/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

MANKO

good thread

Layna looks like a cheap VR porn model

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Eimi.

>>73595886
pankomanko

>>73595886
Uoh cunny ToT

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>73595886

>>73595886
SEXO

too horny

>>73595931
RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE YAPPENING
RATE THE WOMEN
RATE THE COLLAB
RATE THE STREAM

panko chinko

Sakana cameo

>>73596008
Worked pretty well for a 4 person collab/10

>>73596008
went way better than i expected it to/10

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 2

I love Shiina!

>>73596008
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Actually loved the stream

>>73595886
This image makes lolicon hard

Phasers are the best livers.
Naughty!!

>>73596008
my brain melted

>>73596008
Reposting from last thread,
4 people is too many, there was a lot of talking over each other, often with shouting. 3 was a fine number.

>>73595886
jannies gonna freak

>>73596008
I want Oli to break me

>>73596083
Bag

>>73596008
Runie did better than I thought/10

>>73595945
She's a great SFX artist.
I like her. Glad she's Phase Friend now.

>>73596008
>>73595931
it was very fun, learned a lot of new info and it exceeded my expectations
10/10

>>73595886
Nice pedoshit you got there, wonder how long until it gets 404d.

[pank news]
Panko is actually Chinese. Fuck Italy

Now would be the best time to post chinese Panko

File in, my wife is hosting Phase Weekly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrURTN8z26I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrURTN8z26I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrURTN8z26I

>>73596008
Honesntly Lumi owes me marriage and sex/10

>>73596008
>Lumi & Oli
YES
>Lumi, Oli & Nekrolina
Still works
>Lumi, Oli, Nekrolina & Runie
Runie became the self-insert for an overstimulated anon

Dizzy Dokuro?
More like Ditzy Bakano!

>>73596157
I want to fireman carry her

>Lumi, Laimu, and Layna collab next Thursday
Thoughts?

Pipkiss

Alright now that the collab's over how do I get rid of all this excess estrogen

>>73596008
I thought it went well. Credit to Oli for facilitating the flow of discussion so everyone could speak.

>>73596008
10/10

>>73596230
lift heavy rocks

>>73596230
You don't. You keep it in with the Pippa socks

>>73596008
I could listen to women with nice voices talk about nonsense forever
10/10

You have eagerly waited all week for it, and now it is finally here!
Your favorite show of all time:
Phase Weekly!
As always presented by our most lovely host Dizzy.
Hop in and give her a watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrURTN8z26I

>>73596220
grim

>>73595886
If I were to skeb ovipositor art of a phase talent, which girl would be be the most fitting of it?

>>73596097
Cute!

>>73596220
dunno who those people are

>>73596008
I hope having runie on was a 1 time thing

>>73596275
Yay!

>>73596230
Pushups while listening to roman history podcasts.

>>73596201
Runie sucks and I could never self insert as her.

>>73596308
Pippa

>>73595945
She spends (spent?) a fuck ton of time being a whore and coombaiting on VRChat.
So yeah it kind of is.

>>73596008
Cycled through the more "marketable" topics early on, but they've talked about them before so it no longer had the effect/10
Olivia kept it from getting awkward/10
Chaos/10

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>73596220
Laimu is openly married
Layna openly has a BF + whoreposts on twitter
Is this is glimpse into what Lumi will become in the future?

>>73596308
what the fuck is an oviposter

>>73596008
WOW YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT ANIME/10
Runie fits in the group much better than I expected/10

I genuinely do not know who could have fun listening to a bunch of whores yapping for 4 hours about breast milk, clothes and tampons. They would for sure be less sexually attracted to man who would sit there and listen to that shit compared to the guy in the other room watching the game happy he was able to escape the harpies for a little while.
>nekrolina
vile whore who talks about the most disgusting shit imaginable
>lumi
the most untrustworthy bitch you will ever meet
>olivia
she needs to tone it down a little
>runie
kinda felt bad for her being stuck in the same room with them, also, ifyky

>>73596379
Kys tranny

>dizzy
gross

>>73596391
why so much hate? :(

>>73596369
google it anon

>>73596367
Laimu's streams are surprisingly seiso for a ligger, probably more seiso than most phase girls so I don't see a problem

SPIRALCHADS RULE THIS BITCH

>>73596391
>ifyky
ConfusedPank.png

>>73596391
>olivia is a vile whore
>but runie, who is actually a whore irl, is fine
New?

>>73596391
>Oh my poor innocent baby Runie I feel so bad for her
You're a fucking faggot.

>>73596367
who do you think the red lipsticks and lingerie are for

>>73596448
what the fuck am I looking at
you want to see pippa with an ovipostitor futa dick thing?? I thought architects were bad but they're saints compared to this

pippa news?

>>73596391
>vile whore who talks about the most disgusting shit imaginable
Maybe I should check her out

>>73596008
I was one of the doom posters but I have to admit this actually worked.
Still absolutely fucking floored at Oli's reintegration of the anime tangent in a way that kept Lina interested and Lumi from feeling like she couldn't keep up by hyping the crew you with something else then going back to Runie's autism once the rest were properly prepared for it.


Dancer woman. I know. Star woman. I apologize for doubting your schemes.

Somebody post the stop biting baits soundpost please

>>73596516
I said iykyk

>>73596220
I think Layna is good in collabs but don't really watch her solo streams. Laimu is a little boring but very consistent and 100% completes big games like Lumi. Also ferrets are super cute so I kind of have to like Laimu.

>Sudden rampant samefagging
Dour

>>73596391
I genuinely do not understand why you are here.
There's other boards for you.

>>73596533
Me.

>>73596369
This one doesn't play 40k

>>73596569
No you didn't you said
>ifyky

>>73596526
I SAID iykyk. I only felt bad for Runie because in the span of the 5 times I opened stream and heard break milk clothes and makeup Runie never said a word. She seemed yapmogged.

>>73596582
I enjoyed nene's 300k karaoke last night. It mogged a lot of Holobitches and every Phase in production quality and length t b h

>>73596545
kek

>>73596574
popular stream bad!

>Runie and Pico will collab
I feel bad for Pico, she will be harassed by the Runie's chat for weeks

>>73596545
it's a penis that lays eggs in girls instead of semen. Patrican fetish, look it up on the panda.

>>73596564 (me)
Kneel. Not know.

>>73596647
>not excited for breast milk gains
Fag

Thank you Rie for teaching Panko everything about China

>thank you rie, she taught me everything
did panko confirm she's chinese?

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 51 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>people still riding on the same fanfiction

>>73596751
>he doesn't know
Ramao

>>73596533
me of course

Team Joker my beloved

God dizzy is so fucking cringe

Rie should play the game Panko plays

I'M DA JOKER BABY

>>73596848
Good

>>73596391
>ifyky

[Panko News] She is no longer Chinese
The same cannot be said for most of Phase Connect

Total spiral victory

Don't let this phase weekly distract you from the fact Dizzy's sister STOLE THE FUCKING COUCH.

doesn't panko know her boss is chinese?

>>73596979
Their only hope is da michi

Da Michi is on Team Spiral. It was over before it even began.

Blaze Clique>Spiral Clique>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Joker Clique

FAT WOMEN ON STREAM

>>73597002
Panko likes the way marker fumes makes her head wobbly

Poor friendless Lumi, she says she has no guy friends!
Just ignore her interrupting stream for 15 minutes today to talk to StabbyOG, a guy who happens to be a friend from before she became a vtuber

Panko face reveal

>>73597019
Da Michi and Jerry can carry her own but everyone else suuuuuucks at gaming

>>73597037
Joker is barely even a clique man, they're like the leftovers from the other 2 cliques and Clique JP

>>73597002
The best thing is she doesn't give a fuck.

Pippa, streaming tonight would be pretty epic, iykyk

Which talent is into sounding?

I'm late has Dizzy had a mental breakdown

>>73596991

Stop voting for Blaze you retards.

Pippa will be too busy trying to grope Michiru's tits to win

>>73597102
anon why do you laugh like goofy

>>73597082
Rie is going to cut herself again

>>73597082
Of course the team Pippa is on has the most votes

>>73597119

>>73597053
How you wish you were him, don't you? The mere thought of it makes your heart race.

>>73597100
>>73597002
And Fishman punishes her for it

>>73597119
KEK

>>73597053
Heaven forbid a vtuber have male friends!

>>73596991
Buy another one you rich mothafucka

>>73597082
Everyone from Joker team should graduate.

Team spirit is objectively the best.

>>73597222
kek

>>73597119

I would like to give dizzy a child

>>73597082

>>73597102
Anon trusts...grim

Panko is a coomer

Schizo Status?

>>73597103
None of them have penis

>>73597162
Bow for the queen.

This game is a leftist meme, look how much text there is on screen

>>73597258
>Team spirit

>>73597258
>Team spirit

Things are heating up at the polls.

>>73597298
You can still sound as a woman anon

>>73597350
>capipis don't watch phsae weekly confirmed
#BLAZED

>>73597350
>Discord Gumis brigaded the thread
>Now Discord Gumis are brigading the polls

>>73597285
Wholesome

>>73597399
Why should I?

Helelelelelloow everynyan

>>73597258
>Team spirit
That's the spirit!

>>73597350
>gumis and cuckies turn on their bots like normal

>>73597258
>Team spirit

>>73597258
>Team spirit

>>73597399
I only watch Pippa.

>>73597103
Hime would probably try it she's freaky enough.

>>73597350
starknights turn on the smart fridges immediately

The face of a psychopath...

>>73597258
>Team spirit
imagine the smell

>>73597350
>Joker third
>Joker is yellow coded
>One of the games is Fall Guys
It's so fucking over

Panko news

BBC

>>73597258
MICHI MAGNAR WITH THE BIG HORN TOSS!!!!!!

>>73597350
we truly live in a society

what time does airi usually stream

>>73597258
where my TSM bros at?

>>73597487
Clara is just your average slut.

>>73597487
are you talking about Clara or Dizzy?

isn't team blaze just all the whores in phase? (except airi)

>>73597554
Yeah mine

>>73597350
Capipis don't show up for events like this.
The percentage of her fanbase that actually care about Phase is miniscule. The majority of Pippa fans now are just unironic redditfags who love "le based rabbit" and react slop.

I want to marry lumi and let her teach me how to do my skincare. and I will just ignore her

is clara pretty fun to watch

>>73597564
all the talents are anon

>>73597596
Unless you are japanese, nope.

>>73597564
>except airi
LMAOOOOOOO

>>73597602
>react slop
so phase weekly?

>>73597487
>GOING COMMANDO

>>73597655
Let's fucking go, I literally can't stop winning. Get fucked nerds

>>73597551
Stream?

>>73597564
>(except airi)
you niggas say the funniest things

>>73597662
Stop being a troll

>>73597671
Phase Weekly doesn't have enough bodycam footage or Reddit AITA shit for capipis to care about it

>>73597602
I dont get why people feel the need for company loyality just because you like 1 chuuba.
I only care about 2 of them. The rest can retire for all I care

>>73597609
And I will use your wife as a seedbed

>>73597726
does she not

>>73597554
You're an idiot.

>>73597651
Don't you fucking talk like that about Da Michi and Pico

>>73597564
Yes.

is there anything interesting about ember

Stop botting you blazers

>>73597825
Her ass

>>73597790
No, I just dont like cheap women and race traitors.

>>73597612
Yes. She's a riot. Very weird woman.

>>73597350
Panko is a liability capipis prefer voting for other teams than vote for her. Sack the shitty coon.

>>73597671
It serves the purpose of giving clippers a broader audience and helping to keep them clipping. It’s not just mindless content cause Pippa was feeling lazy

>>73597612
Yes

>>73597831
If they're the most popular, that just means we get first dibs on the other teams

A thousand votes in, Team Joker made up some ground on Spiral, while Blaze only cemented their lead.

>>73597855
Uhhh whoring yourself out clara is do weird haha

>>73597756
This but I only care about Pippa.

Why is there so much seething out of nowhere? Does dizzy bring the femanons out of the closet?

>>73597825

>>73597918
>is do weird

stupid fucking blazers

Rie is the cutest in Phase Connect but she's not the sluttiest anymore

>>73597602
Wrong I care about phase as a whole. I just don't have time to watch most or they have goofy streaming hours.

>>73596008
>why she always in dizzy's chat

>>73598031
Kek

>>73598031
>Panko placement
kek, saved

RATE THE HOST
RATE THE SHILLING
RATE THE PHASE WARS II HYPE
RATE THE CLIPS
RATE THE STREAM

why did they have to put pippa and jelly on the same team?

>runie
Disgusting

>Dizzy just ends stream
lol

>Raided Runie who starts in an hour over Panko who's literally live
Wait, the bullying rrat is actually real?

>>73598039
They're friends.

>>73598078
meow

Which team will be supported by the JP branch?

[Panko news]
She refunded the game about climbing

>>73597662
>>73597733
what's so funny? i am serious

>>73598156
Spiral of course

>>73598078
Maybe i'm not the saddest in PC/10

>>73598157
She said that during the climbing game stream anon..

>>73598148
>>73598039
They're cliquemates

Hina was the real evil woman huh?

>>73598078
saggy/10
missed the beginning/10
spiral/10
pimpko/10
possibly not worth switching from panko/10

>>73598031
9.5/10 needs a Michi with bigger tits

phase war is an aztec flower war the fish demon is planning to sacrifice the loser's fans to the gods of deaeth wake up sheeple

>>73598227
>Buzzwords.

>>73598031

>>73598311
Lisa you need to lay off the weed.

>>73598182
They are trolling you.

>>73598311
>gods of deaeth

>>73597671

>>73598311
aztec sacrifices were actually to feed the sun so he could continue his battle. they kept numerous statues and would wipe blood on their mouths to help them drink.

Maybe lumischizo has a point, even if it's not the one he intended to make. It is possible to fall for a vtuber, same as a fleshtuber, with all the typical consequences. I can see how Lumi's talk of lipsticks and her bra collection, her PL friends and groomers, and the pathalogical lying can make one jealous. I don't even want to risk starting to be like that, and maybe even actively rejecting the notion of her being a real person might not be enough one day.

Time to go outside and look up at the sky wishing Lumi was lying next to me with our fingers interlinked.

>>73596308
Muyu used to be really into bugs

RATE THE PANDA
RATE THE DIGGERS
RATE THE TESTS
RATE THE SHOVELWARE
RATE THE STREAM

Man. Self posting after you got Btfo'd is a special kind of sad.

>>73598567
>interlinked
interlinked

>>73598312
Dizzy and Lumi genuinely unironically hate each other.
Been that ways since the first Tsunderia v. Cyberlive War
The only reason they hang together is out of circumstances. Both had to survive and found their connections benefited each other. It's a pure business.
That's the difference between genuine friendship and a clique

>>73598598
gold
absolute kino
love panko
miss my racist panda already

>>73598598
cutest/10
we call them diggas/10
make hime play this/10
it was fucking awful/10
uuu I miss Panko/10

>>73598598
racoon/10
Digga/10
1/10
Mucho texto/10
10/10

>>73598134
Apologize retard.

Phase friend my little sister is streaming
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QqN4LMkaoTs

I enjoy body cam streams
I love watching cops with my sisterwife

>>73598598
Kino, cinema even.

>>73598598
kgb honeypot/10
chinese simulator/10
she was so bad at that shit game/10
fun idea/10
didn't overstay its welcome/10

Man. I just came to the realization that I'm 30 years with no future old watching pretend anime girls play video games. Where did my life go so wrong.

>>73598542
if you are that fragile maybe don't watch vtubers
my 2 cents, but in the end it is an industry built on that

>>73598756
I like Pippa comfy streams

>>73598837
You didn't start sooner?

>>73598843
You are not immune to propaganda

>>73598837
When you underperformed in school and never learned a trade and you never went out at night to make connections with the people who could hook you up with an easy non-work job for life.

>>73598631
t. Schizo

>>73598923
maybe, but I'm ironypilled and incapable of emotional attachment.

>>73598976

>>73595886
>Underwear
>FORBIDDEN

Bare ass
>>73591520
>It's okay because it's Hololive

>>73599136
Keep thinking that, your day will come.

>>73599233
UOOOOHHHH

https://tiermaker.com/create/phase-connect-all-gens-16724230
Is this accurate?

>>73599233

>>73599273
Fighting games are for pedophiles so only a few girls should be in that image

>>73599248
nah. I've been watching vtubers before phacon existed

>>73599136
Somewhat same, I can attach and detach at the drop of a hat, there is a macabre taste to the consumption of a soul, the pain is proof that it was real.They do tell you not to get drunk off you own supply after all.

>>73599233
Gura posters win yet again

Pippa should finish more often

>>73599332
So have I. Your day will come.

>>73599321
There are fighting games other than Smash

>>73599385
Yeah me

>>73595900
NOW (Literally right now)
Dead hour

SOON
Runie Ruse (22:00UTC | 1h5m | RP: Princess Runie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyrDPi33f10
Nasa, Michiru, Pico & Iori (23:00UTC | 2h5m | Content Warning)
Nasa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q_mOh0xk48
Michi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQAujYeR87U
Pico: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR3qy87z3IA
Iori: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQTkC1YhFdU
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 2h5m | Members Only: Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGClz7_GR9A

LATER
Himemiya Rie (00:00UTC | 3h5m | Yu-Gi-Oh: Master Duel w/ Nova)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRThHVp4HPU
Dizzy Dokuro (00:00UTC | 3h5m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@dizzydokuro/streams
Kokoromo Memory (04:00UTC | 7h5m | Memory Cooking: Natto Pancakes - 10k Celebration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqAwGmQHan4
Kaminari Clara & Kannagi Loki (06:00UTC | 9h5m | Who's Your Daddy?!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxkd_lJsNWY
Gram Pico (09:00-14:00UTC | 12h5m-17h5m | Members Only: Gartic Phone)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 12h5m | Ring Fit Adventure)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Ayase Yuu (22:00UTC | 14h5m | Overwatch 2 Collab)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 17h5m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule for at least another week
>Ember's internet is kill, streams are up in the air until it's repaired
>Pico is taking submissions about Runie for the collab next week https://forms.gle/ojy3rphFCTDSw1Hm6
>Multiview for the JP Content Warning Collab https://holodex.net/multiview/AAKM6Q_mOh0xk48%2CAMKMSQAujYeR87U%2CKAKMcR3qy87z3IA%2CKMKMLQTkC1YhFdU%2CUAEMchat0%2CUMEMchat1

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi & Panko

>>73599393
>buuuuh rosemisama isn't like that Tekken is different!
It's not.

>>73598837
Assuming you're American, literally just open a community college catalog and pick a trade to get certified in. A year or two later you will be middle class.

I've been doing housework all day and have ignored the thread, is it finally less brown than last night?

>>73599498
No

>>73599459
oh that content warning with the jp's should be fun

>>73598837
At home and at school. Where your parents failed you society should have been your safety net. You never learned the things you were supposed to, never made the connections in time. Suicide might be the only solution. At least that's what I consider for myself at times.

If you aren't team spiral what do you plan on doing when you lose?

>>73599498
Less brown than last night but still pretty cringe.

>>73599586
I'm gonna rape Jelly.

>>73599483
That's hilarious anon thanks.
t.used to be in paper mills doing millwright work constantly doing 80 hour weeks surrounded by broken poisoned junkies

I HAVE A WANT, I HAVE A NEED

TO FUCK DIZZY'S PUSSY UNTIL SHE GIVES IIIIIIN

PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!! GOING TO MULTIPLY SPECIES!!!

DIZZY'S SLIMY PUSSY IS THE ONE THING I NEEDED!

PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP

OH MAN I'M GONNA CUM!

SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT

>>73599623
Just don't spend your paycheck on drugs and you can spend it on getting more certs, then a house.

>>73599634
Best post I've seen in days

>>73599634

>>73599363
Can't stop
Won't stop

speaking of which, are we watching goob in 3 hours or does she overlap with phase?

>>73598837
You thought you were above doing the dirty, plebby, disreputable, unserious things your peers engaged in and thought being called mature was a compliment rather than a warning.

>>73599714
>Basking in favoritism like it was an accomplishment.
This just reflects badly on the whole site.

>>73599273
lia and muyu would be so cheap

>>73599687
If you don't factor in time lost and chances never to reoccur.

>>73595886
This was a smart decision by jannie, clearly the underwear was unnecessary.

Filian stream soon. So excited!
https://www.twitch.tv/filian

>>73599634
TIME TO MULTIPLY SPECIES

>>73599623
Yeah the blue collar thing is genuinely not an option anymore unless it's high level welding or plumbing and they'll fucking hate you for being a soft handed autist who doesn't know sportsball and doesn't smoke.

>>73598631
People in cliques can be friends though

>>73599714
All me

>>73597053
>interrupting stream for 15 minutes today to talk to StabbyOG, a guy who happens to be a friend from before she became a vtuber
Does Lumi seriously not think it's a bad look to do this type of stuff?
She was streaming to an audience of over 1k people and deliberately stopped reading other people's chats, basically took her hands off the keyboard, and only responded to this guy for an extended period of time.
Even if you ignore the rrats and schizo posts that this kind of behavior encourages it's just awful fucking streamer etiquette, ESPECIALLY for a GFE streamer.
And to top it all off the guy acted like a fucking weirdo too.

>>73599827
That time is already lost and you already missed those chances. Either eat buckshot today or put yourself on a track to be a home owner before you're 60.

>>73599634

>>73599913
>Does Lumi seriously not think
Hey now you're getting it

>>73598976
NTA but I was consistently the top of my class and I'm in the same boat. It was never about being smart (more like good at memorization), it was about making connections and being sociable and of fucking course nobody teaches you that until you figure it out yourself when it's too late.

>white collar is gone
>blue collar is gone
what the fuck are my options then? im tired of just watching vtubers all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRThHVp4HPU
apparently hime in 3 hours?

I have a bad feeling things are gonna get worse.

>>73599786
I just like posting Gura
I miss her dearly

>>73599714
Bless you Chumbie.
>>73599745
She is back? Thank you for the notice I only use this thread

Coni and Lumi should collab.

>>73600093
For who? Why?

>>73600047
Crime.

Sell drugs and make a cleaning service with the proceeds.

>>73599714
artist?

>>73600093

>>73600075
>apparently
We've known this all week since Nova put out her schedule and it got reposted /here/

>>73599745
New merch announcement?

>>73599273
Swap Jerry with Clara, the monkey child is all about setting up minions and weird projectiles and comboing you into them for massive damage while you try to find a way around all that bullshit.

>>73600047
If you are american I don't know. If you are Euro just learn programming. The field has 0 competition and ridiculously high pay.

>>73600093
Stop watching the news

>>73600047
>>blue collar is gone
No it's not. They're not going to replace electricians or plumbers with ai in your lifetime, and lawyers aren't going anywhere either.

>>73598976
I realized that everything was fake and gay, that I hated everyone for being fake and gay, and that any job worth a damn was also going to be fake and gay. So I gave up on all that bullshit and set myself up on a decent job with minimal stress I could do without hating myself and afford a decent life. Now I'm set. Could have been an engineer of some kind but fuck that, I'm not slaving away on red tape to feed money to banks and politicians. Honestly I much prefer it this way and after taxes and all the social welfare I leech I probably make more than most people pulling 6 figures unless they're living a hermit life which almost none of them do.

>>73600237
This.
Runie's take on that was genuinely based.

>>73600093
I feel the same way.
Pippa is holding on the verge of leaving Phase and Lumi is about to have an actual monumental yab that drives her to graduate.

>>73600214
it's hard to keep up with that
normally I get my info for streams on twitter but ya know...

>>73600260
an AI plumber would be absolutely hilariously bad though, assuming you didn't hook up the shit pipes I'd watch it

>>73600307
>Pippa is holding on the verge of leaving Phase
Thats not happening, she's just killing of what's left of her old fanbase.

Holy mother of fanfiction.
Meds. All of you.

I'll take the three day, get me quick.

>>73600307
She would be retarded to leave

>Gura puts up window
>suddenly /pcg/ is normal again
Lmao

>>73600385
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WONT TAKE THEM :((((((

>>73600275
>Could have been an engineer of some
> set myself up on a decent job with minimal stress I could do without hating myself and afford a decent life
hi Lumi, I love your streams, please play more factorio on not twitch so I get good vods

>>73595886
Did OP put porn in the catalog again?

>>73599321
That's an absolute bizarre take. Even anime fighters only usually have 1 or 2 loli characters despite typically having relatively large casts.

>>73600396
It is so much quieter now its not even bad.

>>73600443
It was this.

CHYAAAT

>>73600416
She's like the Pied Piper but instead of a flute, she uses her underage body to entice me. I'm too far gone sorry.

>>73600307
PIPPA IS LEAVING PHASE, EVERYONE

>>73600546

>>73600131
>>73600237
This >>73600377 is what I meant.

>>73600510
PANKO MY MANKO!

>>73600559
I've just learned to enjoy her while she's around. I hate that she's the face of EN but it is what it is.

it must kinda suck being pippa
went on hiatus for a fucking week and the retards somehow conclude she is graduating
must feel bad seeing literally everyone around her wishing her demise at every chance they get

>>73600624
Phase is pretty shit now desu nothing but normies and browns. Pippa is right to do it. I have zero interest in watching anymore and I've let my subs lapse.

>>73600412
Yes, we know.

Why does cunny drive away raiders /pcg/?

why the FUCK is rie overlapping with gura?
is she retarded?

>>73600093
Things are bad, and they're only going to get worse
I'm looking forward to it

>>73600712
Cause they are all Twitter faggots

>>73600712
raiders lack testosterone

>>73600688
>went on hiatus for a fucking week and the retards somehow conclude she is graduating
>Anon can't tell that its either retard antis or her yesmen shitposting about her graduating to downplay the fact that she's been running off what's left of her oldfags.

>>73600688
Pippa seemingly hasn’t cared about vtubing for a while. Even before the move she was lazy and barely put in effort. It’s reaching a point where the signs all point to her getting done.

>>73600740
Why should Rie care about overlapping some has-been, washed-up, burnt-out cunt?

>>73600696
No that's just /pcg/you're describing.

>>73600619
It's beautiful isn't it?

>>73600624
Pippa is going through something similar even if on a smaller scale. I just want them to be happy and have fun, I don't care about them being the number 1 or the top, that shit just corrodes you.

>>73600881
/pcg/ is the soul of Phase.

>>73600874
uhh anon, pippa isn't streaming today?

>>73600863
Pippa is done with giving a fuck. She'll never give up her current position because it's free money for almost no effort. Don't worry however you'll still get the lovebombing cycle again to try and keep around a few whales.

>>73600688
so true harine, it's so hard to be a successful vtuber with a fanbase composed primarily of asskissers because you ran out all of your old fans who actually cared

>>73600928
This may be false but it's the truth in my heart.

>>73600928
So what happens when the soul dies but the body remains?

>>73600712
Seething femanons that can't acknowledge their diminishing value, and that things will only get worse. They look at younger women receiving the affection that was theirs, and it fills them with envy, rage and most of all, fear

>>73601041
You get hololive.

Honestly Phase needs a thick chuuba. We got lolis, zoomers and titcows. The one missing niche is thicc.

>>73600740
>gura
Who

>>73601078
What a weird looking gura.

>>73600928
/pcg/ is a tumor

>>73601104
https://www.youtube.com/@eimiisami
https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane

>>73600688
It'd be confusing if dramafags still somehow got to her at this point. Dealing with severe mental illness and obsession is an inescapable part of the business.

JERRY