/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Uruka with all of my beart!

I wish Lumi would go live in 17 minutes.

>>73804041
35. Take it or leave it.

I'm going to steal Urukas panties

>>73803988
So that's what Pippa was doing last week. Understandable.

Surely this thread will be better!

Cuddling with Hime

>stream is 15 minutes out
>still no waiting room
rrats on why Lumi is a lazy bitch?

Lia!

How would we feel about a Pippa/Clara collab?
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_/status/1780258978196537813

>>73804159
L

I want to sniffa the Pippa

>>73804173
I

>>73804190
G

>>73804169
I think it'd be fun.

>>73804190
A!

What do you do when the chuuba spell starts to wear off?

>>73804076
I'm going to grind up the specific circular area of Uruka's panties that is closest to her butthole and snort it in a line

>>73804225
Die

>>73804225
talk to irl women as a reminder of how much worse it can be

>>73804225
recast it nigga what you never play a game before

>>73804216
LIA!

>>73804173
>>73804190
>>73804201
>>73804216
We did it Reddit!

>stream in less than 10 hours
>silence from Pippa
Pippa please...

>>73804225
If I had an answer I wouldn't be watching vtubers

>>73804173
>>73804190
>>73804201
>>73804216
F, it was a good try.

>>73804266
SHE'S LIA!

>>73804291
SHE'S LIGA!

>>73804291
L-I-G-A WE LOVE LIGA!

>>73804265
Mana running low my nigga.
>>73804249
True

>>73804316
nigga what

>>73804274
leave

waiting room doko?

>>73804173
>>73804190
>>73804201
>lig chads win again
IT'S NOT FAIR WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH IT

>>73804334
average /vt/ poster

>>73804312
>>73804329
SHES LIA!

>>73804343
don't you trust her?

>>73804312
>>73804329
LIGA DEEZ NUTZ

CHYAAAT

>>73804338
I miss her

>>73804382

Gumi's say hi to Lumi for me I am going to bed.
have funn

>>73804370
with my life

Yeah I'm a Liker, a LIGA liker.

>>73804408
Lumi steals my heart sometimes...

Ritual post for your oshi to turn into a flesh streamer.

Honestly, I like Pippa.

>>73804372

Emburger
Yummy
Yummy
In my tummy

>>73804395
i miss her too, she'll be back soon anon

>>73804369
Are you sure?

>>73804395
She will stream in 2 more weeks.

Pippa should get a pig and name it Pippigger

>>73804464
positive shmositive

>>73804334
i'm a liker and post in /chastgen/ over on /d/. i dont know what you expected from us.

>>73804444
>anti Pippa Anon
>post Pippa Anon
The duality of /pcg/

>>73804382
>>73804408

>>73804225
>getting impatient with online content
>not getting all that excited anymore over women on a screen
>only getting really horny when I see attractive women in public
it's literally over for me, my biology is demanding real women
Hina and Erina still get me there though

I love Shiina!

>>73804436
Oh yeah? Name 3 clubs

Nigger

>>73804225
Same thing when quitting any other female streamer. Just quit. I too deluded myself into thinking vtubers are different because they lack a physical presence to fall for.

>>73804444
>bring 2hus
>jong trip
>rampant niggers

What if instead of Ember Amane she was called Nigger Amane and instead of Chinese she was Latinx

Nyaaa

>>73804225
How long have you been watching? It comes in waves for me. My current oshi though has me in a vicegrip.

>>73804560

>>73804560

>>73804560
BASED! BASED! BASED! BASED!

Honestly, Pippa should do a thighhigh reveal for her return stream

>>73804444
>commieschizo great
>successful samefagging
This word cloud... isn't very good...

>>73804225
Kidnap the chuubas and make something out of them

>>73804444
[kaneko pippa]

>>73804370
To radiate low-key negativity

>>73804560
Thank you.

I don't like Pippa.

>>73804617
just need to read a little more, it actually says
>imagine commieschizo great
lmao yeah imagine

>>73804444
>community industrial dramafags decide gumjob

>>73804609
If she doesn't do a pippit reveal I'm killing myself

>>73804560
Exquisite.

>>73804572
That would suck

>>73804692
I don't like ___you.

>>73804692
same

>>73804692
Shut up, Pippa

>>73804249
I wouldn't be here if I could.

>racism
Underage thread

>>73804706
The dramafags have kidnapped Pippa and is making her do gumjobs!

>>73804692
I love Pippa!

>>73804799
yeah, on me

>no waiting room
>no stream
>no tweet
Where's Lumi?

I don't like your oshi.

>>73804572 (me)
I'm saving this post for when there are more posters because it goes very hard

>73804797
Kys Commieschizo

The armpit is the most erotic part of a woman's body.

>>73804823
I bet you still wack off to her though ya slut

>>73804818
There is a waiting room set to 1pm

>>73804818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDALE3--1Ug
She pushed it back. Just like I said she would.
>>73803563

Favorite Phaser
Least favorite Phaser
Virgin?

>>73804122
Hime is for pump and dumping

>>73804841
Come on anon, we all know it's the intestinal tract.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDALE3--1Ug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDALE3--1Ug

Lumi stream was postponed for one hour to 13:00 EST.

Filian is the worst thing that has happened to Phase

>>73804841
based

It's happening.

>>73804867
I meant to type 1hr from now but typed the time I was looking at instead

>>73804870
>Virgin?
(You)

>>73804870
Pippa
idk probably one of the like 10 I don't ever watch
_No

>>73804870
>Favorite Phaser
Lumi
>Least favorite Phaser
Lumi
>Based?
Yes

>>73804896
Why does she hate >>73804041 (Me)

what's wrong with being a virgin?

Vtubers owe me sex

>>73804915
Does this mean not all the talents are going to be present?

>>73804978
no

>virgin ???
Omg inc*l thread

>>73804958
The first time you have sex with the woman of your dreams you should be good at it so she doesn't think you're a dud. That's why arabs and spics practice on farm animals and why the French practice on little boys.

>>73805007
I can't imagine they'd announce all 27 talents individually

>>73804870
Erina
Probably muyu
Yes, though I've never really tried and have turned down sex with married women

>>73804462
Don't give me hope.

>>73804188
same

>>73804777
Can talk to women I don't have a crush on
Can not talk to women I do have a crush on

Lumi gave me a new fetish. Titcow + nipple guards is a delightful combo.

Any pankophiles here? Shouldn't it be kill me in cold blood?

>>73804870
The fucks a Phaser?

>>73805044
>have turned down sex with married women
your mom doesn't count

>>73805088
like a Liver but better

>>73804512

>>73805080
She's just using an accent. By killing her cold blood you're warming her up.

Hey guys can you give me some insight as to why Lumi immediately pivoted to "heaven forbid a vtuber have male friends" when someone brought up her history of groomer mods? Isn't that kind of weird?

>University
>2 jobs
>World travel
>Go out with friends
>Yoga classes
I think Lumi is lying because she wouldn't have time to stream if she did all those things.

Lumi's stream is going to be dope if she needs another hour to get ready.

>>73804870
Pippa
I only watch Pippa
I've never touched a woman

>>73805146
How many times will you reply to yourself today?
Rough estimate is fine.

>>73805181
part 2 was pretty shit so I hope she planned something good for the finale

>>73805107
I know, that's why I'm still a virgin despite fucking my mother.

>>73805088
Star Trek guns

Sex is overrated, also why do you want sex if the woman can later sue you if she repents... just focus on the vtubers Phase

>>73804958
Nothing, it's a good thing, actually

>>73805146
you really changed me, man

>>73805088

>>73805253
That's why you don't let there be a later. Just bury them once you're tired of raping them.

>>73805250
Star trek is w*keshit

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 51 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>73805253
but how will you have kids if you dont have sex?

Anyone else virtually never horny for vtubers? I just watch them because I think they're neat

>>73805323
Yes, but i'm Ace so thats normal for me.

>>73805062

>>73805317
here in Spain they can put you in jail if you have sex with a woman and she later regrets it and reports you...... that's why now I only see Runie and Muyu

>>73804915
If Memory is going I will literally start crying

>>73804076
She doesn't wear any

>>73805323
Depends.
Certain combinations of model and personality make my penis try to rip itself off of my body and jump into the screen

>>73805146
>lumi has SUCKED and FUCKED probs STILL DOES
Is this what you want to see?
>>73805172
Apply past tense

>>73804870
Loombi
I just cannot watch Tenma. I've always had trouble getting into her streams
I'm married and have already consummated that marriage

Which Phase girl would make a good traditional wife?

>>73805438
jerry

>>73805419
Coomer model , sucks Fishman wants to attract coomers

>Pippa announces break, still no telling when she's returning, theorized to be house related
>Kirsche announces two week break to "sort housing stuffs"
Holy fuck Pippa and Kirsche are moving in together.

I don't think Pippa is going to strain today bros

>>73805438
Takanashi Kiara

>>73805300
Yeah, now and so is God of War. Look to the older series from original to Enterprise for something good.

>>73804870
Lumi, Michi, Iori
dunno, Saya I guess
Married, two children

Coomers are brain dead from so much pornography, you don't want those people here, Phase would be a disaster with coomers

Amy Salami.
My favorite vchuuba.

>>73805284
Heh.
Nice funny, anon

>>73805531
Can I have your children?

>>73805497
Yeah, hopefully she doesn't cook today

>>73804870
Shiina
I haven't really seen the new jps because I don't speak jp and have too many streams to watch already
No

>>73805488
they will then each take another week off for a week-long marathon lesbian sex session

>>73805323
That's what drew me in in the first place. Thinking it's women who can't rely on being women to keep the attention thus not risking affecting me the same way. I was wrong. Also some of the models are just nice, exaggerated features notwithstanding.

>>73805302
2 more days!!

>>73805488
Would this be a good thing for Pippa?

>>73805323
The only vtuber i've gotten horny for was Riifu
That woman was an actual succubus. I might end up disappearing from /pcg/ two months from now.

>>73805323
I want to sniff their farts. Knowing their chair is out there getting brapped on instead of my face is truly terrible. My face should be muffling them instead of the mute button.

Phasers are the best livers.

>>73805488
>Kirsche is East coast
>It took Pippa about a week to move from East to West
>She's been off for a week

>>73805497
I hope not, that's how you get hemerrhoids

>>73804915
Someone PLEASE ask her if she is fat

Pippa has sleepovers with Yuko, Kirsche and the PMC girl

>>73805771
and me.

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect

>>73805790
>Rie is the cutest in Phase Connect
I agree.

>>73805030
not all phasers showed up last time

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>73805488
I was thinking it was tax related, with how organized she is I'm guessing her tax info went from "It's fine I know where everything is" to "Where did it get put" during the move.

>>73804978
I only care if Sakana is going cause I'm gonna tap that

>>73805855
Are you a baker?

I like Phase Connect because all the girls look like they could be pushed over really easily. I don't know why, but I like the idea of pushing over girls these days. There isn't even the thought of sexual or further physical violence after the fact. Just the pushing is enough.

Michiru looks like the most pushable, so I guess I'd choose her. I'd love to feel her delicate figure give only the slightest resistance against the force of my arms before disconnecting from me entirely and crashing to the ground with a light thud.

>>73805899

܂>>73805972
Be nice to neet witch.

I love Jelli's voice so much

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1780265427303817529
Wemi... I made that mistake multiple times too

>>73805839
and the sluttiest!

>>73805899
Sex without Lumi!

>>73805062
I don't have crushes and I can't talk to any of them. As in I don't know how or about what.

>>73804870
Lumi
I only watch Lumi so i dont know
does it count as being a virgin if last time i had sex was 7 yers ago?

>>73806027
No that's Pippa

any chance pippa streams today?

>>73805594
I somehow thought this was Shiina from the thumbnail and now kind of want them to switch outfits...

>>73806029
Sex with Jelly whole Lumi has to watch!

>>73805901
You don't really need to take a break from streaming for dealing with tax stuff.

>>73806104
>whole lumi
not half but full lumi???

>>73806104
>>73806168
Lumi is...full

>>73806168
Not whole Lumi, jelly whole.

>>73806015
made that mistake too, i failed that exam

>>73806082
I believe

>>73806078
Pippa is literally a virgin

Speen

>>73806273
Lol. Lmao.

sex bear

>>73806273
not anymore after last night

I like her gremlin form

>>73806257
Man I really love these retarded Pippa doodles. Pippa should do a stream with them. A positive well meaning Pippa that's not very smart but she tries real hard.

>>73804870
Lumi
Lumi
Lmao what do you think

>>73806101
That's a good idea, do you have the reference sheet for that Lumi outfit?

Trust?

been away for a few days with no internet, did "it" happen yet

>>73806378
She has ref sheets in her discord.

>>73806400
"It" did not happen, but you missed out on "that"

>>73806273
Do you want to listen to the clips?

>>73806400
Yah y2k was a little late, but it happened.

>>73804870
Tenma
Never really watched Loki, so her I guess.
No

>>73806418
I'm banned from the phase discord for posting the talents with hitler

>>73806257
Stop trying to give me hope. Cease!

>>73806455
Lumi has her own discord that isn't the phase discord.

>>73804870
>fav
Lia

>least fav
Saya, but not in a bad way, just no interest

>>73806418
>>73806378
ref sheets are literally in the OP
https://files.catbox.moe/38wo1p.png

>>73806393
this is the saddest I've heard Michiru

I love bad bitches

>>73805972
>Michi being a pushover
You don't know what sort of fresh hell you're walking into, buddy guy. She'll ground you into dust.

>>73806427
t-that?!

>>73804870
>Favorite Phaser
Fuck that's really fucking tough. I think if I'm being honest with myself I would say Dizzy because she puts out the most innovative and creative streams. Muyu and Nasa deserve honorable mentions though.

>Least favorite Phaser
I guess Clara. Phase doesn't really have bad girls but Clara's content just never really clicked with me.

>Virgin?
No.

>>73806455
It's perfect, I know it's funny to you but girls don't like to be associated with Hitler, you should think about your actions.

>>73806455
Edgy kid

Why does Lumi show underboob but not pits, just shit taste or what?

>>73806753
You realize normal, healthy, regular human males do not find sweaty armpits attractive right? This is just your mental illness speaking.

>>73806305

>>73806753
armpit toggle sounds overly complicated

>>73806753
She unironically thinks pits are more lewd than boobs.

>>73806825
Tenma would never do this to her best friend Pippa

>>73806786
Bro you're posting on /vt/, don't try and act like you're not mentally ill

Consider the following:

>>73806865
She's right to think so.

>>73806892
Jerry isn't a guy

>>73806892
Worst post ITT

>>73806745
There's nothing edgy about Hitler

Be honest /pcg/, how many times a week do you masturbate?

>>73806753
I love sweaty brown smooth chuuba pitties

>>73806998
It's entirely dependent on what has come out that week, sometimes it's 20, sometimes it's only 3.

>>73804915
i guess this is the "something that came up and will make people happier" Clara was talking about then

>>73806998
7 minimum.

>>73806998
0-1

>>73806998
I masturbate at 1:30pm and 3:00pm on Fridays every week.

>>73806998
6 times a week, I leave one day (Sunday) for little buddy to rest and also because I'm a good Christian lad.

>>73803988
/pip/ - Pissy Irritating People general

>>73806892
the best

>>73804573
Your post is funny. Theirs are not.

>>73806998
i throw a d6 every 30 minutes and if it rolls 2 or higher i jack off

>>73807198
What if your 30 minutes are up but you still haven't busted?

>73804837
kys, troon.

Lumi time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDALE3--1Ug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDALE3--1Ug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDALE3--1Ug

>>73804870
>Favorite Phaser
Loki-sama
>Least favorite Phaser
Tenma, besides the frogging arc I've never been able to get into her streams
>Virgin?
No

>>73806998
7-14

>>73806998
Anywhere between 35 - 60-ish times.
>Other anons posting single digits
Oh...

>>73806998
At least seven

>>73807277
femanon... males have a cooldown

>>73806400
Yes, hina brapped on stream, I fapped hard

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>73807239
never happened so far, my longest record to date is 47 seconds

>>73807328
>Not spamming your dick on cooldown

>>73807277
You good man?

>>73806395
I will impregnate this succubus

>>73807277
this nigga turned fapping into a full time job

>>73807277
This is Muyu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDALE3--1Ug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDALE3--1Ug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDALE3--1Ug

Trust hour?!

>>73805688

>>73805323
Erina, Lumi, and Hina just do it for me

>>73806998
7 to 10 times a week

>>73807277
So like 6 times day on average? I was about the same in my early 20s. Now I have death grip syndrome.

>>73806998
7-10

>>73806998
How many days there are in a week?

>>73804870
Pippa
Shiina
Yes. You can filter all those answering no because it's common knowledge sex destroys your brain cells and critical thinking.

>>73807539
so does watching Pippa

Big trust today

alright here we go

>>73807420
>>73807451
>Jack off
>Hey that was cool
>30 mins - 1 hour passes, feel like fapping again
>Jack off
>Hey that was cool
>Rinse n repeat

>>73807512
Friend tried giving me a blowjob once but I couldn't feel anything so this is probably going to cause me issues.

not this noir shit again

I WANT TO FUCK GLOOMI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73806998
Around 3 times every day, so 21
I've been fapping like 6 or 7 times every day this past week though

Trust levels?

>can't hear shit over BGM
>shitty sound filter
>no scripts
come on lumi, you can do better than this

>chucks

>>73806998
Once a day to keep the prostate cancer away

>>73807700
Based

Phase best friend's birthday in 4 days. Who will wish him a Happy Birthday?

>>73807597
Do you not feel your soul seeping out of your urethra by the time you've gone for your 4th daily fap? At that point is anything even coming out besides water and trace amounts of seminal fluid?

this noir shit should have been done after the first stream. she’s not good enough at improv to keep a multi part thing going

>>73807739
>not a pure virgin
>streams less than Saya
nah

>>73807739
Who?

Dizzy on my glizzy

>>73807691
rapidly increasing

Lumi just called someone in her chat daddy again

Tenma and Jelly vs Pippa and Kirsche in a tag team fight to the death. Who wins?

>>73806825

Lumi's Tuesday streams aren't even special anymore they get mogged by Dizzy and Runie. Lumi's lack of effort in comparison really shows.

>>73808017
See? Mere acquaintances get treated the same as chummy gay friends she's known for years

>>73808027
Jelly solos, Pippa is weak and frail and Kirsche is too fat to do anything

>>73808061
>Piss piss
>Moan moan.
Do something else, bitch.

>>73808061
What goes up must come down.

Does anyone have the dizzy twitter space archive?

>>73808061
she doesn't even bother making cute assets anymore

>>73808027
Bare hands? In character or the women themselves?

In character: advantage Jelma

>Phase IS going to Offkai
>Silence from /pcg/
https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1780265019311022207

I think Gloomi and Lumi may be the same person

>>73808027
>Pippa gets tired after a few seconds and gets pushed down to the ground by Jelly
>Tenma goes sicko mode on Kirsche

>>73808272
amy is so cool

>>73806825

>>73808228
This. Also requesting.

>>73808272
Sorry I kept trying to post an image of eimi to talk about it but the file size was WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too large.

>>73808273

>>73808134
pippa might bring a gun if it's a fight to the death, so she has that going for her

I like lumi's Tuesday streams, but she's not very good at this scripted noir shit. Filters alone just won't cut it.
Legit more boring than my film studies classes.

>>73808272
Eimi fans aren't in yet.

See? >>73808295
Won't fucking say her name he hates her so much.

>>73806998
Usually 1 or 2 a day, lately like 5 times, so anywhere from 10 to 40

>>73808384
if Pippa is allowed to bring weapons then Jelly will have prep time to prepare her own

>>73806998
I will not go against the response bias.

why would anyone in /pcg/ care about cons? I thought we are all NEETs here...

>>73807788
NTA but at a certain point you're just cumming dry yeah. I remember one day I did 14. Had a sore dick after that

>>73808134
Where do people get the idea that Kirsche is a whale?

>>73808272
>Implying they would miss the chance at having sex with fans that aren't (you).

>>73808061
After Lumi's rant yesterday about how she hates not having anything to work on it makes me wonder why she hasn't put in the time to improve these Tuesday streams. Making new assets, more outfit edits, writing scripts, or at least having a few bullet points to work off written down seems like something that she could do to greatly increase the quality.
Maybe she's just not that serious when she says she wants to improve as a streamer.

THE GREAT

PURPLE

BWEH

>>73808450
Most long term neets still get money through some means, like parents, disability, crypto or outright scams.

Kaneko Lumi is a pickme.

>>73808464
Have you listened to Kirsche for more than 5 seconds?

>>73808480
>rant
She was trying to explain her lack of passion, and you missed it?

Who is the babest babe in Babe Connect

Lumi is washed up

>>73808535
I pick her.

>>73808535
>Tuber. try to entertain. bahd.

>>73808640
>pic rel

>>73808653
Graduation stream inbound

>>73808340
>>73808228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKyzkYHw5xA
courtesy of pcgia

>>73808653
That's a shame, I like stinky girls

>>73808480
You realize she is literally going through a list of games for the sake of going through a list while filling hours talking on twitch, right? Streaming isn't her opus magnum, her reason for being. She's probably looking for it, and the frustration comes from not being able to find it.

>>73808653
Personally I prefer unwashed, but that's just me.

>>73808464
Someone "leaked" a picture of a fat/pear-shaped woman claiming it was her. They hate her voice, and say she admitted to being overweight. Maybe she is, maybe she was just being hard on herself I didn't hear it from her. I don't give a shit really

She's going to graduate and phase out

>>73808464
The real reason is her refusal for handcam stuff doing her donothon.

>>73808640
Gloomy

>>73808773
She fleshposted herself on discord

>>73808272
>Get to tell Eimi to her face she has bad taste for liking Shuichi and Akechi

>>73808773
It wasn't really a leak, it was Kirsche posting a photo of herself in her own discord

>>73806998
depends on how often Hime streams

>>73808709
I must thank them sometime. Thank you.

Why are bitos seen as less cucks then gumis despite Hime's open whorishness?

>>73808847
from what I've been told that was her from a few years ago and has lost weight since

the sound of Lumi typing for the TTS really adds to the experience

She is just feeding gremlumi her lines...

>>73808773
She posted her face in 2019 on discord it's in the arches she's a literal whale. You get a vacation for posting it.

>People ITT gaslighting retards on Kirsche not being the shadow of the colossus.

>>73808960
>Smug_parks_glare.jpg

>hears lumi's voice
>instant erection

>>73808875
you need to step up your game anon, start using her vods instead

>>73809077
Thats how I found out about phase connect
I went to the doctor for ED
he showed me a clip of Kaneko Lumi and I was cured instantly

Even if one where to ignore how fat Kirsche is; is the obvious grifting not enough?

>>73808826
This was the last time they spoke as friends. Gloomi is standing in the dark, Lumi is standing in the light I miss that being posted on /tv/ constantly

[Lumi news] she's innocent

>>73809131
I can't
it has to be live
the connection needs to be there

>Lumi trying to do a Dizzy/Slugma thing
>not even half as funny or interesting
Grim

>>73809206
Cum to the vod & send her the tribute on twitter.

>>73809212
Dizzy's authentic insanity and ability to constantly be on the verge of a mental breakdown is hard to compete with

>>73809200
RIP PissBandit

>>73809229
Shut up hime
you only get my cum when you stream and thats it

>>73809212
Lumi needs to jiggle her tits

>>73809212
>he doesn't know

>>73809212
This. She should "ironically" shake her tits while "ironically" begging for donos. Now that's true entertainment.

>>73809212
1. Noir without having watched or read much of it
2. Gloomy without her voice

Otherwise, I am entertained. Get wrecked.