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Wild Ride Edition

Last thread: >>73845622
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.73894536
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>>73894501
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>73894397
That shit was lit and you know it!

>> No.73894675

Mama I'm kinda sick please don't stream for 7 hours again

>> No.73894695

>>73894536
amen
>>73893903 (me)
>>73894079
found it: gitei otoshi (trap: younger brother in law) - it's a series and the specific pic is from the second book (?)

>> No.73894705

>>73894620
wowednesday was better

>> No.73894742
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73894742

>>73894501
SHINRI HUGS

>> No.73894749
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>>73894501
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>> No.73894761

>>73894620
Not more lit than Magnoir's contracts

>> No.73894793
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73894793

>>73894536
amen

>> No.73894803

>>73894705
I miss Pvpcontent... That moment when he walked over the horizon to kill them in front of the big city was pure kino

>> No.73894836
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>>73894536
Amen.

>> No.73894883

>>73894620
It really wasn't, the only good one was one that clock couldn't join

>> No.73894905

>>73894620
Kronii probably disagrees now that she's not making as much money. Vtubers can't survive off just being funny or entertaining sadly, they NEED the parasocials to survive.

>> No.73894942

>>73894761
Well, Magnoir lit them for a reason

>>73894883
no, the Gun streams were great!

>> No.73895009

>>73894905
being fun and entertaining would certainly help though

>> No.73895035
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73895035

>>73894742
hot

>> No.73895120
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>>73894536
Amen

>> No.73895166

>>73894942
You won't find kindled spirits in this thread, shoo

>> No.73895370
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I'm so happy to have Shinri in my life. I know he would never hurt me.

>> No.73895476

>>73894803
idr which one it was but when they went to go fight a big dragon and seeing the players march down the hill then come running back being chased by the dragon was my favorite

>> No.73895591
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I WILL marry Flayon, breed with him and have kids that have all my good genes to compensate for his fucked up ones

>> No.73895744

>>73894267
I was hoping for the opposite since Bettel gets easily sucked in by stronger personalities. Hence why he got pulled in by self-centered Magni and still likes that retard Kuro. But Ruze is too hyper aware to really use his influence on others unless it’s for homestuck

>> No.73895830

>>73895591
i wrote this

>> No.73895894

>>73895744
Yeah, Ruze is too kind and the sort of person that affirms that others don't do things just because of him

>> No.73895937
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>>73895591
this except i will give our child my most fucked up genes and combined with his fucked up genes, we will create the greatest holostar yet

>> No.73895940

>>73895591
based eugenics

>> No.73896083

>>73895937
kek this is just evil

>> No.73896318

>>73895937
There's no doubt your child will be the most menhera of all times, might even beat chrischan

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>> No.73896583

>>73895591
Flayon needs to be bread

>> No.73896684

>>73896583
>bread
you are FAT anon

>> No.73896727

>>73896684
Rye bread isn't that fattening

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>>73896583
>>73896684
>>73896727
yes

>> No.73897323

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDatp3GDny4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDatp3GDny4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDatp3GDny4

>> No.73897332

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDatp3GDny4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDatp3GDny4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDatp3GDny4

>> No.73897646

Shinri's car is too old

>> No.73897769

I've heard him say koinichiwa so many times that I keep blanking on what the actual word is

>> No.73897823

>packrat mama with inventory trauma
just like the tarkov backpack arc kek

>> No.73897867

i wrote goldbullet assassinating JFK https://rentry.org/akpuyqdd

>> No.73897871

>>73896583
sure. flayon can be a donut

>> No.73897945

>>73897769
kroniichiwa... oh wait

>> No.73897964

>>73897871
i’m going to cream cheese my ham all over his boy bagel

>> No.73898128

>>73897964
why did this make me hungry kek

>> No.73898272

in this game you can _pet your car

>> No.73898486
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I MISS LEADER. BLUE FUCK DOKO???

>> No.73898502
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>>73897867
Why is this kinda good

>> No.73898566

will shinri ever put that fish down

>> No.73898605
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>>73898486
I was about to uuuu as well, we are connected
it’s probably gonna be an off week so he can rest now that he is back home

>> No.73898611

>>73897867
Interesting, some typos, but interesting

>> No.73898762

>>73898486
Busy sleeping

>> No.73898779

>>73898566
you can't just ask people that

>> No.73898807

>>73898486
>>73898605
He’s the canary in the mine for how cripplingly depressed Flay and Shinri will be when they go home too

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>>73898566
never, he's gonna hug that thing until he loses his little hat just like it did irl
I wish he'd stop using that toggle every single stream as well, I miss him being closer

>> No.73899027

>>73898566
He's too embarrassed to admit it but he accidentally superglued it on

>> No.73899053

>i swear to god, if there’s a tourist here-
kek

>> No.73899413

>>73898502
thanks chu
>>73898611
my apologies, shouldn't be doing this so late desu

>> No.73900575

https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1780774234924761383
>altare and bettel not joining
Why do they hate holostars

>> No.73900600

>shinri talking about every part being old but useable
>punikar grilled to a crisp carrying mama out of his loot goblin grave at the 11th hour
>gets a whole new set of parts repairs
equivalent exchange

>> No.73900646

>>73900575
You can always count on Axel, even if he's completely dead tired

>> No.73900687

>>73900575
>travelling to elysium hort
>travelling to japan hort

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>>73900575
imageboard btw

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>shrimp check

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>>73900575
>>73900748
Axel did enjoy the game so makes sense. I was surprised when he wasn't in the first tweet

>> No.73901000

>>73900575
Bettel is traveling back and will probably have to set his computer again, Altare has no excuses

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>>73900600
>every part being old but useable
What parts...

>> No.73901079

>>73900575
At least Bettel participated in the Amogus and party animals collab some time ago, unlike Altare

>> No.73901147

>>73900858
As is usually the case with him, he probably had no idea this was happening, or they had someone else already (Altare) and Axel was called as a backup

>> No.73901256

>>73901147
Axel did say in his return stream that he was going to join iirc

>> No.73901261

>>73901022
watch streams of currently active talents

>> No.73901349

>>73901079
>amongus
Altare was literally on the plane to Japan the day that aired, he begged in the discord to reschedule but got drowned out

>> No.73901398

>>73901261
nta but some magni images are really good, they shouldn't be banned entirely

>> No.73901410
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Are we back to Altare hates Armis posting

>> No.73901515

>>73901079
>Trying to throw Altare under the bus to try and gain Bettel some favor
Not a good look sis

>> No.73901549

>Altare is joining Armis

>> No.73901631

we hate regis altare

>> No.73901683
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https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1780777725088972811
RUZE HATES ARMIS

>> No.73901798

RUZE ON THE BLOCKY TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCqRaMtnPdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCqRaMtnPdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCqRaMtnPdk

>> No.73901853

we hate hate HATE regis altare

>> No.73901942

we hate crimzon ruze

>> No.73902118

>>73901549
>axel is the last of HQ
>years go by
>the axelotls watch on as their leader sheds tears for his fallen brothers
>a young axelotl looks around confused
>an older one place his paw(?) on the younger one "axel...had a hard life"

>> No.73902126

HE LOOKED AWAY FIRST FUCKING LOSER

>> No.73902276

>>73902118
wheres that one greentext of axel going insane after being the last of HQ and fucks some magni puppet

>> No.73902291

He keeps edging the ruzaders...

>> No.73902686

Man I already forgot about that stupid collab

>> No.73902719

Ruze wants to get into Stardew Valley...
Someone clip it so Shinri can see it and drag him in, for fuck's sake. Co-op would be enough for me.

>> No.73902763

>>73902276
idk but please post it if you ever find it

>> No.73902783

wtf was that cute sound

>> No.73902875
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>>73902719
leaving hakkers out of it when he was the one to start playing it...

>> No.73902924

>>73901683
This handicap leaves them closer to the same level at least. Maybe tempus won't get absolutely trounced this time.

>> No.73902936

>>73902719
Shinri said he wanted to first play on his own before trying multiplayer with the boys

>> No.73903000

>>73902276
>>73902763
>the year is 2025
>after Rikka got charged with murdering Shien for insurance money during their honeymoon, and Fuma was declared to be legally a raccoon, Axel is the last Stars talent left
>his only collab partners are two puppets and Jerry's bastard child he calls Leo
>a series of scandals got Holostars blacklisted industry-wide, so that's the only Leo he can stream with anymore
>the first puppet is of Altare, Axel talks about building the big chree to it all the time
>the real Altare left years ago after the court found his brain to be underdeveloped and forced him to go through kindergarten again
>the second puppet is of Magni, but that one rarely shows up anymore after Axel accidentally ripped a hole in it and fucked it during a handcam stream
>Axel never forgave Magni for choosing Rio over him
>despite his dire situation, Axel's streams are doing pretty well
>the chat is very supportive and always joins him in chanting "dik n balls" and "ayo what's up guys"
>some don't have the heart to tell him the truth, others have lost their sanity long ago just like Axel
>during his rare lucid moments he wonders to himself, "When did it all go so wrong?"
>"Was it when Miyabi was never heard of from again after being lured into a gym? Was it when Vesper's racist rant about how he wishes all of Japan had but a single throat so he could cut it made it onto national news? Was it Goldbullet accidentally raping Jurard during a charity cook-off?"
>such thoughts fade away quickly once Axel realizes Gorimane must have messed with his medication again and he needs to stop taking it for while

>> No.73903015

>>73902875
I would be expecting a hopcon of some sort.
>>73902936
And hasn't it been long enough? Maybe after the first two years, which could take ages.

>> No.73903129

>>73902936
I think he should play with Ruze and Ruze should steal Abigail from him and breed her full of many children while Shinri is forced to watch

>> No.73903194

>>73903000
bless your good soul

>> No.73903211

>>73903015
>hasn't it been long enough
He started a new playthrough with the 1.6 update, he's only mid-summer of his first year for now. I think he wants to complete a full year on his own

>> No.73903255

>>73903129
>ruze
>breeding
He’s gonna autismo on the community hall and all the other development shit the thread cries about Shinri neglecting to go eat girldinner rocks in the paddock

>> No.73903301

>>73903129
Counterargument: I think he would like Leah more.

>> No.73903307

>>73903129
Ruze wouldn't touch any of the marriage candidates, at most he would be roomies with Crobus

>> No.73903321

>>73903129
Ruze seems like the type of guy that would marry Penny, specially with her being a trailer girl

>> No.73903354

>>73903000
>2025
Gonna be a wild eight months LET'S GOOOO

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>>73903000
big chree? more like big THREE

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>>73903255
He already knocked Jurard up twice with the rest of Armis, so...

>> No.73903570

>>73903483
That’s Jurard, he’s OUR whore, good for nothing but selling his holes. Ruze isn’t interested in any ordinary slut off the NPC list.

>> No.73903627

>>73903255
Do you think he would neglect farming and just stick to the mines and foraging? He'd probably be quick friends with Linus.

>> No.73903674

>>73903627
He said he only spent time in the dungeon when he has tried to play it

>> No.73903728

Ruze's japanese holy kek

>> No.73903766

>>73903000
>Was it Goldbullet accidentally raping Jurard during a charity cook-off?"
Nice addition there!

>> No.73903873

>>73903766
Just copy pasted the most recent entry in the archives I could find without checking it, kek. Whenever I can’t remember how it goes I just search “Shien Axel” because its one of the unique duos.

>> No.73903957

Suddenly, I need him to find diamonds within ten minutes. I can't do that again.

>> No.73903973

Ruze doesn't get that he has yumes that love Azure

>> No.73904006
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yeah?

>> No.73904016

Azure Ruze my forbidden love...

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>>73903873

>> No.73904061

>>73904006
No wonder he's spending so much time with Shinri in Japan...

>> No.73904112

I'm going to strangle his main financial benefactor at this point.

>> No.73904182

If there was an e-boy in me, I have killed him a long time ago.

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>>73904006

>> No.73904285

NOOOO HE FOUND THEM

>> No.73904304

>>73903873
Speaking of Shien Axel where is the duet cover they promised to Shinove

>> No.73904316

He found them. Thank Yagoo.

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>>73904285

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>>73904006
>>73904277
Hakkamama went to easy on him growing up.

>> No.73904530

I want to yume for him but it feels like the eyes of god are upon me

>> No.73904656

I don't think I'm even capable of yumes at this point. But God help me if I see any of these Ruzaders in public.

>> No.73904676

>>73904530
just do it in private like the other yumefujos. lock your twitter or have a private discord/dms with friends

>> No.73904803
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73904803

uhhhhh, ruzaders?

>> No.73904874

>>73904803
Interesting

>> No.73904876

>>73904803
Do I WANT to know the context?

>> No.73904880

>>73904530
As long as you don't flood their tags and not bother them then whatever. It's not like you're disemboweling someone like Bettel or anything. If you want, just create a new xitter acct to isolate your yume activities.

>> No.73904992

>>73904803
I'm in the stream and I don't even know what this is referring to.

>> No.73905001

>>73904803
Me no andastand... but I think jpruzader needs to take their meds.

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73905029

>>73904876
kinda seems like they might be apologizing for being into azure and asking him to turn a blind eye?

>> No.73905208

>>73904676
>>73904880
I do, but even in private it feels wrong given how much he opposes bfe

>> No.73905214

>>73904530
>>73904803
>>73905029
Be like this one, I suppose.

>> No.73905225

I'm passing out pls (You) me if azuruze happens

>> No.73905226

>>73904803
>>73905029
Whenever I try to write superchats this is how it always ends up sounding so that's why I only gift memberships

>> No.73905299

Ruze you have no fucking idea....

>> No.73905339

Can't watch the stream, and I'm now scared to watch the VOD.

>> No.73905381

Oh, this Minecraft stream is going to be absolute bonkers. The bats and the sculk sensors are going to obliterate him.

>> No.73905475

>>73905208
Listen, he's stepping as close to the audience fanservice as he can. He does ASMR directional mic in his own style. He does Azure performances and knows they'll be appreciated, both on streams and in karaoke. He plays the tsundere card, knowing that half of that is the dere, and that's often the point for the audience, to get that love out of somebody with a tough exterior. He's been online performing for a long time and he knows how it works. He's not gonna crucify you for anything as long as you don't drag it up and put it on his feet like a cat bringing in a headless rat off the street. Just have fun by yourself.

>> No.73905480

Ruze should play that cute japanese game

>> No.73905523

I like when the chat forces him to read japanese

>> No.73905568

>MINNA GAY

>> No.73905647

>>73904803
It sounds like they're rooting for him to do his best and asking him to overlook their worrying about him because they know he's kind and they're trying to keep it to a minimum, and even if he has to take a break the Ruzaders will be nearby and flock back when they hear his voice again. PS fuck you

>> No.73905687
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RABU

>> No.73905690

>>73905475
>He's not gonna crucify you for anything
Shit, there goes my Reader/Ruze as Pontius Pilate/Jesus Christ AU fanfiction.

>> No.73905721

Ruze just done screwed himself over.
The plot writes itself.

>> No.73905945

>>73905475
Thanks for having a rational mind
>>73905690
>iwn get a Judas kiss from Ruze
damn

>> No.73905996
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>>73903354
There's no way 2025 is that soo-
>https://youtu.be/K1d7yLaAfO8

>> No.73906143
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>>73905996

>> No.73906162

>>73905996
StarsEN is gonna be 2 years old in 3 months

>> No.73906200

>>73905996
great music choice
really fits this year

>> No.73906230

Tavism...

>> No.73906266

>>73905945
Same to you, having a certain level of concern/guilt over using his image like that means you care. Some yumefujos really take their "crumbs" too far, but I'd encourage you to take the ones that he's dropping and just be smart about your public opsec with it.

>> No.73906432
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73906432

https://twitter.com/tahraart/status/1780687981332021449

>> No.73906593

please die

>> No.73906627

>>73906432
Lit.

>> No.73906714

>>73906432
The road trip really changed the koipanion's outlook on life...

>> No.73906756

>didn't take a hit to the zombie child
RUZE IS THE GREATEST HOLOSTARS EN TO EVER LIVE

>> No.73906879

Shinri WOULD kill himself for weird flowers.

>> No.73907411

>>73906432
uggo

>> No.73907434 [SPOILER] 
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Piss?

>> No.73907512 [SPOILER] 
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>>73907434
Pee.

>> No.73907662
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>>73906162
Where did time go…it’s been a ride

>> No.73908010

Ruze you are definitely on a spectrum

>> No.73908045

>>73908010
The spectrum of the idol experience, he is.

>> No.73908198
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>>73907662
The time has just flown by...

>> No.73908352

>>73906162
im about to blog but it feels good to see how far both I and the boys have gone in that time. Was in college with a meme degree no income. Now I am employed with a good job able to member and occasionally supa without a problem

>> No.73908449

I've actually never seen a Godzilla movie before, so I'm gonna try to stay up for banchou's stream. I'm not usually a fan of watchalongs, but I really liked his Blair Witch one.

>> No.73908485
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>>73908352

>> No.73908659

It's always a good time when I can drink the tears of an Azure enjoyer.

>> No.73908715
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73908715

He almost said "Crimzon dela Ruze"...That Filipino beam really is just too powerful

>> No.73908737

RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD

>> No.73908915

>"In the game of friendship poker, Ruze always wins~!!"
wdhmbt?

>> No.73908961

Ruzussy...

>> No.73909016

>flashbanged by Ruzussy

>> No.73909064
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>>73908715
They won.

>> No.73909211

>I must have had my mouth around (...) Jurard

>> No.73909222

>>73908352
Awww, good for you anon! chu-~

>> No.73909235

Jurard caught stupidity from Ruze...no...

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>>73909422
KEK

>> No.73909541

>>73909422
>>73909507
H-hakka...?

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>>73909507
hmm

>> No.73909678

>>73909589
GIWTWM

>> No.73909725

Prostate exam with the boys

>> No.73909756

>>73909589
Well, well and here I thought he would be on the receiving end

>> No.73909758
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73909758

Jurard's membership watchalong of Shin Gojira is starting soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWAihlBKd5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWAihlBKd5c
https://om3tcw(period)com/r/mag

>> No.73909791

I wonder if Shikamane made that line up just for him...

>> No.73909814

>>73909507
>You speak a lot of shit for someone in the cumshot distance
Axel Syrios 2023
Hakka truly is an axelotl

>> No.73909874

Jealous dino...

>> No.73910012
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>>73909568
This fucking face kek

>> No.73910040
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>>73909758
the sorawrity didn't give me a movie ticket

>> No.73910130

The Godzilla lore

>> No.73910250

Who the fuck is this Kyousha? His name sounds familiar.

>> No.73910309

RUZADER SHADOW JUMPSCARE(S)

>> No.73910332

I love the noises, sounds cute

>> No.73910404

AIIEEEE IT CRAWLED INSIDE HAKKA'S COLON

>> No.73910772
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>says he'll make a beheading sacrifice the perk to his highest joke tier
>someone immediately upgrades to it
SASUGA

>> No.73910788

The power of these people. They really said: "I'm going to pay for you to kill me in Minecraft."

>> No.73910989

>>73910788
I mean, that's basically what Jurard's top tier is as well, and people keep signing up for that too, so...

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>>73894675
You got your wish

>> No.73911200

>shinri raids in and the kois gets to see ruzader slaughter
kek

>> No.73911364

>Ruze is a furry.

>> No.73911378

Ruze, you must save him from South Elysium...

>> No.73911466

>You're all furries
I've never been so insulted

>> No.73911551

>the old testament was about how everyone was secretly a furry

>> No.73911582

>sey sho mah roo
my midwest oshi...

>> No.73912106

>Godzilla be like "Nah, emma do my own thing"

>> No.73912221

help the godzilla lore is frying my brain

>> No.73912386

>>73910788
>>73910989
Jurard/Ruze mass grave Minecraft collab WHEN

>> No.73912393

does anybody know the name of jurard's piano bgm?

>> No.73912568

>jurard promoting piracy
BASED

>> No.73912584

Ruze is so abnormal holy shit

>> No.73912586

>sweet corn flavored fries
Science has gone TOO FAR

>> No.73912612

banchou winks TSKR

>> No.73912748

AN HOUR OF YAPPIN

>> No.73912776

Ruze commenting on Octavio's nature in anyway always gets me

>> No.73912821

>Ruze of all people
>Normalfag
kek

>> No.73912834

>"Jurard likes fucking sports!"

>> No.73912846

Ruze is not like other girls

>> No.73912844

he's getting so tilted, fucking kek

>> No.73912849

>>73912748
Too much Godzilla lore to share, please understand

>> No.73912877

I did a flip like banchou asked and now I'm pregnant

>> No.73913039

Goji kino time

>> No.73913055

I can't believe these folks managed to offend him with the normie allegations.

>> No.73913071

Ruze is really going off

>> No.73913140

He's so fucking mad kek

>> No.73913163

He's such a quirked up white boy

>> No.73913164

>>73913055
>>73913071
>>73913140
Some good shit here!

>> No.73913215

Guys, how normal is Tempus?

>> No.73913253

It's funny that he's so mad cause he's pretty normie tier, honestly.

>> No.73913310

>from now on i'll drop hard r's
RUZE NO

>> No.73913322

He is fixated on the fujobaiting thing

>> No.73913336

Him and Shinri are the most 'normal' apparently.
Yeah, the hyperfixated worldbuilder and the monsterfucker are the most normal.

>> No.73913380

>>73913215
HQ was everyone thinking they were normal when all of them were a different flavor of weird. VG was all of them thinking they are the weird one in a group of normies

>> No.73913388

>>73913336
Correction: Lore-obsessed monsterfucker.

>> No.73913413

>Ruze, the literal straight guy in every collab
>thinks he's not normie
heh

>> No.73913452

>>73913253
Altare and Bettel are the pinnacle of normie, but Ruze isn't that far behind, honestly.

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YOU ARE MY DREAM

>> No.73913513

>>73913215
I mean, they willingly participate in League of Legends.

>> No.73913584

>>73913336
How are we even defining normal? Able to focus enough to execute plans? Tard wrangling skill? I'd consider Bettel the most normie as the random white dude that stumbled in via his weeb twin.

>> No.73913616

In all honestly, if you say you aren't normal you probably are normal. Especially if you get offended when you are called normal kek

>> No.73913664

>>73913584
not moaning on stream

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>>73913380
>VG was all of them thinking they are the weird one in a group of normalfags

>> No.73913688

>>73913616
With my assumptions about his past, he has reasons to get tilted about being called normal. I'm not as tilted because I hide it pretty well.

>> No.73913781

Danm, poor Vesper, thats a double wammy

>> No.73913819

>>73913664
Jurard is an admitted normie and he does that all the time.

>> No.73913848

I don't think Jurard knows that all the bureaucracy talk is what Shin Gojira is about.

>> No.73913905

I really want to larp

>> No.73913929

Larping sounds fun.

>> No.73913968

>"I thought he'd be bigger"

>> No.73913992

The only LARPer I knew was smart, fit, socially competent, and could totally pass for a normie if you never brought up anime/vidya to him. And hot. That shit should be illegal.

>> No.73914000

https://x.com/kismetnightgale/status/1780795061585780849?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ
I still can’t get over Shinri’s pure confusion during all of this kek

>> No.73914070

oh jurard, baby, you picked quite literally the worst goji film if you hate the humans yapping

>> No.73914089

>>73913664
So the binary is normies and whores?

>> No.73914097

Ruze and Axel should throw down

>> No.73914185

>>73914000
I'm proud that one of Altare's pranks actually landed.

>> No.73914244

>ruze unintentionally baiting upgrades twice in one stream
its cute because i can tell he doesn't expect people to jump to the bait or support him, its purely a joke. all of armis is still kind of indie-brained in that way

>> No.73914251

>>73914000
not in the clip but the way he first read the sign, paused, and then immediately went back home to store his items was pretty great

>> No.73914315

>"NOW something's happening!"
>"No, they're still talking."

>> No.73914392

Lol, his tiny little baby hands

>> No.73914462
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>2 pauses already
>constant complaining about the talking
oh yeah this is gonna be rough, but i'm here for it.

>> No.73914461

something about the creature noises scratches a part of my brain in a pleasant way

>> No.73914463

>missed the goji talk
FUCK

>> No.73914473

it really does look like a little kitty cat thing

>> No.73914542
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He's shitting in his bath again...
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1780828030761594956

>> No.73914614

>>73914097
Axel's winning and I'm saying this as a Ruzader.

>> No.73914620
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>>73914542
he's not showing us because he KNOWS the scatkkitos want shit water

>> No.73914640

>>73914462
is he watching on some seedy site with ads or something, what's with the pauses

>> No.73914692

>>73914640
he said they were quick meetings. dunno if jk or not

>> No.73914935

Puzzle time, too broke for Banchou menshi watchalong edition:
https://jiggie.fun/BEMT5i

>> No.73915206

>>73906162
nice. i should have gotten my degree two years ago but i'm still here. all i have are the boys

>> No.73915232

>>73913688
Ok now I'm curious. What do you know?

>> No.73915366

Let's go eigo jouzu lady

>> No.73915417

>>73903766
kek there is no such thing as accidental raping. that shit doesn't insert itself to holes on its own

>> No.73915481

>>73915417
You've never actually tripped onto your homie's exposed erect cock? No homo

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>>73914070
i'm already feeling like tapping out

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>>73915417
tell Altare that

>> No.73915506

erm.... thats a problematic accent banchou....

>> No.73915584
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NOOOOOOOOOOO WE FUCKED IT UP

>> No.73915599

isnt that dude a kamen rider

>> No.73915652

>>73915584
some of them figuring out better ways to get ruze's goat is only rising the escalation of the dispute

>> No.73915679

>he looks like a ballsack but it's fine
Jurard should stop hanging out with Hakka

>> No.73915725

>>73915584
he's still sulking lmao

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>>73915679

>> No.73915927

>>73915506
i mean, what is jurard if not problematic

>> No.73916088

He's even randomly bringing up The Rumbling, he and Hakka truly do have the same brain sometimes...

>> No.73916095

>>73915584
>ruze gets called normie
>copes and sneeds
>vesper gets called normie
>has a cackle
Are we sure he's the buttbaby?

>> No.73916303

>>73916095
Ruze has been exposed to a larger audience where people don't think having hobbies is weird and he is having a culture shock. He clearly thinks a young man should be into sports and horny things, not into reading and fantasy

>> No.73916375

>>73916095
I think he's lower key happy that chat finally played a more challenging card he can get his metaphorical fists raised for

>> No.73916419

>>73916095
>>73916303
based on some lore he's dropped about growing up in shitsville nowhere, not having a great time amongst the normies, leaving, and then coming back to find most of them peaked in high school and turned to drugs or alcohol in adult age... yeah. he's probably got a pretty SPORTSBALL beer with the boys view of being normal in real life, instead of the vtubing equivalent of "clean language, nice interests, not a degen coomer". Makes sense he'd cite Jurard having friends and going to the gym being normie.

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>>73904006
>>73904277
>Hakka is a hagenjoyer
Very based

>> No.73916713

>>73915232
Like I said, I'm making a lot of assumptions based off of what he's said, but it's heavily implied that he would probably have a diagnosis if he bothered to get one. And as for how that relates to being called normal, he would have tried to pass off as normal at first until he realized that it was pointless and had to unlearn most of it. So really, this would tick him off as he thought he had done a good job of doing the unlearning. AGAIN this is an assumption, but I've yet to see any proof of the contrary.

>> No.73917074

>>73916713
Oh, ok. I think I get it. Thanks.

>> No.73917107

>>73916095
his cattiness comes from mother magni

>> No.73917158

>sees the tail has a mouth
>laughs nervously
he got turned on

>> No.73917334

>>73914000
>take the boat and go five blocks
>literally takes the boat with him
lmao

>> No.73917424

>>73916419
Why do I fucking get it.

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kek
https://twitter.com/miqoua/status/1780831603612381503

>> No.73917805

>>73917730
kek

>> No.73918242
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movie was okay but I don't have the tier to play with later, my fomo...

>> No.73918476

>>73918242
stop being a broke bitch then

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>>73917730
idk how to save emotes in higher resolution T.T

>> No.73918644
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>>73918593
Open in new tab
Replace "=w48-h48-c-k-nd" in the url with "=w0"

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>> No.73918702

>>73918644
thank you anon, chu~!

>> No.73918717
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>>73918476
kys

>> No.73919072

>>73918717
NTA, but get a Job brokeanon!

>> No.73919467

>>73919072
I already do I just like getting gift sniped more

>> No.73919525

>>73919467
banchou would be impressed with your leeching

>> No.73919899

>>73919467
Can you upgrade a gifted member? I dunno since i usually dont get gifted.

>> No.73919952

>>73919899
You can.

>> No.73920143

>>73919525
I can’t help that I keep getting lucky and sorawrity is so generous

>> No.73920666

Dead horas

>> No.73920761

The boys should get more letter emotes
I was looking at Hakka's vod with pirate lad and people were spelling out shit like "LEGAL AGE" with the emotes

>> No.73921142

>>73920761
dude just use your keyboard

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>>73921142
You may as well tell me to just describe reaction images instead of posting them

>> No.73921262

>>73920761
the whole chat filled with GAE cracked me up

>> No.73921407

Skip the catalog
>>73921380
>>73921380

>> No.73921580
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73921580

>>73921407
ty baker chu

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73921714

>>73921407
thank you, baker-chama!

>> No.73921905

>>73910250
>Kyousha
I keep seeing him in his and sometimes Octavio's chats, and yeah, he looks familiar. Who is he?

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