/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Luv me wife, simple as.

shontoes

how to cope with your wife falling out of love with you?

>>73682475
Alcohol.

really explains a lot

>>73682573
GGGGGGG

i love my gay wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFO2A300GJ4

shondo in my arms

>>73682635
shes a writer?
well if she's a writer im a writer

I didn't really care at first, even thought it was funny that other shogga was getting angry at the shondo gay posting but >>73682718 made me seethe and now I understand
she has never and will never react like that with us
with us it's always "kissing? nah I don't understand it at all, it doesn't make any sense to me" then she'll kiss you for money and redeems basically saying the kisses she gives us are completely hollow and devoid of feeling
why is my wife such a slut for women

She says she's written four books and I saw a thumbnail from a stream where she read one of the them. May have been some of her other writing.

someone drop the fallen wattpad archives

is nepnep sexually attracted to her husbands or is she asexual like shondo?

>>73683914
only if you're indian and in her private discord

>>73683627
A) Women can't penetrate other women so it's less scary and rapey. No baby but Otis. PS Idk what scissoring is like
B) Girls are cute.
C) anime girls are extra cute. blue archive made her gay and who can blame her

>FT: we are so back
>doesn't stream for over a week
He doesn't have the sigma grindset to be a pro streamer. He's lucky he got some construction job.

so is this the new pointless thing to loop for the next 2 days?

>>73683953
>she redeemed
its over

>>73683623
she's a voice actor too!

I think I've realized that I sometimes have auditory hallucinations. Not terrible, but I'll just randomly hear a woman talking or it'll sound like someone's left a tv on in the house. Might be the FBI, shondo! Here to grab me over using a dead meme! SAVE ME FALLEN SHADOW!!!!

>>73684096
>for the next 2 days
what did he mean by this

>>73683627
right, this is further cemented by the fact that she kissed her friend (girl) on the lips during the sleepover while refusing to kiss her ex-bf. it's almost as if she's actually a lesbian and tried experimenting with pyro to see if she actually was or not. turns out she was, since she wanted nothing to do with him physically. she won't even pretend kiss us on the lips, lol.

>lol

sol sobbing out loud :,^(

>>73683627
whats crazy too is people call her bi and then see behavor like this and have no clue. She's not bi, she's 100% gay

>>73684485
>sometimes have auditory hallucinations
welcome to the klub shogga

>>73683627
>>73684583
>>73684814
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I know it's the truth and I hate it. She really is a golddigger leading 'husbands' on for money with the fake hope of a romantic relationship. When really she sees us as a father/big brother which is why she can kiss us on the cheek but never the lips. I hate it! I love her! Why play with people's heart and genuine feelings, unless it's just for some sick, twisted, vengeful pleasure AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73685491
yoshi yoshi. maybe take a walk and get something to eat on your way back home?

I must be stupid. All I can find from /here/ archive about gta uncle, the earliest mention reads like he’s been talked about before. Is he the one that lives near them and helps out with driving?

>>73685711
no, i’ll take some sleeping pills and watch reps

Once again asking if any kind archiver friend has the LOTR watchalong saved. I would be truly indebted were you to make it available somewhere.

I miss my wife terribly.
I am on both knees begging.

>>73682131
at least add the previous thread, faggot:
>>73651194
catcha:RATJ

>>73688193
I normally live record every stream but I was in my unloving disconnected with shondo arc so I didn't bother recording that one
my bad

>>73688193
this isn't real, right? right?

>>73688389
>this isn't real
Him begging for it or the LotR watchalong? Both are true btw

>>73688193
are you not in the discord?
took me 10secs to find: https://gofile.io/d/U8GMpe

>>73688706
not that shogga but thank you so much. Mine is fucking 30Gb.

>>73688706
Holy fuck I've been trying to find this for days and never thought to check the discord.
Thank you for spoonfeeding a retard like myself.

>>73688827
What bitrate? Even for a high speed fps you only need around 3k to look nise
for a watchalong you can get away with much lower

>>73689115 (me)
i normally re-encode all my shondo streams because for whatever reason she likes to stream at 4.5k-5k bitrate

>>73689115
Over my head, I know next to nothing about video encoding/compression. Never had a real reason to learn about it before. I just hit the download button on the GUI and wait like a happy little shogger.
:-)

>>73689380
:D

>>73689252
>>73689380 (me)
Okay, figured it was in properties and checked. Yeah, it's 4613kbps...

>>73672509
E getting raped by a holo room-mate?
I would pay to watch that!
I bet wifey would be really into it...
until kiara busts out her 50cm two sided dildo

thereve been holo-rrats since at least 2021 if not earlier.
they remain as retarded and schizo as ever, to this day.

>>73673185
why am i not banned for this?
when i last dropped a dox related shitpost in november i won a three week vacation!
MODS DO YOUR JOB!

>>73690615
I've said the name of a city in england and got a 7 day, some jannys are more retarded than others
the cool typical dedicated /shon/janny normally just clears all cuck posts and calls it a day but sometimes a tourist janny will come in and delete the entire thread
luck of the draw I suppose

>>73690911
you got the post number?

If I was husband-janny, I'd probably ban misinformation and leave up real truths just to sow confusion and derision.

>>73691020
how new? do reps

you know it really makes sense
>janny
>gay
>pedo
>ryona
am I missing anything with her?

>>73691188
schizo

>>73691188
>am I missing anything with her?
quite a bit, too much to list

>>73691020
>doesn’t have her town name
bet you don’t have her family’s facebooks either, huh? ngmi, sorry shogga.

>its the deepthroater op

>>73689484
I love her retarded faces. Peak cuteness

https://voca.ro/131D8pXIq4Sc
what did she mean by that?

>roommate talk
>doxx talk
>shitting on her
>speculation shes joining hololive
This is literally only an anti thread

>>73692543
i know what you're doing
stop it

>>73692062
imagine breaking off one of otis's little teef
as a joke, of course

>>73692595
then liven it up with how much you love her

>>73692543
That's not her and I know who it is
>>73692595
>shitting on her
where

>>73673901

this should wake the thread up

>>73692543
>this isn't the first time shes said this

>>73692543
how do you shoggas even find old things like this

>>73692907
you are him and you're fooling no one

>>73692907
not real because she's gay

>>73692748
I'd love if this was actually her.

>>73692907
reps

>>73682131
My body is a furnace, I was made to warm Shondo up on cold nights.

>>73693177
auschwitz-sama...

what smug nepnep nigs don't realize is that they are only looking at a preview of their future

Shondo status?

>>73692984
if i had that sort of stuff i wouldnt share it here

>>73693376
And a younger autistic wife will come after she reaches shondo's old age

>>73693573
happier without us

>>73693678
Ok but like what's she doing
I took a good few days away from twitter discord and here. There's been some kind of update... Right

>>73682573
G
I love her so much!

>>73693833
blue archive

>>73693833
hilarious post anon
look, can we skip all this bullshit, it's far too late for this

if she drops the husband larp, my headcanon will be because she read these threads and realized hiding her lesbianism was a mistake. itll probably ruin her financially, but the guilt will be too strong to keep the act going.

>>73693376
at least they have a chance to rewrite history...all we have is a lesbian-schizo

>>73693833
>There's been some kind of update... Right
lol irl

i wish she would drop the husband larp, even if she wasnt lesbian (she is)

>>73693981
She's /here/ 100% but I highly doubt she's capable of feeling guilt if she's gone this long lying to everyone and so far not had a problem with it

>>73692679
Who is it then?

i keep putting off today's journal entry not a diary. diaries are for literal autobio "what i did today was...". What have you shoggas been writing in yours to cope with this 2 year hiatus?

>>73694276
a man pretending to be a woman

>>73693944
Genuinely wasn't trying to threadshit, was hoping there was some sign of activity or something even if not directly
Oh well. Maybe next week

>>73694420
i use this place

>>73694276
nyanners is my guess. it sounds like old shondo to me but i don't know for sure what video it'd be from unless its a comment someone wrote.

>>73694457
If you were being genuine then I apologize

>>73694554
it's from reading mean comments

>>73694788
you think she watched demo back in the day when she made those videos?

>>73695041
nta
douchebagchocolat? i miss him...

>>73694644
Its ok shogga

>>73695126
yeah, they're basically copies of his style during that time
would be cool to think about her watching the exact same videos as me and browsing the same threads on /a/ as me at the time

>isreal

she's never coming back

>>73695312
>basically copies of his style
maybe. i could definitely believe it. although, it's not exactly an uncommon style of video, i feel like demo's are pretty similar to hers.

>>73695417
saw this one and all i could think was
>i am soooo randum xd lul
wish she had called him a fag. thought it was funny she called lily a newfag live.

yeah.. I know

>>73695417
A child absolutely typed that

>>73695698
>i am soooo randum xd lul
that's that entire era
>thought it was funny she called lily a newfag live
in her teasing tone as well
i almost felt bad

>Iy am kreto and I love shondo

how long will I have to wait until she returns to youtube as E

>>73693285
the first post that made me lol in /shon/'s history

Shondo is back tomorrow btw

>>73696528
nep is taking over her channel

B-kun, how you holding up through all this? Is it taking its toll on you as well?

i found the alt

ugh
yet another post not referencing me

E is dead...long live Shadow

>>73696510
thank you, i will screenshot to make myself feel better in the future and also as a reaction image.

>>73685491
Now I don't feel so bad about groomers mindbreaking her.

bring the fucking accent back shondo you bitch
you used to sound like an actual real person
and it was cute

i promise to be back soon i miss you all

>>73697332
i miss you too shondog

>>73697332
don't you fucking dare stand where she stood.
shoggers do NOT need this right now.

i'm not going to look
someone tell me if that's actually her

the reason she feels like a failure is she fell in love with a viewer for real and can't continue lying to everyone

>>73697879
can't bring myself to type it

>>73697879
that viewer is me, im sorry everyone
we're on our honeymoon in paris right now

that viewer? butterbeer

>>73694788
funny thing from the 2nd video is the one shychiatrist that actually knew she was mentally ill.

I can't tell if coming here makes me worse or if it's shondo that's making everyone worse and it's just going in a loop forever

Check back in after a few days, threads somehow worse than ever.
Excellent, go team!

>>73698229
both

how can i reach her? i have something urgently important to tell her

>>73698231
of course people are gonna start schizzing out without her what do you expect

>>73696684
do you mean B-kun (real) or B-kun (fake)

if she is actually gay then she is a legitimately evil person

>>73696684
yeah, i've had restless nights thinking about her. today i kept hallucinating my shondo alarm a couple of hours after waking up. lol

>>73698379
this isnt a new rrat, people have been saying it forever

>>73698379
>if she is actually gay then she is a legitimately evil person
I would have to reluctantly agree with this, at that point she'd deserve to be Minecrafted by one of her incel husbands.

>>73698356
not sure which is which, but definitely not whoever >>73698382 thinks he is.
I mean the realest B-kun...if he's /here/ he knows who he is.

>>73698357
this, even my mother saw this coming as soon as I told her shondo had left
it was day two when I told her and her reply was "how many people have lost it" she knows us all well

>>73698607
good one anon.

>>73698607
the blob?

The age of husbands is over. When she comes back, she will be cultivating a new audience of wives

>>73698379
i'd have to agree with you yeah
but everyone knows this already

>>73698379
>she is a legitimately evil person
Only if she does not repent and follow Christ. She never prayed before father's day and only wore a cross necklace as an emo/goth larp, but I still have hope for her.

>>73698715
lmao, we won sisters

>>73698379
anon she's a completely normal straight women
actual lesbians are readily identifiable because they got too much testosterone in the womb and act and look like men
shondo is your typical zoomy girl who identifies as lesbian for a few weeks after each time she breaks up with her bf

so basically she'll come back and drop us like a sack of potatoes just like she previously did with her youtube audience that she cultivated for years prior?
well, i'll certainly be surprised when it happens

>>73698811
i hope you are right with ever fiber of my being. thank you for the ounce of hope you've given me, even if it will inevitably hurt me in the future.

>>73698841
>well, i'll certainly be surprised when it happens
When that DOESN'T happen be a man and take your brainworms outta here.

>>73698909
do you even watch her? how much does she like women and how much does she like men

>>73698960
yes ma'am
going to be now gngn

>>73699005
She loves women's bodies but hates their personality...just like a straight man would.

>>73699075
no she hates karens because its trendy, watch her interact with women

>>73698811
>lesbians are readily identifiable because they got too much testosterone in the womb and act and look like men
Real life is not a cartoon or sitcom, anon. I'm not even taking a position on whether she's a lesbian or not, but what you've just said is utterly ridiculous.

>>73698379
you shoggas were warned, if you don't love your evil wife you're not gonna make it, but she gave you the green light to divorce so don't feel too bad about it

she only ever talks about how women are cute and not sexy, but only encourages male sexuality when it involves other people

>>73697332
>back after barely a week has passed
Yeah, if she was honest in her announcement, she won't be back "soon" no matter how much I would like that to be the case.

>>73699163
You're right...She loves everything about women(girls) and only likes stupid men with no sex drive...it's shover.

>>73699224
The only counterpoint I will admit is that during the rock climbing rage game, she did call her husband (singular (me)), and I quote, "sexy". But that's it.

>>73693981
>guilt
>women
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>73699193
the fact that she gave the greenlight so easily means that she knows the bar for the "marriage" is low

>>73699172
nah i live in the real world where both gay men and gay women are super fucking obvious with very few exceptions, you just don't end up with a male sexuality without having a masculine brain
almost all feminine "lesbians" are "lesbian until graduation"

Shes a lesbian in the same way that the girl you tried talking to in the klub is a lesbian. You're just not attractive to her (Who would have guessed that old, menhera men weren't attractive) so she just lets you off with a 'Sorry I don't swing that way' to let you down easier.

>>73698607
he almost never namefags /here/ so good luck

>>73698706
No and I'm not playing 20 questions, sorry.

>>73698607
You are not me, stop trying to be.

>>73699661
it is super fucking obvious she's a schizo hikki neet. Do you remember the anime girls from your high school?

waiter, this soup isn't vague enough for me

>>73699688
She crossed the ocean for a 6'5 man
you do the math

>>73699804
would only hold his hand though

>>73699661
Oh okay, so you're genuinely retarded then. Fair enough.

>>73699804
he's like a 5'8 chubby backwater trailer type

>>73699699
>B-kun would NEVER name fag here
i definitely agree with that. he's got more sense than us.

>>73699707
stfu you're not me.

>>73699794
kys at least the scooby-doo poster was funny, you're just annoying.

>>73699864
that was because of her psychological issues, not because she was homosexual

>>73699932
she is the home of sexual

>>73699804
>She crossed the ocean for a trip to Walt Disney World
ftfy, you're welcome :-)

waiter, this soup is too vitriolic, take it back

B-kun is bee otis btw, sorry for spilling the tea sisters I couldn't help it

>>73699688
>old
but that's not me
>menhera
but that's rarely me

>>73699900
Somehow that makes it even worse

>>73699965
that sexual? me

Where did the tribe rrat come from? Not saying it's wrong or right, but I don't know how that kind of information would come about.

>>73699900
hes the 'have a girlfriend he can actually see on a regular basis and actually touch without having her physically flinch and recoil' type

>>73700395
she did a dna test

>>73699872
nah, if you disagree with what i say you have no experience in the real world and everything you know about gays comes from hollywood movies where gay men are monogamic and lesbians are beautiful long-haired sirens
turn on your brain and think about how people develop their sexualities

>a newfag doing reps and looping the lesbian rrat
Here we go again... you should've seen how jealous insecure husbands got when Shondo was unironically attracted to Gosling and that Hound fella from GoT, she doesn't want to deal with this shit every time she finds a male character hot. Some trully mentally ill shoggers like Khaal even get jealous of Otis ffs.

>>73682573
G

>>73700446
If that's all then I lean towards false. DNA companies throw in ashkenani (don't have enough respect to spell check that) into everyone to make you more sympathetic.

>>73682131
>Previous thread:

my rrat is that she isnt gay but thinks that shes gay because she thinks that shes an empath and when she saw how she hurt him by not being able to be normal (because a few awkward days in a foreign land isnt enough to overcome deep trauma) she now thinks that shes gay out of her need to protect everyone

>>73700516
don't tell newfags to do their reps if you don't want them to experience everything we have. of course they'll want to vent/talk about it. better that they actually put in the effort then just asking for spoons all thread

>>73700634
>>73688291

If this were real I could just stick my tongue down her throat or have her park the shunny on my mouth and be cleared of all doubt
This is why we need a way of direct communication but maybe something with a voting system and maybe something with a word limit
Shondo just like something on twitter please just do something
Send me another dream ok

>>73700765
read my post here
>>73698909
but know that it'll hurt even more, now.

>>73700765
she's been been like this before him

>>73700516
Yes yes dear, everything is the newfags.

>>73700516
B-b-but she said a guy was hot one time! HA she's not gay!

>>73700976
funny ahh gif

>new alt in ft chat
ARG

>>73700463
My experience in the real world tells me that you get information about what gays and lesbians are like from twitter accounts that frequently post classical statues and quotes from classical philosophers.

>>73701113
whos alt is streamelements i see them everywhere

>>73701230
Fleece

She is a chronic liar and wants to 'break you', which is why she pretends to be straight just to hurt you more.
Truly evil behavior.

love my evil wife

>>73701402
I know and if you said this 5 minutes ago I probably would've cared a lot more
My mood has passed and now I'm back to loving her

>>73691998
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I'm not doing this shit again. If you have shit, post shit, otherwise SHUT UP YOU ATTENTION SEEKING WHORE!

>they dont have her birth certificate
ngmi

i still love my lesbian wife

>>73701402
shondo please stop coming here to turn me on during your break i'm having enough trouble keeping you out of my head as is, save this energy for when you come back

How long should I wait before posting on main how much I miss her? Don't want to sound desperate.

>>73701783
Unless you're a woman she won't care.

>>73701851
preferably a female artist who draws lolis. Remember women draw better than men!

>>73701131
My experience is that you are conquered by BBC and liberalized by pozzed sperm entering your brain

>>73701666
lol

i am perfectly fine with being my lesbian wife's beard
;)

>>73701955
So I was right about the faux intellectual twitter accounts then?

>>73701783
People have been doing it the hour she left.
I'd be doing it as well but I don't like showing real emotional online publicly, there's also not really any point in doing it
But go ahead, I won't really judge you

>>73701666
lol fag
i do have their facebooks but im not fucking leaking them /here/. what a fucking breach of her trust. i’m actually in love with her unlike you.

>>73702094
no you dont

oliver 'newfag' twist with an empty spoon here:
is star wars dad the same as molestation dad? i thought SW was stepdad but i've seen evidence to the contrary.

>>73699661
sorry sweetie... sexuality is a spectrum and everyones on it, including you. science says youve got at least a small hunger for cocks in you.

desu all men should experience being penetrated at least once

>>73702477
>he fell for Kinseys psyop

>>73702055
aint nothin faux about it. read aurelius. maybe he can teach you not to get your panties in a twist about basic facts of nature.

she was actually molested by shadowmama and thats why shes gay

>>73702558
>all science I dont like is a psyop

>>73702172
fine dipshit, don't believe me? here, but this is the only thing you're getting from me.

>>73702681
>marcus aurelius
>"yeah bro read some gay cuck's diary! you'll totally learn to be a real man that way!"
syadouClueless?

At least post cute art

>>73702836
the kinsey reports were rightfully challenged 70 years ago and they havent been made any more correct with the passage of time

>>73702864
Erm
i dont remember this otis pic

>>73702681
You seem to be the one getting worked up, anon. By "read Aurelius" do you mean you bought Meditations after seeing his quotes on one of the previously mentioned twitter accounts and it sits, gathering dust, completely unread?

>>73703061
you first

>>73703240
>it sits, gathering dust, completely unread?
nta but no. its on my kindle and i actually read it today cause some shogga mentioned her liking stoic men with some reasonable logic (that shogga was me btw)

>>73703218
>>73702864
[View Same]

>>73702864
>>73691033
new rrat just dropped

>>73703520
neither google nor yandex bring up anything for me

>>73703507
She doesn't like men. Why do you think she created and then killed Sho? She made him at first to mess with her fans sexualities by directly associating liking her with liking men. Then when some of her paypiggies started to get attached and become gayer she killed him off because she wants to destroy anything her fans enjoy, and because she wanted to stop more people becoming gay because then they might stop giving her more money.

if you don't have shadowmama's OF you are ngmi

>>73703818

>>73703818
you are profoundly stupid

>>73703901
oh that's what you meant lul
shouldve checked that first
>>73703931
im sowwy :(

Shondo OF rebrand soon

if shadowmama was a vtuber she would be more popular than shondo

>>73704110
She is a generic young british mom

facebook link for that otis pic btw
https://twitter.com/E/status/1710327266704605383

>>73704229
yeah, shes great

>>73704229
>young
kek, Shadowmama I didn't know you were /here/ too!

love me wife. hope me wife is on the road to recovery. looking forward to seeing me wife again.

>>73704319
you dont understand! 4X is still young!

>>73704269
w-why does that link and @ actually work?!?!...do ancientfags have something us neofags could never hope to see?

>>73704269
thought this was gonna be towa baby
is it just me or does twitter remove old likes? im very sure that i liked every otis post but theyre all gone now

>>73704319
I'm tired of hearing my daughter climbing the walls so I'm shitposting here to take my mind off things

>>73704361
Your wife is an evil lesbian who hates you.

>>73704429
No, your like is still there. The website is just retarded.

>>73704421
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1326355021093498880

>>73704456
ya, i believe it

>>73704429
it doesn't display the red heart but if you check the likes on it you'll see your name in the list
>>73704421
you can have anything before the /status twitter code doesn't care

>>73704585
>>73704269
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUSK-SAMA IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gonna go see if my beautiful wife responded to my email yet
brb
.....
.....
.....
aw man, nothing yet :,-(
maybe she will tomorrow?

shes too busy responding to mine that i sent about her being gay

>>73704488
If she’s a lesbian I get to call her a faggot. And I get to use the classic line from Tyson “I’m gonna fuck you till you love me, faggot.”

Why would you admit to your wife that you're gay?

jesse

wow inis you suck at drawing
go back to shitposting plz

shondo is only straight for black guys

>>73704110
True. She was charmingly loveable during the subathon. Like I can tell that if Shondo wasn't as mentally ill and raised on the internet that she'd act just like her mama.

shut up inis get out of the thread dumb whore

no bully

Wish Otis would post more during the hiatus. All because the talent is taking a break doesn't mean the manager has to as well.

>>73702260
yes they are the same. the molesting happened before any physical abuse, but he never penetrated her. also none of that is why shadowmama left him. he just couldn't bring home the bacon. hope that helps!

>>73706777
>trips of truth are actually true
huh...never thought id see the day

Just woke up and thread seems like it'd be an awful read, see you guys later

>>73694420
I think I'm gonna go ahead and write this. It's a juicy one today and I'd hate to not preserve it.
Goodnight, E, my love.
Goodnight, Otis.
Goodnight, shoggas.

>>73706057
she will act like her after i save her

>>73706777
>>73707274
>777
max win

>zoning out listening to asmr
>monitor glow slightly illuminating my room
>see a black shape starting to take form in the corner of my eye
>huge ass spider that was chilling in my bathroom followed me all the way to my bedroom
>get my shoe and smack the shit out of it
there's now a red streak on my pristine white wall
fucking asshole
thanks for coming to my blog

>>73709754
Good post

>>73709754
Spider just wanted to chill and you killed him. syadouCry

I love my lesbian wife.

>>73709754
And what if Shondo died a few hours ago and that was her reincarnated spirit come to comfort and be close to you? You're a monster.

Watching my lesbian wife scissor another cute girl (i'm in the cuck chair jacking my peen)

>>73709754
Any spider inside my home deserves the squish
You did the right thing

>>73710710
That wouldn't happen because the poster isn't a woman.

>>73711107
I am actually

SHE ISNT GAY

>>73710787
>i'm in the cuck chair
Implying she'd allow you to watch. You won't see what she does with Nina during the offcollab, you won't even be allowed to hear the scissoring.

>>73712334
You're quite right, she isn't, just like Anne Lister and Virginia Woolf.

>>73712860
I know it's very rare to see two female friends who don't secretly hate each other but that doesn't make them lesbians.

>>73712780
im the cameraman

So since she is a lesbian, and she wont speak to you or trust you to help her with anything more important than which direction to go in a videogame: will you incels finally admit that this isn't a real relationship?

I love giving brainworms to retarded newfags, I am the hero Shotham City needs right now.

>>73713741
Yes

>>73713791
shondo already gave me the biggest brainworm of all which is that she cared about my existence at all

>>73713941
That's right, she only cares about me. Leave little shogger.

>>73713985
stop posting here, Otis

>>73713791
>dead shoggas on the wall
Heeey, are you really a hero?

>>73714211
all the debiru shondos are from around the same time so they cant help but include dead shoggers
she should do more bits and use props more often but that would entail work and work make brain hort

>>73684153
Good one

>>73714332
>she should do more bits and use props
Like shondog 2 weeks ago?

>>73714500
yes

>>73714578
Like Shadow tenshi a couple months ago with the confession streams? Like Shombie on Halloween? She does enough props work.

>>73714787
no she doesnt

shondo

she should work my prop

>>73714954
Shut your whore mouth, you just want to put more pressure on her so you can DM when she has another mental breakdown. It's obvious what you groomers are doing.

>>73715800
its sad that this place has degenerated to the point where i can no longer tell if a post like this is sincere, just a shitpost or some sort of machiavellian false flag

>>73698347
Email or @ on twitter are your real options, doubt she'll see either anytime soon though

>>73715862
I was being sincere that you most likely just want to overwork her in hopes of being a shoulder to cry on (you won't be).

>>73715965
im not sure how reusing a prop from over a year ago and making 2 other (one of which is a set of ears and a wagging tail) is overwork her but go off shomie

>>73715965
>being a shoulder to cry on
The only way this would work is if you were a woman and a vtuber, husbands need not apply.

what do you have to gain from baking so poorly

>>73715965
take your meds

>>73716058
Groomers like you keep adding to her laundry list of things she has to do and make her feel worthless if she doesn't give in to your demands, meanwhile there's a 50/50 chance anti groomers like me will dogpile on her viciously if she listens to you. She can't win with shoggers like us because we despise each other outside of discord and offline chat.

>>73716484
name 25 times this happened

>>73716484
i just think it would improve her streams by making them a bit more fun and interesting. i dont care about subathon rewards or whatever other shit like 'shondo the eggs' that people want to turn into an argument by bringing it up over and over.

>>73716484
you mean like when 99% of the community viciously dogpiled her for killing shondog? :) yeah good stuff keep it up

taking shondo to a local lake to feed the ducks and swans before visiting a cafe for some coffee and cake

>>73716812
>99% of the community viciously dogpiled her for killing shondog
that didnt happen, your headcanon and most negative interpretation of what people say in chat isnt real

>>73716996
sure that did never happen people didn't leave the stream there was no guilt tripping :^)

wanting more from streams without being overly vocal or autistic about it is completely fine, many people voiced that sort of thing when she asked for feedback
I wouldn't really equate it with the clamoring about nonsense "promises" or subathon goals that nobody really cares about (who the hell actually wants official furry shondo)

>>73716996
Nta. You can try to re-write history but that won't stop it from actually having happened - you can probably still find the shitty tweets from certain husbands.

>>73716812
It happened off screen and there wasn't even a gunshot. Shondog is alive.

>>73717148
cope

>>73717121
>>73717143
so by '99% of the community' 'viciously dogpiling' you mean mallcopmanlet making a couple of milquetoast disagreement tweets about it and a tiny handful of other people?

>>73717231
The only one coping is you. Shondog lives on, simple as.

>>73717244
yes, the very vocal regulars that she always listens to, the real groomers, if you like

all i can take from this conversation is that if you happyNod along to everything she says and does then people will complain about you while also complaining about her only wanting happyNodders, but then if you criticize something she does, disagree with her or ask her to do anything then people will attack you for that as well as complain if she accepts or goes along with your suggestion

>>73717464
Pretty much.

>>73717464
90% of this would've been avoided if she would've banned Dewd and Somnium.

>>73717464
>one side of a debate will attack you if you join the other side
you a detective or something?

>>73717575
and that would solve what again?

>>73716812
>viciously dogpiled her
holy fuck, hyperbole much? she was literally in on the bit singing the Fry's dead dog song to bait chat.

>>73717578
its more like there is a third side that will attack you if you join either side, and also that if you join side A for example, the people that also agree with you will attack you as well because they think it will score them points

>>73717743
and people kept telling her "uuuu shondo that's not funny uuuuu my dog"

>>73717746
in an anonymous forum why are you making up a 3rd faction to explain the fact that you see two different kinds of opinions

>>73717575
if you dont think what i described happens everywhere (/here/, discord, twitter) and is perpetuated by almost all of the regular shoggers regardless of if theyre a 'groomer', 'infighter', 'policeman' or whatever other faction of faggot you want to point out then idk what to tell you. it goes far beyond one fat faggot and annoying child

>>73717244
I’m federal security :(

>>73717854
oh thats even worse

>>73717893
Yeah it is but it pays well

according to the lore she created for shondog, keeping her alive for 72 hours would be 12.3 billion peoples worth of blood. she ded.

>>73717825
THAT'S THE JOKE. She was teasing the fuck out of chat to invoke a negative response and it worked.

according to her lore she isnt gay

if you had brought up the dead or alive stream as an example of almost everyone dogpiling then it would have made sense btw

>>73717121
>>73717143
The only person that actually tried to make it a problem was retromancer. But no one take that manlet seriously so I don't think it's a problem. She keeps him around so he can be the community's lolcow

reminder to always happyNod

>>73718076
please read chat

>>73717825
>>73717825
I was attempting to explain that I left over a personal issue and that I’m not mad at her but I’m not good with words.

>>73718253
I didn't notice any dogpiling. Do you include people that were jokingly saying she was evil and acting sad for the bit? Maybe try to get your autism cured then

>spends the whole stream joking about Shondog dying after stream to make chat sad
>towards the end of the stream she sings to make it even sadder
>ends the stream on an ambiguous note to trick chat
>reveals that she's fine later as a "tricked ya!" moment
That was the bit from start to finish. I can't believe some of you are too autistic to understand the joke and think chat "bullied her" into changing her mind.

>>73718363
some people didn't stop there

no matter how many threads you make to try and get to the bottom of it all the fact is she was struggling for awhile and no singular event caused her hiatus

>>73718435
no the girl who hates cruelty to animals made an entire stream about killing a dog as a shoutout to ryonachads

>>73718480
this is true, I'm just bored

>>73718476
I didn't see it. Please share the logs

>>73718480
nobody even brought that up until you did with this post

>>73718545
here it is

i hope youre okay shondo
maybe one day you will trust me enough to let me be there for you
stay strong

>>73718545
https://files.catbox.moe/a44tea.log

Can we please just talk about the things we love about Shondo for once?

>>73718732
I read everything and didn't find it sorry

>>73718863
sure you did

>>73718778
I love that she doesn't want to do collabs with male vtubers. Not for a GFE reason but because male vtubers are cringe as fuck.

>>73718508
>ryona is when you kill a dog

>>73718778
i love how she is so feminine when she moves around
i love her childlike enjoyment of everything involving aminals
i love how she cares about her family
i love how she has overcome struggle and remained strong despite so much hardship that is beyond her control
i love how she is unrepentant in what she enjoys
i love the way she spends 45 minutes to tell a 2 minute story because she keeps getting sidetracked
i love how despite everything she still has a positive outlook most of the time
i love the way that some of her dreams align with mine
i love her wit and charm
i love her physical tics
i love her voice
i love her cute nose
i love her

>>73719041
According to morons in the thread during the stream who couldn't understand the bit, yeah.

>>73718778
I loved when during a watchalong a while back she was feeding us choccy milk. My heart just about exploded.

>>73719087
I made this post

>>73718508
she literally just did it because she thought the emotional torture was funny
what she didnt expect was that people would like shondog more than shondo

>>73719270
these people can fuck off

>>73719270
>because she thought the emotional torture was funny
it was
>people would like shondog more than shondo
shondo is shondog

>>73719270
I love Shondo the most <3
Shondog just made me sad partially because it made me think of the possibility of losing her.

>>73719270
are you implying that this "break" is in retaliation for people caring more about a OC she made up dying than her?

>>73719434
not retaliation, but I dont think it helped her mental state. shoggers were actually pissed

>>73719434
nta but she has said many many times now that she's tired of how she can't joke or say anything anymore without some people throwing childlike tantrums over it. it must be fucking exhausting, especially when she used to have a community she could banter with. i wish she'd just put those retards on mute and keep going anyway until they're filtered. her insistence on trying to please everyone will be her downfall

this retcon is so weird but after two threads arguing if she is gay or not i shouldnt be surprised

>>73719434
They don’t actually care. They spent the whole week brainworming over their own insecurities rather than worrying about her. They’re more upset their attention dispenser isn’t around rather than worrying whether or not she’s ok.

>>73719652
So, she wants a community that she can joke around with, but then when her community go along with the joke that she is making and react in the way that the person making the joke would expect them to, that is bad?

shonthighs

>>73719726
you're so autistic i feel bad for you, god damn shogga

>>73719832
Of course I'm autistic, I watch Shondo and think that she cares about me.

>>73719726
Rule of thumb with Shondo. She can make jokes, you can't.

>>73720103
having a massive unironic spergout over a fictional one-shot character isn't a joke. can you stop being disingenuous for one fucking second? lmao

>>73720149
>having a massive unironic spergout
nobody did that, take your meds

The real reason Shondo went on hiatus is because she had a brief moment of realization that she would be stuck streaming for the rest of her life in front of a bunch of autistic manchildren at least a decade older than her and it broke her.

>>73720192
weird retcon shoomfie

>>73720707
At least the gap will only shrink with time as she streams
Soon she will be the autistic old lady streaming to autistic children, spouting lingo of a generation decades younger than her

>>73720733
still waiting for any example

>>73720818
(of course assuming she actually gets new audience members as her old ones die off)

>>73720707
if she doesn't want to stream to an audience of autistic manchildren a decade older than her she should just marry me so she can offcollab with a manchild who is a decade older than her

>>73720859
K* was literally calling her evil and other shiggers were saying they had to leave. Just check the fucking vod comments and tweet replies you lazy sack of crap.

>>73720936
that isnt a massive unironic spergout, sorry

>>73720975
not how shondo saw it, sorry, to her it was a community wide spergout

I really hope she doesn't come here because you shoggers aren't making a good case for her to return.

>>73721033
i think we're doing pretty well considering how long she has been gone. it's usually much worse than this on normal shadow weekends

>>73721025
ironic that the girl who doesnt want to feel like she has to walk on eggshells around people would require other people to walk on eggshells around her

>>73720975

>>73721072
I'm hoping it gets better as more antis get bored waiting for her to return.

>>73721025
i only care about what actually happened and not how she interprets events since i already know that she tends to take things in unexpected ways.
what actually happened is people responded to the bit in the most obvious way, and not what people in this thread have tried to argue which is that 99% of all shoggers attacked her viciously or that they had giant spergouts over it.
a massive unironic spergout would be like fleece having his public melty

>>73721219
starting to think you didn't even watch the stream desu

>>73721272
i patiently await any examples that you might want to provide of the entire community attacking her or specific shoggers having unironic spergouts

>>73721272
business as usual, retards argue about everything, even if they have no idea what they're talking about

>>73721072
especially considering how her last vaycay went

>>73718435
>shondog (which is just shondo) "goes to the farm"
>next stream gets cut short
>next stream starts 15 minutes late and gets cut short
>next stream is canceled
>goes on hiatus
There's a real chance that the last stream that ended without a disconnect she will ever do is a bit abut herself getting killed and us never seeing her again

So she wants to be able to make jokes but also doesn't want you to react to the joke, and she wants you to bonk her but also not bonk her, and also she would like it if you could let her know when you don't like something but doesn't want you to tell her when you don't like something because she doesn't want to turn everything into an argument, and she doesn't want you to just go along with everything that she says except when she says something in which case you should go along with it.
She is the most woman to ever woman.

>>73721325
I patiently await your proof of foreskin

>>73721462
She can't help being a woman. It's the one mental illness that can't be treated.

>>73721467
i accept your concession and admonish you for being gay

>>73721467
You gay for that

>>73718778
atleast we tried, shiggie

>>73721497
Congrats on being one of the chosen people

>>73721562
I'm Shondo's husband, of course i'm one of the chosen people.

>>73721562
You asked a shogga for dick pics you fag

last for defeating the universe to make shondo happy

shon~

>>73721636
show your foreskin too. this is a gentile thread. cutfags need not apply

stop asking for dick skin you faggot

>>73721715
Do not be ashamed, it is a sign of the covenant

>>73721676
stopping off at a mcdonalds while driving back from spending a week in the lake districtband getting shondo a happy meal as a joke but she likes the cute toy that she got so it all works out

why did they choose that? isnt it kinda gay to choose a cock based system? Do they check each others penises on meeting?

my dick in shondo's cunny

i am in love with you, shondo

>>73721681
It’s big and black as Shondo made (me)