/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Shiina!

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

>>73532479
How do I get Michi to look at me like this?

I miss Pippa

awa

Been a minute since thread was that shit. Hopefully this one will be a little better.

etuc asaN

>>73532544

Heaven forbid a vtuber have male friends!

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>A-anon...I don't think it'll fit....

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 51 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>73532583
She does not miss you.

>>73532711
>almost one year

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 2

>>73532583
She doesn't miss you

>>73532724
Who let you out of the clubhouse?

>>73532651
Nice this is expanding also
>Some of you won't know the pop tart lore
Bitch that was post harines it was not that long ago

>>73532711
it is almost time.

>>73532732
>>73532783
I MISS PIPPA

SHE WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME
APOLOGIZE NOW :^)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1778928032377340050

NOW (Literally right now)
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | LIVE | New Vegas)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | LIVE | Fountain Pen Autism)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHn5gzniu9U
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | LIVE | Shinkansen 0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb7WW_MPJiA
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | LIVE | Worst Shonen Ever: Villains)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bHD0EG5W5o

SOON
Dead hours, probably

LATER
Kaminari Clara (06:00UTC | 5h35m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWIbDwPdM8s
Kokoromo Memory (07:00UTC | 6h35m | Handcrafts: Sakura Herbarium) Preserving flowers in a jar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMpsHemW-48
Fujikura Uruka & Kannagi Loki (07:00UTC | 6h35m | Human Fall Flat - Collab)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mshtqQcPBCA
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 10h35m | Earth Science: Ishikawa Prefecture)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jinMIlA9wpQ
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 13h35m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule for at least another week
>Ember's internet is kill, streams this week are up in the air

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi & Panko

>1 Shiina = 1 Lumi = 2 Lia = 4.5 Runie
What happened?

>>73532711
ominous

I baked without checking the catalogue or thread :(

>>73532651
this is real "if you're too sick to go to school you're too sick to play video games" energy

>>73532787
someone left the door unlocked

>>73532608
>>73532564
Tranny

phase fans doko
this shit grim af

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>73532811
see >>73532651 filename

Honestly, Pippa's return stream should be a thighhigh reveal.

>>73532711
I'm killing myself before you reach 1 year. Should I wear my matsuri big face shirt when I do it?

>>73532830

>>73532830
Fish isn't paying for bots anymore.

>>73532651
very busy she totally can't stream guys

>>73532902
Fish bot funds are empty.

>>73532830
>>>/#/

>>73532815
You're gonna feel that grin on her face when she talks about this. I'm going to beat it out of her

>>73532864
Given siting around watching videos and talking takes less energy than staying home sick playing video games, yeah.

>>73532939
I MISS PIPPA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>73532830
Lumi is on Twitch. It doesn't count.

>>73532830
We use finanas here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM
Stream Forbidden!

Hey guys can you give me some insight as to why Lumi immediately pivoted to "heaven forbid a vtuber have male friends" when someone brought up her history of groomer mods? Isn't that kind of weird?

>>73532651
>pippa likes kiara
Grim

>>73532659

>>73532815
not unless he gets charged with assault with a deadly weapon

>>73533014
which videogames, wii fucking sports?

>>73533072
>Forbidden!
qrd?

>>73533085
Well yeah, likes her enough to reference something that the KFP still seethe over.

>>73532864
She could stream her playing games while skipping work for me instead of doomscrolling twitter.

>>73532830
I've been going out of my way to hunt down and Kill every runatic in Runie's chat in hopes that the schizo will be one of them and also to keep my wife as a comfy 2 view. It has been hard and tedious work but it's finally paying off.

>>73532576
talk to her while being a filthy gaijin

>>73532651
>List of things and people more important than chat.jpg
Just call it what it is: Pippa Clique

>>73533140
I guess pippa really changed her mind on the topic of whores

>>73533131
>he wants the quick Runedown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back
>Speaking
>in tongues you shouldn’t recognize
>Reaching
>for light’s comforting lie
>Gaze fixed above,
>but truth comes creeping in from behind
>Shaking
>a stirring from within your bones
>Dancing
>through flesh into the great unknown
>When the ruse fades, you’re whisked away…
(Blooming)
>Trembling mouths proclaim
>how knowledge leads the heart astray
>Like the carving of a rune
>Beckoning to forsake the moon
>Black rose blooming
>Subduing
>Pursuing the dark
>Bearing every mark of an evil thought
>Black rose musing
>A new dream
>Consuming again
>All they dare to keep
>Forbidden
>Gazing
>at bright corruption in disguise
>Laughing
>now privy to the lie
>Stars gleam above, soon to come crashing down from the sky
>Forging
>a power wrought from thought alone
>Burning
>confinements of a wayward soul
>As the rules break they pave a way…
(Blooming)
>A promise to forgive
>in turn for repenting from sin
>But like unfurling a scroll
>you learn what only hell should know
>Black rose blooming
>Subduing
>Pursuing the dark
>Bearing every mark of an evil thought
>Black rose musing
>A new dream
>Consuming again
>All they dare to keep Forbidden

>What’s the worth of a soul…in the face of all the power knowledge sows.
>Rune scroll glowing
>So lonely
>Concealed in the dark
>Waiting to take root in an open heart
>Rune scroll showing
>So lovely
>How deep it can grow
>Luring moonlight in like a black rose!
>Blooming
>Subduing
>Pursuing the dark
>Bearing every mark of an evil thought
>Black rose musing
>A new dream
>Consuming again
>All they dare to keep
>Forbidden

Oh fuck I forgot about cooler Panko

>>73533062
What size is your dick in Finana units of measurement?

>>73533167
Dickhead lol

>>73533122
For Pippa? Any game thats not an auto battle gacha.
>>73533144
Or a movie watchalong. Not like that takes any effort or set up.

"male friends" didn't bother me at all because jannies don't intimidate
THIS bothered me, he mogs me and seeing lumi basically panting and squirming in her soaked panties almost made me drop her

I return. Anything interesting happen in the past 5 hours?

>Runie not even at 300 ccv after 30 mins
wtf

>>73533167
Stop being retarded.

>don't watch runie anymore
>her chat gets filled by discord dudes
>loses viewers
>gets the bad kind of runieposters
wtf what happened to Runie? I left her and everything went down

>>73533167
If you're looking for the schizo he's not in her chat. He just went to sleep.

>>73533167
Can you kill that infernal saxon guy too?

So did the runie yab actually hurt her stream?

>>73533245
numbernigs deserve the rope

>>73533245
Would be based if she retired

>>73533245
People are kinda realizing she is actually hyperfocused autist on anime. Not as a running gag, but unironically

>>73533235
>almost

>>73533276
Please god I need this

>>73533198
Pippa even back then said she liked Kiara.

>>73533206
>>73527030

>>73533235
THIS one bothered ME
Imagine being mogged BY A LIKER

>>73533276
I would actually love for this to happen. He's a blight on so many phase streams.

>>73533276
what did he do?

>>73533384
>that ass
are likers actually unironic gays?

>>73533363
A lot of Phasers like Kiara.

>>73533365
nta but thanks, I was curious

>>73533284
She is now the default chuuba for trannies and cucks. Its gonna work out.

>>73533384
holy that ass??!

>>73533417
>Phasers

>>73533276
I don't pay attention to chat and barely pay attention to who sends supas, qrd?

>>73533284
No it's more that she not only failed to filter the retards but she played into them and egged them on and now this is the result

>>73533284
she tried to ditch the gfe audience, and they left. there's no mystery

>>73533359
Yes, almost.
I don't give up or seethepost on loop just had to get that out. Long term it just helps me lift bigger weights so I don't get mogged

>>73533398
>A gumi and a capipi
Jesus Christ that's disgusting.

>>73533483
hell yeah dude

>>73533363
Proper grim.

>>73533473
Just a general sexpest and dumbass

>>73532651
She sure loves giving people ammo. I cant defend it desu.

TEAM BLAZE

>>73533167
i appreciate your work and commend your initiative.

>>73533483
based self-loving anon

>>73533564
>Shiina
Ruined a perfect lineup.

>>73533245
bot machine broke
or people finally dropped her which was long due

>>73533564
Who THE FUCK is Ashelia Rinkou?

>>73533564
>blaze
>no ember

>>73533564
that Uruka art is making me feel thing I didn't know I could feel

>>73533564
DUDE

>>73533564
Do they have the full res art for this?
>>73533642
she's commentating with Dizzy no?

>>73533570
>work
I miss your bakes

>>73533564
this just confirms the California/Washington clique

MY LIFE FOR TEAM BLAZE

>>73533559
It feels intentional.

>>73533564
I want to titfuck this Lumi and only this Lumi specifically in this outfit.

>>73533564
Team Bear sex and her lesbian entourage

>>73533564
Looks good to me

>>73533564
I thought we had no cliques?

Cliquefags are a disease.

>>73533564
I can't support this team. The only one I watch out of them is Lumi.

>>73533634
Anon, you can't deadname like that

Lumi news: She wrote "Astronauts" lyrics by herself.

>>73533564
Would have been great without shiina. FUCK I JUST WANT HER TO DIE

JGBHFW pippa news?

>>73533564
lumi dropbounce w/ paizuri

>>73533702
i'm not the runigger. when i do bake i try to do so with a talent that's currently streaming.

>>73533732
It kinda hurts desu

>>73533564
>Team blaze is literally just Lia's clique
Bros... you told me they would mix them up a little bit

>>73533564
>Blaze Clique

>>73533706
This was never a funny bit, femanon

>>73533779
They're worse than Liverfags.

Cazadors? More like cazaDORKS

>>73533564
>shackled with uruka who got dead last with 0 points last time
>likers will be too busy gay erping and trying to groom others to play well
>shiina
Good fucking luck blazers
At least you can get some liker ass if you really, really want it

>>73533706
Washington as in Pacific Northwest?

>>73533819

>Airi: Confirmed California clique
>Shiina: Confirmed California clique
>Uruka: Confirmed California clique
>Lia: Confirmed California clique
>Lumi: Honorable California clique
explain this phasekeks

>>73533564
clique connect

>>73533706
>>73533766
>>73533861
>>73533865
Cliquechads. We are eating good

>us? crazy? you're the one talking to urself

>>73533564
so what's the criteria? team big booba? team normies?

>>73533959
every workplace has cliques

>>73533706
I live in Washington state. Which Phase girl lives there?

>>73533564
>overworked flakey hag
>hardworking vtuber goddess
>gooner
>just wants to play instruments and goon
>means well but stupid quirk chungus
its over

>Lia's clique
>No Rie
So why do they hate each other now? I thought they were good friends.

>>73533564
>Shiina
Lia why...

>>73533853
ah the gentlerunatic

>>73533384
its ok he's only competition for other men

Glory to Phase best friend Hitler.

I miss Pippa

>>73533853
>i'm not the runigger
I've never said that tho.

When is Yapfest?

>>73533702
>>73533853
Also runatic baker here, I've never used a Runie image because I don't bake during this timezone. I honestly thought I was the only one doing this.

>>73533276
Please, he's so fucking annoying

The other team names.

>>73534034
Me too dude

>>73533564
The west coast clique... Israel...

>>73534099
tomorrow supposedly, I don't think a cheearleader and theater kid will have chemistry but who knows

>>73534035
It's over, habibi...

>>73534090
She does not miss you though.

Bakers should be seen, not heard

>>73534126
>joker
GAMERS ARISE

I don't miss Pippa

>>73534170
I know

>>73534198
Based

>>73533206
draw more pico

>>73533245
As someone who absolutely loved her when she debuted, but stopped watching her over the last month, the only thing I can say is that it feels like her whole character is a bit, and it got tedious after a while. I think she's giga talented and a hard worker, but every stream was basically the exact same stream outside of a few special occasions. She's TOO clean and professional, it doesn't feel like I'm watching a cute girl do cute things, it feels like I'm watching a paid actor be cute and shill one piece to me. I can't think of any genuine "Oh I can't believe she said that" or "Woah what a based take" or even a "what a stupid fucking opinion that is", it's just, yapping about whatever is on screen, sometimes a life story, anime, repeat. It got boring.
That's completely personal, Idk what other people feel. I do feel bad she's been in a consistent decline though.

>>73533564
Why did Lumi betray her hometown Boston?

>>73534126
Welcome to two weeks ago anon, how was your nap?

>>73534038
Either Rie and Shiina on the same team would be too weak or they had a fight over homestuck

>>73532972
I think that's my new favorite sound post

>>73534198
I don't need Pippa anymore.

I don't read I just look at the pictures.

>>73532864
"/vt/sister" ain't just a meme. Half the fags here have so little testosterone they'd be allowed to play in women sports leagues.

Team Joker
Iori
Erina
Tenma
Nasa
Rie
Team Spiral
Jelly
Pippa
Remi
Pank
Michiru
Screencap This

So what exactly is the Phase War?

I don't want Pippa to be my little sister anymore.

>>73534349
well you made it a pain in the ass to ss thanks to your spoilers

>>73533811
the song's alright, good job lumi

>>73534349
>team spiral

>>73534356
It's do your reps you fucking newnigger

Will the clique wars end with rape?

[Lumi news] Despite simping for the Fallout show the other day because "it had good reviews", she's now starting to hate it

>>73534126
>>73534248
Wait they expected people to sign up before even knowing the teams?

>>73534356

>>73534415
Those all look gay.

>>73534420
yes

>>73533564
all good chuubas are in same team
LES GOOO00

>>73534401
Same, she should become my sister-wife instead

>>73534446
>he does not know

>>73534405
git gud

Not looking forward to the next few weeks after tomorrow desu

>>73533564
What the fuck is this all for again?

>>73534349
Spiral is kind of stacked, I think I'm going to be a contrarian and root against them

>>73534545

>>73534243
I get you. I feel like I'd actually watch her more if she was a fleshstreamer, or did scripted content. She's really talented. I just don't care about One Piece. And the GFE feels more forced than usual.

>>73533245
I have never and will never read/watch One Piece

>>73534562
It’s not your first rodeo

>>73534586
not stacked in the tit department apart from Michiru that's for sure

I like One Piece. Lumi should talk about it more.

What does Pippa think of this? ???

The only reason Lumi is still playing new vegas is because her idol Vei is currently doing a playthrough of it on stream as well.
Vei is nearly done though so you can expect Lumi to move on to something else soon.
Btw previously she picked VTMB because Vei was also playing it.

The brapgoddess of phase connect.
The apex flatulator.
The angelic arbalest of aromatic ass gas.
The Rancid Rave Ruiner.
The Brap Fetishist's Bane.

>>73534349
Team joker's image literally has pippa next to erina and tenma
spiral is going to be the ESL team

>>73534435
i bet she will continue to watch it because "bad show funni haha"

>>73534401

>>73534640
How strong is she!?

>>73534711

Pippa live in 10 mins

Phasers are the best livers.
These threads are really moving fast this evening.

>>73534126
This is never going to work

The faggots are going to spam the katawa waiting room now

>>73534349
If the other 2 teams are anything like Blazer, it's more likely the JPs are all on the same team.
Rie and Pippa can't work together (unironically) so Rie will probably be with the JPs too. And the JPs don't want Pippa's audience so Pippa will be on the other team. Tenma and Erina could be either but if Fish is trying for a Tenma, Pippa, Lumi Big3 strategy he'll have them on separate teams to maximize numbers because Fish himself has admitted to being a numberfag and his excuse was it's his business

>>73534772

>>73534435
>>73534751
so lumi's retarded opinion aside, is the show worth watching?

>>73534732
She gets off to that so probably finds it hot

Here is the easiest way to decide if you should be supporting a girl or her schizos: if she was your daughter would you be proud of the way she is acting?
If the answer is no, then she is invariably deserving of criticism.

>>73534738
Tenma played VTMB too, is it also because of Vei?
Ember played NV too, is it also because of Vei?

>Runie + raid is at 1.6 finanas

>>73534693
True
At least it won't be as bad as that other time

>>73534803
oh no not the waiting room

>>73534748
I know what you mean but Erina and Tenma are both ESL

>>73534772
lol
lmao

>>73534711
Michi's chichis...

>>73534753
Dont do this to me. Thats not fair.

>>73534738
Lumi started FNV before Veibae though?

Its probably time to go back behind the barn. Farewell.

>"Huuuuuuuuuh? What's wrong, mooji-san? You look super pent up-moo."
>It’s the purple runt again, wearing that stupid red backpack.
>She starts giggling again with that same haughty, self-righteous tone.
>”What’s with that look? If you keep staring at me with those eyes you might get me pregnant… Ew…”
>This shitty brat, ringing that silly bell…
>"Huuuh? What's wrong-moo? You're the kind of dirty old ojisan who wants to smell a cute girl's sweaty feet? Really? So gross-moo..."
>She leans in, puts her face just an inch or two away from mine so I can smell that sweet musty purple smoke radiating off her
>She’s amused
>“Hmmm?”
>The little runt traces her fingers around the loop to that stupid pull-alarm dangling from one shoulder-strap, as if to remind me that’s always in her back pocket
>Despite that slightly disgusted tone of voice, she's got a stupid grin plastered on her face
>"I feel bad for moojisan, and I'm feeling generous since it's my birthday, so maybe juuuuuuust a little..."
>She kicks off one of her socks with no effort, like she's rehearsed this exact scenario before
>Then, she scowls
>"Come over here before I change my MIND, mooji-san."
>She starts tapping one of her toes on the floor, impatiently
>LET’SFUCKINGGO.mp4
>Rush the brat and circle around to her back
>She lets out a delighted shriek of a giggle and squirms
>She doesn’t resist just yet
>"What are you doooooing, mooji-san!? I said you could have just a little bit of fun-moo! Do you really want to go to jail that badly...!?"
>Even now she’s ridiculing the adults!
>Lift her arms above her head, and her expression changes in an instant
>"Wha...? Wait! What are you... doiiiing-moo!? Just because you left an akasupa doesn’t mean you can…!?"
>The little brat's expression melts when she feels my tongue on her armpit
>It looks like a thousand bolts of lightning strike her at once
>"Guuuh! What are you doing, mooji-san!? Why my armpits!? I'm gonna get mad-moo! How dare you taint the armpits of the GREAT. ALCHEMICAL. PURPLE. … SMOOOOOKE!?"
>Muyu keeps flailing like a madcow, hurling stupid petty insults in between gasps of air
>Obviously, I don't listen to the runt
>She continues squirming and squealing and curling her toes and glaring at me like I’m the scum of the earth
>Her face gradually turns bright red and tears well up in her eyes
>Her strength finally starts to wane
>"You're in trouble now mooji-san… I'm g--moo!?"
>Her finger, which was teasing the buzzer chord, trembles
>She doesn’t even have the strength to pull it
>"Shtop it moooooooooooo...!"
>Muyu arches her back
>She lets out the loudest string of nonsense babbling noises anyone’s ever heard
>They bleed into something that something halfway like a trail of giggles and hoarse moaning
>After a few more minutes of squirming, the great alchemical purple smoke finally admits defeat.
>She goes limp, shaking, heaving her chest up and down with a dumb dazed look on her face.
>I can’t tell if she’s in heaven or plans to lock me in the dungeon, again
>Can barely hear her mumble:

>Mumumumu… mumumumu… … muyush woooorld…”

Honestly, Lumi owes me a snuff film where she is the one who dies

>>73534748
>literally has pippa
>He fell for the Nasa bait

I want to support Airi but I refuse to be in Lumi's team

>>73534899
>>73534803

They should build towers again

>>73534875
No, but Lumi is a Vei dick rider so in her case it was because Vei played it.

Who is Finana

>>73534244
She didn't. BLAZE stands for Boston, Louisiana, Arizona, Zionsville, and East Virginia.

>>73534738
>>73534875
>vei first nv stream Mar 22
>lumi first nv stream Feb 9
It's the opposite, fuck you made me look

>>73534803
Its fine, it'll be gone by the time she streams it again week after next, cause I'm willing to bet she has another collab on Friday next week.

Thoughts on Pippa being in Team Spiral?

shiina news shes banning the gays from her chat

>>73534936
Why are they like this?

>>73534987
I'm afraid to click anything with your dog on it at this point anon

>>73534880
kys

Nigger

>>73534529
He 100% does

Lumi doesn't like Veibae.

>>73534936
Now this is hot

>>73535032
>2024
>watching shiina

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>73534874
I'll support whomever I want

>>73534936
yeah

>>73534972
See
>>73534928

>>73535030
Fantastic team

>>73535090
your loss nigga some of the best content in phase

>>73534995
yea, me

Rie is a wonderful and slutty girl and is too cute

>>73534936
Why would I be scared? I'm gonna roundhouse kick her into the pavement faster than she can see then rape her into a catatonic state.

>>73535030
why isn't this team joker

>>73534420
Only it bito's keep looking so breedable...

>>73535030
Spiral seems overpowered

>>73535080
FACT: Lumi's "dream collab" is with Vei (proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAmABTJJ-PY))
FACT: Lumi practices and regularly shows off her Vei impression (proof: 1. https://implying.fun/video/vtl/2021-10-03/?t=2:00:14.0 2. https://youtu.be/lFxZ6hUIdFw?t=720 3. https://streamable.com/a104rv))
FACT: Vei openly talks about getting railed and has zero respect for her viewers.

If you are a Gumi you should be very concerned about the direction Lumi wants to go in. You can try to bury your head in the sand, dismiss this all as bait, but I've come with receipts.
I'm telling you this for your own good, if you choose to ignore my warnings and continue lusting over Lumi you're only going to get hurt.

>>73535030
It's already over. Team Spiral is the winner.

>>73535030
rigged winner

>>73535177
Nah she's a cunt. I don't need to be put into an oven, she does.

>>73534936
>I was able to read this entire thing in Muyu's voice

>>73534936
Bravo

>>73534349
>>73535030

Is Lumi Grahampilled?

>>73535205
>>73535233
>>73535253
>>73535262
What about Team Joker?

>>73534243
>>73534653
I feel the same way. I feel like it could be an interesting case study to why she's the antithesis to Pippa. She constantly streams great content, has good streams, and puts a lot of effort in, but she herself just gets fucking boring over time. While Pippa is a essentially the laziest shitbag in the game but she herself is entertaining enough to keep it rolling. Proves that personality outweighs the content.
I don't like Pippa I'm just speaking objectively based on #s

>>73534936
I want to kill and maim pedophiles. Preferably this kind before it gets bored of 2d.

>>73534874
>if she was your daughter
your schizo logic still does not apply. If Pippa was my daughter I'd be in contact with her and know what was going on, thus having the potential of having a completely different perspective. The only perspective we can have as viewers is what Pippa gives us, that being
>No shows the first two streams of the week, showing up on twitter an hour and five ours later respectively to say no stream
>A very vague reason of "Something came up" for why the rest of the week is canceled
>Followed up with her being sat on her phone from the time stream would start on twitter.
If she wants a more understanding perspective from her viewers that can think for themselves, even an ounce of information or consideration would have gone miles. Instead, we get random retweets on twitter.

>>73535251
What is this? A post from 2022?

>>73535321
yeah she started liking him the moment he began talking about mass murder

>>73534936
>that spoiler
This is unironically a work of unparalleled autism that borders on art.

>>73534349
Wtf

>>73535030
Good lineup except Panko.

>>73535060
it's not even just picoposters, other faggots are bringing down our reputation by posting the earrape, and i'm tired of it

>>73534936
Finally a good fucking post

holy wolf sex

>>73534917
No, just understand its one sided. This was just last month.

>>73535334
submissive and breedables + tenma
uh
good luck

>>73535402
>we should burn all history books because they are full of old content and therefore no longer relevant

What is this "teams" shit and why is it using AI art?

>>73535030
TOT

>>73535030
already sad, already lost

>>73535334
Is this the underdog team? I dig it

>>73535438

>>73534936
What's funny is Muyu's the one Phase talent who would probably be impressed by this instead of horrified.

I don't get the appeal of phase wars desu

>>73535030
I don't really care about phase war 2. We're too big now to make it the sort of event it was the first time.

>>73535334
Tenma's going to break her back carrying the team

>>73535030
>Michiru is part of the Pippa clique
I haven't seen them interact publicly since 2 Chrismases in minecraft ago
Better update the chart

>>73535608
yeah and the games are shit

>>73535571
>screamers
genuinely kill yourself

>>73535498

>>73535396
Do you have any idea of how good a daughter can hide things from her father? It happens all the time.

>>73535334
I knew Rie had to be on the same team as Tenma

no gen3 in phase wars?
what even is phase wars

>>73535334
five baby back bottoms. if they win the payouts will be enormous.


The JPs can join anyone they want right?

>>73535334
yooo gosurori saikouuu

>>73535627
What if Pippa and Tenma switch places?

>>73535608
it really won't be like the first one. there's too many people to make it anything that special. both in the sheer amount of talents now and all the new people.

>>73535334
>Team Joker
same energy
There's even the one person putting a hand on the midget's shoulder

>>73535334
We are soooooo fucked

>>73532571
hime love

>>73535682
What did you expect? Birthday merch went off sale already, the apology arc is over. If she even finishes Katawa it'll be back to two react streams at least a week.

>>73535608
What exactly will it consist of?
Will there be interactive fan content?

>>73535334
Will likely have the lowest signups by far

>>73534936
>"Huuuh? What's wrong-moo? You're the kind of dirty old ojisan who wants to smell a cute girl's sweaty feet? Really? So gross-moo..."

>>73535681
You thought you where safe! kek

>all the lolis and michiru
fucking LOL dude

>>73535456
>Picohours
>No earrape
>Non-Picohours
>Earrape
Yes... It's clearly Picobrothers fault!

>>73535334
sakana will carry this this to victory

who is StabbyOG?

>Blaze
Heat
>Spyral
Cyclone
>Joker
Joker
So where's Team Metal, Trigger and Luna?

>>73535608
The fact that there are teams instead of singular streamers make it already worse. Also the second film is always worse by default.

>>73535334
tenma is going to have to carry...

>>73535768
>Pippa on the same team as Rie
No.

>>73535233
oh gee, I wonder who's behind this post

BAU BAU

>>73535800
So really it's those 5 talents running the show?

>suddenly talks about discord things on stream
this is why I anti

>>73535665
Year one games were shit too to be fair. I like SPR but its for sure a bad game, crab game is dogshit, MC was fine.
>>73535609
Nostalgia, along with Phase's equivalent of divegrass comradery.

>>73535838
>using picture of ultimate lolicon fubuki

When I was a kid in the 90's before Columbine a kid brought a tiny miniature nerf gun to school and when he showed it to us while we were in line I was like "Uh, is that okay to have? You might get in trouble" and he was surprised so he asked a teacher and she looked at it for a second and said "Hm... you better keep it in your backpack till you get home to be safe"

Pippa's pop tart argument is post Columbine and post 9/11, modern day bullshit.

>>73535868
Someone she played BDO with before she was a vtuber.

>>73535830
Kanpainiki are dedicated what are you talking about. Haven't you seen their muscles in the muscle review stream?

>>73535951
>discord things
more like her MMO things

>>73535282
what a spazz

>>73535456
Unfortunately calling it out isn't going to do anything. You caught some schizo's attention so he's going to samefag and spam it and this thread is retarded enough to fall for it every time.

>>73534936
Finally some good fucking food.

I've never watched a Pippa stream and I don't think I ever will.

>>73535951
literally interrupted the whole stream just to talk to some discord guy she knew before she was a vtuber

>>73535703
Alright, but Pippa would be living with me RN, if its something that is worth freaking out over according to Lemon woman, her parents probably know.

>>73536006
But look at the rest of our team, anon… I pray the nips from Iori and Nasa are fucking gods

>>73535030
>>73535334
Was this posted somewhere earlier before? I can't find it on Phase twitter.
Someone didn't leak it /here/ - did they?

>>73535938
What did he mean by this, ruffians?

>>73535334
I must say these outfits are quite sexual

>>73535772
I still fucking hate my boss for calling me in and making me miss my go on one of the games.

>>73535703
Pff, not from me. I'd inspect every nookie, every crevice and hole. She couldn't hide jack from me.

Lumi news: She was responsible for the destruction of her BDO guild

>>73535880
Phase Friend Mel Gibson disagrees

Lumi literally derailed this whole stream because some guy she knew before she was a vtuber showed up in chat. What the fuck is this bullshit.

Snacker here, how can I get tenma to collab with Filian again? I think it's really funny when tenma yells at her because they kind of look the same but Filian acts like a 12 year old zoomer and Tenma sounds like a 50 year old lady

>>73535090

>>73536241
fuck off

>>73535396
To be fair, casual viewers don't care that much and non-harines probably noticed that the situation is very similar to the last two times she moved.

To war by jingo, to war

Pippa has taken longer breaks but you apes still get mad over it

Grim and pathetic

Wow it's my favorite team
Pippa, Jelly, Remi, Michiru and 1/5th of Panko's head cut off at the side

>>73536006
Yeah and the other fanbases are tiny

Wait, what if the "something" that came up was a bunch of recording and shit that needed to get done for phase wars that Pippa had been putting off till the last min?

>>73536187
>nookie