/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for gumping my jorts!

hey /asp/ im at starbucks you want anything

First for you will never become a male corpo, give up now

>>73807709
Renata is a fake bitch

>>73807562
>BasilWoof
im considering a simple style! but i can't help but wonder "ah.. how do i translate the simple style into something cute?"
ive been sitting on this design i doodled awhile ago..
>>73807591
>vroid
i honestly prefer 2d models than 3d..

>>73807770
First for I believe in you anon!
Reach for the stars!

Wrong previous thread linked

>>73807770
You appear
Flustered

>Your favorite /asp/ie
>What you think they need to work on
>Favorite part of their design
>What you would change about their design if you were making it for yourself
>The activity/game they're the best at?
>Least favorite stream game/activity they do semi-regulary
>Game you would recommend that you think they would love (doesn't have to be streamed, playing offline is also fine)

>>73807749
Some Digby milk perhaps?

Is it wrong to become a vtuber to become friends with other vtubers?

>>73807939
Digby's Digbies...

sex with ojisan chuuba

>>73807727
I still have the generic vroid face, I just don't know how to change it so it doesn't look generic/to make it look good.
Hair is too hard to figure it out. I can't do anything with the hair.
The clevage is too hard to make, I think I am going to give up.
Can't figure it out how to make clothes look like the character isn't a child playing dress up. I was going to make my character go with skin tight clothes because I couldn't figure out how to make normal clothes "look", in general. Not "look good", just "look".
Skin is still the generic one and I think it looks kinda bad but I suck at drawing so I can't fix it.
And I still have half the outfit unfinished because I lack the art skills requiered to finish the remaininig parts of it.

Vroid is just too hard, man...

>>73807973
Yes just get real life friends

>>73807917
>Uwo
>Streaming vidya
>Everything <3
>I'd make him a handsome bishonen boy~~
>Science shit
>Interacting with women
>Literally any video game

>>73807749
pink drink

>>73807996
Name him, sis!

>>73808008
Why are real life friends different from vtuber friends? I want to find people who have shared interests and people in real life are only into drinking and sports

I'm going to bounce her on my cock and rupture her cervix

I got an offer from AFK Journey, isn't it big
i see their ads everywhere

>>73807749
Pilk

>>73808060
whichever ones have the biggest, most calloused hands

>>73807749
Any old caffeinated tea would be nice :] thanks.

>tfw im a rotten ojisan enjoyer
>trying to think of a gimmick to my character
>my brain thinks of "NEET fudanshi who's rotten"
this isnt a good gimmick is it
>>73808099
the ads are everywhere and the one song that plays from it is actually catchy

>>73808095
Name her, bro!

>>73808141
>NEET fudanshi who's rotten

Literally me

>>73808099
if you're talking about through stream elements everyone gets those
if you're talking outside of stream elements everyone gets those
mobage are willing to get thousands of 2views to do their advert work for them because only 1 in 10000 of the accepted sponsorships clear the payout bars, and if they do it's the first one for 50 bucks for getting 50 people to buy shit in the game

>>73808165
do you wanna be rotten fudanshi's together and rant about BL storylines on stream...
im not one of those people who will read koreanshit manhwas cause they all look the same and i hate it

>>73808141
It could be a decent gimmick as long as it's not annoying, I guess? Like how is this gimmick going to manifest, wearing a shirt that says "i love oji" and having your model hold a daki of your favourite ojisan? that might be pushing it.
...But it also sounds kinda based. Okay, don't do this idea, anon, I want to do it.

you dont need a gimmick
just b urself

>>73808249
NOOOO I WANT THIS IDEA PLEASE
>"i love oji" shirt
tfw i run a neocities website where it's all about fictional ojisans that i adore

>>73808270
just stream whatever lol

>>73808288
this but entirely unironically

>>73808195
So is this game the new Raid: Shadow Legendseses?

>>73808164
runoxi

>>73808331
I'm saying they're all like that. You aren't catching a unique wave or being singled out, they shotgun these sponsorships out to tons of people. The only question is whether you have enough viewers to clear whatever bars have been set, AND whether those viewers like you enough to sink a few hours into a trash mobage they'll never touch again for your benefit

>>73808282
Well now I have to see a collage of all your faves
And if you go with that idea you have GOT to go all out. Have a redeem that activates fudanshi mode and adds in all the assets of the "i <3 oji" shirt, a fan headband, daki in one arm, glowstick in the other

>>73808282
>>73808249
>>73808141
>>73807805
oh my god
i actually found a gimmick to this design
thanks bros, the ojisan sexpest vchuuba will exist someday
>>73808564
>And if you go with that idea you have GOT to go all out
HAHA dont worry i will go all out!!! i have to put us fudanshis on the map!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73808613
Lets gooooo, objectify old men I support you!

>>73808236
Yes just DM me on Discord

Albert

>>73808675
do i trust this

how do i even get started on rigging... how.. how... HOW

>>73808708

AlbertMornVT

I want to learn how to sing. Someone teach me how to sing. I'm losing my mind. AHHHHHHHH.

>>73808708
Uhh yeah

>>73808755
>AHHHHHHHH
You're already doing great anon, just keep practicing like that

>>73808769
Now this is cinema

>>73808729
yt tutorial, I did some rigging practice using chupuko's playlist because she does most of the basics. some of her techniques are a bit advanced so there might be better for first timers.
I just kind of bashed my head against it until something decent came out. Never used it, but it was practice.

>>73808753
i need to make a new discord for chuuba stuff, hold on!!

>>73808792
Patrician taste

>>73807917
>UWO
>Post cover songs on YouTube
>The glasses
>Add a logo to his shirt
>Crazy inventions
>Balatro
>He is not a gamer, so nothing

I wish I could just reciprocate everyone's feelings so I didn't need to hurt anyone. I hate that this keeps happening.

Crossed fingers I may have my budget sorted in the coming weeks to get started rigging my model

https://twitter.com/QWIL_Newscast/status/1780248429723320356
is Suraya designing another chuuba?!

need a big strong ojisan to manhandle me into taking better care of myself, its already lunch and i forgot to eat breakfast

>>73809237
I wish vagueposters wouldn't vaguepost

>>73809435
mood

>>73809458
I'm sorry. I've been dealing with this all my life and I have no outlet, every time I tell someone they just tell me they're jealous.

>>73809435
I'm very disappointed in you.

which of these will likely have the least people trying it? want to make my chance stronger

>>73809435
How strong? Strong enough to lift you with both arms easily or with just one

>>73809796
What are we looking at here?

>>73809559

>>73809796
albert you should go for the one that matches you

>>73809796
>Dominant and perfectionist
Normal ojisan
>Extroverted and energetic
Femboys and fags
>Mysterious and logical
Edgelord
>Sensual and teasing
Vox wannabes
>Naughty and assertive
This is probably the one to go for, I don't even know what this would entail so you can put your own spin on it

>>73809796
The FSP Gen 1 guys leaked that the order of models in the trailer follows the personality types listed here. The last two are VERY SEXO, the last guy literally wears a belly dancer outfit.

I can see most people aiming for 3, with a few 1s.
There's very few people that can hit 2, 4, 5

>>73809983
I think you're slightly biased

>>73809983
>I don't even know what this would entail so you can put your own spin on it
A Hex kind of guy, horny and not taking a no for an answer.

Sometimes I wish I never existed...
I only end up causing pain and discomfort to others

>>73809991
The overwhelming majority will definitely go for 3, most male chuubas see themselves as some dark and mysterious (autistic) badass

>>73810116
What if I genuinely am an autistic edgelord

>>73809796
If your strategy is "I'm gonna do the one that's least tried" you aint gonna make it
Your first thought should be "which of these embodies me the best", not "which can I shittily larp as even if it's nothing like who I am"

>>73809796
Extroverted and Energetic is gonna be the most fought for.

>>73810098
>I only end up causing pain and discomfort to others
me too, but that is my goal so yeah. go me!!

>>73809803
Both arms, I think. Sounds difficult to lift someone with just one arm. Maybe just one arm to hold them down?

>>73809796
Sensual & Teasing will very likely be the least tried for

>>73810211
That's tough cuz none of these other ones describe me

I wish I could decapitate everyone. I hate that this keeps happening.

>>73809796
Probably mysterious and logical. Most male chuuba are daddy wannabe sexpests or fags who want to be groomed, so they clear up the other options pretty evenly.

>>73810360
Ganba kankuro!

>>73810403
Did chatgpt write this?

>>73809796
Tier list of which of our males fall into which category when?

>>73809435
It's you. It's always you. Do I actually need to seek you out, sit you down and stare you down to make sure that you take care of yourself even marginaly better? 'Cause I'll do it, don't fucking test me

>>73810403
anti-male thread is this way >>73768409

>>73810440
Sorry for calling you out, maybe get help.

>>73810317
If it is like that I would happily lift you up and then pin you against the nearest wall as I berate you with a disappointed tone until you recognize your mistakes
But only if you weight less than 75kg

>>73810440
Idk but my fuckin ass mysterious will be the least auditioned
It'll be the one that all the guys who "don't wanna do bfe" will do because it's the least explicitly about sex appeal and they think it's just a way to collect a paycheck

>>73810486
that's actually the free woman bashing thread, good try tho

what kind of fashion did you guys go for with your design?

>>73810331
It’s gonna be least tried for but most tough competitive wise,
You’ll probably have to compete against people doing lewd ASMR and maybe even NSFW audio stuff.
You’ll shoot yourself in the foot if you’re not very sexual, might as well go for Mysterious and Logical if you wanna do light BFE.

>>73810428
Wrong guy, but it's okay I love kankuro

>>73810272
I wish I wasn't like this, I receive a lot of love and care but I always fuck it up.
I want the earth to swallow me and turn me into fertilizer

>>73810539
>and they think it's just a way to collect a paycheck
How's that chip on your shoulder treating ya?

>>73809983
Naughty and assertive is for a femboy, they said as much on their QnA stream yesterday.

>>73810477
we have a little eating disorder as a treat

>>73810583
>Open jacket with buttons and straps cool
>Heat in Japanese because I'm a weeb
>Off brand Adidas
>Nice kicks

>>73810713
>/asp/ie talking out of his ass without knowing his speculation was already proven wrong
breaking news!

>>73810360
So? Apply anyways.
Even if you don’t fit perfectly, you might show a possible character archetype for a future audition and they’ll remember you.
ALL OJI SANS AUDITION SO THAT NEXT GEN WE GET AN OLDER MAN

>>73810477
haha yeah. Put a daily timer on for iron pills because I'm anemic and I get dizzy when I stand up!

>>73810713
Got a link to that? If it offers insight I'd love to see it, there's 2 I think are actually accurate to me but if I can get additional info that helps me decide...

>>73810713
What naughty and assertive femboys do we have? Asking for a friend...

>>73810818
i typed this

>>73810818
Is that from anemia? I usually almost faint and my head feels like it's going to explode when I stand up. I've passed out a few times and my vision goes completely dark, I get a loud buzzing in my ears and my balance is completely thrown off.

>>73810864
Yeah, me

>>73810583
Formal and a bit lavish Victorian era base with a coating of innocent and dreamy magic on top.

>>73810765
Well nothing is set on stone.
The talents were saying they expected/wanted a femboy to be red/Naughty but at the end of the day, it’s the corpos decision.
Just pointing out that if you’re not sure and not a femboy, don’t pick that one, but if you’re sure you can do naughty and assertive and are not a femboy, you can still try.

>>73810583
I'm so fucking bad at fashion, I never know what I'm doing. It's always just normal outfit that I'd actually wear, rarely anything intricate.

>>73810839
Im applying for Naughty.

I will shit myself live on stream if any /asp/ie makes it into that FSP corpo

>>73810887
Could be, yes. You know it's anemia if you also get cold relatively easily. But I think some blood pressure issues can also be linked to that standing vertigo feeling too, especially if its really extreme dizziness.

>>73810987
My limbs are always ice cold and anemia runs in my family. I've never really been tested for it I guess.

>>73811028
are you a woman? asking cuz women have a much higher chance of developing it in general

>>73810973
Better get that spare set ready

Aspies with the best chance
-Ace P Caswell - Pick #3 you doofus
-Albert Morn - I know you're reading this, PICK 1 and sperg about Inazuma

we need more girls in glasses

>>73811058
I did pick 1 and i did not sperg about Inazuma but i should have

>>73811058
Albert 1
Kankuro 2
Ace 3
Haru 4
Idk who'd be 5

>>73811056
No, but I do have some hormonal balance issues that might cause it?

>>73811132
>Haru 4
That's the last person who'd be sensual and teasing.

>>73811132
>Haru
>4
What? The guy that has a panic attack when something sexual happens?
Haru won’t fit in that corpo at all, the guys like to lewd each other all the time.

What constitutes an ojisan vtuber?

>>73811177
Don't give them any attention, they're clearly just trying to start another haru hate derailment

>>73810583
i had alva spend a few hours brainstorming an outfit for me, and he knocked it out of the park desu, i love it so much, really grunge-core with kurt cobain inspirations and all the music junk that goes into my themeing

i miss him...

charleyfolds big as a house......

>>73811234
charleyfolds' folds ToT

>>73811177
>>73811199
He's been leaning less seiso and a little more sexual slowly over time.

>>73811261
charleyfolds' charley...

>>73811132
Remove haru
Insert Abigail and Hauntlich because it'd be funny to see asp's reaction

>>73811201
being an old fart(30+) and having a cute autistic niche interest that you know way too much about like trains, military or warhammer

>>73811330
Hey I fit that description then

>>73808348
good choice

>>73811136
Yeah that could be a big factor, definitely get a blood test to see if its anemia or high blood pressure.

>>73810839
I might apply for naughty but I'm also tempted to apply for mysterious

>>73811273
You're still a sex-starved fag if you think he fits that

hes live
https://twitch.tv/inedasilver

>>73811353
in that case i will stalk follow you on twitch dot tv

>>73811458
What's his problem?

>>73811441
wat

is tanned with tanlines cool or people will say "ewww nigger"?

>>73811524
I'll say it anyway, if it makes you feel better

>>73811440
Not the one who posted that. I just find him cute.

>>73811524
Tons of folks like tanlines, I think they're great.
But look at where you are. You could be a slightly tanned shade and people will still say that to you.

>>73811441
What does manifest ego mean?
I can't really see the connections here

>>73811544
AM the one who posted it
These mfers acting like "mindbreak the innocent, seiso femboy into being a coomer degenerate" isn't a genre in and of itself

>>73811630
That's something that only coomers enjoy

>>73811609
It's someone larping as if they have a far bigger intellect then they actually do, being all circumspect and shit

>>73811441
>didn't include known PM-fags

>>73811671
And coomers pay money
I'm glad you're putting two and two together

>>73811729
I don't think this is why he found a whale.

>>73811303
>Spoilers
>Leaks their transphobic discord messages
You're telling me we could cancel them AND remove them from the asp bubble? Hell yeah, hope they definitely apply now unironically

>discord mentioned
well it was actually a good thread, hope we have as productive a conversation on the next round bros

Is Fuza dating Gumpai?

>>73811441
Can you explain this, I see myself and don’t get it

>>73811944
Gumpai constantly mentions the fact that he is her boyfriend all the time. So yes?

>>73811441
List made by an actual schizo

>>73811685
That doesn't make sense, and the people on the list make even less sense.

Ggggghhh One day!!! I'll be called cute without having to tell anyone to!!!

>>73811609
>>73811685
Its PM shit. They also forgot the periods. E.G.O. not Ego.

>>73812225
>That doesn't make sense
That's the point retard, it's supposed to not make sense. It's like a horoscope, just a bunch of nonsense written down with the intention of trying to get people to assign meaning where there is none

>>73812298
Ok so what does it mean? I'm curious now
There's not really a lot of overlap between Franky, Digby, Patchey and Camui

>>73812332
So the list creator was just pretending to be retarded?

>>73812332
oh the irony.

>>73809796
someone should do a tierlist of every male

>>73812409
>heh... iykyk
really not helping your case on disproving the "pretending you have esoteric knowledge" thing

cute /asp/ies in the discord

>>73812489
https://library-of-ruina.fandom.com/wiki/Distortions
it's literally just a project moon reference.

>>73809097
i'm sorry brother I WILL play more balatro
>>73808033
i'm sorry brother I WILL continue to collab with women
love u guys tho

>>73812372
https://projectmoon.fandom.com/wiki/E.G.O

E.G.O. manifests as different objects and clothing based on spooky thought magic in PM games. After certain events in the series happen, people begin to manifest their own. Those who cannot manifest E.G.O. and instead give into their own negative emotions become "distortions". Otherwise the list is just schizo horoscope shit because you guys will make a tier list out of anything and then get really hung up on placements.

>>73811441
Of the like

five people I've had significant interaction with only one of them isn't on there and the rest are in in manifest ego

hi /asp/ bros!!! today i'm playing portal 2!!! come see me ""larp""" and """"manifest EGO"""!!!!

https://twitch.tv/stripedpantsu_ch

happy tuesday~!

>>73811944
She posted on Twitter about visiting Quebec recently so I'm thinking yes

>>73809983
Somebody make a tierlist for which aspies go in which categories

>>73812560
Do you ever notice anyone who doesn't post here? Can people recommend you other people, or do you only check out /asp/ thread goers exclusively?

>>73812569
Now it makes more sense, but
>Ineda, Mond, Camui
>Not distort

>>73812645
ahh, i would totally fit in edgelord, but i don't think i'd get placed there..

>>73812695
>>73812645
Wait are we saying the actual archetypes, or the quoted retards misinterpretation of those archetypes?

>>73812772
The actual ones. I’m dumb and replied to the wrong post.

>>73811458
Who should he collab with next? Just listen to his talk!
https://clips.twitch.tv/AnnoyingResilientKiwiPRChase-w1Q3ZAT0rsRYCzgX

>>73813032
>Annoying
clip url doesn't lie

>>73812560
He finally got a trip.
Also we don't hate that you collab with women, but you ONLY collab with women.

Name one (1) chuuba and I will draw them. You have to promise to praise my art though. Ok?

>>73813032
Unironically asking for once, what's his problem?

>>73811944
Did you not watch their valentines day stream?

>>73813130
is there a vod?

>>73813115
gobbcubus

>>73813115
Emo (emo_pukki for those who don't know)

>>73813115
Daiya

>>73813073
That's not the real uwo that's a post I made as a joke to show you retards how easy it is to fake being uwo and you fell for it. You should be ashamed with how dumb you are.

>>73813141
Maybe on her YouTube channel.

>>73813115
Sukadrii

>>73813192
she deleted everything

>>73813284
only a guilty person would delete everything

>>73813284
I'm sure she still had some stuff up.

Time to throw myself into working on stream improvements so I don't have to feel my feelings!
Which is the easiest to use for onscreen overlay popups for raid and follow messages? I used to use SoundAlerts but it seems like a lot of people use other programs these days.

>>73813359
It's not that deep, it's just basic ass market psychology (creating fomo)
The people who saw it make it seem like it was a bigger deal than it was, so next time she streams for any length of time people flock to watch her lest they miss out

>>73813115
eraxs

>>73813537
this is exactly what a guilty person woudl say

>>73813115
AbigailCrocM

>>73813537
It isn't even that deep either, I think she just does it on impulse

>>73813591
I will only draw him and banana nigga fucking

>>73813537
>Deep manipulative planning
OR.... it's as simple as "she's a bipolar pickme attention whore"

>>73813032
>just tuned into his stream right now
>yapping on about Bao's fat ass and her fat boyfriend
top kek

>be invalid who's chronically ill
>mfw vtubing is one of the few options for me to get income
its over

>>73813747
>be invalid who's chronically ill
Going by the claims from half the vtuber population, you're in a very crowded market
Swear to god all these niggas is dying if you go off what they say

>>73813747
Listen you sorry sack of shit
If there's a will there's a way
Aggressive market your menhera ass to the finish line

Also you're not the first person that chose Vtubing due to basically being incapable of work, go look those people up and study.

>>73813815
do i get extra points of pity for having a rare cancer that is incurable, but with unironic bloodletting i should be able to live for a good while
>>73813843
>aggressive market
you got it!!

>>73813126
He's an alien (code word for autist) who loves rape jokes, scat and fat asses.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2119725637
https://youtu.be/VosQJhscK-0

>>73813949
Typical babi

>>73813032
>tune in
>hes ranting about boomers and kids wonderful engaging content

>>73813747
me too
i have a strong list of *markteable* mental illness that i hope to sell to the strongest simps eventually
cheap menhera girl virginity, yep, you hear it properly, cheap menhera girl virginity, just sub to my channel

>>73813708
>fat boyfriend
the only based thing she's done, i want a chunky bf too with a soft belly and strong arms to put me in a headlock

>>73813888
I know of at least one aspie who claims to be a medically malformed goblin that shouldn't even be alive that makes a nice amount monthly, enough to pay the bills when combined with the monthly government tugboat
I think actual ailments helps, just being a little coocoo doesn't help that much, but if you've got mega cancer or some shit that probably gets you some sympathy bux

>>73814143
cancer is cancer, but im not gonna make my entire fucking identity about me being a crippled frog.. thats lame
>>73814027
>menhera marketing
be wary. men dont like BPD

>>73814235
>men dont like BPD
Gumpai is right there...

>>73814059
You would still tap Bao though.

>Marketable mental illnesses

My mental illnesses are not marketable so I don’t bring them up but people know something is wrong with me

>>73814235
>im not gonna make my entire fucking identity about me being a crippled frog.. thats lame
this is literally ironmouses entire stick and she's the most rich and successful vtuber who isn't a holo girl in the world, but hey walk away from free money if you want

>>73814354
I mean, you have to have mental illnesses of some sort in order to be a chuuba.

>>73813141
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2063077573

>>73814392
>>73814235
Wait
Are you a woman?
If not then go ahead and skip your medical status being mentioned even in passing, nobody will give a shit if you're a guy dying of a terminal illness

>>73814392
>walk away from free money
ironmouse is a very different story. yes she makes her illnesses well known but alot of people respect her for being one of the early english vtubers. i do respect her for the hard work she puts into events! but she is a special case

>>73814408
Ok ineda

>>73814567
If by special you mean boring and unoriginal then yes I agree.

>>73814565
>nobody will give a shit if you're a guy dying of a terminal illness
real... real as fuck, sympathy bux will not be distributed to me

>>73814458
flandzen...

>>73814680
>dying boyfriend confesses to you as his breathing machine hisses in the background ASMR
idk seems like a pretty easy niche to slip into without any additional set up required

>>73814781
>dying boyfriend confesses to you as his breathing machine hisses in the background ASMR
kek
i guess i can fill the niche of "dying asmr". maybe ill frame those asmr streams as a storyline

>>73814344
but i like men

I can't stop crying. I just want to be carried and held while you rub my hair and whisper sweet nothing's into my ear. I want to be gently put down on the bed where you kiss me from the top of my head down to my stomach and make me squirm while I still have tears in my eyes. I want you to take off my pants and make me feel better while I cover my eyes out of embarrassment about everything. I want you to fuck me in missionary while holding my arms up using one hand to stop me from hiding my face. I want you to lose control, flip me over and roughly take me from behind, pulling my hair back and grunting loudly with every thrust. I want you to tell me that you're about to cum and cum inside me filling me up to the brim. I want you to kiss me gently afterwards as the cum slowly spills out of me.

I have to stop falling in love with these vtubers man

>>73814887
Name him, sis!
>>73814903
Name him too!

>>73814929
I love Sun and his thick sweet sweaty sexy feet

>>73814887
I just want my favorite VTuber to make me a sandwich wtf sis

>>73814903
Gay
>>73814887
Slightly less gay

>>73814955
Never name him again!

asmr but it's your favorite vtubers in a hospital bed dying

>>73814235
>be wary. men dont like BPD
<---Clueless

>>73815045
what about this except "but it's your least favorite vtubers who you most wish were in the hospital dying"
also skip the roleplay part

Should I buy this? I want to be a cute anime girl.

asmr but it's BFE and its an ojisan

>>73815291
If you're WIPlash, then yes, BUY IT.

>>73815354
Too bad, it's skab

are there any BFE pandering ojisan vtubers who do BFE asmr
asking for a friend

I am LIVE with Valkyria Chronicles!
Today we're ACTUALLY going to be getting into the game in a timely manner, so you won't want to miss it!

https://www.twitch.tv/wiplashvt/

>>73815291
The sample video sounds so good. There’s no way it actually work this well right?

>>73815569
>>73815291
Just make your own model like I did with uwo's voice. Let it train when you sleep and you can have it done in a day with a good gpu

>>73810583
>what kind of fashion did you guys go for with your design?
Late but I ended up going with something inspired by Taisho Roman fashion and incorporated a few celestial motifs.

>thread for advice from viewers who actually watch vtubers and what they wanna see
>thread is filled with 1 view vtubers giving advice

where did we go wrong bros?

>>73815947
I mean... nobody's asking for advice on how to succeed but everything else related to streaming which people here are well equipped to answer.

>>73810583
I just send pics of myself in outfits i like to my model artist and say to make something with this feel

>>73815947
This thread was never for one minute about advice from viewers

>>73815561
Check this out please >>73815291

>>73815947
Retard read the first post
Retarded anon

>>73816062
Go fuck yourself

>>73815947
the same viewers who give advice but then don't watch the people they give their advice to
the same viewers who give uninformed advice about stuff they have no idea because they never tried streaming
if you want that then go to /wvt/

>>73816159
Thanks for the advice kind stranger. Is that the same place I get free art from starving philippinos?

>>73816147
Based

>>73816028
i’ve seen people ask for help improving content here multiple times. why ask here if it’s not for advice from viewers? tech issues are understandable, but content advice?

>>73816159
/wvt/ is literally only linkposting.

>>73816295
>the same viewers who give advice but then don't watch the people they give their advice to

Look at this again
Viewers have no clue what they want

>>73815291
Beryl should get it for the ultimate femboy model combo

>>73816295
It's meant for other vtubers to say what kind of content has worked for them. A chef can ask a diner if they enjoyed the food, but he's not going to ask them how to cook it or what the menu should look like.

>>73815708
I’m technologically retarded and I can’t fuck with any of that AI stuff. I was waiting for someone to take the existing stuff and repackage it with a simple UI. Apparently even this is still complex and people were complaining it didn’t have a guide when it first came out. So maybe I’ll wait for someone to make an even more idiot proof version.

I got electrocuted playing this game once.

Another PS1 classic over at https://twitch.tv/sukadrii

>>73816479
this is great in theory except no one here gets more than 6 viewers (except females) so how can they know what works

>>73816807
Gobbo mentioned

Here’s the blackpill, generally speaking there’s no getting better as a vtuber. You’re either built for entertaining people or you’re not. There’s no practicing, there’s no getting better. You’re not going to build up your charm or wit by grinding the amount of hours streamed. If you’re meant to make it, you’re going to make it. If you’re not meant to make it, then you won’t.

>>73816908
true to an extent but you do also change over time.
you can very easily compare many many streamers older content to newer. every single one who's been at this game a while has improved across the board to such an extent it makes me wonder how i ever watched them.

>>73816887
There are plenty of /asp/ that get more than 6. Even if they didn't it would still be better than the 0 that a viewer gets.

>>73816887
half the males here do way better than the males on twitter
the females here outperform female vtubers that have been streaming a long time and have big twitter reach

>>73816887
You gotta move your goal posts guy
We're at 10+ right now, use 30 next time

>>73816908
Considering the amount of real life streamers and vtubers that grinded for a few years as a literal 2 view only to explode in popularity without changing their content, you're wrong.

>>73816887
>6 viewers (except females)
Where are my tons of viewers at

>>73817253
Mary you prove that the coomers at least have working ear holes
Even all the gooning they do, they can't stand an audio setup that scuff
Stream for like one more hour and please fix your audio, you'll get a gorillion viewers like all the other wamen

>>73817253
Nana you stream at irregular random hours, you mention you start stream here minutes before you start and end stream within an hour or two.

This is why people cant catch you over time.

>>73817253
You don't count since you are a retard.

>>73816908
Congrats. You wrote a blackpill post that maybe you even believe. It doesn't make it true or correct or even accurately represent even your own experience. Thanks for sharing your sadboy opinions with the class.

>>73817253
trans debuff on a non trans girl
sad, but it happens, like with Coco

>>73817433
coco is currently going through a rebrand which kills ccv

>>73817433
(You)

>>73817433
Wait was coco not trans the entire time

>>73817122
>we’re at 10
>sukadrii: 1
>wiplash: 8

going by recent posts, who is we, anon? can you provide examples for your claims?

>>73817433
Coco posted pics of his dick before what kind of crack are you on to still think he is a girl

>>73817148
Except those vtubers were always going to make it. They always had the right skill set. No one just paid attention to them before. They are different from the vtubers who were never ever going to make it.

>>73817253
I don't want to pressure you into doing streams you don't want to do. But I think you just need to do content that appeals more to guys. I just cant get into the types of streams you do. It just doesn't really appeal to me as a guy. Even some kind of casual game would be comparatively nice.

>>73817554
I hope this isn't Sun

>>73817554
If its all predestined then save us all the trouble of hearing your terrible advice and kill yourself.

>>73817502
Coco is not trans, just has a nasal voice.

>>73817605
Cope lol. His fake girl voice is one of the worst I have ever heard

>>73817675
This is why we say she has the trans debuff despite being female.
Her voice is so bad, no one will believe it.

I wish FSP would consider a Rika-style flirty lesbian in a male model. I'd apply if I thought I had a shot but I know they're only looking for men. I want to appeal to bisexual yumes on a mass scale. I want to make other women think erotically about me. Fuck my life.

>>73817605
I've known a real girl who could fit a football in her ass.

>>73817718
>we

>>73817735
You mean like Yugo?
You can apply as a woman if you have a good male-ish voice.
If you want to be a character that is FEMALE, you have other corpos for that. FSP is just for males for now.

>>73815480
sadly no, but if there was I would be obsessed with him
i wonder if asmr people trade lewd audio requests instead of money

>>73817802
I have an androgynous voice that I've worked on and I don't care what pronouns people end up using. I'm just jealous because the dinosaur guy is a great design and I know the type of women I like will be horny over that, but I sincerely doubt they'd hire me.

I want to stream, I really really want to. But the circumstances I'm in right now won't let and I barely can do what I like. I don't feel safe in this world or in my room and slowly even the internet that kept a hold on me is becoming a place where I feel like everyone has a vendetta against me where I can really trust one person, but even they put me in sticky situations where in the end I'll end up being at fault, being more isolated. I still can make calls but what's the point when the only person I talk to is either sleeping, busy, or prefers to hang out with other people that despise you. If I'd stream maybe I'd learn to have more confidence and talk to people, I'm tired of having to rely on talking to myself just to not stay silent all the time and train my vocal cords. Slowly I even start to forget how to speak properly let it be with people or even myself, writing isn't that much of an issue besides some confusing phrases due to the tiredness.I don't know if I can go lower than this community to try and communicate with people, but I envy all of you guys for being able to stream freely, even if it's for yourself or one lurker, I envy all of you creating cliques and getting invited to collabs or being able to talk to other people, not being scared to socialize on the internet. Every time I get a dm from someone other than the one person I love and trust, I get into panic mode.
Streaming would help me slowly overcome these issues and this community is perfect to help each other (without counting the crabs or the ongoing harassments and sabotaging made by a certain group of people trying to completely exclude people from this community) you guys are all. I wish one day some of you will come lurk my stream and after that give me advice on what I could do to make it better and to make me better, but even dreaming of just hitting the Go live button is impossible to me.

>>73817903
You can still apply and try instead of moping about it here.

>>73817906
tl;dr
Not your personal blog.

>>73817906
There are 8 million people on this planet. Stop limiting yourself with your sad sack piece of shit woe is me act. Make new friends, get new hobbies, improve on yourself.

>this weird timeloop again

>>73817906
shut the fuck up

>>73817735
>woman mad she's gatekept out of something in vtubing for once
98% of the chuubing industry beyond a 1view literal who indie level is dominated by girls. id say go apply to hololive or something but im guessing you're too unappealing for that so instead you want a shortcut
god forbid guys get something of their own for once

>>73817903
Just apply 4head
Do you think Nasally sounding Randon thought he'd get in to the Big Corpo?

>>73817604
t. someone predestined to never make it

>>73814235
>men dont like BPD

>>73817253
>10/91 active days over a 3 month period
6.5 hours TOTAL? Thats like 3 streams per month averaging less than an hour per stream. You're not putting in the hours. Honestly you having 8 viewers despite being non-active is just proof the female buff exists.

>>73818035
I'm going to save you.

>>73812244
Youre cute

Reminder men cause no drama. Drama has always been the death if every large corpo that failed and it has always been caused by filthy women

>>73818113
Oh she knows
Pretty sure she's invited to the waspcord, they're probably have a giggle at "owning" the trolls
The females understand and exploit the buff all the time, there's no point reaching out to them

>>73818278
kill yourself

I just yawned cutely but no one was there to hear it...

>>73813143
Spent a bit more time on this one.

>>73818278
Yeah I've never heard of Luca either

>>73818325
you don't even need to get into their discord, they openly and flagrantly brag about how to milk simps
"female buff isn't real" is a few years old now, everyone knows better and it's not a secret. the only people denying it are the ethots who don't at least have the backbone to admit they're virtual sluts
idgaf if you are one but fucking own it sisters, stop pretending anybody (male) likes you for any reason then you're a hole

>>73818278
Men don't cause drama, they just go and kill a bunch of people and then themselves because they're all violent psychos.

>>73818436
bless. looks great, thank you.

>>73818490
so true oomfie my victims are uncountable

>>73818490
inshallah brother, this is the way

>>73818625
>n-no its not about sex at all! I am not a hole!

>>73818436
Ey, thanks for this, it's so cute! You're a good boy, Free!

>>73818625
whores will deny this

i watch streamers for entertainment, such as them being funny.
which is why i do not willingly watch women.

>>73818733
>"ehehe come in anon"
>"Get it...cum?"

Typical femoid streamer humor

>>73818733
I watch streamers for sexual pleasure, such as making my peepee hard. which is why i only watch women

>>73818837
the only reason why a man would ever watch a women

>>73818801
their innuendo isn't even good, it's all this forced and predictable
wish they'd just come out and say "hello chat I want you to fantasize as if we're having sex"

>>73818932
Not everyone can be Lucy Pyre levels of forward

>>73818894
yeah sorry meant
>which is the only reason i watch women

Is /wasp/ raiding this place again now that most of the girls have abandoned it?

>>73818801
>I have built a treehouse starts playing

>>73819096
Are you stupid enough to think that people are limited to posting in one thread at a time?

>>73818932
"Chat I don't think you're a disgusting incel creep and I totally don't complain about you to the other girls"

Daily reminder if you’re a man and you don’t have a deep sexy voice you will never ever make it.

>>73819131
>1.8 octav range
ngmi

>>73819131
Site?

>>73819131
link pl0x

i am involuntarily celibate and violent. which /asp/ streamer is for me?

>>73819131
No warmups or second takes

>>73819131
Last time I checked I’m a baritone. That’s deep enough right guys?

>>73819268
i'm a baritwo. get on my FUCKING level.

>>73819131
How do you suck this bad

>>73819158
>>73819386
t. tenorfags that sound like 8 year old boys
Maybe in another life you’ll be reincarnated as someone who actually sounds like a real man voicelets.

>>73819247
Cheen is right up your alley, you can probably get together and plan a school shooting together too!

>>73819500
lol no

I trust everyones keepin up their reps! Gotta get them skills

Lots of people think I'm a girl from my voice. Should I just remove any references to being a male and use an androgynous model? How do I handle when people ask my gender?

>>73819640
I lied. I can hit a little further out but it takes a little bit of strain

>>73819776
Question for these test, are we allowed to use falsetto to find our highest note? or should it just be chest/head voice?

here is mine

>>73819818
Usually they just say "sing your highest and lowest stable note and hold it three seconds". Falsetto obviously ignores that because you're forcing a squeak.

>>73819863
Elliot posted this

with falsetto

>>73819929
countertenor over here wtf

>>73819929
without falsetto

>>73819929
Can you sing this for me mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJH0eBtnbcs

I couldn't find the one everyone else is using

>>73820052
curse onahole image

>>73820052
The keyboard test is on singingcarrot

fun fact if you sing lower then c2 on this it still only counts it as a c2

>>73819268
deep enough to get into my womb, anon