/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Love my wolf wife

I love Mel

>>73573017
does she a have a massive futa cock?

Have you remembered to worship RatanASS today?

Kuro HATES women

i love kchon!

>>73573614
yeah, me

>>73573073
no

>>73573777
gay

>>73573968
chick with dicks are gay

>>73572935
>Ai op
Why you hate us so much?

>>73574017
Not liking chicks with dicks is gay

>>73573017
i dont remember posting this but yes, i do with every fiber of my being.

off to a really good start with this one, guys

I love Kuro

>>73574856
Dead hours anyway and k9s abandoned us
Better answer this: chicks with dicks or no?

>>73573051
fuck mel is really sexy

>>73574927
>k9s abandoned us
there were no k9s to begin with

You do not deserve my presence, not until my oshi is live.

>>73574975
not true, there were a lot of sexy and cute k9s
I guess they realized just how retarded we are and left. Deserved.

>>73574975
Well that's false. Although they definitely seem more like a community that would make a discord after being here for a while.

>>73574975
really nigga?
>>73574927
hmmm... Depends,can they get pregnants too?

>>73574927
i don't really care as long as i don't have to have sex

>>73575142
Ok, Geega

>>73575051
>we

>>73575350
Thats right. We.

MAN I LOVE HARUKA KARIBU
A
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I

L
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V
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K
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>>73575431
Wuz.

>>73575431
You are retarded, that much I can agree with. Go back.

>>73575513
And so are you

>>73575513
ironic

>>73575431
Can confirm, I am us.

>>73574927
No.

>>73575600
when are you joining, mr. President?

>>73575431
>>73575051
>We

>>73574927
chick with dicks are ok as long as they have a cute face

>>73574927
Yes, cute guys with pussies too

>>73574975
Salim's the true protagonist

>>73576176
>no tits
>no cock
>no waist/hips/ass
whats the point

>>73576270
>Body of a femboy with a cunt
I thought like you once, but then I saw the light. I still prefer gock tho

>>73576527
all the downsides, none of the positives

>>73576270
love and affection

>>73573051
total Mel enslavement

>>73573777
Weak

I'll just keep being a straight guy. Life is easier that way.

Being fucked by Froot's massive cock is pretty straight.

Has Mouse said anything about the DND session that Voldemort was gonna DM?

>>73577664
lol
lmao

>>73577605
God I wish

I missed 3 hours of kuro nyehhh
( ´ー`)

>>73577735
Here is quick recap:
pussy pussy
vampussy
pussy
Oh, I guess I'm racist

>>73577735
I was wondering where kurosis was. Salim is the true protagonist, the CIA americans are retarded, and they are fighting vampires in some ancient ruins where they fell by accident

>>73576270
>>73576623
Kill yourself

>>73578289

>>73577664
Last I remember it was proving difficult to find a time where everyone wasn't busy.

>Let us discuss our relationship during a life or death scenario where Emotions could lead to our deaths
Now I remember why these games are kinda retarded

>>73579444
You must be fun to catch a movie with

>>73578289
No need to berate the weaklings, their small minds can't grasp the greatness and cuteness of guys with pussies

>>73579444
It can be done well, but these games have mostly mid writing

>>73579763
Don't get me wrong, its fucking funny and I like Salim, its still kinda stupid kek

My son is so dumb, he's gonna get everyone killed by the end

Wtf does Katie have a fursona? Yiff in hell.

>>73580183
you are not that bright, hm?

>>73577852
I've seen a bit of this game from another streamer on youtube..super massive games really do feel lame and the monsters suck to. "_"

>>73580183
it isn't 2006 somethingawful anymore, bro. everybody has a fursona these days

I missed you guys, live ain't the same without the general.

>>73580857
have some titties

>>73580857
Can you suck my cock?

I'm so bricked up right now

>>73580567
They're still subhuman

Zen cock status?

>>73581227
pot calling the kettle black

>>73580946
https://vocaroo.com/1nllrfktnKtm

Looks like Cyclethon is practically guaranteed $700k this time, with a shot at $750k, huge jump over last year. I wonder if that's going to eat into Mouse oilers' subathon budgets or, conversely, if it suggests it's going to be the biggest subathon yet.

Why would Haruka and Geega do this?

>>73581493
absolutely inhuman

>>73581493
Because they're actual unironic evil people. Only someone like that would try to do something like that to Henya. She's perfect the way she is and she doesn't need to change, nor should she.

Been gone for a week. What'd I miss?

>>73581723
Gunrun died

>>73581723
Big things are coming.

Zen has a surprise for us

>>73581723
Huh I just got back from a week away too

>>73580183
are vtubers really any better

ZEN LIVE

>>73582124
Yes.

Day saved

>>73582102
What is this expression supposed to convey?

>>73581493
I still chuckle every time I remember Matas visit to japan and imagine Henya spending the whole time sitting at her window with her rifle

>>73582192
why her ass so fat?

>>73582351
to take fat shits

>>73581447
youre attributing a lot to mouse but this has been connors most supported event by their streamer friends in raids and donations. she doesnt get that for most events. subathon meta is getting more stale too.

>>73580413
They had one banger with Until Dawn and all the rest have been shit coasting by on that success

>>73582351
to better sit on my face

>>73582392
>>73582454
these two posts have a correlation

>>73582400
I haven't caught a lot of this one but last year there was a lot of whale overlap between cyclethon and Mouse subathon.

>>73582442
Yeah that one was kind of scary first time I saw but, I confused about how they portrayed wendigo monster

>>73581447
He already hit 703k yesterday
Today is the last day I'm interested if he'll get to 800k

>>73582118
Dropping her pants, right?

>>73582454
I'm worried we've peaked with schoolgirl Zen

beach zen?

>Beach background
GET DOWN, DICK DESTRUCTION IN PROGRESS

>>73583507
Don't jinx it...

holy sex

Another return of an old outfit. The dragon swimsuit.

Nice "outfit" retard...

>>73583507
>>73583651
nevermind

UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OLD OUTFIT SEXXXXXXXX

god I love short shorts

So real to her roots for staying a VR mute for the first 40 minutes of every stream

Yep, it's still super hot.

speaking of zen, the zen poll has finished:

https://strawpoll.com/wby5A9e1kyA/results

Top 3:
1) Bartender Zen
2) Schoolgirl Zen
3) Milf / Grandma Zen

Bottom 5 (had no votes):
1) 1.0 Dragon Zen
2) 2D Gecko Zen
3) Vampire Zen (Halloween 2022)
4) Goth Mirko Zen
5) Candy Pop Explosion Zen

The shorts look weird. Like they weren't modeled correctly or something.

Zen owes me sex

>>73584093
Probably just clipped pants herself of something
Any VRchat vet has some blender experience

Her tummy looks a lot tighter and thinner in this model, which is my thing

Kuro might do facecam

>>73582829
>evil spirit possesses people who commit cannibalism and drives them to murder and eat more and more
It fit the wendigo myth perfectly as far as I'm aware

>>73580978
Dunno if they will, but I can

>>73584418
literally why

>>73584418

>>73584426
trad wife in training

>>73584442
why not

>>73584442
why not

>>73584418
He should do a cock cam

>>73583978
so THAT'S fine but god forbid there's a skirt over

>>73584442
Because he's incredibly cute. Sorry you're very ugly.

anyone got the webm?

Zen is talking about the new panels on her about section and dear god is it a mess.

bros
i want to fuck zen

>>73584856
Gay

>>73584674
huh

The new island is pretty neat though.

>>73584847
I feel like I opened a sketchy porn site with ad block off

>>73584674
It's because she's in a beach setting.

>>73584856
red dragon is sexiest

Zen's chat is hilarious. All of chat is horny, but you have the white knights pretending not to be.

why won't zen point her ass at the camera

>>73585084
There is a reason we lost the ability to Kirby slorp Zen's tits.

>>73585111
trust the process

>>73585084
>TTS thirsting over her
>"KEKW" "BASED"
>Zen says some equivalent of bruh
>"Weirdge" "YEP ban"

Tangia got old pretty fast Oldge stopbeingOld

>>73584431
I looked back at internet and I guess I got the monster confused with a different one. I will give up my cryptologist license

>>73585729
Getting her Texan card revoked with that statement

Burgerbros is airsoft a thing in US?

Zen is too wary about showing her backside.

>>73584442
it is what it is

>>73586006
Yes, very much so.

>>73586006
No people take real guns to school

>>73586006
Yes.

Did you guys ever see that hockey player jump kick the other one in the neck?

ok zen stop shaking those hips WHORE

>>73586006
There's a massive airsoft/milsim community in the US. Idk why anyone would think otherwise.

>>73586149
Did he get a murder sentence for it?

>>73586260
keep shaking them

>>73586260
No don't, that was actually really cute.

Haruka, age 30

>>73586149
Where do people watch all their gore shit now that Liveleak is gone?

>>73586149
Yeah, that was fucked. Though I'm surprised people getting fucked up by skates isn't more common.

>>73586292
Probably just gets overlooked because of the real guns, when you see a european talk then pull out a rifle you assume it's airsoft most of the time, it's very big in Germany

https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1779194708314505677
Gluten allergy is making her desperate

>(door_close) I'm home. Oh god, what's that smell. Oh, Hi Zen. (laughter)

>>73586297
I think he has a pending manslaughter case
>>73586503
I saw it, among many other gorey videos, on Twitter/X.

>>73586639
I was just about to make that same joke. Are you me?

The physics on Zen's model are nice...

>>73586727
I need my tongue in that navel

>>73586696
No, i'm just in your walls

>>73586790
Well I'm in your head.

you ever look at zen's tits and think "i want to drown in those"

heavenly spotted gooning to zen again, get those cacodemons out!

zen?

>>73586847
Every day

>>73586881
HUH

What does Zen mean by this pose?

>>73586997
Subconscious need to be bred

>>73587070
yeah
by me

They're so bouncy

>>73587132
Imagine them bouncing on your dick.

>>73584847
advanced gg is still a thing? I thought company went under after CEO had gamer moment

Zen knows what she's doing.

Zen...

Zen seething internally because the model's feet look like this instead of something more appealing

slutreya

why he gotta shower

>>73587358
zen breathed on him

>>73587358
He gooned too hard

>>73587392
It should have been me

Something about the way her clothes and legs clip into her stomach makes her look like she has a protruding tummy.

>>73587358
Man needs a cold shower to maintain his composure.

>>73587358
If you wouldn't shower before playing a game with your oshi then you're a sick sick man

oh my god

>>73587505
Zentrehips

>Shakira

>>73587505
>>73587541
Her hips did not in fact lie.

>>73587505
Looking ZentreHip ZentreHip

FUCK YOU TWITCH

I MISS HER

>>73587551
Imagine if Zen were to do an actual dancing stream...

Man...

Man btw

Her Hips were too dangerous to be kept (a)live

HOLD

bring her back

>>73587609
If a man does those movements and women can't, I'm switching sides

>>73587629
*clicks someone else*

no...

um
guys?

>>73587713
And Zen just raided Barefoot soooooo lmao

zen raiding her mod, it's over

>>73587713
HOLD I SAID!!!

>>73587774
erm

Zen raided Elle, I'm guessing its internet problems again

Well, shit
goon time is over, I'll pick the whore again

Twitch said FUCK WHORES

One day a vtuber will abruptly go offline and they will have been nuked, and your last moments before getting nuked yourself will be shitposting

>>73587505
Here you go.

One day a vtuber will abruptly go offline and they will have been cummed, and your last moments before getting cummed yourself will be shitposting

>>73587982
What does it mean to be cummed

>>73587982

Time to watch Vei

>>73587973
holy sex

>>73587982
I know you're talking about getting cummed inside but that honestly just sounds like a Mel CB stream.

>The only member until 6pm
AGGGGGGGGG

Zen sad

>>73587973
Hips too strong for Texas internet.

>>73588082
I'm sure she'll go live again if she can figure it out.

>>73588082
>Man
Uh guys?

>>73588292
Yeah, me.

>>73588292
Man is what she calls me

>>73588292
sorry that's me, i tripped the powerplug when i saw zen shaking them hips

>>73587973

>>73588292
Yeah me, that's what she calls me when she's sad and sits on bed with me asking for a hug.

>>73588361
>>73588364
>>73588429
You guys need to stop this it's not healthy

>>73588501
You need to accept reality, anon.

SOMEONE GO LIVE OR I'LL watch a Mika vod

>>73588501
No.

>>73588292
Saying "man..." is like saying "oh man..." which is like saying "darn..." or just making an exasperated sigh to show you're feeling sad about something.

https://files.catbox.moe/bhy20e.mp4

I'm starting to wonder if this game really is about washing dishes

>Zen is currently having angry sex with her boyfriend.

>>73588699
Where is this audio from

>>73588727
My bedroom

>>73588709
yeah me

>>73588620
https://streamable.com/qdx6i2

>>73588709
I'll get back to you when we're done

>>73588501
Zen and I have a very healthy relationship.

>>73588877
I love that moment.

>>73588877
MY OSHI IS REAL TO ME

When is Limes/Matara collab?

>>73589233

Geega sad

>>73589345
wonder who the other two people will be

>>73589345
>CW

>>73589370
The perfect cover story...

>>73589448
She already decided she didn't want to do Content Warning after playing it yesterday.

>>73589580
Inshallah

I am mommy's special Momo.

Why Can't Zen just buy a pre-built?

>>73589673
Too dumb, but just smart enough to be dangerous.

>>73589642
The last batch of Momos said the same and now they're dead

>>73589768
Ah yes the cycle continues

brosh...

Mel painting later

>>73589673
Why, did she fuck up installation?

>>73589954
what's fraiki up to these days, still /out/?

>>73590351
So /out/ she may just wrap back around to being so /in/

>>73590351
Too much personality. Banished by the clique.

>>73590351
To this day, no one can understand what she's saying

Anyone know if there is actually a mouse collab today? Some anon vague posted about it yesterday but never said anything else.

>>73590636
No clue I figured she be on for the last day of the cycle

>>73590684
I know she said she might stream the end of the cycle instead of the beginning and do something afterwards. Idk about and collab though.

I enjoy my weekend with Aunty Henya

>>73590004
>speed painting
Ah, so that's what the Orc challenge on her schedule is. That sounds fun.

VeeShoujou strim doko?

>>73590684
>last day of the cycle
An actual collab, anon. Not restreamed bullshit.

>>73591236
Mata in 2ish hours

>>73586639
>>73586696
Its very popular in Russia, you can drink trees.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birch_sap

can someone at vshojo hq please just fucking pay someone to fix zen’s PC already

if we start harassing zen by saying she’s faking pc problems to not stream do you think it would piss her off enough to let someone fix it?

>>73591943
That would require Zen to reveal who or what she actually is.

>>73592044
how about I harass your ass

>>73592059
retard anon. she’d already have to have done so to make the kind of business deals she has

>>73592059
We already know the truth

>>73592059
Zen talked to some vshojo girls and to her stuff via a phone and she signed the contract under her real name. Its not the issue.

>>73592235
hory shet!!!!

>>73592059
>or what
https://youtu.be/oqVIk6yet7k?t=15

>>73592127
Yeah, no one ever has a representative or anything.

Do people still ship ZenxHenya or is it just me? What ships do people get passionate over? (Besides (you)xOshi)

>>73592419
Why are you shipping friends? That's disgusting and says a lot about how you view personal relationships.

>>73592419
Did people ever ship them?
They always give off 'older and younger sister who look out for eachother' vibes

>>73592419
Shipsisters by far the most. Besides them though maybe Haruka Arielle? Zen Haruka?

>>73592452
Shipping is arguably human nature. Doesn't excuse people being creeps about it.

>>73592631
HaruAri is my otp

>>73592631
https://youtu.be/hBM1jIdxGpo

>>73592419
I don't ship Zen and Henya. I just recognize the reality that Henya regularly demolishes Zen's asshole with her giant genius cock.

>>73592419

>>73592814

>>73592631
yeah shipsisters are the only ones you really see outside of /here/. the others only really exist in fanart.

>2 big things are coming

>>73593057
Careful now, don't let Henya see that. She may post it to twitter during an untimely mental break by Zen and we'll get California Girls part 2

>>73592419
ZenxGeckos

>>73593204
>2 big things are coming

>>73593294
>tfw no quadruble paizuri from Ari, Hime, Zen, and Mata

>>73592557
I've (jokingly) shipped them here before because they're cute when scheming together but it's never been serious. Also they're a good pairing in terms of porn but that's not serious shipping.

If Haruka wasn't so oblivious I probably would seriously ship Haruka and Arielle but Haruka is too fucking dense and making circles to notice Ari begging for sex. Their relationship is literally picrel

>>73593294
What if Haruka and Ari outfit swapped

>>73593471
Ari could be eating Haruka out on a daily basis and Haruka would say "Huh? No, we've never had sex. You just do that thing with your mouth."

>>73593204
She had a horrible time and would never join our black company
https://streamable.com/70bkyj

shouldn't mom be live right now?

>>73594112
https://twitter.com/MataraKan/status/1779216869183910236

>>73594122
mating press

>dishwashing simulator

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
SOMEONE GO LIVE ALREADY

>>73594671
picrel must be how it be like for her to hide the skippy sex tapes from soda

>>73594689

https://youtu.be/5X49P8AlU2Y
Ghost chuuba with metal gear brainrot playing Twin Snakes for the first time, in 5 minutes

You like the zen bikini yes?

>>73595020
I liked it more when she was live :(

>>73595020
I think she would look better if she took it off

>>73595002
>>73594410
Oh no and I have to miss it all cause I need to sleep.

>Zen not live
>No other Vshojo live
>None of my favourite liggers live
>NL not live
I have to watch Rainhoe play minecraft, why did Vshojo do this to me?

>mata refuses to go live because I'm watching my dad fish with my mom
I love my wife

>>73595456
Nobody has to watch rainhoe, don't put yourself through that. Just browse the vtuber tag or go watch some videos.

new thread
>>73595661
>>73595661
>>73595661