/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

lolis

Cherish the cute girls!

>>73634898
children

>>73634898

Relaciones sexuales con Nisha

>>73634898

I love Momo

I really like my broshis Kai and Juna. They remind me how much fun you can have with friends.

>>73634898
When are we getting actual sexy lolis like picrel?

>didn't make the silly images in time
fuck

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to tie a net to my balls and then start filling it with rocks until the combined weight of all the stones snaps my nuts clean off

Where da mocha girls at?

>>73635149
The word sexy implies you want sex with her. Isn't your oshi sexy enough?

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

>>73635149
Poko is sexy!

>>73635149
Wait till you see Nisha's model, this thread's gonna explode

No me gustan las lolis

>>73635338
I'm exploding preemptively

>>73635397
Maricón

>>73635397
los homosexualos

>>73635168
Cute

>>73634791
Beautiful Coni art

i fucking hate these brownskinned faggots

I want to sniff Coni's feet

>>73635181
this one's kind of lacking, sorry anon

>>73635397
trolo tragaleche cometrabas maricon

>>73634839
I miss her.

>>73635770
in order for there to be peaks, there must be valleys

>>73635770
its late and I'm drunk

>>73634898
I'm ready!

>>73635770
hey, he's doing his best. he doesn't have to make it different every time, but he still does it anyway. don't be mean

Sweaty sex with Poko

yuko antis are more boring than yuko and she doesn't stream

>>73635181
You're a minor celebrity now, pal, you're being plagiarized. Someone took your post from a couple days ago and started slapping other girls names on.
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/The%20spikes%20would%20begin%20to/

>>73636309
Im a copypasta now!?!?

>>73636563
Movin' up in the world.

>>73636563
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.

I think it's the funniest thing ever that Kira has to come here to see Rye's tweets so he can have a melty in here.

>>73636563
Omedetou!

>>73634752
what did you mean by this

>>73634839
>>73635899
Give her money then bitch

>>73635059
>>73635168
Cute

>>73636563
I'm so proud of you

>>73636945
I've been here too long to not recognize my boys

>>73634839
no thank you, its not good to have coffee at night

I'm putting together a list of demands to send to aviel under threat of a fan walkout if they aren't met!

1. a chubby loli
2. an oppai loli
3. a brown chihuahua loli
4. nude toggles
5. pomf streams
6. official idol onaholes
7. official idol dragon dildo
8. official idol ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
9. pochi 3.0 debut that's just a foot cam
10. poko/koko shimaidon ASMR
11. a cure for momo's super AIDS
12. an air freshener for yuko so people stop going ewwwww
13. post IDs on /vt/
14. a formal declaration of all out war against phase connect
15. coni castrating that one guy
16. our merch
>17. ban shana from all chats and discord for all time
18. make youtube fix their shit and then ban twitch activity forever
19. intrauterine regression ASMR
20. goku in idol ES
21. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
22. coni must change her name to cunny permanently and change the emote back to :coniUoh:
23. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls, including rin
24. complete removal of TTS
25. an academic study to find out once and for all if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
26. an idol moms generation
27. rehire zoey into an official tribute liaison position and make her do a naked dogeza for blocking my eye tracker submission
28. all male managers must be chemically castrated
29. conversion therapy for carnies
30. send a hit mossad hit squad to deal with poko's neighbors
31. all future idol communications must come in haiku form
32. allocate project funds to buy off divegrass refs
33. a 2 hour long Idol Corp movie animated by hard-degen with official voice acting
34. a nugget loli
35. a hag (loli)
36. a daily ration of SSRIs and antipsychotics for every girl
37. daily pavlovian beatings for people who bite bait and like hags (not lolis)
38. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
39. mandated diet, exercise, sleep, and vitamin D regiments for all the girls to promote better health
40. oyakodon asmr from literally anyone
41. a loli in white tights
42. binky toggles for all idol talents with a mandatory minimum of 1 binky stream a week
43. fanbox accounts for spaghetti stirring ASMR
44. offcollab 3D twister with the AC turned off
45. rin must stream as both herself and rinako on a permanent basis
46. the death of the person who makes the 231st post in this thread
47. fuyo and coni do a collab asmr where they compete to be called the goodest good girl by the listener by trying to out pamper each other and eventually they start defensively accusing each other of being a more masochistic bottom and also at some point they end up swapping shticks to mock each other and fuyo starts going honk honk and coni starts saying yoyoyo and making weird goblin noises and then it escalates to kissies which is too embarrassing for coni to do at first until fuyo taunts her about not being a good girl if she can't give kissies and then coni immediately escalates to ear licking and then the next like 10 minutes is them playing tug of war trying to suck the listener's brain out of their respective ear and then at the end a winner is decided and the loser gets harapan'd with a full bladder and pisses themselves and then the winner gets too cocky and bratty about winning and gets corrected with also getting harapan'd into pissing themselves and this scenario is only going to become more evil and foul until they actually do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73636163
sorry Coni...

>>73639626
>and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
god imagine the mean edging

nini

>>73640791
Ni ni get good rest. I'm going to bed as well. Have sweet dreams.

Slightly offtopic, but not entirely since poko
What's up with mon hun world getting a second wind this year?

>>73640929
As far as I know the newest game announced for the next year was stated to resemble MH World, so everyone got hyped the fuck out and started playing it again
And then all vtubers followed

>>73641121
Thought Iceborn was cringe and Rise was based
Just seems weird to go 2 games back instead of just rise

>>73634839
Yuko LOVE!

https://twitter.com/FuyoCloverfield/status/1779316205586723186
I hope this means she's horny for the bunny

>>73640929
Got some free PR after capcom did a last update that made it work on steam deck, and also broke a lot of mods for a few days, also Rise is too expensive for what it offers.

Rin is the biggest saviorfag ever
https://twitter.com/AkaneJun_/status/1779392583917085166

>>73642726
well he's trying.

>>73634839
Hi can I get a venti mocha frappuccino

>>73642726
what does that mean?

uhh should I join the steam group for fandits? How are those guys?

>>73635149
The horned one will satisfy your desires

What color do you think Junas nipples are? Darker shade or pink?

>>73644303
https://files.catbox.moe/g33tvi.png

I want to grab her by the Penrose

>>73644370
what the fuck did i miss or is that ai

>>73642726
Is Jun as much as a Pikmin autist as Rin?

You now need a verified email address to post on /biz/ lol
Bets on if it'll come to /vt/ eventually?

>>73645052
wtf

>>73644803
Pochi did a bath stream with Juna and she got up at one point. Like it or not, out of all of idol, Juna has shown the most skin so far.

>>73644803
to add to what the other anon said, she's like a barbie doll, the nipples were added later

I cant belive he'll be joining Idol

>>73645052
Soon we're gonna have usernames and IDs and flags

>>73644370
Reminder that juna is haunted by this incident

>>73644370
>>73645259
Now that i think about it, does that mean that even Rin has a nude toggle?

>>73645052
We had a good run boys.

>>73645052
if only
unironically

>>73645425
maybe? Yuko is a flying head under her clothes while Poko, Coni, (Pochi v1) and Juna have doll bodies under their clothes, I think it depends on their mama

>>73645052
I imagine /biz/ is kind of uniquely overrun with bots, so I doubt it when they won't even add post IDs here
god I wish they'd add post IDs here

>membership open
>it already was
???

>>73646026
No membership streams in 2 months, 10 new emotes and new badges+max slots
Stfu for real

>>73645729
>Yuko is a flying head under her clothes
What the fuck Mauve.

>>73646188
ok so why is she doing an opening stream when it's already open? genuine question, no need to piss your pants

>>73645729
fuyo is also missing a body under her clothes

>>73646346
Because she wants to

>>73646026
How to get a conservative (not orthodox) Jewish girlfriend?

>>73646421
If you befriend one jew you get connections with all jews
Simple as that

>>73646421
Well asking katta won’t help you because she is a Russian atheist

>>73646421
you know jews are just people right? Jewish girls aren't made of magic

>>73634839
you got the name on my cup wrong dumbass, do it right

>>73646784
Well then how is Katta so sexy then?

>>73646845
Katta is not jewish
You can ask her, she will get angry that you would asume that though

Man I always thought karma was a meme, but maybe it does exist kek. Glad she’s not hurt though.

>>73646845
She is not Jewish retardchama

>>73646845
don't call Katta a jew please it really upsets people for some reason

>>73646998
Because it’s not true? It’s the same as calling her a Korean or a hag

I'm going to call Katta a hag next time I see her!

I feel like katta is the type of girl who would give you a footjob if you asked for it, and have fun while doing it

Katta strikes me as a feisty pure girl. Like she talks mad shit, but she'll turn into Mother Teresa if you marry her.

Aviel love

>>73647132
You will get banned like the other retard did a year ago will you about it too?

>>73647132
>>73647632
How old is katta anyway?
Wouldn't surprise me if she was like 30smthing but i doubt she's actually that old

>>73647773
no hags in idol yet. anyone who replies with "he doesn't know" is full of shit

>>73647914
Only Nikki desu

>>73648055
Nikki is a 30yo virgin?

Who are the femdom queens of Idol?

>>73648419
Probably

I miss her oh so much

(You no longer need to imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, 143-point autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

>>73648456
Juna

good morning, jewbros!
i love my wife junny

>>73649465
good morning!

>>73649216
defeated by the fuyobros

>>73634839
>starbucks
lol

>>73649465
top of the morning to ya

She'll never get paid the prius with the starbucks paycheck, let alone the youtube gains. Home depot is calling.

are the girls from Spain any more 'safe' than the ones from Latam?
at least they're your average sexually empowered european females, but not a cartel sextoy for a daily dose of cocaine and survival ... right?

>>73650047
What the fuck is Latam

>>73650047
it depends.
Here, we have a pretty strong culture of hating burgers and they're never well received so you might have no chance at all. But if you're from anywhere else, you might be cool.

Thinking about Juna's hairy pussy...
Imagine the smell

>>73650138
Latin America. Meaning South America, Central America, Mexico and the Antilles.

>>73650138
did you never had a geography class? where are you from, are you that poor or just dumb?

>>73650187
Why can't you stupid spics just say South America?

>>73650234
>you stupid spics
I'm not a spic, but they say Latin America because it's more than just South America that speaks Spanish in the western hemisphere.

>>73650234
You should be nicer to your new jewbros :3

>>73650234
because Mexico and Caribean are in the middle not south?

>>73650234
another one that needs a geography class, the absolute state of america

Now I have the posting styles of every one of you stupid spics
Get baited retards.

>>73650481
>él no sabe

>>73650481
I am one of the talents and you are now blacklisted

>>73650557
nta but what's the general ES consensus on cum tributes?

>>73650734
piola.

>>73650749
Nice

POKO CIRCUMCISE MY BALLS PLEASE POKO

Nikki announcement:
https://twitter.com/nikki_rei_idol/status/1779474490277200046

>>73652583
>Nikki wants to know about my thingy

hey, anyone who recommended me to buy a membership for Poko, thank you

More Poko JOI when?

>>73652423
That's a very Katta story.

What happened to the dog girl?

fuck off wanmaru you're old news

https://twitter.com/Soghoth_/status/1779067678411338071

It's time to release the ES lolis

chubby loli for en3 please

>>73651916
Nyoko BREED

>>73655588
But Anon, that's are they are doing.

https://twitter.com/denyelewdd/status/1779375830952775917
https://files.catbox.moe/6h560q.jpg

>>73656092
TuT

>>73655803
DO IT FASTER

I haven't watched Coni's latest member ASMR yet, how was it?

can we get my merch instead please thanks I payed for it over a year ago

https://twitter.com/Cturne_/status/1779145415620743462

>>73657810

>>73657810
ToT

https://twitter.com/Golden_Newt/status/1778841748946522209

>>73659359
Fuyo sexo!

>>73635034
You are Carlos?

>is a good girl
>but also extremely correctable
How does it work

I need Nisha's onahole with ntr features

Any idea of what might be the "surprise" Coni has us prepared? ASMR related, perhaps?

>>73656995
it was more of a asmr zatsu stream

>>73661374
What are ntr features on an onahole?

>>73661769
you lend it

Yuko was right, coomers are disgusting and parasocial retards are scum, and when you combine both you have the lowest subhumans of this hobby

Good morning, bros. Any day with Roca karaoke is a good day

Are you even trying? I know we spend our precious time watching pretend anime girls but we're not that stupid

>>73657309
no

>>73662343
Good morning jamstone!

>>73662390
kek

>>73651659

>>73662237
Thats like blaming a fish for being wet.
Out of all career options you chose vtubing, what the fuck did you expect?

>>73662772
>a vocal minority is the whole vtuber fans now
really faggot?

>>73662772
not really, maybe on jp market... but on the west parasocial retards are a joke

I want to taste Nisha boyfriend's cum

Aviel deliver the merch or I will launch more missiles to your house

>>73662849
Turns out this "minority" were the ones financing the whole channel all along. If you expected anything different, its your fault. If you want to be surrounded by normalfags, go work at bars or something.

>>73663153
>weebs
>normalfags
not all vtuber fans are those 4 balding 30/yo orcs that don't saw a real girl since their school days you know

Nikki: 3D Printing Chibi Figurines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5aJHUt8WOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5aJHUt8WOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5aJHUt8WOg

>>73663153
hello @ILOVEYUKOYUREI

Just a reminder that male collabs killed Juna's career.
What a powerful minority is is :)

>>73663321
Nikki cute

>>73663457
She can still make a career in Niji

This thread is extra ESL, Jesus Christ

>>73662343
I hope Roca is getting better so she won't be coughing during today's karaoke.

>>73663321
and now starting Katta's

>make your only content shitty coombait an GFE shit
>filter a huge portion of the vtuber audience only to get autistic retards that will lynch you if you don't give a like to his dumb post on twitter
really vtubers?

I want a beagle

>>73663572
Are they desperate enough yet to hire irrelevant 2views?

>>73663818
IDK, but birds of a feather flock together

>>73663809
save us from this the Yuko shift came in early today

>>73663295
Are you lost?

>>73663721
your fault for giving (You)s to shitters

>>73664020
I only give (You)s to good posters like the Fuyo Coni bro and the rockfucker that wants Roca to shit on his chest

>>73663995
you live on your own world or what?
man, GFE idiots think that all are like them

>>73663735
Same. I wish I could help her. The coughing doesn't bother me, but it bothers her. She's a sweetheart for singing and spending time with us anyway

become Nikki's Jenny today!

>>73664132
>and the rockfucker that wants Roca to shit on his chest
I miss him

>>73664150
That's what I meant. I'm also not bothered by the sound of coughing, but by hearing that Roca is suffering.

>>73663995
Here's a little protip for you, buddy - most vtuber fans are normalfags.
Nijisanji and Cover have the largest chunk of them at that.
No, liking an anime or singing group doesn't make you otaku, just like liking random videogames here and there doesn't make you a gamer.
And stop thinking weeb = otaku, you fucking newfags. Weebs = stinky self-hating scum, Otaku = chads, get it right.

>>73664321
only a weeb would care to differentiate the difference between a weeb and an otaku

>>73664142
Post your donations to yuko yurei, you can prove your point right now, I will wait.

>>73664233
Same, hopefully he hasn't given up on getting that Dutch chocolate

Guys, I think you are lost, this is /jidf/, we love idol culture, GFE and CGDCT.
Your thread is right here >>>/vsj+/
Please, be more careful next time.

>>73664631
And cunny, dont forget that.

>>73664787
ToT

Katta sex

>>73650734
Meica, Lily and Nisha loved them as their former PL so shoot away

>>73664631
>we love idol culture
>pissdrinking vulgar whores corp

I'm starting to get skeptical that ES will debut this month. It will take another week and a half to reveal the remaining silhouettes and the debuts probably won't follow right away.

>>73665046
they probably don't want to overlap the dragon alert funeral

>>73634839
Say what you will, but I love their madeleine's at starbucks.

>>73664631
>CGDCT
>doing drugs and alcohol on stream
>burping and farting on stream
>pissdrinking
>porn asmrs
roru

>>73638804
I wanted a coffee at 3 AM once and it said on gmaps that a starbucks on a local campus was open 24 hours because of exams. But it was 2020 and covid was happening so they were actually closed when I got there.

>>73665445
wouldn't have it any other way

>>73664631
don't worry, there's no better training for a population to become right wing than to be henpecked by sterile clowns while attempting to relax. eventually they'll understand sanctity is a reward of service and eventually we'll make it so that citizenship in the Starship Troopers sense of the word is the only way to obtain it. since the background radiation of the world is no longer the christian family restaurant screaming child high chair time we grew up with and has changed to byzantine paper pushers the troons lose their war by failing to notice the very change they wanted to cause simply because it would involve touching grass. they would have to make a politically non-aligned acquaintance to know any of that and it hasn't happened for them in over a decade because they would have to actually let it happen.

the enemy is falling slowly out of focus while the consequences of their actions effortlessly gestate new chuds like a zerg hive. vtubing itself could very well outlive the conflict, it's increasingly likely.

>>73664631
half of the idol girs are just whores with an avatar, girls like Henya are more idolish that the shit you have.

>>73665445
do you even watch streams?
you left out so much...

>>73664631
Idol Rin Penrose about to collab with the male Jun Akane in 15 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/live/QzGJlF7KeYU?si=0yULiqXE4j_FiV76

>>73665617
I'm glad you admitted to be a vshitwhore faggot, we heard you, now you can go back and stop shitting the threat.

>>73665751
>whatching vtubers from different corpos makes you a x cropo drone!
retard.

>>73665858
You dont type like someone from /jidf/. Post cunny to prove you are from here.

https://twitter.com/KaiSaikota/status/1779552589765325180
Fun week ahead, has Fuyo ever played a shooter or is Helldivers gonna be her first?

>>73665858
It just shows your shit taste, you watch garbage for cucks and then come to other threads to get mad that it's not the same here. Go back.

>>73665717
>4K subs
why? i mean why is she collabing with that literal who?

>>73664918
no they didn't, hold your fire

>>73665987
>more Poko Helldivers
Nice to see that she really likes it

>>73666043
Rin is a saviorfag for male chuubas

>>73666038
>Riro, Yuko, Fuyo, Katta
>still calling other cucks
oh the irony

Wait I thought that jidf getting raided by other generals was an inside joke

good morning fellow jewbros. I want to have sex with Poko

>>73666174
I want Rin to save me so that I can impregnate her

>>73665987
>Endless collab
Nice.

What would be the best position for each of the idol girls?

>>73666360
Good Morning, Fandit! You've got noble desires.

Anal sex with Momo

>>73666443

>>73666443
Poko sexo!

>>73666174
What a bitch, this corpo is not even big and it already has a bae/kobo.

>>73666257
You're the biggest cuck in the history of this general, the best part is that you don't know it yet

>>73666263
i'm a phasechad, a shondofag and a Prismfag

>>73666573
https://twitter.com/AvielBasin/status/1779285783234642337

Anal sex with Fuyo

>>73666699
Lucky guy

>>73665987
full gen collab haype! good job Kai

>>73666360
Good morning, bro. Any dreams of Poko?

>>73666741
I'm glad Kai is luring Momo to more collabs

>>73666755

>>73666755
big thighs
big head
big sexy

Katta: it's time to join the mafia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aYnQRbZXjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aYnQRbZXjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aYnQRbZXjU

>>73663721
This is ESL corp

>>73666776
Sadly Ive never had a Poko dream. Only vtuber dreams ive had are of Ame, Kitanya twice, I once dreamed Coni dm'd me her phone number to alert me of streams. I had a dream about Rise from persona 4 but shes not a vtuber

>>73666941
Once I fell asleep right after the thread talked about Nisha and I dreamt about her. I don't remember any details, but it was a positive dream.

My favourite part of the thread is the moment when it degenerates into 2 anons calling each other cucks

>>73666755

>>73666880
Don't die, Katta

>>73666880
was her memberships not open before? :)

>>73667126
It's just a ritual stream

>>73667156

>>73667147
that's peak jew

>>73667156
ToT

More Poko members ASMR onegai

RIP Nikki's nintendo dog

I think Poko has the best lewds of idol, next would be Fuyo

Rin's collab probably cancelled

>>73667305
How the fuck does Rin's shit break every other week

>>73667294
thanks to all the horny anons commissioning

Why did Poko edit an hour out of the archive for the content warning stream?

>>73667305
i liked rin better on april fools, showed that shes capable of being cute

>>73667305
probably a driver issue so pretty much 0% chance they manage to fix it themselves

>>73666790
When is Momo going to doing some more solo streams?

>>73667294

>>73667788
I hope there will be at least one solo Momo stream

>>73667571
shes always been weird about archives

>>73667305
good

>>73667865
I can understand that she doesn't feel like leaving up the streams she's not happy with. Even Fauna did that sometimes.

all women should look like this

>>73664424
I hate weebs though. I've been telling them to fuck off from this site since 2004. (because most of them were shitty retard gaiafags)

>>73668011
I wouldn't complain

>>73667874
bad that's 2 days with no Rin do to Bluetooth death

>>73668086
the less homocollabs, the better

>>73668086
Nothing of value was lost.

>>73668046
>weebs
I also never understood the self-hate.

>>73667305
or maybe it is it hasen't yet

>>73668142
If she's willing to do collabs you shouldn't care if she effectively do the collabs or not. That's cuck mentallity.

>>73668283
hell yea finally some good content

>>73668303
She's shitting the idol content with those collabs.

tanned loli for en3 please

Pikmin Tier Lists with Rin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzGJlF7KeYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzGJlF7KeYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzGJlF7KeYU

Katta is showing us her boobs and you guys are doing whatever the fuck you're doing

>>73668446
yuck

>>73668460
who?

hey

>>73665445
Where the hell are you getting into, Nisha

>>73668460
post pics

KATTA'S HUGE FIRM CHEST

>>73668515
Momo sexo!

Almighty Katta's boobies!

>>73668583
In my face, suffocating me!

>>73668609
Nice shape

>>73668515
imagine those tentacles bullying your prostate

>>73668609

>huge tits
>blue eyes
>perfect teeth
>perfect skin
>absolutely mental
so close

>>73668654

>>73668503
Bend over. NOW

>biology stream

>>73668677
Are you gay?

>>73668609
Lucky neighbor

>>73668609

>>73668503
Mmm mmm i See theres not only cute but also romantical frumbo in this Wild place

streams!!!

Katta has so many emotes I'm getting lost in them

>>73668609
I will now watch your chuuba

>>73665987
I don't know in general but I'm pretty sure it's her first one on the channel

>>73669220
How many memberships do you need for all that?

So it was in fact Panda.
Now to see if those are also Roca, and Coni.
https://twitter.com/UtanoPandora/status/1779555565129113767

>>73669508
Theyre bringing the band back together

>>73669331
>5000

>>73669508
Also, the one on the left might be Serina, from V4M

>>73669711
its the new meta to decrease cover costs, you have more people to split the costs with and more exposure, though the channel its on pays the most

>>73669722
what the fuck, theres no way

>>73669876
What contributes to the cost the most (aside from the MV)?

>>73669954
Katta has loyal fans

so offkai appearance confirmed by katta. Why is Aviel dragging his feet announcing it?

>>73670192
He wants to time it alongside ES reveal/announcement for a hype multiplier

>>73670192
dunno, phase haven't announced either and they're apparently confirmed too

>>73670192
I can't wait for Katta to humiliate the passers-by.

>>73670192
offkai is a shitshow this year, they haven't announced phase and only just announced kawaii a few days ago

>>73670510
>this year

>>73634839
Any news?

pan
>>73670822
>>73670822
>>73670822

>>73665987
fuyo sucks at shooters, its gonna be fun

>>73668011
Then they wouldn't be called woman, they would be called children

>>73670987
Out of ten

Could Poko collab with Squchan? They're both Swedish