/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73493697
Filian

[Intro]
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Gawr Gura please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Gawr Gura please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a loli girl before
Jaws all on the floor like Petra, like Elira just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
She didn't just say what I think she did, did she?"
And Ms. Sana said
Nothing, you idiots, Ms. Sana's dead, she's locked in my basement (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Gura
"Chicka-chicka-chicka, Gawr Gura, I'm sick of her
Look at her, walkin' around, grabbin' her you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but she's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on YT and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Fuana to hump a cute moom
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Anime Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump cute animals and watamelon
Then there's no reason that a woman and another woman can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

[Chorus]
I'm Gawr Gura, yes, I'm the real Gura
All you other Gawr Guras are just imitating
So won't the real Gawr Gura please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Gawr Gura, yes, I'm the real Gura
All you other Gawr Guras are just imitating
So won't the real Gawr Gura please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 2]
Cali Mori don't gotta cuss in her raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck her, and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Gawr, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Takanashi Kiara?
Yo, shit, Pipkin Pippa better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Mumie and Shiori
And hear 'em argue over who she eat out first
Little bitch put me on blast on YVT
"Yeah, She's cute, but I think She's married to Ame, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Gawr VD (Agh!)
I'm sick of you little Niji girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

>>73493697
Pekora

>>73493697
Probably the person that you have to pretend doesn't exist.

>>73493697
gura

>>73493697
Red Gura. She killed her motivation to stream after Reflect came out. Real answer is Mori
>big subs
>multiple concert and record label deal
>second most relevant EN

>>73493697
Gura

>>73493761
Gura was more the Mori kill than Mori was ever a Gura killer

>>73493761
>mori
lol
lmao even
>>73493758
>yt kids
grim

>>73493697
The dogs have some serious marketing potential, but I also don't want them to go all in on it like Gura does because I'd rather have them stream.

>>73493697
No one. Keep in mind that the stars aligned for Gura to be what she is. Simply being charming, a good singer, cunny model, or a combination of those isn't enough on its own. With how saturated the market is now I don't think it's possible for there to ever be another Gura, unless something changes drastically.

>>73493697
Koseki. Probably doesn't count when you're a holo, or at least shouldn't.

>>73493697
Brittany Venti

>>73493722
She already killed Gura.

>>73493730
Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the vast ocean of streams, there is only Gura. There is no calm in the realm of VTubers, only an eternity of entertainment and joy, and the laughter of a shark too cute to ignore.

>>73493792
Gura streams on YT kids just as much as she streams on regular YT

>>73493945
within HoloEN? either Biboo or FuwaMoco (... or Calli). HoloJP? basically their top 5 (Suisei Pekora Marine Miko Fubuki)
outside Hololive? NONE.

wait what did you say? N-Nijisanji?? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

>>73493722
some self proclaimed whore is a Gura killer now? funny
>>73493731
bitch can't go global, enjoy your quick dopamine rushes causing by inauthentic numbers all thanks to Japanese phonewatchers
>>73493758
pathetic shilling attempt #15184898 posting this bitch should be a bannable offense on /vt/
>>73493761
only deadtards care about this con-artist's music
>>73493945
this leech can't be original, here's her latest attempt at leeching https://youtu.be/eGGI6EHQy34?t=1

>>73493697
Wait, gura is dead?

>>73494108
>links a japanese clipper for an english vtuber
Have... have we made it? Is it all coming full circle now?

Pic related MOGS Gura.

>>73494216
>mogs
at being disabled or having kids maybe

>>73493697
Salome would've surpassed Gura if she was in Hololive instead of Nijisanji

>>73493697
gura

>>73494108
>"gura gura" comes up in the game as an expression
>expect her to not talk about Gura
You might have brainworms if you think thats leeching anon

>>73494278
>Salome would've surpassed Gura if she was in Hololive instead of Nijisanji
so would selen if she actually joined with mumei

>>73494216
Shut up twitchfags. Opinion from People who watching vtuber model sleep is not counted.

Why not rope yourself while your mousey fucks the retard Connor.

>>73494216
won't even be the top dog on twitch by the end of the year anymore

>>73494339
I am convinced 60% of her audience is bots, 29% twitchfags and 1% of people who actually care about vtubers.

Assad must stay (and be completely irrelevant because 50% of his country is controlled by Russia and 50% is controlled by America).

>>73493697
forsen

>>73494216
>literally kiara tier

>>73493722
she won

>>73494444
Sounds like regular Twitch "vtuber's" audience

>>73494444
yeah ironlung has 50% connor viewers and 50% bots

Kobo. Not only for the popularity with the viewers and her looks but, like gura, kobo also got mystical vibes from holo jp talents.

>>73493875
Don't forget that was all happening while the everyone in the world was inside their homes due to the coof.

>>73494702
It's not 50% bots.
It's probably like 25% embeds and 25% bots

>>73494081
Filiancucks cope

>>73493722
some self proclaimed whore is a Gura killer now? funny
>>73493731
bitch can't go global, enjoy your quick dopamine rushes causing by inauthentic numbers all thanks to Japanese phonewatchers
>>73493758
pathetic shilling attempt #15184898 you could try something like.. this bitch vs Fuwamoco and you might get a better result
>>73493761
only deadtards care about this con-artist's music
>>73493945
this leech can't be original, here's her latest attempt at leeching https://youtu.be/eGGI6EHQy34?t=1
>>73494216
https://youtu.be/jos-puWVqj4
MY $100,000 VTUBER CONCERT - 176k views
https://youtu.be/pKa8iAs0gb0
lowest viewed Gura's vod - 183k views
>>73494299
not worthy to lick the dirt off Gura's shoes
>>73494542
kill all twitchfaggots and boomers
>>73494816
come back when this seadog finally beats Bijou

>>73494278
>spoiler
Couldn't, because Hololive doesn't spend its money on bots.

smells like nijisisters in here

>>73493697
*block your path*

The real Gura killer was Gura herself.

>>73494216
no, with out connor she'd be a nobody

>>73493697
My Oshi Biboo

>>73495227
filian streams gura dosent and you call us cucks? nice jork bro

>>73495700
All she did was make Gura stream again.

What a garbage thread.

>>73495700
Nice 40k ccv

>>73495700
why do these botfuckers even bother with this? Just superchat someone who you actually want to support rather than doing this shit.

>>73495700
Why is it always Biboo getting botted?

>>73494265
>He doesn't know

>>73493730
i just fucking rapped this whole thing, fuck yeah

>>73495717
too obvious sister

>>73496043
Lmao what kind of botter bot a 20k ccv stream about wolfquest, what were they trying to achieve? this kills the algorithm cover should really look more into this

>>73496043
What site is this? I always see it. I want to be a number monkey too.

>>73496340
that one's vrabi. The number thread always has a list of sites with all the fancy number stuff.

>>73495542
She is the one who made Conor popular. She is the true queen of vtubing. Where is Gura's award?

>>73496426
Thanks. I'm gonna ape it up against some Nijis

>>73493758
Don't be ridiculous... We are talking about vtubers here, not about miss: 'I got a vtuber model on my 19.5 million subs channel, so now I am the number 1 vtuber.' Plus, she is making content for 7yo's. I don't think that any adult would watch her content unless they are clinically retarded.

>>73493697
Gura. She'd be the undisputed queen of vtubing if she actually streamed

>>73495700
She isn't. Biboo is averaging 7k-8k... there is a retard in here who has been attacking her and FWMC with bots, to screw with their numbers. Is the same with this stream.

>>73496468
>Plus, she is making content for 7yo's. I don't think that any adult would watch her content unless they are clinically retarded.

There are ruffians on this board.

>>73496043
Because is not support, is an attack. They had been trying to push the idea that this is to help them, or make Advent number 1, but that only because they were caught with their pants down by 4chan. In reality, this is just a butthurt idiot, angry that his oshi is not getting views, so he has been screwing with Bijou and FWMC to make it look like the top 2 of Advent are getting high viewership just due to bots.

>>73496468
Anon she got a vtuber model at 14m subs.
Even if you only go from her vtuber model onwards, she mogs gura.
This is incredible by any metric.

>>73495301
>gura's name comes up as part of the game
>talks about gura for a moment after it comes up
>leeching
That's retarded. You're retarded.

>>73493697

Nobody, Salome got the closest in her early months, and Filian is growing at solid speed. But even then... losing the number 1 most subscribed position, isn't really killing her. I think Gura would be way happier if she wasn't even in top 10, as she never enjoyed her position and the attention it brings. But a Gura killer would be someone who would steal her audience, and leave her with nothing. And there is nobody like that.

>>73496862
https://youtu.be/1NNWbmiwLfI?t=96

>>73493697
Kobo. It's actually brutal how much better her orisongs are than Gura's.

>>73493722
Filian isn't a chuuba, she's a VRchat whore and rent-a-host. I'm pretty sure op meant actual vtubers.

>>73497403
More of a vtuber than your 2 dimensional straightjacket, strapped-to-a-chair grifters.

Marine has 600 MILLLION more channel views than Gawr Gura.

Marine will be the biggest channel in terms of subs as well sooner rather than later because Gura doesn't cultivate her community and doesn't wish to grow her channel anymore.

>>73493697
Salome

but as quickly she took off, she quickly burned out

>>73496810
She actually got a model at 17.5 million, so both are wrong. And no, is not all that impressive. She was growing at a steady pace of +200-300k for the past 8 years my dude. If anything, her vtuber model actually slowed things down for her, as it seem to have halved her growth. I don't think you realize how big she was before. This month, she deleted videos worth over 16 billion views.

>>73497533
We are talking about global chubas, not Japanese. Because if we considered JP, Hololive alone has Pekora, Marine, and Miko that make Gura look like a mid-carder.

>>73497146
>it's leeching I can prove it!
>they both said "boko boko ni suru"!
>read the signs!
So is everyone that learned that phrase after gura a leech then? Can no one learn japanese without riding her coattails?

>>73496468
>I don't think that any adult would watch her content unless they are clinically retarded
So, chumbuds

>>73496908
>Salome got the closest in her early months
botted jp nijiniggers don't count
she literally lost 90% of her "viewers" in less than a year

>>73493697
No one outside hololive ever even came close.
Within hololive, Kobo was the closest thing by far. Someone probably has the chart with the viewership growth, she's the only other holo who ever had an insane outsized curve compared to everyone else.

>>73494216
The very fact that we are in a thread asking "who was the closest to being a gura killer?" and there are always threads in the catalog talking about gura this and gura that when she's not even streaming is all the proof you need to know this is a lie. Gura owns this board without even trying. There are no "who is the ironmouse killer?" threads. There are probably at least half a dozen clipper channels that just repackage Gura's content that each have more views than ironmouse does.

And don't forget things like "Nijisanji interviewers literally seethe rent free over Gura". Lol lmao.

>>73493697
not a gura "killer," but the chuuba that's had the most success with gura viewers is probably neuro sama (ouside of hololive at least). they have pretty similar audience appeal. some gooba songs played on stream one time and the chat was full of chumkeks

>>73498458
This is the real answer. It's been 2 months since Gura last streamed on her channel and she averages less than 2 streams per month, but she is a constant topic of discussion anyway. It's not going to change if she's "dethroned" either because there's a want and need that only Gura can fulfill. It's the only reason sisters can't put this whole thing to bed, let Gura fade into irrelevance, and move on to anti the new hotness.

>>73498458
gura is a special case, and its odd some choose to argue that fact. just let her be special, we have room for her -and- more to be regarded as such, but remember the moment everyone starts to want their oshis at that level nobody is truly special. Credit to gura for achieving what she has done, mainly in the past, to still be this iconic.

>>73493697
Gura is irrelevant. Literally every JPvtuber mogs her.

>>73496688
baubau nigga

The Gura killer

>>73496100
He does know thats why he posted it

>>73493722
Filian literally said she gets mogged by Gura

>>73493697
Whoever decided to turn her into Hololive's mascot.

>>73493697
Kobo got the closest to a natural Gura killer. FWMO can't grow at the same rate Kobo can. Marine is strong but had to jack up her numbers with tik tok and other shit Gura doesn't even touch. Everyone else doesn't run the same playing field or metric. Might as well start using flesh tubers at that point.

>>73493722
>>73494081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME6TBt5g2JY&t=9842s
See 2:44:37 - 2:46:00
Filian doesn't think so, she even compares herself to Gura.

>>73494216
Regularly does pity subathons, leeches herself to a cringe weeb and his cast of sycophants, pretends to be ill.
She's a grifter who regularly wins pointless twitch awards that are hosted by her circle of friends.

>>73497985
>botted jp nijiniggers don't count
prove it to us then anon

>>73506953
yap yap yap

>>73493722
yeah, I used to like gura a lot and filian is pretty much the closest you’ll get. the archetypal gura fan slots in as a snacker pretty easily. bonus: people will still call you a numberfag

>>73497403
What's an "actual vtuber"?

>>73497403
this type of insult is super ironic considering gura literally wanted to become a react streamer herself, but was forced not to by her chat throwing a giant temper tantrum. and now we get no gura at all

>>73493697
Gura

>>73493697
Gura herself

>>73512361
In what universe is that a thing? Hololive members can't do reaction streams, because everything they would show on stream would need permissions, because reaction content breaks copyrights.

>>73493697
dokibird

Salome and Kobo

>>73493730
i want all the gura clones and the gura killers lined up just like in the slim shady MV

>>73497588
the vtuber model is really to hide her face because let's face it, these women aren't getting any younger

>>73498458
>There are probably at least half a dozen clipper channels that just repackage Gura's content
What would they clip? She doesn't stream.

>>73493697
it wasn't a who but a what
"shenanigans", perms, rust and copyright

If gura killers didn't work why is she dead?

>>73493722
Fillian herself disagrees with this take.

>>73520703
She’s coming back tommorow

>>73496468
>I don't think that any adult would watch her content unless they are clinically retarded.
Might I introduce you to chumbuds