/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Add savehymn to frens in next OP?

>>73427721
yeah my bad it was a rush order

>>73427997
All good. Thanks for baking

baaaamp

baaamp

https://twitch.tv/youho0411
Birthday girl Yuuho is still playing block game

>>73430130
>didnt mean to play minecraft for so long
>now getting ready for singies

>>73430130
>she collabed with her oshi for her bday
>did lots of sexpesting
>is afraid the more she interacts with her,the more she's gonna be hated
i did not catch any of that cause a certain awkward little sister made sure to knock me out into a deep slumber but im pretty sure she's not being hated for being a cute dork and just having brainworms, will check the vod later

>>73430130
singies time
>today im eating pizza~~

>>73430130
not sure if hand drawn or game screenshot but it looks cool

>>73430130
she's having fun with this thing
and might make a channel redeem

>>73430130
>i had a great time
>after stream i'm gonna eat pizza, drink alcohol and play minecraft and probably fall asleep in my chair
sounds like a great bday to me

>>73430788
>>73430130
>ending stream, trying to raid someone nice
>her oshi shows up in chat
>apologises for sexpesting (sekuhara) her with kisses
so im pretty sure that was not perceived as anything negative by her oshi

>>73430130
going through the VOD
>she's showcasing presents she got
>lots of cosmetics stuff
>a block game creeper controller stand
>a couple gunplas

>>73432808

>>73432808
a giant pile of retro games including
>goonies
>mini yonku racer
>bomberman 2
>mindseeker

soft sheep hag erotic
by this guy https://skeb.jp/@VTnate5sei

>>73430130
>playing Kirby with her oshi and trying to see how many times she can get kissed

>>73433918
this is what a kiss looks like in game

>>73433918
she is all happy and giggly about it and slso counting the kisses by drawing 正正正
about 1h10 min into the vod

>>73433918
>Kirby was a trauma game for her
>when she last tried playing it a bunch or hardcore kirby fans were being backseating and rude in chat
>but when she built the Kirby not-lego set the other day she felt in love with the character again
and it's now clearly a game about kissing her oshi as much as possible

>>73433918
>she got lots of kisses

I know this thread likes to punt stuff
https://twitter.com/FuriVRev/status/1778379723988402435
WARNING: Welsh Weather, Animal Abuse, Ferret Flesh

>male wool tuber appears on my timeline
>already involved in drama

>>73436709
is it the green one with the syringe?

https://www.twitch.tv/itsmoisi
gremlin noises sheep's taking care of her farm in stardew valley!

>>73436774
yes. sad to see in the sheep tuber community

>>73436917
Twitch decided to buffer, lower quality and show its ugly UI right when i took the screencap
and i think that made it better honestly

raki owns kuromi stickers... para warned us about girls like those

>>73438971
she is not super insane about sanrio afaik
pretty sure most cute chuubas own some hello kitty or cinamonroll paraphernalia the one you have to fear make sanrio their whole identity
and huh, yeah we might have a worse case to worry about
>first thing on her DREAMS list: Sanrio collab

so anyways, a cute innocent, girlie, fuwafuwa JP sheep with a very soft voice and design is playing Animal Crossing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6qd63XqcSM

>>73439768
>https
>>73439768
>thinks she doesnt have any trait that makes her really stand out, not super amazing at streaming, not great at drawing
>still happy to be cheered on
>can't think of a single word to say i'm a BLANK vtuber
this seems very familiar
she has said multiple times that is looks like she would do ASMR but never will and i kinda agree but also i she will one day so im not gonna push this adequate description

>>73439768
>today she is trying to design a board game bar where you would want to spend a long time
>something that looks cool, but she is more used to making cute designs
>there will not be any sussy activities on the second floor

>>73436917
moisi wants you to look at her stinky feet

>>73439768
>keeping it bright for now so its easier to design
>will make it darker at the end so it looks like a bar
>weird crackling sound coming from the walls
she was surprisingly calm about that, it was loud enough to be very noticeable on stream

>>73439768
>she had Animal Crossing thumbnails designed over a year ago to go along with a model she debuted less than 3 months ago
>she now has a muh j*ng thumbnails ready
>is quick to make a sussy joke, like this pink bar with a sus second floor (hypothetical) and hates being sexualised in any way
i swear she is the scariest one

>>73436917
For some reason I love her voice. But can barely understand what she's saying. No hate but have she given an explanation as to why. Is just her Scandinavian accent?

>>73441824
Yes, she is Swedish and has a speech impediment, you can get used to it rather quickly >>73303558

>>73441953
Okey thank. I'm also Swedish so I thought I would understand better, but I'm already starting to filter the bubbly sounds. Didn't want to ask in chat because that's kind of rude to point out.

>>73439768
>now discussing how the other girls are dangerous
>and how she has lots of stories of her female friends finding their way into dangerous situations when she was the one pointing out all the bad ideas on the way there
i swear she is the real danger

speaking of girls who love danger
missed the ragi space last night
and she might gorilla soon so im listening to this now and might livepost
https://twitter.com/RakiKazuki/status/1778288749706654110

>probably shouldnt be awake right now...
>feeling bad for whispering into her phone at night
>just wanted to talk to pans
>you guys don't wanna talk to me?
i love needy girls so much

>>73439768
She always replies to the EN comments and her English is pretty good, maybe she could be added to the mostly JP section of the OP
Her EN is also super cute and she should use it more often

>>73442468
>favorite season changes with the seasons
>no missing the sun but will miss the cooler weather once it starts getting hot
the raccoon very much lives in the present with her thoughts already in the near future

>>73442468
>explored a new part of town, found a new murder alley, kinda
>i listen to ASMR sometimes and im like would you please to something else than talk???
i listen to a ton of asmr and i have never had that experience, please keep talking never fucking stop talking actually, preferably talk about nothing important

>>73439768
>i only understand BL...
the flags, they bleed

>>73439768
>this is very messy, it's starting to look like my room...
>but i can throw stuff in the trash bin at least
>if we ever do a meet up i only ask for one thing, please clean yourselves and don't be stinky
>and if you could please not smoke, that would be great
This sanrio girlie is a couple steps above Para in cleanliness

>>73442468
that was a comfy sleepover space that ended on a very nice note
eepy ragi cute

>>73439768
>i dont really dislike narrow spaces but i can't stand places with a very low ceiling
>we have a loft like that at my parents place with lots of books and manga it was a cool spot as a kid
>but now that i am older and taller, i can't fully stand there and it feels suffocating to be under such a low roof
someone else was describing a very similar form of claustrophobia a few weeks back, cant recall who right now

eepy Meeple singies
https://youtu.be/rj60jlK2R5o
>gonna sing mostly older vocalo songs today

>>73439768
>next time ill redo the elephant's room
>when i first did it i didnt have anything unlocked so i could make it very cute but ill do it justice next time
>then i will invite you guys to my island

>>73439768
>im always the one yapping and telling you about my life and what i do every day
>but i want to hear about you guys and your daily life so i made a tag on twitter
>my replies are always a mess so its likely that i would not notice normal mentions but i'll read the tag, it's actually better for you guys to tell me on youtube if you need me to see something
>im starting to feel there might be real people behind the words (moji) on my screen
>think of me as a twitterer who streams
sanrio vtweeter wants to know your location, what you eat every day and everything else about you
RUN

>>73440017
>she is back to "i dont have much appeal as a vtuber" talk and "all i do is yap"
that's all you need to do
have decent audio, yap
have a nice voice helps a lot
a cute model will attract people, wont make them stay long term tho

>>73439768
>she was ready to get the design evaluated but noticed she forgot to add one the they key elements requested
>she often does this

>>73444446
>I know I said short stream today but...
>can I go for another 30 minutes?
It begins...

pawa just woke up
time is in cest
prob no movie

>>73439768
the goat refused to play board games with her
>he is very tsundere but he's cool so it's okay

>>73446915
>precisely 30 minutes later
...it ends

>>73439768
>starting a new room
>going for a traditional japanese style

>>73439768
>start to play around with 3D software
it's a good skill to have as a vtuber

I fucking love cute zoomers

>>73450865
Same but they fucking hate me

Welsh Weasel with the legendary pokemon screams stream
https://youtu.be/9WAdRi4zllw
>I lost my capture card... So... I'll embarrass myself as punishment...
>Can YOU guess the Pokemon from its cry alone?

>>73439768
>trying to take a nice traditional looking picture
>villagers keep pulling out smartphones and ruining the vibe

>>73452180
>no one will roleplay with me
>play warrior cats on roblox with me
pinging Eira

>>73452180
>Attack on Titan was the first anime i watched while being aware of what anime is
>everything before that, pokemon, digimon, wolf's rain, all that was cartoons to me
i think she said she was twelve when she watched that and that was 10 years ago so you do the math

>>73452180
>chunk of a back molar came out, it bled a lot and hurt a lot
>bug fear of doctors, never goes to the dentist EVER
>had an appointment she had to wait more than a year to get, did not go cause she was tired
never beating the bri'ish rotten teeth allegations

>>73452180
>the pain from my tooth is nothing compared to the fear of doctors
>i had to get blood drawn to be tested for anemia when i was 14 but it didnt want to get it done so they waited until i was 18 and about to go for an operation to do it but they could figure it out and needed another blood test, it hasnt been done yet, it's been 4 years
so you do the math again, it checks out with >>73453074

>>73452180
>guessed 9/10 right
>are you impressed with me? are you impressed with me? are you impressed? are you impressed?

>>73452180
>big fan of bunnies
>bunnelby was so cute without having to be pink or anything
>it was very tomboy, it was very me
>it was my favourite pokemon on my team

>>73452180
>Dizzy Dok-fdn asfblnkfkfan
>*bangs desk*
>hi Dizzy... hi hi hi... big fan here, big fan
>*panting* why did they hire me knowing i was such a big vtuber nerd???
>im just gonna freak out now omg omg
Slugma please stop using this thread as your personal chuuba recommendations please and thank you

>>73455566
I popped in just to see Lumi from PC in chat as well kek

>>73452180
>i was a pokemon obsessed kid and by that i mean
>i would not eat food if it was not pokemon branded
>i would not bathe if didnt have a pokemon towel
>i would not wear clothes if i didnt have pokemon clothes
>it got to the point where there wasnt pokemon branded things in the country that i did not own
>and my mom was buying like Korean Pokemon stickers online in 2004 back when shipping stuff from the internet wasnt really a thing
>i love my moooooom
this high tier autism

>>73452180
>i love pokemon so much that whenever i listen to either How Far Will I Go or Juvenile when they get to a certain point in their musical motif where they play pokemon music excerpts i get so excited that i vomit up in my mouth a little bit
>.....nearly every single time
>I LOVE POKEMON STOP DOUBTING ME

>>73452180
>explained the 500 sub thing >>73435847
>poor plushie is still drying
>because it had been raining for 4 days straight

>>73452180
>before i was she pokemon nut, young, nasty kid Furi started a bug club
wasnt Raki in some strange inchworm club?

>>73457565
yeah

>>73452180
>5/10 on gen 2
its over

>>73452180
>first 10/10 in a while
>i won i won im so good at the video game i won
she was actually impressive until she got distracted by PC vtubers in chat or her own bladder

>>73452180
finally playing a read video game for cultured gentledorks

>>73452180
vtuber plays FOTM but its the wrong month

>>73459257
Did they ever release the multiplayer update for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkha892AMh0
ASMR from down undah with occasional tummy noises

>>73459834
hair brushing asmr
>has only ever had ONE strand of white hair
>it was last year when she was super stressed
>it did not feel like real hair but plasticky

>>73459834
sell me on the tummy noises

>>73459834
>>73460015
her tummy just briefly awakened
there's an old stream where it happens for the first time at such a loud level that she cannot ignore it and it happens again and again and she loses it laughing, it's fantastic

>>73460522
sounds cute, do you remember which one was it?

https://twitter.com/RheaNevermore/status/1778543828732940708
Extremely important joat post

>>73460875

>>73459834
>when i try to study other people's ASMR, i fall asleep
the curse of being Sleep Sheep ASMR

>>73460813
i think it was before the sound booth so one of those long 4 hours asmr ones but there are hundreds of those...
digging through the archives real quick brought up Rie tummy more often form some cursed australian reason
i remember it was live posted but no keywords i thought of narrowed it down

https://www.twitch.tv/beeweecrover
comfy flower sheep's doing a bit more nier as a treat tonight!

https://www.twitch.tv/essie_ch
weinerdog little sis sheep's on with super mario sunshine!

>>73461558
>>73460015
it starts a little before this but it takes a minute or two for laughter to start and it goes on for a while, then she drinks water and it stops her stomach from hungering
https://youtu.be/ti7WSwo0m-k?t=12080
>sleep sheep doing unintentional growling aussie tummy ASMR and gastric roars VS belly laughs battle

>>73463060
https://youtu.be/rLszRBAj214
OMG LOOK AT THIS COOL SHEEP I FOUND ON YOUTUBE SHE IS SO COOL AND AWESOME AND EPIC

>>73463403
sounds kawaii af, saving for later

>>73463060
>>73463622
using the powers of YT to catch up to real time
>hi Para
good to hear she woke up again and will make it to her collab

>>73463060
>include this stupid ass bunny
i cant believe Essie is backseating Para's collab already

god i love essie

COMMANDER IS BRATTIER THAN USUAL TODAY
>i might feel like being extra bratty today...hmmm!! all these ojisans trigger me!!
https://twitch.tv/zenyahima

>>73463060
>jail is cool if you romanticise it
>you need a bit of softness in your life

>>73463060
pick your sheepover PJ shirt design

>>73463788
>essie said hi to Para, then sounded like she had something specific she wanted to talk abotu but she forgor and never got back to it

Nino will play outlast again, eventually
https://twitch.tv/ninoegyn
>FINALLY PLAYING THE DLC!!!
>we played outlast a loooong time ago but i'm excited to finally pick this up hehe... i'll be so calm, cool, and collected i swear

>>73465235
change of plans, it's a drawing stream

>>73465235
>ywn spank your lil bro's gamer booty

>>73464977
she got back to it eventually
>Essie liked Para's impressions of her
>that's shooooo kyuuut
>also she called me loser princess who is very awkward and doesnt go outside and will never find a prince or something like that

https://youtu.be/VxHNoFv2Xrs
It's spoidah season down undah

>>73465235
What were her thoughts on stinky girls?

>>73466134
just tuned in but now im curious too

>>73464481
she is getting really excited over her ojisan game

>>73465235
>>73466134
>i like girls of all kinds
>if you are too stinky, you need to shower, girl!!

>>73466134
>likes all girls of all kinds, but if you're stinky do something about it. There's a limit for girlstink. Loves showering is thankful for the modern age of easy showers

>>73465235
>wondering how true the stereotype about the French being filthy is

>>73463060
>already swearing at the baby game

baaaaaaaaamp

baaaaamp

https://www.twitch.tv/cloverchibi
cottagecore gnome fren's continuing deltarune tonight

baaaaaaaaaaaaaamp

So is lulu not welcome?

>>73476181
she's cool
i personally haven't had the chance to watch her yet

you guys are alright, hope the thread doesn't turn to shit like some other generals

>>73463060
>para enters chat
>essie shows her hobo jeans
precursor to what is to come on saturday

>>73465235
Nino raided >>73463060

>>73465235

>>73463060
ok the sheep has a nice voice, shame she's wrapping up

>>73479771
very cool and sexy

https://www.twitch.tv/savehymn
Savehymn continuing to play Sanitarium

>>73476181
I like Lulu, i think she's a good streamer, just not my kind of streamer
She was posted here a little bit early on, this thread turned into the comfy lilsis chuuba thread more that the sheep thread, so her high energy-loud-adhd vibe didn't quite fit

With Joat and Welsh Ferret being posted lately maybe she'd get more traction?
She is welcome and you are welcome to try and post her regularly to see if the thread adopts her this time

>>73465235
watching vod now

>me watching you with the wide-eyed stare
>don't look away!
cute how close her face is to us

>>73465235
>for myself I like floral scents
>mota loves offensively strong axe smell

>>73483626
based eds, he draws ninoe the best
when essie greeted eds at the very start of her stream, before nino had started, i almost wrote something snarky about cheating on your chuuba
i channeled my inner essie and decided it wasnt the right thing to do, even had the very specifc thought that given how flat, bootilicious, fashionable, covered in moles and generally how hot essie looks disrobed, it would be great if eds drew her
this must have manifested eds drawing essie
yeah im schizo but reality keeps bending to my delusions so what the fuck am i supposed to be just not bend it?
and so i predict that essie will love sexy but tasteful fanart from eds
https://litter.catbox.moe/ol8ko2.png
this was drawn by drunk essie and deleted by sober essie, and i need eds to have it so save it and send it to him when you comm him, link will die in 3 days sharing it this way out of respect for essie who only left it online for a short time
picrel is from her 2.0 design sheet she has shared that multiple times
notably missing the eyelash mole tho

>>73484555
>555
yeah im gonna stay schizo
>ninoe
now idea how that happened

>>73484555
how tf does she know all her moles

>>73484719
she does not
there is no fucking way she has only one on the back
this is why we need the sheepover to happen during summer and to turn into a beach episode

>>73484781
i mean even knowing the ones on her front is impressive. are all women like that?

>>73484828
>only the kinky ones >>67397611

>>73484828
>>73484931
>all
only the kinky ones

..was the idea
can yuo drunk im tell yet

>>73485066
hope you're enjoying yourself /wool/bro and stay hydrated

>>73482380
I fucking love that people livepost VODs here
More threads should do that
I hope /wool/ culture spreads to other threads

>>73483626

https://youtu.be/9XjuGjLxYyk
Miyo guitar frame

>>73488065
>kinoko teikoku
based taste

>>73488065
At the start of stream she said something like
>My anaemia is worse than usual, making everything sounds a bit muffled and high pitch sounds harder to hear
I didn't know that could happen with anaemia and I've been reading about it since

can we adopt her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqdq3wEIu0Y
i think she was in the alpha collab with lisa a long time ago

>>73489973
she was in the recs of miyo's stream only ever seen her on twitch before, must have started dual streaming recently

pros:
>stubborn as hell when she plays games to the point she'll make herself cry
>sings like she just teleported from a different era
>strong giggly imouto energy
>insanely cute always
>DIY model i think

cons:
>not a sheep
>JP, not eigo jouzu

>>73489973
>singing the marine muzai song
i think she is trying to sound haggy but its not working and its just adorable

>>73463060
important essie facts
>345 hours logged in valorant
>that's nothing i swear to you that's nothing
>i kinda was a valo girl but not in the sense i was an e-girl or whatever i just played it a lot okay
>from 2020 to 2022
>i was a Sage main LMAO
>POCKET SAGE??? you need to kill yourself
>dont call me that!
>has it been one and a half hour and we barely started the game???
she wasnt using voice chat, allegedly
she did get a bit upset being called a pocket sage

>>73490835
>would not play ranked
>if she had to use voice comms shed lower her tone so she would be taken more seriously
valo voice essie is really hot
there, i said it

>>73463060
>i want to play more games like this (mario sunshine)
>i think they look cute but im bad at them
>what is an SNES?
i am not ready for an essie retro arc

>>73463060
>i need to lock in
>leave me alone i want to lock into the baby game
>... *picrel happens*
>that was for content btw
(it wasnt)

>>73463060
>what did you guys do today?
[...]
>have you thought about me today?
>its think about me thursday btw
>that was a test and you all failed it
>you bastards
you are required by law to tell essie you thought about her and how and how much and in which position every thursday

>>73463060
>tries to groom the resident para art slave into making more insane para animations
based?

>>73463060
>are you guys okay with me being a brainrotted child?
yes

>>73463060
>para also said something about me being an imouto
>but i cant do a voice like that
>i think para is a cute girl naturally she can do a really cute loli voice too
>*does more baby voice*
it's not the voice essie

>mentions putting the gorilla vod back up maybe just for one night
i dont think she has done that

>>73492391
>for me its more the thought that no one wants to watch my vods
meanwhile im liveposting an essie vod

>>73463060
>still cannot comprehend why people would put her oshi marks in their name/bio
i need someone to lovingly fuck some confidence into this sheep

>>73463060
>essie sort of implied she has a not so new kamioshi and she can't always watch her streams
ghost is the new fairy

>>73463060
>tries to name 100 women
>stalls at 7
>includes Hatsune Miku
>finally gets going naming them in quick succession, but it's all kpop girls
>get to 21
>names about 10 essies

>>73463060
>my mom would yank on my toes
>she would do it until my joints popped
>you know why im very scared of being chased?
>when i was younger my mom used to do this thing where she would mess up her hair and put charcoal on her teeth and she would chase us around like she was a monster
>and i literally used to run for my life
>there was genuine fear and horror in my soul whenever she would do that
>i remember running to my room locking my door and sobbing
>she would call herself the tickle monster when she would do that
>i dont like being tickled, it's painful
essie is oversensitive to touch, everywhere
i now have the urge to tickle every essie mole slowly counting them

>>73463060
>*wins a gamba by being gamer*
>*is bratty as fuck about it*
>every single time people hate on me
>I MANAGE TO WIN
>i have a shield over me
>i have a vibes shield
she wants to be corrected soooooo bad

>>73463060

>>73463060
>maybe i should get into JP idols because i love seeing old women be cute
>when i said that, she said that it makes sense since i like Hololive
>erm... why does she remember that i love vtubers???
>she's not supposed to remember that
>but she said it in a non judgemental way
essie will be a fantastic hag still doing her best to be cute at the ripe age of 32...

>>73463060
>these are what i want
>but are think they are like $200
i swear i could hear para take notes

>>73463060
>i wear the kind jeans that make you look like you have hooves
>should i take a picture of my jeans and show you?
>i still wear them tho... they're horribly ripped up
>it looks so gross...

>>73463060
the duality of essie underscore channel fashion
>this is for when i go out with my friends and i feel like putting effort into myself
>and this is for when im outside for an hour max doing groceries
>i think it's awesome both of them
>i literally have two sides

>>73494844
>raided by nino as she was ending the fashion segment
>ending up talking about it some more
>nino was not a fan of jorts
>raided by hinke
>and essie raided alpa
staying in the fren network

i wanna watch miaelou maro arting in a bit
but essie asmr autoplayed and i might fall asleep and end up in a big boiling pot of baachi stew

bros i love the seep

>>73496090
do you thinj the kewpie mayo killed her she hasn't said anything in 10 hours i miss her

I need her to become a chuuba

https://twitch.tv/miaelou
Maro & art

https://youtu.be/nHHNDZtLYU0
Meeple block game but it's just 1 block

>>73497258
hot
you know for all the ways people can be hot, we have so few words for it

>>73497471
Drawing Para emotes

>>73498550
>already killed her friend
well that's off to a great start

>>73484105
noted

>>73498550
>Nima sounds cute, surely she's another kawaii animal vtuber
>O.O
yandere vibes

>>73497471
Para in chat

>>73498550
this skyblock is strange

>>73499267
something about those eyes... feels so familiar...

>>73497471
Miaelou is kinda tomboy coded too

>>73497471
Mia comfy home fit

>>73497471
dressed to impress

The joat is eepy and yappy
https://youtu.be/ZqtrY0PGxZE

>>73498550
i love how giggly meeple is today

>>73500825
>excited to do a VR chat stream soon
>scared of crowded places so she goes to private world and listens to music and dances, all by herself
the way having chat makes it so she doesnt feel lonely but also feels nothing like being with a crowd really is the best of both worlds

>>73500825
her deeper voice is really fucking hot

>>73498550
could've gone worse
might want to consider defenses around their farming block when it can spawn mobs

>>73497471
>asked to talk in french
>gets all shy
okay thats cute

>>73496693
>she retweeted a saya no uta thing
No idea what that says about her health

>>73500825
>feeling very satisfied with that D
she is not talking about vitamins

>>73500825
she says she wants out of the jar but she seems to be having a lot of fun in there...

>>73500825
>sweater coming off
>broke her toenail
i have no idea how that happens but i know for a fact that the joat jugs are jiggling freely right now

>>73498550
>I am no rori
I dont speak JP and I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means

>>73498550
>finally fenced the farm block in
>one bone, one friend
sasuge meechan

>>73500825
>she keeps asking that people prioritize the other yume+ girls first
i dont like that
it comes from a good place
but this sort of self sacrifice in a small corpo...
seen it all too many times and it never ends well

>>73500825
>it's okay i can just make a hole in you then you can take it
>.....WAIT!!! NO!!!

>>73500825
>joat milk is a soft, milky, lavender color
this is important lore

>>73503324
joat cocktail when

>>73500825
>my goal is to make sure the girls are happy and they feel backed
>i want to do good for yume+
hmmmm...

>>73503382
the first attempt didnt go very well >>71692657
maybe next time she'll use joat milk and it'll be great

>>73500825
>my dream is to one day talk to Nerissa Ravencroft
that dream is only one Raki away

>>73503750
thats a flag and a half for a small corpo

>>73497471

>>73500825
>fujoification asmr
i think this counts as a form of sissification too

>>73500825
>discovering Ram Ranch live on stream, but not playing it for chat
>*screams and squeals*
>THE WHAT?! FUCK WHAT???
>*laughs and bangs desk*

>>73504862
>honestly... i really love ram ranch, im adding this to my playlist
>that was... wow

https://x.com/zenyahima/status/1778819458275921930
>i'm a lolicon [angel emoji] i want to be a loli [angel emoji] get filtered
HOLY BASED

>>73500825
>big dono
>*starts crying*
>i know its anonymous
>im gonna send you a thank you note

>>73497471
and we're done

>>73505686
It was only like 276 bucks for the vrchat model, not a big expense. Stayed anonymous because I don't want preferential treatment in her streams.

>>73505923
pinchable cheeks

>>73500825
>im a Lottie fan
>i'll be watching her stream since the first minute but ill type randomly 3 hours in
[... yaps about all the corpo chuubas she loves and what she loves about them...]
>but yes, im a really bit fan of a bunch of vtubers
>i know there are some really cool sheep vtuber i want to get to know, some really cool one!
im not sure i heard that right, it might be a case of sheepbrain

>>73505978
That's a very respectable way to go about it
Thank you for supporting the cutest joat to have ever joated
I cant wait to see her move in VR

>>73498550
>big thunderstorm
>all the sheep are gone
many such cases

>>73493134
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK KEK

>>73505524
oh and she retweeted that tummy pic to make a point
i think there's a commander mole on there

>>73506974
https://youtu.be/ZqtrY0PGxZE?t=8960
I hear it too

>>73501157
How is she scared of crowded places when she loves going to cons often in what most would consider lewd cosplays?

>>73509184
fears like that arent rational in the first place and be be overpowered by something even more irrational like an immeasurable need for merch and validation

All this talk of joat jugs and milk early in the morning...

I need her to stream series

>>73498550
>can't believe it's already 3AM
who could have guessed Meeple might lose track of time and play a game forever

Para yaps and eventually plays SOMA
https://twitch.tv/parasi
>bnuuy swims !!!
>we're gonna chat and finish SOMA ?? FINALE ‼‼ we're gonna torture and kill all the robots !!! i hope !!! also heart monitor on even if i'm not scared because i'm so cool

>>73511513
>i love the pipe but i dont love the tobacco okay
>can i put beer into the pipe?
i mean you could but...

>>73511513
>once i turned off my PC and i was all alone that's when i started to feel i was gonna puke
>drank a lot of water
>did not have a hangover
>slept very well
>and you know what i got today?
>*cracks open a cold one*
>kanpai chinchin

>>73511513
anyone got this full fanart?

>>73511513
>chat teaches Para about The Juice
there are even some real facts in there

>>73511513
loli in chat

How do I get a Nanamona gf?

>>73512908
simple: be her genmate

>>73511513
>pumpkin essie coded JP bus mascot is going viral

>>73511513

>>73513719
>>a lot of her fanart is bizzare and she seems to enjoy it
the skeb artist

>>73511513
>Para cooked mapo tofu
and she's going on a 1 week break to go meet french chuubas again

god i can't watch para
last time i come in and she's talking about smoking (disgusting)
now i come in and she has a picture of food on stream (it makes me hungry)
one time she was straight up preparing food on stream

para is the worst. para is an awful person. i hope she doesn't corrupt essie too much tomorrow essiec1Sweats

>>73514551
you have half a point with smoking
but wtf is wrong with cooking?? and being decent at it? would that corrupt essie and her cursed pancakes?

>>73514692
yes, if essie becomes good at cooking I'm killing myself

>>73511513
>still paying for geoguessr subscription
>forgor her login
they are made for each other

>>73511513
>para wants to do a Music Review type stream
>been listening to french rap, postrock and chinese shoegaze

>>73511513
>cant wait to do a cigarette tasting stream
not addicted to nicotine btw

>>73514692
i don't like being shown food online. it pisses me off because it only makes me hungry and i can only eat sad crap and not tasty stuff pictured. i don't like it.
i didn't mean not wanting para teaching essie cooking or whatever, just that i don't like para for it

>>73514551
>>73511513
well about that...
>Essie, do you want to do a smoking collab?

>>73515245
i am filled with murderous intentions

>>73515364
dont worry para is her own worst enemy and essie is too hypochondriac to go along with that

>>73511513
>during the collab yesterday, at one point we were all playing and i dont know i think i died or something, i dont remember what i did, or maybe we were just chatting
>and i took my glove and i was playing with matches randomly because i was a bit nervous so i had to do something with my hands you know
>and i thought that putting the fire on the latex glove would just make a little hole
>just a small fire that i could blow off
>just blow on it so it turns off the fire
>THE WHOLE GLOVE CAUGHT ON FIRE
>and i dropped it on my keyboard
>the whole glove caught on fire and i dropped it on my keyboard i didnt know what to do but i didnt want to make a fuss during the collab
>i didnt want everyone to be worried or anything so i just muted myself and i started slapping the fire so it turns off
>i dont know how you say turn off the fire, i think theres a better verb for it
>i tried to turn off the fire with my hands and ... and it hurt a lot because its fire and fire hurts
>extinguish the fire yeah!! put out the fire!!
>and it smelled soooo bad...
>>plastic burns so well
>just before i was putting on some plastic package for candies and it didnt go on fire as much as the latex glove
>it smelled sooo bad... it smelled like... i don't even know how to describe the smell...
>it smelled like... like pork, like grilled pork...
>grilled pork with some chemicals in it
>i will just not put anything else on fire i think
[...]
>>how did you survive this long by yourself?
>it 's not the first time that happened
>but i had never tried on a plastic glove
>i tried it on a sheet of paper and i always get super surprised when i see that the paper catches really fast on fire and makes a BIG fire not just a little fire
>like, wood goes less on fire than paper...
Para learned something

>>73515590
>dont worry para is her own worst enemy and essie is too hypochondriac to go along with that
you think? i do not trust either of them at all in this regard

TF2 sheep is playing class of 09
https://twitch.tv/dolliehitsujida

>>73516304
>okay chat, do we fuck the teacher?

>>73516304
>I think I've grown because I went from
>I need me a smart boy to
>I want a himbo who says he loves me

>>73516304
>she looks like my mum
>my mum was a tomboy
>the tomboy look doesn't suit me
Dollie is the rare not tomboy sheep?

>>73511513
>was in chess club
>went once, lost to the teacher
>never went back
>loves playing go
>made her own board
strange bnnuy

>>73511513
>para finds the cock sucking tablet trend disgusting and degrading
she has some standard
also zenya was in chat earlier... awkward~~
https://twitter.com/zenyahima/status/1777008141193908452/video/1

>also the trend of showing you bra??? put that shit in a drawer
>panties would have been less disgusting than bras
>at least panties are cute
she has some standards they are just very strange

you can now get a clip of para selling you her dirty underwear in french

>>73518082
Miaelou also really dislikes that type of trends she talked about it today
Krum was also really not into seeing it pop onto her timeline
I'm curious about Essie's take on it

>>73516304
>moving on to the second 09 game

>>73511513
>im good at Tetris
>i would beat anyone here
>pants check, who is wearing pants right now?
Para wants to see you long i piece and beat it

https://youtu.be/lr2QOF_WZeU
Meeple morning singies after her long block game collab

>>73516304
>i was a panic at the disco kid
another one

>>73511513

>>73511513
>why are orange cats so crazy?
this game really brings out the big auestions

>>73511513
finally some good screamies

>>73516304
Dollie is now fishing

>>73516304
>i miss going with my dad and my neighbour
>fishing is such a nice calming family activity
>thing is when i get a fish it has to be a small one or i can't reel it in
>i have weak limp wrists
>i dont have the upper body strength to do it

>>73511513
>comfy is the umami of feelings
okay shes drunk

>>73524662
>im not tipsy, just very drunk

>>73516304
>inquiring about breasts, pregnancy and lactation
another one...
are they all dairy sheep or something?

>>73511513
>I'm not a loli, okay?
>...
>Yet

>>73526357
para pomf debut soon

Essie delayed stream because roommates are being loud

>>73526535
Nino also delayed stream
THEY ARE

>>73511513
>para knows she would be groom by the bat and seems fully ready to go along willingly
actually homosexual

>>73511513
>if Nano had a dick she would have a small one
>she gives small vibe
how would Para instinctively know this?

>do i give big or small vibe?

>>73511513
>Essie is the most important thing in my life
that's beyond gay

>>73530133
She's so real for that

>>73511513
>Para wants to create a twitch streaming group of
>french
>autistic
>chaotic
>girls
>with Miaelou and Nejiko
just a little issue: Nejiko streams on YouTube...

Commander is live
https://twitch.tv/zenyahima
>d-do you want a daughter?
let's raise one together tonight...!!
>i've never played these games before but it seems super interesting and fun!!
>let us make a fine and sophisticated young lady princess!

Para stop yappin aboit yappib too drunk to type out all this shit

>>73531021
Another day, another shagger drunk

>>73511513
Paraphrasing but, according to Para
>an anime girl is 100% fictional
>but a vtuber isn’t
>trying maintain flawless kayfabe is futile
>embrace being a little parasocial
Interesting take

>>73511513
>i feel i want to be gay again but im just gonna say the same thing as last time
>streaming is cool, i'm having fun
>im not even that sloshed...
[...]
>this is a just chatting stream with a game in the background
>im taking the zatsu pill
>girls are meant to be cute and funny this is the real purpose of girls
>*inhales deeply*
[...yaps too fucking much...]
>one day i will be a yapping only streamer

yeah i gave up

ROACH IS LATE
https://twitch.tv/ninoegyn
>ARTORIAS.. YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!

>>73511513
love your guts
still not gonna interact

>>73511513
paraphrasing cause para's phrasing is too many fucking phrases
>do interact on para stream and paracord
>do not hype the para if you spot the para in someone else's chat
>para might make an alt just to chat like a normal viewers
>oli is cool and pretty
>para will try to keep interacting with chat even if get inflated to high CCV
>if para see some of you in other chuubas channel she wouldnt know how to act
>para, as a girl, thinks that oli is so girlie and she loves her and she think she would smells like strawberries and roses
>para prefers 1on1 collab and thats why she is excited for tomorrow
>its not only because she wants to keep essie for herself
>when its a big raid the urge to filter always wins
god shes gay

>>73511513
>i think we're gonna stop here for the game
she said after yapping and not touching the game for 30 minutes

>>73511513
>shes not streaming??
>where is essie
>i swear she should be streaming right now
this drunj bnuuy is literally me frfr

>>73511513
>fashion is just a pretext
>its just gonna be zatsu
>im a big yapper, essie yaps even more i think
>everytime i see her i feel im ascending to heaven
>im not gonna sexpest her
>when we DMd she was the first to tell me
>>you know para im very happy, your so sweet, if you ever want to collab, of course i'd want to
essie asked, that's unexpected
collab tomorrow on para channel at the usual para time

para wants to say she loves chat soooo bad but instead she channeled her need to be gay into shilling toto-lamao

>>73511513
>im afraid that someday im gonna make friends with people
>and im gonna get overwhelmed and im gonna ghost them
>this is why i keep pushing people away from me
>and im better at saying what i think on stream than in text
[...]
>my ass is not stone cold but i try to give off a stone cold impression
shes really fucking cute and gay thats what she is

>>73511513
>i need to go kill some bunnies and cook food
>i dont wanna end the stream
>*gets separation anxiety and brainworms*
>maybe you guys are waiting for me to end stream so you can watch someone else...

>>73531874
>likes mullets and long hair on guys

>>73511513
>para was looking at raid targets while yapping her gay feelings out
>i was thinking about raiding Zenya
>i keep telling her to apply for partner but i feel she is shy about it
[...]
>go cook something for yourself and put love into it
>im sorry for not progressing much in the game
and she raided the loli commander >>73530694

>>73530694
>was very happy about the raid
>bet on para finishing it and surely para did if she streamed THAT long (no she did not)
>commander thinks her tiny loli ass cant get drunk because of her genes (yes she can)

>>73531874
>only time I regretted a haircut was when I got it boy short
>I think that was the peak of my tomboy years

>>73531874
>my favorite non-Disney and Pixar animated movie is Wolf Children

Eira if she a cat and she fight

>>73535436
eira with beans :DDDDDDDDD

>>73535372
Furi also loves this one

>>73530694
>i feel like mothers sabotage their daughter's life so they can feel better about themselves
many many such cases in this thread

>>73534560
shota nino look may be canon

>it seems im just going to have to reschedule…. haaah…. sorry im more sad about it than i should be but we’ll just do this next week instead (bc i have epic space powers) see u tmrw on para’s!!!

>>73492786
>>73531874
Oddly similar lists

I can't bake, whoever rushed the thread to 310 can go for it
This should be OP >>73514840

>>73541425
gotchu homie
got any changes you want?

Essie space is up
>she was uweeeee
>she is being so strong rn

https://twitter.com/essie_ch/status/1778971445718102148
Essie's space is up

>>73543100
Add https://twitch.tv/SaveHymn

>>73543540
roger that >>73543536

>>73543413
>Was a little bit upset but did not cry
>pretty sure I'm more upset than anyone else

>>73543576
Thank you for baking