/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

BEHAVE

FUCK yes. I much prefer gaming to ASMR.

quick! fap before the stream

Damn I almost ended up missing this stream, have been in bed reading for an hour or two since I wouldn't be able to catch the ASMR and just saw the tweet after taking a quick break to the bathroom.

>>73884972
Why Fauna mad?

I hope Keira doesnt die this time

Fauna!

>>73885353
she was recording ASMR but that one sapling started squeebing loudly

>>73885547
What are our taxes going towards if antisqueebers can't uphold the law and only post ineffectual signs.

Surprise FST stream

damn i have to miss this stream..
see you sapos later

love this punctual kirin

>>73885200
ty, just let out a huge load to this

FAUNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

hopefully YT behaves today

>Elvish ASMR
Hot

I HATE ELVES

>>73885968
some dumbass junior probably pushed a config change..... hope they get fired..

>>73885667
we didn't have enough backup to deal with fucking Bears
will have to invest in bigger guns in the future

>>73885991
bad taste

pin

sappycrew, catch me up on the first 2 witcher stream

these lore images are cool

squeeb

>>73885187
i love both so i'm happy either way

>>73886183
watching sexual material with fauna

SKYRIM TIER PUZZLE

>>73886426
Wow she's just like me fr

>>73885719
Cute!

>>73886183

>>73886668
FAUNA NO

O

Fauna unironically despises me the most. I am her most hated sapling.

sea shanties instanly make me smile

oh no does she know about weapon repair kits?

>>73886983
Yeah, you're probably right

>>73886668
There is girls that say dude, girls that say bruh and girls that say nigga. Which of these do fauna fall under.
a.dude
b.bruh
c.nigga
d.all of the above

>>73886256
Gerald is a straight edge monster slayer who hates gambling and drugs, and is a loyal one woman man

is she going to do another minecraft_monday.wmv?
that was peak sovl

>>73887281
Fauna is clearly a girl that says bruv, made that pretty clear lately

>>73886983
It's never to late to change and be better sapling

>>73887281
She's the type of girl to say "I'm not your dude, pal" and then would feel morally obligated to keep the bit going if the person she was speaking to replied with "I'm not your pal, bro"

She’s still schlicking to Edward regularly I see

>>73887574
And Moka and Alice.

>>73887281
fauna would alternate between all of them while speaking to you because she forgot your name

Oh no Geralt has the black lung, Vesemir
cough cough

>>73887752
>because she forgot your name
she'd just call you bert

>>73887804
Wassup my niggabert

YRDEN DAMN IT

>>73885991
<--- Even her?

>>73887888
yrden + whirlwind + aerondight was my favourite late game build

feels like geralt is using nunchucks in wuxia movie

Bae is gonna die baka

>>73887986
I want Blue Lamy and Green Lamy to have sex with each other

>>73887986
that elf has some big boobies

>It's actually completely my intention to let you smash

>>73887986
Especially her. Only I get to call fauna sexy.

>>73888080
Me too, man... so fucking bad...

out of curiosity: are any other saplings following the candidates?

>>73888080
>>73888159
No she's for me only

Boss fight is against literally me lmao

>>73887986
i cannot tell a lie, i hate ALL elves! they should be punished sexually (by me)

>>73888226
Lamy has already won. Give up.

I like cocky Fauna.

>>73887986
>>73888080
>>73888159

Real Souls game experience here.

>>73888279
Too cute!

>fauna calls you a coward

Gaming idol kirin

>>73888320
I've seen plenty of streamers/youtubers beat a souls game playing worse then this

>>73888279
My honey darling sunshine precious snowflake angel bunnybun

>>73888304
Did you get that from Reddit or something? What the fuck is that format lol.

AH FAUNA IS TOO CUTE

Geralt is floating in so many cutscenes

god these children are so ugly

https://youtu.be/q7Fv4FgUQz0?si=MJtrLN0bL61oZTJi

Dont these children say the darnest things

>>73888624
Pretty sure it was global

>>73888881
>>73888945
Naughty, ugly kids

>>73888912
Man
I
Love
Fauna
(it's true)

She's gonna love Johnny I bet

I bet she eats the childurns

>>73888967
so close enough

fuck i think i just remembered this quest

>>73888624
>What the fuck is that format
Are you a /vt/ newfag?

>>73888912
>>73886426

>>73888409
i fucking love these edits. off-topic, but please post any edits you have so i can collect them

witcher always timewarps me so hard, what the heck 1 hour

>>73888462
Everyone can beat a souls game with patience and willingness to learn

>>73889514
What if they have no thumbs though?

if sony wasnt such a bitch, i bet fauna would like horizon zero

>>73889589
KB+M
the only thing you would have to rebind is jump

>>73889398

>>73889589
Dance pad

aw....

holy shit that's trauma

what would kissing fauna be like?

>>73889589
>>73889680
Easy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxKsRf6R-vc

cmon fauner

>>73889514
Yeah exactly. I have every faith that Fauna could beat them, the issue is mostly chat being filteringly annoying

who's your favorite witcher character? who do you think will be fauna's favorite (other than geralt)?
i like Whoreson Jr.

I just came back from an idol meeting.

>>73889910
chat is already being annoying with this game.

>>73889248
Yeah I just arrived yesterday. I heard people here are extremely positive and inclusive so I thought I'd make friends here.

do NOT mention hot steamy piss in this upstanding establishment

uuuuuuuuuuu Fauna doko????

Freshly squeezed Kirin juice is being produced RIGHT NOW

FAUNA DOKO

>>73889920
Regis, fauner loves her vampires

What if she died to pinwheel though?

the silence is deafening

>>73890085
That would be funni haha

>>73890003
The nectar of gods. Fit to be consumed by her champion.

>>73889875
fauner when she forgets to spam roll

Velen is so boring
Skellige and the expansions were cool but good luck Fauna that's 40-50 hours away

>>73889973
Welcome newsap

>>73890085
Don't be silly
Everyone dies to Pinwheel once, eventually...

>>73889910
When Lamy beat ER she said people shouldn't be afraid of games like these because if she could beat it literally anybody can.

Cute gollum!

>>73890243
TW3 peaks at the botchling quest

>godlings
deilets

JOHNNY IS CUTE
what's a godling?

What are fauna's favorite albums

If she wants to adopt a kid like that just come to the south, we got plenty.

Gerald's dry-ass smoker cough

>>73890392
zashiki warashi sort of

>>73890565
what's that

>Witcher GPS

>>73890565
I like how apt this comparison is, but I hate how weeb it is.

>>73890608
benign spirit that can be mischevious but is said to bring prosperity and is taking care of the place its residing in.

shes ovulating

>>73890973
shes a witch now, hags are dried up

>>73890403
Ocean Eyes by Owl City

>>73890723
we're all weebs here though... right?

>>73891314

>>73891314
I still believe in 4chan's Yamato Damashii.

>>73891314
>>73891545
I'm too normie to follow. TF are you guys talking about?

In dire need of hot evil forest witch wife

what was the instrument in that scenes music? i was really enjoying it

>>73891658

>>73891735
probably a hurdy gurdy or whatever

>>73891735
hurdy gurdy most likely

Regis the GOAT

Do you think she'll remember Regis

>>73891735
It kinda sounded like a hurdy gurdy to me.

>>73891660
shes gonna drip that wax all over my twig and berries if you see what i mean

>>73891790
>>73891800
>>73891835
yeah i was thinking that, its really good on the long droning notes

Oh no...

no...

it's doomed...

it's just like Skyrim, fauna was right

>>73891314
I'm not a real weeb arguably because I haven't seen very many anime, but I'm obsessed with the ones I like and I'm an oldfag, so I receive the title by technicality.

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE VOID, FAUNA

i thought she was only doiing asmr today what did i miss, has she been cute

>>73891314
im not sure what it takes to be considered a weeb these days

>>73892105
It's not about how much anime you've watch but whether you have a genuine appreciation of Japanese culture desu

>>73892240
Cuter than she has ever been. Sorry sapbro.

>>73892240
sorry you can NEVER get the 1 hour of live fauna ever, its cuteness lost to time

>>73892240
no she wasnt cute at all today, she wouldnt stop fucking talking and she kept losing at the game

>>73892315

im an adventrix quickly becoming a sapling as well
your oshi is too fucking cute

>>73892240
She was cute and gaming

>>73892640
um we're kinda full right now. You can only sit on my lap.

>>73892640
Baste tased

>>73892640
>>73892736
don't sit on his lap, it's a trick

>>73892640
I'm glad Fauna get's along so well with Advent. She was asking for Kohai's for so long

>>73889398
Made this as a joke a while back

>>73892640
careful, nerissa and shiori are touchy subjects here

>>73892852
personally im still waiting for shiori to ripen as a streamer

>Thecla
AAAAAAAAA IM GONNA CUUUUUUM

>>73892918
shiori has been magnificent since day 1, it's just taken people a while to notice

Geese are a menace to society and deserve what's coming to them.
t. Canadian

not just me with the funny bitrate today yeah?

>>73893091
Seems fine to me

>>73893091
it's okay I think?

isn't this part a reference to odin?

Have a Fauna.

t. tourist, good evening saplings, I have a question for (You)
They say the audience reflects the streamer, so how many of (You) are also vegans like Fauna (and/or atheists, depending on whether that's actually true or just a catalogshitter rumor)
Or, would asking /here/ not give representative results anyway, as /uuu/ would probably be the specific subset of saplings who are too 4chan to be Reddit

>>73893091
fine to me sap

>>73893412
shut the fuck up, nerd.

>>73893412
is 4chan considered a predominantly christian site now? how horrible
anyway i love meat

>>73893412
vegans? no. atheists? probably, yes.
That's more a numbers game then "reflecting the streamer" though.

>>73893627
>is 4chan considered a predominantly christian site now?
2016 onward has seen a dramatic shift in christfaggotry on this site, unfortunately. make a post about it in the catalog or even a more general thread like global and you'll get a majority of replies being unironic militant christians. anyways this is turning into an offtopic discussion so that's all I'll say.

>>73893627
>>73893838
Konfaunaaaa
Christ is king, alleluia

>>73893924
i would consider going to church if they took some notes from idols and had cute girls giving the sermons instead of old fat ugly bastards and zesty looking 31 year olds

mine is the way of the sword...

Is this some shades of grey no good outcomes quest, don't remember its been years

Just imagine how erotically pungent Fauna's vegan food farts are. Incredibly sniffable.

>>73894260
yeah i guess this is kind of like bondage but with more body horror

>>73894260
if you do the quests in the right order, only the villagers die.

>>73893924
>>73894052
Konfaunamen

>>73894291
Mumei sniffs them every night
By extension, so does animol

would you say YOU were smarter than fauna in general?

the anuaf stare

Rip them kids.

Devious

fuckin druids deserve it honestly

>>73892852
I like to imagine their seethe when Fauna hosted shiori yesterday

He's not an Ealdorman. He's a One-earldorman.

>>73895080
oi...

>>73894762
>in general
Maybe slightly?
But then again I've been out of college for years and my math/physics abilities have atrophied to the point that I was totally lost when looking back at some of my old Calc 1 homework, so... maybe not

catfished again dammit!

IRL hags...

>>73895282

Mistakes have been made

what's this soundtrack called

>>73895466
Ladies of the Woods

>>73895533
cheers

Ciri's gameplay is so much fun

ciri!

Fauna pls I already forgot about that horrible tracer meme

I’m the last asmr enjoyer.

>>73895282
They make Auntie Ethel look like a beauty

>>73895766
yeah, me
but i also like witcher

i'd fuck those hags

>>73894762
I have an edge. I can count coins

>>73895877

Oh is this the rrats quest

>>73893412
I'm vegetarian and agnostic

>>73894762
No, she's definetly smarter than I am

It's nice to see real RPG with real choices instead of Todd crap.

>>73895192
>Can't do basic calc
Fauna is absolutely more intelligent than you are

damn that witch's outfit really is revealing

>>73896179
when the fuck did fauna say she can do calc

>>73896361
Is doing calculus what makes someone smart? If you don't do calculus, are you stupid?

>>73896361
That's a catch 22, but she knows at least PDEs and that's all i'll say

>>73896418
everyone's stupid, who cares? stop trying to measure up to other people.

>>73896492
I'm not, I'm trying to mock the people engaging with that post. I apologize. I'll be good. Please don't hit me anymore.

thank god she stopped using that godawful song at least during breaks

>>73896179
>Can't
I was a B student in math through all of college level Calc you ESL faggot
>>73896361
>>73896418
>>73896422
I now want to watch a timed Fauna math stream, would be kino and give me a reason to redevelop the skills I lost

lady stop chugging so much ice water

Tragic to think how much kirin urine is being pissed away rn

>>73895766
I like asmr but I don't like yandere

>>73896611
It's not being wasted. My mouth is wide open, my gullet lubricated by her gamer idol nectar.

>>73896611
don't worry, i did a good job catching it all with my mouth

>>73893412
I'm both a vegan and an atheist. I doubt even 1% of chat is vegan, though.

>>73896179
Was fauna pretending just so she could fuck with kiara?

why cant the idols just wait until after the stream

>>73896607

>>73893412
I still don't really understand veganism. It seems like a moralfag thing.

>>73896674
>I'm both a vegan and an atheist
You have my condolences

>>73896804
It is.

How do I make Fauna laugh at my comments in chat?

>>73896804
or religious but generally yeah

My sunshine is a witch(er)!

>>73896833
be funny and try to time it when she looks at chat

the quest complete jingle of this game is so out of place

keira is just the countryside sloozy

>>73896674
Does being vegi count?

>>73897014
nuh uh don't diss the ÆÆÆÆ

>>73896804
less degenerate than religion at least

God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth” [Gen 1:26–28]
Amen(even if it might mean stewardship, I'll interpret it to suit my beliefs >:))

>>73897239
Upvoted

Does anyone have that one elefauna soundpost?

>>73897330
go back sister

STRAIGHT-EDGE! PUT YOUR FIST IN THE AIR!

have the two of you ever tried not being cringe once in your entire lives?

>>73897333

CD Projekt loves their power fantasies, I remember Johnny in CP77 but forgot all about Ciri wavedashing

have to go to sleep early because appointment in the morning plus headache due to weather, but fauna cute
good night /uuu/

>>73897617
The other one.

take her home gently fauna

>>73896418
Knowing how to do calculus is knowledge. Having the ability to learn how to do calculus is intelligence.

>>73897748
somehow reminded me of the dragon level from katana zero
>>73897750
oyasumi

you don't even need to know that much calculus
just understanding rates of change and integrals will get you so far

that is certainly a name to give a seed

RAPE MENTION

>rapeseed
Always wondered how it ended up being named like that

>>73897807
there's no other one

The term "rape" derives from the Latin word for turnip, rāpa or rāpum, cognate with the Greek word ῥάφη, rhaphe.

>>73898158
well we live in the age of wolfram alpha. you don't even need to know how to actually do the calculations yourself

>>73898195
Is it called something else in the US or something?

You put oil on your blade in Monster Hunter

>>73898208
>>73898209
it's from a different root than the verb.

>>73898348
it's generally called canola oil in the US.

Ciri is so chuuni she'll love the onsen episode if she gets that far

>>73898248
I want to turnip a sapling in the bud.

fauna, cheese isn't vegan

Trusting the crones but not the Baron? Fauna is a poor judge of character...

drinking soup with a piece of bread is just fine, no spoon needed

>>73898775
yeah what the heck? He's just a red-faced louse, not an eldritch horror exploiting a demented woman and an entire terrified village

>>73898712
Milk isn't vegan? It doesn't require killing any animals does it

>>73898775
she can fix them

>>73898882
its the forced pregnancy in order to get the milk that vegans dont like

>>73898882
that's the difference between vegetarian and vegan

>>73898775
Hags that looked hot on the tapestry vs fat, ugly bastard
Game is confusing Fauna...

>>73898882
What >>73898955 said. I also heard its about consent but I feel like that's just from nut jobs.

>>73898775
Fauna's a witch supremacist

>>73898882
animals and animal produce, so milk, eggs and even honey are off limits.

>>73898882
any animal product, from horse glue to honey and eggs, are not vegan

including leather and wool

>>73898955
>its the forced pregnancy in order to get the milk
we should just do this to human women and milk them instead haha

>>73899071
i feel like the consent stance is a much stronger argument when it comes to veganism
better than just being against specific types of mistreatment because you dislike the aesthetics (they make you feel guilty)

>>73898882
>Milk isn't vegan? It doesn't require killing any animals does it
Milk production requires continual pregnancy, they generally kill the calves afterwards. So yeah it does

man the baron was such a great character

>>73898537
Everyone (except ciri if you towel up) has their tits out in that. She'll just be squeebing about the booba the whole time!

>>73899073
Based.

>>73899224
>they generally kill the calves afterwards
There's no way that's true. Sounds like PETA propaganda or something.

>>73899078
>>73899193
There's an argument to be had about honey which is why beeganism is a term people throw around. I'm a vegetarian due to alpha-gal syndrome so I'm fine with things like milk, honey, cheese, etc.

>>73899314
Anon, male calves are only good for food. They don't make milk.

>>73899314
anon learns the truth behind meat production

>>73899360
beegans should be fine with insect based protein right?

Factory farming is evil but I could never go full vegan raw milk is my favorite beverage

vegans are just holier than thou dummies, simple as.

>>73899314
Anon? You didn't know?
How else do you think they keep the cow population down with that much pregnancy going on

>>73898775
Fauna identifies with swamp crones

>>73899500
Don't talk about my oshi like that, grasshopper.

>cunning
uuuohhh

>>73899632
she's my oshi too, but she's also a dummy!

>>73897807

>>73899691
The other other one.

for an abstinent, Gerald sure knows a lot about wine

Aw dang this story is going to make her sad when she puts two and two together

>>73899425
Ha. It's amazing how many meat eaters are completely ignorant of how it's produced.
>>73896418
Calculus was easy. Topology put hair on my chest.

>>73899314
they still use the meat homie
its all good

Ploughing goats, interesting hobby.

Fauna's snooping showed me clues (eternal flame shrine, doll) I've never seen in this quest, neat

>>73899802
real analysis is where stuff gets hard

based freckle enjoyer

Does somebody tell her about witcher school armor sets or will she stumble on a piece by accident

in an industrial society, you'd have to be an idiot to be surprised that something as fundamental as food production is industrialised

I wonder if fauna would hate me for owning reptiles

if it's not a cat or a dog, i couldn't care less what happens to animals in slaughterhouses. simple as.

>>73900107
she owns a cat, so doubt it

>>73900107
ive got a leopard gecko thats dumb as a rock but cute

>>73900107
maybe, but maybe fauna also knows that most reptiles are content if they have shelter, food and heat

She's playing Gwent..

>>73900107
>>73900336
disgusting
mammals should stick with mammals

>>73898775
she hates men and loves women

>>73900107
Why would she? Are you not good to them?

>>73899802
In fairness, thinking that meat just grows in packages on the supermarket shelves is more of a "modern bugman" thing than a vegan thing
>Topology
What do you mean, the square is a circle anon, simple as

>>73900336
Same here sapling. My leopard gecko is turning 14 this year.

>>73900336
post pic. their chubby tails are cute

>>73900551
I was thinking that she probably wouldn't like me farming insects for the purpose of feeding my reptile friends.

>>73901083
She has no problems feeding rabbits to Snail

>>73901083
She feeds Snail rabbit meat.

REPTILES LITERALLY STINK

>>73900369
GWENT HATE

>>73901083
She has a cat that eats meat

Can someone please teach Fauna how to build a proper deck that isn't stacked with weather cards.

>>73901428
No I would rather watch Balatro the music is nice

>>73901186
Reptiles don't sweat though