/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73696146
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Shinri.... don't count one by one

>>73696161
amen!

He's actually counting the blocks...

Lol, he's so impatient

>>73696146
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
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>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
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>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
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>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

please entertain his trap

Why are we still talking about juice and pee

>>73696146
Even if he gives me all stds known to mankind, I still would.

kek

He actually got him

>OP pic
D-did Hakka cover Love Cat - dear Bianca????

>fell for altare's april fool tnt trap despite suspicions
>mumbling about having to clean up the hole and rebuild
mama...

>>73696442
Just fan art

>>73696370
idk but listening to him ramble angrily while buffering every 4 seconds is quite the experience kek

>aww it's a little heart...
>ok fine
he LOVED it

>"Take the boat."
Shinri actually takes the boat.
I love this so much.

>>73696483
No...

okay leader now you have to make an actual scavenger hunt for him

Lol, he even got him with the miscounted blocks. Cute~

hakka just baited a 500 usd spacha with his shitty juice takes

>>73696490
Clear your cache history anon

>>73696777
nta but Hakka is the only one I have to watch at 360p because his stream buffers so much, no clue why

Shinri was so confused during that whole thing kek eepy Mama love

PUMPKIN HILL WOOOOO

PUMPKIN HILL RAP LETS GOOO

>Pumpkin hill karaoke
Kek what the fuck
THE GREAT EMERALD POWER'S ALLOWS ME TO FEEL

>>73696932
Hmm the same happened with me too but it stopped after 2 weeks or so

I scrapped /mans/tuck for being too retarded but then Ruze is threatening to drag me back in

Shinri.. kek

god flayons hiccups are so fucking cute, they make me want to kill myself

>>73697726
I need to kiss him when hes off guard from a hiccup.....

Shinri really just stumbled across one of his old things that he apparently forgot about. This is why I love his Minecraft streams.

>>73697726
both his hiccups and his yawns make me so hard i cant take it anymore

>>73697768
You trying to kill him?

>>73697774
This is the FIRST station he built too kek

I shudder to think the kind of monster Shinri would become if introduced to the Create mod.

>>73697726
>>73697768
>>73697843
I wrote all of these

which one of you motherfuckers is concern anon fagging in chat

>>73698192
Not me. Blocked that person actually because that annoyed me.

>>73697860
With love, yes.
I will let him know he is loved.....

>>73698192

>>73698310
kek wouldn't surprise me

>>73698192
me

>>73698577
NOOO IF FLAYON EATS TOO MUCH IT'LL ALL GO TO HIS BUTT AND THIGHS ToT

>debut era shinri built a singular long tunnel rail during the really boring meetings
kek, chihuahuamane was probably also gaming on the other end tbf

>>73698672
And then he'll blow up

>Yeah, yeah but it's Japanese so it makes it 100% cooler
Hakkers...

>>73698819
mexican moment

Shinri has built so much stuff in MC that he's completely forgot them

kek he's struggling with this song

>>73698982
>140 hours throughout 39 streams
>countless hours off-stream
yeah I'd forget too

>"It looks like blue jello, I wanna stick my face in it"

I need Flay to get a lobotomy that specifically gets rid of his attachment to Bettel

CLOWN IN 90 MINUTES FALLOUT NEW JESTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STDMzW1cURg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STDMzW1cURg

>>73699666
Yes and replace it with Vesper and nice digits

>>73699690
I guess he got hyped by the show

>Bettel dropping in to sate Flay's attachment before his stream
what a kind boy

>>73699799
The show that Todd finally enacted his grudge in

RUZE ON THE MANOR TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em2LjBzDDD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em2LjBzDDD8

RUZE TELLY
https://youtu.be/em2LjBzDDD8
https://youtu.be/em2LjBzDDD8
https://youtu.be/em2LjBzDDD8

HOLY OVERLAP WE'RE SO BACK

RUZE ON THE NORDIC TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em2LjBzDDD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em2LjBzDDD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em2LjBzDDD8

>>73699690
huh this could be fu-
>ONE LIFE HARDCORE CHALLENGE
oh boy so we'll be lucky to get two hours

>>73699947
KISSU
>>73699976
KISSU

>>73700002
maybe he will keep dying early on in a stupid way and just keep saying "doesnt count"

>>73700002
>lucky to get two hours
he has to struggle to reach two hour andy even when its reading the funny coloured money

MY BOY SPITTIN

>>73699690

Overlap...
Home...

>>73699778
vesmachischizo I thought you killed youself

we're so back homestuckers

>Would marry Godzilla
>Mothra is too much of a woman for him
Your scalie bias is showing Hakka

>>73700359
I'm just one of many

aniki should've streamed at his usual time slot for ultimate overlap power

i think i didn't cook my pork chop for long enough. my stummy hurts

>>73698672
shota flay with cute squishy thighs....

>>73700638
nice, you got parasites

>>73700492
That is unironically sad

Great I get to fuck every bubby itt

>>73699690
I fucking hate the pog emote

>>73700682
i blasted that bitch at 400 for 20 mins in the air fryer D:

>>73700638
Chase it with alcohol

Ruze needs a new computer

>>73700695
What I just like the pairing bro

>>73700682
but like, pork chops arrent super parasitey anymore, its fine

>>73700680
flayon but he's built like kanna...

>>73700840
uoh.......

>>73700715
...do we have any

>>73700715
bubby's have stinky buttholes

>>73700906
there's at least 3-4 bubbies here, including upper tier groomees

>>73700715
Don't do it

>>73700840
oh god i need to draw that

>>73700682
>>73700754
>>73700829
actually I think maybe it's because I had to add a shit ton of bbq sauce to it because I forgot to season it

His gaijin accent makes me giggle I need to marry him

>>73701042
O
anon.......

Jesus Christ

>>73701042
why is the sorawrity like this

>>73701042
How do you forget to season food?

>>73701012
PLEASE

good lord

>>73701166
it smelled kinda seasoned, so i thought I already seasoned it

>>73700715
You have to fight me first

this song fits him so well... flay loveit and catlove FUCKING DOKO

gibbie will NEVER be a bird

>>73701417
then why does he feed me cookies by chewing them up and spitting them into my mouth?

>>73701528
because you're OLD

hakka will NEVER be a man

SEXO

kinda gae

>>73701586
he will always be a woman

>>73701586
True.

this nigga aint even singing now, just moan-talking

>>73701674
sleep karaoke more like sleeping with flayon karaoke

CUTE
https://twitter.com/siawaseki05/status/1779671158645993961

On one stream, you have Shinri playing Minecraft and going through the motions of planning his shinkansen.
On the other stream, you have Ruze playing a city-building simulator and explaining every step in a way that is informative and doesn't make me feel like a complete idiot.
I am watching both at the same time.

Beneath the Mask!!!

>>73701674
yeah and its getting me hard

>>73701674
he's a whore

>>73701674
Sorry anon I got a bit crazy under desk

>>73701664
Straight out of Honkai

:D

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1779697742308389117
birb schedule tweeted

>>73701674
Yes and it's amazing

>>73701892
his collab with gale is some game called simple fish adventure if anyone was wondering

>sleepy karaoke
>loud songs
WDHMBT

>>73702129
hes a bit of a silly boy

>>73702129
retardation

>IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
HOLY KEK

DOLPHIN GETTO

Why is ruze a pngtuber now

>>73702437
his computer can't handle the game+cover app

>>73702473
Nyaruhodo

>>73701892
I'm still not sure if the coming soon is part of his bd or not (he already said it's not the cursed collab)
>>73702047
Seems like a kusoge

>>73702306
Shinri catching tuna

>>73702202
one bite and hes gone

>>73702306
Alway rember the Dolphincost

>Dashcon ball pit
>Homestuck
Good Lord
https://twitter.com/kohauro/status/1779393276983796217

>>73701730
This is very necessary

Bettel - Fallout New Vegas] ONE LIFE HARDCORE CHALLENGE

Bets on over/under 1 hour

>>73702789
nostalgic...

>>73702789

>>73701892
Gale has a similar sense of humour, so that conversation is going to go...places.

paizuri flayon under his desk

>>73703059
he's the pirate one, right? i remember hakka telling a story about taking control of a mouse and immediately trying to type "porn" in the browser to expose tabs of one of the boys but jobbing it up. there's been a few twitter exchanges with hakka and gibby too.

>>73702957
He will intentionally die as soon as humanly possible

>>73703409
Yeah, he's the pirate. He's a goofy guy who is pretty good at bantering back and forth, so it should be fun.

Bettel 2 and Ruze discuss 40k, might be fun

>>73703735
buy an ad

>>73703780
Bettel2 and fun can't be in the same sentence

His voice/throat problems are so noticeable when he sings high notes but he's doing his best despite it all

I need Tavi and Hakka collab, I love how cursed they can get when no one is there to stop them

>>73703993
Their Palworld collab was really good

>>73703988
maybe his throat wouldn't have so many problems if he let go of the anime dub voice

>>73704113
nigga the anime voice is the result of voice problems

>>73704113
>had fucked up throat/jaw surgery that destroyed his face as a young lad
>its the animes fault!
he works within the range that he has

Fucking cute ending

it's jurard's true form

>>73704475
kek

Can somebody choose a proper intro for Mama to say already? It's actually sad how intimidated he apparently is about making up one.

Shinruze minecraft collab please please please please please

always tied lofi my beloved

flay ended now i can finally take my power nap before I start my assignment for tomorrow

jurards a fun name to say. I like screaming it like i'm a jojo character. JURADOOOOO

>>73704773
Manifesting this specifically they would have so much fun together

>>73704656
that one membership stream he was workshopping them all his ideas made me cringe so bad. please tell me they've gotten better (I'm watching ruze)

>>73705176
still the same old "koi~nichiwa, I am Josuiji Shinri from Holostars English guild Tempus"
I have a feeling he'll stick with this until his rebranding

>>73704900
rest well roon........

>>73702789
I can't make up my mind: is Nowa realizing that somebody pissed in the pit, or he's pissing in the pit?

Archive of Flayon's unarchived sleepy? karaoke stream on 2024-04-14T23:06:58Z.
Original URL: https://youtu.be/nbKKSLA-5aM

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:dce7f4c0335fe80e42a1fddefd3d2b5c964d1eeb&dn=%5B20240414%5D%20eepy%20karaoke&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
Gofile (video upload currently in progress; expires after download inactivity): https://gofile.io/d/Yr05KX
Audio-only download: https://mega.nz/file/hlQBWbQA#IGvnHSVAh8nE5pft7uxIU0BwfKJNC3V8oaClgKRucvs

My posts are being submitted but not showing up in the thread; trying again without the set list.

>>73705903
Thanks a bunch, Takobro. I've had that issue too sometimes, no idea why.

>>73705903
CHU TAKOBRO

Those Ren Faire carnies wanted that Ruzedick

ruze could have been a swinger at a renfaire and not an idol...

>I left Hakka at the hotel and went wandering alone

wait.. how did ruze get early access to manor lords?

>>73705903
Just tried posting without success; set list is in the Gofile this time around.
Feels like something in there is tripping a filter on the server.

>>73706085
Good to know that it's not just me at least.

>>73706572
Dev keys as you do
I saw someone else I watch streaming it earlier today

CLOWN ON THE FALLOUT TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STDMzW1cURg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STDMzW1cURg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STDMzW1cURg

>>73707128
I'm betting "dies to the bloatflies at the cemetery"

https://www.tiktok.com/@octavio_holostarsen

>>73705903
thank you takobro, ily

>moustache
sigh

>>73707128
Fall damage or pickpocketing

fo3 > fnv

huh, unless hes super baiting or something I think he might actually be good and ready for a high effort run

>>73707777
Holy shit what luck and quads

>>73707777
adjusted for fomo

>>73707777
His luck is so maxed its having real wold effects on posters

>our base's coordinates are 600, -900 because Altare is a child
kek

>Tempus village starts at X: 600/ Y: -900 because of 69
Leader...

remember when Bettel was constantly praised itt and said to save Yagoo's dream?

>>73708061
I don't, no.

>>73708061
I dunno about the Yagoo dream part but yeah
Besides the "HE'S TAKING EVERYTHING FROM MAGNI" thing he was /mans/'s favorite ryona jester

>>73708061
Been here a long time and I only remember the first part, not the second one

how much is ruze's tier 3? that's a lot of t3s

>Instant Wild Wasteland
Extmeely bAWS

>>73708018
Leader so cute~

>>73708340
$10 the last time I checked.

>>73708340
$10 a month like usual

>>73708377
extremely based
bit of a seizure moment there....

>>73708576
I thought you were in 00's mode and saying he was boss

>>73708660
no, I just zoned out watching him while typing and wasnt paying attention. But I can see what you are saying now lol

Ruzerex cute cute cute~
https://youtu.be/ajA__AHTaq8?t=12293

RRINGO LOVE

>>73709549
RINGO DEAD

>>73709592
caravan HATE

The Long Dark is only a horror game if you piss off a bear

>guys, im not gonna make it, ive stepped on a landmine-
>BOOOOM
>IVE STEPPED ON TWO LANDMINES
kek

I wonder if Ruze is going to talk about medieval leather making processes

>Axel: reveals forehead like a slut
>Bettel: reveals forehead like a slut
>Hakka: lets hair down like a slut
>Flayon: combs hair like a slut
What sort of alt hairstyles do you hope for/expect from the others?

>>73708948
cute as hell how jurard simply went along with the clown nose suggestion. ruze would be left without a free use teasing target if jurard wasn't there

>>73712031
bettels hairstyle looks like shit so hopefully more like axel where its cute

>>73712031
hair down, always

If bettel dies of starvation

rape correction facility

>>73712031
It would be really interesting to see Altare with long hair, either a ponytail or hair down would be nice

>>73712031
Jutard's hair slicked back

Shinri on a warpath tonight, let's goooooooo

>>73713386
He's right. They're boring as shit to watch

>pissing off the bighorrners

BETTEL IS FUCKING JESTER GAMING

There goes Meyers

there goes the game

Goldie schedule

"crash"

>>73714059
Jurard too

>>73700083
Knew it

>>73714059
kek he really loves that pic

>they're the friends I never had on the server
shinwi... just pop in when Ruze is playing

>>73714148
>Ring fit
HELL YEAH MORE BANCHOU MOANING AND HEARTBEAT ASMR

kek

Bettel you....

High luck
Low iq

>>73714991
He's a good person!

>>73715069
he just panicked.....I see...

>>73714857
Somehow this is exactly the sort of thing to only happen to Magni and no one else.

>>73697583
>>73700443

My oshi continues to be based.

>>73714857
>>73715158
this is a story from long before he was in tempus, when he first started livestreaming as a 0view. somebody came into chat and asked him to play a game, so he switched to it immediately and played for like 30 minutes before switching back because chat was dead. like an hour later the same person asked again in chat if he would play the game and he says he already did, turned out they left for a bit and completely missed him responding to them. kickstarted his "i don't take chat requests" attitude.

>>73712031
i don't know if it would look the best or even be visible, but an undercut like picrel or what aruran has would be nice. just now realizing gibby has one...

those goddamn fucking ruffians holding Primm hostage.....

Tavi in Ruze VC

>>73716303

>>73716832
Terrifying Lmaoeh

bettel pouting because he died... cute...

>ruze played funger on his own time and deep dived the lore
huh. the more you know

>he skipped the off-tone "bye."
Damn.

He just killed sasuke

>Jurard comes in
>Can you enslave people
>Ruze removes him
kek

Why did Bettel just brain a black man like that...

>>73718488
he hates black people

Calling it now Bettel is gonna step on a landmine in that he'll building

>>73718547
He even stole the racism from Magni

>>73718488
He had a joker moment

Crab bros...I think we lost

>ruze raids shinri
>he's ending
always jobbing

What do we have to do to get these two to do a Minecraft collab?

>>73718967
It seems so obvious
At least Ruze hopped in during the christmas tree building

How do I become a man like shinri

>>73719200
get several college degrees, live life, travel, and then become a vtuber in your thirties

>>73719200
foist thing's foist: six pack

>>73714148
>jurard solos content warning before the collab
>jurard solos duck duck goose before the collab
i love my tryhard sweaty retard

>>73719327
I just gotta pass this one test to get this associates I put off then started up again due to motivation from tempus so that’s a start
>>73719425
WORKIN ON IT BUT ABS ARE SO HARD TO GET WHEN YOUVE STILL GOT FAT TO LOSE IN THE TUMMY AREA

>Someone posted a video ranking all of Holopro talent's moral score in Re Find self a few threads back
>Picrel
HE'S /here/

Max luck

>>73720272
that hit the algorithm for anybody remotely tempura and was cross posted on twitter and discords

Wait how were you supposed to figure out that the old lady was the culprit

>>73720272
>>73720329
He's not beating the loreanon allegations

>>73720500
she shit talked the victim's mental and emotional state and said "i guess she went home" instead of "idk i never met her"

>>73720500
you can sneak into the office and find note in a locked safe or crack the pc to find some logs that point to her being the ringleader. or you can sweettalk some of the locals in novac and piece together the story.

>>73720329
Most likely, but it's more fun to imagine he's reading all the mental illness that gets posted

Would you guys be embarrassed if your isn’t read you schizo/horny/rambling/blog post on here?

>>73720581
>>73720582
Oh that's neat.

>>73720770
Axel read the trainshitter arc. I'm not embarrassed at all. I'm proud.

>>73720770
They would have no idea it was me, so I'm good. They can't match me with a name in chat. I'd be shaken up, but I'd get over it.

>>73720770
He reads my horny posts in regular chat, he doesn't need to come here for that

>>73720770
not really I desperately need shinri and goldbullet to know how badly I want to sniff their pits and taint but telling them to their face would be "inappropriate" or whatever

>>73720770
>if your isn’t read you
Dumb phoneposter
I don't care, I don't think I post anything offensive to the senses other than the racial and homophobic slurs

>>73720770
i like to imagine that my earlier bettel shitposting led him to stream today out of spite. i hope he reads every lazy fuck post i make

>>73720770
I’d be glad he knows I think he’s a lazy fuck

>>73720770
If they're here, please collab with Ruze. I promise you won't die after two hours.

>>73720770
HAKKASEXHAKKASEXHAKKASEX

>>73720770
I want altare to know im gonna impregnate him

>>73720770
I wish I knew exactly which posts Axel read

>>73718909
That's just an axelolt

>>73721357
full image doko?

>>73721519
on the stream it kinda looked like a caterpie wigglin across the tavern

This bit was funny at first but now it's painful

>>73721765
That's every Bettel bit

at first it was "he's so stupid ToT" but it's now "he's so stupid :("

>>73721544
Full image koko
https://twitter.com/sutogogo/status/1776113246400860291

he's doing baby play again....

>>73721905
everything from magni...

>>73721901
TToTT
thanks

>Boone has died
Odds he'll somehow stumble upon Danny Trejo? pls

>>73722193
He's not heading that way. It's boner

last time he did the late mega long pweek stream as a silent goodbye of kino content before he flew to japan. along with the time travel comments i assume he's flying back within the next day or two.

>this motherfucker has got cards in his ass, and im gonna take them

I'm the one who's jacking him btw

i love this stupid fucking idiot madman. he should stream more consistently

What's with the dump of the previous OP images?

Honestly why I can't rec the game. If someone has to install 5+ mods to ensure the game doesn't explode, then the game has a problem

>addicted after one beer
EL BORRACHO

Bettelmanjack loses it all again

>>73723681

https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1779799514125144496

:3

>>73724658
Ɛ:

>>73721357
please anon I'm on my knees
give me the sauce

>>73724739
nta but >>73721901

>321 posts
WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>73724931
I miss the ip count so much

kek the copyright

>>73724739
Silly horny hakkito the sauce was already posted

arupi live on VCR rust now, axel return zatsu in an hour. we could be so back

Obsessed with the gambling feature like Vesper I see.

>>73722291
What the fuck

>>73725386
it's kinda obvious with his "time traveling" tweet he did yesterday (exactly what he tweeted when he traveled back to the states)

I need to sodomize Hakka

>>73725386
he likes patterns in his content even if he tries to keep it fresh and do something different, it was pretty obvious when he went past three hours with no sign of stopping. he's always book ended his breaks with some kind of themed stream, even if these weren't "uwoh goodbye forever im gone" style zatsus.

>>73725484
but hakka is a woman?

>>73725508
You can still sodomize women

>>73725484

>>73714148
love my dumb dino's sked

Where will Hakka, the double agent, stand on the TEMPUS vs. ARMIS Collab?

>>73725484
not if i scissor him first

ive been feeling down lately and the only thing that keeps me going is thinking about my oshi mutilating me how do i fix this

>>73725902
stop thinking and start doing

>>73725751
With Tempus, but actively sabotaging them by being a baby gamer (on purpose, not because he is bad at games)
>>73725902
You better not end in a gore site video, anon.

>>73725484
only if you do the blue fuck first

>>73725631
That stare is scary. I wish to gently squish his cheeks, then hit him with a blue shell in Mario Kart

>>73723400
no fucking clue but the anon doing that better be a baker because I'm not phone baking

>>73725965
but i cant disembowel myself........ whos gonna call me a good boy while they gently pull my guts out.....