/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>7368624

So what ever happened to "city pop shark"? She just kinda stopped singing it.

>>7368761
Probably got in a different mood for songs. Happens to me all of the time.

I love this sweaty shark.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>7368761
Requires actual effort to learn lyrics, at the very least. Plus somebody actually fluent, like from the management, might be listening in.
So we get contemporary pop at best nowadays, and sometimes memery.

>>7368761
She still listens to it, she mentioned liking morning glory a few weeks back, it’s probably hard to find karaoke tracks for them + memorizing them is harder

She mentioned that she really had fun doing the bardcore karaoke. Probably can expect another RP karaoke in the future

>>7368624
>coalburner

>>7368923
I like the themed karaoke, hope she comes up with something interesting.

>>7369031
are you lost?

>>7368624
Heard she likes black people really much

>>7369070
I'm sure that she will come up with something that we won't expect. What kind of themed karaoke would you like to see?

Meido!

>>7369396

>>7369366
Monster girl Gura is so hot

>>7369372
>brother

I'm really enjoying the zatsudan part of the member stream. Really feels like she's just chatting casually and I was really missing that.

https://files.catbox.moe/m3j5dg.png

>>7369777
It was very nice desu. Hopefully we'll get another zatsudan stream on the next schedule

>>7369777
Same. I loved the humming but I kind of wish every comment on the video wasn’t about it, because she might get the impression we wanted more of it over the chatting about random stuff going on lately, which was my favorite part. Probably overthinking it, it just seems like she doesn’t have that much confidence in her “chatting” content when she should because it’s great.

Guys I got diamond hard when Gura baby talking to me... Am I alright?

>>7370214
You have low self-esteem. Like Gura.

>>7370214
Unfortunately, you are not alone.

>>7370214
Nope. It's okay to be a degenerate for Gura tho

>>7370110
I mean I don't see why she can't make both types of videos in the future. I can't see her doing humming streams as often as she does chatting streams

Ok /ggg/, it has annoyed me long enough.
Take a look at the crotch and the left leg opening (Gura's right).
The leg goes too far down for the angle the image is drawn from.
This artist is most definitely far more skilled than I am, but as a one-piece swimsuit enthusiast, this one part in particular looks off.

>>7369152
Would really like a western/southern themed karaoke. Her karaoke as Scout was great.

>>7369152
Sea shanties might be fun.

>>7369366
The siren song.. it's luring me in....

I can’t remember the last time I slept that good, Gura’s siren song works wonders

>>7370425
Fuuuuuuck, this one is perfect forlowkey at work wall poster. Why does it have to be so small?!

>>7370640
This makes me wonder what's the chance of Bloop making an appearance in Gura's 3D debut as well.

>>7371434
Bloop is pretty certain to appear, despite Gura hating the stupid thing. Corporate mandate on muh image.

>>7371513
>Gura hating the stupid thing
Is she? Weird, she seems to love role play so why not rp him into existence. Could be fun in a while seeing Bloop streaming instead of Gura

>>7371694
imagine bloop streaming...

>>7371723
Hey, why not? Ame did rp as bubba in the VR dancing stream lol

>>7371694
She memoryholed it. The only ones who remember it still are sneeds in chat. You know, the ones asking for feet and penis hood.

>>7371694
Gura only dislikes the space he takes up if she has him out.

>>7371434
>>7371723
remember the human Bloop gura drew? just make a finished illustration off that and let Gura try streaming with a shota voice like holojps have done before

>>7371895
Wait, no. I think the bongo cat style actually fits more.

Crazy taxi tomorrow should be a lot of fun

>>7371895
In my mind Bloop turns into Hukes version if he gets out of the bubble. >>7372322
DS3 with Ina will also be fun, even if the game is not exactly a good one

>>7372506
Oh yeah I’m excited for that since Ina is my second favorite but I was just looking for the next stream where she can talk with us again

jwu, did fanbase drawanon make something for gura's legendary humming?

>>7370425
>
You got a link to that karaoke, and a non member stream for her character creation?

>>7374478
For the karaoke here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqv2QfbVYDk

NEW ICON AND BANNER
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g/featured

>>7375023
Thank you Nacho-mama

>>7375023
Aaaand it's fucking nothing.

>>7375023
I KNEEL NACHO
But you took too long

>>7375023
Nice

>>7375023
Very very cute

>>7375023
I'm surprised Ina and Ame are still completely default. Also that Kiara isn't using her banner for music promotion like Mori is

Morning chumbuds

Why? Explain.

>>7375447
Gotta push the product to the consoomer.

>>7369856
She's gonna eat his dick like a vegan sausage

>>7375432
Moning

>>7375447
What is there to explain? She's cute

>>7375447
>ワロタ
Heh

>>7375447
>throwing an @ sign in an ssid
jesus do zoomers run the world now?

>>7375023
nice, but I kinda want her icon to wink at the us and be sassy about it

>>7375502
>>7375524
>>7375531
s-sugoi goombamind...

>>7375596
Kek goombas taking over

>>7375023
FINALLY

>>7375447
uuuuuh I dunnoooo uuuuuh maybe MOST POPULAR VTUBER????

>>7375023
That is extremely cute, I’m so glad it’s not default anymore

>>7374637
Thanks bro.

>>7375447
Gura watch out!

Here’s the full image for her new icon

>>7376004
Migodayo...

>>7375531
Why would an English vtuber from a chinese company have such ads in Japan?

>>7376022
Holy fucking upscale.

>>7376041
I can't tell if you're new or shitposting.

Cover/hololive is a japanese company. Gawr Gura works for them. Japanese people like western culture and think Gura is super cute.

>>7376149
GG is western culture? Isn't it just that she speaks English, which is a language most japs don't understand very well?

>>7376195
I can't think of a VTuber more American than Gura (or Ame). You should watch one of her streams to see for yourself, like her Asseto Corsa stream.

I guess some JOPs might only know her for her cuteness, but there are a lot of youtube channels that translate her.

Wonder how long it takes YT search to update the profile picture. Now her default photo looks even sillier after seeing the new cuteness

>>7376041
>Hololive is a Japanese company
>Gura is a Hololive employee
>Hololive makes ads for all their employees

>>7375023
Nice!

>>7375023
Is this some youtube bug cuz her icon doesn't change unless you go into the channel

>>7376651
Probably server delay in updating across the world

>>7376651
Nah, just youtube being slow.

Guys, how do I start enjoying the streams again? I've been really depressed and haven't been able to properly watch gura streams in months now. Every time I try I just end up crying because I'm a shut in loser and she's funny and cute and happy. I come to these threads to fap and shitpost but I actually have no idea what's going on. help

>>7376900
https://streamable.com/dkmu07

>>7376900
search the next psychotherapist in your area and stop posting here

>>7376900
Do it the Gura way, drink.

>>7376930
the fact that this happened as someone superchatted about their dad dying and haachama didn't know what "passing" meant makes this even funnier

>>7376900
Seek professional help. Stop visiting 4chan. Workout. Try to find a good friend. Watch Gura after you resolve your personal issues.

>>7377066
you know what's even funnier?
she knew exactly what it meant

>>7376900
That's called depression anon and it has nothing to do with the funny shark. Start exercising and go outside daily. If that doesn't work, talk to a doctor.

>>7375023
Kinda weird how she has the hat half-on in the banner. I j*u and my eyes aren't functioning properly so I couldn't process what that part was.

Very cute banner though!

Stream is up!
https://youtu.be/YhmEqefSZZc

I just noticed Gura changed her youtube avatar. Team original is down to Ame and Ina.

finally that ugly ass stock profile pic and banner are gone

>>7377607
10pm? A Gura stream I can watch on a sunday without risking oversleeping for work? What a blessed weekend

>>7377820
You have been blessed by Ina. Maybe the new gen will be euro-friendly

Gura Bible hymns karaoke

>>7375596
Im thirsty and hungry

Gay

>>7377940
I want to be Chubi

goa grwa

Bros is it true that she's a coalburner?

>>7379178
Yeah, she has a big house and it gets cold during winter.

>>7379178
No. Fuck off doxnigger

SHE FUCKED A BLACK DUDE FOR A MONTH?

>>7379318
>twowho
get out

Gotta love the meido

Oh, wow. Just saw. She changed her profile pic and banner on her channel page. I honestly thought she would be the last of her genmates to do that. What a surprise to wake up to.

Chu

Has Gura made you want to eat at Taco Bell?

>>7379650

>>7379925
I have went out of my way to buy it twice since everything was revealed. I liked taco bell before her sponsorship though

>>7379925
Nope. Don't have it here anyway.
Didn't like humstream much either. I prefer just talking shit.

>>7379925
Not Gura. I have a morbid curiosity for some American fastfood chains simply because they are not available here - the only thing we have is BK, McD, KFC, Subway. I think a Five Guys opened somewhere close to me? That's about it

>>7379925
Honestly yes but it been years (10+ years I think) since I had Taco Bell so maybe it just nostalgic doing most of the work and Gura just reminding me that Taco Bell exist.

>>7380167
You got lucky then. Five Guys has one of the best fast food burgers among American fast food restaurants.

I mean it's obvious that Gura latched onto the humming stuff because she couldn't fill time otherwise.

>>7379925
I did buy Taco Bell because of her. I don't currently want Taco Bell at this moment though.

>>7380167
Anon if you end up going to Five Guys get their cajun fries they're fucking amazing.

>>7380257
You didn't watch the stream or weren't paying attention. Chat asked for more humming

>>7380257
Perhaps. I just hope the next one is better.

>>7380242
>>7380320
These are not fast food prices, christ

>>7380342
Kek. It would be a bit cheaper in the states. I'd say that it's higher quality food than the usual fast food place

>>7380321
Chat will ask for anything, screw chat.
What I certainly paid attention to was her cringing. Quite easy to read it when she sucks air in through her lips or has to pause so frequently.
Just do the talking bit, Gura!

>>7380257
I wanted her to hum to me so the reason doesn't matter. The fact is, I think her voice is really pretty and if that's how she needed to fill time then it was a great time and she did a good job.

>>7380257
its obvious that you are a giant faggot

>>7380408
wk please

>>7380257
And what a blessing it was

>>7380397
Yeah, you sound like a faggot. I understand that you have a different taste in content though. We'll get plenty of zatsudans in the future.

>>7380451
Takes a fag to know one, I guess.

>>7379925
Yes, but common sense saved me from it and bought actual mexican food

>>7380397
meds
you know nothing and you are in a very clear minority

>>7380477
stop crying

>>7380392
I'll give it a try at least once, I guess. But a burger has to be extremely good for nearly ten bucks

Pew pew pew pew pew

>>7380505
>WAAAAAH GURRRA I NO LIKEY HUMM HUMM ME WANN TALK TALK
that is literally you right now

>>7380527
Yeah, makes sense. Doesn't hurt to try it once. Hope you like it!

>>7379925
My family was picking up food elsewhere, I asked my dad to pick me up taco bell instead. Got the fries and a 5 layer burrito, they burrito was good. The fries were alright, not crispy like guras, or they would have been better.

>>7380543
projections as if on command

>>7380639
please get some self-awareness

>>7380639
End yourself with the rustiest knife you can find.
>>/vt/thread/S6995276#p7032775

>>7380678
wk irony lol

>>7380534
Tactical gear

>>7380682
oh of course its the mentally ill faggot again

It's kinda sad the usual schizo is trying to use the humming as bait when everyone loved it.

>>7379650

>>7380682
This sad nigger came back I guess

>>7380715
Having to unwrap candy in a tactical situation is unwise. I recommend squeazy fruit! They are easy to eat and carry fruit that anyone can eat.

>>7380763
he never left
he is THAT mentally ill

I just noticed Gura change her twitter banner

>>7380782
Squeezy fruit packs are baby food

>>7380867
Cute!

Do you know how often she usually changes it? I never paid attention to it.

>>7380750
>everyone
I am on record in live thread not liking it, right as it happened. Why are you so afraid of the smallest difference in opinion?

>>7380782
Would she even bother unwrapping it, she's a shark?

>>7380903
I'm pretty sure it's months inbetween updates, but someone else might correct me.

>>7380867
Nice catch

>>7380785
Would be cool if meido actually deleted his posts instead of the one I made calling him out but hey, it's /vt/.

>>7380913
I know you take everything literally because autism, but the everyone here is the royal everyone, as in everyone that matters, I.E. the majority.
Hope that helps.

I just finished watching miko's celebration vod.
Man, I can't wait to see Gura on a similar stage doing similar stuffs...

>>7380867
It's cute. I like it.

>>7380913
Not everyone, but the vast majority of people liked it. Anybody can post their opinion here, but don't be afraid to get shat on if you have stupid reasoning behind it.

>>7380987
I'm not alone in that thread not liking it either. Now please tell me more about my supposed autism, I enjoy playing with mirrors.

>>7381009
Powerless screeching up the thread does not qualify either way. And my reasoning is her audibly cringing herself, lol.

unrelated post. but is 4chanx catalog not loading for you too?

>>7381059
Okay sure, you're fixated on 'everyone' still when it's been explained to you that it wasn't literal, and yes, multiple humans share your unpopular opinion.
I don't think you're capable of progressing this conversation much further, but perhaps you'll surprise me.

>>7381078
So if she ever does more humming like she said she wanted to do and clearly liked doing will you still say you can tell she’s cringing by the sound of her eyelashes fluttering or something?

>>7381149
It was the voices that told him.

>>7381085
It is working after reinstalling, ignore the post

>>7381219
The voices told me Gura would be amazing to hug.

>>7381085
>>7381223
It was happening for me as well. I think it was a site thing since some thumbnails weren't loading either. Works fine now.

>>7381149
I don't need to drag hypotheticals into this, since I explained it all above already. She said many things over this almost-a-year and shelved them straight away, what's one more to the pile?

>>7381088
You are holding the mirror yourself at this point, I just sit here by the side. Now tell the mirror more.

>>7379925
Nope

>>7381310
>the mirror
Is this mirror in the room with us right now, anon? Are you perchance looking into it?

i am awake

>>7381310
too esl

>>7380715
Metal gear

>arguing over humming
you really can bait this thread with anything can't you

>>7381257
Jesus christ her tail is filled with so much shit she really needs to take a dump

>>7381310
Because instead of just saying you didn’t like it, which is fine, your entire reasoning is that you can magically sense that Gura herself didn’t like doing it despite doing it for over 20 minutes and then repeatedly saying that she enjoyed it while talking about possibly doing it with the 3DO.

>>7381464
Welcome back to consciousness.

>>7381464
Go back to sleep

>>7381467
Thanks.

>>7381462
Keep trying!

>>7381493
Look how the conversation started, there's your answer.

https://youtu.be/YhmEqefSZZc
Want the gura nendo soon, so can put her next to isaac

Great streams so far. Looking forward to TTRPG the most

>>7381588
Who is hosting next one and when?

pachi pachi

>>7381674
I saw speculation that it would go in order of who went first with the intro sessions, so that would be Kiara I think. That could be totally wrong tho

>>7381674
It's on the schedule on Tuesday 5PM EDT. No info on which channel it'll be on yet.

>>7381674
>>7368637
probably going to live on Mori's channel now.

>>7381757
Mori said it would be on a different channel next time. We'll just have to wait for the other schedules I guess.

>>7381674
I'm assuming it always going to be on Calli channel since she doing most of the legwork as DM.

>>7381764
Why the hell is she always behind the Gura pillar? Is it some meta commentary that flew above my head?

>>7381713

>>7381819
They kissed....

One thing I've noticed within the past month is Gura doesn't retweet or like as much art as she used to. That's fine but there was so good quality art that she didn't even recognize. Remember when she used to give likes to cosplayers? It's been awhile since she has done that.

>>7381862
Inside monster head. Does not count!

>>7381503
Yeah, The collective consciousness

>>7381862
Who kissed?

>>7381892
It's uhh, like something happened over july that broke up her lifestyle for a bit.

>>7381931
You didn't watch the summer festival???

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1421892185494941696

>>7380966
Report them,

>>7381999
>uwu I did fucky wucky
This artist is funny. Good stuff

>>7381754
That would make sense and end the season 1on gura's channel in front of the biggest audience

>>7381999
I like this art style.

>>7381892
guraduation when

>>7382112
A couple more mils, we have time.

>>7382057
Ending on Gura's channel makes sense. Hopefully not too many people will drop off from the series before then. The HoloEN girls are doing a really good job on this

I would like a soundpost of Gura babytalking to chat.

>>7382177
I am waiting for the whole season to end to binge like a patrician.

>>7382094
It's a cute style.
I was secretly hoping that the big reveal yesterday was going to be a manga release for HoloEN.

>>7382227
That's one way of doing it, I can't fault you since when I was looking to see similar content I was only interested in completed works.

We live in a world filled with anger, conflict, fear, and pain, but standing among it all is one little shark that refuses to give up and spreads an immeasurable amount of happiness to everyone around her. We're so lucky to have her in our life.

>>7382326

>>7382227
Did you already watch the intro sessions or are you saving that too?

>>7382227
That's probably gonna be a while. For the most part it looks like the idea is to make each episode its own self-contained story with a solid beginning middle and end so that viewers don't get confused in between breaks, so watching as it goes shouldn't be that bad.

>>7382326
This is the call that sounds in the face of reality.

>>7382227
So you are gonna wait till October

>>7382429
Crazy how fast time will fast, it will be here in a blink.

>>7382326
>We're so lucky to have her in our life.
Yes we are, and I love her.

>>7382366
Nope, not even that. I figure it will be like 20 hours of listening in the end.

>>7382326
It's been a fantastic year with our shark

>>7382523
14.5 hours if you count the recap for the intros on calli's channel with the intros. For 5 episodes of season 1, it'll probably be 15 hours. I guess that's a weekend or two worth of binging

>>7382775
Excellent for walking to and from work then.

>>7379621
At long last. I think she mentioned Nacho drawing it for her months ago.

>>7382326
Born too late to explore the earth, born too soon to explore the galaxy. Born just in time to enjoy Gura streaming.

We're winning.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Holy shit waking up to new icon and banner on YouTube... very cute

>just watched the full Taco Bell stream

…do Americans really?

Not a fan of the new YT profile pic but that's okay. It's better than the default one

>>7383370
Advertising is silly everywhere.

>>7383370
Do we really watch every Gura stream regardless of what it is? Yes I do.

>>7383370

Gura is going to eat a whole melon again…

>>7383404
>>7383425
I was more referring to Gura’s obsession with condiments, greasy food and eating bizarre variants of reheated fast food.

>>7383534
You're not a condiment king?

>>7383492
Gura is going to become the melon

>>7383492
I just realized Gura never posted this anywhere. It would be a good Twitter shitpost

>>7383534
Gura is white trash.

I am trapped in the belly of the beast. I am what you dubbed schizocroat. I complained yesterday that I am unable to buy superchats. Get this - I got booted out of the membership stream automatically 40 minutes in because after midnight passed from my POV the membership payment didn't go through. I was able to do both for two months now without a hitch. The card is both valid and has funds. I actually managed to get a hold of support, a certain "Ryan" who is an obvious Google pajeet, and after explaining the situation to him and barely tolerating his almost broken English I received an email next morning telling me that the issue has been solved. Bullshit. Nothing was solved. And it's fucking Sunday evening, so I can't contact my bank to see if they fucked up somehow. I now have to pull through a nightshift and then go and... be functional at my bank in the morning before ANOTHER nightshift in the hopes something positive might happen. I know for a FACT I have money on the card because I shuffled money around just two days ago to buy pricey shit. The card is good and the bank is a big chungus, but something is fucking me and I can't see the dick.

I tried contacting the Indian vermin again, maybe that'll do it. I mean, I'm trying to be funny but I'm very fucking furious. My uncle, to whom I owe a lot, has called it quits at his job. He was a sailor at a domestic company, a machinist. He's 56 years old and he is DONE. His shoulder and leg are FUCKED, and he's been working since he was 18. He simply imploded, and now I have to find the time to go see him and reassure him that he'll be fine and that despite Croatia fucking him in the ass pension wise (tiny, tiny pension for a lifetime of hard physical labor) he has nothing to worry about and that he can make it. But he is so, so tired, spent, broken and tired of life and the bad shit I worry for him. And on top of that I keep missing to go visit my grandmother who is 82 and need companionship. I myself work 12 hour shifts and oops haha my coworkers are retards so now I gotta pull a six day 12 hour shift fuck me in the ass deal and can't visit either of them while simultaneously having to deal with some Indian chimpanzees, cryptic banking bullshit and fuck me if I know when and how I'll find the time to go get the guy to check my AC because the thing is fucking up. Yes, I feel the votka, I feel it in my Slavic fuck you heart. For fucks sake I just want to unwind and watch a šark do funny stuff so I can pretend for a while life hasn't destroyed me. I work, I was a fucking soldier, I did my fucking thing, just let me have this you fucking turds.

>>7383624
Wish I had a patch of Mori Melons

>>7383673
And?

>>7383690
Mori milkie gimme gimme

>>7383683

>>7383683
I feel some pangs of sympathy.

>>7383730
She looks like she shat herself

>>7383683

>>7383673
based

>>7383683
Just get a VPN and try to get back into membership from some other country. Exchange rate may fuck you, but it's fairly cheap at Gura's at least.

>>7383683
Chumbro.... feel bad for you. Hope your situation improves. Take your meds as well

Still waiting for stream to start so I decided watch "Happy Holodays". Got to the "touching bodies" line that Kiara said and felt a bit of nostalgia. We are getting close to the 1-year anniversary of HoloEN. I hope it's something big. Probably won't be what I want since it probably won't be possible with the pandemic still in effect. Hard to tell when a 3D debut Gura will happen with the current conditions.

>>7383794
>Gura was the mastermind behind an Atlantian terror cell
>Evaded capture and came to land to reinforce her ranks
>All members will be called upon to take up arms and overthrow the current military junta of Atlantis

do you heed her call chumbuds?

>>7383683
i'm sorry, i hope they fix it soon.

>>7383816
>>7383750
I hope you get to experience an air raid cocksucker.

>>7383923
Yeah, I think they'll definitely do something cool to celebrate the 1 year anniversary. 3D is impossible right now unless Cover is a lot more competent than we've seen in the past.

I am expecting at least a song.

>>7383939
>Hi there,Thanks for contacting YouTube support! We've received your message, and will do our best to get back to you within 1-business day. No further action required — we'll be in touch soon. Thanks for your patience, The YouTube Support Team

Yes, very encouraging and reassuring. i wish I was grandpa so I could shoot these fuckers like he shot the italians. The Italians burned his brother and his family alive in their home, so he joined the communist partizans for personal revenge. He has quite zealous as other old people told me. Grandpa never spoke of those things. Others did. I miss him. He lived a long life. Wonderful man.

>>7383673
Based. Nx4yd

>>7383683
Is there anything preventing you from torenting it? perhaps you're overlooking the most simple solution short term.

>>7383994
i think cover is actually getting less and less competent

>>7383928

>>7384097
You didn't rike the reveal yesterday?

>>7383994
First ever holoEN song, i'd be down for that. Good thing they didn't record any songs before this so they can do it for 1 year anniversary.

>>7384192
I loved Error!

>>7384087
I've been on this fucking imageboard since 2005, I know my stuff. The issue isn't about getting the stream, the issue is about my desire to support a šark I like and who I consider a wonderful girl.

Wnen I got on the internet highspeed stuff was a dream. It was 2004, I had an overpriced dialup and a 166Mhz CPU, 2MB GPU, 4MB RAM windows 98SE machine. Do you seriously think I don't know my way around? I'm not even impressive. Gura has a secret, silent, inobtrusive hardcore oldfag audience that is both highly critical, discriminating and loyal. Some of those guys genuinely frighten me by they sheer scope of knowledge and ability. Here's a tip for cows and trolls - do NOT fuck with Gura. There are really, REALLY big fish in the ocean that want to see this girl win and many of them have "made it" in the usual sense and are loaded with cash and uck you money.

Kudos to all Anon who sympathize with my issue. i am a bit tooo far gone to ne rational at the moment.

>>7384044
At least they try to resolve 'I can't give you money' issues'faster than anything else. Watch DS3 later with some slivovitsa, torrent the members stream and relax to the humming

>>7384222
Yeah, a 1st original song for EN should be great if it comes out! I'm sure they've all improved since the country roads cover

>>7384325
like I specified, I said short term. The shark is going nowhere fast friend, if you slow down for a second you'll realize that the timing of your donation has no relevance.
In short, it's gonna be fine, you're gonna make it.

>>7384387
Nit sure about that, he seems to be losing it fast. Hey, maybe we'll get our first actual schizo...

>>7384454
I really think he doesn't need to be there fully to get he can 'catch up' any support he thinks he's behind in. I have faith still.

>>7384336
>>7384387
I will float away with the humming. see you

>>7384557
oyasumi

>>7384044
Italian chumbuds on suicide watch. Damn those Google pajeets.

RIP to your grandpa though

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1421914786628083715

>>7384760
I'm ready

>>7384760
I've been waiting a long time for this

Can Gura afford something like the KU100? I want to experience being in the room with Gura.

>>7385094
Jesas that's more expensive than I thought. But of course she can.

>>7385094
She gets a bunch of akas every time she mentions it.

>>7385094
She can absolutely afford it but it would kind of ve waste since shed probably use it once then never again like the 3dio.

>>7385169
Damn. This is not a cheap industry to break into. No wonder Cover doesn't want to pay for everything for every talent

>>7385094
Noel has two just so she can borrow it out to other holos
Basically I think you only get it if youre an audiophile AND a regular asmr streamer

cute shark soon

>>7385234
I could see it being easy to justify spending Taco Bell money on an extravagant purchase like that, even if it's a bit of a waste.

>>7385269
I would like monthly high quality asmr from Gura.

>>7385410
let's work on getting quarterly stereo ASMR first

>>7385094
She could buy it straight out right now but it wouldn’t be smart unless she actually used it more often. If she did ASMR like once a month with it I’m sure it would pay itself off in 4-5 streams after cuts

>>7385436
i remember calculating that the 3dio paid for itself in like 20 minutes after cuts.

Cute shark soon!

gura muted

What's the deal, Gura? You change your Twitter banner after a very long time to a nekomimi picture, you tease us with your stream title, and yet you still haven't streamed with nekomimi in 42 days.

ahahaha she can't get the dogshit mic working

1080p is back on the menu boys!

>>7385776
Sounds fine to me

>>7385838
right. this isn't it. i know what's causing the buzz and i'm gonna take it to my grave because FUCK that mic.

> Babies start out with 3 ears
Off to a great start

Yeah it sounds like the old mic to me, god I love her voice

>just disgrace, the look on your player's face
Gura, your scorn fetish... show it more

>>7385901
You got me totally confused now. Is she using Neumann or Shure? What is so fundamentally wrong here?

>>7385788
Does that even matter when her bitrate is dogshit? This hardly looks like 1080p quality.

>>7386288
this stream is 100% the neumann. we don't actually know whether the new one is a shure, it's a guess.

>Dead Space 1 & 2 make a point that conventional ballistics are practically worthless against necromorphs
>this game gives everybody assault rifles
I forgot how much I despised this game. At least they're having fun.

They should play with Watson, she'll carry them through the whole game

>>7386354
Wasn't it supposed to be good? Without the buzzing?

>>7386461
i'm not sure what you're asking. my original post might have been confusing. i am speculating that she's been unable to get the new mic to work because she isn't using it.

>>7386369
Conventional weaponry still works, as long as you dismember them, the Pulse rifle in 1&2 works well still. But because of their new dmg system as long as you have enough dmg on your gun you can insta kill them hitting at any point on the body, which sucks

>>7386626
>the Pulse rifle in 1&2 works well still.
It works because it fires a shitload of hollowpoints. Didn't really help the poor military fucks that showed up part-way through the game though. Necros wiped them out in a few hours.

>>7385901
I don't even know why she got another mic in the first place. The Neumann is fine.

>>7386827
it's a lot better than "fine"!

>>7386790
Reminder that out of 1,332 people on the Ishimura plus a battalion's worth of soldiers, ONE survived.
Isaac was lucky as all hell

She was about to say "fucky wucky" wasn't she?

>>7385753
A shame. I find it pretty sexy.

>"I'm from the government and I'm here to help"
How much of a /pol/ schizo is Gura?

>oopsie woopsie we made a...uh...
Kek

>>7387005
She tells stories about raising livestock in rural America, take a guess.

>>7385753
She's the master of picking up things for one week and completely dropping it. That 3Dio only got one use and it was 5 months ago.

>>7387063
at least she's talked about playing around with it since then, and i remember it was sitting on her desk and she bumped it recently. so... there's still hope... i think...

>Elton John, don't you have a piano to play somewhere.

Funny because I seirously don't remember the time Elton John was mentioned in recent memory.

>>7387005
Most known Reagan phrase is hardly a marker. I'm russian and I fucking know it.

>>7387167
There was that role in Kingsmen 2 and Rocketman but those were like several years ago

>>7387157
She's done the same for DMC3 and Super Metroid. I'll believe it when I see it at this point.

>When does this game get scary?
Never Gura, this is the least spooky game of the series.

>>7387208
>I'm russian and I fucking know it.
Then you also know not to trust the government.

>>7387354
I trust mine way more than yours, kek.

>"I have a face, character development!"
They probably won't get to it in this stream cause it's pretty far in, but I hope they get to Carver's side quest levels. Those were really fun and make good use of the games coop gameplay.

Both these girls have a combined IQ of 10

>>7387640
It's okay because they're cute

>>7387640
But all the jeans and stationery jokes!

Ina got to lick the shark...

>>7387640
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>Lick The Shark
You have no idea how much I want to

>Ina licking Gura.
A very precious moment. Can we lick her, too?

This is painful to watch

lick the shark

>>7387891
I miss the nekomimi...

>>7387891
U-UOOOOH

>>7387875
Pretty funny for me.

GURA NO

>>7385753
Did someone on twitter say her cat ears looked like a dick again or something? She rarely uses her new outfit and those cat ears are in the abyss

>>7388004
No but thousands of retards screeched about how bad it was for weeks. No shit she doesn't want to use it anymore.

>>7388069
They fixed the main problems, people quieted down about it (outside irrelevant schizos on this board), and then she decides to stop using it

>>7388069
but it's fixed now

Jesus christ they are so stupid

>they already forgot how to use kinesis
Sasuga

>>7388004
Imagine being able to read Gura's mind and understand all of her mysterious decision-making processes....

What the fuck is this ungodly hour. I thought the collab is in 3 hours. Shit I missed like one whole hour.

>Gura dies. Ina follows after.
They work well together that they follow in each other's footsteps.

>>7388425
You didn't miss anything

>Hard
>Normal
>Easy
>Game Journalist
>Vtuber <---

Gura is the kind of girl I just desperately want to eat out. I don't want to fuck her, kiss her, get head from her, or anything else other run my tongue over her soaking wet cunny until all my mind can process is the taste and smell of her steamy crotch. I want to feel her legs wrapped around my head as I make her cum over and over again until my jaw locks up and I physically can't go any longer. I want to leave her breathless, covered in sweat and bodily fluids and begging for more. God damn bros, I want it so bad.

>>7388571
based

This is the entire stream

>>7388321
A lot of empty nothingness with memes floating in it and sometimes colliding. She is a quintessential zoomer after all.

>>7388829
This sounds like a miserable existence

Would you drive a Guramobile?

>>7389005
Gawr didn't come out of nowhere.

> Not even 10k viewers
WHY WHY WHY, WHAT'S WRONG? Are 90% of chumbuds really kids?

>>7389211
Because watching 2 retards fumble through a game isn't very entertaining

She mentioned it earlier but I would like to see her play Alien Isolation. That seems like a game fit for her.

>>7389130
Yeah, I just wouldn't want to spend the money on the wrap.

>>7389239
I wonder if it's a game she would save for October.

>>7389239
Never heard of it. What's it like?

This game is so bad

>>7389211
I could imagine monday being tomorrow has something to do with it, game not being very good and fairly old, so on.

>>7389239
Screaming and peeing herself would be delicious.

>>7389283
Outlast in space

>>7389239
>shit hours
>shit game
>Ina debuff

>>7389319
What's outlast like? Don't play too many bideo games

>>7389420
in outlast you get chased around an asylum by retards.
in alien you get chased around a space station by a xenomorph.

>>7389420
Go watch Gura's outlast playthrough, you won't regret it.

>>7389331
>ina
>debuff
What a horrible taste situation here.