/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Meru Love!

This bug is rolling
https://youtu.be/MXhY1wRLpUI

I'm always caught off guard by Dizzy's crazy lung capacity

>>73766003
Meru LUST

>Similarly to how chat loves a pathetic woman, women love a pathetic man

Hi, I hope your Monday is going along well. I love my talented and stunning spidermama and the sharp sting as she stamps out a cigarette onto my bruised body after brutalizing me with her knuckles. I'm Ami's punching bag

>Dizzy wants to learn Chinese (Mandarin or Cantonese, she doesn't know either of them) because they're both more useful than her national language, and also Chinese is the language of pandas

>>73766421
>Chinese is the language of pandas
Speaking of pathetic things.

>>73766421
I thought Dizzy was Chinese, is she Hmong or something?

>>73766610
Chinese by race, not nationality.

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

DIZZY SCREAMS EROTIC

>So no-one told you life was gonna be this way
>Your life's a joke, you're broke, your sister ran away
Dizzy...

Dizzy is so funny

https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1780037367904051520
I'm scared.
What if her cousin is just as much of a cute dork.

I miss my boyfriend.

>>73766649
I got that, but she's mentioned a few times that English isn't her first language although then again she flip-flops on that a lot so who knows if its actually true or not so if it isn't Mandarin or Cantonese I'm wondering what it could be

I guess Dizzy doesn't have a reason to care about potential noise complaints if she's going to get evicted anyway...

>Sometimes if you push too hard you might end up pushing in the wrong direction, and before you know it the goal is further away
Profound...

Sleepy collabs with guys too much
She should stop doing that

>>73766996
Dizzy is just finding out that the good job after college meme was a fucking lie

>>73767278
>If I bring her on stream will you guys promise not to be weird
I'll be sure to bring up that time Ember shit herself on stream, along with the other twelve times that happened!

>>73767278
does ember think we're weird?

Dizzy holy fuck

>Loses the boulder
>"Give me a second"
>Leaves the room
>*Barn owl screeching noises*

>>73768643
Yes, but she likes that about us

Boulder HATE

Dizzy kissed me, later virgins

>>73766460
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>73769802
GAY RETARD PLEASE COME BACK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Shabellies...
https://www.youtube.com/live/D2_oyiutuL8

>>73770074
I distinctly remember Yuuna begging Tonya to stop using that thing in her thumbnails

Lovey dovey sex with Dizzy with lots of cuddling afterwards

Tonya's playing the Korean fatass gacha
https://youtu.be/D2_oyiutuL8

>>73770251
I love this dumb Korean woman

>>73771291
>had TWO questions on her exam she wasn't certain about
unfathomable ancestral shame upon this cat

>>73771417
That other anon was talking about Mio

>>73771451
oh my bad

>>73771451
It's an understandable mistake, all of the Korean women associated with this thread are both cute and dumb

>>73771736
dute, if you will

>>73771789
cumb

do mio ever point out which video charming jo commented?

>>73771924

Overwhelming love for my daughter Muyu

Tonya your tits will grow that big if you eat a lot!!!!

>>73772636
Tell that to her in person, Yuuna

>>73772089
Read the translation and it's obvious. I believe in you beerpal!

>literally me fr fr

>>73772089
Watch vods mojey

Tonya's tits will grow if she lets me fondle them every night

>>73773798
is this what being luluee feels like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVNoiBtY_LE
Thoughts on Korean tits?

>>73775613
I think I want to fondle Mio's modest mios until they become the Celestitans

Midsemi Midlock

https://twitter.com/niniyuuna/status/1780073959490498864
[Yuuna News] She has married a certain deerotic girl

>>73778075
dizzy is destined to be a lesbian......

>>73778075
She can't keep getting away with it...

youtube decided to punch me in the gut with this in my recommended.... i miss meru...
https://youtube.com/shorts/10JFfojzEIw?si=WOQvVEriFfUQ6mEs

https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna
Bread

>>73778824
>[Yuuna news]
She is proud of her huge stick and needs a dedicated stick handler for Offkai

I love Mio and she is keeping me sane these past couple of days

>What kind of wedding do you want Yuuna?
>One without my parents

I believe there is gonna be a guerilla from my gf later.

>>73774030
Must be pure pain to be called the 2nd most hated beerpal by peers. Though in that one case it was another favorite so its no wonder Mio took it hard. Thankfully it wasn't Jonothon so she didnt khs

|\

namedropping beerpals has been getting much worse lately, what happened?

>>73782171
Latest threadshitting meta

>>73781337
>2nd
Yeah, because (You) take the first place

>>73782221
beerpals are reusing bucko strats from last year? why are they so behind

>>73782171
I don’t watch her at all but maybe she reacts differently depending on who she responds to?
Who knows *shrug*

>>73782791
We can't read purease undastando

>>73782797
yes she hates me and makes it clear

>>73782171
Namedropping Movict and Mojey is rightful
>mojey
>manipulative asshole, send messages to her with the full purpose to make her schedule everything around him
>generally annoying retard
>movict
>esl schizo
>guilty trip her a lot
>constantly complain about everything she does
>all while barely even tipping her anything

my gf decided to ignore anonymous bait and won't pay attention to the threadshitter, i believe in her
>Verification not required.

Well, it begins
Again, I pray for a future where beerpals aren't retarded and obnoxious
Have a good night

Mio love! Mio lust!

>>73783296
>beerpals
It's just one flip

>>73783296
>>73783532
>"beerpals"

Jacking off to Mio before sleeping

>>73783532
There are multiple but it’s hard to tell because that one flip does samefag a lot

Makes you think how multiple of these namedropped only became somehow an issue less than a week ago despite apparently having a schizo record

I love you Dizzy! Rest well

https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1780109334552408541
Dizzy Twitter space, dorks.
Dizzy watches Jelly despite how much sleep it makes her lose.

I'M AWAKE

>>73784171
they've been an issue for a while, but now that they've been name dropped it opened the floodgates for everyone who has a problem with them

there's a few other annoying ones, but IMO those two are the biggest offenders

Liam Neeson is Peo's dad...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUKsZTVZVu8
Tomo B-Day karaoke on Wednesday!

I just woke up after dreaming about miori... I haven't been watching her for a week and then she comes into my dreams how strong is this woman???

thinking about the scent of ami's freshly grown ass

>>73767278
>implying her chat is capable of not being weird

>>73778442
UUUUUU

>>73783147
>call others ESL
>be this ESL

>>73778442
Yeah...

https://www.youtube.com/live/GUNAY5tJwzw

>>73791929
>open Jelly stream
>crying

>Going back to zachtronics
We're so back

>>73792122
>Numbers numbers numbers numbers

>>73785979
>No recording
Fuck, did anybody archive it?

I feel like Jelly has become even more awawatistic since I last watched her

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>73766421
Pandas can't speak Chinese wtf

>Dizzy got an offer for a good networking job before she even finished schooling
>Wasn't sure if she wanted to take it or not so she asked her dad for advice
>"If you want to do something you should do it with your whole heart"
Damn

[Jelly news]
She wants to be forklift certified

>I'm not certified to be a mother yet, I need to read more books

>>73793153
Jelly wants to be a Cisco certified mother

I'm glad I'm waking up early enough now to catch the tail end of Jelly streams, I missed this creature

Mio specifically hates me

Two weeks of zoomba streams are being undone in a single meal
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1780163286132294009

>>73793348
Balance is being restored to the universe

>Muyu did an actual cover of Hei Muumit
>About to add it to my chill playlist
>That ending
for fuck's sake Muyu kek
https://youtu.be/wPbxUF0sAxw

>>73793327
I wrote this

MIO SOON

>>73792965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKyzkYHw5xA

>>73793841

>>73793841
I owe you my life

>You know there's something wrong with my mental health when I start to enjoy streaming

>Dizzy was going to do her Twitter Space while she was in the bath but got too nervous about being naked
We were ROBBED

I want to make out with Twitter Space Dizzy in front of YouTube Stream Dizzy

>>73793841
I ended up liking Twitter spaces more than I thought I would. They're always pretty chill and cozy.

>>73794148
Lewd...

>>73794171
The phone mic quality combined with the complete lack of pressure to be performative really makes it feel like you're hanging out with somebody over a voice call. You get to just sit and listen while they do mundane stuff like Lisa cleaning her house, Maria eating a bowl of pasta or Dizzy trying to do the worm.

>>73794370
I now feel guilty that I just want more twitter spaces over streams

>>73794861
There is a way to get that intimate Twitter Space experience whenever you want...

Why does Mio hate me so much?

Robowife is driving dangerously again
https://youtu.be/C77I6bMbaKA

Mio waiting room up

>>73795964
The soundtrack in this game is rockin' and rolling as the youths say

>>73795964
>lap 1/4
>driving backwards through the course killing pedestrians

I miss Lisa...

>>73796604
That's what you do in Carmageddon. You get practically nothing from trying to "race" and the game doesn't even have a race position system since the AI doesn't follow the track either.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; wrapped up in soft silk blankets, her plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my fave so I can breath in her Amismeel...perfect...

working with gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YCyCJZDT-Q

i wont work with my gf because she hates me

I pray that one day this Elira guy learns how to read rules

>>73799796
I wish he'd change his fucking name. It's so awkward having a different vtuber's name

>>73799796
Why would he? Mio gives him an exemption from following rules

>>73799940
Yeah, at least change your username to chat in Mio's chat, it's not like Elira is streaming anyway so who fucking cares

Rules don't apply to the favorites

TUMMY

Mio HATES visible ribs

>>73800144
but mine are visible...

>>73800168
She hates you

Soft tummies LOVE
Flat tummies HATE

>>73800083
he's clearly not one of her favorites, she just can't tell him to fuck off

>>73800105
Imagine squeezing her tummy from behind and hearing her yelp.

Mio thinks your cock should be small if you have a small frame

It's always entertaining how particular she is about her porn preferences

Mio HATES shota

>They always make the girl so huge compared to the guy

[Good news]
Mio ate dinner

How is anyone surprised? She's said she likes big strong men and hates twinks thousands of times

>>73800780
>hates twinks
Wrong, she only hates me

>>73797988

If you aren't working out for your oshi you're not living properly.
>But Muyu said she likes chubby round guys!
Chubby round guys who can hold her down. Get pumping that iron, boy.

>>73800842
Just stop being a twink then Anon

>I'm 23, I'm gonna be a Christmas cake in two years!
It's cute how excited Mio is at the prospect of getting old

I am no longer a Mio Gosling. I am a Mio Reynolds.

I'd say I'm learning a lot about Mio's taste in men but I already knew all of this

>>73797943
Soon...

wose...

>>73800888
But... but... it's low cost to be a skelly...

If you're an EU pal you deserve this lol

>>73802235
I went to get a coffee, what did she say?

>>73802235
Movict wake up at 3AM and watch the main timeslot anyways

>>73802316
no evening streams this week

>>73802235
what do i deserve?

>>73802407
But she is having it right now and it's in EN when usually now it would be KR? KR are the one getting fucked the most this week

>>73802407
So it's a pretty average week then?

>>73802407
Don't care, she hates me anyway so I'll just cheat

I like how no one even bites now. Even beerpals are learning.

I think Mio's going to enjoy Hades a lot

>>73802648
Whenever I want to I keep thinking about how she'd be upset with me so I'm trying my best. Sorry

Cute mio snort

>>73801099
Old and alone, no one wants an ugly, obese, menhera woman

I heard Bravely Default music and now I'm thinking about how cute Mio would be with a BD-style chibi 3D model

>>73803186
I want to hear Mio "mrgrgr"

Mio still hasn't played any Xenoblade yet, has she?

>>73803397
The guy that gifted her one of the games left again

Fresh Miaur scheddy

https://twitter.com/tsuruginen/status/1780245088037392689
Nen singing advice thread, seems reasonable.

JRPGs are terrible stream content unless you're dedicated to them.

>>73803397
I think Xenoblade sucks. Extremely generic JRPG with grindy combat and mind-boggling single player gacha (in 2).

>>73803397
I think Xenoblade SUCKS. Extremely generic JRPG with grindy combat and shitty gacha system for a fucking single player game (in 2)

>>73803770
Rebuttal:

>>73803892
FAT FUCK

>>73803892
How is it so FAT

>Seal city music
Speaking of fat fucks

Mio's being so cute. All's good in this world.

Holy shit that was a cute poyo

>>73802648
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)

Mio can be my debil

>>73801904
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>73805315
getting healthier for summer!

>>73797943
mLisa...

>random grey talking about his own life non-stop
cool story bro

>>73801099
mio is going to be an all-time hag one day
i believe in her

>>73806518
Gift me a sub then faggot

[Non-news]

>>73806667
The bravest tummy hort survivor

>>73806554
Thinking about Mio's future soft plump MILFy hag bod...

>>73806667
I want to make it feel okay...

E!
https://youtu.be/ZDVheG6sKrQ

>>73806987
Stop, it is too early for me to be horny

>>73806987
obese pig

>>73807079
Somehow, Eber returned

>>73807079
>Return
Where did she go?

>>73807133

>>73807280
To the rural ISP customer complaint line.

>>73807296
>>73807152

>>73807336
She lives in the woods?

Mio is by far the best GFE

>>73807296
I want to lay my head on Mio's plush tummy and fall asleep after a five hour long breeding session

Why the fuck is Mio streaming at these hours

>>73807555
Guerilla work stream

>>73807296
I NEED IT. FUCK ME

>>73807445
Including the part where she cheats on you with her favorites

>>73807366
Her ass having its own zip code isn't all fun and games when it lacks the proper internet infrastructure

>It's not that I dislike toned stomachs, it's just that... softer ones... are better...
>*dies of embarrassment*
Mio cute

>>73807693
*fat

>>73807625
polyamorous relationship with beerpals

Wait to I be chubby or do I get abs for mio?

>>73807754
Until they stop paying

>>73807769
You pick one and commit to it

>>73807800
You little shit

>>73807785
Plenty of ways to pay without money

>>73807693
>I'm totally not biased cos I don't have a toned stomach, nope
Mio please stop teasing I'm gonna bust

mio needs to lose 30 pounds to be considered just fat

>>73807945
I'm afraid she is going to lose to much weight...

>>73807998
We can rebuild her...

>>73808077
Not when she'll dump us for an IRL boyfriend once she's had enough of being touch starved

>>73807945

>>73806167
Silly wose, there's no way you'll fit in that ring

>>73808465
It goes around the neck.

>>73808465
Wdym she just needs 2 and they become floaties for her arms

>>73807998
Eating disorders are fucked up

https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna
Bread! With a sponsored Honkai stream. And not the good Honkai!

>>73808832
it's not a disorder when she needs to lose weight

>>73808840
Sponsored stream means Tonya fancy lunch!

>>73808840
>And not the good Honkai!
How many Honkais are there?

>>73807998
I was going to say that Mio should simply eat the schizo, but on second thought I don't want her eating pagpag

>>73808924
Four.
-Houkai Gakuen, a zombie shooter/rip off of some old iOS game called Zombie Town.
-oukai Gakuen 2, a rip off of Puzzle & Dragons
-Honkai 3rd Impact, a beat-em-up with heavy Bayonetta inspiration. This is the good one.
-Honkai Star Rail, a terrible gacha RPG.

>>73809149
Well at least she's getting paid I guess

Yuuna yapping at me about gacha nonsense while I pay less and less attention to what she's saying as I gaze into her big bread breasts... heaven...

I never understood how people play gacha games. Every time I've tried there's an 80 hour VN to read within them, dailies demand you smash your phone screen for an hour a day, and events want you to make this shit your job. It all seems like "high effort, low reward" in terms of gameplay and time invested.

[Non-news]
Yuuna is hungry

Yuuna wants me forever...

>>73809674
but muh cute pngs

Man the work streams are so nice it leaves me feel really happy to have spent time with Mio. I know she said they were bad for views but I hope she keeps them up.

>>73809674
I been on gacha hell for like a decade now and yeah I dont recommend it at all, but I can tell you I pretty much skip the garbage stories and just roll for waifus. Never spent a dime either. Currently I basically just login to get the free stuff and maybe do dailies so eventually I might just drop them forever.

>>73809674
I only played SIF in my life and it was pretty chill. I never played it "competitively", just wanted to collect pngs of my favorite gay idols

>>73807769
Mio loves me

Mio hates me (the feeling is mutual)

>>73809674
Spent about 10k on gbf the first 4 years it was out. Just bring a single guy and I didn't watch vtubers so I just wasited money because I had it. These days I avoid gacha I don't want to be a gambling addict again.

i want to kiss miss ami

>[Spidermom news]
Her VGM radio show is tomorrow!!
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1780301094670811360

>another faggot with some other vtuber's name as his username in Mio's pre-chat
this is starting to seriously piss me off, at least change your fucking name, for fuck's sake
and is it just a coincidence that they're both nijis?

>>73812026
This will keep happening until she and Mogu start enforcing the rules

>>73812094
it's kind of a gray area, are they actually breaking the rules if they never say anything about those girls but have their names in their username?
it obviously makes Mio uncomfortable, but still how do you justify banning someone just by their username?

Nothing about rules is going to change a user name... you're either baiting or retarded

>>73812258
>but still how do you justify banning someone just by their username?
Like this.
>Oh, you're Sickle Gardenhose from Nijisanji? Really? Whatever. Impersonating people is lame. *giggle* Mogu twist that guy's balls.

>>73809674
Once every year for about 1 month I successfully convince myself that I enjoy playing FGO and I am not wasting my time playing the game. Even during that timespan I still tell other people not to bother with it.

>>73812366
honestly i get it but sickle could totally work as a vtuber's name. idk about sickle gardenhose though.

>>73812258
If I set my username to Nigger, I'll rightfully get banned. Why should these guys get exemptions from the rules? If you want to name yourself after a vtuber you should use another account to talk in other vtuber's chats

>Ami The Misadventures of Tron Bonne
https://youtu.be/e7CBECgmGLs
>Ember return stream
https://youtu.be/ZDVheG6sKrQ

Ami is live and playing The Misadventures of Tron Bonne!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7CBECgmGLs

UUUUUUUU I MISSED EBER!

>>73802768
she'll probably love the characters, but I can see her getting frustrated, depressed, ending stream on a sour note, and nuking the vod. hopefully I'm wrong and it's a banger of a stream like Sekiro.

mio no one cares if you suck at the game when you start. you WILL get better as you play, you always do.

Emboar...

Quite hypnotic

Need a gif of Ami's swirly eyes

>>73812709
it's been a while since I played but hades is roguelite (or w/e) right? you get stronger the more attempts you make.

>>73812798
it's still fairly hard

EMBER HAS RETURNED FROM WAR

>I stopped showering the moment my internet died
imaginne... the eber smelle...

Imagine the taste.

>>73812818
as long as she doesn't get the expectation that she should make it all the way to the final boss in the first stream i think she should be fine. best and fairest thing to do is probably to set the first boss as her first stream goal

https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1780295107113038230

>Ami suffering from her tiny spidor bladder since forever

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISSED HER SO MUCH

>Ami has trauma from teachers being control freaks about bathroom access.

>>73809674
Honestly if it weren't for the gacha elements I'd probably actually play and enjoy a lot of these games, some of them look pretty neat

>>73812979
One of the few times I am disappointed that I won't be going to California

ember what the fuck man

>>73813225
People always described Genshin as a BOTW ripoff which always made me go "Damn, I could always go for more BOTW" but yeah, gacha.

Yuuna needs feeding badly

>>73812785

>>73813406
>Tongue too
Blessed

>Easter ayggs

god i wish that was me getting crushed under miss ami's 10 ton freshly grown ass

>Hear Ember say "ayggs"
>Instant serotonin

>>73813755

Another monumental win for Ryonabucko.

>Ember's BPM is 132 right now

Ami CBT..

[Good news]
Ember is jiggling her tits

>Ember got a collab request from a mystery vtuber who loved her Elden Ring streams

>I'M SORRY I'M BEING WEIRD
No Ember keep going

Mio better not disappoint me when she plays my favorite games

>Ember is unemployable
>I am unemployable
WE ARE

Ember's on the tangent juice

>Ember is scared of fishman

I can't wait to embarrass Ember in front of her cousin!

YUUNA LOVE

Definitely heard Ami say she's a "brap god" instead of a "rap god" just now

Hagber...

MY SPIDERMOM'S BRAIN IS MEOWIN' GIGANTIC

>>73815420
You don't need to gas her up, anon

>balletcore
I've been to ballet performances and I can't see a way to make anything they wear wearable in public

FIFTY SEX WITH EMBER

>stock photo number 5 old man
He's literally me...

HERE
HERE
HERE WE GO

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g2K86nmnals

>>73815865
Chances of her PC imploding?

>>73815865
YES YES

>Oh my god, America has cum

>>73815420
>>73815601

>Ember played DOA just to watch the titties bounce around
>I played DOA just to watch the titties bounce around
WE ARE

>>73815983
TWENTY
THOUSAND
VIETNAMESE
DONGS

Ami's freshly grown ass...

20 000 Vietnamese dongs...

I want to be bitten

>>73816106
I really hate how wrong he gets Ami's face

Give it to me straight lads, how much cute dumb Asian pussy did I miss out on by never playing MapleStory?

>>73816267
you know how 20% of koreans have the last name kim? all of them are kids of one guy who played maplestory

>>73816267
Truckloads, boatloads. Copious amounts. Supposedly (I can't remember where I heard this) the gender split is almost 50/50.

Sticking out my GYATT for the fuzzler

>>73816495
The accursed words...

Napping Amicat with the Dizzler

Uwe--HHH UWEH UWAAAAARGH

>The unibrow carried over from Kallin to Ember

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>skinwalked Dizzy
>got distracted by bouncing her model's tits

>>73816741

>last time a friend was supposed to visit Ember made ribs
>wants to take her visiting cousin to Texas barbecue
I'm noticing things

>>73816907
nooticer no nooticing

New thread
>>73817081
>>73817081
>>73817081

mio hate

has ami built up an unrealistic ideal for arby's in her mind or is it actually pretty good? i've never had it