my girls to be happy!
Goddamnit shake those tits Dizzy!

>>73919159
She's shown gloved hands on stream before; don't understand why she doesn't just do that again

>>73919164
Do your Isekai reps and learn basic engineering, how to make mayonnaise and guns.
i'm gonna get my own big tiddy witch

>>73919471
Maybe stop trying to order food when the restaurant is closed, idiot?

>>73919522
Oh I'm sorry, the sign said open and I only got told to leave after sitting around waiting for 2 hours.

>>73919522
In this context, they just leave the restaurant open without any staff.

I have diarrhea from milk tea again. It's hard sit and watch any streams

>>73919381
I get your point and I agree anon.

But she just thinks showing hands during toe flexibility content or shenanigans is an inevitable accident and doesn't want that to happen.

>>73919365
>have to not be banned from the PC discord
this rules out 90% of capippi oldfags

>>73919541
>>73919547
>sign outside says "closed until further notice"
>"Im standing outside and they wont open based on the old schedule wtf!!!"
skill issue

>>73919541
I forget its SEA hours so forgive anon for being retarded. Anon's just tired of picking off scraps and cooking pagpag.

>>73919496
cant even hold a job.
It's over

Is Eimi okay?

>>73919607
>claims others are SEA when its the SEA-tards that anti Pippa for 2 cents
you glow

>>73919626
no
i can tell you as one of the people in game
she is not okay

>>73919556
watch them on the toilet then u idiot

https://files.catbox.moe/g68sj6.mp4

>>73919626
fat people are never okay

>>73919556
>Not shitting yourself and sitting in it and enjoying the smell and feel

>>73919724
shut up retard

>only 482 watching Eimi
did Sakana quit paying for viewbots?

>>73919627
Just fucking learn how to make mayonnaise

>>73919766
Lose weight fatty

>>73919771
Did you ever consider the fact you have no personality?

>>73919783
mayo is literal poison the condiment, what do you guys know

>>73919771
They're all watching Uruka

Pippa, we get it, you're going to offkai.

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1780869114447233385

........you can customize your space in Supermarket Sim?

>>73919804
That's why he should learn how to make it correctly

>>73919855
Is it like some superfood?
Literally living like an astronaut on earth.

[Uruka News]
Not wearing a sports bra all the time has made her bears expand

What is Eimi doing?

>>73919934
that and the pregnancy

>>73919887
No. But it's common that everyone go full retard about mayo in Isekai mangas

>>73919852
Yes? That's like a big part of the game.

>>73919699
Where did this Pippa go? This was only a few months ago.

>>73920032
Those are just japanese sensibilties.
It's over.
Too bad I can't make my own drones.

Pippa stalking more chuubas (male)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1780871506404446279

>>73920103
She's not the only one.

>>73920103
>>73920123
How is he so popular.....

>>73920166
>>73920123
Plot twist: It's Mins. It's why he left.

...Uruka is gonna die of kidney failure.

[Uruka news] She's really long.

Eimi?!???

>>73920300
qrd?

Its so fucking cute wtf?

>>73920048
>ahnon
ITS AYYNON YOU STUPID BITCH!

Um Youtube? Wtf?

>she knows

>>73919258
Sorry, passed out during her stream, am caught up
could be guerilla, joining one of the other girls, twtterspace or a video release, will keep an eye out

>>73920395
She knows what?

>JP viewers are integrating me into their community
I didn't expected to be accepted by them

>>73920216
Do you guys think Plushie Dreadfuls does sponsorships?
Jennifer commented on a Kirsche tweet earlier, it's weird seeing people you know fall down the vtuber rabbit hole

>>73920442
>Anon is Japanese
congrats.

>>73920395
what?

>>73920347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snw8nWYfUKQ

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect

[Anon news] I recently obtained a bunch of canned ravioli for cheap. It's fucking awful. I'll go back to eating actual poor person food like cottage cheese and lentils.
This stuff has the consistency and smell of cat food.

https://twitter.com/YuniLunaTV/status/1780875466640875650
she is mocking you

>>73920450
She's tweeted at Pippa about her rabbits too.

Jesus she's even owlposting

>>73920529
>She did that last night too
anon...

>>73920525
yeah her retarded lionsmane rabbit started eating all its shit

>>73920494
Yah.

>>73920511
You are such a massive faggot it's unreal

>>73920494
Hime the kinda nigga to use Tinder the way gay guys use Grindr.
Just making a blank profile and asking the nearest guy to suck his dick.

>>73920511
so when is someone going to finally ask her if this means she's gonna start streaming again

>>73920545
>buying Yuni skebs
what did she mean by this

>>73920581
She already addressed that like a few weeks ago.

>>73920581
it would be best if it were someone with Pippa's oshimark

>>73920590
I'm not sure if I should let you know this, but she likes owls, a lot. And Yuni is an owl girl. There, I said it. She can hate me if she wants.

>>73920596
a few weeks ago she wasn't posting skebs

I will not follow the owl because that was way before my time.....

>>73920622
True, she was making MMD's, something that takes more effort than paying someone for art and STILL said she was not going back to streaming as the owl.

Rembr this?? She's even the top reply.
https://twitter.com/sensenzawa/status/1577209617393647618?t=b63bq-_D1DhDo5enhQ4Z0w&s=19

Eimi does a shit job of interacting with her chat, useless you're a mod

>>73920639
>I retweeted this, but didn't like it
How did I manage that?

>Swallow therapy

>>73920653
You can copy Pippa's mannerisms but you can't be her. Even with her fast ass chat she's got a good eye.

This is worse than the perpetual rrating when Blue Anime Child sent a tweet from Blue Anime Child 0.5's account.
I hope in the future fish just stops hiring existing Vtubers.

>>73920639
Collab when?

>>73920662
likes disappear after a few years
try liking a two year old tweet
it'll show up in your liked tweets tab, but the heart won't be there after like 2 days or so

>>73920662
Idk but I was up when it happened and almost shat myself.

>>73920639
wait, this is shark????

>>73920709

>>73920696
>this was a year and a half ago
Feels like only a few months I'm so cooked it's over.

>>73920709
But who was phone?

>>73920721
>>73920748
Im new :(
Im surprised I recognized the voice.

>>73920709
yes. Pippa talked about Gura's PL during her vtuber application stream and it pissed off a lot of Holobronies

>>73920653
reading chat is her biggest weakness

>>73920709
yeah
that is the artemis of the blue's alt account

>>73920770
Nobody gets mad about HER posting. Not anymore anyways. I'm gonna miss her when she's gone... BOK BOK

I hope I get to meet hime one day and get her autograph

>Pippa's gone
>Gura's gone
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

Honestly Hina should go to a rave with me.

>>73920865
Same desu

why does funny rabbit woman not want to stream

>>73920865
>Kirsche's gone
bad times for a very specific part of the vtuber viewer demographic

>>73920865
pippa is in japan, pippa is molesting da michi as we speak, da michi can no longer get married

>No off-collabs, neither Pippa and Lia, or Pippa and any of the JP girls
This is why I don't buy the Japan rrat.

>>73920947
Dmitiri jap has failed us...

>>73920916
she's already married

>>73920916
I can't blame her

I want some michi mana tho

Pippa love~!

You are truly a confusing creature Pippa.

>>73921075
Look who decided to show up

wait people seriously care about Gura?

>>73921118
People outside your own mind exist.
Crazy but true.

>>73921118
I am very loyal to people that have helped me when I am at my lowest.

>>73921228
you think that was your lowest?
boy do I have a surprise for you in the future

>>73921189
but I hate pcg...

>>73921277
kek

>>73921228
Based.

>>73921277
Mid 2020 to about late 2022 has been some of the worst parts of my life and that's because I can't remember what happened to me as a very young kid cause I am pretty sure I have a mental block.

>>73921189
>skinwalking

[Eimi news] she is forklift certified

>>73921370
Well she is built like a warehouse worker already

>>73921310
those years were the lowest for me too
I remember that I got a job in a dangerous neighborhood and i walked with my phone out at night hoping that some thieves would kill me (I'm too coward to Phase off)

>>73921075
>>73921189
I see dead people...

https://youtube.com/shorts/Hp1ZtaiMTPc
Build one of these and @ Jerry on Twitter if you want a chance at her marrying you.

I miss Jelly

>>73921475
who wants to marry a monkey?

>>73921455
For me it was staring at the bus wheels as it drove by wondering how much pain it would be if any.

RATE THE HAMSTER
RATE THE DRIVING
RATE THE NOISES
RATE THE STREAM

>>73921475
Jelly should do an isopod deep dive

Woah sex bear is still going

>>73921511
me

>>73921541

My morale is down and there is no pippa poster to raise it
i miss pippa
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

So if Pippa drops the GFE it's over right?

>>73921541
I think she genuinely likes her Chat despite everything.

>>73921541
wao

>>73921575
How many times will you reply to yourself today?

>>73921541

>>73921568
here's a peeba anon

>>73921575
she dropped streaming entirely

Sure is interesting that Pippa is buying Yuni skebs after complaining about her money problems so much over the past few months.

>>73921607
That post isn't replying to anything?

>>73921575
>GFE
Where? Honest to god where? Cause save for a handful of moments, thats never really been her thing over the last two, and I mean that as a general experience thing, not just an RP streams sorta thing. Sure, early on I can see it but she's always came off more as hanging out with a dorky friend who I have a crush on more than anything.

>>73921649
Woman I can relate to and yaps at me = GFE

>>73921628
Pippa is spiritually Black from dietary habits to taste in einem to enjoyment of ceiling beeps and that obviously includes her finances.
This isn't interesting at all.

>>73921568
>pippa poster
She killed them all. You'll be left with newfags looping the "this year will be different" loop and you'll like it.

>>73921672
I'm still standing. I will be the last capipi.

>>73921628
>Pippa being dogshit with her money
>Interesting
If you're a newfag or someone trying to start something sure. And if you werent so hooked on trying to rile up "new thing" you have better examples you can use.

RING FIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCnvAfedZyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCnvAfedZyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCnvAfedZyo

>>73921672
I'm not dead yet anon

>>73921692
I imagine everyone thats left already thought the same. Everyone has a breaking point, and not even knowing where yours is, thats a bad thing.

>>73921710
I'm all for sus noises as the kids say, but honestly I'd find this so much more entertaining with body tracking.

>>73921609

The lovebug who always gave the ni ni also left?

>>73920166
He has the phase # in his bio and he designed the Airi mug.

>>73921781
Yeah.

uruka is literally putting in a full wagie shift

>>73921821
The difference is that she is earning more in her "shift" than a wagie

>>73921809
Damn that hurts...
I really appreciated him

>>73921800
>Design mug
>Get follows
Is this why fish fears mug GODS so much? I don't think we've seen any of them follow the shot glass or bottle opener designers.
Fish knows mugchads are simply superior and resents it.

>>73921846
to play games, which isnt soul destroying

>>73921821
I am happy that she seems to like the game

IT'S OVER

>this woman is a bigger Pippa simp than anyone on /vt/, to the point of cosplaying her obsessively

>Memory just called out a guy with a weird name as being someone who changed his name

>>73921962
she is the better pippa honestly

>>73921962

>>73921962
/pcg/ gets really ornery and strange whenever the girls celebrate getting more female fans, but really.
This is why.

>>73921964
>she was right

>>73921964
Wait, what?

>>73922039
>>73921964
>Memory remembered
Bravo, Sakana Nolan, bravo.

>>73922023

>>73922097
me on the left

>>73922060
Some nigga with a funny name showed up and said hi so Memory pointed him out and asked him if he changed his name because he's already a member and if she saw him before she'd remember him.

>>73921962
what's stopping you from cosplaying Pippa obsessively an-non?

>>73922181
penis

>>73922181
He's not a cute girl

>uruka had a male friend over for mario kart
it is over

[Uruka news] She had a Mari moment in front of her mom

Uruka had a boy over at 3am...

>7 hour Uruka streams
Home

>>73922153
Memory has a good memory!
It's pretty nice to see that she recognized her fan

>>73922246
>>73922247
>>73922252
>Cute band girl invites you over after class
>Wants to play Mario Kart
>Weird but whatever
>4 hours go by
>Still wants to keep playing
>Suggest watching a movie to try and move things along
>She tells you movies suck, and wants to play vidya
>Fuck it
>3am rolls around
>STILL PLAYING MARIO FUCKING KART
>Try to make a move
>I'm hungry get out.
Poor guy

>>73922328

>>73922300
She actually wrote me a pretty specific one for my membership note so I'm kinda worried I've given away too much information of myself to her already.

>>73922181
I’m not a cute girl with a vagina

>>73922328
I find that really cute

f*male vtuber fans aren't real

Soon

>>73922372
Because the eventually become vtubers

>>73922377
>Lumi gets to suck that

>>73922372
>Does he know?

>>73922372

>>73922328
I would say that I would have fucked the bear
but honestly I probably would have missed my chance as well...

Pico and Runie collab tonight. You guys looking forward to it?

>>73922447
It's tomorrow morning actually

I wish girls like Uruka existed in real life

>>73922447
I don't watch Runie much, but I'll definitely tune in if I'm awake.

>>73922465
Same I wish Phase Connect was real

>uruka is a 4view
>playing the fucking supermarket game

>>73922447
Its going to be a mega cringe fest im here for it

>>73922447
>Runie
No

>>73922493
This entire stream has been really comfy.

>>73922493
Okay, and?
Sex bear is peak.

>>73922493
Bloo bear hits her stride when she's talking about her life

>>73922433
That's a tough situation. What guy doesn't want a cool chick to hang out and play vidya with? If you misread the room and try to bang her, you lose a cool female friend. If you don't make a move she might think you don't like her.

>>73922493
Do you ever try to actually enjoy a stream without jerking yourself off to ccv?

>>73922377
It'll never happen.

>>73922181
Crossdressing isn't actually funny.

>>73922555
dont think about what you could lose
but think about what you can win

>>73922430
Post a macro shot of your asshole

>>73922493
NUMBERS!?

>>73922506
Runie is such a Pico fangirl she's gonna lose her spaghetti. It'll be cute.

>>73922447
no. runie regulars will ruin pico chat. some of them are already trying to rizz her and others writing coomer shit.

>uruka is the most popular gen 1 again
welcome back to 2021 bros

>>73922300
Memory puts the most effort into fan interaction of the gen, she's pretty GFE though so I guess it's to be expected
>>73922348
She stalks your profile for those, anyone who hasn't got their card yet should post Memory stuff, make playlists of her videos or the like, she'll love you forever

>>73921846
Depends really after fishman's cut and taxes. Some waiters and Uber drivers easily make over 40 an hour doing almost nothing too

>>73922621
We're returning to the peak bros, I can't wait!

>>73922639
I miss getting stalked...

>>73922493
Bot connect and other phase connects on vacation

>>73922639
wow she's a sweetheart, it's sad that she doesn't have any translator

Is memory the kind of girl that gets off to the degradation of being fucked by her fat sweaty nerd fans and likely to to organize a paypig gangbang?

>>73922621
I hope so. I want her to succeed.

>>73922493
Newfag!
Dummy!
Buffoon!
Nitwit!
Uruka cracked the 500 CCV barrier a straight year and a half before everyone else in the company and as one of only 3 other smallcorp tubers at the time!
She's got insane turnout and retention whenever she actually streams — If you wanna numberfag at least do so correctly!!

>>73922639
I think she resorted to checking their channels for the members she doesn't recognize

>>73922493
>>73922697
Holy shit please do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>>73922717
Personally, I think she'd totally date a fan who simply treats her nice. Not Hime shit required... On the flip side though you have to eat her cooking. She seems like a very lovely person but I don't think I could eat what she cooks.

>>73922493
Eimi raided her with 700 viewers

>>73922813
Raids doesn't mean anything if they don't stay

>>73919381
I think she's using her hands to move her toes and doesn't want them blocking the shot,

It's cute that Muyu's old Filipino vtuber friends are making art of her.

So who is going to go through the discord and register random IDs to random teams for a laugh?
I refuse to get Discord for a minor prank but it'd be very funny I think

jwu from a vivid dream of getting brapped on by teleporting girl wizards in hogwarts

>>73919194
OOOH BOY

>>73923009
IT HAS JUST BEEN REVEALED

>>73922906
You got my hopes up that Vergil is back...

>>73922906
based kanin enjoyers

>>73923009
>>73923015
BIG NEWS

>>73922906
Maybe flips aren't so bad afterall

>>73922985

>>73923017
She kinda is. She's been drawing her new OC a lot but she's not back to vtubing.

>>73922740
anon, he's numberfagging
if he had at least 2braincells, he wouldn't be
why does anyone reply to a numbernigger with anything but "kill yourself" is beyond me

>>73922985
Alex Jones taught me that our rulers are sociopathic perverts.
/vt/ taught me that a sizeable part of the population would act the exact same way given the chance.

>uruka the chinese runt of phase has 4 numbers and is playing a debuff game
nijisanji dont look!

>>73923103
Slit your wrist

>>73923103
She's Taiwanese so she's the good kind of chink

>You want to see my legs?
>What a bunch of pervs
>Moans
Never change Bear

God I want uruka to call me a pervert and degrade me

>>73923103

>>73923154
Just leaving this here

>>73923079
hey, I might be a degenerate with a crippling ass fetish that wants to be dominated by women and have my face farted on, but I'm no sociopath..

>>73923103
Rope

>>73923188
your ritualpost anon?

Maybe this week won't be so bad after all
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina/status/1780905477624525128

>>73923232
nah I am not the ritualposter
just thought it would be appropriate to post

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 3

>>73923175
Post the belly pic!!

>>73921568
we're not gone, just busy on da puter

[Uruka news] She showers with dish soap and wears basketball shorts

>>73923240
Erina coming in clutch.

>>73923240
There is hope yet...

I love Uruka with all of my beart!

>>73923079
people in power are "like this" not despite human nature, but because of it
it is very hard to resist the pull of being human

>>73918846
>almost 30
> got laid off from good paying contruction job, forced to move back in with parents
>All I do is play tekken on playstation and watch phase connect all day until Im able to start college
>Meanwhile all my friends are married with kids and living happy lives
How do you all deal with it sometimes?

Uruka should just stream 24/7
it's nice to have her on in the bg

>>73923357
>Beart, pronounced as "Bert"

>>73923365
I watch vtubers

>>73923181
i remind you, anon, that there are people in this very thread who watch Jelly or Lumi not because they find them attractive or amusing, but because they find them relatable

>>73923079
>/vt/ taught me that a sizeable part of the population would act the exact same way given the chance.
wrong
I would be worse

Pico will stream in 30 minutes? Last time I saw, she was supposed to stream in 12 hours

Hyaluronic acid, Uruka.

>>73922862
>raids don't mean anything
okay shiina

>>73923397
Oh hey that's me.
Trying to remember how to person is delightfully hard sometimes.

>>73923365
Stock trading, music, playing around with generative AI and booze.

Mostly booze.

>>73923365
By not being a gross, wrinkly old oji-saaaan~
.
.
.
(My friends and cousins are out dating and I get pissed because they spend more time with their girlfriends than hanging out with me. I just watch vtubers and work everyday after day)

I want to kiss Uruka... I just know her lips are soft and tender...

>>73923365
You could look for part time construction work with your experience?

>>73923365
>Tekken
>playstation
There's your first problem
newest one is hot garbage

>>73923397
Anon, finding a girl like Jelly is very rare. I'm watching all her streams and will never let her go.

>>73923511
Of course she's are you moron, how many midget aliens with blue hair and skin do you see a day?

>>73923365
Keep your chin up. You could be doing much worse.
I'm turning 30 next month, I have never worked a real job, I just started going outside again 2 years ago, and I have no education nor a future.

>>73923365
I will only get worse....

>>73923568
>she's are

>>73923365
By acknowledging that it was my own choices that lead to that.
The first step is making peace with that.

>>73923499
yeah
>stupid 'heat' modes
>over-complicated menu system
>gay mii avatars things
>poor amount of character choices
>paul is a lesbian
>no Kunimitsu wife

>>73923568
every day when you go to college

>>73923568
Her skin isn't blue tho

>>73923469
Almost no jobs related to my experience near me, economy is rough rn.

>>73919199 In case I pass out before next thread
NOW (Literally right now)
Fujikura Uruka (03:00UTC | LIVE | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjvV1Hk6vO4
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | LIVE | Ring Fit Adventure)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCnvAfedZyo

SOON
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 10m | Bunny Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cntdt0gkNx8
Ayase Yuu (13:00UTC | 2h10m | Undecided Game)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 3h10m | Night Grove)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SYxW1_Gayc

LATER
Himemiya Rie (15:00UTC | 4h10m | Content Warning w/ Juna, DKNVU & Tomoe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4_k02GFVfI
Utatane Nasa (15:00UTC | 4h10m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Hakushika Iori (16:30UTC | 5h40m | Duolingo Spanish)
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Kaneko Lumi (17:00UTC | 6h10m | Zatsu then Collab w/ Layna & Limes)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Hikanari Hina (18:00UTC | 7h10m | Return Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEI29qAAUxU
Muu Muyu (21:00UTC | 10h10m | Supa Reading)
https://www.youtube.com/@MuuMuyu/streams
Himemiya Rie (22:30UTC | 11h40m | Members Only: Steins;Gate Watchalong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsouqjjGjlw
Chisaka Airi (00:00UTC | 13h10m | Half Life)
https://www.youtube.com/@ChisakaAiri/streams
Amanogawa Shiina (00:00UTC | 13h10m | It Takes Two w/ Yozo)
https://www.youtube.com/@AmanogawaShiina/streams
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 14h10m | ???) lol
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams
Gram Pico & Runie Ruse (01:00UTC | 14h10m | Pico Friend: Runie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDM7JTEa3o4
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 15h10m | Pyschopomp) Could get cancelled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdoNPZJY1EI
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 17h10m | Sims 4)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 17h10m | Tomb Raider II)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOZSFfZNcwU
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 20h10m | Ghost Trick)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kykCNu8tok
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 22h10m | Zatsu, Drinking- Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8W8fZbGRH4
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 24h10m | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (12:00UTC | 25h10m | T2 Members Only: Making a Japanese Test)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 27h10m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Clara said to pay attention to Twitter. Guerilla? Twitterspace? Nothing? Place your bets
>Pico is taking submissions for the Runie collab today https://forms.gle/ojy3rphFCTDSw1Hm6
>Pico is taking submissions for the otaku zatsu this week https://forms.gle/wLKiSJ19tiiGs6BE6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/
>Phase Wars is coming up, signup to play https://phase-connect.com/phase-wars-ii/

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Uruka, Panko, Erina & Ember

i think i can convince uruka to use my sperm for skin care

>>73923571
Good, never pay taxes and leech ass much as you can. Accelerate.

>>73923632
Reina is a cool replacement for Heiachi, but otherwise agree

Uruka is not sexually active... it's so over

>>73923365
I am almost 30 with multiple mental illnesses that defeat me on a daily basis, have been in welfare for years and will never find a woman that will be willing to live in my situation.
Keep on truckin boys

Uruka go to bed

>>73923695
she is too busy gaming mario kart

>>73923636
There are Aliens in college?!?

>>73923712

>>73923712
illegal ones
yeah

>>73923703
Waterbros need to be donated to a zoo.

>>73923703
with me

>>73923736
ALIENS ARE ILLEGAL NOW!?!?!?!?

uruka's umami tasting farts

>>73923695
What a shame, I'd love to hold her hand and look in her eyes while she gets plowed.

>>73923852
capipi please...

>>73923852
by you, right?

>>73923872
Yep :)

>>73923852
Aloupeep...

>>73923852
what the fuck why are you a cuck like what's wrong with your brain

Pico time

>Post picture of her cooking.
>Get one guy'd on twitter.
>Delete picture.
>Go straight to discord to sympathy bait.

SAKANA STRONGEST WARRIOR
RIZZING LADIES LEFT AND RIGHT
GRAM PICO IS LIVE!
https://www.youtube.com/live/cntdt0gkNx8
JOIN OR DIE

>>73923927
woman

>>73923927
muyu please...

>>73923932
I WILL NOT WATCH YOU COFFEE SHILL STREAM FISHMAN

>>73923927
>Discord tranny
>Trying to go after Muyu
>Following Twitter arguments
Every rejection in your life was deserved.

Goodnight /pcg/

>>73923927
anyone have the picture?

>>73923927
I can't believe Muyu is a woman

>>73919606
>sign outside says "closed until further notice"
Sign outside said "no stream this week" the week passed you fucking idiot. I'm calling the fucking owner to ask why the fuck the restaurant is still not open and if he doesn't answer I'm taking the owner's daughter to rape her into submission. Don't worry, I'm gonna start a family with that daughter and we are gonna have 5 kids but her father is never gonna see them because he didn't tell me why the restaurant was fucking closed.

>>73923982
gn Michiposter

https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1780907844638069223
muyu...

>>73923660
>DKNVU
Buddy that says DKVNU
As in DK Graves from VNU