/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73480672
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>73480687
Amen

>>73480672
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
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>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

God bless >>40587423

RIP coffee granules...

>>73479699
Artists hate his pink and purple coat so much that they used to only draw him in his black and white underwear that is not part of his original model (at least his second outfit resembles the one they like so there's that)

Ok take this with a massive grain of salt
Holostars EN is working on a solo debut
Rough lore is an Arthur Dent/Flash Gordan spaceman knockoff where some random guy got accidently abducted by some aliens and spent a few years hopping around the universe on various misadventures
Lore video will be him literally crashing in to the guild, destroying the library and alchemy rooms in the process
Will mention several times that he's just a "temporary member of Guild Tempus" until he pays back Altare for the repairs to the guild (plus interest) and enough to fix his spaceship
They've narrowed it down to two potential candidates
It was three for awhile but one was reject cause they really wanted to use 'space cadets" for their fan name

>>73480870
hakkloaca...

>>73481189
Graduation schizo?

Feeling schizo today, aren’t we

>>73480608
I think the off-stream work has been getting him more cranky and being in Japan also took him out of his comfort zone so he's been more "aggressive" but he's still as cute and sweet as he was a few months ago, his menshis aren't bfe perse but it's where he allows himself to just sit back and chill which is why they're perceived that way

New dino pics from Haban-mama just dropped

>>73481555

This is still going, because I chose an unsightly piece count.

https://jiggie.fun/mans

>>73481189
>flash gordon
i now believe your schizo rrat because an old man mentioned him to me yesterday

>>73481678
...holy shit

>>73481653

>>73481617
topkek at the doodles on the side but uwoooohh handsome banchou

i miss mama's boobs...

>>73481726
A lot of stuff in Star Wars was based off of that, its actually well known by older people

>>73481189
>'space cadets"

notmagni's leech friend..

>>73481617
Her art is too good for this hellish mortal plane

https://twitter.com/GhostXGhostTW/status/1778626408887312435

>>73481678
Wow.

>>73481802
yeah?

>>73481834
Hes not a leech and its just cadets

>>73481147
as a drawfag, I don’t dislike it but patterns are too much effort when I just wanna doodle… and it was hiding his slut boots and shorts

>>73481189
>more members for Tempus
Armada......

>>73481488
he's using the roons to take his work frustrations out... hot

>>73481653
hey i was looking for you last thread >>73478550

>>73481865

bro i am confused are we pro magni dezmond or anti magni dezmond

>>73481956
kek I'm not the usual anon, I just edit the easy ones whenever I'm online because I like their bit

>>73482008
We are magni dezmond

>>73481189
2/10 rrat
Although the part about vespers and magni's rooms getting blown up is funny

Although if we ever did a spaceman themed vtuber, he better do a cover of the only good Space Brothers OP
https://youtu.be/n5GigTfY5iU?si=9hpGzzK-sRJfyYAP

BANCHOU IN 3 MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkBNkmDFxwE

>>73482146
>30 minutes
Chat truly does mirror the streamer...

>>73481617
Liquified banchou my beloved

>>73482008
I like magni but don't care enough to reply to the schizo.

>>73481189
No way stars en can carry a solo debut. A duo debut of an alien and spaceman meant to lure in lost fujos might be kino though

>>73481973
can somebody link that video please

>>73481946
I agree desu

>>73482146
What is even the point of solo Content Warning, that sounds like even more boring than solo Lethal Company

>>73482056
If we're talking spaceman music he should do https://youtu.be/H79AzmM6_Fk and then immediately kill himself, for the bit
it's not funny

>>73482278
https://twitter.com/bloo_chimpanzee/status/1773311758649725042

>>73482301
Probably just an opportunity for him to talk with his chat while he's trying to figure out how the game works before the collab.

>>73482008
We're neutral to Magni, but anti-Bettel.

>>73482275
Alien?

>>73482381
Kek NTA but I can see that happening

>>73482008
I'm Anti quitters. BOTH of them broke OUR HEARTS. It gives me joy knowing the alchemist pretty much regrets it after watching his lame video.

Since there's a topic about more stars, We need an EN Trap already. Both JP femboy(Kira) and Trap(Kaoru) failed and where they failed EN shall succeed, and I want him to be as cute as Giselle.

>>73482580
anti-bettel because he’s pro-magni

>>73482647
EN audience doesn't deserve a trap.

>>73482647
Trapfags get out

>>73482381
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73482647
>pretty much regrets
He was very angary about what happened last summer and hes been saying it since it happened, Hes moved on now but still upset at what happened to him happened.

>loses it at a "ponder the orb" reference
kek

>>73482647
>pretty much regrets
He was very angary about what happened last summer and hes been saying it since it happened, He has moved on now but still upset at what happened to him.

>>73482874
He hit snailtale level

>>73482301
i trust the dumb dino to make it funny

>>73482008
Anti but I don't care enough to reply to baits

>>73482647
what we truly need is a shota

>>73482865
...so what happened to him?

>>73482350
I'm trying to think of any other spaceman stuff he could sing
>A few gintama OPs
>Gundam Ops
>Macross
>Yamoto or Harlock
>rocketman for unarchive karaoke

>>73483043
we don't know, that's just how he referred to it at times.
NDA gots his tongue

>I don't think fruits exist in Japan outside yuzu

>>73483039

>>73483403
R

>>73483403
ewwtare

>>73483403
O

>>73483403
P

>>73483403
Why did you have to leave...

>>73483403
E

>>73482618
An illegal alien taking up residence in the guild hall

JURARD CONTENT TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkBNkmDFxwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkBNkmDFxwE

All I wanna do is draw my Tempus oshis, and my gacha wife
BUT GOD KEEPS ON SLAPING MY DICK BUT I WONT BE SMACKED DOWN

Guys, he's so sad...

>>73483719
Don't worry! Hakka and will destroy any invader like the legal guild resident he is!

I need banchou to use the sad toggle more

They took that special first time from him...

>i don't care about first times
any guesses on who took jurard's first times?

He's holding a grudge...

>"Turns out I was the only one fighting for a cause~!!"

JTR...

cuck prince...

>3 more will come later
ARMIS 2 IS COMING

This is truly a treasure trove of dramatic banchou speeches.

kek how long has that been there

>>73483975
I need him to use his DINO TOGGLE

>>73484323
KEK

Wish someone made a neater nametag in his theme if he's going to keep getting joke tier subs

>"I don't need no right hand man, because I've got right and left hands right here"

>>73481956
I don't have it, I usually paste it directly from paint. But I know which one you're talking about, it was recently, so if you have the original art you can probably find it in the replies

>"YOU THINK MARKIPLIER NEEDED A FRIEND TO FILM HIM?? NOOOO!!"

Watching Shinri getting excited in the game makes me so happy...

>>73484496
same. something like tavi's debussy dolls would be cute

It's a good thing he's practicing...

soothing voice banchou

what a "soothing" voice

My oshi is actually precious, my goodness...

i want to jumpscare banchou and laugh at him while he screams and then cuddle him close to my chest when he cries

He met Snailtare~

I want to give him strawberry hard candies from my bag like a grandma.

God, he's so fucking cute and stupid

Do you like your oshi a normal amount, or are you consuming all knowledge and information about kois as you can because it's scratching a certain itch? The koi is actually quite fascinating as a fish, specifically the kois that are specially bred for their colors. In fact, I can say with confidence that Puniko would be classified as a 'Sanke' koi because his pattern matches the description of it.

My oshi is actually pitiful, my goodness...

>>73485625
YWNBAK

jurard is just a lonely boy who started vlogging to get online friends

we despise regis altare

jutard is the EWWposter

>>73483043
How do you say you moved on from something but are still very upset about it thats like saying you moved on but still think about it all the time

we desire regis altare

GET SLIMED

this stream makes me feel like I passed on my lonely curse to my retard son

>Anime Impulse meet n greets instantly sold out

>>73485950
NA Tempura are on that beat. To be fair, it was never really expected to happen.

>>73485843
Seething?

>>73485843
loops are eternal

>JURARD MID REXFORD

i'm the only vesrawrity itt...

banchou's doing kinda well alone

>>73485750
Goldfish are kind of cool too. They can be set apart from the koi by the lack of barbels. Cool stuff.

And trees are being removed in favor for shit ass housing for niggers from California.
Fuck em

can’t believe he prepared for that KEK

I need a sugar mommy koipanion with giant tits I can cry into about not being able to pursue my dream of marine biology while she explains cool koi facts

how does he even know about CFCs

>>73486371
> E N V I R O N E M N T

>>73486371
I'm guessing he got that info beaten into his noggin when he was in elementary school and the ozone hole was the rage in the global media

tomorrow is masturbation day

a bit after debut i thought the shikamane bits were played out but post-japan arc i absolutely adore this woman kicking his stupid ass giwtwm

>>73486556
ToT

>>73486556
too bad jurard can't survive another beating, apparently

>it's pulsating!

The aggressively loud scroll wheel really adds to the videos

Just tuned in and Jurard is being stupid again.

>>73487229
sasuga

>>73487229
he is, always.

I'd like Jurard a little more if he was like 10-15 years older. He needs the tiredness of life to weigh him down a little.

>>73488002
we already have shinri and bettel for that

>>73488002
give him a year and we'll have the same situation as Bettel in this thread

>>73413832
Spent too long polishing a turd

i love jurard's outro bgm

>raids yopi collab with ougaman
>she's ending
JOBBER HOLOSTARS FOREVER

>>73488133
KEK nice job anon

Am I banned in iofi's chat? Wat

>>73488307
>chatear
yes that's what you get for being a minority
type something, dude, then the icon to send it appears

>>73488133
Based, ty anon

>>73488002
let me have the annoying younger brother experience while I still can, I already feel the tiredness for the both of us

>>73488002
shut up. i love his positive energy, blind optimism, and never give up attitude. i used to have those before i hit 30

im watching old member streams and remembering incredible stuff

*chu*

https://twitter.com/CocoBambi8/status/1778647384760951077

>>73490993
Armis is literally the Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou experience.
At the same time, they're also Big Time Rush.

>>73492177
>Big Time Rush
huh, that really explains why i like them so much

>>73493398
Bettelion make the ugliest art

>>73493700
idk I love this reaction image so for me this is the greatest fanart of him ever

>>73493700
Ugly art for an ugly oshi, just as God intended

>next stream in 12+ hours

>>73494724
WE
NEED
MORE
BOYS

>>73494724
>>73494755
flayon yakuza in 30 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT9FmLtHrfs

>>73494918
wait what the hell
thank you Flayon

>>73494724
>>73494755
Flayon in a bit. Also isn't Hakka live in 2 and a half hours with Ib according to his schedule?

>>73494981
Ib is tomorrow, and Flayon must have changed the time because when I checked the holodex earlier it said his yakuza stream was at 8pm EDT, not 8am

catched up with mama's vod and no one else pointed it out itt
>no streams from him the week starting on April 21st
>will do Twitter spaces
can't wait to see what those famous idol duties were all about

red telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT9FmLtHrfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT9FmLtHrfs
>>73495679
>>73302025

Why do we call the blue slut Altare? But when we feminize him, we call him Regina? Makes no dang sense

"I'M TRAPPED! I'M-I'M IN A JIGSAW~!!"
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1778687510929109431
He's actually amazing at this. That Blair Witch watchalong really paid off.

>>73495679
3D announcement in Hakka's birthday?

daylight savings are kicking my ass i barely woke up for this stream

Axel come back, new VCR Rust server

The bathroom jump and thr exclusive heat action it has are still so good

I have a great need to jump this man's bones and do some light chewing on his neck as he writhes in a mix of pain and pleasure

>>73496463
He's dying from allergies

slut to slut communication

>last time i had a fight like this i was 15
Flayon fights old yakuza men CONFIRMED

>>73496903
The oneechans can cure him

Kuze somehow accomplishes to be both cool and lame

>>73497221
TAKE THAT BACK FAGGOT

>>73497173
He doesn't care about oneechans anymore, only chiikawa

DELICIOUS KIRYU ASS

uuuu... yokatta na, banchou...

>>73497667
They wanted to slap that tail

I can already see his pride getting beat down by Mr Shakedown

>>73496463
>>73496903
I hereby take his allergies as my own so that he may enjoy himself with the hot sexy neechans in the server.

>>73498059
Our strongest soldier, now kill his friends so there's no field trip anymore

>Altare thinks Flay can beat him up
>Flay thinks Altare can beat him up
I need to see the 2 of them fight it out

>>73498185
KEK

>>73497806
What tail?

my favorite substory

>>73484976
This unfortunately scratches an autistic itch of mine. They're so cute, thanks for sharing kek

Watching the pass the lore vod. Fuck you Ruze for introducing your gay buttsex porno puppet into the story

>>73498277
Flay can physically beat him up
Flay cant mentally beat him up, and would take it instead

>>73499309
I'm more disappointed in Altare for cutting out Axel's fruity tourists

>>73499512
The dingo was just passing on Gobu's fruity tourists for Altare to rapemurder, donmai

>>73499309
Where’s that anon that was adamant about him not purposely derailing things into homestuck and how only it’s a small thing for him and his audience

>>73499694
I'm not actually mad about it, I just wanna bonk that bastard

>I would've used this type of pictures to argue on gamefaqs
kek wtf

>>73499933
Nothin' like a good reaction image

Yokimichi Silvers as StarsEN
>Krazy Kyo Jurard
>Sleazy Tarashi Bettel
>Bad Boy Aku Ruze

>>73500114
fucking perfect

>>73500114
I kinda wonder what would happen with the 3 of them left alone in a room. No game, just padded walls

>>73500114
Good job

did he just say
>Habla espanol? No time for that goku
kek

>>73500114
amajing

braprawrity...
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1778787900207075448

MISS TATSU

>Sugar Moobs
lmao

>>73500504
I hope you find a miss Tatsu to protect you one day anon

>>73500504
Miss Tatsu is legit goals for me

The slime that raped banchou? All me.
https://youtu.be/mkBNkmDFxwE?t=2998

Beast mode is the best style in the game after majima's rush style

I wanna beat nips with a motorcycle wtf. Living the dream

Need me a bitch like this

>>73500877
iktf, i bet that red head could take a dick like a pro

>>73500924
heh

kek please just let him save

Time to bully children in the tiny car race game

These are the times I like watching Flayon. When he's fucking around doing kino VA shit

>EVERYBODY SEX

It should be illegal to be as moe as Kiryu

>>73498185
cute haban mama

>>73501690
His game choice for the last month or so has been really good, with yakuza we get to enjoy both the japanese va AND Flayon's va I really want him to play Like a dragon with the English dub too because it's surprisingly good and he'd really enjoy it

RED PILOT LOVE

We need more boys

HELP US
OR AT LEAST ME, IM THE HAKKITO BEING STRUNG UP AND NIGGAFIED
I DON'T WANNA BE KFC

>>73504343
the zipper all the way to his toes and the easy access holes are gonna make me act up

>>73504653
YES! ACT AND SAVE US PLEASE

>>73504343
Niggafied you say?

>Youtube just gave me the notification Flayon streamed
T-thanks

>>73504721
I needed some help on the plantation

>>73504721
>no dreads
>no donut lips
Is this what they call transracial?

>>73505645
Not all black people have those...

Don't know if this has been posted but panel tickets are on sale for burgeranons https://x.com/animeimpulse/status/1778498249332281527

Is Bettel moving again?

>>73507431
It wasn't posted, I thought of doing it last night but then I realized that the lazy fucks don't deserve to get shit.
Back in the day we used to get all tweets from everyone posted with a screenshot, but now you'll get luck to see anything bar the usual 3 anons (me included) that share stuff when they're around

>>73480687
I'm a tourist to /mans/ but this ritual post is really cool.
While im here, what are some good stars to watch as a striaght ruffian who likes bro streamers?

>>73507431
I talked about buying it yesterday!

>>73508162
Altare Axel Hakka Ruze and really all of them if they are live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGhoqcZ1HtY

>>73507976
Even at its peak this thread has always been lazy, I don't look at twitter as much nowadays so I'm always late on announcements but I post whenever I can

>>73508162
I feel the first temprizz shows a good intro to them and a short 1hr 30 min keeps it a quick watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NYfE7OX3vo&t=17s
Temprizz Armis edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4UzsFK1wpA

>>73508162
They're all pretty different personality and content wise so I'd ask what you're into. Collabs with Bettel, Hakka, Axel and Ruze are usually what straightbros are into

octavio wtf

>>73508162
i agree, you should start with temprizz.

hakka and octavio's karaokes
bettel, axel and hakka's zatsus for fun banter w/ chat
jurard and ruze if you enjoy kayfabe
jurard and altare for silly lil bro experience
flayon, octavio and bettel for hot takes on pop culture
goldie, ruze, shinri, altare for gaming
shinri and altare for chill vibes
jurard and bettel for loud = funny

>>73508162
Everyone’s ignoring the obvious answer. Bettel’s streams with his brother Bettel 2 because they’re stupid pink and blue twins like your dogs. Try their family feud or mario kart one

I just caught up to pass the lore and octavio completely underestimated how many words the retards can remember KEK

>>73510300
Kys he asked for good streams, Bettel 2 is one of the most boring person I had the displeasure of listening to.

>>73510300
Well yeah, that too. Just wanted to see what exactly they're looking for in male chuubas though. Also gonna suggest their chess vod for more white retards (affectionate) fighting. Here's a clip. There's more where that came from in the VOD.
https://youtu.be/XTK4DRn_LIs?si=T6xoXMQ2koOCqiDI
>>73510408
Be nice to the lads in YAGOO's Group Home for Anime Boys

>>73508324
>Altare in collabs
YES
>Altare by himself
NO (yumepandering lvl 100)

That's my advice for the ruffian.

>>73510300
Do you think GB will ever get his siblings into a stream and we can have a twin vs triplet showdown?

>>73502576
FLAY CUDDLES

>>73510713
I mean, if they like twins then suggesting the twins is a no-brainer

>>73511138
>The white twins vs boricua triplets who ideally all sound like different racial stereotypes

>>73511313
>Goldbullet
Our boricua auntie
>Silverbullet
Whitest man alive surpassing Bettel
>Bronzebullet
Chingchong little sister that really likes rice

>>73511538
>The Bullet triplets beat them with the power of proper seasoning techniques
>The Gavis twins retaliate by calling the police, reasoning their competitors will get shot
>Silverbullet's Ultimate Oreo Powers confuse and frighten the police
>Police decide to shoot EVERYONE out of paranoia

>>73512509
k-kino

>>73508162
It'd probably help if you mentioned what you like best about the doggy girls. Someone go get the ruffzader; I'm too hag tier for this
Bettel probably has the broadest "brotuber" appeal given how often he gets compared to Jerma. Axel and Ruze are also up there.
Goldbullet is good at gaming and plays older titles (Donkey Kong Country, Legend of Zelda), but some people get filtered by his fruity voice. Blew up a grandma with a rocket launcher in RE4.
Jurard and Ruze are dedicated to their kayfabe.
(I'm not sure how much I'd recommend Jurard. Like the girls, he's a dedicated hard worker who loves Hololive and managed to mega weeb his way to success. He also looks up to Markiplier and likes to go for that era's style of loud=funny. Pako loves to show up to bully him, and you can backseat him if you want. However, sometimes he goes into bits that sound like a 12 year old girl's fanfic.)

>STARSEN BOYS AND THEIR REACTION TO (YOU)/THEIR LOVER TURNING INTO A FUTA OVERNIGHT

Shinri- would not hesitate to let you know this would never change his feelings for you, but secretly thrilled thinking of all the new kinky shit you can do together now
Goldbullet- doesn't even try to hide his excitement. to him, the best of both worlds
Ruze- after the initial surprise, not too bothered either way. not afraid to try new things with your newfound appendage in the slightest
Octavio- mostly curious and ready to investigate how such a thing could happen, but would offer to surgically repair you if the change bothers you too much
Hakka- would at first be very shocked and very shy, but after a quick adjustment period would realize he is actually a big fan
Flayon- constantly battling with himself to "be normal" about it. takes some time getting used to things, but does out of his immense love for you
Jurard- the shock of it all is hard for him to overcome. sex becomes awkward for quite some time, unless your penis is now bigger than his in which case it's all over
Bettel- absolutely disgusted, would take many anal rape sessions before he is able to get used to it

I couldn't think of anything good for shiny spicy use your own imagination

>>73513009
>bits that sound like a 12 year old girl's fanfic
Thank you for putting it into words for me.

>>73513065
I refuse to turn into a futa. Very gay :C

>>73513065

>>73513065
But anon, I've been pegging my oshi every night. Where's the difference?

>>73513100
The bits are too genuine to call it simple fujobaiting. I firmly believe that he's absorbed bits of the culture from close fujoshi friends and/or has an abandoned Wattpad or FanFiction.net account.

>>73513065
Octavio should know better than to attempt to fix that shit surgically having a rotpocket is way worse than a penis even if you absolutely hate it

>>73513065
altare - somewhat offput by it but tries to be polite nonetheless. instead of regular sex, he now prefers to bring you to the regular tempus rape sessions so you can dick down the rest of tempus together.
axel - completely grossed out and would refuse to touch your dick until you explain that it's the same as that one hot futa chick from nier. with patience he'd slowly get used to it as long as you don't make it too gay and would probably want to see you fuck another girl with him.

>>73513065
... this was made by a man pretending to be a woman pretending to turn into a woman with a penis.

After what felt like an eternity, getting back to back streams feels really nice. I wake up to Flayon and go to sleep to Flayon

>>73513854
wait... why do these sound kinda nice...

My dad is fucking gay

Hehehe no one will know I like Axel

>>73515798
Slut give Axel back I want to watch his streams

>>73515798
I like you too random citizen of /mans/

>>73517022
You think Axel knows that reference?

>>73511313
>triplets
This for some reason came to mine the moment i saw triplets.

>>73517022
AIEEEEEEEEE

>>73517103
Thing about Aniki its pretty hard to tell if he would know, guy has knowledge of old ass /m/ stuff but dont really know memes. So i am guessing he doesnt.

>>73517260
Is that you aniki

>>73514683
i'm gay bt- WAIT

>>73517449
I wish i could be a anime protag like aniki

>>73517503
HEY EVERYONE THIS ANON IS GAY

>"GIBBY!"
Auntie almost falls back on his ass as Jurard jumps into his arms. The little boy had been very energetic recently but also very attached to him. His best friends Ruze and Octavio had already been picked up by their parents from the daycare, so now it was only a few kids left waiting to be picked up. There was something strange to this situation, however: Jurard had already been picked up.
>"Jurard, I thought your mom had already picked you up to go home an hour ago?"
As expected of a preschooler, he lacked the life experience to pull off a succesful diversion and Goldbullet stopped him from talking about games he wants to play.
>"I think mama forgot about it. But it's okay, I can play with you more now!"
Jurard tried jumping to the floor straight from Gibby's hands but the experienced daycare teacher was able to gently hold him back.
>"Let me call her and she will come pick you up!"
Hoping this would actually cheer up the little dino he was surprised to see his expression falter.
>"But I don't want to go home. At home I only play alone."
Huh!? Jurard's mother must have been quite busy recently to forget to pick up her son and to not be able to play with him. He didn't expect the next words to leave the boy's mouth.
>"And then, when I play too loud she always says she wants to go back in time and not have me."
Before Goldbullet was actually able to properly process those words, a woman with a shaky gait walked into the room, picking Jurard from Goldbullet's arms and putting him on the floor, making him tail behind her. Seemingly disappointed in her appearance, Jurard turned around and apologised in his mother's stead as they left the daycare one hour later than they should have.

>>73517103
He may know it because Altare keeps repeating it and Bettel likes Megamind, but Axel himself hasn't ever watched the movie.

>>73518028
Apologize

>>73518028
FAKE AND GAY QUEEN REXFORD LOVES JURARD

>>73518028
why would you write this, anon?

>>73517503
FAG

>>73518028
ah, reminds me of my childhood. i used to do chores and clean up the daycare every evening to help them close because my dad was so many hours late to pickup.

stolen from catalog Now you too can have your own Ruze pawn https://x.com/DragonsDogma/status/1778884570462712318

>>73520215
Oh neat, he did get that sponsorship so it's cool he's being added as an official pawn.
Will boot the game again during the weekend just throw him off a cliff

>>73513667
He's definitely at least read a decent amount of fanfiction. He knows the tropes very well.

>>73520215
kek the nickname ruru sounds too cute for someone like ruze

https://twitter.com/DragonsDogma/status/1778884570462712318?t=YQ1xUdPoOPnFZcAOrKRLEA
https://dragonsdogma.com/2/en-us/officialpawn/
Ruze is now in the Official Pawns list for Dragon's Dogma 2

>captcha is RPGW

>>73513854
>instead of regular sex, he now prefers to bring you to the regular tempus rape sessions so you can dick down the rest of tempus together.
Ah, the dream.

>>73520439
bro you know you can thread read a little before posting >>73520215

Bad dragon autism paid off

>>73520510
usually we say "NOW KISS" or something positive

>>73519888
anon...

>>73521520
I'll make you get a positive pregnancy test

>>73521520
Only when they posted at the same time i.e. 20 seconds tops between each post, not 4 minutes

>>73521520
"now kiss" is for when they're posted near the same time as each other and not several minutes later with posts in between

>>73521669
>>73521674
now kiss

>>73521520
i love it when newfags out themselves

Why is Tempus so lazy

Restinping G4L group cover

https://twitter.com/NeoMonkeyMan/status/1778789746040262977

>>73522265
Gunpla terms never ever

>>73516436
Yeah what this guy said, we miss him :<

>>73522913
Is he a pesterchumer now?

>>73522913
It's over...

>>73522913
This is Bettel's fault btw

>>73523241
This is why Cover hates hiring white people so much

>>73523194
Meow meow fuck you Ruze

Tickling Altare's throat pussy

>>73524411
I think Banchou may still be colourblind