/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73726388
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Aniki soon

>>73726388
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>>73726406
Amen.

Is this orange bitch gonna play vcr rust or what

arupii in VCR, Axel playing soon

>>73726454
yeah after return zatsu, rpr confirmed it

>>73726412
I missed him so much

>>73726454
Of course, rpr is back from hiatus so Axel will join too.
At least it's in the first three days, where discord is still allowed so they can hangout

La Familia members are already each with different factions but Axel still have rpr

>>73726548
>>73726646
arupi said his 'daughter' specifically asked him to log on and help them build a big house, so its possible that axel was asked to get in as well

>>73726646
>>73726702
Dtto is in Mori's gang, while Kohaku is playing with Akirose. I think it's just going to be just those 2 boys again this time.

ANIKI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccbnRvmHj6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccbnRvmHj6s

dtto hates axel

>>73726980
can't blame her, he was in Niu's 3D and asked for a kabedon

>>73726702
Well that's gotta be dtto then, kohaku is a ho having a good time with her girls meanwhile dtto is female Axel so I could see her asking for help, being with Mori would probably make rpr motivated to come back too kek

>aniki confirmed for content warning collab
>wants to plan hotpot game collab
>joining VCR Rust from tomorrow

Aniki is dying

>>73727153
>>joining VCR Rust from tomorrow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Whatever. Content Warning was kino. I can wait.

>>73727153
Yeah he mentioned that hotpot idea before getting fucked even harder by his allergies. i still think his room is full of dust mites and needs some good cleaning after staying closed for so long

man australian accents are so hot

Damn he sounds awful, I missed him a lot but he shouldn't be streaming

>hoarse voice
>aussie accent in full blast
holy shit he's hot

he really does sound like an aussie what the fuck, I can hear the accent clearly

Was >>73407344 a reference to something a boy said or a manifestation post

I like his stronger aussie accent desu

>>73727490
same. it's adorable

i've been suffering from my asthma too but want to take care of sick aniki. we can be an asthmatic couple together.

i need to rape this dingo

>>73727411
i didn't see any tempura tweeting about it so i don't think it was said on stream

Not Chiikawa again

>>73727694

you think axel has ever had sex

>>73727913
he probably got his drink roofied and raped by a menhera

>>73727913
when he talks of his unfulfilled high school crushes he seems like the type to have saved his first kiss and hand hold for marriage

>>73727913
yeah but only out of peer pressure.
he regrets his first time because he did it with a rando

>>73727913
Probably, his group of friends wouldn't let him stay a virgin

no the accent... it's disappearing...

>>73727913
yes, with me

>>73727913
The correct question is did Axel get raped by a female stalker?

>>73728173
women can't rape

>>73726980
Qrd

>>73728290
They very well can.

TAVI ON THE TRAIN TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnHA16lD4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnHA16lD4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnHA16lD4w

>>73728334
nta but they have a siblings-like relationship as in they're always bickering and punching each other

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1779821343783149843

>>73729563
Temma-san please give our english boys another sandbox, mama desires the scrap grind

>>73729563
Learn Japanese Shinri.

I was hoping to see what Axel does in VCR when he doesn't have rpr around to hold his hand but alas. More handholding and sticking with rpr for any shred or relevancy I guess.

we hate regis altare

>>73729696
i mean Axel displayed that incredible prowess when he played League with some of the VCR folk back then and RPR wasn't in it. We'll see

>>73729696
Seethe

I think Flayon should marry me and spend the rest of his life with me

>>73729730
we hatefuck regis altare

>>73729696
>He didn't watch his League arc with JP gamers
I understand. League sucks.

Is flayon still in xenokuni

>>73730263
yeah, Shinri was hearing his karaoke through the floor last night

>>73730263
All of Tempus save for Axel is

>>73728290
If that's true, how come Hakka can rape Bettel?

>>73730199
The thing is, I did. I went to all the other players' Twitch chats and YT chats to see what they were talking about and none, I mean NONE of them cared about Axel at all, it was like he was not even there, which is why I want him to solo a VCR event and make friends on his own

>>73730562
bro it's not that deep... calm your hormones

>>73729696
Even anya a fucking ID is doing so good interacting with random peeps in the server on her own

>>73730562
If you’re so into aniki, you should know that he generally takes a lower profile in collabs and tries to showcase the game and let his collab partners have room to shine. And that he’s spoken about being somewhat uncomfortable in fully JP settings because a lot of people have bias against haafu. Let him move at his own pace, he’s doing just fine.

>>73730872
Axel doesn't know how to approach people without someone like rpr or Altare around. He needs someone to break the ice for him or he gets shy.

Imagine Phantom as Bettel's mysterious, mute son who occasionally has to hide all the sweets in the house

bettel was in really good condition today

>>73730992(me)
He will also demand piggyback rides by tugging on Bettel's coat

>>73730562
you do know Holo doesn't live rent free in all their minds and Axel isn't exactly someone who stood out

wdhmbi

>>73731319
He must be cooking! Gibby will appreciate the assistance in the kitchen!

>>73731319
he's pregnant again

>>73731319
He has two days off for "recording" this week, so could be voice stuff or some kind of short video.

Mechabird only collab... soon... surely...
https://twitter.com/Sonwet_/status/1779728894322512015

>>73730992
Sure. I will also imagine myself as Phantom's father and Bettel's husband.

>>73731485
I knew it...he couldn't pay back his debt to Octavio from Xenokuni with money or games and had o use his body...

>>73731568
They will never collab again

>>73731319
2nd cover. Please.

>>73731568
They do off-collab sex all the time wdym

>>73731645
No...
>>73731709
But not on stream! I've been surviving on the crumbs of Flay walking in on Hakka's streams
https://twitter.com/CaitoAyu/status/1778587705103790118

>>73730355
bettel?

>>73731926
Unrelated but does anyone know what stars are Flayon and Hakka assigned? Was it Procyon and Spica?

>>73731319
I MISS HIM, COOK FASTER

>>73732329
dunno whether hakka or shinri ever had stars. bettel is betelgeuse and flayon is procyon, with axel sirius as the winter triangle

>>73730961
Plus he's said he doesn't want to come off like an asshole, walking up to people and assuming they'll talk to him or be fine with him talking to them. Like in his first VCR Rust, he was what, 7/8 months into his career? He was a baby creator in a new branch and he was well aware of that.

Also I'll never get why people are so hard up on him playing with rpr and dtto, you know, his friends. It's fucking weird. Plus with all the people pulling him into LoL during Japan Arc, he's clearly got more people to interact with this time around, along with more Holomembers.

>>73732329
Summer Triangle:
Altare = Altair
Magni = Deneb
Vesper = Vega

Winter Triangle:
Axel = Sirius
Flayon = Procyon (with the R-TRUS definitely being named after the star Arcturus)
Bettel = Betelgeuse

Axel and Flayon also have the additional theming of Canis Major and Canis Minor with their dog motifs.

>>73733295
kinda weird because Flayon does not act or look like a dog

>tavi will post the content warning talent roster soon
still betting on no bettel, soft confirmed since he’s travelling

>>73731319
He's cooking pagpag

>>73733295
Still mad that we'll never get Altnowa Tanabata special…

ROON DAY? MORE LIKE COON DAY

>>73733295
Oh nice, thanks!
>No Hakka or Shinri
I wonder if they hate the Xenos or they are based in some obscure ancient Japanese astrology

>>73733295
>Betelgeuse

>>73733583
He definitely acts like a dog even though he wants to be a cat

>>73733962
my favorite little niggas

>>73734146
>they are based in some obscure ancient Japanese astrology
Initially I thought so, but couldn't find any solid leads. There were some speculations that Shinri is Hydra or something, but it's bogus.
I also theorized that Shinri and Hakka could be parts of the Spring Triangle with a ninth Tempus member being a virtual singer, but that theory had many holes and Regulus never became a reality.
Regulus, my beloved…

>>73734146
running theory is that they are full constellations

>>73732231
Betsy is in Elysiumerica.

>>73734146
>>73734387
Most likely, their names have no celestial significance.
I mean, Hakka is Guild's tech support, and his name is literally "hacker".

anyone going to anime impulse to see the boys?

>>73734766
Hah. I wish.
No really, I wish.
But the only thing I can do is buy merch and gift menshis

>>73734766
yeah but not to the m&gs. I forgot about the m&gs when Altare's went on sale and missed it and Bettel's sold out instantly.

>>73733583
hes very much dog like

>>73734766
I want to, more to meet tempura than anything else but at the same time I don't know if I can survive driving to Seattle

>>73734766
I GOT HAKKA'S M&G WOOOOOOO

We might get a Corpse Party playthrough from Shinri

>>73734766
>Going to covid con
lmao

>>73734766
yeah, one MG and the panel
I have an itabag I need to show off

didn't roon day already happen in january

>>73733940
The last altnowa collab was really close to tanabata, it will always be that for me

we miss magni dezmond

>>73735871
January was the merch to compensate for the bday one along with a new outfit, this month was when Flay gave us an official form

>>73736000
he's never coming back man, let it go

Doing this with Jutard

>>73729563
I'm pretty sure Axel and RPR can guide him if he really wants to.

>>73735871
That was Roon Appreciation Day

>>73735290
Please tease that little minx for me

>>73736492
Not white enough

>>73730562
Anon you gotta stop self inserting as Axel and wanting him to make friends for you, get out of your mom's house and make friends yourself.

>>73730992
That Phantom just looks like a Bettel-themed Flayon

I'm starting to oshi Hakka but I'm too broke for the meet and greet. Pain.

>>73738048
Great news: the M&G is already sold out! Start saving for the next one

>>73738134
I am if I can get a job.

Flayon and Bettel are gonna be at a Malaysian con April 26-28
They seem to be releasing new guests every few hours, they might have the rest of Tempus too
https://www.instagram.com/comic_fiesta/

>>73738550
Somehow I'm always jumpscared by Bettel's chin with these stock pngs

>>73738378
NTA but I think Hakka is a great source of inspiration/motivation, you got this dude.

>>73738926
Thanks my dude <3

>>73738550
Lucky seafags

drawfag here having a question
do (You) like fanart more where the boys wear their actual outfits or do you like other made up outfits too?
i found myself not really digging Armis' outfits because they are all so fucking dark so I never drew one of them...

>>73739838
don't care as long as they still look like themselves

>>73739838
i don't think anyone minds, i like to see the boys in casual clothing myself

how am i just hearing about holostars en now
how long has this been a thing

>>73740193
coma chama...

>>73740193
coma-chama...
A bit over 1,5 years.

>>73740193
KEK
Since Jul 22, 2022
How did you find out about them?

>>73740193
Welcome

>>73740285
>>73740301
what

>>73740320
i saw this tweet (and his account name)

>>73739838
you should draw whatever you want drawfag, it's your art. personally, i like seeing the boys wear the outfits of the game they're playing but casual clothes (especially when seasonal) is good too
>>73740193
i don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this. i'm going to mark your post number down, wait two years, then reply with slowpoke. see you in 2 years comachama

>>73740193
Nearly 2 years, we've had 3 gens of 4 and loads of events

>>73740405
KEK

>>73740193
There 12 in total, 2 graduated at the end of last August

>>73740405
That's insane. Have you seen the other boys around and just assumed they were JP or indies?

>>73740405
what vtubers were you following before finding out about starsEN?

>>73740405
there's a boy for every taste anon, check them out

>>73740519

>>73740405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYDBIxEbUzQ

bit outdated now since we know more about armis but still

>>73740519
why is gibby drawing? he's not an artist

>>73740840
He just did an art stream yesterday, in menshi, but still

>>73740877
In menshi Tier 3, no less

>>73740877
Any t3 bubby here to tattle how it went?

>>73740770
Watch out, we have a schitzo who wines about them, but they have some really good streams to watch!

>>73740564
only my oshi (an 2 view indie who hasn't streamed in 3 months)

>>73740565
looking at the op, i've seen magni and vesper and some point

>>73740950
As a former magmite, I'd say don't bother since if you like them you'll just get sad since they aren't around anymore

>>73740950
i'm not actually the schizo i just think it's a funny shitpost at this point so i also do it kek

>>73740770
Thanks for covering for me on my absence

>>73741151
kek I do the same when I'm bored

>>73740983
Cool, you'll like Tempus and Armus, they are really fun guys, watch some collabs to see who you like

>>73740950
>wines

>>73740193
Well, that's a surprise.
Have fun, the boys are great and cover a lot of niches.

reminder that hag ruzaders are the cutest fanbase and rule this thread:
https://twitter.com/chloesenzai/status/1779857417532293175

>>73740193
welcome to the niche side of HoloPro where it isn't yet corrupted with elitist faggots

>>73741292
*whines

what did he mean by this?

>>73742152
>>73731319

>>73742152
He made a pagpag pizza.

>>73742039
how can they rule the thread if they're not /here/

Is Tavi a Aerithfag or a Tifafag.

>>73742850
the magmites are the deep state

>>73743633

>>73743701
based

Tavi and Ruze are so nice together, I love them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em2LjBzDDD8&t=12640s

>>73744585
Can't trust flips, always be on the lookout

Arutea doko

>>73745336
Ruze sure is, can't stop thinking about Tavi slapping some pudding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em2LjBzDDD8&t=13973

>>73745649
he's holding onto my bottle of piss

Fuck I tried crossing my legs and crushed my balls

>>73746909
Hi Hakka

>>73746909
I am tired of waiting Hakka, WHERE IS THE 3D

>>73747731
Announcement on Tuesday April 16th 11pm EDT

>>73745649
he streamed yesterday

>>73746909
Damn, I should've crushed those balls

>>73746909
Should have been wearing the hammock underwear

>>73748138
Im just a simple peasant, I couldn’t watch him

>>73749837
KEK

>>73749837
lol

Do you ever feel like you love your oshi too much?

>>73750296
no, I can see what too much looks like /here/ and I'm not near that

>>73750296
...

>>73750381
I used to feel this...

>>73749837
I'm genuinely surprised Axel's not grabbing the crotch.

>>73750296
Been trying to put some emotional distance but its hard, heart goes brrr

>>73750296
yes but he loves us back so it's ok

Prostar Twilight, the fan-made StarsEN game, is finally out
https://tacticalelysium.itch.io/protostar-twilight
https://twitter.com/tacticalelysium/status/1779947806788337942

>>73750296
yeah and it's mutual. we love each other lots!

>>73750296
Yes. To a somewhat parasocial degree. If I can even call it that.
I don't love them in a romantic sense as I do not love people like that at all. I love them in the sense that it is a substitute for the woeful lack in my life. I want to be inspired by them, not completely enraptured by them. I want to be able to have friends like them, not using them as 'friends'.
They will never be my friend or talk to me like I am their friend. I do not know them that well. I will never know them that well. They may have some of the same interests as me and have relatable backgrounds and issues that I can identify with, but I will never, ever, be able to reach that level with them no matter how much I wish to.
I am starting to care much less about everything else in my life except them and it's a problem. One of the only times I smile in the day are when they are streaming or when they post something and I happen to catch it. Whenever they respond to anything I have in chat, I feel and go through all of the motions. I have neglected my hobbies. I have stopped talking to the only friend I have consistently. All of my aspirations and dreams are now on the backburner. I've tried to convince myself that I could be casual about this, but it is absolutely not casual anymore and it's going to ruin my life.

i miss my son

>>73750296
we are married, so i think I love him a normal amount

>>73750929
I was in a same boat honestly. Then he quit and I spent half a year crying over it

Altare on all fours, asking Janken to use him as a footrest

>>73750929
Love me instead

>>73751151
that is maybe the most ooc thing i have seen

>>73751151
Janken, the unneutered dingo is escaping your pawnshop

>>73751283
That's just drunktare (rare)

>>73750296
Nah, I think I'm healthy-ish compared to most. I think he's super fun to watch, I can relate to him a lot on some things, and I'm rooting for him to succeed, but it's not really anything more than that.

>>73751446
>is a shit treasurekeeper
>gets sold to pay debts

>>73750296
He's just really neat!

>>73750296
actually, i feel like i don't love him enough. i wish i could do more for him but i'm just one fan out of thousands. he doesn't even know I exist.

>>73751120
My condolences, anon.

>>73750846
Giving this a try, going in blind

>>73740407
>i don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this. i'm going to mark your post number down, wait two years, then reply with slowpoke. see you in 2 years comachama
NTA, but u cant be the legend himself now can you?

>>73751120
He will always live on in our hearts

>>73749837
Sometimes I wish I was a ryonafag because fantasising about each of their possible deaths sounds fun

>>73751952
Boy there is a clash in the art styles used for the portraits

>>73752143
Fun

>>73751979
nope i just think that post is funny i actually marked the number down and if i'm still in this shithole in 2026 i will be his successor

>>73751875
>he doesn't even know i exist
there are a bunch of ways to get your oshi to know and remember you, you just have to put on the effort and consistency on being recognized

>>73750296
yes, but then I compare myself to others who also have him as their oshi and almost feel like I don't love him enough. I'll keep supporting him in any way I can and continue liking him a normal amount though

>>73752588
nta but how can I do this without the intense feeling of cringe for attention seeking behavior. Obviously i wouldn't spam them with fan art or whatever, but even just drawing doodles and sharing makes me feel awkward, hard to imagine doing something with effort much less consistently.

>>73752869
You dont have to spam their tag, a doodle, especially if its a stream moment, every few days will already put you a few steps ahead. Now if you're a lazy piece of shit like me, have a recognizable name and dont change your pfp if you're an active chatter, join community activities with the same name and make memorable things if you feel like going way beyond; this last one always reminds me of vcap who made clips and the songs that got axel (and me) to remember him, he even got a farewell by axel. Also the boys are very active on twitter so you don't have to be picasso to get noticed

>>73740937
It was very comfy and chill. Honestly I never watched any other art streams before so I don't know what people are looking for out of them but hearing him explain his processes and watching it all come together was much more fun than I expected. hearing him sound all professional talking about art was really hot too

>>73752869
Just post art with decent effort in semi-regularly (like once every few weeks) and they'll likely remember you, especially if it's one of the boys who don't get as much art. Alternatively you could have a dedicated clip or shitpost account or become a paypig. Nobody will think it's attention-seeking behaviour besides yourself unless you're annoying. t. drawfag who is followed by a few of the boys and my oshi remembers me

Grooming 2 views prepared me for the moment of grooming my corpo oshi

>>73753733
So he was able to talk while drawing? First one for StarsEN

>>73754460
y-you didn't just abandon those 2views right? they needed you anon...

>>73754460
If there's anything small corpos and indies taught me, it's that most people who thinking they're grooming chuubas are actually getting groomed themselves.

>>73754636
Magni and Vesper would talked a lot while drawing, it's not that hard.

Only experience with grooming was some 15 year old tried that on me when I was 7 but I moved away lol, she was weird and always went on about growing a husband

>>73754814
Magni was not able to talk while drawing, what are you talking about

>>73754814
Magni is a notorious example of someone who sucked at talking while drawing

>>73754814
magni was notorious for going silent for like 20 minutes or stuttering a shit ton while drawing

>>73754814
Magni is only able to talk and draw when someone else is with him and ACTIVELY engaging him. if not he gets really quiet.

>>73750296

>>73754955
>Magni was not able to talk while drawing, what are you talking about
OK, I just remember him talking a lot, bur everyone else remembers it differently
I might be thinking more of the dress up Magni streams

>>73755520
Yeah he did talk a lot, it didn't really matter if he didn't talk while drawing because he was so fast with it

>>73754699
I did after tempus debuted but they're fine and monetarily stable

>>73752588
I’m still kinda newfag but nearly every boy has noticed comments I’ve made during stream, and it’s only getting more consistent. feels kinda nice desu. I don’t want to stand out or anything like their paypigs or asspat them on twitter. I’m fine being like some guy you see in the elevator sometimes because you work in the same building.

Okay /MANS/ you are given a choice

You can have your oshi romantically, slave-master relationship, any kind of relationship you want irl, BUT your oshi only comes in the form of a silver fox(sexy old man) or shota

>>73756533
That's too easy anon

>>73756533
>shota
instant yes

>>73756533
why not all 3?

Why not both?

>>73756720
I can see your fail

Extreme jobbing happening atm

>>73756533
is this supposed to be a hard question? flayon is perfect for my shotadom fantasies

>>73756533
>your oshi only comes in the form of a silver fox(sexy old man) or shota
You must be a newfag

>>73756533
i am going to groom shota flayon

>>73756533
Yeah

>>73756908
Been here since a month after tempus debuted but I guess all the ojisan lovers left with vesper

>>73756533
an even older shinri? god sign me up. imagine how much crunchier he would be

>>73757101
He'd pull a muscle with every step...

>>73755718
This post was written by someone who didn't have the misfortune of having a drawing stream on while doing dishes and listening to literal minutes of silence at a time

>>73757185
Yeah I usually game or draw while watching, Magni was not good for something like you described kek

There sure are quite a lot of shota enjoyers around here. Nice.

>>73757530
You should've seen soulink era, prime time for shota rape, nowadays mechabirbo is great for that

>>73750296
yes but i have gotten better and now im normal again

i believe in the power of cute bugs. i believe in ruze.

>>73757941
THE ART AND FANTASIES PEOPLE WROTE HERE ABOUT SHOTS TEMPUS HQ WAS VILE BUT ALSO INSANE LOL

>>73756533
>cute little brother oshi turns into actual cute little brother
Nice.

>>73756533
>Old fuhrer
Cool, we can discuss our best solutions together.
>Young fuhrer
I'm not confident in my parenting skills, but I could try my best.

>>73758011
Ohhh that's a nice shape for a table leg

>>73758011
It will be a little lizard guy

>>73756533
Ojisan Bettel, huh... not bad

>>73758513
That was my thought too
It bears an unfortunately close resemblance to axelotls in the silhouette though

>see another con visit announcement
>it's america or SEA again
eubros how many more dicks do we have to suck to get them to come over here

>>73758587
Yeah it really does, I don't mind it that much though, it's my favorite active mascot

>>73758151
>SPOILER_image.png
>Not spoilered
JOBBER

>>73758771
Europe doesn't exist for Cover, sorry

>>73756533
Way a head of ya

>>73758771
Like hakkers has said again and again, your best bet is to get you and all the people you know to send emails to your local cons saying you'd like to have them (and shilling them that they are cool peeps)

Nisu
https://x.com/offkaiexpo/status/1779993128734248984?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ

>>73758226
But how sturdy will its exoskeleton be?

>>73758817
discord automatically changes the filename of anything uploaded as a spoiler to SPOILER, and if you post any image with that in the filename it'll automatically spoiler it for you too

>>73758771
I'm losing hope

>>73759054
Disgusting discord poster

>>73759054
>discord
ew

>>73759094
Be the change you want to see. Last time I saw this come up, there were three anons who were close to the same con.

>>73758513
It kinda looks like this to me
>>73758986
Eternally seething I wasn't born a burger

>>73758938
i have been ;-; the rest of you guys need to pull your weight my jaw is tired
>>73759094
never give up! i wonder if it's worth making a list of decent lmao EU cons to spread around and send emails to? i don't know many outside the UK though also having the list come from /here/ makes it hard to spread outside unfortunately
>>73759282
i got no response last time :/

they love love LOVE each other so much that they overlap...!

>>73756533
i love my shotas TOT

>>73759598
If it bothers u so much than send them a akasupa telling them about it.

>>73759598
wasn't Flayon supposed to start 4 minutes ago?

>>73760613
i will unsubscribe unmember unlike and uncomment

>>73760925
If he were streaming at his usual timeslot, yes, but the waiting room is set to start in 50 minutes on the hour.

>>73759598
They will never collab again

>>73760535
Why

>>73761102
I knew I wasn't that crazy, it WAS supposed to be 8am JST

>>73759534
>spoiler
Me neither. Doesn't help that any kind of vtuber content seems nonexistent here in the first place. I also got no response from vexpo. In any case, if you or any other eu anons ever mention some cons I'll probably try to email them too.

>>73761365
they will!

>>73761693
They won't, Hakka has all of Armis now and Flay has.. Octavio? Bettel.

>>73761621
auntie's soft squishy balls

>>73761882
Kessaku da

>>73761882
>>73762076
Greetings.

>>73761990
let me

>>73762145
that is the most inefficient way to hold hair out of your face

>>73762145
this nigga fruity asl

>>73762145
why are they such WHORES

>>73762192
kek I just tried and yeah. It pushes your tits together though, which might be what he wants

>>73761883
Armis will never experience Hakka having to be protective over them getting catcalled

>>73762145
>having a traumatic flashback and unlocking the memory of the erotic dango-eating itachi/kisame fics i used to read back in 2003-04

>>73762450
yeah because armis won't dress like sluts in tokyo

>>73761621
armis jp arc spoiled me so much…

>>73762141
Why hello there, good looking lad that is definitely not me. Can i have your number?

>>73762521
What the fuck, you too?

>>73750296
Yeah. Only truly realized how once she left.

>>73762676
Its okay breadboy, you have the boys now.

Would a Sanalite/Axelotl combo just be a fried axelotl sandwich?

>>73762545
Unfortunately

>>73762644
i'm pretty sure FFnet/AFFnet went the same way as LJ being taken over by russians and purged of all homolust so they're probably not even published anymore to find, but yeah

>>73762676
I had no idea I was attached to vesper until he graduated, neet life/full time student I would wake up right as he streamed and just watch him while making breakfast, when he was completely gone it kicked me off the rhythm

>>73763173
Yes

PEPPERMINT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6vD7vhIXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6vD7vhIXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6vD7vhIXU

HAKKA SHASHINGO TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6vD7vhIXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6vD7vhIXU

onaka suita...

>>73756533
SHOTA

PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBSLEe5iYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBSLEe5iYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBSLEe5iYc

RED FUCK ON MY TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBSLEe5iYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBSLEe5iYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBSLEe5iYc

FLAYON DRAWING ROON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBSLEe5iYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBSLEe5iYc

OH https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1780023385658953879

>>73764338
>imageboard
are we getting all of Tempus?

>>73756533
SHOTA. The younger, the better.

WHY ARE SO MANY OF YOU SHOTACONS

>>73764399
i wish this stupid fuck would come to my country and tell me to die

>>73764501
A fetus in the uterus young?

>>73764598
inside me, yeah. i'll be the perfect mother

>>73764548
the sad truth is that silver foxes suffer erectile disfunction

>>73764548
men age like milk

>>73764548
women and their weird power fantasies

Imagine a pachinko parlor off collab

>>73764865
Them fighting words sister! I think its time for some gender equality!

>>73764789
cockwarming is always an option

>>73764957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GaqVWqEXU

>>73764548
the only male attention i've had in my life was when i was a kid from cute shorter boys i mean it's clearly the superior choice

>>73764548
not bald

shiny/spicy stream doko

>>73764957
Not that anon but I'm gonna dress you up like Bettel and squeeze your nuts until you're my personal otamatone that can make a perfect if unorthodox cover of Through the Fire and Flames

I need a Flay fumo

>>73765249
Only thing coming outta me if you do that is cum, since I have not felt the touch of a women

>>73765448

>>73764548
I blame Jairou

>>73764548
Why aren't you?!

>>73765190
Axel streamed this morning

>>73765448
>Anon does not rule out having felt the touch of a MAN
HEY EVERYONE, THIS ANON IS GAY

>Flayon's very familiar with malasya
Ethnicity confirmed...?

This is a cute game, but I don't think it's good for learning
>>73764548
Shota cute

>>73765675
Yes, i indeed touch myself at least once a day, sometimes even twice.

>>73765764
THE ANON CLONES HIMSELF TO HAVE GAY TOUCHES DAILY????

>>73765764
a wizard in progress

>>73765764
dont rub yourself raw axel

yurayurari...

>>73765917
You think Axel has ever been walked in on while jacking off? His sister once just barged in when he was streaming iirc

>>73758986
Huh. He’s been saying hero OF slime not hero slime?

>>73766148
probably. i think its bound to happen to most people at some point anyway happened to me

>>73766208
hero onlyfans slime...

>Kuso Ha
>Damn leaf
He hates Canadians...

>>73760535
UOH

>>73764548
I like milfs and hags

Imagine if GB would do stuff like make surprise amazon merch you could buy of the boys...

I didn't hear him correctly but did Flay leak another con?

>>73766823
Not watching right now, was it anything other than Anime Fest Malaysia and Offkai? Because we know about those