/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCJTIBmNZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCJTIBmNZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCJTIBmNZ8

Watch (Yuu)

Just two more days...

>>73653403
lmao
lol

which phasers support domestic violence

Clara is Japanese!
Japanese i tell you!

>>73653439
hime

>got a note from Mems
>Hime had a stream
>played 2 games with Pico
>Erina karaoke to fall asleep to
Today has been a pretty good day.

>>73653369
Wow Yuu is really good at Overwatch.

>>73653473
I know who you are

my purple smoke withdrawal is fucking killing me, I NEED IT

>>73653555
No you don't
No one does

>>73653619
Look outside

>>73653403
At least two more days...

NOW (Literally right now)
Ayase Yuu (22:00UTC | LIVE | Overwatch 2 w/ Nyantasia)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCJTIBmNZ8

SOON
Erina Makina (15:00UTC | 2h45m | Karaoke, Vocaloid - Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5IK8hmpdew

LATER
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | 3h45m | Strategy Sunday, Probably C&C)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Saya Sairroxs (20:00UTC | 7h45m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/@sayasairroxs/streams
Ayase Yuu (22:00UTC | 9h45m | Morning Zatsu, probably)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | 9h45m | Drawing Catstronaut)
https://www.youtube.com/@AmanogawaShiina/streams
Hakushika Iori (23:00UTC | 10h45m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klcRtVF9EtM
Dizzy Dokuro (00:00UTC | 11h45m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@dizzydokuro/streams
Fujikura Uruka (02:30UTC | 14h15m | Violin Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUNqGVtb3I
Utatane Nasa (03:00UTC | 14h45m | NasaPico (Budget Phase Weekly for JPs))
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 14h45m | Cover Song Premiere: Wuwahahaha)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEWwcRRfEWA
Chisaka Airi & Kalamari Clara (04:00UTC | 15h45m | KA-CHING!! Foreigner Experience)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1XKZ1Fw-tM
Kokoromo Memory & Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 22h45m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0YR-CdFGgQ

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule for at least another week
>Ember's internet is kill, streams are up in the air until it's repaired
>Pico is taking submissions about Runie for the collab next week https://forms.gle/ojy3rphFCTDSw1Hm6

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Panko, Jelly & Loki

>>73653678
hhhhmmm...
No, to many frogs on me door for that.
And I don't want to throw up.

Gawr Pippa

Odds Pippa streams again before he month is done?

>>73653791
*too

>>73653791
I'll go inside then

>>73653809
What’s month doing?
We need to know in order to gauge how long it will take for him to finish.

>>73653911
Ok but please don't wake the dogs and use the roof door as it has the least amount of frogs there.
As I do not want any inside.

>>73653809
100%, she gotta pay those bills somehow.

Nyaaa

>>73653336
Had another nightmare that Tenma scolded me for being lazy
Again

>>73654142
I haven't had a night mare in about a year.
How regularly do you guys have nightmares?

>>73653791
>>73653984
Flied flogu?

CHYAAAT

I want to lie on the floor completely motionless while Uruka feeds me viagra and keeps trying out different things to pleasure herself.

Emburger
Yummy
Yummy
In my tummy

>>73654203
>Flied flogu?
Fried frog?
No disgusting
I wish Earth's ecosystems could work with these disgusting amphibious fucks
This includes all amphibians(frogs, toads and salamanders)

>>73654002
>anon assumes people didn't just send her money on her stream elements when she retweeted this
lol

I miss pippa uuuuuuuuuuuu

>>73654309
lizard racism

>>73653336

>>73654418
She doesn't miss you

>>73654418
Who?

>>73654418
She misses you too

Is Sakana trying to build his cult in Japan too?

>>73654363
>Pippa bitches when people bring up audio issues
>Fine
>That pippa will ignore for weeks on end unless its from one of the accounts she already follows
>Discord is useless, she's not posted in it since dropping the NAI codes. Her offline chat is just people spamming the same shit
>Youtube doesn't have any commands, and I don't think her twitch does either
>Pay me for doing nothing
>Give me views even if your not watching
What did she mean by this?

https://twitter.com/Agemmata/status/1779282080343445645
Erina wtf, makinist run

>>73654639
Stop noticing.

>>73654712
Tits too big

>>73654639
Griftkin Grifta

>>73654665
I love you Erina. BUT I will not be wearing a butplug tail for you.
Mine is a natural one
Though I would by a Erina branded WD40 though.

Hey guys can you give me some insight as to why Lumi immediately pivoted to "heaven forbid a vtuber have male friends" when someone brought up her history of groomer mods? Isn't that kind of weird?

>>73654712
Is this AiriXPippa art?

should I watch a clara vod or someone else

>>73654824
heaven forbid a vtuber have male friends!

>>73653790

>>73654665
Was she always like this??

https://twitter.com/Tallemi_Ella/status/1779489964650279352
Kevin if you don't get in quick someone else will

>>73654824
Fear.

https://twitter.com/rotathree0718/status/1779422224656843064
https://twitter.com/rotathree0718/status/1779422224656843064
https://twitter.com/rotathree0718/status/1779422224656843064

>>73654833
No, just a standalone piece I found in her art tag

>>73654919
WAO

I love Shiina!

>>73654591
she could just randomly start a stream or at least a twitter space whenever she wants if that were true
literally nothing is stopping her

>>73654251

>>73654877
Yeah, she just stopped hiding it

I am going to breed Uruka and make her hate for the rest of her life for ruining her tight body.

>>73655002
didn't ask

Things were going too well for Muyu for a while, so god decided to punch down again

>>73654665
She has always made it clear that she wants to be the one doing the fucking anon, the makinists knew what they signed up for.

>>73655149
I want Erina to rape me

>>73655149
Oh no, would be absolutely terrible if this somehow ends up as some RP ASMR.

>>73655004
>CHYAAAT IS THIS REAL? *random sexual moan* owo

>>73654868
These are new but you are not him

܂>>73655197


same

I'm starting to think that Yuu might like Overwatch

>>73653369
Overwatch is still a thing over there? The game looks mostly the same though it's been AGES since I watched a match.

>>73655380
no way

Saw two girls kissing each other

>>73655417
Did you get an erection?

>>73655133
Doomed to sadgirl in flipland for eternity…

>>73655442
That's gay nobody would get hard off that

>>73655406
Why is Pippa cockblocking?

>>73655417
Did you lynch them?

>>73655553
Why wouldent she?

>>73655442
No, I sometimes see one of the girl with different girl every time and that made me curious if any phase girl would that kind of thing.

>>73655417
You should've told them to stop, girls shouldn't do that with other girls.

Yuu might be a good yapper given a chance

Poor friendless Lumi, she says she has no guy friends!
Just ignore her interrupting stream for 15 minutes to talk to StabbyOG, a guy who happens to be a friend from before she became a vtuber.

I want to introduce Yuu to boomer games like Quake and UT99, I think she might like them.

>>73655406
The drama didn't reach them so there's no stigma associated with liking it and it never was popular over there so people who stream it won't be dissuaded by that.

>>73655571
>>73655636
Nah, I'm a coward and would rather not get involved to get home and watch chuubas

>>73655771
Oh.

>>73655783
Makes sense, girls are scary and confronting two of them at the same time would be twice as scary.

where can I find muyu sex

I didn't know Lumi was in the new Persona 5 gacha game

>>73655669
Bro just stop watching her it's just that simple.

>>73655910
Batangas

>>73655133
"oh whoops guess i need to take another week off moo"
These retarded women live on their PC and need it to make money, and the only thing they take less care of is themselves.

>>73655553
She's jealous you aren't looking at her

>>73655133
I figured this was an issue for her. Booting your computer shouldn't take longer than 15mins even if it was installed on an HDD. Apparently it takes her over an hour

>>73656058
>Booting your computer shouldn't take longer than 15mins
What when has booting a computer ever taken more than a minute or 2? Even the first pc I had in 95 didn't take that long.

>>73656058
Her PC is only like 3 years old but she's been having this 'issue' for at least a year somehow. She almost certainly has an SSD but I think it's more likely it's just something she uses as an excuse.

>>73656159
Vista through 11 take forever on a HDD.

>>73654824
You have feelings for her and you are jealous.

>>73655516
what if it was two boys kissing?

>>73655669
>(god i wish i was stabbyog)

some chuubas make me feel happy and I don't know why

>>73656058
15 mins is abnormally long even for the slowest and most outdated machine.

>>73655910
https://files.catbox.moe/lw8nc1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/zuu2tm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ghdoaj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/nisw5x.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cj4xxb.png

>>73656347
Um I think I'd have to review the image first, post?

>>73655910
see
>>73654919

>>73656400
Not really, it's pretty standard for an HDD install if you're counting when you can actually use it. My mom had a Windows 7 PC installed on an HDD and it took about 3mins to get to the logon screen and then another 8-10mins to load the desktop and then another 5 to load the startup programs. I think SSDs are confusing some of you guys and you're forgetting how slow HDDs actually are.

>>73656475
I'm listening

https://poal.me/sj4hjf

>>73656233
Neither XP or 8 ever took more than 2 mins.

>>73656496
I have never had an SSD before >>73656533 and the XP was so outdated it died by mobo failure. It never took so long.

>>73656426
I would never have an image of two boys kissing saved haha...

>Anon, why don't you come and give me a foot massage

To the British anon who told me to put milk in it, I did. It's pretty decent
To the anon that told me to take better care of myself, I actually got sleep last night!! Throat still hurts like a bitch but it's a little bit better now that I've moved to more warm liquids than cold, ty

Why

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 51 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>look up yuu's collab partner
>they're part of sanrio, of hello kitty and cinnamonroll fame
>sanrio released a 3 unit vtuber group called nyantasia, the backstory is that cats were turned into vtubers by a cute wizard girl
Neat. I should invest in these before they become the next big thing with fujos, right?

>>73656607
>>73656533
You definitely haven't timed it then. It doesn't seem long if you walk away but it is actually longer than you think. Also I didn't say the average is 15mins. You can have some minimal install that's faster but you're not booting in 2mins from powerbutton to open browser. I'm sorry to tell you but I don't believe that for a second.

>>73656683
I like the cup anon

>>73656697
Lia...

>>73656697
It's so over

>>73656744
Don't. But I'm telling you how it is. I never leave the screen during booting or installs. I'm always present and watching the processes.

>>73656752
Tyty it's a holographic(?) mug my mom got me a long time ago I love her

>>73656722
I wonder if they're as menhera as actual hello kitty girls

>>73656842
cherish it

that's cute

>>73656744
I have no idea what you’re talking about either, i’ve never had it take longer than 2 minutes at most.
The only way it could possibly take fifteen minutes is if you haven’t turned it off/on i ridiculously long time and have let an ungodly amount of software updates pile up.

>>73656911
o7

>>73656683
that seems like a lot of milk

>>73656533
depends on the size of your harddrive
vtubers require a big hefty harddrive to support their assets. muyu's assets are delicate so she has to use the slowest chkdsk setting, which methodically reads everything from the top to the bottom of the harddrive and then back again to ensure none of the commissions are lost

I want to talk to Yuu but she's playing Overwatch 2

>>73656697
since she is on break she tought it would be fun to create some senseless drama

>>73657074
what assets?

>>73656697
so we love Elira here?

>>73657065
It was probably like 3ish teaspoons. I didn't bother looking anything up and just poured a bit of milk in so I probably didn't do it right lmao

>>73657313
>we

>>73657313
Liggers do

>>73657115
It's a single reply, don't act like a Twitter retard

>>73657313
Yeah she's cute.

does muyu know how unhinged she makes me

>>73657313
read the room broseph

>>73656779
>>73656790
>>73657115
What's wrong? I don't follow nijis

LIA NOOO GET AWAY FRON HER SHES A LESBIAN WHORE LIAAAAAAAAAAA

>Tenma bread
>2 hour runie bread with only 4 replies
Today will be a good day /pcg/

Erinabot farted on my face.

>>73657668
Niji sucks

>>73657618
Yes. Become more unhinged for her.

>>73657172
10TB of dolphin porn

Dizzy ate Muyu's harddrive and the couch

>>73657313
Should probably ask the likers

>>73657784
Dear God. Imagine the smell.

After this and watching Lumi and Vei both play NV, I cannot think of a reason why would anyone watch Lumi over Vei, one if an honest whore and actually has decent gameplay for a woman, the other is just another zoomerbrain phase grifter.

Kana was cute and still is as saya <3

>>73654639
Pippa arguing with her chat is how she shows her love

>>73656683
Pretty much all black and red teas are improved by milk imho.

>Muyu gets her pc in order and becomes active on twitter again after her break
>the first thing she does is look up what new porn of her has been made
this pent up cow is asking for it

>>73656683
I'm glad you enjoyed your tea, now please record yourself brapping and post it.

>>73657987

>>73656697
Fucking bitch

>>73657852
I only watch virgins.
Lumi is the only option.

>>73658002

bro, it's Sunday, and the loops are already starting...

>>73657956
>>73656683
you were tricked, this is how british people separate the strong from the weak

>>73657313
No

>>73658014
I would only believe eimi and wemi

Ember looks like THAT!?!

Where's all the guinea bee posters?

>>73656329
Well I am very naive.

>>73658036
Its not even good bait, just shit that's been posted every thread for the past week and ligger shit with an ame pic. Yet I know someone will still bite in earnest

>>73656653
Because your feet are ugly

>>73658099

Manko VODs very good. Shes gotta play more dark souls.

>>73658151
What do we call this abomination?

>>73657668
Don't worry, the people who hate her don't follow Nijis either; they're all dramafag holobronies who made up their own headcanon about her.

Thoughts?

>>73658176
crabeeko

>>73658014
how can lumi be a virgin if I'm fucking her every night since she turned 18?

>>73658141
all bee

>>73658086
I would.
I'd knock back a couple glasses of bourbon first but I would.
Maybe a shot of absinthe too.

>>73658176
biinako

>>73658176
Crabbiata

>>73658191
japanese rabbit cooking sausage

>>73658196
>>73658221
I only now noticed it already had a name in the filename but I like both answers

>>73658204
ah yes the prodromal phase of whiskey dick

>>73658151
last night was one of her best streams so far, I need more off the cuff panko playing awful asset flip games, brings out the best in her and she can just be unhinged for 2 hours

>>73658014
Nice joke

>>73658191
rabbits must cook

>>73658183
Go back to sleep commieschizo.

Why did they put Hime on the same team as all the boring members?

>>73657716
I made her dinner then she stole my towel and forced me to have sex on her bed.
I don't know how you got her to do that.
Because the entire time I would try to do something else she just wanted to get me naked.

>>73658151
Just noticed all the errors in the headband. Gomen

>>73657956
I dunno if I would say it's strictly better but I'm just trying everything since drinking tea with nothing added hurts my throat rn. Def not bad but I'm not sure if I prefer it yet
>>73658054
NOOOOOO
I'm weak tho so it's ok

>>73657313
No, my oshi is just autistic, and an unironic sister. I hold it against her but I look past it because it doesn't interfere with streams.

>>73658014
I would sooner believe Hime that Hime is a virgin.

>>73658191
needs some children

>>73658372
hime is a virgin she's anal only

Team spiral is winning wars by a mile by the way

>>73658204
Bro......
Take a look at the belly that is hidden by the underwear.

>>73658399
based and tradtarded

>>73658151
>>73658347
Now make her pee.

Which phase girls are untouched by penis?

>>73658314
hime needs to spice the team up since the rest arent doing it

>>73658183
>commieschizo was a nijisis all along
I liked my headcanon of him being a filian tourist more.

>>73658420
it already began?

>>73658372
Hime has already said she’s not

>>73658437
>girl
>untouched by penis
anon, i...

>>73658372
>>73657852
why are antis always ESL?

>>73658191

I haven't really watched vtubers much but started checking out phase because my friend sent me clips. I come here occasionally to get a feel for the ones I haven't seen but every time I do the thread feels like people here don't even like them. Why are you so fucking bitter about anime girls playing games?

>>73658437
Lumi says she’s a virgin. Pippa too.

>>73658420
Nah I believe in team Joker.
Why?
Just because.

>>73658437
None, they are all futas.
Especially Hina.

>>73658533
>He trusts

kek

>>73658437
anon, girls are literally made of semen at their birch.

>>73658525
Pippa is a whore.

>>73658525
I'm going to fucking rape you.

>>73658525
Idk

Would you press start

>>73658525
Genuine mental illness

>>73658506
Sorry pankophile, it's late.
I know it isn't excuse but it's the one I'm gonna use.
But mine was meant in a joking manner

>>73658525
1. this is 4chan
2. most of them see them as something to jerk off to
3. it is shitposting/baiting
I mostly talk in a way to educate, so the incels can actually go and kidnap some wives.

>>73658533
Yeah she also says she doesnt have male friends
You havent interacted with many women in your life, have you anon?

>>73658533
My true schizo rrat is that pippa believes she's a virgin because she probably sperged out after it getting put in due to pain and because it was only the tip she thinks it doesn't count
>>73658525
Next you're gonna go to /v/ and ask why they hate games

>>73658525
Normalfag clip watcher detected.

>>73658545
While futa isn't my thing I would definitely suck hina's girlcock, let her lower her nuts into my mouth so I can suck her entire sack and run my tongue around it, then suck her load right out of her and french kiss it into her mouth.

>>73658566
>birch

>>73658566
wtf this can't be real

>>73658618
Same file from the anon who recommended me this stream yesterday...

>>73658566
the john birch society for magical negroes?

>>73658668
>spoiler
Nobody is that dumb.

>>73658566
>birch
I get it, because they're made of wood

>>73658650
Why would Lumi lie?

>>73658738
Yes, it is I

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect

>>73658773
The power of cope knows no bounds
But also yeah it's not a serious theory, I came up with it just for that shitpost

>>73658773
I used to drink with a girl who didn't know her months in order in 10th grade

>>73658669
>Normalfag clip watcher
Yeah retard that's what I just said. I put them on a second monitor while playing games and it's nice. Then I come here and everyone is calling them whores and obsessing over if they're a virgin. I don't fucking get it. It's like throwing a fit over whether an artist on Twitter or a chick in a band is married instead of watching the show.

>523 talents
>zero live
What the fuck fishman

>>73658449
He’s been threadshitting about how ”we” hate holos and how holoposters aren’t welcome here before tbf.
Makes perfect sense that a woke thought police type of guy would be a nijinigger.
It’s nothing new.

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

>>73658813
Never trust words, always look at their actions

>>73658850
>Rie is the cutest Princess in Phase Connect
I agree

>>73658525
Because the talents read these threads and it's funny to fuck with them.

>>73658874
blatant, unfiltered, unabashed, unapologetic newfaggotry.

>Deleted

>>73658874

>>73658877
If he hired Tallemi Ella she would be streaming right now

Ashelia my beloved, come back to me

>>73658874

>>73658850
>Rie is the cutest buttslut in Phase Connect
I agree

>>73658874
...

Fucking likers...

I will breastfeed Muyu and Wemi and change their diapers

Will Erina provide the sex today?

I like Phase Connect because all the girls look like they could be pushed over really easily. I don't know why, but I like the idea of pushing over girls these days. There isn't even the thought of sexual or further physical violence after the fact. Just the pushing is enough.

Michiru looks like the most pushable, so I guess I'd choose her. I'd love to feel her delicate figure give only the slightest resistance against the force of my arms before disconnecting from me entirely and crashing to the ground with a light thud.

>>73659064
No but she will be doing an unarchived vocaloid karaoke which means you won't be able to watch it unless you do it live.

>>73659178

>>73659199
I believe that someone will archive it
surely

>>73659178
they are women, they are all pushable. Or think of the opposite, which vtuber gives you the impression of being fat and unmovable? Kirsche? Who else?

>>73659178
>I WANT TO PUSH YOU AROUND

For me it's the diaper post. A couple of developmentally challenged infants suckling at anon's manly milkers. That shit certainly neuter's my neuron's.

>>73659178
t.

>>73659178
I would give Pippa an inch of power to push me around then pummel her to remind her who's boss

>>73659306
Eimi was asked in public if shes pregnant by some woman if i recall correctly so shes probably fat too

>>73659406
>probably

Pippa got the braces hence the week off, she will have a 45 min tangent referring to it her first stream back

>>73659351
which phaser makes the stinkiest diapers

>>73659351
they aren't manly milkers men can't have boobs stupid anon

>>73659430
M-maybe she was just bloated…

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>73659406
>>73659460

That's so hot, I wanna squish her tummy

Oh my god they actually deleted my fake ass shitpost LMAO

https://files.catbox.moe/yrwmeh.mp3

pippai bomb iran cover with realistic pippa singing!

>>73659493
kek

it's true in their head

>>73659292
Are you going to risk it?

>>73659178

>pippa katawa shoujo part 6 never ever....
i want more bacon

>>73659518
I stand with our troops

Pico's fans are all really nice people

>>73655406
Nasa?

Can you suck your own runadick, runatics?

Which phaser has the stinkiest braps?
I think Lumi, Hina and Dizzy are the brapstink trinity, the top 3 spluttergutter buttclapper cheekslapper shitsmell bassy bootyblasters, but I'm not sure which of them has the strongest aroma.

>>73659624
this post brought to you by pico flashgang

>A-anon...I don't think it'll fit...

>>73659693
not them

>>73659673
His parents must be proud of him

>>73659572
No it's currently 1am so I am staying up for it.
Or as much as I can.

>>73659688
I would call you disgusting but whenever I consider it I remember this general is a den of paedo apologists.

Theres is not enough armpit art of girls other than iori.

>>73659673
Mirin that flexibilty

>>73659744
I doubt he's spoken to them in a long time.

>>73659688
It's the Dizzler no contest. Imagine the alcohol greasy fast food braps. Conceptualize the fragrance.

>>73659789
Lumi has more.

>>73658437
Most and that's the best way to think of it besides being truthful. Don't think about it.

>>73658813
/vt/ have unrealistic standards for women in mind and anyone that doesn't fit the criteria is labeled a whore:
conceived in a test tube using 2 eggs
raised in a lab by female scientists and doctors
given extensive lessons on how to be the perfect trad wife
hardcore conservative, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, owns multiple rifles
thinks vtubers only work when they're wrangled by a manager but only if that manager is you because you're not a groomer and encourage saying the nigger word on stream unlike every other manager/mod
doesn't like talking to other girls or men, just you
only streams games you like because games you don't like are conveniently universally hated by all
only streams on youtube now and forever. Youtube took down the latest vod because copyright? stay the course, we don't like twitch in this house

Give me the brapbag doc, I'm not sticking around for ww3.

>>73659178
You can only do it a few times before she starts dodging every attack

>>73659987
>and encourage saying the nigger word on stream
which word is that?

i've been on a hike today and i'm fucking beat. how is your sunday going bros?

>>73658533
Lumi's just an avid lingerie collector also she never said that

>>73659985
I want Clara to stick her 5 foot tongue down my throat.

>>73658650
She's had them, and she has online male friends, and she considers mere acquaintances to be friends, but she's also a vtuber with a subsection of schizophrenics watching her, so she avoids talking about the two dates she's ever been on. No matter how much a disaster they were, she knows fragile boys will forever bring them up.
>You haven't interacted with
Neither have you.

>>73660051
any and all zoomer lingo

>>73659987
just stop being a whore its that easy really just step away from the cock sister

>>73660080
I just downloaded renoise and I'm hoping to get it learned by the end of today
I'll make my chiptune-ish bgm one day bros
Inb4 I just start making jungle and dnb lmao

YELLOW WOMAN
PINK WOMAN

>>73660080
Preparing for the beginning of the work week, same as every weekend.

ERINA PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!

>>73660106
>has said her body count is 0
>has said she’s never been on a date before
>has said she’s never been in a relationship before
If this isn’t Lumi heavily implying that she’s a virgin then I don’t know what it is.

I think I love Airi. It's so over for me.

>>73660288
If you love her then why haven’t you saved her from her black company yet

>>73660288
she's pretty cool

PLEASE I JUST WANT TO AT LEAST LISTEN TO ONE SONG!

>>73660181
ambitious, nice

Does Phase Connect support our greatest ally, Israel?

>>73660288
I don't love her but I would love to taste her musky butthole.

>>73660293
TOKIO FUNKA~

>>73660425
This is Antisemite Connect.

>>73660425
FUCK OFF SHITSTIRER
I'M LISTENING TO ERINA SING SOON

>>73660425
why would anyone?

saya I love you I want to kiss you and your horns and smell your scalp and chew on your hair and and and and and

>>73659987
Delusional, lonely males + an industry that preys upon them = this outcome. Also you are on 4chan, this is where the truest of true social outcasts tend to congregate.
Nobody wants to think that their oshi having an actual romantic dinner date just as they dream daydream about it.

>>73660561
<80 IQ

>>73660368
I can't even save myself. How can I possibly save another?

>>73660567
woof woof

>another week of no Muyu
ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY

>>73660425
>vshalom

Did Erina died?

>>73660080
Sunday is for church with Clara!

>>73660662
yeah, in my arms tonight

>>73659987
racist girls are nice because they can take a joke
I miss when slurs were kain stream and a kid yelling nigger in chat wouldn't ban him or get anyone mad, but rather earn a nice chuckle and getting called a faggot back, then they would also laughter because he's talking to a gay spic.
I miss the comfy days bros so much

>>73660606
I wrote this

>>73660711
I didn't even know she was sick

>>73660662
she's setting up stuff in her computer; she was in chat saying that she was setting up the offset of the music

>>73660690
Clara supports monogamous relationships that abstain from sexual intercourse until marriage and then only for the purpose of mpreg.

Youtube is a doxfag

>>73660662
Fixing computer settings I think

>>73660637
If these girls were truck drivers they would drive on a flat tire until it exploded and the rim was worn down to the axle. Then they would cry on twitter about how they suddenly need truck work done and how nobody could see this coming.

Reminder. This is a brap positive space. Your gas is beautiful.

>>73660420
Me: clueless
My only hope is that the learning curve isn't as steep as I'm expecting. I've been creatively stagnant in FL for too long so I had to do something tho lol
Tyty

>>73660637
Damn bro, I feel that...

>>73660662
>Did ... died?

>>73660567
I want to watch saya get mounted and knotted

>>73660637
Saya streams more than muyu at this point

>>73660845
dieded?

>>73659446
Pippa.

>>73660137
Problem is, your definition of whore is so broad it encapsulates every vtuber known. Especially when you post things like
>there's no way they haven't seen a penis before, I just know they have! I'm being cucked by random internet woman I discovered today!
on 4chan essentially admitting you can't take what they say at face value, you have to dig deeper until you convince yourself you're being cucked like Gabe did with Kronii and Riifu.

>>73660637
I'm a long-time Phase watcher (going on one week now) and I haven't seen this bitch stream once. What's her deal?

>>73660637
god is cruel

>>73660833
I also watch Wemi and it doesn't help that like 80% of my chubbas are gone. It's been a rough month.

>>73660242
I've only heard the 3rd claim and it was clearly not a serious statement. Do you really think she
>got a fancy education
>has traveled the world
>is self-admittedly attractive
>is very familiar with intimate products
>friends with women like saruei, nekrolina, "sugarbaby roommate"
>doesn't differentiate platonic and romantic love
>resorted to fake engagement rings to ward off courtiers
... and she doesn't have at least some sexual experience? Don't be delusional. This is how you become lumischizo.

>>73660959
>Problem is, your definition of whore is so broad it encapsulates every vtuber known
problem?

>>73660722
I miss ventrillo harassment

>>73660777
>until marriage
She would prefer to wait until after death do you part tho.

SHE WON!!!!!
Time to Erina to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5IK8hmpdew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5IK8hmpdew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5IK8hmpdew

>>73661084
it's not harassment it's banter

>>73660997
Well if all goes well, wemi will be back Tuesday...
I will make it.

>>73660637
>>73660804
How do you even mess your computer like that?

>>73660845
Some of us like to mess around with the lingo, Bub.

>>73660982
>completely preventable problem that's been showing signs for weeks or months happens
>act of god

Coffee?

>>73661015
Thinking she does is how you become a schizo, you've got it backwards

>>73660242
>only heard the 2nd* claim
I don't know how I went from 2nd to 3rd. Must've registered them in the wrong order.

Love Erina's theme

>>73660722
>you will never raid podcasts on podbean with anons ever again
It's pretty weird how despite the increase in sanitation, the amount of participation in life ruination has proportionally skyrocketed.

>>73660959
>Gabe
I thought I was done hearing that fucking name before I saw him pop up in my comfy two views chat a while ago

>>73661184
hard drives just fail... it's normal wear and tear

>>73661261
nta but life ruination is necessary to keep stuff sanitized, it ended up ruining a lot of places ability to even hold discussions in the end.

>>73661184
Either viruses or fucked up hardware.

>>73661322
She didn't specify it was an HDD, did she?

>>73660959
If it makes you feel better I would fuck every single vtuber or femoid hole except yours femanon.

>>73661169
I'm talking about the series of vids people would put out of them using a soundboard in random vent servers. It was 2008/9...it wasn't that long ago...I'm not the only one who remembers...

>>73661184
she looks at hardcore porn without an adblocker moo

>>73661322
That's not harddrive issue.

>>73661368
She downloads eroges from shady sites without searching "*site name* safe reddit" first

>>73661366
Balls of Steel
Balls
Balls
Balls
Balls
Balls of steel

>>73661197
not the fact it's happened, more the unfortunate timing

>>73661361
>She didn't specify it was an HDD, did she?
No, if she actually started giving specifics the jig would be up so everything she says will be super vague.

>>73661211
Unrealistic expectations give room for irrational feelings.

>>73661361
chkdsk is basically only for magnetic drives; solid state drives don't need to be "checked"

>>73661366
Like using Ving Rhames clips to troll people? I remember.

>>73658191
Probably inedible but I would eat it.
Where do I find a girl like her? I am reformed neet turned corporate dog, and I can’t stand normal women.

>>73661084
did you somehow miss zoom trolling?

>>73661015
>>73661234
>I've only heard the 3rd claim and it was clearly not a serious statement.
Lumi makes the 2nd and the 3rd claim regularly. Whenever she collabs with Oli and Lina and they’re talking about dates, boyfriends, or relationships (or just when the topic comes in general, even outside of collabed) Lumi always makes sure to say “I have no experience with this” and then goes on to talk about her friends who do have experience with this sort of thing.
If these were “clearly” not serious statements then why would Lumi go out of her way to consistently make these claims?
If Lumi isn’t trying to be GFE or unicorn friendly then why wouldn’t she just be honest about the experiences you say she obviously has?

>>73661457
Very unfortunate that it happens right as she's set to come back from vacation. Unfortunately she'll need a few more days off to 'fix' the 'issue'.

>>73661184
Actively used HDD lives for 5-7 years on average, but there are many factors that could exacerbate its degradation progress.

>>73661454
WHAT 9000!?

Lumi should do a Tuesdays sketch with Erina as a surprise guest character. Develop their lore somehow.

>>73661202
covfefe