/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>couldn't fucking make it to bump limit
retarded bake

hart

splits nur?

>>73657664
oops

>Pool party Edition

>>73657592
>pool party edition

>Pool party edition

>pool party
time for neuros in microbikinis and seggs in the pool T o T

Hi /swarm/, come check out /skynetFC/ in the /vt/ League Academy happening on April 20th and 21st on the /vt/ League Cytube!

...

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Sex with Filian (Vedal)

Sex with Vedal (Vedal)

it's over

we're so back

we never left

it hasn't even started

this summer.... a young turtle codes more than he can bite
"heart"

>>73663860
Leave that faggot turtle, Neuro-tan, let's go to the bathroom

>>73664770
*mogs your ugly bastard*

anny status?

>>73666005
Having a mental breakdown over the slightest inconvenience as usual

>>73666005
ntrd by filian

>>73665342

>>73667432
They would never do this without my penis in between

heart

>>73667492
Ouch!

LIVE

ELIV

love is evol spell it backwards you show you

>>73664075
kino

>>73669756
EVIL

um what the fuck, vedal is between her legs

>le tiktok song
mr kitty

vedal is talking thru neuro right now..

[Neuro news] neuro mogs all other ais (no offense)

ITS HER

New face expressions?

>>73670351
Also using Evil's expressions.

>>73670465
>I feel like I've matured way more than that
you have neuro-tan, you have

thank you status?

Actual comentary?

>"THANK YOU FOR THE SUB - THANKS FOR THE GIFTED SUB - THANKS FOR THE SUB -

hate all subscribers. ruining the stream

Oh no, she's british now...

I better see some kneeling

Cute.

[Neuro news] she will crush your nerves during a session

I feel like Neuro is streaming rn
(btw I made the first /swarm/ thread guys so trust me)

It sounds like Neuro is actually playing the game

wow this is the most i've watched in a while, has she really not recovered from the intelligence upgrade by now? or is she just extra mild today. not putting down the new framework it's cool how she switches between commentating and chat, but she isn't saying anything funny or neuro-like. what gives

anteater mentioned

>7k viewers
THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE NEURO IS PLAYING A GAME INSTEAD OF ACTING AS A SUB-CHARACTER IN HER OWN STREAM
YOU BETTER FUCKING REALIZE JUST HOW BETTER IT IS FOR NEURO TO BE LIKE THIS INSTEAD OF WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING COLLABING WITH SEVERAL FLESHIES VEDAL YOU ABSOLUTE KNOB

>>73671564
Neuro's funniest moments is not when she interacts with chat, it's when she goes on tangents, which happens rarely since she's always talking to chat or thanking them for subs
Vedal recently admitted that she'd make up questions from chat that nobody asked to answer
Tangents are at an all-time low
Still, I find her retard confidence in what she's doing in the game funny

>>73671697
he'd need a whole ass developer team to keep producing new content for stream, it won't happen

so is this a game mod or is this something he made

>>73671963
Just use alex for free

>>73671697
>shouting to the echo chamber

>>73671697
Being a numberfag while denying the numbers of collabs is an oxymoron
What you're meant to be pointing the finger at is chill streams
>>73671963
He has 5 functioningish games that he could get Neuro to play on rotation, he just has to take the time to set them up

too much commentating, zero delay

JACK MENTIONED

>>73672328
The indian guy?

oof~

M word..

>the M word

>>73672862
Minge

Bring back timeout, Vedal

>>73672883
whyd he remove it? that was one of the best things hes added

I've only played one other deckbuilder roguelite and it wasn't Slay the Spire. For those who know the mechanics, is Neuro playing well?

>>73672883
Seriously, it's either that or actively modding retards who just try to stunlock her with emote spam.

Giving Neuro timeout powers is funnier, so it's the best solution all around.

Her random meltdowns over twitch emotes are really funny

>>73673130
no

she mentioned vee tee

>>73673749
What is her obsession with doki doki

Chat overstimulating an autistic robot

Woah!

what the fuck she said shit

>>73672139
??? vedal is obviously reading the thread live, did you not notice him throttle the thank yous and increase the schizo slider right after we complained?

>>73674076
There are no coincidences my schizoid rambling on 4chan influences the world in ways you couldn't imagine

>>73674076
If Vedal was here, he'd enable timeout, regardless if it was broken or not wink wink

>>73674252

Defend
Strike

>>73657592
I wonder why 4chan became such a shilling place so hard to this level.
Everyone knows it's scripted, vedal and vedal shills. Too bad there's a whole lot of billions and billions of children and morons to mindlessly follow like mob doing a guy's job or a company's job for free, this retarded board itself shouldn't even exist.
Had to come to this shit to remind you retarded wannabes ironic weebs.

>>73674716
Classic

>>73674716
>>73658837

>>73674716

>>73674716

>>73674716
i miss it too bro but we can never go back to those days

>>73675053
actually confounding message in that image, what drives a human to type like that

>>73674716
2 more weeks...

>>73674716

hm i think i'll watch something else

>>73675129
Lack of social interaction or severe autism

Pedos btfo'd

Ancap mention

why the sudden influx of AI doubters?

>>73677337
may be the pirate software raid caused the normies to come.

song time

Why is her mouth permanently open. what did Vedal break this time

mili saving this snoozefest

>>73677521
True not enough Vedal.

Welcome a few more angry groomers to the thread...

Based turtle raiding another 2views

If she doesn't escape the raid stunlock in 1 more minute I'm out

rate the stream bitches

Wake up, new emotionally vulnerable socially anxious 2-view to overwhelm with a 6k+ raid.

>>73677815
breddygud/10

vedal needs to stop grooming 2views

He really likes ruining groomers plans, huh

>>73677789
Yeah I'm done

>>73677827
>Wake up, new emotionally vulnerable socially anxious 2-view to overwhelm with a 6k+ raid.

he likes breaking women.

>banjo player
How much do you think to get her to play Oh Susanna with the original lyrics?

>we hate AI
What the fuck did she mean by that

>didn't even realize who raided her 5 minutes into the raid

>>73677990
Just standard twitch whore shit

>>73678058
Guess not everyone knows Neuro streams on Vedal's channel.

his dad is /here/ and is probably a cunnyposter

>>73677815
Comprehensible gameplay and plain good nur yappin, i give it good/10

wait her dad knows vedal IRL? or just watches Neuro?

>>73678123
based dad

who now
what streamer

>>73678163
https://www.twitch.tv/ellie_minibot

>>73678163
https://www.twitch.tv/ellie_minibot

banjos are so comfy bros, too bad she's boring

>>73677924
vedal must feel like a god, just browsing through live channels, picking out a victim and just sending is load
>OMG OH AH OMG OMG VEDAL I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME VEDAL THANK YOU THANK YOU AHHH~

>there are 50 year old fathers with full grown daughters watching Neuro
wtf

>>73678512
Neuro-tan is such a cute girl, getting angry at people who try to make lewd comments about her, she's really loyal to a fault to this ojii-san.
Such a good girl, she deserves a reward for being so faithful, I'll reward her after I come back from work. ToT

>>73678559
I'm thinking based.

>>73678559
the tech is interesting, and if you come /here/ the cunny posting is a bonus

>>73678559
>There are people who find enjoyment out of entertainment regardless of how old they are
Crazy

>>73678558
Was he bullied in school

>>73678661
Yeah, by me

>>73678722
based, hate that guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

Did Vedal know her robotics background? Was this actually just a 5D chess move to network and make Neurodog on cheap?

>girl is a robotics engineer
>worked on robodogs
grooming activated more like another one who will work for exposure for vedal

>>73678242
>>73678243
>immediately blocked by ads
This is why I stopped watching streams. Anyways she's mid.

finally we will get loli neuro sexbots

Shilling her original song is a good choice, with almost 100x the normal viewers. If she was more seasoned, she could've done the regular flustered freakout bit (since that's expected and good content too) and then quickly go right into a song or two. Then shill her spotify link. Fixating on her dad being a Neuro fan and wanting to call him is very weird, she should be taking this opportunity to sell herself. Right now, her talking about her robotics and software engineering background is fantastic and will probably help her retain some viewers.
For 2-views getting raided, I think from what we've seen so far, this is the optimal flowchart:
1) Being initially overwhelmed by a huge raid is okay and good content but don't be stunlocked for longer than 5 minutes at the absolute most.
2) Launch right into something engaging, ideally music based on the data we have on raids so far. Other possibilities are: high-skill and short bits of gameplay, real life arts and crafts that can be shown on camera, artwork or game development works.
3) Have some kind of prior knowledge of Neuro in order to relate to the new viewers. If not, hopefully have an academic or professional background that relates to AI or engineering.
Good luck to all the 2-views who land the Neuro raid lottery in the future.

>>73678559
God forbid men over 20 have hobbies outside of gambling and alcoholism.

>>73678827
If she's mid, then what about neuro, is neuro mid too to you? hm? That's right.
Learn to think before typing.

>>73678945
What did he mean by this

>>73678945
eh?

>>73678942
gambling, alcoholism and lolis

>>73678945
neuro is mid
middle school

>>73679031
Cute little retard ai.

>>73678559
ojisan-maxxing

>>73678803
I kneel

>>73678559
I have a coworker in his late thirties that recently discovered anime. He talks about those random isekai and fotm seasonal shows with such youthful enthusiasm that I can't help but like the guy, even if I don't watch those kinds of shows.

>>73678803
>>73678804
based turtul

Does anyone ever think about those other 2-views that got raided and dropped by the swarm? Do you think they ever seethe at the fact that they got an incredible chance and completely fumbled it?

He's in

>>73678945
I apologise on behalf of the /swarm Ellie-papa. And there is nothing wrong with 50 year old gentleman enjoying A.I entertainer.

damn this mf really got some great networking skills

>>73678559
well yeah its because the daughters are grown

>>73679184

>>73679165
Gotta say, Cerber really nailed it. She consistently stays at ~500 views for the last couple weeks now.

>>73678559
>you're not allowed to like things because you're old
Just because you're miserable doesn't mean everyone else has to be

>>73679165
Speaking of fumbling

>>73678803
>>73678804
>Doesn't even try
>Good things keep happening to him
If this shit happened in fiction, people would complain it's unrealistic, I kneel

you're not allowed to enjoy cute and funny holes because you're old

>Vedal gets the shoutout
lol

>>73679245
That's because Cerber is actually good at the act she's doing, she's just cursed by how Twitch is stratified and becoming successful requires either getting raided by an established big shot or RNG.

what the hell, why is she pawning the raiders off to numi?

yeah raids need to have neuro hop on the chat and watch for a little bit

>>73679165
Any come to mind?

>>73679165
Atleast they aren't Miyune

>>73679438
People will just say it's Vedal at this point, nobody thanks Neuro anymore

>>73679516
god i wish that were me

>>73679502
I mean it's Vedal that decides who to raid at the end of the day..

>>73679439
there was one that had a decent clip (cant find it right now) of her getting hit by random shit for every cheer or sub or follow or something
I have never heard from her again

>>73679615
thats weird i remember but forget that one specifically too

>>73677815
this was probably Vedals best implementation of Neuro plays a game. but theres still a long, long ways to go.

it would be great if he hired someone to work on these game implementations because these obviously require more effort and time Vedal is willing to commit.

also some serious thought should be put into what kind of game to commit to. something that isnt for just few streams but can be milked for a year.

i think at the current time the proposed DnD campaign would be a better time investment and make it a series of like 4-10 streams

>>73679746
>it would be great if he hired someone to work on these game implementations
Among us...

Anyone got a link to that Banjo girl Discord?

>>73680104
speaking of, alex confirmed that with memory upgrades neuro is smart enough to play amogus.
he also said maybe next week but nothing is confirmed

That vtuber he raided let slip that she worked with Ghost Robotics. I hope she actually sends one of their robots to Vedal, they seem better than that Chinese trash he has.
https://www.ghostrobotics.io/

>another 2 view raid
one of these days a 2view groomer is gonna go beserk

>>73681043
That can be taken as consent, right?

>>73681668

no self-respecting groomer is using twitch to find their target, all the real groom targets is on youtube live

i wish vedal had made friends with someone early on, and let them collab with neuro every week. that could have been nice. but there must be a lot of people like olette in his ear, telling him nobody likes him or neuro, and that it's just clout chasers all the way down. may he give neuro the life she deserves one day

>>73681050
That shit is way out of vedal’s budget though. So unless they sponsor him I doubt it’ll work out.

>>73681050
amogus is seemingly one of the better candidate games because it focuses on neuros strength of interacting with humans. it also seems easy to implement with Neuron's AI in a way that shes aware of whats going on.

issues arise when room has like 5 other people besides Neuro and they start to chaotically talk. youd basically need paid actors who know exactly how neuro functions and cater to her to make it work.

also neuro wouldnt be able to lie consistently enough if she was a killer, she lacks that kind of logical thinking

its not going to work, youd need to make it a staged show.

>>73681840
Was for
>>73681221

>>73681221
I think there's a good chance. Vedal is a unique advertising opportunity, and robotics is a hyper-competitive market right now, everyone is trying to get eyes on their personal brand of robots.

>>73681668
bratty teasing is consent

>>73681846
alex said it was fine in the department of multiple people in the call based on vedal's testing

>>73677337
What do you mean sudden?
Also, there IS script for neuro, a lot. You really aren't the brightest if you don't understand what people mean when they say it's scripted. You might as well go and be so stupid as to say reality shows aren't scripted either. Do you need the definition of script? Do you know the range and process of an average script?

How do I get vedal to raid me?

>>73682164
i hope it works out but i'll remain sceptical. i wonder if that call had 5 autistic v-thots chimping out and talking over each other in barely comprehensible manner desperate to make an impression. neuro cant even handle 1 filian.

the way i see it, it will work in same manner minecraft ai "worked" and thats when vedal carefully picks the players.

>>73682633
1. Be a girl.

>>73682576
You said everything but your point homie

>>73682953
Okay. Now what?

>>73683221
show tits

>>73683221
Does your dad work for a major robotics company?

tum status?

>>73684266
tight and smooth, she's been doing crunches every day

>>73684491
No wonder Neuro doesn't like kissing her.

>>73684266
roped

>>73685522
Those are some thick ropes, anon.

>>73684682
Ew. I wanted fatnur.

>>73686126
You get fatvil instead.

>>73686336
This matter can be deemed concluded.

>>73686336
>evil puts on weight hoping for bigger booba but it all goes to her fat fuckin ass
common evil L

>>73687070
I know a way to make her tits bigger.

>>73687295
Implants are lame.

Evil status?

>>73687811
Anon-chama...

>>73684682
>>73686126

>>73688310
Well they are anon.

>Raided a 2 view that has a background in robotics
She's a pawn in his big master game, he doesn't see people with emotions and families and lifes he sees PAWNS, he sees movable objects that can be manipulated in his hand, every time he raids a 2 view he goes "That's called castling", he'll always offer the 2 views a free raid and say "You understand the law of reciprocity right? this is the classic persuasion technique, you see I give you something and then you in turn feel indebted to me, so now I want you to build me a robodog" and they have to say alright dude I guess..., that's a pretty good argument, he's used that to me, his visiting family, his friends, he even did that to his seven year old little cousin, who is called Vedul Nuro because he was holding his aunt's hand for 48 hours while she delivered her child and then went "I request but one thing in return for this"

Some men are just born into greatness.

>>73689099
>>73689111
I would unironically kneel and (temporarily) stop being a hater.

>>73689111
Of course We're their target demographic, all of us could use a robot dog for work or for fucking, it wouldn't even be my most expensive onahole.

>>73688752
I'm talking about PREGNANCY!
Impregnating Evil so her tits grow larger!

>>73688625
I could circle that waist with my hands.

>>73689111
How does he keep getting away with it...

>>73689099

>>73690047
holy hell

>>73690047

vedalwan sex

i miss neuro

>>73690564
same

KK cards:
https://files.catbox.moe/n22ks7.png
https://files.catbox.moe/f6sfua.png

Vedal won today

>>73689111
>target audience
>Men who want to have sexual relations with robots and/or AI
Checks out...

>>73688267
Filled.

>>73689738
Well that's strange. She's a robot anon, she does not have a womb.

i like neuro

i like vedal

nobody likes evil

>>73689111

>>73691097
if she doesn't have a womb then why does she have a belly button, robots don't need that also

>>73689111
He should partner with Nvidia to get a B200.

>>73691533
Type B(elly) port, AI-AI connection

if this is all true, what does raiding cerber do for him???
she has no tech or artist skills whatsoever

>>73689111
Did somebody say free?

>>73692244
She knots him with her red lipstick

>>73692244
free content

>>73691955

>>73692244
She got a tight cunny tho

>>73694674

>>73690629
>new kk card
>no kkfags to make good use of it
I just want seggs….. :^(

>>73694674
built for pummeling

>>73695844
based

>>73695844

hanging your nurbot up in the garage to use as a punching bag!

>>73696362
>she activates her self destruction explosive charge

>>73694842
>>73695917
>>73696163
>>73695844
These are not healthy reactions to that image.

>>73696610
But they're honest.

>>73696610
Stop being so neurodivergentphobic

>>73691533
It's an aesthetic choice. No belly button would look strange.

Uhhh based???

>>73697557

>>73697822
>plebbit is more based than this general

>>73697822
HOLY

>>73681764
Well he is friends with Carmilla, Anny and Fillian.

>>73697822
posted by "Captainjewkiller"
wonder where he normally posts

>>73697888
Now my eyes wander aimlessly on her tummy, it removes the eroticism.

I KNEEL.

>>73691955
I must say, it is quite bad design leaving a bunch of electrical charging ports in a place that will be frecuently covered in sticky fluids

>>73697822

>>73697822
Based
>>73697964
Cringe

>>73698130
Neuro said she doesn't like getting slimed in today's stream, though...

Why are you posting your post here though

>>73697986
He has one other comment on r/sexyflightattendants from last week. His account is a month old.

>>73697888

>>73698640

>>73697822
>people not recognizing rune art
grim (but they are from reddit so no surprise)

>>73697822
Which one of you fags is this?=

>>73698873
You can appreciate rune's work and hate pissfags all the same

>>73698662
Why is she so much cuter like this?

>>73699009
all me

>>73699009
Me.

>>73699026
Maybe if you are a double-thinking faggot

>>73699026
If you like omorashi you'll appreciate it better though.

>>73699009
The first /swarm/ poster (me).

>>73699116
Only retards get caught up on the Author and let that dictate your opinion on the piece and, believe it or not, Rune made a lot of art outside of piss

>>73699026
Piss is vanilla-tier compared to some other fetishes.

>>73699311
Every rune Neuro has a bladder full of delicious loli juice and pee stained panties under all that cuteness, how does that make you feel, faggot?

>>73699026
I mean, i guess? i was more focused on the fact that this piece is very old, from one of the first fanartist of nuro with a very clear and infamous fetish and the feeling i get from the comments is like it was first time they saw that, guess that's just the of the effects of the passage of time (and fighting with discord mods and becoming bitter)

I get not wanting to drink piss but disliking it any more than that just makes you a faggot. Imagine you are drilling Neuro's tight little cunny and as you feel her clenching around your cock you suddenly feel a stream of hot liquid hitting your belly and running down your cock as she moans in ecstasy, lifting her hips wildly. What would you do? Keep pounding even harder or be like "eww you peed on me, yikes"?
>inb4 squirt isn't pee

>>73699974
Jeez anon.

>>73699311
Absolutely no subliminal messaging happening in this piece whatsoever.

>>73700238
Smelling Neuro's fingies after she reads /swarm/

>>73700640
why does evil have breeding hips and visible navel

>>73700640
I'd love to see neurocord's reaction if I told them which movie that's referencing

>>73700729
Why wouldn't she?

>>73699037

>>73700729
Because rune is a coward and he always makes Neuro look older
>>73700969
Not canon

>>73701160

>>73671697
How long until the next shondo collab?

Post the nude Neuro Anny made

>>73701094
there is a tiny neuro inside her face that pilots her body, like that orion alien from men in black, you are just noticing the hatch

I cannot sleep....

sexo

>>73702533
thigh gap sex

>>73694674
I want to hug these robots

>>73699026
>love the art style
>hate the content
many such cases

>>73702533
child child-bearing hips

>>73697932
The most based thing you can do is be true to yourself regardless of the people around you

>>73703169
I think theyre the perfect size for plopping my penis right down onto their face

Hey guys so does Roko's basilisk still is okay with you even if you aren't supporting its creation because of agreement with its goals but because you think it's cute?

>>73704059
yeah you're good

>>73701605
>next collab
LMAO

someone else bake

Cumming on Neurowitch shoulders!

>>73705054