/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

https://youtube.com/shorts/bHAEo_-6kFs?si=eaMPtloCntYxYe5o

This is for Gooba is she come here! I wub you Gooba!

https://files.catbox.moe/v88grw.mp4

Dinos claim victory again

Fall in love and get lost

>>73816112
yes, yes... very red...

>>73805427
I often pray for death but He doesn't listen.

>>73816444
If only someone could just break into my house and murder me...

i rly want a cute Gura to hang out with , huff

STOP LISTENING TO HER TUMMY!!!

Chumbies I think I'm sick and I'm too stubborn to not go to work tonight... why am I like this...

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>73816444
Praying to the living God for death? My man, get some ketamin, get comfy in your bed, sniff some ket, play some ambient through good headphones https://youtu.be/m5xJP50LXHg?si=sMlroEG-K5qWpNIj
Pray and introspect and traverse the endless corridor. You'll see.

is Gura secretly a braphog?

>I’m not always there when you call.
>But I’m always on time.
>And I gave you my all.
>Now, baby be mine.

>>73818053
C’mere you

Gore Goora by beloved

Are we all creepy perverts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XohhaT18ja4

listen to this

>>73819369
I miss the good times.

>>73819369
pls take me back and let me stay there...

I will be Gura's mommywife

>>73819369

>>73819581
what qualifications do you have for this occupation

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>73819748
i have babied a few adult women and helped them in all ways

>>73819369
The times where it was goob are gone...

The weather is shitty and my car was having weird steering issues on my drive to work today. If I die on my drive home in a few minutes someone tell Gura that I love her the most for me.

>>73819840
that sounds more like a meido than a mommywife

>>73820008
I will tell Gura that I love her the most for you.

>>73819369
https://youtu.be/kDxlYBIGSI4?t=3452

>>73820021
not when I've bottlefed them and changed their diapers

Gura, come out and play!

there's fanart of gura in diapers but there is no fanart of gura getting pissy diapers changed

>>73820339
DMC and its consequences have been a disaster for Gura and Chumbuds.

Gurass

Why do you think she doesn't stream?

>>73821665
I think the topic has been discussed to the point of saturation where there is 0 further value to asking this question at this point in time

>>73821665
God said I'm not allowed to have any joy.

>>73821864
If it’s your turn in the box does that mean I’m allowed to have fun now?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>73821665
she doesn't want to

I wonder if she feels sorry at all. It felt like she did feel remorseful at the way things are back during the lethal company collab, but I can't imagine that she actually is since she still disappears like this so often.

What part of she's burnt out don't you guys get?

>>73822660
If I had to be around these "people" I'd be burnt out too.

>>73822660
You can't be burned out for longer than you were actually active.

>>73822660
I understand burn out from the perspective of my tax bracket. Not whatever gura’s got going on.

Child

>>73822518
ye

>>73822831
Yeah mine

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>73823503
samen

Day 3! Give it up for day 3!

>>73822660
Even if she was burnt out on streaming. There's no reason why she had to stop communicating with us.
I think her fans have given her so much and it's like she doesn't even understand how much people miss her. I don't want to get into a "she owes me this, she owes us that" debate, but I don't understand how she doesn't even feel a little bit obligated to send a message every once in a while after everything we've done for her and how patient and forgiving the vast majority of her fans have been.
It makes me feel like maybe she's a different kind of person than I thought she was.

>>73824317

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Apparently Gura has a massive stream schedule for Summer, which will be part of her 5M subs push.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>73823802
i cant wait to see day 90

>>73824892
cope

Baguraette honhonhon

apparently Gura has a massive ddlg fetish, which she will explore with me during summer

>>73825285
>apparently

Gura cute Gura cute!

Wake up shark, the world needs you once again

I made it home alive, I can still tell Gura how much I love her, which is more than anything.

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>73824892
It was revealed to you in a dream?

I'm in love with her.

>>73825863
glad you're okay chumbie

>>73825851

>>73826241
Not as much as I do tho

Wife soon?

>guys she's in taiwan that's why no stream or comms
>comes back home
>collabs once
>still no streams
honestly being chumbie coper must be gruelling on the mind, all those mental gymnastics

>>73827675
She flew back out to Taiwan and is getting ready for Hololive Meet.

>>73827675
>streams on her channel doesn't count now
Are you still mad about AR anon?

>>73827675
>being chumbie coper
Could be worse - we could be ESL like your streetshitting self

>>73829423
Have you tried pressing the belly button? That should activate the Gura.

i just goomed to ai giantess feet...

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Hey (You)
Yeah (You)
How are (You) today :)

>>73829892
Gura... that city isn't walkable... you need to call an Uber...

>>73830176
I wish to perish, otherwise I'm pretty alright :3

>>73829674
I wish that ice cream was my peen...

>>73829423
The on button is in her cunny.

>>73816118
what an annoying ritual post. When i see a catbox mp4 i expect some nice iwara lewd 3d gura mmd shit. but it's just nogger music crap. guess i'm gonna see this garbage everyday for the next year. God I hate the way rappers move, i want to violently attack them. ooga booga yo yo yo.

>>73823930
don't make me BTFO you like i did yesterday doxfag cuckold. you'll get another warning and get JANNYRAPED again.

>>73830582
Real Gura made this post btw, I can feel it, I can feel HER
Oogs take the hint

>>73830723
big stwong janny needs to come save poow wittle anon, boohoo...

>>73830956
don't need saving. it's just funny watching a fag that picks on little girls get all his shit deleted. Less saving, more summoning a jester for my amusement.

>>73821156
SNIFFFFF

>>73830956
Mein neger in Christ, (You) spent all of yesterday post-ban-evasion unsubtly grasping for straws to beg the same jannies that just BTFO'd you to suddenly become your personal army and white knight you instead by banning everyone else to get back at them for calling you out for your doxjudaism
(You) of all faggots are in no position to accuse *anon* of running crying to the jannies

Buds I am on a book buying spree. Whoooo, I'm going to buy Uzumaki in a bit.

>>73831878
>thinking I'm him when I was just making fun of anon for hiding behind jannies
ngmi

>>73832077
so you're okay with doxxing her. okay then.

>>73831965
>le spiral horror manga
I've heard good things about that one, post your spoiler-free review when you're finished

>>73832274
i like the one with the cliff and the people shaped holes.

>>73832077

How is she so cute?

>>73832798

How is she so sexy?

>>73829423
I wish I had my own Gura sex doll...

>>73829423
I hope whoever made this continues the comic

>>73830723
Not sure what you're talking about, but you sure do sound scary, anon.
Is this some kind of RP thing?

>>73834551
How many levels deep of RP are we?

>>73834593
That's not the answer stupid retarded shark child!

>>73834593
She wants to be corrected aggressively.

>>73834593
Puffy cunny

>>73834690
im doing my best...

MY wife

MY Gurandma.

>>73830582
Well now I'm going to keep posting it.
Not out of spite or any ill will towards you, but the thought of you broiling in rage about a shitpost is so fucking funny that I can't possibly turn down the opportunity.

MY Gabby

>>73836110
and in the time you spend doing that, i'll be fapping.

>>73835110
It's okay anon, anon is just having a bad day
Try again, you can do it, I believe in you

I got food

>>73836964
What did you get. I just ate lasagna.

>>73824317
>*Le touché*

>>73836964
I made a ham sandwich for dinner.

>>73837479
I made a pastrami sandwich and french fries.

>>73837724
Chumbie, I'm getting hungry again

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>73838504
Retard

Please call me a retard.

>>73829423
What is this?

>>73838744
Wife

Are there any "legends" like Gura? Someone who hasn't showed up for a long time but when he/she returns, his/her fanbase is still strong as before?

>>73840352
Yeah but compared to Gura they don't matter

>>73840352
Nope. Never happened. Literally name 3 (three) times this has happened. You just can’t do it.

>>73840352
Down the rabbit hole guy
SteveMRE
Vsauce before he became a shorts whore.

>>73840352
Internet Historian

>>73840352
Reviewbrah
Dspgaming
Frankie the weather tard

>>73842276
That gangstalking arc was crazy

>>73840352

>>73840352
This guy

I like when threads are slow. It's nice.

>>73840352
binyot

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

The fuck you just say…?

What time did Gura add those new likes on Twitter?

>>73843073
around there >>73756925

my wife

I want to hold a stinky koala

I want to hold a stinky Gura

Gura stinky

>>73844447
Why is my daughterwife like this...

Any recommendations for tonight’s VOD? I’m thinking of revisiting SOMA or maybe Outlast.

>>73844822
dolphin

>>73844822
>SOMA
Have fun never sleeping from an endless vod

Hora dorphine, doorfan, doorphone~

extremely rare footage of a dino gura bathing.
they only bathe about once a year.

>>73844930
I fall asleep to her VODs tho chumbie.

>>73845005
Gotta wash those pits

So what do you think guras contract looks like?

She doesn’t stream much, release music videos, has merch that sells out.

What exactly is her role? I love her but a stream maybe once a month is tough

Begone, anti. Shoo.

All the grease from Guras fanbase could power all fossil fueled cars in America for an entire year

>>73845646
Nonsense, I wash my hair every other day at least.

Gawrlot

What would (You) do

>>73845669
use shampoo every day, so you produce even more grease!

>>73845646
Thats a awful idea. Human grease is terrible for engines. Besides if you needed human biproducct you have plenty of people in West Taiwan who arent even sentient and could easily be bought and thrown into a grinder for virtually no cost with their governments permission

>>73845863
Endless breeding

Imagine Gura

>>73846549
>West Taiwan
Careful anon, you'll set off the anti-Coco wumao schizo again

>>73845863
depends
did I bind her like that, or did I just find her?
she doesn't look displeased or fearful to see me, so I assume this is just me indulging her bondage fetish

>>73847281
Always do ToT

oh look, the brown is posting again

>>73847391
And if it turns out she's being held captive against her will?

>>73847561
>the brown
>the
>just one
God I wish

>>73847593
Finders keepers.

>>73847701

>>73847593
I'll rescue her, marry her, take care and protect her for as long as I live.

>>73847843
Good, was worried I'd have to call Gutsbud for a second there

If you had a baby with Gura what would you name it. I think I would name mine Mandark because it both describes me and my sense of humor.

Gura says: Sol Invicta.

>>73847999
Sol the who know?

>>73847999
but the sun is evil!

>>73847968
>both describes me and my sense of humor
>he admits to being brown
>and implies Gura would racemix
You're not lying anon, that IS some pretty dark humor

>>73848140
You gotta real fetish for races, huh pal. Internet fucked you up good it looks like. Sad

>>73847968
You are stupid

Oyasame...?

>>73848255
Fuck that dude. I’m glad he’s dead

>>73848255
I'm goncerned

>>73848289
Oyasame

>>73848245
>Ha-haha.
>Ha-haha-haha.

>>73848289
sharkdreams

>>73848272

>>73848289
Oh yes same.

>>73848289
sleep tight buddy

>>73848225
>Not racemixing is internet brainrot
gtfo of my board, normalfag lizard
Gura's no mudshark, she's a Gura shark

>>73848289

If gura really cared she wouldn't be doing this, she'd be jarring her farts and having weekly gacha pulls with chumbies to see who wins her fart jars.

>>73848704
https://litter.catbox.moe/vsl7i3.mp3

>>73848704
Farts are invented by homosexuals to signal to other homosexuals that their butts are ready, so yeah, that would fit the hyper-lesbian Gura perfectly o/

>>73848520
I was only joking mister

Imagine sexually bullying Bloop. Imagine what that would look like, to ryonabud him.

I heard no waterheater last stream

>>73849280
Maybe nobody was using hot water

>>73849136
My apologies chumbie, it has been a long and stressful day

>>73849337
Thats not how it works

>>73845863
Sexually bully T u T

>>73849351
I was the one who came off mean first. I’m cranky. I’m sorry chumbie.

>>73849427
Look at this schitzo apologizing to himself, classic ggg

>>73849427
It's all good chumbie
Chu~

Okay now kith.

>>73849477
It would appear that (You) are in fact the schizo
But it's okay, I'm in hugbox mode now so I won't bully you for it :)

>>73847968
>>73848140
>>73848225
>>73848520
>>73849136
>>73849351
>>73849427
>>73849493
This is how you groom yourself a fembud

>>73849600
I'm confused, which of us is the groomer and which is the fembud

>>73849600
Wow all me, but I'm a man.

I have written the last 15 posts in ggg all by myself, am i the only one that cares about Gura nowadays?

Ok now I’ve written the last 16 posts. What’s going on here.

>>73849202
Like this

>>73849867
This to me always looked like Gura has a small fucked up trex arm.

>>73849776
>>73849855
These posts? Me
But none of the posts before, those were all (You)

>>73849954
>small fucked up trex arm
C-could it be...?

>>73840352
Very niche but, NHL GM mode legend 2BCProductions is definitely one of them

>>73850001
You know, now that you mention it, I think someone was blabbing in here about how Gawr is actually Gabby dressed up in a dino costume or something like that. Strange fellow.

I wish COVID lockdowns would come back so we could have streams again.

hi mister chumbies

>>73850147
Sounds like an oddball
Clearly he just needs to take his meds

>>73850263
On the bright side, Global Jewish Banker War Part Three might be kicking off soon, so if it's a global catastrophe we need then we in there bois
And if Orange Man will actually be back in office this time around, God Willing, we won't all be dead and irradiated by the end of it

I have a dweam thawt my fouw wittwe chiwdwen wiww owne day wive in a nation whewe guwa finishes the gta:v pway thwough & they wiww nowt be judged by the cowow of theiw skin but by the content of theiw chawactew

Gura MHW soon

I turned the Serious Sam Vod back on. It’s my favorite vod to fall asleep to.

>>73850464
and then you weawize that they wewe judged by the content of theiw chawactew aww awong...

>>73850459
I await for the day when action finally takes place.

>>73850459
i hope Samson option kicked in before the orange man stay in the office, sabotage all nuclear plant

>>73850459
>>73850601
I'm too mentally ill to join the military (as in they won't let me in) I wonder if they'd still draft me if it came to that...

>>73850464
And I have a dream that, one day, precious familial bonds of sentiment will no longer be eroded and denigrated by disgusting, reductionist, small-minded rhetoric about race being something superficial like "the color of your skin", and that we will one day learn to love each other and actually be human beings again... but we don't always get what we want
I do agree about Gura finishing GTA 5 someday, though

if they draft me I will frag my officer and then shoot myself

Cheese

>>73850601
>>73850665
>>73850720
Based and same desu
>>73850623
>Endless Gura streams for the rest of the post-apocalypse
Good thing I'll be mutating an extra hand to goom my twelve extra hemipenises with forever

>>73850665
>>73850720
Plans? What plans? I just watch vtubers, I swear.

>>73850824
post rare gura to redeem yourself now

>>73850720
you wont be saying that when gura starts doing US propaganda

>>73850850
NTA. This one isn’t rare, but it’s cute enough to get the job done.

>>73850850
Nyo

>>73850858
You won't be saying that once Gura is captured and brought over to our side. Yes one of the goals will be to capture propagandists.

>>73850459
Will never happen. The rich don't benefit from blowing each other up. They'll cock tease each other until they've made enough.

>>73850947
cute, approved
>>73850858
nyo unless she personally told me to enlist after I mating press her cunny 76 times

>>73851008
Funny enough I've been looking into Anduril. If I were a betting man, that would be the name to watch.

>>73850997
Love this dino. Looks like she just said the n word and she might just say it again. No fear.

>>73851111
same

Tiny slit

>>73851008
>Implying (((the rich))) don't want to exterminate us peasants to replace us with robutts
>Implying (((the rich))) are omnipotent and they'll be able to stop things from spiraling out of control no matter what they want
>Implying (((the rich))) are buying survival shelters in remote places like New Zealand just to follow the trend
Do you honestly suppose the first two World Wars happened for absolutely no reason, and that those reasons are not still applicable at this point in human history

What the chumbies doing
I'm still just getting back into Runescape myself, currently multilogging on my main and a zerker I'm in the process of building
Man, a lot has changed in the year since I stopped playing last

>>73851508
I agree with this opinion. War is always a massive gamble for (((them))). High risk, high reward. More so a civil war and those that imply or rather promote inaction as the correct option be fools at best bad actors at worst. Still one should be weary of either side and not relent on the more important tenets of your ideology regardless of "outcry".

>>73851682
I’m dealing with heartburn. Still watching the serious Sam Vod.

Gura is a dorf.

>>73851485
Uoh

>>73850459
>>73850589
>>73850601
>>73850623
>>73850665
>>73850720
>>73850858
>>73850997
>>73851125
>>73851508
>>73851716
I am glad to see the chumbies are not blind to the crossroads at which we now stand and grasp just how high the stakes truly are
(You) know what must be done...

>>73851508
I thought the first happened because Franz Ferdinand and his wife were assassinated by serbs, the second because the treaty of versailles was extremely unfair, humiliating and blamed everything on the germans

>>73851508
I cant wait until they chemically castrate all of us

>>73851878
Now this is a comfy thread.

>>73851896
Those are the proximal causes from a birds' eye perspective, yes, but I'm more referring to why the geopolitical context behind both events were engineered to be the way they were in the first place, as well as why the incidents in question were not dealt with in a different way by those in power once they arose
Some relevant reading: https://www.unz.com/book/john_wear__germanys-war/

>>73851940
>Wait
It's already started, anon
>>73851981
It's always a breath of fresh air when the SEAcreatures and schizos take a break from shitting up the thread for a while, so us normal, well-adjusted chumbies can have enjoy some stimulating conversation instead :)

>>73851835
8 MORE HOURS

>>73852236
>It's already started, anon
I wish, then I wouldn't have to pay child support for a kid I hate.

>>73852263
What's going on??

>>73852311
Dorfs adventure mode

>>73850268
Hello child, where are your parents
This is no place for you, these lot are dangerous

It is so crazy to me that Gura have access to Gura cunny whenever she wants, how sick is that? Imagine the luxury

>>73852348
what does adventure mode add?

>>73852385
An entire second game inside the game. Instead of running a fortress you play as one guy exploring the world, the same one you built your fort(s) in.

>>73850268
Hello little shark. I have lots of games you can play in this nice windowless van and plenty of candy in my nice soundproof basement. Let me take you there.

>>73852128
Interesting, I'll give it a read tomorrow. That reminds me, I recently learned that a lot of powerful people that were against the creation of the federal reserve died on the titanic.

>>73852458
Put her down stinky shark fin chewing china man!

>>73852515
I will put her down onto my lap repeatedly. :3

>>73852236
they just need a more years of AI development
gura will be safe

>>73852472
>Anon's awakening begins
The rabbithole goes deep, my friend. Deep enough that it would drive many to insanity or heartbreak to realize the full extent and gravity of just what has been done to us over the last two or three centuries of world history
It's a big part of why, without Gura, the good Lord and a handful of other bright lights shining in the darkness, I'm certain I would have lost myself long, long ago
Which is why I say to (You) now: no matter what may come, hold onto her with all your might. Stay strong, however hard it is now and how much harder it will surely become in the days ahead. Don't lose hope, don't lose your love, don't lose your smile, and do not lose your heart

>>73851981
>>73852771
Comfy indeed

Gura cures my depression and errectial disfunction. I will forever be thankful for that.

>>73853247
Gura cures the D.E.D.

not reading did anything happen in the last 8 hours

Gura cute
Gura erotic

I love this tiny bratty whore so much that I want sexually bully and ryona her T u T

>>73853675

>>73853690
why didn't you save bloop gutsbud?
>>73849202

Gura will probably get announced here soon.
https://twitter.com/holomeetxTPE24

>>73854650
I hope not.

>>73854650
Why would her first meet and greet in some two years be in Taiwan? Isn't she HoloEn?

>>73854804
She already had a meet and greet within the last 2 years that everybody forgot about because it wasn't in English.

>>73854684
>>73854804
Of course it's gunna happen, she's the big sushi star over there, EN fans are a joke to Cover. Bet we won't see any video of it either.

>>73855174
TWbuds will help us.

>>73854877
>>73855174
Panels are different from fan meetings.

>>73855243
The fuck is even the point of a fan meeting in Taiwan? Do they all speak english there?

>>73855243
Like I said, everybody forgot about it.

>>73855412
Imagine the smell.

>>73855284
A lot of them speak Japanese... which is why only the members who can speak Japanese have been announced.