/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes on my lips and on my balls

shondo entranced by my balls

i love my GAY wife

>Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.
kek this almost seems tongue in cheek at this point

the shogger fears this image, the shogga holds it dear

Honest question: how do we get shondo to follow Christ and go to church? Spiritual healing will do a lot more for her than the old paki MD ever could.
Not saying she should stop taking meds. Just supplement them with bible study and prayer.

>>73880256
Bro, just digging your grave deeper. We all know who (You) are; it's obvious, really.

>>73880968
I've been saying this

>>73881034
i dont think any shogger has a good relationship with god
she doesnt believe herself bc shes an enlightened atheist

>>73881034
Yeah this is me, not /here/ though

>>73881034
take her to the church of steak and eggs

I think /shon/ should be its own board and renamed to /fs/

I love her so very much.

>>73881129
she buys half a metric ton per year for her genetically engineered lion cub anyway she might as well have some herself

>>73881084
I have a good relationship with my Lord and Saviour, especially after some rough patches.
I feel like her past and shadowmama's whoring means she probably never had a good Christian rolemodel? I do find it hard to believe that neither FE was Christian.
The father's day incident probably made her less receptive to prayer, but like...you can't expect God to be a genie in a bottle, shondo. That's not how it works.

>>73881188
/NijiEN/ decided to create their own board on infinitychan because they wanted a safe space - it did not end well.

>>73881188
i always liked the anonymous forum to everyone but shondo idea

i love fallenshadow forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

>>73881291
Nijien itself isn't a spacesafe, no surprises there

>>73881291
too much infighting?

>>73881303
this would be pointless because the performative niceness would ruin it

>>73881290
>believe that neither FE was Christian.
Noticed as soon as I hit post this wasn't worded the best.
Read: I think that at least one of the FE were/are Christian just due to their demographic.

Maybe if she actually gets into LotR more and then Narnia, the symbolism will open her mind and heart up a bit?

Did one of the barbies actually do Bible Study as a meme? That'd be funny, especially if it was Inis. Oli is the actual, for real Christian girl right?

>>73881385
true

I'm putting together a simple card to show Shondo that, despite her struggles causing her to go on hiatus, she is still in our hearts and minds. Submissions still need to be SFW and have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400), but they do not need to be as involved as the submissions people usually make for the birthday cards. They can be simple doodles, a short scrawled message telling her that you love her or to get well soon, anything you want to do to show Shondo that you're thinking about her and you're rooting for her. Just don't submit any huge paragraphs of text. The deadline for this card will be April 26th, I'll decide on a time as that date gets closer

>>73881392
It's gotta be Oli
Cant be Abi thats for sure

>>73881684
>cant be abi
i dont think she ever accepted the barbie invite come to think of it lol
i guess the other barbies degeneracy spooked her off a long time ago. inis legit loves satan

>>73881636
I HATE DRAWING DIGITALLY I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

Let me know if that's too big and I'll rescale it you need me to.

>>73881636
Is the plan to post this on the art tag on the 26th or soon after? Do you have a message in mind yet?

i hate how vividly i can imagine pushing my dick into her pussy

please don't think those thoughts about my wife. and especially don't voice them /here/
bet you don't even remember her cute mole.

>>73882155 (me)
That might sound a tad too interrogatory, but I'm just curious.

>>73882213
retarded coomer
she will always hate you, shitstain

>>73882344
didn't she divorce you fleece? why are you still around?

lawyers are still hashing out who gets what, so it was never finalized

shonpits, the delightful musky smell and the bitter taste of her sweat on them

>>73580939 (me)
she said she was subbed to his “first channel” so I think it’s all but confirmed.

You've shit your last pants, White Knights. Had you not been so selfish, your little wife's mental breakdown could have been quick and painless. But now that you've really pissed me off... I'm gonna groom her nice and slow. Shondo and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!

has shondo ever spoken on the concept of “icks” before and what hers are?

>>73882344
>having sex with your wife makes you a coomer

>>73883923
Yeah, here are her icks:
>Being male
>Showing any care for her
>Having any sexual thoughts
>Being poor
>Not giving her money

>>73884100
i know we shitpost but the opposite of all of these being true is what makes me love her to death.

>>73860777
>>73860874
>>73860908
>>73862935
>not doing reps
mastectomy.
she grew up fast and had big boobs ("was fat" as she puts it).
daddy-dearest takes notice.
after that she hates them and shadowmama lets her remove them cause she figures it would help her mental health.
it didn't

>>73884308
kill yourself

>>73884353
sorry, shondo. didn't think you'd mind that info being put out there.

mmmmmhhhhh shondos zipper tits.

Shippertits even

>>73882059
Abi's twitter shows she's been on break since july 20th
I cant remember when the barbies actually formed as a group but i think they were watching stuff together in vcs way before then.
Glad ViVi was able to join the barbies because of her history with shon

you shoggas are pretty quiet now...
what're you up to? don't tell me that you don't spend all your time /here/ like a good husband.

>>73884253
Me too, my female rich asexual shoomfie who doesnt care about shondo but gives her money

>>73881392
>>73881684
Oli's model looks so dumb. Like it is trying to be chibi, but only in the face and it ends up looking like has FAS or Downs.

>>73884474
This was a lot less cursed than I thought it would be.

>>73884813
>been on break since july 20th
I think that just means she quit...Expect the same kind of hiatus from shonshon.

can someone commission shontoes art from boppin please. i can't because pixiv hates me for some reason

in shondos eyes, the worst thing you can do as a shondophrenic is fail to pay physical lip service to your bbc masters

>>73881290
>all powerful all knowing deity
>cant perform simple djinn tricks
lul

>>73883138
grrrr keep your nigger knight hands off of my wife bastard you hurt her enough

I LOVE Nina

>>73886394
sorry ytnite u no she craves my bbc

Naysayers, abound. But this is how Shondo truly feels about me :
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYujUZAI8uU


>>73886348
>>all powerful all knowing deity
>asks 'how high' when you say 'jump'

>>73886500
>chooses bbc band

I miss Shondo and hope she's doing well and I'm looking forward to her return

>>73886348
when god is weaker than a CR 11 elemental

real shoggas worship bibisi as zer god

I don't like the fact that she was so casual about divorcing her in the hiatus tweet. It's not the first time she's said that during a break. But the fact that she just says you can leave her forever, coming from a girl with supposed abandonment issues? She must not really care all that much about husbands if she's content with them leaving just like that, huh? After D_, I guess she doesn't really consider any single shogga as a husband, as long as there's enough of the collective still hanging around.

come on dewd, spamming the thread with bbc posts isnt a good way to cope with her being gone

>>73886952
I wish I had his talent for plain sight cuckposting. I am just a fellow bbc enthusiast.

sorry :( its the only way i know how
:<

>>73880709
Why do i keep seeing this werid looking rat in the catalog?
Post shontoes instead

evil dewd be like “I love BWC”

>>73881034
While religion can be good for the mentally ill it can also be horrible.
The only real positive would be recommending a good local non-orthodox comunity, but that's impossible without doxxing/stalking

>>73882087
It works fine as is, nice job

>>73882155
There are a few birthday cards going on right now in /lig/, so this card for Shondo is just on autopilot for now, but once those are done I'll turn my attention to this one. If Shondo breaks the silence as the deadline gets closer then this might change, but as of now I was just going to leave it on her Twitter art tag when it's finished. There's no way she would miss anything posted there

>>73887488
*lwc

>>73886922
Content? Shogger she wants people to leave. She's praying a good portion fuck off.

>>73887664
why would she want fewer monies for fambly

>>73887713
Why do you think FT finally got a job?

>>73887537
>good local non-orthodox comunity
I assume by orthodox you don't mean greek orthodox. I don't think she needs some gay, new age non-traditional congregation.
>that's impossible without doxxing/stalking
Well, that part's already taken care of, so no worries

>>73887547
>nice job
Thank you :)

>>73887664
>She's praying a good portion fuck off.
Yeah I agree with rrat.

>>73887713
80/20 rule.
80% of donos come from 20% of shoggas.

>>73887773
ah yes pareto's principle on the wealth of shoggas

i frick off for an hour and you guys get very very silly

>>73887773
I wouldn't wish for her to be predated by an organization meant exclusively meant to leech off the vulnerable and mass indoctrination.
By local comunity i mean a good group with a proven track record of not being predatory and giving back to their comunity

>check a few churches near her
>one looks like it's in an old abbey
>check livestream
>some black dude with african-style clothing is leading
>pajeet is singing into bass-booster mic making it peak
>only one actual white dude on stage, four are blacks, one asian
>pajeet leads sermon
Britian...What have you become? You're barely distinguishable from America now...

Her longest break since the debut seems to have been the Marley break (17 days).
I really hope this isn't much longer.

>>73886922
That's her inferiority complex speaking, thinking she is not good enough for anyone so if you want to leave she wants you to be guiltless. That doesn't mean she won't feel sad if she returns and sees familiar names missing, she still cares.
Every time she talked about people leaving she always got a sad tone in her voice

>>73888126
What denomination is it? If it's CofE then it varies dramatically between churches - some are happy clappy bullshit whereas others are pretty much ultra-traditionalist Catholicism without Latin or the pope.

>>73888175
I'm surprised the FE break wasn't the longest, but I suppose Marley helped with that.
RIP lil man. I hardly knew ye, but can never thank you enough for helping my soulmate through rough waters.

>>>/wsg/73888126
was it looking like this?

>>73886922
rebranding when she comes back no more wife stuff

>sperging out to a month old tweet
Keep it up Dacrin kun

>>73888302
Doesn't look like any of those. Rather not say specifically just cause it's easier to pinpoint which one.

>>73888485
You link to the right post there, shogga?

>>73888759
Didn't see a message in offline?

>>73888816
no it was supposed to be >>>/wsg/5493833

>>73888126
england too has been conquered by bbc
the world folds before the strength of their penises as all women seek its pleasures

She likes beards. Makes me happy. I don't like the "I'll say I like everything so nobody's fee-fees get hurt." routine she'll do. It's just a cop-out and a lame one at that.

>>73888858
kek, not that bad, thankfully. But if you had shown me that stage with no other info and asked me where I thought it was located, I would never have guessed it was in England. Or at least, somewhere in England that wasn't London. The whole country is going to shit demographically.

why does shondo hate England so much if its filled with so much bee bee see for her to suck?

>>73889097
I fucking hate the British broadcast corporation. It fell off and it's a shadow of its former selves

>>73889097
There aren't that many blacks outside of the big cities, and outside of big towns there aren't many ethnic minorities at all. I was 17 when I first saw a non-white person in the flesh.

>>73889027
hecking love this cat
hope he doesnt eat a hair tie or garlic or whatever

Did she have braces? I figure that's why she has perfect teeth.
All of her sucking spit back into her mouth and someone saying she talked like she had a lisp made me think she had a retainer in, maybe?
Need some shadow with braces art asap.

>>73889457
>hope he doesnt eat a hair tie
sadge, why say something like that? You've jinxed it.

>>73889542
the saliva thing is a common side effect of her antipsychotics

>>73889622
this is why I will never take my meds

she's just mentally retarded, that's why she drools

>>73889674
meds can come with a variety of fun side effects.
A friend and me take the same anti depressants. He can't cum

imagining the shmouth drooling over my dick

>>73889745
maybe you need to get better at sucking him off

>>73889722
I've never met a drooling retard, just cripples and quadraplegics

>>73888816
ggs replies

>>73889622
Usually, I see dry-mouth as a side effect. The opposite is interesting.

>>73889722
I can see this being true. It's okay as long as she's drooling on my chest while we snuggle.

>>73889745
>He can't cum
Work on your technique, maybe?

>>73889813
Look in the mirror, maybe?

>>73889845
Why are you dereking a literal who, shogga? Get his cock out of your mouth.

>>73888281
why would a GFE streamer prove to her audience she doesn't care if they're around or not? she doesn't give a fuck about any of you and is better off with less schizos around but she can't say "fuck that schizo" because of schizos

>>73888175
Really doesnt make sense. Right up until the day of the announcement it was business as usual, then complete silence. Even with the death of her loved ones she didnt react like this. No winding down, no gradual return, and itll be the longest time away shes ever had.

>>73889845
>Guilt tripping will help her

>>73889801
>>73889882
I'll have you know that i have MAD slurping skills. I would even pull out the grapefruit.
He is the one that wants to suck my dick but im not a fag.

>>73885617
I got you homie. Drop link

Erm

cuckge

>>73890333
ayo

how ironic that she would say this...
also, is she dumb? i don't want to dox myself by saying why i'm asking this...but she seems dumb for not understanding how work-from-home works.

Pettan, textless and uncensored versions when?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117937168
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117937215

Nice try IP rapist

TheDewdHole
T D H
tall dark handsome
yeah its all coming together

>>73890730
She knows what she's doing. She likes to live dangerously.

derek me instead plz. i just saydouhappynodded in chat.

>>73890857
A>B
But does B imply that A isnt real?

>>73891011
TheDewdHole
T D H
Touches Dicks Hugely
it all makes sense now

>>73890857
fallensex

ruh roh, rannies

>>73891058
https://youtu.be/b6_IZK-1naY

>>73890730
its cute

thank you for not deleting my spiderman shitpost this time, i work hard on those

lesbian

lmao he actually brought up what we were talking about in the thread the other day re:that dudes maro
kinda baseg, maybe some reincarnates are alright

jesse

thank you, i know i'm very based.
but remind me when i said this? doesn't seem i chatted recentley.

>sperging on a month old tweet about something he saw in thread
>omg so epic and based

give the shogga a pity like, at least, if you’re gonna derek him this much. Shondo sure as shit won’t.
Calling it guilt-tripping seems a little far and its more ranty than spergy.
also a while ago she liked one of my replies to a 4 month old tweet so the timing doesn’t really matter.

>>73892091
happyNodder

someone post his @ its not dacrin and i dont want to go through recent tweets to find him

No. If you want to derek, you put in the work.

I don't understand what he's hoping to achieve.

sounds faggy but its the type of faggy that girls like
damn him! he’s gaining ground on me!

Wow he is straight up the exact level of retardation she is trying to get away from. God fucking damn.

>>73892753
explain what, why, and how so i can avoid being him
not looking at some random shoggas xitter

>>73892349
sorry, you're right, everyone should be able to dump their emotional baggage on her or cry to her every time they're a tiny bit upset when she can barely handle her own issues like she had to explain to you retards. reminder she has closed almost every communication method because of how often people were trauma dumping her amongst other things. if you disagree with how she handled that reply you're actually braindead and completely missed the point

>>73892866
>everyone should be able to dump their emotional baggage on her or cry to her every time they're a tiny bit upset
never seen a single shogga even remotely hint at wanting this.
meds, now

>>73892848
Just leave her the fuck alone right now. There is no reason for him to be replying to her tweets from a month ago acting like he has advice or solutions.

>>73892866
>if you disagree with how she handled that reply you're actually braindead and completely missed the point
ironically this is what shondo did when she thought he was telling her to stream and told him to see a shrink lmao

shondo should move in with me
i can fix her

>>73892866
Pretty sure people were saying that Shondo should be dumping her emotional baggage on them, not the other way around.

It's funny R says that when he tweeted at her telling her that the shondog bit hurt his feelings and went out of his fucking way to make her feel bad about a joke.
The state of shoggers is incredible.

>>73893102
>like he has advice or solutions
he explicitly said he doesn’t, though. get the cum out of your eyes, anon.

the entire maro was just a reason for him to cry about how he's upset while trying to speak on everyone else's behalf because she wanted space to deal with feeling down on her own. it's right there if you actually read it

>>73893373
>Has nothing of value to offer
>Spams her @'s anyways
Wow he so based for that one shiggers.

ok but where does he tell her to stream and fix all his problems

>>73893368
I was trying to explain I left for personal reasons so she would understand I wasn’t mad at her.

I just took a big shit, thought you'd guy want to know

yeah read more than the first sentence, and you can see he never says “i need to traumadump on you”. he says he misses her which we all do right now. that’s not “needing a therapist”
you might be as “empathic” as her if you can’t understand what that maro is saying.

>>73893368
Theres nothing wrong with telling her that you didn't like something in a tweet or chat message, its not like he had a massive spergout or anything. You guys will be upset if anyone ever says anything to her that is remotely negative or disagreeing.

oh and before you say it, no this wasn't just about her trusting us with when she feels down. which she also did btw (to an extent) before some people decided to abuse that and manipulate her :^)
people were already crying around that time as well that they can't go to her with their issues, thats where the whole emotional exchange thing came from. uuuuuuu i need my wife to help me through my issues i had a minor inconvenience in life now it needs to be her problem before i start pissing and shitting my pants uuuuuuuu

>>73893629
i hope your digestive system makes it through these trying times shiggie

>>73893602
You didn't need to make a deal out of it at all. YOU chose to provide context that she was solely to blame for. For a gun owner, you lack an alarming amount of responsibility and self-awarenes.

>>73893768
How is she to blame? It’s my issue. I left abruptly and might have seemed like I was angry at her in chat so I wanted to clear that up. I shouldn’t have said anything to begin with though.

idk bros... if you cant talk to your wife and your wife isnt interested in helping you with things that youre having a tough time with, and your wife wont trust you with anything or come to you for help...
maybe she isnt your wife after all?
idk just a bit weird is all...

doesn’t matter how much he @‘d her. she shouldn’t be on that account anyways, she’s taking a break. so no reason to assume she’d read any of it until she’s better.

Since Shondo isn't coming back, I think it's safe to leak that her next outfit is bumblebee themed. It's really cute too!

>>73894125
stinky fem- wait…you kinda have a point?

I hope you realise you've made yourself look like a complete twat, Dacrin. At best you've achieved nothing, at worst she'll somehow see your self-pitying rambling and it'll just reinforce her feelings about staying away and not trusting us when she's feeling like this.

>>73894252
So your response to his shitty rambling is to be angry that you won't be able to shittily ramble at her?

yes! harp on him more! that definitely won’t make her like him!

>>73894059
>How is she to blame
She made the shondog joke.
>I shouldn’t have said anything to begin with though.
But you do this all the time. Do you seriously not keep track of when she goes out of her way to explain stuff to you because you have some emotional reaction to jokes she makes, etc? Shit like this is draining on people when it is entirely on YOU overreacting to things.

grrr other people shouldnt be able to talk to shondo theyre making it so i cant talk to shondo i hate them grrr go away groomers i want to groom grrr

>>73894316
More that it will push back the time she might return.

>>73894125
if you're that much of an emotional manchild you need a severely mentally ill girl to keep you in check mentally you aren't in a position to be acting like you can help by being there for her with her issues to begin with.
again, also ignoring all the reasons why she became more closed off to begin with, because people were abusing any trust and methods of communication they could

>>73894402
read >>73894128

>>73894125
I would bet money she wishes she wasn't the wife of a decent number of these retards.

If you just agree with her all the time and never push back or disagree with her or tell her that she is wrong, then you're just a fucking yesman cuck happynodder. But if you ever disagree with her or go to her with a suggestion or issue then you're a dumb retarded selfish asshole and should shut the fuck up and leave her alone!
You literally can't win with shoggers, no wonder she left.

>>73894531
you always go to the extreme with these scenarios, you realize that?

>>73894531
stop infantilizing her and reducing her to her mental illness

>>73894615
Let's not forget that there is a massive degree of difference between disagreeing with her and going out of your way to make her feel like shit over a silly joke when she was on the brink of a mental breakdown.
>you didn't know she was
She had every sign of being on one. She was telling us things she was doing that she was previously doing during previous menhera episodes.

>>73894615
Non-autisitc people can understand that @ing her with issues when she's having a serious mental health break is not appropriate.

>>73894703
because those extremes affect everything else in the middle. that's how we ended up in this situation. also nothing extreme about saying grown men shouldn't be so weak mentally they depend on a schizo girl to stop them having a melty at every inconvenience in their lives.
>>73894737
she said herself her issues are too much on their own for her to be able to be there for anyone else you fucking mongoloid

>>73894952
Lets not pretend that shoggers won't attack you for being a yesman or for burdening the poor menhera girl at literally any time in any circumstance, regardless of context.

>groomers once again misreading what shoggas type on purpose
nobody said they should be allowed to traumadump their issues on her. its a strawman that none of us are arguing in favor of.
dacrin and the maro anon both said “be open with us and vent to us” never the opposite way around. and looking at another of dacrin’s tweets from when she posted that, he doesn’t think husbands should be guving her their problems, either.

>>73895219
>guving
don’t know what i meant to type
dumping? giving? leaving?

>>73895219
>Deflectors once again misreading what shoggas post on purpose
Nobody is saying what he was saying was bad. It's the fact that he's spewing anything at her right now that's the issue. Leave her the fuck alone.

>>73895219
>“be open with us and vent to us
she already tried and people showed they can't be trusted. she got back to a point where she's at least honest with how she's feeling so how is this even an ongoing issue? she tweeted about how she was in a depression phase before this hiatus. bringing this up at all now is completely redundant because she IS open about how she feels

Imagine sweaty lesbian sex with oli and shondo

>nooooo don’t talk to my waifu when she shouldnt be on social media
>dont you know shes on break‽ that means she’ll read everything you send her!!!!

>>73894369
I thought she wanted us to let her know when we have a problem? I definitely wouldn’t be doing that now like some autists but I’m gonna stop it overall after this. I need to develop a filter.

a break from the pressure of streaming and doing enough doesn't mean she shouldn't be using social media at all

Begs the question why say anything then, oomfie. He's clearly sending it in hopes that she sees it. This wouldn't be an issue if he was just sperg tweeting his thoughts to the void and hoping she stalks. Point still stands to leave her the fuck alone.

>>73895598
cause it’ll still be there when she gets back? do you not know how the internet works? he’s not screaming at her window.

>>73895586
if she’s taking a break just from “work” and not tweeting to us, then it can be assumed she’s not on ggs or main. otherwise she could be giving us updates about her day so people don’t worry.

>>73895581
If this is actually you, I will tell you with 100% unironic certainty that it is never an invitation with girls to keep telling her you have a problem.
Just because the problem is different, it doesn't change the emotionally draining part that girls (especially like shondo) are going to grow sick of extremely quickly.
>I need to develop a filter.
That's all the reason why I'm taking time for you to hopefully understand.

>>73895808
>it can be assumed
nothing can be assumed there are multiple reasons it could be

>>73895586
It is that she has no desire so she came to Brasil

>>73895808
And she wants to read that when she gets back? More useless sperging? Sorry but there's no way you can spin this that doesn't stop his tweets from being anything but unnecessary. Except for saying it on the day-of.

I have no idea what this nigga is wafflin about nor why he thought it was a good idea to @ her rn.
>You should have opened up to us so we could give you support!
Bro she is large enough at this point and has unhinged dedicated antis who will take anything she says in a moment of openness will be twisted and misconstrued and used as ammunition against her. Things have changed. The relationship is different now, and you cannot bring it back. It’s shitty but it’s reality.

shondo saying :D
shoggers doing D:

Fallenshadow is an old hag skeleton that pretends to be a loli on the internet to groom pedophiles!!!!

Um, are you talking to your wife that you're in a very real and actual relationship with? Better back the fuck off buddy or we're gonna have a problem here, you feel me pal? I just can't even.

>>73896327

if she hates what he said or it hurt her or whatever, then she’ll just ignore him once streams start back up. plus, this was a one off thing. jumping down a shoggas throat like this is unbelievable. i’ll be more inclined to be on your side if he keeps doing it. but right now, you’re all the ones spergin out.

>>73896259
nta but yes. women use a lot of doublespeak

>I don’t know what he’s talking about
>fucks up his own post
heh. woopsies

Um, are you attempting to not give her space and making an explicit attempt to reach her even though she is deliberately trying to give herself some right now? We're gonna do this the easy way or the hard way, bucko. Say your prayers.

>>73896425
if she is really a loli, you should post her cunny!

none of you are actually trying to contact her during this, right

>has unhinged dedicated antis
Yeah, and they’re called ‘husbands’.

>>73896536
I'm on my 5th dm now

new alt dropped
the ARG has started

>>73896582
only 5? ngmi

no alt dropped
no arg

>>73896536
we’ve been snapchatting every night. btw looks to me like her chest bump is doing better. and her other two “chest bumps” *wink* are looking great!

>>73896672
5th today

>>73894125
at best she's an avoidant bitch that wants slaves

>>73896910
she's perfect
Verification not required.

>>73896910
lesbian dominatrix shondo

>>73896910
Where do I officially be her slave please

>>73896461
it seems like you were trying to mock how >>73896347 like how he mocked you, but did it wrong. it just reads like you’re mocking yourself.

Shondo in those fishnets will never leave my head

>>73897049
give her money and say nothing so she doesn't have to deal with you

>this whole conversation just because he donated and some shogga had to go dereking

Also, I see you T, trying to comfort him. You won’t corrupt him into thinking shondo’s a bitch. I won’t allow it!
That also counts as @‘ing her too im pretty sure.

>>73897082
Maybe I am? Ever think of that, buster?

>>73897435
oh ok, sorry sir. dont mind me then

>>73897310
No I want her to leash me

>>73897347
i'm with shondo on all that stuff, i just get where he's coming from, and you can disable @s

>>73897514
you don't get shit, you only give her money and she gets to ignore you since you're worthless. That's how this works.

>>73897545
>you can disable @s
huh, no shit? looks like i have some spamming to do, if that’s true.

>>73897635
click on the names at the top when you go to reply and make sure to save

>>73897291
we knew dewd

what if the alt is her findomme account

>>73897991
Is it really wrong to express myself
I just want to tear them up

Shondo has no alts

I've done nothing but masturbate the entire day. My horny levels were off the charts.

Thats something you should be telling shondo, not us

>>73898872
what did you nut to? it's been gooning to elfs for a few days now

>>73897347
she said you should @ her

>>73898872
Imagine if that sexual energy went into something useful
Or at least cute and funny

https://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY?si=C27e5klwrme0PxRa
Supermarket Simulator had such a banger playlist :syadouwiggly

Shondo will return this Sunday

>>73900274
she's not coming back

>>73900274
She's taking the time off to devote herself to Bible study, she won't be streaming on the Sabbath anymore.

>>73900274
Im glad she could get her streaming setup shipped to Paris

Shes not coming back until everyone collectively behaves (never)

>>73898969
Started a random koikatsu playthrough. Just shondos, of all sizes and all likes girls. Different personalities too, to avoid the same voice. Busted way too many times.

imn not comingn back

sorry about that someone got onto my keyboard somehow

how did you like the new goodnight moon video shondo? i think it was really nice, but i couldnt stop staring at her cleavage

>>73900316
>>73900421
She told me personally, its already confirmed

I fucking hate you shondo, you left me when i needed you the most, literally get a lobotomy or something, I'm done with online women

>>73901444
she told me in dm's that she's not coming back from paris for another week at least

>>73901548
when the mentally ill adult woman told you she was your wife you believed her?

>>73901548
>when I needed you most
those chat reads do a lot for ya huh?

>>73901548
based

>>73901548
you could make your own shondo AI then she would actually be your daughter wife

>>73902294
you could make her straight too

>>73901548
preach
im a battered househusband though so i wont go anywhere

>>73902402
just like the real thing

>>73902793
suuure...

>>73902820
let him cope, he'll accept her bisexuality eventually

>>73901548
lol irl fuck off now :)

>>73890857
This is amazing ToT

https://vocaroo.com/14AfxB0wUUTr

was she really nervous about people see her hands? seems like it was kinda late to worry about that, unless she was doing a Sseth cosplay.

>>73903121
she isnt bisexual she is gay

>>73904218
how sure are you?
;)

find something new please

>>73903917
she seemed very happy and confident in the handcam streams but maybe the couple of screenshots of her wrists got her down

do you think if Shondo saw a spider in the corner of her bedroom or in the bathroom she would leave him be and feed him bugs and they’d cultivate a nice little friendship

but her wrists like that is hot and cool and sexy

>>73895442
Nah

>>73904389
she’s cold-blooded

don’t fucking sexualize her sh scars
they’re a part of her, so i love them as much as i love the rest of her, but sexualizing them is fucked.

how big do spiders get in UK?
i mostly get 2 types in my room, the thicc ones which are just a few centimeters across and then the lanky fuckers which get a lot bigger

i would sexualise them like every other part of her

you’d sexualize the chest tumor?

actually wait, she said she had a slightly collapsed sternum so wouldnt the chest bump have evened it out?

>>73903427
Fucking kek

>>73904842
i love her too much. every cm is sexy. it's not a fetish thing, it's like when she says she thinks fucked up men are hot. i like her scars and she should too. they're cool and cute and they're my wife's.

When I initially said I wanted to lick her wrists i said it because of them being covered by ribbons 24/7, not because of her scars(this happened months ago)

>>73905265
it just implies that they’re attractive so more of them would make her more attractive, so she should cut more. you have to word things carefully when speaking to the mentally ill.

hey im ok with her cutting me if it means i can cut her alright

i don’t like permanent ryona like that
and she’s obviously self-conscious about them or else she wouldn’t wear long sleeves all the time

she wears long sleeves cause she's cold

and you believed that, anon?
next you’ll tell me she’s actually “powdering” her “nose” when she takes a break.
get a grip, shogga

>>73906340
>next you’ll tell me she’s actually “powdering” her “nose” when she takes a break
Nta, well what else could it mean?

She does powder her nose

That little oinker of hers needs constant powdering.

i hide my scars because i don't want other people seeing them because they can't handle it, it's not that i'm self conscious it's good manners so that doesn't mean anything, but knowing her she probably is self conscious about them

I’m going to sexualize Shondo’s feet

can’t believe some of you still believe the nose powdering rrat. how clueless can you be?

also, shogga you still walk around with your face uncovered, but no one wants to see that. not very good manners after all, huh?

Im going to beat my meat as shondo is sexualized by bbc just like Pettan drew
Captcha: P00N

borin ahh thread
no shit she not /here/ when y’all this uninterestin

if you want it to be more interesting shondo then you need to start a new anti rrat

https://youtu.be/bnn3h4lfXcg?si=FT_5_bfuRkM8vByQ
i love 3d streams and see how she moves. its so cute, especially her hands when she goes “uh oh got too silly again”. really want to see her live and on stage acting silly. i love her so much it hurts :(

>picrel: shondo right now, probably

>>73905525
i just didn't want her to be ashamed about sh old or recent, but true saying it like that isn't right

>>73909324
i agree with you, and i’m glad i got my point across. she shouldn’t be ashamed of them, at the very least not with people who love her. of course it’s impossible to keep 99% of content from leaking out to anti’s, so there’s no easy answer except to keep doing what she’s been doing.
i would like another hand stream, eventually though.

>>73895442
make that in koikatsu yourself you lazy fuck

>>73896536
some newfag sent her an email about the very secret dox info he found

I haven't been taking my schizophrenia meds and the shondo emotes are moving and talking to me. Should I go back to taking them? They tell me not to

>>73910540
and she STILL hasn’t responded :(
i even found the family’s facebooks (not much there really)
idk maybe oldfags already knew about all of that and she just doesn’t care?

>>73910829
some people claim to know her full name
if true they definitely found this shit
i also don't think she will check her email until she returns

found her
can't believe she is actually doing porn

>>73911340
Shadow mama finally convinced her

>no fringe
>school uniform
not even tryin’ m8

>>73911181
yeah, i just figured she would be more cautious when it came to family. i hope she’s joking about being ok getting kidnapped. otherwise. i don’t know how i’ll get her through customs.

>73911340
she could earn more many selling feet pics in dms than doing actual porn

>>73911340
>STUDIO
ITS REAL! INSANECAT

tbqh I in that situation I would rather buy new face pics than feet pics

>paying for women
bet you cucks are subscribed to her too? tip her a dono and gift a sub?
pathetic

>>73911885
there's a reason stripperposting caught on

>>73911885
yeah :)
i will marry her some day so its ok

>>73911885
>watching twitch streams for women
go to a klub and get laid loser

>>73910829
Damn i must suck at looking for things then
I'll try looking again later

being a husband is free and she doesnt have favourites so you’re just throwing money at her for…what?

>>73912096
follow the ballons…

>nigger tries to understand altruism

;)

the mass exodus begins

exodus of what
SEA gifted subs?
she already got like £1000 in direct donations

>>73912615
weeding out the gift subbers
investing in the loyal sugar daddies
all according to keikaku

SadCat i won't be able to syadouLove or syadouPray for her soon enough

>>73901548
based if true
we put up with a lot of shit from her, no DMs, no replies, no nothing and now no streams for who knows how long? you're justified in leaving

>>73901548
You chose the wrong online woman. Never seek out the menhera when you yourself are mentally ill.

She's made me more mentally ill than I was before(by a lot)
I don't regret anything, i love my wife and I'll be here forever and then some

>>73912615
Will you resub if it runs out before she comes back? I don't watch other streamers on twitch so I don't really need the emotes and anniversaries without her don't feel right.

shonthighs

I can't stop thinking about soapy shondo... I'm cooked

thankie time is going to go away after the hiatus
feels bad

>>73895002
>men need to be stronger
I agree with this but it doesn't change the fact that Shondo needs to be a better wife. Sometimes she doesn't do anything for us for over 40 days, you realize this right? Regular streaming is allegedly "fun" for Shondo so she doesn't do it for us, she does it for herself as a hobby and to earn our money. If you really want to push it you could argue that her live ASMR is to comfort us emotionally, even though she admitted that she knows not everyone likes ASMR or gets tingles. So thats what once every 2 weeks assuming no internet issues/emergencies? Shit tier wife. Just treat her like a disposable stripper.

>>73915239
feels good, took too much time out of potential zatsu or game

>>73915545
theres a bunch of zatsu between thanks and it adds new zatsu as well
maybe she could cut down on the kiss total and add a big set of kisses for everyone after everyone gets thanked

>>73915239
>thankie time is going to go away after the hiatus
It won't. Screenshot this post.

i love my wife

>>73915439
The best post ITT was mine.

>>73916223
sex

>>73915439
bad post

>>73916431
Cute

>>73914355
I actually resubbed during this break. I see it as an act of loyalty, like even though she's gone i'm still waiting for her. As for emotes, I think it's only appropriate to use them very sparsely in barbie streams (since they're her close friends) or just whenever they bring up Shondo (Vivi talked about Shondo yesterday). Anniversary message I skipped entirely because there was no point. She's not going to see it.

>>73890314
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/44300758

just 2 more weeks

>no stressful anything
>Shondo doesn't fix her sleep schedule
This damn brat! All she has to do is force herself to sit with her eyes closed in bed at around 1AM. Repeat a few nights until brain learns to K.O. itself out of boredom.

Someone should gift total_groomer_death a sub.

>>73917660
Dunno if it's different for men and women, but I can't fall asleep if I am not physically tired. If I have a day off and play games all day long, I will fall asleep at 5am at worst.

>hurrhurr my funny alt name didn't get noticed
>hurrhurr someone point out my funny alt name please

Embarrassing.

>>73917660
that's not how it works.

>>73918234
that's not a man/woman thing. it's a you thing.

>>73905525
>it just implies that they’re attractive so more of them would make her more attractive
You can apply this anything. I find her thiness attractive, according to you this means she should starve herself more to be more attractive. Lol.
You should get that checked out.

>>73917502
stealthy anal

>>73919617
you're gay

my wife left me and took the kids, what do I do now?

>>73885617
Hi Anon, if your problem is being unable to select NSFW you just need to change your Pixiv language to Japanese while filing the request.

you leave the thread, Fleace.

>>73919807
alcohol

just had some ironic thoughts about going to sleep and waking up with her
now i am sad because i will wake up with no coconut scent or puddle of shondrool
i love her so much it hurts uuuuuuu please come back to me shondo......

Lurk you are quite honestly one of the freaks she wants to get the fuck away from. What a hell.

mai waifu

>>71136158

>>73920788
I would be fine with 3 months. I'll still be here waiting for her.