/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

im the emperor of /ggg/

Gura cute

why do you guys hate other members

>>73602544
Nobody cares about the other streamers until you faggots bring them up. This is a Gura thread. Bijou has her own split. Go there.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

I am actually in love with this little dummy and I'm going to marry her.
Let it be known.

>>73602741
mumei and ame are well beloved here

I love fembuds

Still no explanation why she decides to return right before biboos birthday. I swear if she overlaps it...

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>73602741
I don't hate other members, I just don't care about them. I only watch and talk about Gura. Don't bring up other members in a Gura thread. I know her popularity and success despite doing nothing, causes you to be jealous because you think it should be your oshi. Just let it go.

Sex with a fembud.

>>73602811
doesn't matter to me

Gura cute Gura cute!

Falseflagging wont work. Real fans of their oshis wouldn't be here just to start gay fanbase wars.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>73602741
I don't though. Even Mori has been fixed.

>>73602741
Why do you go to a Gura thread to hate on Gura and her fans and expect a positive reaction?

>>73602841
stop posting this

>>73602811
She's more likely to be in it than stream on her own. Both would still be very rare.

>>73602681
onahole, perfect timing!

I love all holoEN girls, but Gumba and Wawa have a special place in my heart

>>73602777
samen

>>73602968
Nyo

Watched Kronii's playthroughs of this game. Seems kind of hard to make interesting. It's pretty funny for the first hour, but the novelty wears off quickly. Here's hoping they can keep things interesting for the whole collab or just transition to a chill zatsu.

Gurass

>>73603231
SNIFFFFF

>>73603231
Based Gurass poster

Any chumbuds here who started watching Gura in 2023 or 2024?

>first stream in months
>its a collab with clock in it
this fucking BRAT

>>73603201
it's late, she won't do a zatsu after

Is she back for good this time?

>>73603109
I do appreciate Kiara for really learning to get along with her and just becoming so supportive of my daughterwife in her times of need. She's a good girl and a good tard wrangler and doesn't deserve to be a target for a lot of the shitposting she gets.

>>73603476
t. newfag, fell into the rabbithole RIGHT as the great ghosting arc started in like August of last year
And what a wild ride it has been

>>73603565
lol

my wife

If it's a collab stream, then there won't be an intro and she won't give any kind of explanation or apology for her absence.

>>73602759
It’s not just about bijou, though. Chumbuds openly shit on other members

>still trying

She really had to overlap IRyS?

>>73603741
>>73603484
lol you were saying?

>>73603682
You can always ask next time she does a solo stream but you probably won't anyways.

I love fauna and okayu

>>73603476
do those even exist? i can't even imagine the concept of a chumbud that wasn't here to experience winter 2021 gura

>>73603710
As long as its not mori or a homo then its fine.

>>73602741
I dont hate others, I watch bae and biboo regularly and try to watch what collabs I can.

Outside of a collab or a Gura mention, there's no reason to bring up other members in the Gura thread.

>>73602610
Creampie

A good day to finally sit back, relax, and watch our cute shark wife.

>>73603847
>yoshi yoshi babu

>>73603565
Lmao

I just wiped my bum after having a poo and accidently tore through a thin part of the toilet paper and got a tiny amount of poo on my finger.
I can't remember the last time I did something like that or if I've ever done something like that... Yes I did wash my hands very very thoroughly.
Just thought I'd share.

>>73604254
you only use 1 piece?

>>73604254
i have tiny t-rex arms so it's hard to reach, i end up with poo about half the time

>>73604254
I get poop on my hands every time I shit. It's no big deal.

>>73604254
Pajeetbud?

My Gurandma.

I just pooped so my butt is ready for Gura's cocks.

>>73604305
No I use a reasonable amount, the stars just aligned tonight in a way that made my finger slip past some layers and ultimately break through.

>>73603912
Maybe, who knows? If you just happened to get lured in via a promo catching your attention or just from finding hololive in general, there's a good couple years of stuff for a vod backlog. About a billion clips, karaoke and otherwise, etc.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>73604619
Fembuds don't want me

Are we in the eye of the hurricane right now?

>>73604254
ok? that poop was inside of you so what is the problem

Did the mascot message get deleted? No way she didn't see it

shark board

>>73604619
I love fembuds

>>73604981
?

>>73605389
Someone said that we miss 2021 Gura and that she's only a mascot now a minute before she sent a message in the chat. Someone said she deleted that message

>>73605085
Sometimes I wish people weren't so thirsty for dwama. There's enough of it to be found on the internet, why make more of it in a once niche hobby where most people just want to get away from it all for a bit and and enjoy their favorite chuubas in peace? Internet drama is so dumb.

>>73604815
Fembuds would want me, if i could find one.

>>73605467
>someone said
lol who cares

you're welcome for getting gura to stream
>what did you do
I got a global ban. Gura only streams when I am banned
>aren't you ban evading
yeah, I have like 9 concurrent bans right now, probably going to calls someone a nigger tranny on /news/. Also if you report this post you are a confirmed nonAmerican

Hi Anonymous!

I can't make sound posts anymore, I get "Failed! Upload failed."

>https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1779278969315139708
SNOT confirmed, no moom pov, higher likelyhood of gura actually sreaming. you guys keep winning

>>73605467
Whoever said that is based and has balls

>>73605890
>higher likelyhood of gura actually streaming
Gura put her frame up a while ago already

>>73605890
>higher likelyhood of gura actually sreaming.
She has a frame up.

>>73605890
retard

>>73605890

>>73605890
a bit slow on the draw my man

Did Gura sent a message in chat?

>>73605890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPSY8NOz4LE
retard

>>73605890
Anon-kun, everyone else is way ahead of you. Still love ya.

i commiserate with gura
there's nothing to fucking play
every game being released now is terrible
the only hope is gta 6, which is coming NEXT FUCKING YEAR
>just zatsu
oh yeah just zatsu gura im sur eeveryone will like listening to me pontificate about brownies for the million times

>>73605945
oh. im a hooman i dont follow the gura channels. sorry about the tard moment

>>73606080
Anon, you're drunk, take a nap.

Fuck Gura

>>73606080
>implying GTA 6 won't be current year trash
NGMI

Gura
Wife

>>73606214
Yes, I'm going to! Gotta reward her for streaming today after all.

>>73606296
I would take any gura i can get. Daughter, wife, sister. Whatever it takes to get her in my life.

>>73606296
Yeah
Mine

>>73606113

>>73606214
I mean, if you insist...

So buds, what are you doing while waiting for the stream?

>>73606333
d-did it just blink?

>>73606333

>>73606413
dealing with anxiety while glancing at chat, here and watching anime

>>73606413
Listening to music, reading threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVq2yMuAMVQ

>>73606413
Grinding in Black Desert.

>>73606418
Schizo

>>73606413
AFK fishing in osrs and playing Fear and hunger 2

>>73606413
watching the war between iran and israel unfold, just as i predicted >>73594415

>>73606413
Playing bf2042.

>back
>fotm boring ass game collab
come on...

my wife

>>73606413
Sitting next to my grandma and listening to what is potentially her dying of pneumonia.

>>73606485
That's me before every stream, except not always anime, but video games and Youtube videos.
Imagine what this little ball of anxiety must feel like right before every stream.

>>73606626
I stared at it for way too long.

She has been regressing in age for the last 10 streams, she is like Benjamin Button, i fully expect her to have an mental age of about 10 years old during this stream, during her birthday stream this year she will actually be a toddler

>>73606413
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>73606825
Kino

>>73606080
>GTA 6
Hot trash DOA

>>73606895
Best poster

>>73606872
Got eem

>>73606825
>dying of pneumonia
>in 2024
Fucking GRIM.

>>73606884
Please stop, my penis is about to burst.

Frame tonight? I can feel it, i can feel HER

>>73606825
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But if that's true, I'm happy someone's there for the old lady.

>>73602841
every chumbud knows the value of walls

>>73607135
...

>>73607135
Is this a bot?

Last 10 posts have been written by me, am i the only person here?

>>73606884
I've been saying this for a long time. She isn't getting older, she's somehow been de-aging.
And I will protect and support her always through this.

>>73607307
she's been sucking the stemcells straight from the fetus

>>73606729
don't come on me

Based SNOT

>>73607491
I repeat: Based SNOT

>>73607491
My wife on the left

is catbox down?

hewwo

>>73607586
No, but it gives me DNS error for the last 2 weeks even though it works for others, only site on the internet that gives med DNS error

>>73607614
hello little girl...

Does the chat need to be open to be gifted a membership or can i close that shitshow?

>>73607491
>>73607548
>>73607585
How long has it been since the last SNOT collab exactly? I want Gura to get a Punk Rocker outfit and join Emomei and Goth Fauna in my hot altgirl harem already
What would clock be? Need to complete the set

>>73607716

>>73607614
Must marry and protect.

>>73607716

she was indeed still in Taiwan at the time, and she probably posted 'that' while being on an airplane out of boredom

>Vagueposting

Are soundposts not working again?

What is the content warning for? Is gura going to shit her diaper on stream?

When it was 4 hours until the stream there was more WAITING for the stream than what is AVERAGING a Kiara stream, she must be seething

Holy shit, a stream

>>73608003
>her diaper on stream?
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>73607981
catbox is down

Expectations and hopes for this stream?

>>73608086
>Expectations and hopes for this stream?
I hope she farts with picrels in this stream, all would be forgiven

>>73608149
That doesn't fit in her diaper.

>>73608149
What if she shits herself while trying to fart when she thinks she is muted at the end of the stream?

>>73608086
Expectation: Absolutely nothing
Hope: Two more streams this week.
Cope: She'll be back to streaming three times a week for the next few months, then gradually get back into consistently streaming

>>73608086
I expect them to play it for 1-2 hours, then evolve into snotcast and talk about random shit (the best part) I have no hopes for anything else, because it probably won't happen.

>>73608086
SNOT kino

>>73608086
Some cute screams and weird random tangents is what I expect and what I'll likely get for the most part.

>>73608216
That would be pretty hot

Child

No waterheater will be heard or seen from during this stream

>>73602741
>go to /ggg/ and say lol my oshi XYZ is better and Gura sucks
>expect love and tolerance

i should get my genshin reps finished before the stream starts

>>73602811
oh nyooooo what are you gonna doooooo?

>>73608428
Although that IS true, no one can deny that Nahida is about 20% cuter than Gura, that is an undeniable fact

Chumbies look I'm vagueposting, aren't I so cute with how I think everyone else doesn't know exactly what I'm trying to do?

>>73608335
>Seen from

>>73608438
I already did mine.

i think farts are funny

>>73608529
No, vagueposting is >>73607840, which is the guy who seems to be on a different level of stalking or something. The one you're not-replying to, >>73608335, is trying to continue the longstanding tradition of arguing about the fucking water heater.

>>73608428
>>73608515
>Le Love and Tolerance/20% memes are now 13-14 years old
/mlp/bros, I feel old...

I have a confession to make. I don't like gura.... I love her

>>73608555
Is this the most low-effort shitpost in ggg? I've seen it before, people claiming spelling mistake when there was non.

Up your shitpost game, cumbud, and stop amputating your brain

>>73608852
>non
Seems his post predicted the future.

>JWU
>SNOTkino
life is good

>>73608852
>non
try again

>>73608672
Forgive me, all of that sort of silliness just starts to look the same to me after so many years. I love the internet.

I hope she rips a loud burp on stream and leaves crying

She so perfect. Countless people dedicate every waking second just trying to tear her down and it doesn't even faze her in the slightest. She triumphs over hardship after hardship and always comes back stronger than ever. A single tweet cures depression.
Gura is truly God's gift to mankind.

>>73609044
I hope she shits her diaper.

>>73609198
Hot

I really want a code-review stream, we send her our github project and she reviews them, deep-dives into the code and bughunts and stuff

>>73609161
>it doesn't even faze her in the slightest
you don't know that
>always comes back stronger than ever.
so far it's been worse most of the time
>A single tweet cures depression.
true, unless it's merch or obviously from management, which is usually the same thing.

why do sound files no longer work for me

>>73609292
>>73608082

>>73609161
>Gura is truly God's gift to mankind.
That is correct and more people ought to know that.

>>73609268
I bet Gura doesn't even know how to download from GitHub and she doesn't know what a fork has to do with a computer file.

Finally the long awaited return of the biggest lesbo in all of Hololive; Gawr Gura <3

>>73609426
Is she rubbing herself or is she doing that weird arm dance where you spin your arms around each other?

I don't understand the people in chat who say that SNOT is even better than a Gura stream.

>>73603565
>Is she back for good this time?
Has Gura released her 3rd year membership badge? If the answer is still no than you already have the information you need and this will be a temporary return.

>>73607716
>Does the chat need to be open to be gifted a membership or can i close that shitshow?
Seriously though, i need to know, YT chat uses 40% cpu when it is opened and it makes Roblox lag like crazy

irrelevant EN trash that fell off

>>73609485
Good question. I like to think shes rubbing her own tummy

>>73608626
>>73609044
>>73609198
>biboo's humor is cringe, gura's is better
>chumbuds:

>>73609426
Dino Gura fat! Dino Gura fat!

>>73607716
>>73609537
No, I've seen people get memberships from chuubas they haven't watched in a while. Though I'm not sure if the algorithm favors people who are there or chatted recently.

>>73609537
Idk, but I've gotten a gifted membership from a chuba I never watched once, maybe I accidentally clicked on her stream or something.

>>73609600
Biboo should try farting and burping on stream. Maybe make an asmr stream out of it too.

>>73609582
Is a dino Gura rubbing her own belly basically masturbation?

>>73609600
>>>73608626
>>>73609044
>>>73609198 (You)
This wasn't a joke.

>>73602841
Orange man screams he's a Niji though

Gura aint got nothing on this guy: https://nypost.com/2024/04/08/lifestyle/famous-chef-allegedly-ghosted-wife-and-babies-for-new-identity-in-another-state-gone-without-a-trace/

"Famous chef Charles Withers allegedly ‘ghosted’ wife and babies for new identity in another state: ‘Gone without a trace’"

>>73609600
At least two of not all three of those posts are fetish posts not joke posts.

>>73608438
I'm ashamed to say that I'm doing the same. I feel guilty for falling into this Gacha trap. At least I'm still f2p and don't actually spend money on it... Just time, which is still bad.
I want to roll for that sexy woman called "Father" When can I get her?

>>73609790
In about 8 days and some hours.

>>73609690
Fake news, gtfo with your deepstate MSM slander

>>73609829
Hrrm something about this dino seems... off

She may be a bit round but she is still cute

>>73609916
You're right. It's vegan.

>>73609986
vegans are delicious!

>>73610034

>>73609986
It's called an herbivore dumbud.

>>73610064

>>73609908
Its me Donald j. Trump your once and future president of these United States of America. I approve of this message as iI am yuge Chumbud. Memembered since day 1 introduced to Hololive through Coco and not a commie like sleepy Joe who Oshiis Uki. Its true hates him and he still watches very sad commie brain rot

>>73610141

>>73610272
>*Le touché*

>>73610207
*burp* gochisousama...

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>73610364
>*Lo touchõ*

>>73609881
Shit really? The last sexy Snezhnaya girl wasn't allowed so I'm happy I have a chance for her.

>>73610364
she's not lonely anymore, that's why she rarely spends time with her fans nowadays.

>>73610174
Just one more reason to vote for the man

Where is the mr crab guy? Can we get a final count? Need it for the leaderboard

>>73610482
Probably killed himself.

>>73610482
it was day 55 yesterday

>>73610482
Anon collabs don't count!

>>73610562
they do when she streams her POV, as that is actually a stream

Everyone is always excited about Gura's back, but what about Gura's front?

>>73610674
Gura should talk more about her little front parts ToT

>>73610674
I'm excited about all of her different parts.

>>73610562
Anything this year doesn't count with these people. Their criteria unique for Gura of course.

>>73610713
But she doesn't have any front parts she is flat.

So I've never seen this game, what's up with the cameraman thing in the thumbnail?

>>73610814
>So I've never seen this game, what's up with the cameraman thing in the thumbnail?
I dunno but I hear its like somewhat similar to Lethal Company.

>>73610469
You've truly run out of shitpost material haven't you schizo?

>>73609790
fyi if you just buy the welkin for 5 dollars per month and do all the events/your dailies you will generally have enough to get every new 5* that comes out + maybe a rerun or two if you're lucky

It's 9pm here and there's still 2 hours before the stream.
I should be settled in at this point yet I still feel so anxious.

>>73610814
It's Lethal Company, but you're a vlogger

>>73610899
I'm sorry that pointing out reality makes you think I'm one of them. I don't like it either.

Is Gura gonna be an actually n00b at this game or will she mysteriously be a pro at a fairly new game for whatever reason like the last 2 collabs?

>>73610955
same desu

So now that Gura’s back schizos stop pretending they were her fans. Why won’t they watch streams instead of wasting time here?

>>73611044
>mysteriously
It's not mysterious. I play videogames with my wife and my godly gamer status rubs off on her.

>>73611230
>Why won’t they watch streams instead of wasting time here?
Because the stream have hasent ham started yet, reatard

>reatard

I'm excited

>>73611002
Your delusions aren't reality schizo. Sorry for pointing out reality.

>>73611314
Me about to "play" with this cute catshark I found at the park.

I had a feeling she'd collab this game this weekend.

>>73610955
>brazilian
Lamo

>Rætard

>>73611477
It could be Greenland, you don’t know

>>73611477
I'm a fucking Leaf

>>73609690
Niji's chinese affiliations unironically mean he would not support it, ever. He would probably get a random endorsement from Filian, or Pippa pipkin, and those would become his favorites because he likes people who suck his dick. He would not even know what a 'holo live' was until barron shows him his fanart of big titty Fauna and Shiori sandwiching big joe and gura with their massive honkzillas.

>>73611391
I'm sorry that I can't deny reality any longer, I just don't have it in me to gaslight myself like that.

>>73611565
In 2024 that's actually infinitely worse than being BR, I'm sorry for your lost.

>>73611615
Just because you use a gura picture doesn't make you a chumbie, schizo.

>>73611695
whatever helps you cope, buddy

>>73611747
Got any proof to back up your stupidity?

He's right, she isnt lonely anymore because she has me. We're married.

>>73611823
This is my post btw

>>73611820
https://www.youtube.com/@GawrGura here you go, look at the huge gaps between streams the last 2 years, she sure was spending a TON of time with us...

Does Gura's tail make it so she has to sit backwards on the toilet facing the tank?

>>73611996
>Claims there is a specific reason for the ghosting
>Points to statistics that contains no specific reason to verify his claims
>Still clings to said claim
Classic ggg kino every darn time

>>73611996
So its just you making shit up in your head. Good to know you outed yourself as a schizo. Thanks for playing, retard.

>>73612092
my main point is that she's not spending time nearly as much time with her fans as she used to, yes

>>73611677
I guess? The housing prices really do suck up here on the east coast and it's hard to find decent paying work, but I love it here, the weather's great and the locals are often nice and helpful. I was born here and I'm likely going to die here.

>>73609543
But enough about Nijiwhore#384752, this is a Gura thread

>>73612014
>Does Gura's tail make it so she has to sit backwards on the toilet facing the tank?
No, she doesn't use the toilet she wears diapers

Diaperfags and scatfags are the worst and should be banned on sight.

This stream being a collab definitely means it's not as bad, but I always get so nervous for these streams after breaks. I don't know why, I think it's about the excitement of getting to chat with her and maybe having a chat message or superchat read. I love her.

>>73612157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CORANvT8l9A

Do you empathize with this song?

we just can't stop winning

>>73612288
>Diaperfags
https://youtu.be/THU09cA9Gpw?t=29
And she mentioned "Depends" (adult diapers) in a GTA stream, Gura have mentioned diapers multiple more times, Gura is herself a diaperfag, why you hating on my wife?

we're so fucking back bros!

STOP LISTENING TO HER TUMMY!!! HER IBS IS ACTING UP!

>>73612525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn-bsBAhcoQ I've had this on repeat for the last 2 hours waiting for her stream to start <3 I love her belly jukebox so much <3

>>73612525
litterbox link? i want a copy with sound ty

>>73612316
In the sense that's what a lot of country music I hear sounds like? A bit.

I'm not sure about this, something doesn't feel right! How can we be sure?

>>73612705
I thought that was someone saying oi. Did Gura actually eat an Australian and he was crying out for help?

Are Chumbuds ok?

>>73612288
You want Gura banned?

>>73612725
Here is sound.
https://files.catbox.moe/0h7p1n.m4a

>>73613033
never

>>73613033
no, but Gura is back for now, so I'm feeling better

>>73613033
Chumbies are always okay, how are Takos?

>>73613033
>>73613189
Ina should convince Gura to do a drawing collab.

>>73613263
Surprised that hasn't happened yet except for the very beginning.

>>73613373
Well, every drawing stream she had people kept "Oh, this art reminds me of a certain this and that", even during her member drawing doodle stream, so yeah, once again the minorities ruins the fun for the rest of us

I'm eepy... wake me up when the stream starts, chumbies.

>>73613548
Retard.

Only 2 hours left gaybois

>>73613263
I'd love nothing more than to see Ina and Gura have a comfy stream drawing together. But I think my super insecure daughterwife is worried that people might make fun of her for not being near Ina's drawing ability and that's why she doesn't draw as much in front of people.
Yes she probably thinks something like that.

>>73613914
time-displacedbud...

>>73602777

so should i re-buy her membership now or wait until she does a few more streams?

1 hour

>>73614221
you're already a disloyal whore, so I'd wait a while

GURA PAUSE THE STREAM I'M AT A PARTY WITH FRIENDS AND I WONT BE BACK 2 HOURS FROM NOW

Ahh shit fartin' on my roommate's door haaa....

>>73614221
Don't until she does a dogeza and apologizes.

>>73614363
That's what you get for having "friends"!

I want Gawr Gura to castrate me.
I want her to put me in a chastity cage with sharp spikes all along the inside. Then I want her to tie me down and begin to tease my nipples a bit before kissing her way down my body and beginning to suck on the cage as I try not to get hard.
I would inevitably fail ofcourse as her lips glide up and down the little cage.
The spikes would begin to pierce my shaft, and dig their way into my glans causing searing and unimaginable pain. The agony combined with Amelia giggling at my wimpers and crys of pain would only serve to make my penis harder and the needles in the cage would bury themselves deeper in my cock flesh doing irreversible damage to my erectile tissue.
Blood would begin to seep out of my cage as Gura continues to slurp on it creating an effect similar to clown lipstick on her face.
Once she is satisfied that my penis is totally ruined her lips would part from the cage and her lips would stretch to expose a bloody grin as she lowers her head again and begins to chew away at my testicles. Crunching, popping and snapping sounds would mingle with my shrieks of blindingly delightful agony as my testicles are ripped apart by her sharp teeth, turned to mush, and swallowed down with a hearty gulp.
After the ordeal is over Gura would work her way up and leave blood-lipstick marks all up my clammy, sweaty, gasping body twisted and contorted by mindshattering pain

>>73614221
It's been 2 years of basically hiatus, by the time you re-buy her membership she'll already be gone.

FIVE DOLLAR A MONTH

you could say this is a streaming break for Gura, since she streams so little that this is a break from what she usually does

>>73614685
I can think of better ways to spend $120.

>Iran-Israel war
>somehow she is back to stream
>nova kakhovka dam burst
>she is missing
be ready to die for Israel chumbuds

>>73614837
Hopefully the military is offering fat bonuses

gura is going to what she does best. a react contect vtuber.

>>73614903
the military is already fat, dont worry

Why is Gura so violent?

>>73614956

look at this

I have a feeling that her audio tonight is going to be "different"...

>>73614837
they'd have to forcefully conscript me, and I'd probably shoot my commanding officer and then myself if they did

Why come to the thread with the most loyal fans and smack your head against a wall multiple times thinking it will make any difference?

>>73615156
Yes, that much is obvious, and we will not hear a single waterheater noise at all during the entire stream

>same old stale jokes in chat
will this ever change?

>paying attention to chat when Gura is not there

>>73612316
>Chevy in my truck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU
My muscles involuntarily flex!

TWO MORE HOURS CHUMBIES

>>73615373
I'm paying attention to it in case she IS there, I hate it, but I don't want to miss her.

>>73615405
I had no idea black people watch Gura, you learn something new everyday

>>73615439
40 minutes

>>73615331
It's why she hates streaming now.
Too many unironic <70 IQ autistic retards in her chat that don't understand humor and have negative interpersonal skills and consistently beat dead jokes into the ground.

>>73615465
Skill issues.
Use ytcfilter, dumbud.

>>73615467
wut

>>73615508
It's 1 hour and 40 minutes for me idiot, maybe it is 40 minutes for you, learn how fucking timezones work, retard

>>73615556
but im lazy

>>73615508
HOW??

>>73615331
Not until she streams enough to make new jokes

>>73615331
>>73615545
There's never anything new to talk about, what do you want?

>>73615602

>>73615629
Not anymore, get to it!

>>73615331
See >>73615545
It's like redditors posting memes from 2005 like they're hot as fuck.

>>73615665
yeah but she said on multiple occasions that she dislikes the feet jokes and that it "got out of hand" yet people went even harder this time

Hey CB why Gura never told you why she does this to you?

>>73615859
it's bad for business and mental health

I've had so much time to prepare, yet I still don't feel prepared. It's almost stream time, help me to relax more.

>>73615984
Look at this!

>>73615761
Yeah and it's majority greys that've come to peek in at the rare sighting, the cryptid, some sort of big fish, if you will. What were you expecting? Feet and farts are all they ever talk about.

I made oatmeal for the stream and got some water

>>73615060
AI art

>>73607472
I love these moments.

The ritual posters here are legitimately the same exact people that spam the same jokes in chat a hundred times per stream and think they're making her happy.
They're unfunny fat autists and are the reason Gura hates interacting with us. It's really fucking sad, but there is no solution. Pointing this out will make several of them angry, but they're only upset because they have no self-awareness and don't understand how unfunny and insufferable they are.

>>73616376
>unironically thinking gura cares about this thread

>>73615984
Gura will occasionally look over to read chat and she'll decide whether she wants to continue streaming or go on another break depending on how engaging or funny chat is.

>>73616488
Nta but she does, she has made multiple call outs to this thread before

>>73616376
Thank you for doing what you can to keep our oshi around king. The retards will never listen however.

I wish I had schizo powers to know what Gura does...

>>73616634
name them

>>73616488
Illiterate retard.
I didn't say that. I said that the ritual posters here are the same autists in chat that make her not want to stream because of how unfunny and exhausting they are in her chat.
You are one stupid motherfucker.

>>73616634
delusional

>>73616716
Proof?

can someone post a screencap of the gura chat messages and describe the context for why she posted the smug emote that hololyzer says she posted? thanks

>>73616716
The only bad ritual poster is the krabs poster

>>73616967
she just posted her tweet at that time

I'm ready

>>73616101
Healthy chumbie.

>>73616967
also, when did she do the twitter likes?

I can smell a skunk out of my bedroom window.
I've also seen a lot of deer walking bye in the early morning at work when I go out to turn on the reefer, it's really spring, huh?

Does Gura still love KitKat? I went to the store and bought 20 KitKats for this stream, i even bought some of the dark chocolat KitKats because she prefer dark things in general

>>73616999
thank you

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

Remember to behave chumbies

>>73617249
Nyo

>>73617249
I want to rub that dino's belly

#gawrt of Gura with a sixpack? Does that exist?

look at this

>>73616977
No. Every ritual poster is autistic and sometimes ocd. It's the reason they ritual post in the first place and there are more of them in this thread than others on the board.
It's because there are so many insufferable autistic retards among her fans. Literal brony levels of fat autistic retards. They know they have nothing to contribute other than their ritual post because they're boring and unfunny. It's a shame they don't have enough self awareness to know how they ruin chat and Gura's desire to talk to us.

>>73617610
Still no proof?

I want to drink a glass full of Gura's snot

>>73616376
do you not realize how large goobas viewer base is? This thread doesnt scratch the surface. Easily ignorable on her part.

>>73617610
>their ritual post because they're boring and unfunny
Hey there bud, my ritual posts are super-funny

And before you think I'm an anti that hates chumbuds.
I'm not. Not all of Gura's fans are like that and the only reason I hate the ones that are low-functioning autistic is because they ruin chat and make Gura not want to stream.

>>73616680
first wish from the genie.

>>73617766
i like your ritual posts don't mind the schizo

>>73617860

>>73617850
>low-functioning autistic
what level autist is gura? Medium?

One of my old ritual posts "Gura is sedated", Gura referenced that one in her call-in with Ames wild wild west birthday celebration stream a while back, so she is definitely /here/ once in a while

im actually really lucky this stream isn't at her usual time or I would have overslept it. thank you gura!

>>73617850
>because they ruin chat and make Gura not want to stream
Where's the proof, anon?

10 minutes left, run to the bathroom and piss all you can!