/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Meche did a thigh study.

>>73568605
Goddamn

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

The removal of the IP counter is the worst thing to happen to this site in recent history.

>>73568859
samefags are obvious enough

What does it mean?
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1778968856532267319

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; wrapped up in soft silk covers, her plump spinneret pressed into me providing warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I Can breath in her Amismeel...perfect...

Eber...
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1779031635192590699

>>73568859
It's only a problem if you have paranoid traits.

>>73570019
You of all people saying this is so fucking funny given how easy you are to track

This thread isn't better

>>73570157
It won't be until SEA hours end.

>>73570157
We must deploy thread improvement measures. Begin the hornyposting.

>>73570115
I can see why you of all people would feel that way.

>>73570511
I made this post (?)

>>73570508
I want to kiss my spidermom all over her soft body so fucking bad it's unreal, I want all the Ami sounds and noises, her little toes curling, grasping the bed sheets and meowing, god....

>>73570508
Now this I can get behind

>>73570808
Sex. Pure sex.
https://youtu.be/8CvqmD0CZao

>>73570508
I want to cook for Dizzy and make her soft and happy

She will be free to babble about gay Digimon while I rub her belly and tell her she's a good girl...

>>73571036
But will you take care of her nephews too?

>>73570508
hell yeah

>went to sleep at 7PM
We are going back to her having a messed sleep schedule and going menhera over constantly oversleeping and having to delay by 2 hours like she did this last stream?

>>73571415
People like Movict actually wish for something like that

>>73571111
Without question

Mio paypig intel, Mio only refunded the big donos, she kept donos that were 20 dollars or less

does mio have a rape fantasy/fetish?

>>73571280

Did Mio say anything at all on this space or was it all sleep?

>>73571769
better than nothing,refunding small donos is actually not worth with how much of a spam refund she was doing in such short notice wouldn't surprise me if she risked to trigger some paypal security and get her account flagged for fraudulent activity or something

>>73571852
for like the first 20 minutes

>>73571769
she went schizo again?

>>73571866
she still had to refund thousands of dollars

>>73570508
Impregnating Ember. Brainstorming baby names with Ember. Taking care of Ember when the morning sickness hits. Cooking whole feasts daily to satisfy Ember's increased appetite. Feeding Ember all of the weird things she starts craving. Breaking the good news to your families and friends with Ember. Decorating the baby's room with Ember. Buying baby clothes with Ember. Laying your hand on Ember's belly and feeling the baby kicking. Taking Ember to her ultrasound scans. Being there for Ember when the hormones make her moody and depressed. Rushing Ember to the hospital at 4am as she goes into labor. Holding Ember's hand and assuring her everything will be okay as she screams at you in pain. Witnessing Ember give birth to your firstborn child. Tearing up when you see yours and Ember's baby for the first time. Holding the baby with Ember. Bringing the baby home with Ember. Raising a happy and healthy child with Ember. Reassuring Ember that pregnancy only made her body even more beautiful. Impregnating Ember half a dozen more times. Raising a wonderful family with Ember. Happy life with Ember.

>>73571866
It really bummed me out she refunded mine. I just want to support her now I've got to make sure I donate extra on a stream she's happy with to make up for random future refunds.

>>73570157
I miss Rei...

Mio woke up!

>>73571866
hahaha flatulent activity

>>73572647

Midsemi Midlock

Mojey is SEA right?

>>73573108
no he is her favorite timezone and one of the main pusher of short stream because this way he won't miss any second of Mio live, consider he openly admitted to not watch VODs

>>73573213
He acts like and ESL monkey who can't read the room

>>73570508
Taking sheepy's hand and listening to her ramble about music I don't understand for 45 minutes

>>73573250
He is a legit simp, no one matters but him and if he feels like missing any attention

>wake up
>instantly menhera

I just want to cuddle Mio in bed until she's forced to be happy.

>>73573349
Whats worse about this message is that the fucking Halo VOD is up in the channel and would have know what happened if he watched the parts he missed from it, but he doesn't watch vods so he send dumb shit like this

Mio lost thousands...

>never made as much money in a single day
>goes schizo and refund

>>73572266
Just donate on a normal stream then. Her 'guilt' levels were too high, and she was getting bombarded with donos whilst being upset. Mio's a sweetheart and wants to feel like she 'earned' it

>>73570508

Starting to think it's not a /mio/ split we need but a /beerpal/ split.

>He's donating again

>>73573349
this guy went from alright, to mildly inconvenient, to a nuisance

>>73573928
So fucking annoying

>>73573349
I absolutely despise namedropping but this guy either can't read a room or really craves all of the attention. Probably both.

JUST SHUT UP THE FUCK UP ALREADY WITH THE NAMEDROPPING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

She had made 4000 just yesteday and refunded everything

Wait, did I hear right? She refundend 4000?

>>73574226
All because some greynigger made her feel like shit about it

>>73573766
My brain won't let me get horny for Saya, it has completely and utterly daughterzoned her

She's dead set on refunding. I'm going to wait a day or two.

>>73574273
This dude?
It was funny so I took a screenshot

>>73574331
How this kind of people even feel tempted to click on a vtuber livestream?

>>73574331
Kek

>>73574226
>buy asset on booth
>customize a bit
>show on stream
>get $4000 even with scuff
i wish my job was that easy

>>73573720
Sounds like a skill issue for that loser. Amazon kneepads are a cheap start.

>>73574331
>1 fucking grey retard
>refunds 4000 bucks on a loss
If Mogu did his job maybe we wouldn't have these problems

Paypal is living good of Mio

>>73574595
For
>>73574331
Skill issued myself

>>73574636
how you can preemptive block him?

>>73574287
I want your daughter to step on my balls

Times like these I'm amazed Mio has survived in this industry for this long. Maybe there is enough good in this world to balance out the bad.

>>73574709
He needs to ban faster she had to stop and try to do it herself she needed to ask him to do it

>>73574117
Sometimes I feel like the only person left in this general who is actually here to just fucking enjoy Mio and her content rather than to shit the place up by liveposting her Twitter and obsessing over her chat.

>>73574828
He is the only mod she has and he is also somewhat helpful but he seriously focused more on chatting like a normal viewer than doing his job, the other 2 mogus are freeloading a paycheck from her for....doing nothing, one of these other 2 mogus post on discord, sometimes.

At the very least Mogu#1.2 refuse the paycheck

>>73574928
How are you supposed to ignore her psychosis when it IS the content

apparently i threw up and pass out before Mio even drank anything. i am also surprised i didnt get ban

just let me rape mio

>>73575204
I posted this

>>73574728
what balls? lol gottem

>>73574331
I mean he's not wrong

>wake up
>another Mio meltdown
>vods membered
>refunds
Being a beerpal is painful

i think some anons or viewers enjoy seeing the tragic isolation and mental degradation of mio, her doing these self destructive actions and venting to her audience will really have negative consequences :/

>>73575527
I can fix her

>>73575273
pretty rude desuwa

My spidermom is waking up beautiful today and I need to surprise her with breakfast in bed to celebrate the weekend; french toast, bacon, fresh fruit and hot coffee for her to start the day

>>73575450
not just any refunds, she refunded 4000 dollars, it was the most she had done in a single day in over 1 year

Now they'll just donate again and get more attention, by refunding them she paid to give them attention this stream
>Verification not required.

>>73575799
it's the exact same paypigs as always, they would donate again regardless

>>73575273
Asta...

>>73575695
and a cigarette

>>73575527
>i think some anons or viewers enjoy seeing the tragic isolation and mental degradation of mio
That's been obvious for at least the past year, if not longer. If you also account for the people who don't actively enjoy her suffering but just don't really care about her wellbeing as long as they get what they want from her then you probably have at least half of her entire current audience accounted for. It's completely fucked.

I'm more mad i didn't cum yesterday to Mio

>>73576161
Which chuuba enters their smoking arc next? Please not Lisa...

>>73576570 (me)
i mean cum to Mio yesterday.

>>73575929
Don't worry Airi, I can assure you that Asta still has his. Both of them. I checked.
Anyway, completely unrelated, can I interest you in some fresh Korean meatballs?

>>73576642
Lisa has severe asthma so I don't think she'll ever take up smoking unless she wants to die

Mio is too heavy

>>73577054

I want to fuck the cow

I want to fuck the cow

I want to fuck the cow

>>73568605
Speaking of Meche, she's singing right now
https://youtu.be/NwMYxDNQjxg

I want to fuck the cow

>>73578347
Falling to the midboss's music dorky idol attack!

Touching Alias's a no no zone

>>73579296
Why is she not wearing underwear

>>73579608
ghosts don't need underwear

>>73579296
ALI'S ASS
YES YES

>>73568605
>>73578347
>Meche wants to do 3D
I am imagining

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

she's great as a virtual gf but I would never want to actually date Mio

>>73580264
She's literally a girlfriend. You're already dating her

>>73580264
i would, just to get free sex from her.

>>73579851
>*Continues imagining*

>>73580264

>>73580452
Kill yourself

>>73580264
>>73580452
Both of you should order rope off Amazon right now.

>>73580452
>>73580264

bait

i am jerking off to these mio noise, i will make sure to let her know later too that i busted a big fat load to her sleeping sounds

>>73577516
I can't wait to see her again, I hope she'll be happy and refreshed when she's back

>>73580681
Fuck now i am edging because she woke up

>>73579624
id argue people that float above and through people have the biggest need

>>73580786
No more zoomba for this calf, soft veal from now on

>>73577516
Man if drawfriend ever opens requests again I need this cow with some fucking MEAT, the kinda that wobbles during zumba/zoomba

Mio is gone...

I really love Mio.

>>73581278
Seems like he's been going through it recently, I hope he's doing well

Mio...

wose...

Hi, I hope you have a fantastic Freaky Weeky. I love my cute, charming spidermom and her knuckles slamming into my stomach, churning my innards and saturating me with glee. I'm Ami's punching bag

>7 hour Twitter space
Anything interesting happen, or was it just her being asleep?

>>73582825
Sleeping and menhera

I know it wasn't the only reason but my inexcusable schizo ranting to her yesterday definitely played a part too in influencing her terrible mood during the stream today and while i was feeling bad already yesterday i got a massive whiplash around the end of the stream and felt like shit, thank god the space made her feel better so i do feel more relieved too.
I apologized yesterday already and thinking it wasn't enough but if i do a more proper apology now it will just have the opposite effect.

>>73582825
not really, she slept through a lot of it, then talked about some random stuff, and that's it

>>73582825
>>73582856
Mamalesta namedropped her while she was sleeping

>>73583225
I had volume up and was there the entire time I'm pretty sure it didn't happen

>>73572258
>Impregnating Ember
Stopped reading there, I just want her to carry my genes and introduce my inferior DNA into her bloodline, she can raise it on her own, yea I'm a scumbag

>>73583225
Yeah her name is miori

>>73581772
Dizzy and Drawfriend....

>>73582230
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

>>73583225
everyone already knows her real name is malimba

>>73583692
One must imagine them happy

>>73570508
I miss my onahole
https://files.catbox.moe/pkmiug.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/890xqp.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2e02xl.jpg

>>73584256
My beloved O-chan...

Thinkign of wool...

>>73585276
if sheep why fangs?

>>73585374

fuck AIDSnyan
fuck Kizu
Fuck Socialistdoggo
Fuck JDBenefield

>>73570508

>>73585810
Horny discussion about Ms. Aranha during recess with the other buckos

>>73585781
?

>SEA hours end
>bait posts stop
Like clockwork

>>73586373
>Ami secretly listens in so she knows how to better tease buckos during class

>>73585374
To frickin' get you!

>>73586573

Meru Love!

>>73586573
Fuck, it's really weird seeing SEA taking the Brazilians' spot as the scourge of the Internet. Maybe they were just obnoxiously loud...

>>73586676
>Ms. Aranha giving off peeks of her winter coat while reaching up to write stuff on the chalkboard

It's a good day to love Dizzy! But everyday is like that :D

>>73587278
>Ms. Aranha "accidentally" putting the desks too close together so her ass pushes them aside as she walks up and down the class room

Please sirs, has anyone seen this man?

>>73587640
Try asking in /jidf/

>>73586846
Someone should post the Castlevania 2 Horrible Night transition screen tonight come 10-11pm EST

>>73587424

>>73586695

>>73587678
The tunnels...

>>73587640
*gulp*
Sorry, anon, I have no idea who that man is and have never seen him before in my life.

>>73588974
DAMN YOU EEL WOMAN

She'll just get these thousands back next week

>>73588974
WHERE'S MY MAIN MAN KAZU? WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING HIM?

>>73588974
Wait a minute...

thinking about ami's soft chelicerae wrapped around my head sucking my brain out till im just a drooling zombie

>>73587424
DIZZY's horrible and unfair situation that a sweet girl like her doesn't deserve to be put through HATE

>>73588974
I should be the one getting vored, it's not fair...

I hate this idiot so much
Shes cute
Shes funny
Her voice is perfect
BUT HER ASMR IS SO SHIT

Jelly.................

>>73591089
Idungetit

>>73591217
elon musk is a person who's not very good at his job

>>73591304
I see, prosecuting Jelly for her actual crimes is fine but false ones just aren't fair

>>73583157
holy fuck same actually, i schizoposted yesterday and felt terrible when she broke down on stream. i dunno how im supposed to make it up to her and i feel guilty just watching the stream

>>73591217
Ami is in the perfect position...

>>73591932
perfect for what?

>>73591932
>>73592005

>>73591217
Was thinking about this again when meche was talking about wanting a 3d model earlier
Imagine the VRC collab...

Ami is live and listening to videogame music!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1D-WHSEzck

Mio Love!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK

>>73593391
Pure kino

>>73590581
ASMR triggers have never had any effect on me at all so I have no idea what's good and what isn't in that regard, but she's really good at the roleplay side at least

>>73592274
Dios mio

>>73593800
She's fauna tier trash at asmr
All she does is scrub the mic it gives me headaches after a few minutes
Simply tapping or rubbing the ears is a million times better and doesn't turn your waveform into the berlin wall
Nice dubs

>Somebody has been trying to circumvent the one submission per person rule
>I know this because they sent their submissions one after the other and they put big ASCII art in all of them
kek

Autistic buckos please ...

I've never played a game and not immediately muted the in game music

>You guys gotta learn to read, I'm sorry. I can't keep it in any longer. Please read!

>>73594477
No I swear having some non-diegetic gay little orchestra sweating down your cochlea really helps you immerse yourself into the game world.
I have been playing without ingame music for so long I tend to forget games have a soundtrack at all.
Like rust has a soundtrack? The fuck?

[Ami news] She ordered an MRE. Nice.

>Sorry, I did just say "toot" like five times, didn't I?

JUST DO IT UP

>>73594636
Yeah man fuck watching TV with the sound on, just give me subtitles

Ami has invented Pringlescore

>>73594849
A guitar materializing inside your ear canal when you fight a boss is totally the same thing as watching a movie right
You are such a smart little guy

>>73595049
You'd think you wouldn't just admit to being retarded if you're this insecure about it

>>73594890
>Just finding out about Pringlescore in 2024

>>73595049
Yeah man I hate it when the music swells during a dramatic moment in a film, it should just be silent

>>73595264
>>73595222
videogames

Buckos are more autistic than usual today

anon i think you've got audiotism

>>73595321
I didn't read this post

>>73595049
Have you tried not wearing headphones every moment of your life and listening to things through speakers? You seem really fixated on how close the sound is to your ear

MY EARS AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

Good thing Lumi trained my ears for sudden noise escalations

>>73595458
How is that relevant at all?
Non-diegetic music kills immersion thats all
The second I hear music coming from the heavens I am immediately reminded this is a limited toybox and the lead dev thought this scene was really cool.

>>73595487
I believe that's called "deafness"

Toriyama-sama...

FUNK FUNK FUNK YEAH

FARTY BASS

>>73595614
>doesn't hear non-diagetic music in real life
>probably doesn't hear the laugh track or commercials either
ngmi

>>73595614
It's very relevant. Listening to music on some shitty earbuds is worlds different than studio monitors. It's a worthy investment

>>73591768
Okay if you want to samedag for a reply I'll bite. Just don't be a retard, shut up, and cheer her on next stream without talking about your autistic mistakes. It's really not that hard. This is the only (You) I will give.

>Win a game magazine contest
>Get to drive a fucking tank
Man the 90's were wild

What's so scary about this? The average /tsunX/ dog is skrunklier than this thing.

>>73596214
Look at the eyes it's literally possessed by Satan.

>>73596160
Meanwhile I bought a terrible microwave burger and all I got was a crummy action-packed trip to Detroit

>>73595904
The music existing is the problem.
I got DT770 Pro's

Ph*se W**kly
https://youtu.be/BrURTN8z26I

>>73596266
there are many beings far more terrifying than satan, anon.

>>73596214
What are you staring at

What the fuck is wrong with buckos?

>>73596454
*cums on u*

EBER

>>73596368
20 seconds of Ember at 6:30...

you will never be HIM

>>73596629
This show somehow nailed down how to get girls horny.

>VERY SOON
VERY SOON
>VERY SOON
VERY SOON
>VERY SOON
VERY SOON
LISA IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION

ipad babby's...

>Plants vs Zombies music

Did they deliberately make two Phase Wars team that perfectly fit Ember (Blaze) and Dizzy (Spiral) knowing they wouldn't be participating or is it just a really stupid coincidence?

>>73596719
Chikafuji Lisa will return from war

>>73596719
YIPPIE YEAH YEAH

>>73596821
>he still thinks the ISP collapse and family meltdown were real and not just excuses to get out of phase events

>>73596893
inshallah

>Ami listened to my music suggestion specifically
Later, buckos.

>>73597190
This is awesome.

Ember is a PIG GIRL

[Ami news]
She is craving cowbell

>that one joke that is not funny
its funny ami. its just offensive.

Are Buckos trying to trick Ami into thinking "scud" is offensive slang or are they dumb? I can't find anything about it.

>>73598145
This has always been a pro scud thread

Ami is urinating right now.

>>73598400
yea on me

>Ami trying and failing every time to match up her seagull squak
I'm dying

>Fishing game? I gotta play this
Oh boy another sex stream

look at all those jelly

>>73599707
>Everyone who plays this gets addicted?
>Should I play it?

Alias is doing a Q&A with her genmates in a moment
https://youtu.be/WgVZA0dWAus

>Shadow the Hedgehog playthrough in November

>>73600025
Live now

God I want to live in the past forever with this dorky spidor

Squeezable and ectoplasmable

I see they're making the most of Alias' collab hosting talent already

>>73600767
I want her to wrangle our four tard kids one day.

>>73600697
Squectoplasmable

RA RA RA

>Alias' first impression of Yumi was "milkable"

>>73601032
She's getting culture shock from being around a Euro, a Brit and an Aussie

>Why do you always bring up cuck stuff?

>I think you're wrong and American
Based

New Zealand mentioned

>Alias, I don't know how long we'd be on that island, but you'd feed us the entire time we were there

>>73601833
shima pls come back

what the fuck is happening

Ami didn't pick my submission for the second time in a roll. She clearly hates me in particular

>>73602179
post the blocked image again

>Another week with two breaks
Oh she does actually hate me personally (confirmed)

[Terrible news]
Alias is on a strict diet (only four twinkies a day)

why

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>73602554
>Alias wants Yumi, REM, herself and then Nova
Not sure what this says about her

>>73602697
she wants to eat REM's ass

>>73602697
well, ask yourself this, anon: would you want alias in front of you or behind you in a human centipede, and why?

>>73602766
In front for obvious reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYau50hLBrA

>>73602744
>REM says she's going to eat as many baked beans as she can

>>73602766
Damn I didn't realize the other clip was a cut off version, Alias in front, for obvious reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wimeKhgq1vU

>>73602766
No surgery would be required to fuse my face to that butthole

>>73602847
>suddenly a completely basic powerpoint slide

yumi's is the smallest, surprisingly.

>>73601032
fails to play for me :(

>>73603253
I find it interesting that V4Mirai's strategy after their Gen 1 seems to basically be recruiting horny hags and giving them models with massive tits.

>>73570508

>>73603585
It's admirable

need my spider mom to leg lock me just before i get ready to pull

shouldn't top and bottom be at the top and bottom of the image

>>73603995
Graphic design is her passion, not her job.

>>73603995
Why?

I am enjoying how much the other three bully Alias

[Alias news]
She's good at fishing

>Alias has a Pro Bass Shop hat she got as a gift from her dad
Pops knows what's up.

I think Alias and Yumi should crush me to death between their giant tits

>>73602744
She just like me frfr

>Alias's inspirations to become a vtuber were Kizuna AI & Senchou

>>73604584
only if they smear vegemite and mayonaise on their tits and make me lick it off

>Alias has the strongest "swing".

>>73604810
Futanono...

yuuna's meat is getting savaged

>Let's take questions from chat...
>Why is the first question "opinions on vore?"

>Alias would make a better pet than REM

i really like when she goes "huuuuuh?!"

NOT THE SIZZURP

my dick is in danger

Fun collab, I like her genmates a lot

>>73605997
Agreed it was pretty good I didn't know any of her genmates

>>73605879
Sexual thoughts about spidermom...

>>73603509
Might be a catbox issue, no soundposts seem to be working right now

New thread
>>73606874
>>73606874
>>73606874

Mio Love!

>>73600697
I want to bite them

mio hate

I love my girlfriend Mio

guess he wakes up at 7:30 kek