/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I am the one who loves Gura the most

Gura demoted off girls talk

Gurass

>>73724620
Based Gurass poster

Goob morning

>>73725281
Nyo is eepi time.

Child

This is Gura’s updated profile i’m sure some of you know this by now but if not giving you the heads up.
She makes fun of all of you. She knows no matter what she says and does on stream or off she will get a shit load of money just saying Hi and dipping for days, weeks, months. This is funny to her. She is not the person she was before and money has changed her, She was not the best person to start with but not like you would believe me anyway. Also, you would be shocked by the stuff she does and people when she gets to drinking around others. Hell, the person she is dating would be also. Gura I do have some stuff recorded but will hold on to it for a rainy day. You should not have upset me and did what you did. The storm is coming.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199144795059

>>73724379
i love her so much

You think Gura will stream a new game today buds?

>>73726037
It was supposed to be today but certain someone ruined it

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Baguraette honhonhon

nacho sounds like a child

Atlantis stands with the men of the West

>>73726660
The men of the west literally came from Numenor (Atlantis)

I put money on a stream today
Don't make a fool out of me shabbos shark

Gura is by far the biggest lesbo in hololive though, no competition, 39383038 times drooling over girls, 3 times she appreciate male characters in her entire holo career
Just look at how she talked about Marin Kittagawa & also said she wanted to wear a choker like Marin, unclear if Gura knew the symbolism of chokers though

>>73726797
No wonder Gura likes LotR then, the lore deepens

>>73724533
Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

>>73726908
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Why are you like this

>>73726128
who was that?

>>73727066
He's just being a vagueposting faggot, don't mind him

>>73727009
Just click the [Embed] to view the video

>>73727127
Is (You)r head up (You)r ass for the warmth

>>73727120
You are right. I don't know what I was thinking giving him a You.

>>73727127
G-Gura, is that you

>>73727066
some self-absorbed spoiled betch who thought she was entitled to 8 fucking hours of BD celebration

>>73727251
Is it not over? I was thinking it was all day yesterday and not today. If she is doing the BD stuff today also I hope they break the rule and let Gura stream over her now.

Not just the usual vagueposter, but a Holo vs. Holo falseflagger to boot
Why haven't you killed yourselves yet? Have you no heart?

>>73727285
It is over so nothing to worry about today.

>>73726037
Today? Has it already been 2 months since saturday?

>>73726037
ku100 today...!

the place that will hold the Taipei meeting has concert halls
and holoEN (not JP) retweeted it
and Mori and Bae have already taken their turn with that Aussie concert

does that mean Gura concert soon?

>>73728087
what Taipei meeting

fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>73728134
https://twitter.com/holomeetxTPE24/status/1779109781128569130

>>73728208
gura will announce the independence of Taiwan as a sovereign state in this meeting

MY wife

>>73728208
Fauna, Gura, Ina, Luna

>>73728208
ffs why its always taiwan, I bet chumbies from taiwan feel like a chosen people now...

>>73728446
Money

>>73724620
SNIFFFFF

I haven't had a proper sleep.
I've only had a short nap so far. Please I don't want insomnia to kick in again.

>>73728446
The ones who survived at least

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Goob morning retards

>>73730682
Goob morning faggot

Would you still love her if she wasn't a shark?

I don't love her now

Is Gura aware of how showy and slutty her atlantean outfit is? T o T

>>73730801
Yes I also love Gabby

>>73732168
Sir, your Gabby looks bullyable T u T

Gura ass
https://litter.catbox.moe/ruat7f.mp4

Sex with a fembud.

>>73729392
Taiwan isn’t Turkey, only like 10 people are confirmed dead so far

Why’s it so slow in here.
C’mon. Wake up. Entertain me.

>>73733472
Tell Gura that.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>73733852
Too bad for Gura I'm already a terrible father to my son that I never wanted.

>>73733472

>>73730078
I want to finish pulling down her underwear as a funny prank

>>73733472
https://files.catbox.moe/v88grw.mp4

>>73733472
goobday

>>73734434
C’mere you

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this slut T u T

>>73733472
hoocha!

>>73735299
please only post short booba gura tall booba gura is gross

Does Gura even?

Quit spamming guys, i can't keep up, 3 new posts in the last 6 hours, my ISP gonna throttle my bandwidth at this insane rate

>>73736929
she's an even skittles girl

>>73735758
hoochacha!

Gura is manifesting

>>73738181
Ew.

>>73735299
>>73738181
!voteban

i miss gura

>>73738537
Gura wrote this post after forgetting that she is Gura

>>73738181
>>73735299

bunny

>>73738971
sex

>>73738971
pretty sure that's a cunny

Why has Gura never played Minecraft on stream? I think that game would really fit her, slow paced so it is easy to interact with chat while playing and cozy

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING BORING
(wtf is even the low-effort posts in this ggg edition)

https://youtu.be/-xZ2BAUD7DA?t=7975

"Lose your mind" - Said out loud
Then read the other prompt, quickly clicked the next question instead of answering, why?

>>73739823
retard

>>73739845
Why? The answer should be pretty obvious, unless one is very self centered, choosing lose your mind is the correct answer

>>73739823
Kiss Hitler, would have been her answer. I know this as a fact.

>>73740434
Hot take: I don't like Hitler

>>73740265
WTF IS THIS REAL?

People still coping and claiming that Gura is NOT the big gay of Hololive when she show signs constantly of being the biggest hyper lesbo of all times: https://youtu.be/-xZ2BAUD7DA?t=8683

Thats only 1 out of 38403 similar incidents during her Holo career

>>73741416
https://youtu.be/-xZ2BAUD7DA?t=8754
Even since young age she had big boobed girls as wallpapers "They had their boobs out which was great", why are people still denying the obvious?

I wish the person posting timestamps wasn't a schizo.

>>73741781
Ill just never get what they think they're gonna accomplish, they've tried this shit for so long and it doesn't work on anyone.

>>73741842
I wish you would post timestamps

>>73741645
I like how she got through an entire conversation about senran kagura without ever once implying that she played the games. She just looked at wallpapers.

>>73741901
I used to but people don't reply or want to talk about non-schizo shit so I stopped. Now I just enjoy the cute Gura moments on my own.

>>73742006
Post them anyway. Gura is cute.

>>73741842
Work what? What is there to work? Every sane person gnows that she it hyper-gay, the delusional parasocial ugly bastards will still continue to be delusional and think they will win Guras heart and actually marry her

>>73741993
>without ever once implying that she played the games. She just looked at wallpapers
Further proving how lesbo she is, gaming didn't matter to her but drooling over big titty girls did

>>73741645
I love Gura because she shares my love of women but still wants to get dicked down by me and then start a traditional family together.

>>73742185
you don't have to say traditional it's implied. just makes you look like a weirdo.

I liked when Gura wanted to carry Kronii's boobs last stream.

>>73742333
didn't ask

>>73741416
>>73741645
https://youtu.be/-xZ2BAUD7DA?t=9440

Why was she so freaking horny during that stream? Holy shit, she spent 30 minutes talking about big titty girls and also how she wanted to be choke-slammed by the Ringu girl. Please explain why she was extra randy

Gura
Wife

>>73742573
she was in heat

>>73742627
Post
Mine

>>73743387
Her tail is almost bigger than her body

Remember when Guras mom bought her a shake-weight? What did she mean by that? Was it exercise or did mom try some gay-conversion therapy?

>>73744372
What the fuck is THAT?

>>73726378
samen

Post more about how much of a little faggot my daughterwife is.

>>73738971
Gura, we must cyb0rseggz now.

>>73744472
its gwar gyaru huhaha

Gura once bought a stress relief product shaped as a boob, she squeezed the boob so much that it broke and oozed out its contents, why boob to squeeze instead of a penis? You guyz knows why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQU4zFTE4bs [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>>73735176

>>73744799
Yeeeeeeeeaaaah why would a non-gay girl ever buy this?

Geez, even me; her husband is starting to think she is a lesbo-god, way to much evidence is stacking up

It's okay if Gura has sex with Shion, so they should move in together.

no it isn't okay to cheat on her wife amelia

cheating is never okay, the penalty for treason is death and should be legally too.

My Gurandma.

New Etho video is out now

Well at least with me, Gura succeeded. She's burnt away the anticipation or expectation that i'd see her at all. It's a "huh, neat" when it happens.
It's almost sad to see some lemmings go "oh wow she streamed 2 days ago that must mean she streamed today". Almost sad to read stupid cope shit like "w-well it didn't happen sunday cause it was Bijoo's birthday h-heh". She'll ghost for another week, maybe 2. Then she'll start liking things. Return just in time for 5-6 streams in may and then ghost again until the birthday.
It's almost a shame you can't make money predicting when Gura won't, betting is gay like that.

Gura is a homosexual man in a womans body, the best human combo there is

>>73745417
who

>>73745712
your mom :3

I'm so happy and excited, Gura's going to stream almost every day over the Summer.

>>73745832
please take me with you, bizzarobud...

>>73745858
Cute.

>>73745858
gura is going to pee on that hand

>>73746026
excellent

Hello? Can anyone see me?

Her tummy, stop listening to it, or else!

I put sunscreen on and it turns out today is very overcast. Now i stink and there's no point to it.

>>73746848
Did you put on sunscreen preemptively? What is wrong with you? This post could possible be made by the real Gura i think

>>73746787
I can handle her little honey punches.

>>73746848
The stink means it's working.

>>73746669
no, david thomas nobody can see your retarded esl ass...

>>73746947
Am I supposed to get sunburned and then put the sunscreen on?

How do i become a cute girls so Gura wants to touch me improperly?

>>73747388
Retardbud, the step is as follows:
1) Check if it is sunny outside
2) Put on sunscreen

Pretty easy concept, but maybe to much to expect for retardbuds

>>73747566
You can still get sunburnt when its cloudy.

>>73747566
but someone got a sunburn yesterday i'ts reasonable to assume I might get a sunburn today too. How was I supposed to know the clouds were there?

I never get sunburnt because I sleep all day and work during the night. My skin rarely sees the sun.
I'm so pale...

>>73747637
>How was I supposed to know the clouds were there?
If you tilt your head up or lay down on your back and look at the sky you will see some white or gray fluffy things floating around, those are clouds, so if those are there you know it's cloudy

Stream today?

>>73747823
the things are grey though????????????

>>73747827
give it up for day 90

>>73747799
Same but if I tried to mow the lawn at night people would get mad at me. I wish I could though. Mowing at night sounds comfy as FUCK.

>>73732479

>>73747507
travel to the future where you can actually change into one in a non-troon way

>>73747620
Gura...
>>73747799
same desu

the last time I got sunburnt was when my family went on vacation to egypt when I was a kid

>>73748029
I've never even considered mowing the lawn at night.
Does anyone do that? You must need a lot of strong lights to make that work. But it does sound interesting...

>>73747799
>I'm so pale...
Is picrel you?

>>73748476
Alright I'm not THAT pale.

>>73748476
Hey, that looks like me.

Oh, but my body hair is blonde over my hand.

Maybe the Gura experts can explain...

But why was Gura's Content Warning stream so dogshit? They did two missions and then awkwardly stood around in the lobby? Is she stupid?

>>73749090
>dogshit
Because the game is dogshit, big pile of stinking maggot infused dogshit of a game, thats why they gave up and goofed off instead

I want to eat Gura's shit too!

>what the heck I got a happy meal but I’m still sad
>I want to T u T sexually creature this ryona T u T
>Gutsbud comes and slays the ryonabud

imagine having one of her chocolate logs slide down your throat...

>>73749090
it was a good stream, actually

>>73750098
based scatbud

>>73750250
That's an anti.

>>73745541
Even if there were prediction markets for Gura, (You) specifically still couldn't make money on it due to being a retard with terrible aim, judgment and pattern recognition

>>73750098
>>73750250
I once watched adult content from the 90s or something, a girl laid down a nice pipe, then put it in the freezer and then took it out and used it as a dildo, dunno what possesses people doing something so shitty

>>73726826 (me)
>>73747827
Damn (You) Gura I know you're /here/ and you saw my post and canceled the stream you had planned just because you wanted to spite me and me in particular didn't you

>>73750417
hehe

>>73750417
I watched xxx State of the Union. It’s not an adult movie but there is this cool scene at the end where the guy shoots the water with a bazooka.

>>73750570
Is that the one with vin diesel where they ride dirt bikes on the sea at the end? I can vaguely remember something like that.

>>73732479
gay

hebe

Everytime Gura looks at me she thinks: "Yeah, thats why i am a lesbian" :(

anyone have a list of artists that dont draw her as a child? i dont like lolis.

Gura is such a fucking faggot
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child >high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre

>>73751736
*Walks into a Nike store*
>Hey, i don't like Nike, do you have anything from Adidas here?

I just wish for Gura and Shion to do more together.

>>73751736
hebes

>>73751736
Here you go buddy

>>73749090
>Is she stupid?
Yes.

>>73751827
That wii sports collab is still one of my favorite streams. There was a big language barrier, yet they still somehow understood each other on a spiritual level. The mesugaki energy transcends language barriers.

>Gaaaawr Gura
>Jingleheimer Schmidt
>Her name, was my name tooooo

I like my crusty wife https://youtu.be/CDVBqraC08g

During the Mumei collab Gura admitted to not having showered for over a week on occasions, i wonder how crusty she was then, could you pull big flakes of crust off of her body like Goldmember in Austin Powers?

>>73752140
Insane that her JP skill have barely progressed at all in these 3.4 years

Keep your heart in your chest,
And your head in the stars.
Fall in love and get lost…

>>73752409
She's like me...

>>73752409
I also gave up on my jp studies

Here we go again, I guess. Called it.

>>73752862
yeah but youre unemployed and not living or working in japan.

>>73753042
called what exactly? gura just got 10k people to resub to her for the month. shes made more money this month than any of her viewers. why would she stream consistently?

>>73753069
that's very specific anon, are you sure you're not projecting?

>>73753125
>why would she stream consistently?
Because she is supposed to be an idol that interacts with her fans.

>>73753125
why do faggots like you always argue that Gura is only motivated by money?

>>73753251
I like when they bring up money because it's extra obvious they're not fans

My chameleon is in pancake mode

>>73753175

oh no, you caught me. im not living or working in japan, either. but im also not learning japanese because of hololive. lol

>>73752409
>>73753069
It does matter how many years pass by. She's not capable of learning JP. Just accept that already. Cover should be focusing on building infrastructure for EN. Trying to assimilate them into JP was always stupid.

>>73753251

why isnt she streaming more than twice a month with no explanation?

I'll just stick to my limited understanding of Japanese from the years of watching anime, playing Japanese video games subbed, and watching Japanese variety shows.

>>73753246
>Because she is supposed to be an idol that interacts with her fans
Tell Gura that when she gets back then because it seems she (or Cover for that matter) currently don't share your sentiment of what an idol is supposed to do.

>>73753386
No one here knows. Doesn't give you any right to make stuff up about her.

The jp girls seem to be collabing with males more and more. I’m not sure I want gura to go in that direction.

>>73753306
It's that and the "GURA IS OVERLAPPING THEM BECAUSE SHE HATES THEM" retarded line
It's actually unbelievable they are still trying to push that shit, its truly so retarded anyone who has watched even 1 second of gura knows what they are saying is ridiculous

>>73753520
any right?

are you ok?

>>73753653
Anon I want a (You) too

Still thinking about the word Goobastank.

>>73753598
I honestly don't give a damn about overlap. I just want her to stream more. It doesn't matter if someone else just so happens to be streaming around the time she is. That doesn't give them any right to deprive us of a potential Gura stream.

I like how moom and goob are on the same wavelength. Where do I find girls like them?

i want gura to stream but only with males from en.

>>73753307
What does that mean? I want to hear more chameleon facts.

>>73753545
she won't, because she'd have to stream to go in that direction

>>73753792
My chameleon flattens up like a pancake to absorb as much sun as he can. He looks very goofy

>>73753801
She can stream and not go in that direction. There's literally no connection between the two.

>>73753792
It means he’s laying super flat to increase his surface area to receive more warmth from the air around him. Alligators do it too. Looks like they got ran over by a steamroller

>>73753801
>>73753851
As long as she doesnt collab with homos. The jp scene is making my stomach churn

I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats, earbuds, Ames parents, paranoid acoustics, chameleons, wavelength …i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?

Is Gura a male loli or a female shota?

Every morning I wake up to my disappointment that I’m still alive.

Reptiles and amphibians make me nervous. I think it's because I find it too hard to read them.

>>73754222
same desu

I saw 39 updates to the thread and thought that Gura might've tweeted or something, instead it's just our regularly scheduled flood of catalogshitters
Fuck you Jakarta

>>73753979
Gta vcr streams were a mistake.

>>73754293
If it makes you feel better there really isn't too much there to read, reptilianbros are very neurologically simple creatures

>>73754293
Reptiles are scary but amphibians are chill because they’re too stupid to comprehend reality, kinda like me frfr

>>73754293
I really hate politicians too

>>73754427
Real
>>73754445
Hey, don't insult amphibians like that anon

>>73754293
Sometimes it feels like theres nothing going on in my chameleon’s head. Hes just like me

>>73753251
She's dedicated to making the most amount of money for the least amount of work. She would never miss a merch selling stream or ghost any of Cover's concerts when they write her paychecks. We are last on her list of priorities because superchats bring in some, but not a lot of money.

I don’t trust birds. Is parakeetbud in here or any other birdbuds?

>>73754598
>Implying merch sales wouldn't also be boosted by streams
rumao nice rrat faggot, try again

And the ghosting returns. Predictable

>>73754427
>>73754418
That's the scary part, you can never really tell if they're cool with you, or if they're about to snap at you because they haven't ate yet or just feel threatened.

I still want Gura to sing with AZKi__

>>73754775
I used to hand feed my leopard gecko until he took a chunk of flesh off my thumb. I tong feed him now

>>73749090
The jealous pebblefag is back

>>73741416
Gura likes cock and only cock. Stop falling for the lesbian kayfabe because you don't want her to be attracted to males cause you think you have a shot. Lol

>>73754909
Woahhh. I didn’t know they had such strong snappers on the little guys. Imagine him crawling up your pant leg and taking a few off the ol’ willy. Youch!

>>73754598
makes sense, I guess

I'm scared of snakes and no one will ever convince me to touch one of these monsters.
I've heard enough horror stories about them that my base survival instincts let me know that just being around them isn't worth it.

>>73754598
>She would never miss a merch selling stream
Ah, is that why there's been no merch stream to shill the hoodie/watch/backpack? In fact, orders have already closed now, haven't they?
And, what do you know - not a PEEP
Pull your head out of your ass, anon. Gura's exactly the sort of chick who can't be bothered to think about money at all, to the point of irresponsibility. Not even because of some sort of extreme virtue or innocence of spirit per se, but because it's boring Jewish adult shit that makes her eyes glaze over and constitutes a distraction from her womanchild internet-brainrot lifestyle (or I guess these days, from dance lessons/baking/reading/crafts/generally touching grass)

>>73754958
I kinda like powerpuff Gura.

>>73754599
I took in some cockatiels from a family member. These guys are dumb as rocks. One of them is a timid asshole until I bring out the millet.

>>73755092
the gura shills are in denial that she really didnt want to stream but put up with it for the resubbers.

>>73755182
yeah mine

>>73755195
Stop replying to yourself

>>73755266
I still don’t understand how they move around. Why don’t they roll? It makes no sense to me. If it looks like a straw, you’d think they roll around everywhere. But no..they slither.

>>73755266
*throws a realistic rubber snake at you*

>>73754598
gura also makes a percentage from all merch sales. every time shes used in something, she gets a payday. i wouldnt stream to these weirdo viewers asking me to ara ara every 5 minutes either if i was in her position.

>>73755350
Oh yeah that’s what they’re called. I get confused with that and parakeets.
I think the timid asshole just needs some extra loving chumbie. They both sound cute though.

>>73755349

Gura needs your pee.

>>73755350

>>73755432
That would actually scare me. And it would scare anyone that isn't just scared of snakes.

>>73755388
Stop replying to yourself

>>73755610
Aim better
Preferably at your own head

Stop replying to yourself is the anon version of “stop hitting yourself”. You guys are a bunch of freakin bullies.

>>73755706
But Gura likes getting bullied

Is that her real Steam account? She's just laughing at us at this point

oh look it's angle switching time already

FUCK snakes, dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17A9C1iyg0U

>>73755962
but I don't like Kronii, even though Gura does for some reason...

>>73756084
Kronii is a lot of fun in SNOT.

>>73729069
stay strong chumbie. be strong for her.

>>73755962
2:36 me on my way to the bathroom when I pushed too hard and realized it was more than just a fart

i want to watch more nature documentary with gura

>>73756711
I’ll watch a nature doc with you chumbie

>>73756810
Let's watch frozen planet 2

WIFE WIFE WIFE

cute likes

late night frame any minute now, right?

>>73756917
https://youtu.be/vHI3Giekkxo

I missed the snot stream, what was gura up to?

Do her feet smell like her buttcrack? Or does her buttcrack smell like her feet?

Wait, it's shark time?

>>73757130
Im kinda happy with just likes, it's always a good sign when she's active on twitter.

Goob morning Gura

Wait Gura just woke up?…I thought I was bad, kek.

>>73750049
You ok there bud?

prob member post incoming

>>73757258
They both smell like her tailpit

>>73757166
Fatcat
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kgrV3_g9rYY

I like this one. She looks extra retarded in this one.

>>73755795
Man, I hope Tenroy continues the doujin and we end up really going at it in bed naked.

>she liked a possum pic
She’s gotta know…

>>73755316
>Gura's exactly the sort of chick who can't be bothered to think about money at all
>only tweets to shill merch
Retard

>>73757449
https://youtu.be/kLrWnkGVB2I

>>73753724
Goo... bastank

>>73757449
I get so many Pallas cat recommendations in my youtube. I love this little fellar like you wouldn’t believe

>>73757737
>He doesn't know a mane-san tweet when he sees one
How new

someone liked my comment, it must have been Gura!

>>73757970
Anon... that was me.

>>73756925
>>73757057
>Is real
Surprised more of you didn't spam, I thought it was just bait at first.

Cracking a sweat right now. Breakdancing, hard dick style to this song on repeat.
https://youtu.be/0ANet-8wyAE

She's doing holowork based off Fauna and Mumeis tweets.

>>73753724
goobastank

>>73757449
Are these what once domesticated cats are like when they're released into the wild?

>>73757661
?

>>73758080
I am currently busy trying to deal with banklizards to get something I need to deal with gubmintlizards

I like apples

>>73757764
Me when someone posts cunny
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fs8ZveNZQ8g

>>73758223
Very funny chumbie. Cute, even

>>73758223
Orcas are too smart.

>>73758404
you know it.

>>73758404
If they're so smart then why can't they outgun us?

She is rising from her slumber. Soon she will feast upon us...

>>73758512
Because they don’t have opposable thumbs you dimwit. Next question.

>>73758574
If they were smart then they would've evolved them.

Fun fact: Gura is a salman shark, not a great white.

>>73758651
I’m evolving a thumb in my pants. Why don’t you investigate it

>>73758756
I want to eat salman

>>73758756
Gura is a Gura shark.

>>73758798
I'm going to have to snip it and collect it as a research sample.

does Gura have a bonus hole?

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199144795059

salman

>>73758924
How did you find my steam account

>>73758944
based

>>73758924
thats cool i guess? does that guy play dota? i'd play doto with him

>>73758944
My glutenous wife...

>>73759091
>My glutenous wife...

>>73758944
based

>>73759133
That too... Stop laughing...

My ditzy wife

Why is there so much loud whispering in tv shows and movies?
This audio mixing makes me want to SHIT

>>73759426
it's so you can hear them dumbud

>>73759484
That's why a center channel exist stoopid

I overestimated how much lemon juice was in the bottle and poured way too much on my broccolli...

Oh, new like. Was that last night, this morning? I've been busy watching my life fall apart.

>>73759745
There's four new likes from when I checked. I would like to know when they happened too.

>>73759484
I'm not that deaf, I can hear the dialogue just fine. The aggressive whisper talking is just frustrating since it only makes it harder to hear what's going on.

>>73759714
now u gotta put some baking soda on it to cancel it out

>>73759798
Unless someone has a better idea of when they happened I'm going to say sometime today for the last one and the 3 before that were yesterday. Please respond if you have a more accurate timeframe.

>>73759798
>>73759745
>>73759954
if only people read the fucking thread

>>73759998
Would you like to point out the posts or do you just want to be a smug faggot?

My wife

>>73760033
Read you dirty dark animal.

MY wife

atashi?

>>73760080
What am I supposed to be reading? I'm not going to read your shitposts no matter how much you beg me to, and I assume that's all that's happened. That you're encouraging people to read that shit is fucked up.

>>73760036
>>73760091
Your wife is my semen bucket T u T

My girlfriend.

>>73760147
The posts are form when she liked >>73756925
>>73757057
>>73757130

>>73760211
Thank you. 3 posts with no images and you're surprised I skimmed past it without noticing?

I literally made the last 10 posts in this thread.

>>73760344
I'm proud of you. Keep it up.

>>73760344
Very cool chumbie, so have I.

>>73760344
meds, I made them

>>73760366
Otay

There's a lot of images Gura should like, such as that bunny one that got posted.

>>73760282
Retard baby too new to know what "wife wife wife" means

>>73760449
I searched the archives for exactly that and it didn't come up. Serves me right for not ctrl-fing and trusting archives to be updated.

>>73760344
>>73760390
>>73760393

>>73760496
oh it only shows up if I use quotes. Weird.

Every IP in this thread is me.

Not this time buddy

>>73760748
bad shark, stop!

>>73760726
But you are me stupid