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For the 324th time, what is Ope?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfY
Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.

>Streams
▼ Next stream
Tue 04/16 1PM CT, walking zatsudan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hks5XZGNQpE
▼ Previous streams
04/15, American Truck Simulator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZmT8rIrUL0
04/13, Stardew Valley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs-zSmFuJpE
04/12, Minecraft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e05JtteiAk8
04/11, Holo X Break collab with Kiara: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kExcBGN9fA
04/10, WolfQuest collab with Twilight gang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYIHDoAGqkM
▼ Last appearance
04/14, Jackbox HoloEN collab at Bijou's birthday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqCoI6h_dkI
04/14, "Space Jam" Advent watchalong at Bijou's birthday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9RX35SNOkM

>Songs
Jewelbird cover of VIVINOS - OTOMEROID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aiuzVI35BQ
Cover of Nakashima Mika - Yuki no Hana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPWsptIhKkM
Archive of the struck down Moka - Lilium cover
https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8c
Unarchived karaoke (April 2024)
https://mega.nz/folder/Rm0iFY7Y#F_EO1CO2oCwgaH-cJMI8wA
Songs & Karaokes rentry
https://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01
Cover playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJG6WXf5JvFn2FWv_B5HP7DklUtdeZiM

>Useful Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroft
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_en
Art tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixiv
Merch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01
Previous thread: >>73715573
A word of advice: as per >>1, be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.

>> No.73780574
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>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1779744168543133774
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

>> No.73780585

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

>> No.73780625

2024 to date
Solo streams: 39
Collabs: 45
Twitch collabs: 3
Solo karaoke: 2
Members: 6

>> No.73780700
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Rissa's tasty armpits

>> No.73780814

>>73779345
I wasn't going wild about the quality either, it wasn't the best, but hardly would be a Stardew. We still got her trying to fun things up by playing up her new hat, having fun with the accent, and giving us Rissa's driving tips for the road, while trying to cage the Celtic demon inside her that wants to do battle against the heathens that block her progress and make her have to spend one more minute on the road than she has to.

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Guess we ain't getting hearties today

>> No.73781551
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Wait Nerissa has a boyfriend? Based. Good for you Nerissa, I hope he is a good man that gives you what you desire. God bless the both of you, I havent stopped praying for you. Youre the best, keep up the good streams and dont worry about anyone giving you a hard time.

>> No.73781670

>Can't even larp as Christfag
grim

>> No.73781746

>>73781009
The thing you notice with Nerissa is things might not be consistent, but at least you know then it's not a mechanical rubber stamp you're getting.

>> No.73781790

>>73781670
I hope they fuck off regardless

>> No.73781823
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>Shitty larp as the Christfag

>> No.73781841

>>73781746
Yeah true, I love my wife

>> No.73782485
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73782485

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft while she crashes an 18 wheeler

>> No.73782819

I want Nerissa to rape and then kill me at some nowhere trucker stop

>> No.73784134
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https://twitter.com/NofuuKee/status/1780033401711640676/photo/1

>> No.73785640

>>73784134
Nerissa would never have sex with a bird. She's not her dad.

>> No.73786044

>>73785640
Isn't the lore that were humans who were turned into birds somehow and the miasma from her broken horn's magic power seeping out has to do with it, that we're part of her somehow. And the leaking magic has a charm like effect on people around her. That is where the lore I remember is at this point.

>> No.73786452

>>73786044
No, Nerissa and her siblings are demons, they just have avian features. She isn’t a bird herself. Her father (a demon) transformed her mother (a literal bird) into a demon.

>> No.73787220
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https://twitter.com/88Kotori/status/1779279914262204669

Goodnight /ope/, remember that Rissa's streaming early tomorrow ^^

>> No.73787304

So is Nerissa /here/?
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1779941459241599294

>> No.73787446

>>73787304
I want her to say I'm "Here" just once and I'll fucking lose it

>> No.73788801

>>73787446
Honestly, the Advent girls have given us more than enough evidence of their web crawling, its fine as is. I'd say a cute wink would suffice.

>> No.73789437

>>73787304
Meds

>> No.73789818
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Rissa feet they're so sweet now it's time for me to sleep

>> No.73790216

https://twitter.com/maison2013/status/1779487634123006187
Thoughts?

>> No.73790349

>>73790216
My headphones filtered that faggot's voice so hard I legit thought he was a woman with a voice similar to Rissa. Guess I have anti gay headphones

>> No.73790381

>>73790216
Total Homo Death can't come soon enough

>> No.73791738

>"Temari's hair is STUPID"
catching up on the member stream and this had me bursting out laughing

>> No.73792588
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>> No.73792608

>>73792588
this guy overcorrected the mole count

>> No.73792729
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73792729

Hearing my out of shape Rissa get winded from light walking will be delectable later. Pathetic, but enjoyable in its own way. Plus, she's usually more awake and energetic for these early streams!

>> No.73794380

>>73792608
Those aren't moles but supposed to be the indentures for the cheeks.

>>73792729
I'm glad she found something where she has a good incentive to get some good walks in, will likely help her sleep better the more fit is.

>> No.73794781

>>73786452
>So lacking in rizz you have to fuck a bird
Lmao

>> No.73795140

>>73790216
Total homobeggar death.

>> No.73795891

>>73794781
I dunno, if he has the skills to just make hot ladies with supergenes, does he need it?

>> No.73797260

Cumming on Nerissa's face then pissing off the cum

>> No.73797415

Random morning thought.
If Rissa were in a hentai, who would be her JP voice actress? I was thinking the VA for Shiranui Mizuki.

>> No.73798354

Sex with Rissa as I try to sleep

>> No.73798483

>>73797415
Rissa is a true slut's slut. The Murasaki VA.

>> No.73799381

>>73797415
Miyuki Sawashiro. She can do cute and sexy.

>> No.73799471

>>73797415
>>73798483
Rissa isn't hag enough to qualify for Shiranui's VA. Rinko however, now there's a good choice.

>> No.73799579

while we're having a hentai discussion, would rissa be the type to make animal noises during sex? would she buhi if she got turned on enough?

>> No.73799702

>>73799579
That's a good question that I don't have the answer to. I just choke her during sex so nothing comes out anyway.

>> No.73799779

>>73799579
Is making a woman squeal like a pig or moo like a cow, or woof like a bitch more arousing?

>> No.73800951

Nerissa poop

>> No.73802200

qrd?
>>73794104

>> No.73802594

>>73802200
>>73800951

>> No.73803044

Had a dream where Rissa wanted me to take off my shirt so badly, then the dream ended as soon as I took it off

>> No.73803354

>>73803044
Such is Rissa. All bark no bite.

>> No.73804250
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https://twitter.com/harikyon_DZS/status/1778168039525032091/

>> No.73804302

https://twitter.com/WZProps/status/1780256782302183526

>> No.73805135

Mococo thinks Ina hugs better than Nerissa

>> No.73805193

>>73805135
Mococo doesn't like Rissa, who cares.

>> No.73805895

Nerissa didn't heart my comment on both the YT short and 'Murican truck sim :( She hates me!

>> No.73805964

Hearties have been dispensed, really thought we ain't getting on truck sim

>> No.73806309

>>73805193
The dogs are really beginning to grind my gears. How dare they try to ruin the Space Jam watchalong and disrespect Rissa's hugs practically back to back?

>> No.73807118

>>73805135
ina is flat and so is mococo

>> No.73807223

Sorry for the delay, she needs some more time to recover from last night

>> No.73807263

Breakfast/brunch running long with new bf

>> No.73807262

She should just stream two or three times a week and actually put some effort/energy into it. I'll take that over the current situation.

>> No.73807306
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She didn't make it home in time kek

>> No.73807391

>>73794781
Mind you, papa has the ability to transform into a bird and meet mama as a bird. He has rizz but just didn’t want to stay a bird forever, so he made his hot bird gf into a hot demon wife

>> No.73807408
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>>73802200
they hate her because shes pretty and nice. The opposite of what they are

>> No.73807515 [DELETED] 

>>73807306
Probably overslept for the first time in her life at her bf's house, can't blame her.

>> No.73807560
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https://twitter.com/AngelGC_art/status/1780280963450188108

>> No.73807567

>>73807408
What the fuck is this from

>> No.73807716 [DELETED] 

She privated the frame instead of delaying it. She's clearly on phone. Things can only go downhill from here, now that she has a bf.

>> No.73807795
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>>73807716
It's not privated you retard

>> No.73807838

>>73807795
Not anymore, you want to say. Read free chat if you wanna know.

>> No.73807839

>>73807795
Its actually unlisted for some reason?

>> No.73807882

>sorry, I'm trying to edit the time on it but I can't do it on mobile ;w;
And dropped. Cya ope, gl with whatever bullshit she pulls next

>> No.73807893
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>> No.73807922

>>73807795
She actually admitted being on mobile now. So she was not at home last stream.

>> No.73807949

She finally set it at the right time

>> No.73807959

>Sisters acting up again
They're not even trying to hide it

>> No.73808046 [DELETED] 

>>73807959
Cope as you can, you know she's not single anymore. Good for you if you want to keep up with her, but her dedication will drop now. Not that there was much of it anyways.

>> No.73808063

>>73807959
So cockbrained they keep pushing a bf narrative

>> No.73808120

All those pregnancy coded streams were meant to send a message.

>> No.73808139

C'mon sis, post your butt
That's the only way you'll ever get even a thousandth of the attention that Rissa is getting

>> No.73808146

What the fuck set the retards off today kek
Post porn to drown them out

>> No.73808185

>>73808146
probably >>73802488

>> No.73808221

Are they still mad the Niji event sucked?

>> No.73808279
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>>73807567
just asians being asian

>> No.73808303

>>73808221
Must be awful, to be a sister, to wake up and take yet another L
>[Deleted]
Case in point
Why don't the fuck off back to k-pop is a mystery to me

>> No.73808380

>>73808279
Can I know what the fucking song is

>> No.73808523
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73808523

She's /here/ and reading all the shitposts about vacations made her decide to just not talk about her next spa trip until after the fact

>> No.73808530
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Sex with Birds

>> No.73808544

>>73808303
I wish we didn’t have to share a hobby with them. I pray for the death of Niji

>> No.73808581

So why didn't she just take yesterday off? Must have been some spur of the moment thing or it's like a family emergency or something...

>> No.73808614

>>73808530
I want Rissa to cower when challenged by the queen dyke. I want her to feel embarrassment of the strictly sexual kind.

>> No.73808722

Here's my rrat: Malpha actually had her baby yesterday and she had to stay at her house

>> No.73808754

>I have something really important happening this week, so while no promises, if I can manage to finish earlier in the week, I may potentially try to do a random stream on Sunday (or one on Monday if I am not able to start properly by then)
=====
>Honestly, I still do have quite a bit going this week... But I wanted to do my best anyway!

I trust she's actually busy with something family related and she doesn't share that stuff usually so yeah

>> No.73808809

>>73808722
Lies. Slander. Libel. Malpha will be forever pregnant, it's the defining character trait for her. She's not allowed to avoid that, even for a while, even to just to give birth.

>> No.73808818

>>73808754
Still prechat? The frame isn't showing up for me.

>> No.73808829

>>73808809
She’ll just get pregnant again in another month or so, relax

>> No.73808850

>>73808722
She doesn't even live in the same state

>> No.73808859

>>73808818
No that's her most recent 2 schedules in community tab

>> No.73808881

>>73808859
Ah you right

>> No.73808913

>>73808829
It's safe to assume that at all times there is either cum or a child inside Malpha. Remember that the next moment she's on stream.
I will do the same to Nerissa btw.

>> No.73809170

Ah, so it was an internet issue

>> No.73809171

She just changed it to 1:30

>> No.73809207

>internet problem fixed
Rissa, no, you can't kill so many rats at once, that's inhumane. The sisters will starve you know. Kek.

>> No.73809245
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In chat
>Phone posting
gomenasai

>> No.73809277

>>73809245
Holy shit, a real boomerbird

>> No.73809400

>>73809277
Stfu I'm 28

>> No.73809404

>>73809245
MY EYES

>> No.73809655

You ARE going on a walk with her right?

>> No.73809847

>>73809655
Sort of, Tuesday is my leg day

>> No.73810227

>>73809245
So you have two phones? How tf did you even take this lol also your credit card number is showing in the top right corner

>> No.73810429

>>73807263
Yeah, me.

>> No.73810561

>>73810227
If you were to find out how this pic was taken then it'll just raise more questions

>> No.73810578

>>73809655
I did my 27k steps for the day, my legs ain't touching the ground again today

>> No.73810720

Cmon, Rissa. Go three hours so I can have a seamless transition from you to the Fauna Witcher stream.

>> No.73811048
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wife starting anon is asleep

>> No.73811150

her internet is dying kek

>> No.73811151

I SAW THAT

>> No.73811188

>>73811150
>>73811151
?

>> No.73811455

Is her mic back to normal today? I can't tell cuz I'm on mobile this time.

>> No.73811470

I actually think Malpha's newest was born so Rissa is going back n forth n back n forth to house/baby sit/visit the hospital. Little man and little lady were mentioned last yesterday (not sunday). And i think on the mario party stream they mentioned that Malpha was not too far from the expected date

>> No.73811501

>>73811470
She loves nowhere near her

>> No.73811537

>>73808523
I think she deserves a whole week at a spa, go get it gurrrrl

>> No.73811666

This could be a yab

>> No.73811695

>momrissa is korean
>paparissa owns guns
Is paparissa a rooftop korean?

>> No.73811705

This is not the GFE I was hoping for :(

>> No.73811731
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She has a heavy-sounding gait.

>> No.73811739

>>73811695
Her Mama, as in her artist, retard.

>> No.73811749

>>73811695
Art mamma...

>> No.73811801

>>73811739
>>73811749
What if she made him an honorary rooftop korean?

>> No.73811818

YEAH I FUCKING MADE IT ON TIME AND ONLY MISSED 10 MINUTES COMPARED TO THE WHOLE WALKING STREAM LAST WEEK. FUCK THEM STUDENTS I AINT TUTORING THEM AFTER 8PM CET EVER AGAIN. my wife is very genki today

>> No.73811819

>musician gossip
I love my wife

>> No.73811931

el em ay oh

>> No.73811981

i love my exhausted hag wife

>> No.73812106

>She doesnt have anything planned for reasons
WHAT ARE THE REASONS????

>> No.73812168

She should play Mass Effect and romance Samantha in ME3

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>>73812106
Where we're going, we won't need any plans.

>> No.73812201

>>73812106
Japan with Advent for 3D stuff

>> No.73812231

>>73812106
Plans within plans, covers within covers

>> No.73812379

ITS THE HEAD HOUSE NIGGA

>> No.73812384

>>73812231
IT'S PROJECTS ALL THE WAY DOWN

>> No.73812460

>Brorissa is a debate bro
lmao

>> No.73812495

Whistling the bird to appear is the most creative thing I've seen her do in weeks

>> No.73812550

>>73812460
>roman debate bro with long hair, a 3d printer, a dog and a dorky voice
How much autism could they fit within 1 person

>> No.73812581

She knows about the Ray Peat carrot salad

>> No.73812615

>>73812550
If he gets into programming it’s so over for that fembird

>> No.73812686

I almost died eating vegan meat. They had to pump my stomach

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>> No.73812749

>>73812716
No, officer, I'm not actually black!

>> No.73812759

>He likes nuts
Fag?

>> No.73812801

>STEELERS ANTI
Idk what sport but i hate them now

>> No.73812820

>>73812801
American football

>> No.73812836

Oh yeah she’s from Minnesota

>> No.73812851

SKOL

>> No.73812857

>>73812820
Thanks anon. I hate the Steelers now eventhough im not an American football fan.

>> No.73812970

based paparissa, keeping our pure activities women free

>> No.73812972

wtf is softball?

>> No.73812978

Nerissa was a stacy confirmed

>> No.73812985

>YOUNG TANNED RISSERBIRD
UOHHHHHHH

>> No.73812986

Paparissa hate. Wrestler or baseball player Nerissa would’ve been so hot.

>> No.73812989

>>73812972
a sport for lesbians

>> No.73813007

Nerissa is flat chested

>> No.73813018

>>73812972
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Softball

>> No.73813114

vtubing is a profession for the crippled, it keeps happening

>> No.73813135

nerissa...

>> No.73813211

My wife is a strong woman

>> No.73813285

Nerissa stop lying about your booba

>> No.73813301

Chiropractors are a scam anyway

>> No.73813303

Chiropractors are such a massive fucking scam

>> No.73813338

I feel bad for Rissa from personal experience
>fell on my back drom 3m high at age 13
>no diagnosis
>got paralysed from the waist down 2 years later due to that back fall at age 16
>had to relearn how to walk again which took 3 month
It's scary shit when they say you will likely never walk again

>> No.73813383

Why is Nerissa so cringe and boring

>> No.73813434

Just lie and say it is hurting, Rissa. Then get an MRI

>> No.73813462

The same shit happened to me. I used to be a side sleeper all the time. But now I sleep on my back because my right arm cracks and clicks at any sort of movement
and it's been like that for years. Sometimes I think my right arm is weaker than my left because of that

>> No.73813504

So she is 5'9" 190lbs. Cute.

>> No.73813560

She’s panting so heavily…

>> No.73813565

Stop being such a whore

>> No.73813604

>>73813504
so 9 inches taller than me and 50 pounds heavier. pls abuse me nerissa

>> No.73813611

>>73813565
My whore by the way

>> No.73813634

My slut oshi is so cute

>> No.73813637

>that's my normal walking speed
>okay do you want a medal
Kek. I love when someone wants to show-off and Rissa just snaps back

>> No.73813680

fat FUCK!

>> No.73813684

>>73813604
Manletbird

>> No.73813693

>>73813462
Go to a chiropractor or physical therapist and have them look at it then, doctors won't do anything at most you'll get ibuprofen and then being a cunt to you

>> No.73813723

>>73813504
>190
aintnoway

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>>73813504
>>73813604

>> No.73813763

I want to huff her armpits

>> No.73813790

I want to huff her butthole

>> No.73813814

>>73813504
>tfw taller than this and weigh less
It's over

>> No.73813820

>>73813723
she gave numbers and calories burned. if you use walking time of 30-40 minutes you get between 180 and 200. she was walking 2.4mph and bumped it up to 3.

>> No.73813840

>>73813504
DYRBI

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>>73813840
based on what she entered into the treadmill yes. did she enter her true weight? probably not.

>> No.73813939

>>73813504
In metric units?

>> No.73813969

>>73813462
You could have a compressed nerve from that along with lack of shoulder strength. You'll definitely want a Physical Therapist to take a look and work with you

>> No.73813983

>>73813933
>>73813820
Slightly chubby steppies club with Shiori

>> No.73814036

>>73813933
https://youtu.be/TVplVXS1tCY

>> No.73814062

>>73813939
175cm 85kg
t. 4.5 years engineering degree

>> No.73814064

Why does she know what a realdoll is

>> No.73814088

>>73813939
175 cm 86 kg

>> No.73814109

>>73814064
You know why, Jailbird

>> No.73814114

I hate retards

>> No.73814133

>>73813732
nice

>> No.73814161

>>73814062
>>73814088
Doesnt sound too bad desu, especially for a women.

>> No.73814205

>>73814064
>>73814109
gosh maybe she's doing one for merch

>>73814161
oh I'm all in for the voice, idgaf what she looks like

>> No.73814220

Gyms are a scam, Jesus.

>> No.73814239

More gokkun sounds, good good

>> No.73814281

>>73814220
TRUE. You can walk outside, and you can buy weights for the cost of like 3 months of a membership

>> No.73814285

There's nothing you can do in a gym that you can't do at home

>> No.73814306

>>73814205
Oh me too but just wondering

>> No.73814333

>>73814285
fit women

>> No.73814420

I woke up late but this is already a good stream.

>> No.73814432

>the beauty fool
why are unitedstatians like this

>> No.73814439
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73814439

>4kids

>> No.73814484

Why does she wanna be a hag so bad?

>> No.73814493

She's like a different person earlier in the day, so much better

>> No.73814505

>>73814484
Hags are sex

>> No.73814515

>>73814484
Marine is a hag.

>> No.73814521

her brother is 100% autistic to the point of disability

>> No.73814555

Nerissa stop leeching

>> No.73814559

>>73814521
He's just like me frfr

>> No.73814583

Marine in her 3D showcase PLEASE

>> No.73814585

>>73814493
how early does she wake up, or how little does she sleep every night

>> No.73814600

>>73814484
It's not like you can choose to age in reverse.

>> No.73814604

>>73814583
Oh that's a guarantee at this point

>> No.73814640

nerissa is into shota confirmed

>> No.73814666

>>73814585
It sound like she usually wakes up around 11-12 because she's referred to 1300 multiple times as "morning"

>> No.73814698

>>73814521
I get that impression too which is one of the many reasons I wish people would stop asking for him. Poor guy just wants to read Roman books.

>> No.73814799

Imagine the sweat

>> No.73814803

Is Rissa gonna steal Senchou pink bathroom decor like she did with Kiara's soap and Chloe did with Shion's stuff

>> No.73814815

does she know that 10k steps are about 7,8 kilometers (4,8 miles)? also you shouldn't fucking yap while doing cardio, you'll just end up out of air (and tired) faster.

fucking stupid white girls, jesus.

>> No.73814818

>>73814698
every midwestern family got the:
whore
devout catholic
weirdo
grug (we don't talk about grug)

>> No.73814845

Boyfriend rrat is confirmed false bc she's way too horny rn to have had sex yesterday

>> No.73814866

>>73814845
or she's on her period

>> No.73814904

You and the other 36% of her fanbase that are female, Nerissa

>> No.73814913

>>73814866
Not yet, unless it came 5 days early

>> No.73814998

She had no space but still bought LoTR merch, so she's lying. She hates Marine and Kiara

>> No.73815029

>>73814998
Retard

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73815054

Got the tapestry and the mug

>> No.73815116

we got this somewhat in council but it's giga amplified in advent, it's really neat how fangirly they are over older holos

>> No.73815150

Gosh, her lack of basic health knowledge is giving me Nam flashbacks to my clinicals. Rissa please...

>> No.73815193

God I love yappers

>> No.73815240

>>73815150
Yea it's kind of sad

>> No.73815296

Her surfer voice sucks

>> No.73815330

>>73815296
Yeah, my D

>> No.73815383

I feel bad because she is exercising while I am eating greasy noodles...

>> No.73815445

Who the fuck talks about their wet dreams with a superchat? How fucking autistic do you have to be?

>> No.73815485

I love white women.

>> No.73815520

Face it NA birds. It's in your best interest as well to make sure she permanently moves to streaming EU time

>> No.73815547

>>73815445
how fucking based

>> No.73815595

She talked about her pits. She's basically confirmed /here/ at this point, that mention was Pits-anon

>> No.73815602

>>73813820
That's probably the default setting for the treadmill set for the average american male. Mine does the exact same thing I'm 5'6'' and 130, sorry architects.

>> No.73815614

>>73815520
i work night shift so that's fine with me

>> No.73815629

>>73813732
no...

>> No.73815657

Did (you) exercise today, Jailbirds?

>> No.73815670 [DELETED] 

Kiara you lost....

>> No.73815695

>>73815657
Yes, i have actually been exerciaing this whole time. She's actually quite motivating

>> No.73815717

>>73815629
it's amazing

>> No.73815749

I wish I had a wife... or a girlfriend... or even just women to talk to regularly...

>> No.73815765

>>73815670
>Kiara vs Marine Kamioshi shitposting doesn't work
>Run to here to try it instead
???

>> No.73815806

Rissa can sexually harass me any time

>> No.73815819

She's definitely ovulating.

>> No.73815831

>>73815657
Got my steppies done and went to the gym

>> No.73815832

The workout is making her too horny

>> No.73815861

>>73815749
Same... the last time I talked to a girl besides my mom was when I borrowed a pen from a girl at uni 2 months ago...

>> No.73815874

hearing a woman say encouraging things is so nice...

>> No.73815881

>>73815765
I'm guessing some schizos in global are going nuclear over Kiara due to Nerissa talking about Marine? Anyways, don't bring that stuff over here, already had to deal with them bringing it over here once before.

>> No.73815901

>>73815861
Every uni interaction is a chance to make a friend. Keep trying!

>> No.73815904

>>73815861
>borrowed
You still have it dont you?

>> No.73815906

10k steps is what my 65 yr old mother's goal is every day...

>> No.73815920

Nerissa Ravencroft doesn’t understand nor will she ever know how much I love her. She makes me want to be a better person, to actually accomplish my dreams. I want to shine on stage right next to her one day, but even if I do she will never understand how deep my love for her goes

>> No.73815934

This is a great stream.

>> No.73815971

>>73815906
Same and she's 82. But the important thing is to at least get some exercise.

>> No.73816024

>>73815920
ngl, I was a 230 pound fat fuck, but then the muscle girl anime came out and it unironically gave me enough motivation to work myself down to 140. all forms of encouragement and inspiration are valid as long as they don't turn toxic.

>> No.73816037

i can only hear this as a fuck machine

>> No.73816120

>>73816037
Get your head out of the gutter, coomer jailbird. Get your steps in today

>> No.73816150

>>73815971
Yeah, it's sad that this is her level of health, but everyone has to start somewhere. Hopefully this is only the start though, she needs to actually train

>> No.73816190

Wtf she's way better today? She needs to start streaming earlier

>> No.73816259

>>73816190
The movement of walking stimulates her brain

>> No.73816272

>>73816024
Damn how tall are you

>> No.73816309

Her level of willingness to troubleshoot things is so low. kek.
Just like the Mario Kart thing. It disconnects once and she's like "ope, guess we're done. It's not working"

>> No.73816321

>>73816024
I’m proud of you, I need to start working on my weight too

>> No.73816335

>>73816272
153cm/5'0. I'm still slightly overweight but I have muscle now so I just joke that I'm dwarfmaxxing

>> No.73816349

>>73816309
She is a woman

>> No.73816361

>>73816259
Nta but have you seen her other early streams? She's always more awake and energetic at this time. She's practically falling asleep in her chair at the normal time

>> No.73816362

>>73816335
post lift #s

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She didn't brap while walking, it's a loss for me

>> No.73816378

>>73816309
Are you expecting her to louis rossmann the treadmill live

>> No.73816459

>>73816335
That's fucking awesome progress, anon, well done!

>> No.73816522

>>73816363
Good

>> No.73816531

>>73816362
215 deadlift
160 bench

>> No.73816545

She rants about the supposed health effects of wearing polyester, she eats Taco Bell. How does her brain square this circle?

>> No.73816566

SHIORAVEN LOVE

>> No.73816594

>>73816545
Brain?

>> No.73816641

>>73816363
even after eating taco bell.. she's definitely wearing a big plug right now

>> No.73816716

Rate the stream, Jailbirds

>> No.73816748

>>73816716
My wife encouraged me to exercise/10

>> No.73816770

>>73816716
I love my wife/10

>> No.73816782

>>73816531
I was kind of in the same position as you with a lot of weightloss and was wondering if you were running into the same thing as me (high bench / relatively weaker legs). Try supplementing your dead/squats with hip thrusts when you get the chance and it'll push your leg development through the roof - just make sure you contract our abs when you do so otherwise you'll fuck up your back.

>> No.73816783

>>73816716
No memes. Just 10/10.

>> No.73816785

>>73816716
The stream was perfect. Whatever is the cause be it the time or walking or whatever she needs to do more of it.

>> No.73816793

>>73816716
very enjoyable, I love Nerissa!

>> No.73816825

>>73816716
probably a top 5 stream of hers, definitely if not including kareoke

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>>73816716
Aces/10 I missed some at the beginning so I need watch that

>> No.73816878

>>73816782
thx for the advice musclebird!

>> No.73817082

>>73816782
What to do if majority is waterweight?

>> No.73817112

>>73816878
Actually a touring IRyStocrat that hangs out in comfy splits to avoid shitposts in hlgg during streams.

We gonna make it bruh, keep it up.

>> No.73817184

I don't think Rissa raids Aki if she knows it's a mixed gender Rust server she's playing on.

>> No.73817195

>>73816716
She should do every kind of stream while walking/10. Maybe not karaoke.

>> No.73817205

Tourist here, your wife is cute and sexy and I enjoyed her rambling while walking with her

>> No.73817234

>>73817082
Bananas reduce water retention (potassium) + drinking more water in general will help reduce that. Otherwise you're just going to want to put on as much muscle as possible because chances are you have a lot more body fat than you think (speaking from personal experience.)

>> No.73817245

>>73817112
Nah that makes you a refugee. /here/ we house refugees, like novelites, saplings and pebbles regularly. Only raiders arent welcome which is why you regularly see seething catalog posters

>> No.73817269

I want Nerissa’s banana if you know what I mean

>> No.73817300

I really hope its the walking and not the timezone because I wouldn't be able to catch most of them live. If she walked in the evenings it'd be better.

>> No.73817482

>>73817300
She's always more energetic earlier in the day, just watch some of the Stardew streams or past brunch zatsus. I'll have to join vodgang as well, but earlier streams may be for the best, considering how her recent streams have been

>> No.73817501

>>73817482
I disagree, her walking streams are even better than stardew, I think it's the walking.

>> No.73817594

>>73817482
Her recent streams have been without any kind of focus, that's the real problem. She knows what she has to do on Stardew, that's why they're better. The problem is that she doesn't want to do anything that takes time or a big number of streams cause she's gonna fly to Japan in May... Or that's what we think she's gonna do, anyways, maybe she's going on another trip or she's gonna move out, who knows.

>> No.73817612

>>73817501
Oh I agree, but the earlier in the day Stardew streams are better, relative to her later and more recent Stardew streams, that's what I meant. Walking streams are top-tier for sure

>> No.73817634

Rissa needs to become EU, her earlier streams are so good because the eepy isn't there yet

>> No.73817635

>>73814818
Which one is Rissa

>> No.73817792

I've been eating good with Armpits this month, I'm so happy

>> No.73817815

>>73817612
Her only recent Stardew stream was the same quality as the others imo. The only thing is that she ended it earlier than the others cause it was getting late. I could say that earlier streams may motivate her to go for longer.

>> No.73817891

Still blame her temperamental mood on the meme diet but without it she'd be 200lbs<

>> No.73817997

>>73817891
Not like I have a chance with her. Give me obese Rissa with an affable personality.

>> No.73818128

>>73817997
It's not like a binary RPG mechanic trade off her physical health and mindset would still deteriorate in other ways

>> No.73818142

>She liked comments after mine but not mine
What did she mean by this?

>> No.73818158

>>73817891
It's possible but I doubt it. If you have a sedentary lifestyle you don't need 3 or even 2 meals a day. Doubly true if she doesn't train, heck she doesn't even walk 10k steps normally

>> No.73818348

Fuck I missed my chance to live troll Risser about the Packers and Vikings rivalry...

>> No.73818399

>>73818142
Sorry anon, I bit her nipple hard while I was sucking it and she got distracted for a moment

>> No.73818429

>>73818142
She also liked a grey... it's joever

>> No.73818612

>>73818399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_DzyrwNvVU

>> No.73818628

>>73818429
If they're too close, maybe she mixed them up.

>> No.73819082

Baker-kun, you still alive?

>> No.73819118

>>73819082
Certainly.

>> No.73819234

Baking thread.

>> No.73819392

Anyone got the timestamp for the pectorals thirst?

>> No.73819399

>went to rainforest cafe expecting fine dining

Is she a bit…

>> No.73819426

Holy shit she covers herself in pillows when she sleeps.

>> No.73819488

>>73819392
>>73819399
>>73819426
VODchads, I kneel

>> No.73819517

>>73819488
Hey man, she should know that the midwesterners are still at work when she does a stream at that time.

>> No.73819594

>>73819488
I watched it live I just want to clip it

>> No.73819596

Aww man, I feel bad when she assumes we're just here to look at her tits.
I also want to listen to her be a cute dork.

>> No.73819731

>>73819234
Fresh.

>>73819682
>>73819682
>>73819682

>> No.73819899

>>73819596
She's been on the internet for too long to understand we can appreciate her for more than her model.

>> No.73820000

Anal sex with my fit raven wife

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