/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I need Lumi to cuck me on stream.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

I need Lumi to suck me on stream

Jelly is...

cmon zomboid devs release the next update already

>>73506375
lumi antis fear this

clara???????????

I miss Pippa

>>73506441

She is singing again

>>73506441
pregnant

the siren is singing again

>>73506556
>>73506552
>zombie cucked them midsong
kek

>>73506331
Not how cuckoldry works, NTR fag.

>>73506481
That just means she still has it in her to get healthily pregnant

Lumibros wtf
>>73477265

>>73506596
we got too cocky goslingbros...

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lumi news] She lives in a trailer park

that zombie that rape her? me btw

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 51 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Runie is ugly as fuck

Last night I dreamed about Lumi, she tricked me and made me watch while I m*sturb*ted

I love Shiina!

>>73506481
Context?

https://files.catbox.moe/dksts0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4

I want to fuck Uruka nonconsensually

>>73506649
Your whore of a mother should have aborted you

>>73506277

NOW (Literally right now)
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | LIVE | Little Nightmares, Ending)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwGKoHvoXQ4
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | LIVE | Garten of Banban Ⅵ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnFHL0l2_Q
Utatane Nasa (16:00UTC | LIVE | Animal Crossing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paf63qW0ET0
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | LIVE | Project Zomboid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7IKGJfGR2w
Hakushika Iori (16:30UTC | LIVE | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdPZAlDhX1A

SOON
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 2h15m | Maros) Probably Cancelled
https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane/streams

LATER
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | 4h15m | Twitch, Maybe New Vegas)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | 5h15m | Fountain Pen Autism)
https://www.youtube.com/@AmanogawaShiina/streams
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 6h15m | Shinkansen 0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb7WW_MPJiA
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 7h15m | Worst Shonen Ever: Villains)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bHD0EG5W5o
Kaminari Clara (06:00UTC | 13h15m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWIbDwPdM8s
Kokoromo Memory (07:00UTC | 14h15m | Handcrafts: - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Fujikura Uruka & Kannagi Loki (07:00UTC | 14h15m | Human Fall Flat - Collab)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mshtqQcPBCA
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 18h15m | Earth Science: Ishikawa Prefecture)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jinMIlA9wpQ
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 21h15m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule for at least another week
>Ember's internet is kill, streams this week are up in the air

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi & Panko

Someone post the lumi divegrass archive please.

NOW (Literally right now)
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | LIVE | Little Nightmares)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwGKoHvoXQ4 [Embed]
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | LIVE | Garten of BanbanⅥ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnFHL0l2_Q [Embed]
Utatane Nasa (16:00UTC | LIVE | Animal Crossing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paf63qW0ET0 [Embed]
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | LIVE | Project Zomboid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7IKGJfGR2w [Embed]
Hakushika Iori (16:30UTC | LIVE | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdPZAlDhX1A [Embed]

SOON
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 2h15m | Maros) Probably Cancelled
https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane/streams

LATER
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | 4h15m | Twitch, Maybe New Vegas)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | 5h15m | Fountain Pen Autism)
https://www.youtube.com/@AmanogawaShiina/streams
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 6h15m | Shinkansen 0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb7WW_MPJiA [Embed]
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 7h15m | Worst Shonen Ever: Villains)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bHD0EG5W5o [Embed]
Kaminari Clara (06:00UTC | 13h15m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWIbDwPdM8s [Embed]
Kokoromo Memory (07:00UTC | 14h15m | Handcrafts: - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Fujikura Uruka & Kannagi Loki (07:00UTC | 14h15m | Human Fall Flat - Collab)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mshtqQcPBCA [Embed]
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 18h15m | Earth Science: Ishikawa Prefecture)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jinMIlA9wpQ [Embed]
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 21h15m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule for at least another week
>Ember's internet is kill, streams this week are up in the air

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi & Panko

I dreamt that Rinmama slobbered all over my cock
I wish it lasted longer
LIA'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON

Any Phase Big News today?

>>73506886
>>73506915

>>73506886
>>73506915

>>73506886
Seconds.

>>73506481
>>73506650
>It's management-mandated collab week
>Loki-Sama Onegai. Take one for the team and collab with the Gaijin so the rest of us don't have to
She is a hero

>>73506865

>>73506994
Sorry :c

Lumi news: People are obsessed with her

>>73507080
No shit

>>73507012
>Take one for the team
I think you mean: Take one for the clique

>>73506886
>NOW (Literally right now)
>Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | LIVE | Little Nightmares, Ending)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwGKoHvoXQ4
>Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | LIVE | Garten of Banban Ⅵ)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnFHL0l2_Q
>Utatane Nasa (16:00UTC | LIVE | Animal Crossing)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paf63qW0ET0
>Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | LIVE | Project Zomboid)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7IKGJfGR2w
>Hakushika Iori (16:30UTC | LIVE | Supermarket Simulator)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdPZAlDhX1A
Holy hell

>>73507080
yeah, me

>>73506897
https://implying.fun/video/vtl/2021-10-03/?t=2:00:14.0

Phasers are the best livers!

does anon ever get his comments or chats read aloud

>>73506897
did the catalog thread pique your interest?

>>73507165
Yes

>>73507116
Iroi and Michi still competing at Supermarket Simulator?

>>73507165
Yeah

>Clara is a bunnygirl
>Pippa is a bunny girl
Is Clara the Pippa of Phase JP?

>>73507112
No matter how many times you say this, it'll never be true.

>>73507165
Yes, how could you tell?

>>73507227
>both have high numbers and obnoxious fanbases in comparison to their genmates
>Pippa has seaniggers and Clara has gaijiniggers
>both oblivious to their toxic effect on people
It checks out

>>73507165
Yes, basically half of them and even some of the ones she doesn't read out loud I can tell she read because she will start laughing.

Anon, i need quick help. How do i "eat pussy"?

>>73507227
Pippa is a girl bunny

>>73507353
With a fork

I feel slightly happy when my comments are read it makes my day and I don't know why

I went to the f*rms and saw some crazy shit about phase girls that have completely opened my eyes, anons. It's like my illusions got shattered and now I don't know what to do with myself. All I'm gonna say is that I jerked off to Panko and Lia and will start watching them from now on.

>>73506779

>>73507353
Ask the nearest chinaman I hear they specialize in food from felines.

>>73507353
lick

>>73507353
Like a taco

>>73507353
Press your lips against the hole and then blow as hard as you can.

>>73507165
Yes, by my two favourites.
And it makes me smile and when a certain one does it it gives me butterflies in me belly.

>>73507227
Clara is only wearing a playboy/vegas outfit

Lumi news: She hates and loves me at the same time

>>73507165
I communicate by emotes only outside of /here/

>>73507116
I've been enjoying Iori's Supermarket arc. Very cozy

>>73507353
Make sure to bite her clit with the intent of biting it off, this will make her cum instantly, just make sure your really do bite as hard as you can.

Today I watched Memory the whole day. It was very good and hilarious.

WHY IS NOBODY WATCHING IORI
THERE ARE MORE UNIQUE POSTERS IN THIS THREAD THAN PEOPLE WATCHING HER RIGHT NOW

>>73507597
Who is Lori?

>>73507165
yeah
mostly by jerry

>>73507534
>that hat
thank God I never bought one of those in my awkward phase

>>73507227
No, Clara can actually sing.

>>73507597
Anon we don’t have an IP counter anymore you don’t know that

>>73507353
Suck on the clit with your tongue out
Seperate the lips with your tongue before hand
Also put your finger/s in the pussy and push down gently and rock back and forth a little while sucking is one way

>>73507676
we have 2 ips right now wdym?

>>73507228
>Everyone is friends with each other and cliques don't exist
Do Harines really believe that?

>>73507597
Sorry i promised my 2view i will watch her big collab today, sorry

>>73507597
Because I'm watching (You)

>>73507716
>we

>>73507726
Back to /#/ jerrynigger

[lumi news] (you) only hate her because she’s more attractive than you

>>73507165
it comes and goes but yeah

>>73507750
sorry, i forget it's just me and the voices in my head

>>73507597
I am already watching Lumi and Nasa

>>73507227
>Michiru is a catgirl
>Lumi is a catgirl
Is Lumi the Michiru of Invaders?

>>73506942
Pippa announced a 24 hour marathon stream to make up for taking the week off

is there actually a jp clique that Clara is excluded from?

[Lumi News] She wants the pipe.

>>73507627
how do you get read by jelly of all people
she spends like 80% of the stream hyperfocused

>>73507913
she just likes me I guess

>>73507916
yeah mine

>>73507625
He wrote this in all caps. yw.

>>73506277
Is Lumi using mods for project zomboid? if so which ones?

>>73507165
I made Erina and Uruka laugh because I'm that handsome

>>73507910
Of course. It's real, it has been confirmed by two JP girls, and anons totally didn't make it up as a rrat.

>>73507910
Yes but that clique exists in the head of a tourist nijinigger schizo

>>73507966
a few
she may post them later

>>73507227
>Shiina is a crab
>Pippa has had crabs
Is Shiina the Pippa of Gen 2?

Rie is a slutty and cute girl who is a very entertaining vtuber

>>73507962
Vei said she felt like a pipe while letting seven Canadians run a train on her. True story.

>>73507726
If I say yes, will you fuck off?

>>73507403
grown ass man talmbout being disenchanted with pretend anime girls from the internet *skull emoji*

>>73507965
Hi Ioriposter long time no see

What happened to Phase JP? why fishman does not invest in advertising
>>73502489

>>73508066
wtf lumi wants to fuck veibae...

>>73507966
DM them for a good time. Don't ask here Walter

Is Hime still a cunt or did she learn to mellow out these last 2 years?

>>73507910
do you even have to ask
When given the choice, other Phase JPs would rather hang with a Nijisanji Liver than Raigaijin
look at the guest list. look at it. no clara.
management is even forcing them to do a collab tomorrow for damage control.
it's that bad

>>73507913
Just heckle in chat. It's easy to get read when you're the only one saying words in a sea of emote spam and tired memes

Do (You) poop with or without coffee?

>>73507965
I thought you died

>>73508132
Rie is golden. Anonymous is still a bunch of cunts (male)

Confirmed Filian travels to Japan, it seems that she will meet Pippa

What did /pcg/ have/going to have for lunch today?
I made some leftover ribs.

Thread feels browner than usual, which discord group are we getting raided by today?

why are capipis like this?

>>73508205
I need to fuck hime

>>73508190
Only of cringe.

>>73508163
Why don't you sell coffee makers or cups?

>>73507910
Let's look at the historical precedent and facts
>Clara's pl EXCLUDED from Kawaii and the Nene clique
>leaves the corpo and goes indie
>Clara's next pl EXCLUDED form Star Ring and their JP clique
>leaves the corpo and goes indie
It's a pattern and it keeps happening.
The only difference it that Phase is big enough so Clara can take shelter in Airi's Wolfpack

>>73508215
The tripfag

>>73508047
Rie has many LGBT fans

>>73508205
Rume? Himie?

>>73508205
Rice and bratwurst

>>73508132
Hime was never a cunt and the people that said that didn't watch her.

Does anybody remember when a schizo dono asked Lumi about her groomer mods and she started seething and then implied that said groomer mods were her friends?

>>73508152
Wait what the fuck, even nasa and da michi are there and they're literally autists who barely stream???

>>73508245
Many such fates.

>>73508226
which JP chat is this in. there are like 4 of them streaming rn

>>73507165
Frequently

>>73507910
Clara is a gaijin, she deserves to be excluded

>>73508260
Go back to the catalogue nijifag

>>73508226
>capipi
He's not one of us

>>73508304
I would a bito if they looked like a cute girl

>>73508362
Phase JP friend Kaneko Lumi

>>73508372
Your'e a crabsolute legend.

>>73508123
I can't write in Lumi's chat because im not a member :( Who is walter?

IM GONNA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>73508343
Didn't this just happen a few days ago?

I finished the sex story with Erina, it was pretty cute(and hot) any way am now going to bed.

>Clara is a victim of continuous sexual bullying and /pcg/ doesn't care
Why?

>>73508410
oh, he's a harine?

>>73508205
steak sub from a sandwich store

>>73508411
That's because you're a lia licker.

>>73508459
I'm the bully.

>>73508435
A guy who made a meth empire after he gets diagnosed with cancer.
A lumi anti on twitter

>>73508260
Nijinig, wrong thread.

>>73508410
The shippa outfit came out over a year ago. The cancer has long since set in and is inseparable from the others.

>>73508260
>supposed to be "catching up"
>half the time people don't include "up" leaving it just as ka-ching
wdtmbt?

>>73508205
Cup size of nuts and a banana with my latte.

Remember when Lumi went crazy because no one bought her cardboard at the convention?

>>73508205
I had 16 cigarettes, 3 liters of energy drink and a dry 5 day old biscuit

>>73506495
She will return, she will need money for her lesbian gacha
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1778774186430788025

>>73508022
>>Pippa has had crabs
Yeah, from me *scratches balls*

>>73508511
No, but I remember where it ended up in a doremu's bathroom

>>73508260

>>73508260
that lightning bolt makes it look like Lia was supposed to be part of the group but she backed out at the last second

>>73508546
Clear winrar

>>73508503
If you say it with Japanese syllables then it's not different and neither Clara not airi said it out loud in English before the show started because they are very dumb.

>>73508511
damn makes me sad to think about

>>73508459
It's only fair.
Because she frequently sexually bullies my dick.

>>73508511
because it wasn't for sale, probably the doremy guy made a shady deal with sakana for it

Do you know that there are Phase girls who read the threads?
You could moderate your way of writing as you think Clara would feel if she read the things you write.... Think about it.

>>73508504
Dont call my nuts "cap sized"! Atleast say they were average!

>>73508511
There is no way, like, why would you not buy oldmi last cardboard?

>>73508326 (me)
Nvm, I found chicken wings in the fridge

>>73506649
Damn they're going all in on Lumi in there

>>73508600
SEX WITH WOMEN OVER 30

>>73508435
>Who is walter?
A unicorn schizo gumi who got trashed by Lumi on stream in front of everyone. He still thinks he made valid point.

>>73508205
A sandwich that wasn't worth the calories
I am considering purging it out, puking it up

Love you Pippa, even if the constant communication shit makes it painful to.

>>73508592
>>73508594
what are you talking about please tell me

>>73508600
impregnate hags

>>73508600

>scroll twitter
>pippa is being gay again
Everything will be fine. Don't worry bros

[serious] who has the highest body count in phase connect?

>>73508708
Pippa ran over a family in the wilds of Colorado

>>73508708
Hitler

I like zomboid but dislike piss woman.

>>73508656
Bulimia can cause a lot of damage to your teeth make sure you wash them after (It will help a bit at least but the stomach acid causes a bit too much damage to fix after a time).

>>73508601
>He has an almond and a cashew in his sack

>>73508708
Your mom lol

>>73508708
Tenma, if you know, you know.

Why is someone spamming vaguely similar shitty posts on cooldown

>>73508708

>>73508633
>unironic clg fags in the thread
heh

>>73508501
If anything the newer fans are worse since harines have at least been around for a year now and have had Pippa scold them. She doesn’t even wrangle them anymore

>>73508747
I know, I've done this quite a bit at this point.

>>73508047

>>73508634
Clara likes them older.
She's younger than me. Not sure I want to be "so in, bro"

>Oi Clara Gaijin! Get on your knees! It's licking time!
>Loki-san your snake. It's so thick and long
>That's Loki-Sama to you! Bitch!
>Glaaarrrggg

These days it feels like there's more bait posts from browns posting on cooldown than anything else. It's pretty funny to think about some seanig spending hours every day trying to shit up a thread.

>>73508553
Hi Zax.
inb4 b&: Bye /pcg/. I regret nothing!

>>73508066
people always say this but never give the source

>>73508708
unironically? me
ironically? sakana

I am literally just a silly little guy. Just playing around at the playground. Wheeeeeee!!!! That slide was SUPER FUN!!! I'm just a tad bit playful. WHOOPEEEE!!!! That swing went SOOOO high!!!! Just a little goofball, you know? A little bit of palling around at the park. WAOOOH!!! These monkey bars are SOOOOO high up!!!!

>>73508708
One. One is the highest.
You'll never believe who it is.

>>73508600
see >>73508839

>>73508893
Too old

>>73508876
google

https://twitter.com/Finest_Rakuyo/status/1778658921403548042

>>73508708
all of them have a body count of one.

>>73508708
Fishman

>>73508876
its not our job to spoonfeed newfags

that being said I actually like Vei, puritycels don't like her for being foul-mouthed but thats why I like her, she simply doesn't care what anyone thinks whatsoever, and she doesn't like black people

If I'm 30 is it too late to start working out to get in shape.

>>73508694
>Everything is fine.
ftfy, she either went on a trip and didn't feel the need to actually explain that and felt the need to get everyone worried for her, or she felt like taking a week off and doing the same. Cause god fucking forbid Pippa be straight forward about something.

>>73508967
That one? Me. Yep, even Muumi

>>73508876
It's from a stream. Probably only on a clippers channel now. I didn't save the link though.

>>73508767
Do you think third worlders have anything better to do?

>>73508708
I would bet on Ember

>>73508967
I don't think Wemi can legally consent...

>>73508998
yes

>>73509007
>worried for her
Who would be worried about Pippa? She's rich.

>>73508998
Yeah just start watching muyu ojisan don't let gumi cucks tell you otherwise they got mogged by tenmas fans

>>73509007
>Cause god fucking forbid Pippa be straight
indeed

>>73508850
I hate tranny jannies so fucking much.

>>73509043
Sakana doesn't hire children.

>>73509043
Consent?

>>73509098
He used to.

>>73508998
no, if you're not morbidly obese you can get ripped in about 2 years if you work hard and have a healthy diet and count kcals

>>73509072
Gumis weren't the same since Macho day.
Never truly recovered
And to think their scars were just starting to heal...

>>73508998
bruh there are people in their 60s working out

>>73509043
Even better

>>73509158
Anyone in their 60s who still looks fit is taking hormones.

>>73509098
There is a bare minimum of intelligence necessary needed for the ability to consent found in (US) court. Some retards require parental permission before having sex well into their 20's & 30's before marriage.

>>73508459
She makes fun of my youth, vitality, and nipples.

Please guys stop trying to rizz up Iori poster, i really want to be my girlfriend

>>73509134
>2 years
Can it be done in like 6 months? I'm not looking for an 8 pack or whatever, I just want my body to look good enough that I can start posting it on twitter along with vtuber merch without being embarrassed.

>>73508459
He says, with claraboobs.png

>>73509186
there is nothing wrong with hormones, the human body is not some holy creation, it should be modified and improved

>>73508850
>Hi Zax.
I'm brand new here. Who's Zax?

>>73508876
She DID say that, I've seen the clip on youtube, but it was just her having sex with her bf not "seven Canadians"

>>73509246
how much do you weigh? bodyfat %?

>>73509186
There are some big 60 year olds out there man. Bloatlords. Lots of fat but still decently strong.

>>73509237
You want to be your own girlfriend thats cool? I'm marrying iori poster though.

>>73509246
Yeah, it's called starving (counting calories). Women do it all the time (not the counting calories part though).

>>73509282
>the human body is not some holy creation
Wrong.

>>73508973
>she doesn't like black people
Lmao, you really don't know anything about her do you? Half the reason she moved to Austin is so she can get a piece of Lacari's cock

>>73508708
Clara. Gotta get that idol career started.

>>73508504
>my cup size of nuts
That's not a lot of nuts

>>73509237
>>73509237
>i really want to be my girlfriend
I should feel bad about smug Panko posting a zoomer because it feels like beating up a quadriplegic, but rules are rules

>>73508708
Ember 100%

>>73509369
Phase connect?

(You) think women come here for other reasons besides shilling themselves. There are no women in this thread only self promoing whores and troons.

>>73509340
If you give that fucking “my body is a temple” shit I’m gonna laugh
Churches, the holiest places on earth are covered in art and work and renovation never original to them but they’re still considered holy and perfect

>>73509389
[serious(not serious)] takes only

>>73509337
if you have no muscle you'll just look like a stick when you lsoe the fat

>>73509288
A gay furry. Not spoonfeeding more.

>>73508708
Probably Runie

>>73509317
5'11 165lbs but I'm out of shape, not sure how to calculate body fat. I can do like 5 push-ups and maybe one pull up before my arms collapse so I've been working on easier exercises to build up to those.

>>73509398
Pcg hasn't been the same since the ligger infestation

>>73509384
I know.

>>73509440
you do know that fat people are pretty bulky right...? how else would they be able to carry all that fat?

>>73509386
Thank you for your service.

>>73509508
Ioriposter is so cute and feminine

>>73509508
If i donate 1000 dollar to Iori would you show us your pits?

>>73509508
You need to eat more if you want them to grow, silly

>>73509513
fatFUCK cope

>>73507597
I must see how bantan ends you don't understand how invested I am in seeing this shit. It's so bad it's gone back to kino

>>73509361
>Pippa pretending she still plays jong
lol

>>73509497
And who do you have to blame for that happening?

>>73509651
Filian existing in the first place

>>73509513
It's mostly the legs

>>73509497
Take it up with the girls. Branching out is only helping the company. Tell them how you don't like their collabs and they should be thinking about downsizing and being more obscure. Maybe exclusively member their streams to alienate any noobs

>>73509651
Fillian/Pippa

>>73509288 (me)
I looked it up. How many capipis lost their lives after this?

>>73509651
jidf

>>73509470
i dont know if it's doable in 6 months, maybe a year if you're determined

>>73509651
Only ones to blame are Phase talents.

>>73509713
lmao

>>73509651
The individuals themselves who decide to post in the wrong thread. Never take responsibility off of the shoulders of the person who actually did the thing. Filian didn't post that post, and neither did Lumi. Only the poster made the post.

>>73509645
It's a cycle man
People can leave but they will always return to jong
They are always /there/

>>73509713
0
they're too underage to know what it means

Why Pippa is having a meltdown:
>Pippa works on her taxes
>miscalculated her bracket %
>waymorethaniexpected.jpg
>doesn't have enough to cover what's due
>must give her house downpayment to gubbermint
Song: The Rat - Infected Mushroom

>>73509711
Lumi collabed with her first.

>>73509651
>>73509497
Its been an improvement, large indies are large for a reason, because they are entertaining asf

Why does the bait have to be so obvious during these hours? It's not even fun.

>>73509645
And to think Pippa spent over six thousand dollars on Jong
She lost more money than she made on that sponsorship

>>73509713
You should've been here for the Christmas cookie drama, that was literally Armageddon for capipis who learned the truth. We lost a lot of them that day.
mfw I actually ordered them and ate them

>>73509599
Im already so fat i need to say *beep beep* when im walking backwards... this is just enough for me to not starve

>>73509804
Filian didn't even remember some of the collabs she had with Lumi, that's how forgettable she is in groups

>>73509760
Nah she's pretty firmly into the gacha part of it and found her new fix going by the HSR tweets. Only comes back for collabs either in game of stream collabs now.

>>73509645
Surely she has an alt, right? She wouldn't just abandon us, right?

>>73509815
if they reply to themselves, what can you do?

>>73509645
When was the last time /pcg/ played jong?

>>73509842
were they good?

>>73509815
Euros are not known for being subtle with their retardation. They're very smug about it even.

>>73509470
Do five pushups, take a break, do five more, take a break, and repeat until you've done 100 total over the course of the day. That should be a good start. If I might teach you some of the fun rock climber exercises in the coming months if you make decent progress

>>73509820
But she gained a hobby and friends
rezuul

[Lumi news] Phase only zomboid server

>>73509884
We moved to /jong/

>>73509842
You ate the cuck cookies? Please tell me this is a joke. You did not put that shit in your body.

>>73509820
>And to think Pippa spent over six thousand dollars on Jong
No fucking way. Its all just cosmetic shit anyway. Pippa is so retarded.

>>73509808
They're slop.

>>73509789
Good gif
Good song
Bad rrat

>>73509789
>Why Pippa is having a meltdown:
She's not, she just fucked off for a week and gave some vague reason knowing her retards would eat it up and wish her well. She'll be back next week and either act like nothing happened, or she'll talk about having gone somewhere while ignoring how her tweet and no shows made it seem like an emergency.

Lumi news: Sakana is talking with her about setting up a Phase only zombie server

>>73509884
yesterday

>>73509842
cuckpipi... he probably shot ropes into the batter

>>73509931
reminder that /jong/ is a /wasp/ entrapment design to lure and shill literal whos to anons in order to poach /pcg/ paypigs who are the "craziest whales in vtubing"
this was confirmed in the /wasp/ leaks

>>73509851
Every post associated with this filename is bad. I'm calling bullshit.

>>73509246
Try one year, but you'll get confident before that just by seeing the effects

>>73509907
I used to think last year was Pippa’s improvement arc but now idk

>>73509804
Pippa was Fillians inspiration.

>>73509851
I'm not anymore fat than Lumi.

>>73509964
It's a retarded decision. The server will die faster than the palworld sever. Just tell the shy girls to get over it and let in Mia/vershion.

>>73509898
I don't think you understand anon, when I say I can do 5 I mean my arms are literally dead after that and they're sore for the next 2 days.

>>73508750
what if i don't know?

>>73510013
THE MYTH OF PIPPROGRESS
In this shocking book, Doomer Anon demonstrates how Pippa's current path toward progress,
based on continual CCV expansion and her claims that she is totally getting better,
runs contrary to the 3 laws of Pippa Dynamics:
>Pippa is lazy
>Pippa is addicted to engaging with drama
>Pippa is a woman

These laws, scientifically proven to harm Pippa's life in its myriad forms, have been cast aside since the 2nd phase anniversary,
first by /pcg/ schizos, kiwifarms doxers, discord groomers, deluded goslings, and SEA numberfags attracted by the idea of unlimited growth,
and more recently by the harines, a group dominated by a large influx of newfags.
Together, these incestuous circlejerks consolidate and oversimplify the reality of Pippa's situation.
They would rather delude the masses and delude themselves with sweet copium lies instead of the hard truth
that Pippa is getting worse.

Is Rie ever going to have an alternate twitter account?

>>73509952
I agree except Filian is better than anyone in phase, and her viewcount reflects that.
Same with Veibae desu

>>73510027
>anymore
any more It's not a compound word in this instance

>>73510027
Sure you are sister, got a proof to back your claim? Or did you eat it :3c

>>73509851
I believe that this post is not ioriposter.

>>73509497
does anyone actually believe this shit?

>>73509864
She loves Phase, got into vtubing because of Pippa, but did enjoy Lumi enough to keep inviting her back. She has collabed with her the most, and is setting up a major collab with some big names

>Pippa took up another gaccha game
She's hopeless.

>>73509879
Hope not, an alt opens a whole other can of worms about all the short streams and cancelations since the move. It could imply that she never stopped doing the shit she was doing in oct/nov and just started hiding it better.

I wanna hug Shiina

>>73510090
>numbers = good
You should go to /#/ you'll fit right in since that's all you care about.

>>73510027
hi, post tits onegai

>>73510013
>He was an improoooovementbro
Biggest bluepill /pcg/ ever fell for

>>73509993
they only have like one EN chuuba that people actually like there, they aren't exactly trying very hard if that is the case

>>73509884
We play over at /jong/ all the time and rooms have been cross posted /here/ from time to time. We got told to fuck off plenty.

>>73510047
it's only meant to be used for one or two Phase collabs. if it dies, it dies, doesn't matter.

>>73509993
It's a pretty shitty entrapment then, it's mostly just /pcg/ anons playing friendlies and watching other /pcg/ anons play ranked

>>73510087
In the long run it's probably better for your growth to stick it out a couple of weeks until you get your account back than starting a new one from scratch.

>>73509885
They tasted like normal cookies. A bit too salty and crunchy for my taste but I like shit like oatmeal raisin cookies so yeah.

>>73509936
>>73509980
I'm not a cuck, they're just cookies lol chill.

>>73509470
Depends on what you are looking for honestly, for example, since you just want to post yourself on twitter are you just looking for core & upper body?
You could technically neglect all other areas but I would REALLY not recommend it. If you want to start off I would recommend with body weight workouts first. 15 x 4 squats, 15 x pushups, 1 minute plank x 4, 15 x 4 sit ups 5 days a week. Make sure you eat lots of protein as well. Carbs are fine in small amounts. Stay away from fats & sugars. It is mainly core but it will be a goof foundation for future lifting you will do on arms, shoulders, & legs.

>>73510090
Kek, retards will bite this

>>73510087
When she feels like engaging with her community again after she's done meeting vtubers and weird twitch orbiters.

>>73509993
Unless the entire thing is a trap to get people to watch QB they fucked up.

>>73510171
Those scheming bitches ditched the idea but they were the ones who started it. /jong/ came from /wasp/

>>73510222
15 x 4 pushups*

Phase girls shit up these threads

>>73510052
Eat more protein and stay hydrated, particularly before bed

>>73510052
Ok, do me a favor, do five right now and then on Sunday try to do six.

>>73509884
Never did never will

>>73510189
They don't need a company server for that.

>>73510093
Tehn ptu a scape ni ti, tguoh gyu.

>>73510253
It's rightful /pcg/ clay now, there's even a schizo who occasionally complains about how it got taken over.

>Felt depressed today
>Darkened the room and went to bed
>Feeling pretty good now
Gonna get a pack of smokes, an energy drink, and do an all-nighter.
This is /pcg/ related because every talent is depressed.

>>73510282
Stop noticing, it's not healthy

>>73510013
When did you start watching her? Last year? Not shitting on you, but we weren't joking when we make fun of the people that shout "IMPROOOOOOVE"

>>73510301
Pippa WILL make it

>>73510221
You don't have to be a Saint to know those cookies are fucking cursed and you should not tangle your karma with them.

>>73510253
>femanons are responsible for jonger prosecution in /pcg/
at last, I truly see

>>73509993
We get more males and "females" posted there than /wasp/ies.

>>73510317
I did

>>73510282
Hitler posters shit it up.

>>73510317
Can't you post this ching chong shit on some other website?

>>73510170
phase's 2nd strongest shill

>>73510358
*persecution
pankosama yamete onegai

>>73510358
>prosecution

>>73510153
That's all Lumi cares about too

I haven't checked on Hololive since the debut of Euphoria. Damn I love Phase Connect

>>73509907
>But she gained a hobby
that she dropped
>>73509907
>and friends
that she also dropped/ dropped her when the numbers ran out by the look of it.

>>73510358

>>73510129
At least it means nothing bad is going on. The rrat that she is moving again might be the correct one.

>>73509597
...*sigh* just show me your dick and i will show pits, how about it?

>>73510409
>a professional cares about her paycheck
What do you get paid to do, anonymous?

>>73510439
>5 guys calling something bad
Damn Jong must be a good game

>>73510379
>Roman alphabet
>"ching chong"

What will you do if your oshi turns into a zombie and you meet her?

>>73510414
>haven't checked hololive since ever
Damn I love Phase Connect

a Phase only zomboid server is such a retarded idea
None of the Phase girls aside from Lumi are consistent or interested enough to even make it a worthwhile investment
letting a few indies is such a non-issue that I don’t understand why it can’t happen

>>73510439
The most based thing mari mari underscore EN will ever say