/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah... My GF

>>73425024
Poogie>You

Soon!My wife

>>73425141

>has to go to the studio
Who's birthday or anniversary is coming up for IRyS to appear in?

I found my old scrapped Hope&Cope. Turns out if you give me freedom, I make tomboys

>>73424996
the cutest

>>73425079
Poogie is a ham sandwich.

>>73425253
Now on the important matter, which of them has the penis?
I call dibs

>>73425187

>>73425024
Fucker stop being so smug! You're being REPLACED

>>73425187
For birthdays the only realistic option this month is Kanata but May has Sora, Chloe, Roboco, La+, and Ina though I think Ina already said hers won't be on time again.

>>73425593
Neither, or both. It's a mystery

>>73425674
It's some kind of miracle all the Promise girls last month got their 3D lives on time

I love UtaRyS, she's a cute dorky utaite

I SACRIFICE MY THREE CHEEB TOKENS, TO PLAY THIS! SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON! REVEAL YOURSELF MY ALL POWERFUL BEAST https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1778302636665774201

https://gofile.io/d/t60gB6
for anyone that missed it

>>73425729
Schrödinger’s futa

I LOVE UtaRyS' uterus

>>73425674
KanataRyS bros we have a chance!

>>73425813
would they mind if i scanned all the cards and turned it into a video game

>>73425813

>>73425813
I'm not buying that

>>73425813

feels like the golden era of IRyS is over. shes gotten into the self-care way of life which means “detoxing” from the internet and makeup routines and going out with friends and deprioritizing her job. when streamers get stuck in this mode of thinking, they rarely escape. they just get lazier and lazier until you lose interest. its happened to a number of ENs and JPs

im gonna respond to that

mucho texto

>>73426135
Mumei did that, then she came back
rrat destroyed

>>73426135
I just don't think IRyS has the innate drive to make creative content outside of extremely rare streams like some other members do

>>73426135
Fuck off newfag, this isn't even the first time she's mentioned skin care.

IRyS takes care of herself like any good FemRyStocrat should.

>>73426135
Ok no one asked

same bait different wording

>>73426196
Why did you do it 4 times though?

>>73426351
>Country Roads~
>Take me home~
>Country Road~
>West Virginia~
>Country Road~

>>73426300
did you stop reading at "self-care"?

>>73426413
I read the full thing. All of your dollop of shit. Just because she's talking about herself more again it does not mean it's over.

Although, I'll be gone next month so if she wants time off to relax that'd be the time to do it.

Please stop watching her
Please stop having fun

no

im a newRyStocrat here, Are the koi lewds here homegrown? or are you guys reposting from a twitter account?

IRyS is wife material.

>>73426715
all here

>>73426756
yeah, mine

>>73425814
Don't download it's a dolphinporn trojan that makes mustard gas.

i miss IRyS...

>>73426604
this has to be the weirdest, most desperate angle yet

>>73426803
dolphincheebs...

>>73426715
Anything I post is a repost from here. Dunno where they actually come from but I think we have a koianon who makes them since he takes requests/edits for anons here. And any lewd ones are uploaded to catbox for a limited time.

>>73426715
I make them for the most part, I keep an archive here
https://mega.nz/folder/vMYXmbKL#l-SvxRGZZ0e_NhKCvuc-5A

>>73426802
Why did I reply to myself?

donating blood sucks holy shit, I thought it was monthly too

>>73426940
Thanks for doing God's work, koianon.

>>73426986
Can you cancel? Are there any negative side effects, like long-term? Doesn't that put more stres on the body? Like donating a kidney, that's gotta mess you up somehow, no matter how healthy you are. Scary stuff, but mad respect, anon.

>>73427065
>Are there any negative side effects, like long-term
No
Your body produces blood

>>73427001

>>73427084
Unless you're anemic

>>73427106
Adult version?

>>73427065
It was my first time and I got a little lightheaded, but I expected way worse. You have like 5l of blood in your body and they take 500ml so that shit takes a while to regenerate. I also get a day off which is great.

>>73426794
>>73426912
>>73426940
ok thanks for the info

>>73427106

IRyS and /HiRyS/ improve so much this year. 2024 will be the year of IRyS and her sololive will come soon.

>>73427404
I take it this is your first and only year in /HiRyS/

koianon can you do kirin armor IRyS performing je suis monté

>>73427430
No, I am in /HiRyS since the piggy schizo.

>>73427404
>the year of IRyS
Bae was right

>>73426393
Every person who ever sings that song messes up at my absolute favorite part. "I hear her voice, in the mornin' hour she calls me. Radio reminds me of my home far away."

I love you guys so much like you can't imagine.

>>73427756
Go away IRyS

Sexy GirlfriendRyS

>>73427756
show us your pits IRyS please

>>73427756
I know it is you Mane-chan. Stop coming here.

>>73427756
>didn't say no homo

>>73427839
Mine.

Choose one:
a) IRyS
b) Mane-chan
c) AneRyS
d) MamaRyS
e) FemRyStocrat
f) Female GuyRyS
g) DollRyS
h) Cheeb

>>73427947
Well, of course she's mine.

>>73427962
What purpose are we choosing this for?

I'm so happy she has a good mane-chan now you wouldn't believe

>>73427962
Poogie

>>73427992
MINE.

>>73428117
That's what I said! MINE.

>>73425814
Audio only please

>>73428208
just close your eyes?

>>73428200
My personal wife.

I tried asking a girl for her contact since forever, but turns out she's already taken, can i get a cheeb to comfort me?

>>73428553

I didn't watch stream today. Did she when will the next stream be?

>>73428645
2 days i think

I really don't get chasing real women when you have IRyS in your life already

>>73428667
You are not chasing any FemRyStocrats in /here/?

>>73428667
Yeah, I've had enough of real women (all pre-IRyS) and I don't want one anymore. I would make an exception for IRyS though.

>>73428783
the FemRyStocrats here are fat and smelly tho, and also gay

>>73428208
here you go anon https://gofile.io/d/eX2qbo

>>73428553

>>73428553
what do you mean by comfort?

>>73429070
>smelly
that's my fetish, we can sniff each other

>>73428667
there is always this thing in the back on my mind saying that she could disappear or everything could go to hell suddenly

>>73429776
I don't have those thoughts. There's not a doubt in my mind that she'll be here forever.

>>73427962
Why are you making us pick mane-chan

>>73427962
>f) Female GuyRyS
>g) DollRyS
>h) Cheeb
Those are all out of the question.

If someone were to make an ai chatbot version of IRyS, what would be the most important traits to include?

I will never make my happiness depend on IRyS alone. We have our own lives to live and I am satisfied with that.

>>73429872
her eternal love for me and sex with me

>>73429872
She would have to be real.
If there's no real woman at the end of it then what's the point.

>>73429880
She's a big part of that for me though. The only other things that make me happy are my family and even that's not guaranteed.

>>73429732
>ywn secretly swap stinky unwashed underwear with the FemRyStocrat in the school library
why even lve anymore..

>>73429921
What would sex with her be like?

>>73429880
I'm not, I want to marry her.

IRyS would be a horrible wife

>>73430199
She would be a perfect wife. She doesn't even have to do anything, just be herself.

>>73430199
true but i am the perfect husband :D

I am thankful for everyone continued support to IRyS from Hololive EN Promise.

>>73430260
You're not me so you'd be the shittiest. Only I can be a good husband for her.

>>73429952
pillow princess and emotionless until she gets turned on then she becomes sweet and very active

>>73430270
Sometimes I forget Promise exists.
(and that's a good thing)

>>73430199
she sounds absolutely perfect, I'm gonna become her househusband

>>73430260
oh yeah? can you cook, clean, keep her switch charged?

What do you think is IRyS' taste in the man she likes? I think she likes Caucasian with strong jawline.
t. SEA man here

>>73430370
Likes voices that sound like Ishida Akira

>>73430370
Me.

>>73430370
me

>>73430363
not him but I can and will happily do it

>>73430370
Luigi

>>73430407
I don't think IRyS will choose her husband by voice only.

>>73430363
>>73430462
Neither of them but I know how to use Uber and can carry a big powerbank with me everywhere I go.

>>73430370
she likes men that are VERY non-threatening, white/jap, prettyboy aesthetic, and absolutely loyal. in other words, an anime boy.

>>73430598
So she likes femboy?

>>73430598
sounds like me if you remove the prettyboy aesthetic

>>73430598
I will literally grovel and lick her shoes

How much do you guys love IRyS?

>>73431155
more than my life

>>73431155
A lot.

>>73431155
Enough to destroy the world for her
Why are you making these questions IWyS? you sound like a clingy gf and I'm loving it

>>73431284
fuck off Cheebs you will never be poogie!

>>73431155
yes

>>73431431
Because I want you guys to think only about IRyS.

>>73431511
IRyS, that thought is making me act up again. Stop that.

>>73431537
Ehe~

>>73431511
it's working, thank you

>>73431573
You better be a fucking FemRyStocrat.
I should control myself better.

>>73431604
ひ。み。つ。です

up missin IRyS

Had to sleep because of work, which songs did she sing?

>>73432486
previous thread has a list of the songs

>>73431155
The most.

>>73431573
Ehe~ is Kobo!
Aha~ is IRyS!

irys sucks

she should have sung the lady lumps song. i was weirdly hyped for it kek

>>73432730
Personally, I prefer good songs.

>>73432715
yeah, me

>>73432618
Neat, thanks .

>>73432686

>>73432742
>Says the Swiftie

sup

It's so peaceful today too. I like it this way.

>>73434416
Heddo

>>73434523
Fuck off.

>>73434523

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

FUCK

>>73434553
Gdeedings

>>73436361
Kurodijiwah

>Flare playing the Hikkimori Daughter game (https://deeg.jp/musume/))
Over under 1 weeks until IRyS does too?

>>73436907
IRyS doesn't need to play every chillas fart games

>>73437088
This isn't Chillas, it's a free very soulful mystery game about trying to get your daughter to let you into her room

IRyS should play the Soma sequel for the Wii
It's a shmup

>>73437187
it looks kinda bad so im still gonna say no. i'd rather watch more monhun desu

IRyS should play with my balls

I just had Onion Rings for the first time
This is disgusting
Why are they so sweet
I was expecting savory
This sucks

What's the stream that made you choose to be IRyStocrat today?

>>73437297
I thout Soma nuts was a mid 2010s game, how is the sequel on the Wii?

>>73438168
where the fuck are you eating sweet Onion rings at? i want some lol

>>73438168
Onions are sweet, most people never realize this .
>>73438208
The Starship Troopers watchalong.

>>73438208
at debut for me
Ancient karaoke stream

>>73438332
>karaoke
How ancient are we talking about?>>73438332

>>73438168
onions turn sweet when you cook them dumbass

>>73438028
She's busy with mine right now

>>73438208
her first karaoke stream

I want to lick IRyS' tummy
https://twitter.com/raiiniichts/status/1778412164338065593

ok this thread is sleeping so imma do the same peace
>>73438358
early 2017 or so

>>73438573
Whoa, N-word fans.

IRyS, start streaming through the DMC games.

>>73439481
AIIIEEEEEEEE

https://twitter.com/Chisai_Sai/status/1778356996305211486

>>73439481
all of them will drown in my cum. except cheebs, she's gross and i don't her anywhere near me.

>>73439839
Reported for being criminally cute!!!

>>73438208
power wash simulator when she started talking about anime no normie would ever watch

>>73439884
Rude

When was the last Promise collab? I miss them hanging out together.

I am watching the show IRyS was recommending, and it is the most woman show I have ever watched
So far it has been 20 minutes of three woman talking about being socially awkward and complaining about the most meaningless shit imaginable
I can see why she likes it so much, it's basically her daily life

>>73441762
Was the last one that quiz game thing? Was there something since then? I genuinely don't remember.

https://twitter.com/starshell0101/status/1778349099223511164

https://twitter.com/zeth_total/status/1778452084200964460

>>73425814
Thanks nigga

>>73446723
i cameRyS

>>73433389
I was DYING inside during that segment of the karaoke! DO NOT put that evil on me! I even clicked dislike for the duration of the second song, and then switched it back to a like when she went into Shivers. I don't think youtube analytics are that specific, but I did it anyway, just in case.

>>73447724
Ok Wrixne

>>73430598
You have a poor read on women because she clearly wants a slightly older well put together guy

>>73446723
I want to kiss IRyS's cheeks.

>>73448096
She wants me.

>>73441762
>They've only done 2 collabs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WaSJV_D0Ac Mumei wasn't even in the second one

>>73448096
yeah me

>>73430598
she said she likes yandere guys (not hurting her yandere, but will do anything for her yandere)

>>73450504
I will kill for IRyS.

>>73450504
also me

Every single type of guy IRyS likes? All me

Those (Me)s? All me.

IRyS' type is skinny guys wearing caps

>>73430598
From the GTA V streams, she likes both dadbod and muscular model type men too.

>>73451223
again me

>>73450710
I'm not a guy, i am something beyond that and she loves me the most.

>>73451980
FemRyStocrats aren't pigs.
(some of them at least)

>>73451980
Cheeb will eat you

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_GWJ6aHNYnM
Did IRyS ever mention this Chadcast Wagyu steak dinner?

>>73453184
>IRyS mentioning anything outside of streams first without tricking her

How come she's so good at singing white girl songs?

>>73457040
She is good at singing songs in general

IRyS cute bush

https://twitter.com/mk36qy2vUSnDNfX/status/1778465572675858740

>>73427962
>Mane-chan
It's ManeRyS

>>73465251
why so sad Hurea?

>>73462088
I want to rip ManeRyS' pantyhose and finger her until her tight young body is begging for IRyStocrat cock

>>73427122
Sorry I fell asleep

>>73465511
She cant waddup like a baller.

>>73466879
I've had enough of you, I'm going to beat your ass

>>73466939
I don't have a squoshed rrat so just imagine it until i make one.

IRyStoshats

SEX

I am beyond all of you

>>73458075

drawfag requests?

>>73469391
IRyS sucking on (my) balls

>>73469391
You still don't deliver the last 2 requests.

>>73467675
Coom and Goom sex
https://litter.catbox.moe/k9l3ax.webm

>>73469391
IRyS giving a blowjob or recieving a facial.
uncensored this time plz

>>73469692
uhh those are clearly boys...

>>73469867
Do you wan them to be?

elegant princessrys...

>>73469391
Rabbit HoleRyS (possibly wallstuck)

>>73470277
no

>>73471047
Good
https://litter.catbox.moe/d0umwo.png

>>73471135
I'm not feeling it.

>>73471304
Same, it's why I scrapped them a while ago. Just wanted to play with them a little to see if they'd grow on me

>>73471431
i said this before but they would be better with boobas, especially since it would nicely contrast loliRyS.

IRyS should switch to greatsword

>>73472768
no

>>73469692
Nice. I'll probably never think of them as cats though...

>>73472909
it's objectively the coolest and most fun weapon in the game

>>73473345
Nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfdmyx6-YgQ
IRyS mention!

>>73473535
come on man im not clicking that

>>73473345
yea pressing a single button and doing a single animation all hunt is fun as fuck

>>73473535
you can't pay me enough to open a m*ri stream

>>73473535
Fuck off fag

>>73473581
thats pretty much all the weapons though

>>73473535
[X] Spam or misleading

Oh no...

Mori is great for exposing schizos because nobody ships them together so you can't use the ship wars faggotry as an excuse to be an anti

>>73473810
This is your brain on monkey sword

>>73474035
its not the buttons that matter its when you press them

>>73473999
Yeah, thankfully you can just use the plethora of even more valid reasons to anti her

IRyS should main the fishing rod.

Similarly to Terraria, IRyS will now stop playing Monster Hunter because chat will tell her to wait until the other EN's catchup to her point in the story, by that point she will be bored of it and stop playing it al together.
History will repeat itself...

IRyS should try the Charge Blade and spend the first 4 hours of the next stream learning it

>>73474177
Nah, Biboo is in high rank now. No one will tell her to wait now.

>>73474296
I wouldn't mind a BibooRyS mentor stream

>>73474158
She treated IRyS to an expensive wagyu beef restaurant and stopped interacting with males. The fuck else do you want from one person?

>>73474177
Or it'll become a JP only game with Furea instead of splatoon, she's not gonna drop this until they play together she was the entire reason she started playing. There is a lot of multiplayer games she never plays with other holos though, like Diablo, EDF, or GunEVO.

>>73474418
she should go back in time and undo the things she did

IRyS already killed Fatalis off-stream and is currently playing Freedom Unite armor-less to kill him again

>>73474148
Yeah! Like the cultural appropriation, and racism, and telling me to stop tweeting and start creating content. So what if I've been a pre-debut vtuber for 4 years? My model just isn't ready because I had to rework it from a male to a female model once I realized I was actually a woman, and it's hard to pay for a model rework and hormones at the same time. Anyway mori, you're WHITE, nothing you say matters!
I'm just glad I have some sisters here who agree with me, I'll post this in Twitter so be sure to give me likes.

>>73474351
IRyZZler

The thread is so good today. I'm proud of you all.

>>73474628
Seething female hands typed this

>>73474733
we had a good streak though, unfortunately mori exists and so do her insane fans

it's about to start

>>73474158
IRiS should main my rod(penis).

>>73474873
BUT DOCTOR....I'M CHEEBLIACI

Fishing rod weapon would be kidna fun, reminds of that girl from shield hero

>>73474873
What is?

Just noticed IRyS doesn't know how to make highlights on X

I feel like I should reread solo leveling but I'm so burnt out on manga and anime I can barely watch the weekly stuff. Konosuba was funny as fuck though, hopefully it pulls me out of the slump

>>73474873

Is grandmaRyS still doing ok? I never heard about her from IRyS for a long while.

>>73474754
Thank you, so many trolls on Twitter keep calling me male. It's been two years since I changed my bio, get it right!

>>73475493
oh I forgot tranny types like mori for some reason lol

Around what chapter does Dungeon Meshi get good? I mean, it's 'good' enough already, but IRyS made it sound like there's some turning point where it gets crazy good. I think I stopped at the orc part last time I read.

>>73475727
The tournament arc after the timeskip

>>73475567
>inter fandom wars instigation
It's getting brown in here.

>>73475816
>tournament arc
>timeskip
>in a cooking manga
for what purpose

Deadbeats suggested that use the catch up armor so she can play with IRyS ASAP as everyone else is too far ahead

>>73476048
None I just lied for goofs

>>73475727
after the necromancy

>>73476118
lying fat fuck

>>73476177

is there a cheeb model for koikatsu, I feel like that could really up her potential

>>73476527
i hope not i dont want to have to bleach my eyes

>>73476527
Only the smol/beeg models as far as I know

>>73473581
yea pressing multiple buttons and cornerhorning all hunt is fun as fuck

>>73476785
good enough.

>>73477188
hunting horn takes slightly more brain power than GS anyway

When's the last time you guys asked a girl out?

>>73477435
My last gf was in middleschool

>>73477435
I dont remember. Girls usually ask me out.

>>73477435
Almost never.
Would you want that?

I would look very weird if I start asking every girl I see and barely know.

>>73477435
like, 4 years ago, went on a coffee date and I was so nervous that I just spoke the entire time. Didn't look at her phone though which is a bonus I guess

>>73477435
IRyS, please go on a date with me.

>>73477837
I'm calling the cops, ojiisan.

>>73477837
She's not your girlfriend because you pay her to give blowjobs in a filthy used car

>>73477435
January 13th, 2024. She said yes and we are now happily married. (It was IRyS)

>>73477837
same

>>73477435
Literally never, girls ask me out and i reject them out of fear, i'm entering 27 as a khv.

If Cheebs asked you out for a date, would you go with her?

>>73479147
I can't afford to feed her...

>>73479147
I would make her the happiest fat fuck in the world

I think I miss IRyS. :(

>>73479147
A dog is a big responsibility and I'm not ready for that yet.

>>73463229
cheeb cheeb

>>73477837
TuT

So far, what is the best arc of IRyS?

>>73480015
current one by a longshot

>>73480015
this one if she continues to keep the japanese at a minimum

>>73480015
2021>2022/2024>2023

>>73480015
The one where she does ASMR

>>73480015
Unironically her 1.0 time

>>73479147
I would because she'd be happy But I wouldn't go further