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>Fauna will never call you her princess

fauna is calling you princess.
that's right princess, come home. Let mommy take care of her pretty little princess

I will build Fauna a decent Northern Realms deck if she'd give me sloppy paizuri in return.

>>73901886
so do cats

BEHAVE

am i the only man in this thread? must be...

uhh... might have unwittingly slept for half an hour... mised what happened after she went into the barons wifes room

>>73901978
we're all princesses right now, ask later

>>73901886
My chameleon smells like silkworm

sacrificial rrat

>>73902037
geralt finds evidence of a fight, and an amulet
geralt goes to the pellar who made the amulet
pellar says it was owned by baron's wife to protect her from evil spirits

>>73901954
I have deeply huffed cats on multiple occasions and they don't smell

>>73901978
Wdym every sapling looks like this

>>73902298
I am not Fauna

Fauna!

>>73902298
actually they all look like this

>>73902147
thanks

>>73901915
>>73901920
That's fine I'm not into this

>>73902298
most saplings look like the baron from this quest

>>73902433

>>73902045
Feet

>>73902586
Hey man I'm working on my dad bod.

I took a break, why's the baron going crazy?

SoTC had the best horse controls

>>73902665
you should work on fathering some healthy offspring first

>>73902739
dead babies and liquor

>>73902665
If you have a dad bod and you're not a dad then you're just fat. Sorry sapling

Dang Fauna chill

>>73902755
>>73902861
I heard some girls love dad bods. They'll love me

>Fauna hates domestic abusers
Kinda based

FAUNA WANTS BLOOD

>>73902891
yeah, those girls are their wives

Chat, This is so sad...
Can we get 5 gifted subs in the chat?

>>73902891
Some girls also love tall skinny deadbeat lookin mother fuckers, some love short dudes. Looks don't matter as much as people think.
Hope you have money though

last thread revealed that most of the posters here are tourists that don't even watch Fauna.

bros all i did was get blind drunk for three fucking days straight HOW could she leave me what the FUCk guys?

>>73903083
Hail, I'm adventbab

>>73903083
are you reading off topic shit sappo

>>73903053
All money got me was a bunch of expensive gadgets. I'm still just as alone as when I was a neet.

>>73903083
>most
Most are watching Fauna right now

>>73903238
lol

>Fauna hates men with anger issues
>I have anger issues and a history of fighting in my family
She'd hate me...

>>73903083
Check

>>73903053
Its over

>>73903238
That's the fun part, money isn't the only thing, it just a requirement to even be in the race.

>>73903316
You'll chill out once you have kids. Probably.

i'd rather hit her while she's pregnant than afterwards to set a good example for the kid

>>73903258
even the ones watching right now
>>73903205
>>73903168
I'm talking about the vegan talk and how so many people don't know that she feeds Snail rabbit meat every day.

idk i dont feel that bad for this guy anymore

>>73903452
Have you ever had a nagging bitch wife

>>73903441
She doesn't exploit the rabbits for their meat. Isn't that the distinction?

>>73903490
Yes, and her name was CERES FAUNA

squeeb
fucker stole my jpg

>>73903408
No, i'm genuinely psychotic

fuck i love this part

>>73903521
What if she cheated on you while you were off at war?

>>73903316
Never too late to change

I wanted to mention this with a fresh thread. /uuu/ is playing in the VTLA this weekend on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday's game is against /HiRyS/ at 16:00 UTC, which is the first game of the day. The matches are starting one hour earlier than normal cup time so keep that in mind. The Round 2 opponent will be determined based on the results of Round 1. These are basically a different type of friendlies so I hope to see you there to cheer on /uuu/.

>>73903569
now you're sounding like a dad!

>>73903594
just fuckin divorce her bro

The contrast between cutscene Geralt and Fauna's dialog choices as "Gerald" is hilarious

>>73903613
is this rugby?

>>73903552
kek get owned

>>73903569
Oh ok you should join the military (strategic asshole reserve in wartime) or go to prison before you cause real problems

just wanted to let you guys know your oshi is based as fuck for having a dnd themed birthday set. bought the dice tray on impulse

>>73903664
Look at this little disgusting being

>>73903407
I'd rather hit her womb with my penis while she's pregnant

>>73903730
>on impulse

>>73903664
my wife thinks this thing is cute, what's wrong with her?

WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH?!!

my sides went into orbit when she called it a fucking pug

>>73903441
Is fauna a vegan irl?

Fauna would cast spells to keep her children quiet

that lullaby? for me

>>73903882
As would every parent on this planet if they knew the right incantations

>>73903946
i think the babadook might be the scariest horror movie ever

Hit it with the shovel just to be sure

>>73903995
I heard the babadouk is gay. This true?

why arent people in this world playing the meta strat: still birthing their first child so they can get a free guardian spirit later

She looks even spookier now

>>73903613
Oh cool, thanks for the heads up. Interesting match up

>>73904119
The trauma, probably

i was hoping she would have a normal baby form
cursed to always look like it got hit by the shovel?

What the heck Gerald? Resurrecting ghost baby corpses?

how is babby formed

fuckin glowies

>>73904119
Really really bad things happen to people who try to metagame the spirit world.

>>73904119
does it actually do anything except chill at home and occasionally help you find lost family members? probably not worth the emotional trauma

mfw

>>73904111
Co-opted by the gay community. Don't remember why or when.

>>73903664
She's right this is just a pug

>>73903613
Nice

>>73904212
Made me think of Jews "putting their sin into" chickens and bashing them against the wall to "kill their sin" and trick God.

>>73904119
do you think most people know how to do the proper rituals? and would have the strength of will to go through with it all?

>>73904212
yeah, some fuckin asshole finds an exploit and gets an army of 20 billion departed souls

>>73904265
I'd do it for five bucks

>>73904265
sounds like these people youre imagining are total pussies

>>73904265
literally all geralt did was ask the baby to appear and it did

Stomp a baby/puppy to death but you get to spend an eternity with fauna. Do you do it?

>>73904414
But it was sleeping though

"NEKKERS could be here" he thought. "I've never been in this marsh before. There could be NEKKERS anywhere." The howling wind felt good against his chest. "I HATE NEKKERS" he thought. LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH reverberated throughout the entire swamp, making it pulsate even as the 9 oren golden oriole potion circulated through his blackish-green varicose veins and washed away his (merited) fear of poison. "With Roach, you can go anywhere you want." he said to himself, out loud.

>>73904468
Would fauna know I did it?

>>73904468
this promise is fake because i should have fauna with me by now

>>73904468
I'd do it twice

>>73904468
>>73904502
Important point

>>73904468
If I said yes, fauna would never love me. So there's no point in doing it. But maybe i'm just a coward and this is why i'm a loser

>>73904500
lol

Gran...

>>73904468
>I'm somewhat of an alcoholic
>I can physically stop but want it bad and love drinking, and once I start I don't wanna stop
>would probably be at least tipsy most nights if not blacking out every night if I could afford to
when she said "No more drinking, you hear me?!" to the Baron I felt something, like damn if I just had someone like her in my life I wouldn't need this demon liquor cope life

oh well! cracking a steel reserve

>>73904502
>>73904690
Truth always comes out eventually. I imagine she finds out somewhere down the line but only after what most would consider a lifetime together.

Dea must leave now. Her planet needs her.

>>73904847
get sober for her. you dont need her to directly reaffirm you into doing it. she would be immeasurably proud of you.

>>73904847
I should get into malts. I'm out of drink and now I'm forced to drink water

I want to watch a scary movie with Fauna

>>73904958
Dead baby planet located down the street from gay baby jail

I'm under her spell

>>73904969
that or she would turn into an alcoholic

Tbh I agree with Fauna. Gran looked really fucking old to have popped a baby out
>witch magic

>It's already been nearly 5 hours
sheesh

Has Fauna been streaming for 5 hours?!

>>73905041
Literally me

>>73905088
dea is probably autistic

>>73905109
>>73905097
witcher really is the pokemon streams of 2024

>>73904956
I'll do it. I'll stomp the baby and puppy at the same time in fact.

>>73905005
A 24oz steelie is like $1.19 where I live and three of those at a steady pace will cap your night off easy.

>>73904969
immeasurably proud of a hikki neet alcoholic removing the alcoholic part from his existence

what's the point

>>73905180
she would be proud of you for taking a step in the right direction
she's clearly not a condescending person to think of it in the way you worded it

>>73905180
if you can erase the hikki neet part of it you will become nothing and escape samsara
this is a feature, not a bug

>>73904969
Imagine getting sober and she brings out some beers and talks about how good they taste and pressures you into drinking.
>C'mon, anon, don't you want to have fun with me? Don't be so boring.
>You're more fun when you drink.
>Just one?

>>73905293
why dont any women want to destroy my life...

>>73905344
urgay

>>73905293
id keep my drink uncovered and constantly glance away, maximise her chance to spike my drink

AIN'T EVER SEEN A LADY MOUNT ANYTHING BUT A COCK PROPER

>>73904847
hey dummy, by saying that to the baron she was also saying it to anyone who's watching her that suffers from similar issues. be better.

Between being vegan and refusing to say anything even a little profane I was surprised that Fauna isn't a teetotaler.

is ciri a tomboy

ciri got a long neck

this fat fuck really think a horse can carry him faster than this 120 pound tomboy?

>>73905566
VG LONGNECK

PLAY GWENT

These fauna long streams recently have been so comfy

>>73904956
In that case it's a no on the baby but a yes on the puppy

Baron was a good guy after all

Cuckolded...

Does NTR justify domestic violence /uuu/?

OH NOOOOOOOOOO HE SAID THE WORD

>dead silence upon that line
at least she knows common sense

Rammed in the ass by a horse...

>>73903083
The Proof I am a real Faunatic

man I remember knowing about the Witcher games but having never played them and Witcher 3 wasn't out yet but I was waiting for a prescription flipping through a random gaming magazine in a grocery store and saw this picture of Ciri and was like "yooooooo wtf gender swapped geralt??? genderswapped witcher? who's this hottie"

>>73905529
yeah big time and also briefly a dyke in the books (or at least loses her "virginity" to and gets a rose tattoo on her inner thigh from one)
but depending on player choice offers to take the virginity of a literal neckbeard stable guy later on in the game

>>73905041
This meme hits different now, with how fast AI is moving

>>73905916
Ye

>>73905916
Yes

>>73905680
Baron would kick her ass with the deck she has

>>73905916
French nobleman makes a joke at your expense in front of your wife what do you do

>>73905916
>justify
not really, but very understandable. I wouldnt blame someone for doing it

>>73905916
This woman deserved it

>>73903337
>>73905943
he's got you beat by 2 days

Did the Bloody Baron do anything wrong?

>>73905916
always

>>73905961
>offers to take the virginity of a literal neckbeard stable guy later on in the game
the fuck?

>>73903083
i am only a little babu

>>73906052
Leave the event forthright and send a letter to him the next morn challenging him to a duel

>>73905943
>he membered a whole 2 days after they opened up
ngmi

>>73905916
both are bad but whatever happens first is worse and the second action justifies the first

>Fauna blaming him going to war for the wife cheating
At the end of the day I guess Fauna is still just a woman

>>73906110
https://youtu.be/vdSiSwsVtck?t=74

neckbeard guy and his family save her, gives him his first kiss, then tells him they have time for her to "teach him things"

How did she get pregnant again? Did he rape her?

>>73906277
eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind

luv me gwent
>>73906411
yes

I did not expect discussing the morality of domestic violence and infidelity in my Fauna stream but there's a first for everything

That triple ow in sync with the dashing was cute

>>73906458
welcome to reality, maybe don't start doing bad shit to people

oh what the fuck photo mode

I just got reminded my install of Witcher 3 is the pre-HD update version that apparently ruined performance cause it's a heavily modded version that doesn't run through Steam

5 hour Fauna stream hits so good. Even if I dont like Witcher all that much, this much Faunium is SO WORTH IT

someone make a webm of that ow ow ow

>>73906639
i was indifferent towards witch 3 until this story quest with the baron. it's really interesting.

>>73906731
same desu

I recognize that monster roar, Hellkite Drake from Dark Souls

>>73906731
Tbf I am just super monkey brained and its really hard for me to get into long drawn out stuff like this. Having Fauna's voice on while I do other stuff is just super nice for me and soothes the mind

See he's a good guy just needs a cute daughter to keep him on the straight and narrow

>>73906731
baron storyline is great. I also liked skellige part. DLC stories are great too, but I wouldnt want to force even more witcher streams upon everyone

>>73906731
For one, this whole Baron storyline is arguably the best in the game. But I personally think there's tons of other great shit later as well.

What's absolutely true is Witcher 3 takes fucking forever to get good or at least get its story moving, like it's a 3+ hour fucking tutorial/prologue region level. It's similar to Cyberpunk in that way.

>>73906861
just like me

>>73906861
i would call him a complicated man who's beginning to make amends.

>>73906932
flaws make a good character for a story

>>73906915
Cyberpunk never gets fucking good

oh god i forgot about this fucking guy

It's alive?!

Fuck me I forgot all about the Uma plotline, this game is loooooong

>>73906915
This is why I dropped it personally. I played it for like 4 hours and was still super bored. Had the same issues with Monster Hunter World recently with its endless tutorial. Cyberpunk though I dont think I had that issue with, actually really enjoyed it

What in the unholy fuck was that

Uuu?

>>73907086
Uuuma

>>73906995
Cyberpunk has some great, great stuff in it and I'll die on that hill. And as a game it's at least good, especially now that it's essentially """fixed""".

Why is Fauna thanking people mid stream for supers/members gifts all of a sudden

>>73907236
She does it every once in a while.

>>73906614
I was almost done with beating TW3 when the HD version came out and weird shit started fucking up my game... everyone started swimming on land and stuff, it was bad when it released. Fauna's stream reminds me of how good this game is in parts vs bg3. and dd2...

>>73907236
those people are her friends

>>73907154
They fixed it too hard bunny hopping faster than every vehicle was great

I think the bloody baron should do a round two on gram, I didnt hear no bell

>>73907236
she'll do it when she sees it or is in a break in gameplay and actively reading chat.

>>73907402
You can still do the Quake style batshit insane bunny hopping though in 2.12 can't you?

Oh...
She doesn't know Anna killed herself.

I'm excited for the asmr tomorrow

vegan brain is running on fumes

>>73907760
is it ever not?

>>73907751
I don't think it's tomorrow. It's a bit too late for her now and she said she was going to do a bit more research for it, no?

Love Fauna FM its so silly

>>73907830
Yeah but I still prefer a laid back ending card

>Mumei
You really think I'm gonna watch an owl?
Because I am, in fact I was going there anyway
So jokes on you, Fauna

we moomin' now

>>73907896
I'm sure we'll get a chill one again some time. Probably the Halloween bgm if not something sooner

i cant see the comments to like them...neal?!

>>73908076
Another day YT continues to just break shit

>>73908076
same

oohh i recognise this old feeling of watching Fauna all night and seeing the sun rise... good things im not employed right now to suffer the consequences of sleeping two hours

>>73908160
haha idiot
me too im dying at work man help

>>73908160
I rarely watch Fauna but heard she was streaming Witcher 3 and was like "damn that sounds like a good time" and now I'm sad it's over.

>>73907819
>she said she was going to do a bit more research for it, no?
did she say that? my internet cut out at the end of the stream so i might've missed it

That was a great stream.

>already on her third 5 hour witcher stream
I need to start putting more time into this game before she catches up to me. Only like 60 hours in.

>>73908322
It was near the beginning when she was talking about the elvish and what not

>>73908001

I think this game is better to play it than to watch the stream. I watch it only for Fauna.

>>73908320
catch the VODs, it's been an amazing playthrough so far

>>73908076
this is the chosen sapling, the only comment to show

>>73908514
definitely, but i really enjoyed the game so it's fun reliving the story through a different perspective (especially the perspective of a cute deer)

>>73908514
>I think this game is better to play it than to watch
I thought the opposite. I played it but I didn't like the gameplay at all and stopped it at the crones quest. I hated the inventory management and the combat. Watching Fauna play it is way more fun.

>>73908778
She is a faun you dork

>>73908730
fauna liked fav sap

>>73908828
Same. Except I stopped after this Baron Quest though and now everything else is fucking new to me so I'm excited to see what's next.

>>73908944
she's not even remotely a faun, those are half goat
i guess she could be a faWn if she was less than a year old

>>73909106
How do you know? We don't see her legs.

>>73908730
there are more on mobile

>>73909185
if that's what you wanted coulda just said so

i fucking hate neal

>>73908944
she is actually a dragon

>>73908944
>>73909486
She's a Kirin that can transform into a dragon, deer, or a giraffe.

anyone have the soundpost where Fauna is slowly disintegrating because of connection issues or something?

>>73910142
i would love her even if she was a worm

>>73910988
this art is so fucking cute but also very ominous

>>73911137
you really think so? i never saw anything creepy about it, it just makes me happy

>>73905180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7jqoGOp4QU&t=10761s

Take some advice from the Kirin herself, my sapling.

>>73911631
nothing creepy, it just has the vibe of a picture you'd hang of your wife if she's dead. Maybe I'm just being Autistic.

>>73911780
I do kinda get it in a "trope" sort of way

I made this a good week and was kinder to myself cause of fauna

>>73911865
It will certainly hit harder after she graduates

>>73911780
I think you're bein autistic. I just thought it was sweet

>>73912229
Fuck...

>>73912229
fuck you for even mentioning that. The day that happens is the day I get the rope

>>73912229
>after she graduates
Um, she already said that won't get graduate until 2033. Even then, she'll be doing ASMR or other videos.

>>73908514
Most rpgs are like that

>>73911780(me)
>>73912258
>picture you'd hang of your wife if she's dead
Sorry, that was a bad description. What this >>73912229 anon said fits better.
I think it was around the time of her long vacation that this artist posted it, so It felt like she was far away from us.

>>73912654
that'll be when she has our first child and has to take a hiatus to take care of them. Sorry sapbros

Reply if you're also in love with Fauna

she's really making me want to give it another try, I stopped around the baron quest but I don't remember why, I think it might've been the combat

>>73911137
how about this one

>>73913526
this one is very cute

I love Anuaf more

>>73912654
Do you remember when she said this?

>>73913864
sometime in the first half of 2023

>>73905916
I can see it but in my case the moment I were to be ntr by someone is when I would cut ties with my girl, simple as, no questions asked

>>73913048
the combat isn't amazing but it's at least serviceable. one of the game's weaker aspects for sure but imo the quests and worldbuilding and storytelling really make up for it, unless you really aren't liking the lore/setting

>>73913048
me too, but I'd rather watch her play it at this point desu

>>73908514
Good thing ive done both. I want her to get to b&w but I doubt that will happen given how long the game is.

>>73915489
both dlc are pure kino, i guess we'll just have to see how she enjoys the base game

>>73915705

>>73910988
>>73911137

>>73915797
why

>>73915489
Given how the playthroughs gone so far, I'd say there's actually a chance.
Even if she put the gamedown for a while decent chance she'd pick it up again

Fauna

>>73915890
is my wife

>>73915890
is my life

What did she say here?
https://youtu.be/XoFB4m0IIo4?t=11937

>>73916221
charcuterie

>>73916328
thanks

>>73915890
is my mom

https://youtu.be/XoFB4m0IIo4?t=12281

>>73915890
my motherwife

>>73916712

>>73916765

>>73916825

trying to kill the thread

>>73916915
yes

>>73916915
>>73916937

>>73916960

Still thinking about her brain in a jar yandere comment

>>73917230
soundpost doko

https://youtu.be/XoFB4m0IIo4?t=13464
Bros, how is she so bad at Gwent?

>>73917490
that game was doomed from the start, she needed better cards to win

>>73917490
The game tutorial was really bad because there was information that wasn't shown or missed and chat didn't really help make it make sense to her. She probably thought it was more complex. Her opinion of the game was ruined right there so she didn't care to learn when she lost. Her third time playing it was the only time she understood the game(with chats help) but she got fucked. Unless she wins and realizes how simple it is, I feel like she's going to continue to not play it just for the memes.